#link and ridley

[a-dream-seeking-light]

syd mead-designed lapd squad car used on the production of ridley scott’s blade runner (1982).  photographed by @iamted7 via the petersen automotive museum in la.  

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

*the smashers are chilling and vibing when Wario comes running into the room*

Wario: HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN WAPEACH?!

Samus: ...Have we seen fucking what?

Wario: WAPEACH! The evil version of Peach!

Link: I thought Daisy was the evil version of Peach.

Daisy, cleaning her shotgun: A common misconception.

Wario: Well, she got out, stabbed Waluigi in the kidney and now she's on the loose!

Ridley: HAH! Loser.

Sephiroth: If you really want our help then- huh-

*Sephiroth collapses. Wapeach stands behind him with a bloody knife. She has stabbed him in the kidney as well*

*Wapeach runs off as chaos interrupts*

Ridley, cradling Sephiroth: We gotta get him to a doctor!

Dr. Mario: Have you seen his biology?! Get him to Area 51!

[woodenplankstudios]

Sexyroth (Everyone is Home)

More topless alts please.

Bonus panel!

[wellabridgemeprincess]

PREVIOUS EPISODE(s) ▲ DISCORD SERVER ▲ PATREON ▲ MERCH STORE

[terabyteturtle]

Fighter #14 - Bowser

- He’s jealous of how long Charizard can use Flamethrower. If Bowser uses Fire Breath for too long, he’ll gas out.

- Whenever he's super angry, his footsteps will shake the whole floor. There've been plenty of times in which the Koopalings get scared and think there’s an earthquake before realizing that dear ol’ dad just got beat by Mario again.

- Incineroar has become a good friend of his, and is also a great wrestling coach. The two of them often train and practice wrestling moves together.

- If the Koopa King ever needs some time to himself, he’ll find a secluded spot and tuck away inside his shell. He likes going behind bushes the most because the other fighters have a lesser chance of finding him there. No one has discovered his hiding spot…yet.

- If anyone messes with his kids, they're getting a giga knuckle sandwich straight to the face. He's very protective of them when they're in Smash, mainly because there's so many fighters who could easily hurt them.

- The villains tease and mess around with each other so much to the point where it’s borderline bullying. Once, Ridley wrapped his tail around Bowser’s leg and tugged it back as he walked past, causing the Koopa King to face-plant. It takes a lot to damage Bowser, but considering Ridley’s strength, that really hurt.

- Incineroar let him try some Poke Beans once, and he actually really likes them. Bowser’s not sure what that says about him, though. After tough matches, Incineroar always brings some to share. 

- During the summer, when the fighters have cookouts outside, Bowser is always in charge of the barbeque. Put him in front of the grill and he’ll come back with some of the best burgers, hot dogs, and ribs the fighters have ever tasted. Typically, he’s not good at cooking, so it’s a mystery as to how he can get it to be so good.

- Every Friday night, he’ll play Rummy and Poker with Wario, Meta Knight, and King Dedede. Wario always wants to play for money, but the other three know better and would rather play for fun. Every now and then, King K. Rool might join in as well.

- Bowser LOVES classic rock and hair metal, especially from the 80s. He usually has it playing in the background whenever he’s playing cards with the other villains.

- If the Koopalings’ clown cars are broken, he’ll not only fix them, but he’ll add new, cool weapons that he thinks they’ll like. 

- He’s still smitten with Peach and has a little notebook in which he writes down different ideas for asking her out. If he decides to stick with a plan, he’ll usually have Meta Knight and King Dedede help him out with it.

- More than anything, Bowser cares deeply about being a good father to the Koopalings and constantly worries that someone or something will affect how they view him. If he loses a match, will they think he’s too weak? If he sides with Mario, will they think he’s gone soft? If he does something too evil, will they get scared and turn on him? What do other fighters say about him when he’s not around? Do they tell them good things, bad things, or something in between? Or do they, perhaps, say nothing at all? Bowser’s children love him, and he knows that, but he still can’t help but worry.

- Every time someone complains about the Koopalings’ antics, Bowser can’t help but chuckle. If they think one silly prank is bad, then they don’t want to see how they behave back home.

- Various fighters have mistaken him for a turtle upon first meeting him, but his reactions were vastly different depending on who it was and how they were saying it. Fighters like Lucas and Pit innocently believed that he was a giant turtle, to which he politely explained to them that he was something much different. Fighters like Ridley and Sephiroth, on the other hand, practically mocked him about it, which sent the Koopa King into a fiery fit of rage.

- Despite his wedding plans having been foiled, he still really wants to marry Peach. The Koopalings know that she’s not their real mother, but they still refer to her as such, which breaks his heart even more. He gets really infuriated if a fighter tries reminding them that Peach isn’t actually related to them.

- Kazooie really has it out for him for some reason. Banjo’s fine, but Kazooie does not like Bowser at all, going so far as to leave him “presents” outside his bedroom door.

- When the Koopalings are playing with some of the other younger fighters, they’ll often rope Bowser into the fun as well. This has caused him to form some unlikely bonds with fighters like Ness, Lucas, Villager, and Toon Link.

- They didn’t like each other initially, but over time, Bowser and K. Rool have become as close as brothers. Sure, their egos cause them to fight sometimes, but they’ll always have each other’s backs.

- Bowser is fully aware that he has a short temper and has actually been trying to keep it in check more often. He's making progress, albeit not very much.

- Nowadays, Bowser can keep his Giga form under control, but back then, there were many times in which he lost control as Giga Bowser and nearly destroyed the entire stage. It'd get so bad that both Master Hand and Crazy Hand would have to step in.

- It took him a while to adjust to the fact that there was another Roy in the mansion who was also essentially a prince.

- Knowing how many retro characters there are both on the roster and working as Assist Trophies, he silently prays that his imposter “twin” doesn’t show up. Bowser doesn’t know who that guy is or where he came from, but for a while he falsely referred to himself as “Bowser’s brother” and “the Duke of the Koopas”. One day, he just disappeared, which freaked him out even more. Will he ever return again? Bowser hopes not.

- Because Wario has a monstrous appetite, Bowser is often caught up in schemes to sneak him some extra food (which he'll only agree to if he gets his fair share of the grub). They almost always fail, though.

- Despite all of their differences, Bowser has actually become good friends with the other villains. Well, most of them. Sephiroth and Kazuya haven’t warmed up to him yet, and Dark Samus just freaks him out.

- However, their friendship does not mean that they don’t fight. The villains are all pretty hot-headed and prideful, so arguments break out frequently among them. Out of all of them, Bowser finds himself arguing with K. Rool and Ganondorf the most.

- One time, there was a gopher infestation in the gardens, and of all fighters, Master Hand decided to send Bowser, Ness, and Ike to deal with it. They were a heavily dysfunctional trio, but after a lot of trial and error, they managed to get it done.

- Bowser has his own giant scratching post that he’ll take his anger out on. It’s a miracle that thing is still in one piece.

- As feeble as he thinks Toad is, Bowser can’t help but admire his courage. No matter what, he’s always willing to stick up for people, especially Princess Peach. Unlike most others, Toad doesn’t cower in fear or run away upon crossing Bowser’s path. In fact, he’ll step straight into it if it means protecting someone from harm. Despite the two being on opposing sides, Bowser can’t help but have a weird respect for him.

- Bowser thought that since he had so many spikes on his back that he couldn’t possibly be used as a stepping stool, but he was proven wrong when Yoshi needed something on the top shelf of the fridge and the Koopa King was the only one around to help him. Ever since then, Yoshi, Jigglypuff, and even Olimar have used him to give them a boost on several occasions.

- One time, as a prank, Lemmy painted his shell blue while he was sleeping. Unbeknownst to him, that paint was a special permanent type and wouldn’t come off no matter what Bowser tried to do. The only way they managed to take it off was to have Robin cast some spell on it.

- His favorite song from the Smash soundtrack is King Bowser - Super Mario Bros. 3. It's literally his theme, but made better with all of the sick metal riffs—how could he not love it?

[haystarlight]

Appleton Wisconsin

There's a small town called Appleton in the state of Wisconsin, U.S.A.. It's far out in the country, far away from any big cities; away from the noise and the chaos, the hubbub and the busyness of the more populated areas.There's not that many businesses, all the neighbors know each other. The nights are quiet and dark and calm. There's peace and joy in the atmosphere. And apple trees, so many apple trees.

You would think this is the last place the C.E.O. of Cognito Inc. would wanna visit. Nothing remarkable, nothing important, absolutely nothing of note that the shadow government would even care about. And yet, Brett Hand has decided to use his vacation to drive himself out here.

Or; What if Reagan had decided to wipe her memory and go with Ron at the end of Season 2?

[chowmoon2]

I’m really bored so here is some random Super Smash Bros Ultimate headcanons regarding Pichu

The Pichu in Ultimate is not the same Pichu from Meelee,that Pichu went and evolved into Pikachu who took the place in the roster after 64/Meelee Pikachu unfortunate and sudden passing

There are some rumors that Pikachu and Pichu are actually siblings but it isn’t confirmed,they do have a brother like bond though

Pichu is the youngest member of the Smash Ultimate Tournament,being only 8 weeks old when first joining (l know Pokemon age is probably different from human age but let’s not get into that)

Hangs out with Young Link and Roy the most out of all the fighters (that are not Pokemon) mainly because of them being great friends with Meelee Pichu/Pikachu in the past

Really loves Barbecue Sauce,it’s kinda like catnip to him

Most,if not all of the villains of Smash has atleast a very small soft spot for Pichu (especially Sephiroth and Ridley) but this is not much of a good thing as you would think (not to mention the stress and worry most heroic Smashers have over Pichu hanging out with them)

You see,due to still being a Baby Pokemon and in general,carefree and naive,Pichu can be easily influenced by the actions of others he imprinted on

It’s kinda like how Hero and Dark Chao works in the Chao Garden,A Chao can become a Hero Chao when they are cared for for by a hero character (examples:Marth,Samus,Luigi etc) who does kind,heroic deeds and a Chao becomes a Dark Chao when cared for by a Dark character (examples:Like I mentioned above,Sephiroth and Ridley) who tends to get up to mischief

So Pichu is basically a Chao that is constantly switching between Hero and Dark Chao

Much to the frustration of the Heroic fighters,Pichu is often a “Dark Chao” and while the consequences for this may seem small now,effects it will have when Pichu grows older and evolves to a Pikachu will be dire…

(I may or may not based some of these headcanons on old fanmade tumblr Smash Bros comics-)

[dariushutup]

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Word Art (2021)

[waldeckeration]

THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW (2004)

[tiredmoonslut]

Yknow, if reboots are what Hollywood wants to focus on right now, I'd be open to somebody trying Beautiful Creatures again

[lefemmerougewriter]

Entrapta, Apta, and everything nice!

Here's my recent fics which center Entrapta (also known as Apta), apart from her appearances in An Unlikely Alliance Against Evildoers. She will continue having a major role in my new ongoing series, entitled "Aphra's Sapphic Escapade Through the Stars".

Major role

(she begins a romantic relationship with Aphra. I originally had her called "Apta" throughout my Unlikely Alliance series, so I decided to adapt that here for her)

(begins a friendship with Ridley. Like the connection of Aphra and Entrapta, I saw how both of them could vibe here.)

Minor role

(court reporter at the trial against Diana Prince and Tatsu Yamashiro)

(Entrapta embarrasses Cass when she admits she had her radio on the entire time, including when she admitted she had a crush on Catra!)

I will update this post if more fics come along...

[harkingspot]

new jrand concept/au just dropped!!!!

OKAY GUYS SO HEAR ME OUT,, i spent all night thinking about this one so you better strap urself in and buckle up bc you are SO not ready for this ALSO this is highly dedicated to the jrand bestie lynnster ily

contains spoilers!! especially episode 7 of pt 2

WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN????

okay so im calling back on both the project reboot AND rand’s old memory erasing machine so,,, yeah im sorry- i think you know where this is going

im still 100% subscribed to the idea jr is somewhat into rand AND NOW THAT WE GOT A GLIMPSE OF THEIR BACKSTORY- IT JUST MAKES SENSE

so lets just start there. after being with rand for a while, from roommate and now to business partners, he’s unfortunately become fond

that was bad. in their line of work, attachments were a big NONO

rand being the repressed asshole he is probably knows but he’s too busy and has a whole ass family now

this is where their relationship starts to get... strained

knowing about the project reboot, jr took it upon himself to branch off into different timelines where he and rand can be together

but it never worked. it was just not meant to be

jr KNOWS rand knows and is probably gonna do something to him

so he’s writing every. single. thing. DOWN

every single memories they’ve shared together, good or bad, he wrote them all down and made sure that the “new” jr never forgets

wrapped it all in foil and hidden somewhere

but rand isnt using project reboot oh nononono NOPE HE PULLS OUT THE MEMORY ERASER BITCH

and the same with reagan, he used it so that jr never remembers their history- turned them sour. unpleasant to taste.

thats when they went from distant to absolutely HATING each other. constantly on each others asses about everything

in his attempt to find dirt on rand to get him out of the company he rediscovers project reboot and finds all the shit his “old self” had hidden away in foil

moving forward. skipping to episode 7 where jr is PISSED- pissed at rand that he cant have the reality HE wants...

the one where they could just be together

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Zelda, coming in carrying a gift: We're here! Happy Prime 4 Sam- *sees that the room is empty* Samus?

Ridley, entering the room from the bathroom: Oh hey.

Zelda: Ridley?

Ridley: I'm accepting all gifts and congratulations on behalf Samus for Prime 4. And by that I mean I'm eating them. *grabs Zelda's gift and eats it*

Zelda: Where's Samus, though?

Ridley: Same place her boytoy is, I'd wager. Celebrating

-with Samus and Link-

Link, drunk: Saaaaamy baby?

Samus: Yesh hunny bun?

Link: How're- how'd- we're on da moon.

Samus: HELL YEE WE IS! PRIME 4! FINALLY!

Link: No- no we literally- we on the moon.

*Link points at Earth in the distance*

Samus: WHO CARES! I LOVE THE WORLD! I LOVE YOU! WOOOO! *grabs Link and drags him to the ground*

[woodenplankstudios]

Dinner despair (everyone is home)

[wellabridgemeprincess]

New video when? :3

That depends on what you consider an ep of Well Abridge Me Princess! but

there is a video that I very much consider both an ep of W.A.M.P! and Real-Time Fandub coming out on September 17th, my half birthday

Here's a sneak peak-view!

[terabyteturtle]

Fighter #10 - Ness

- Ness does amazing in school. He gets straight A's without even trying. Out of every class, science is easily his favorite.

- He has a collection of colorful magnets for the kitchen fridge.

- He knows how to make molotov cocktails somehow. Samus blames the villains for teaching him, but she fails to realize that the internet is a magical, informative place.

- He owns a small science kit that he always brings around with him.

- Ness has nearly blown up the mansion due to irresponsible mixing of various lethal chemicals. How he got said chemicals, nobody knows—they sure as hell weren't in the science kit. (He doesn't read the labels half the time, so that doesn't help either.)

- Ness might be smart, but he still does some stupid things, both accidentally and on purpose.

- He often uses PK Thunder to propel himself throughout the mansion, which earns him plenty of visits with Dr. Mario.

- He always marks the dates of meteor showers on his calendar. When the day arrives, he invites his friends over to watch them.

- Ness has a massive crush on Samus. If she does something nice for him (or even talks to him, it really doesn't take much), he blushes like crazy.

- As much as Ness loves baseball, he kinda sucks at it. With help from Snake, he's slowly trying to improve. He's far better at batting than he is at pitching.

- He isn't the most artistic, but give him some clay and he can do a pretty decent volcano sculpture (though it won't last long before he accidentally blows it apart with something).

- Ness got really curious about Kadabra one day and decided to read a bunch of its Pokedex entries. He couldn't sleep for weeks after that.

- Young Link is a good friend of his. He might not speak much, but he makes for great company.

- He won second place in his school talent show one year for his cool yo-yo tricks.

- This kid is unbelievable at hide-and-seek. He knows all of the best hiding spots in the mansion. One time, the others thought he'd gotten kidnapped because, for over an hour, they couldn't find him.

- His first stuffed animal was a teddy bear named Roger. He won't admit it to anyone, but Ness still has him in his bedroom closet. Whenever he has a really bad nightmare, he'll retrieve Roger and cuddle with him for the rest of the night.

- Ness is really interested in Greek mythology and finds himself talking to Pit a lot about it. 

- Ness gets homesick really easily. If something reminds him of Onett, he becomes slightly depressed. He video chats with his friends every night to help him cope with it.

- Ness LOVES steak. Steak tacos, steak with potatoes, surf & turf—he'll eat anything if it has steak. Much to the others' dismay, he likes it best when it's cooked rare. A lot of the older fighters are worried about him eating it like that.

- "Rare? It's practically still alive at that point, darling." - Bayonetta

- Snake is like a father figure to him. They do a lot together, from playing video games to perfecting Ness' pitch.

- He's also Snake's self-proclaimed wingman when it comes to love. In the past, Ness has desperately tried to set him up on dates, even going so far as to set up a Tinder profile for him without his knowledge, but Snake always rejected them. Poor Ness just wanted the man to get the love he deserved, and he didn't understand why he wouldn't give it a shot. Then one day, Snake finally confided in him. As it turns out, he only rejected those dates because he already had his steel heart set upon Samus. Ness was shocked and felt a little betrayed at first, but he was still determined to help out his friend.

- "Samus? Really? Well, you better make a move quick before I get to her first!" - Ness

- Ness also has a strong friendship with Otacon. They nerd out about science-y stuff together.

- To his surprise, he's actually a big fan of heavy metal. Snake introduced him to a couple bands and when he listened to their music for the first time, his mind was completely blown.

- Ness dreams of one day joining a professional baseball team. He just has to pitch without hitting someone in the head first.

- Despite being young, Ness understands the value of a dollar. He's financially responsible and already has a jar in his closet specifically for college savings.

- Ness has a whole album full of limited edition baseball cards, with most of them in mint condition.

- Once, Wario stole this precious album and put it up for auction on Ebay, where he ended up selling it for $100,000. It wasn't long before Ness found out, and with Otacon's help, he tracked down the person it was sold to. When he politely informed them that the cards were stolen, they were very understanding and sent them back. Once they returned to the mansion, Snake held Wario at gunpoint until he agreed to give the money back. In the end, all went well and everything returned to its rightful place.

- Well, except for Wario's happiness. That disappeared along with the money.

- Ness has a lot of dreams about memories from his early childhood, which often contribute to his homesickness.

- As of right now, he's the only one who can comprehend, speak, and translate Saturnian. He's currently trying to teach it to Lucas.

- Surprisingly, Ness doesn't have the strongest stomach. He nearly threw up when he first encountered Master Belch, then nearly threw up again when they met a second time, then actually threw up when he found the blob of grossness hanging out on the Spirit Board.

- Ness has accumulated quite a few nicknames during his time at the mansion. Roy (FE) and Snake affectionately refer to him as "squirt", Otacon calls him "buddy", and Bowser, Ganondorf, and Ridley call him "pipsqueak". His favorite is "Psi Guy", given to him by Pit.

- Bayonetta calls him a twerp sometimes, but that's only when she's irritated with him.

- You know how his science experiments sometimes go completely awry? Well, it only gets worse when he has friends around. He and Jeff have launched rockets around the mansion several times and nearly destroyed tons of valuable items. They're convinced that, one day, they'll finally be able to make a functional rocket, but Snake believes that day won't arrive for a long time.

- This kid makes Scooby-Doo references constantly, to the point where it's almost too much. If he sees something dangerous, he always says "Gee Scoob, we better get out of here!" It doesn't matter whether he's by himself or with ten other people, he'll always be talking to "Scoob".

- He has six different yo-yos, all in various colors. The green one is his favorite.

- If a blackout happens, Ness will use PK Flash to help fighters see. Pikachu and Pichu will also contribute using their own electrical powers.

- If he suspects someone stole something from him, he'll use his psychic powers to turn them upside-down and give them a cartoon-style shakedown. He'll then drop them on their head when he's finished.

- When big festivals and parties come up, he begs the adults to be in charge of fireworks, but everyone knows how that would end up.

- He does the Naruto run even though he has no idea what Naruto is.

- On nights he can't sleep, he loves going up on the balcony and using the telescope. Not only does he enjoy seeing the stars and planets at night, but it also reminds him of the smile on Samus' face when she first bought it for the mansion. Seeing her so happy made him happy, too.

- His favorite song from the Smash soundtrack is Bein' Friends. He always cries whenever he hears the slow part, so it inspires him to finish his battles quickly before it comes on.