#link and ridley

[a-dream-seeking-light]

syd mead-designed lapd squad car used on the production of ridley scott’s blade runner (1982).  photographed by @iamted7 via the petersen automotive museum in la.  

[volt-reblogs-n-rambles]

I did it. The blorbos.

Thoughts below the cut.

Ok so if you clicked read more WELCOME this is a LOT of thoughts coming at you so like:

•Rankings are approximate, and not commentary on anything in terms of actual character analysis. I am not comparing the crimes, actual or social, of these characters in a serious way

•Samus was originally in the center and then I was like "no. No she's more creature than that."

•also shout-out to Sablegear0 for the fic line around the lines of "nice humans not say they nice" and that's what I was thinking about.

•Some of the Bastard rankings are for crimes and some are vibes. Some are both!

•For example, Stan has an immense criminal record! MB tried to kill all humans.

•Meanwhile, Bill Cipher is a Bastard AND a criminal! I hate him he's great.

•Goro Akechi is a mess that needs like. A good friend and therapy and some self-discovery. He also committed crimes but I think he'd do better outside of jail.

•That Appletun is George, he's my apple son, I love him, I hold him gently, that IS my art from like 2020 don't worry about the horns it's a long story

•I know Shy Guys are villains but. No they aren't.

•Good news, I would trust like all of the men here with my drink? With a few OBVIOUS EXCEPTIONS.

Ok actually that needs an elaboration. Obvious exceptions are the two in The Pit and Ridley Metroid because I don't. No I don't trust them.

As for the rest, trust reasons: two are below the age of 16, Ren supports women's rights AND wrongs don't at me, Akechi I don't think I would ever approach because Oh No He Needs Therapy but for background and general vibes reasons I think he would fight someone trying to do anything. Zagreus gives me similar vibes to Ren even though Greek Mythology but like just I don't I don't think.

Ford is a great uncle and would also fight someone. Same with Stan, and I went back and forth on this but landed on the great uncle point but also he would just steal the drink. And that's funny.

•Adam Malkovich exists but he's a computer he can't hold anything. But he's also just Man. That's it. None of the other qualities. That's a guy.

•wait I forgot Link. Same boat as Ren but like if Link doesn't give me ace vibes. Yes I'm projecting. I can project on a lot of these guys!

[bloggingthefamily]

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A fitting conclusion.

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

*the smashers are chilling and vibing when Wario comes running into the room*

Wario: HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN WAPEACH?!

Samus: ...Have we seen fucking what?

Wario: WAPEACH! The evil version of Peach!

Link: I thought Daisy was the evil version of Peach.

Daisy, cleaning her shotgun: A common misconception.

Wario: Well, she got out, stabbed Waluigi in the kidney and now she's on the loose!

Ridley: HAH! Loser.

Sephiroth: If you really want our help then- huh-

*Sephiroth collapses. Wapeach stands behind him with a bloody knife. She has stabbed him in the kidney as well*

*Wapeach runs off as chaos interrupts*

Ridley, cradling Sephiroth: We gotta get him to a doctor!

Dr. Mario: Have you seen his biology?! Get him to Area 51!

[woodenplankstudios]

Sexyroth (Everyone is Home)

More topless alts please.

Bonus panel!

[wellabridgemeprincess]

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[terabyteturtle]

Fighter #14 - Bowser

- He’s jealous of how long Charizard can use Flamethrower. If Bowser uses Fire Breath for too long, he’ll gas out.

- Whenever he's super angry, his footsteps will shake the whole floor. There've been plenty of times in which the Koopalings get scared and think there’s an earthquake before realizing that dear ol’ dad just got beat by Mario again.

- Incineroar has become a good friend of his, and is also a great wrestling coach. The two of them often train and practice wrestling moves together.

- If the Koopa King ever needs some time to himself, he’ll find a secluded spot and tuck away inside his shell. He likes going behind bushes the most because the other fighters have a lesser chance of finding him there. No one has discovered his hiding spot…yet.

- If anyone messes with his kids, they're getting a giga knuckle sandwich straight to the face. He's very protective of them when they're in Smash, mainly because there's so many fighters who could easily hurt them.

- The villains tease and mess around with each other so much to the point where it’s borderline bullying. Once, Ridley wrapped his tail around Bowser’s leg and tugged it back as he walked past, causing the Koopa King to face-plant. It takes a lot to damage Bowser, but considering Ridley’s strength, that really hurt.

- Incineroar let him try some Poke Beans once, and he actually really likes them. Bowser’s not sure what that says about him, though. After tough matches, Incineroar always brings some to share. 

- During the summer, when the fighters have cookouts outside, Bowser is always in charge of the barbeque. Put him in front of the grill and he’ll come back with some of the best burgers, hot dogs, and ribs the fighters have ever tasted. Typically, he’s not good at cooking, so it’s a mystery as to how he can get it to be so good.

- Every Friday night, he’ll play Rummy and Poker with Wario, Meta Knight, and King Dedede. Wario always wants to play for money, but the other three know better and would rather play for fun. Every now and then, King K. Rool might join in as well.

- Bowser LOVES classic rock and hair metal, especially from the 80s. He usually has it playing in the background whenever he’s playing cards with the other villains.

- If the Koopalings’ clown cars are broken, he’ll not only fix them, but he’ll add new, cool weapons that he thinks they’ll like. 

- He’s still smitten with Peach and has a little notebook in which he writes down different ideas for asking her out. If he decides to stick with a plan, he’ll usually have Meta Knight and King Dedede help him out with it.

- More than anything, Bowser cares deeply about being a good father to the Koopalings and constantly worries that someone or something will affect how they view him. If he loses a match, will they think he’s too weak? If he sides with Mario, will they think he’s gone soft? If he does something too evil, will they get scared and turn on him? What do other fighters say about him when he’s not around? Do they tell them good things, bad things, or something in between? Or do they, perhaps, say nothing at all? Bowser’s children love him, and he knows that, but he still can’t help but worry.

- Every time someone complains about the Koopalings’ antics, Bowser can’t help but chuckle. If they think one silly prank is bad, then they don’t want to see how they behave back home.

- Various fighters have mistaken him for a turtle upon first meeting him, but his reactions were vastly different depending on who it was and how they were saying it. Fighters like Lucas and Pit innocently believed that he was a giant turtle, to which he politely explained to them that he was something much different. Fighters like Ridley and Sephiroth, on the other hand, practically mocked him about it, which sent the Koopa King into a fiery fit of rage.

- Despite his wedding plans having been foiled, he still really wants to marry Peach. The Koopalings know that she’s not their real mother, but they still refer to her as such, which breaks his heart even more. He gets really infuriated if a fighter tries reminding them that Peach isn’t actually related to them.

- Kazooie really has it out for him for some reason. Banjo’s fine, but Kazooie does not like Bowser at all, going so far as to leave him “presents” outside his bedroom door.

- When the Koopalings are playing with some of the other younger fighters, they’ll often rope Bowser into the fun as well. This has caused him to form some unlikely bonds with fighters like Ness, Lucas, Villager, and Toon Link.

- They didn’t like each other initially, but over time, Bowser and K. Rool have become as close as brothers. Sure, their egos cause them to fight sometimes, but they’ll always have each other’s backs.

- Bowser is fully aware that he has a short temper and has actually been trying to keep it in check more often. He's making progress, albeit not very much.

- Nowadays, Bowser can keep his Giga form under control, but back then, there were many times in which he lost control as Giga Bowser and nearly destroyed the entire stage. It'd get so bad that both Master Hand and Crazy Hand would have to step in.

- It took him a while to adjust to the fact that there was another Roy in the mansion who was also essentially a prince.

- Knowing how many retro characters there are both on the roster and working as Assist Trophies, he silently prays that his imposter “twin” doesn’t show up. Bowser doesn’t know who that guy is or where he came from, but for a while he falsely referred to himself as “Bowser’s brother” and “the Duke of the Koopas”. One day, he just disappeared, which freaked him out even more. Will he ever return again? Bowser hopes not.

- Because Wario has a monstrous appetite, Bowser is often caught up in schemes to sneak him some extra food (which he'll only agree to if he gets his fair share of the grub). They almost always fail, though.

- Despite all of their differences, Bowser has actually become good friends with the other villains. Well, most of them. Sephiroth and Kazuya haven’t warmed up to him yet, and Dark Samus just freaks him out.

- However, their friendship does not mean that they don’t fight. The villains are all pretty hot-headed and prideful, so arguments break out frequently among them. Out of all of them, Bowser finds himself arguing with K. Rool and Ganondorf the most.

- One time, there was a gopher infestation in the gardens, and of all fighters, Master Hand decided to send Bowser, Ness, and Ike to deal with it. They were a heavily dysfunctional trio, but after a lot of trial and error, they managed to get it done.

- Bowser has his own giant scratching post that he’ll take his anger out on. It’s a miracle that thing is still in one piece.

- As feeble as he thinks Toad is, Bowser can’t help but admire his courage. No matter what, he’s always willing to stick up for people, especially Princess Peach. Unlike most others, Toad doesn’t cower in fear or run away upon crossing Bowser’s path. In fact, he’ll step straight into it if it means protecting someone from harm. Despite the two being on opposing sides, Bowser can’t help but have a weird respect for him.

- Bowser thought that since he had so many spikes on his back that he couldn’t possibly be used as a stepping stool, but he was proven wrong when Yoshi needed something on the top shelf of the fridge and the Koopa King was the only one around to help him. Ever since then, Yoshi, Jigglypuff, and even Olimar have used him to give them a boost on several occasions.

- One time, as a prank, Lemmy painted his shell blue while he was sleeping. Unbeknownst to him, that paint was a special permanent type and wouldn’t come off no matter what Bowser tried to do. The only way they managed to take it off was to have Robin cast some spell on it.

- His favorite song from the Smash soundtrack is King Bowser - Super Mario Bros. 3. It's literally his theme, but made better with all of the sick metal riffs—how could he not love it?

[tiredmoonslut]

Yknow, if reboots are what Hollywood wants to focus on right now, I'd be open to somebody trying Beautiful Creatures again

[haystarlight]

Appleton Wisconsin

There's a small town called Appleton in the state of Wisconsin, U.S.A.. It's far out in the country, far away from any big cities; away from the noise and the chaos, the hubbub and the busyness of the more populated areas.There's not that many businesses, all the neighbors know each other. The nights are quiet and dark and calm. There's peace and joy in the atmosphere. And apple trees, so many apple trees.

You would think this is the last place the C.E.O. of Cognito Inc. would wanna visit. Nothing remarkable, nothing important, absolutely nothing of note that the shadow government would even care about. And yet, Brett Hand has decided to use his vacation to drive himself out here.

Or; What if Reagan had decided to wipe her memory and go with Ron at the end of Season 2?

[dariushutup]

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Word Art (2021)

[chowmoon2]

I’m really bored so here is some random Super Smash Bros Ultimate headcanons regarding Pichu

The Pichu in Ultimate is not the same Pichu from Meelee,that Pichu went and evolved into Pikachu who took the place in the roster after 64/Meelee Pikachu unfortunate and sudden passing

There are some rumors that Pikachu and Pichu are actually siblings but it isn’t confirmed,they do have a brother like bond though

Pichu is the youngest member of the Smash Ultimate Tournament,being only 8 weeks old when first joining (l know Pokemon age is probably different from human age but let’s not get into that)

Hangs out with Young Link and Roy the most out of all the fighters (that are not Pokemon) mainly because of them being great friends with Meelee Pichu/Pikachu in the past

Really loves Barbecue Sauce,it’s kinda like catnip to him

Most,if not all of the villains of Smash has atleast a very small soft spot for Pichu (especially Sephiroth and Ridley) but this is not much of a good thing as you would think (not to mention the stress and worry most heroic Smashers have over Pichu hanging out with them)

You see,due to still being a Baby Pokemon and in general,carefree and naive,Pichu can be easily influenced by the actions of others he imprinted on

It’s kinda like how Hero and Dark Chao works in the Chao Garden,A Chao can become a Hero Chao when they are cared for for by a hero character (examples:Marth,Samus,Luigi etc) who does kind,heroic deeds and a Chao becomes a Dark Chao when cared for by a Dark character (examples:Like I mentioned above,Sephiroth and Ridley) who tends to get up to mischief

So Pichu is basically a Chao that is constantly switching between Hero and Dark Chao

Much to the frustration of the Heroic fighters,Pichu is often a “Dark Chao” and while the consequences for this may seem small now,effects it will have when Pichu grows older and evolves to a Pikachu will be dire…

(I may or may not based some of these headcanons on old fanmade tumblr Smash Bros comics-)

[lefemmerougewriter]

My latest fic is out!

It's entitled "Reagan's Bold Move, Cognito's Kidnapping Plot, and Kim's Folly" and it continues my Cognito Files series, which I have posted about on this blog before! Here's the summary:

Reagan, as the CEO of Cognito, is dedicated to stop anything that gets in the way of the shadowy organization that she controls, whether that means assassinating villains (with the help of trigger-happy demons), kidnapping peace activists, or manipulating news media. She cares little about those impacted. One of those people is a college-bound orange-haired teenager named Kim Possible, whose friend Monique is kidnapped by Shego. The latter is working on behalf of Cognito with her mercenary organization, Green Hands Girl Enterprise. With help from her hacker friend, Wade, she attempts to save Monique from this secretive group. In the process, her friend Wade is taken by Cognito and she faces off against a mind-controlled international thief dressed in red when she arrived. Can Kim save her friends before it is too late? Or will Reagan be successful in controlling the world's benefit for those in the shadows? You'll have to read to find out!

[foxune]

[bloggingthefamily]

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I love this plotline. It's one of the last big arcs before the finale (and i'm not sure if Waluigi's last hurrah counts)

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Zelda, coming in carrying a gift: We're here! Happy Prime 4 Sam- *sees that the room is empty* Samus?

Ridley, entering the room from the bathroom: Oh hey.

Zelda: Ridley?

Ridley: I'm accepting all gifts and congratulations on behalf Samus for Prime 4. And by that I mean I'm eating them. *grabs Zelda's gift and eats it*

Zelda: Where's Samus, though?

Ridley: Same place her boytoy is, I'd wager. Celebrating

-with Samus and Link-

Link, drunk: Saaaaamy baby?

Samus: Yesh hunny bun?

Link: How're- how'd- we're on da moon.

Samus: HELL YEE WE IS! PRIME 4! FINALLY!

Link: No- no we literally- we on the moon.

*Link points at Earth in the distance*

Samus: WHO CARES! I LOVE THE WORLD! I LOVE YOU! WOOOO! *grabs Link and drags him to the ground*

[woodenplankstudios]

Dinner despair (everyone is home)