#lil michelle au

[zoliber250]

!Announcement!

I have decided to make a new Au.

I have completely lost motivation to do anything in Lil Michelle Au and by time I have more and more things I would like to change. One of them are characters - I want to have characters I have created. Don’t get me wrong here - I love all the characters I have been using from other artists like Irene (love this gal) and others. But I want to think of and create characters that belong to me, to kinda feel the connection between creation and creator. That’s why in my new Au, I will only use my own characters (of course not including characters from original Lil Lucifer Au). I am aware that in this Au I have been focusing more on one character - Michelle. I want to change that and give all characters important role in a plot. I have already planned main plot and some of the characters. I will finished them as quickly as possible and begin my new creation.

Thank you to all the people that have supported me for all this time. I hope I haven’t disappointed you in not being active and I believe that you will be satisfied with my new Au.

[amantoli]

Un au de lil lucifer donde el mundo espejo se une con la versión humana de los demonios

[yes-i-am-happyaspie]

Firefight Peter Parker, Spideychelle AU 🥰 🚒

This image just popped into my head one day and I had to draw it. Then I started really thinking about it and I just have so many thoughts and feelings about this AU. I know I'll never write it. But I did jot down some headcanon points to add to this post.

Peter practically grew up in the firehouse where his Uncle Ben worked. He visited the station with his Aunt May all the time. Sometimes, when his uncle had a shift during the holidays, they would spend part of it there with him and the rest of his company. It made it feel like they were all one big family. It didn’t take long for Peter to decide he wanted to grow up to be a firefighter too. As he grew older, that desire never changed. Even after his uncle died amidst the flames of a particularly destructive fire.

As soon as Peter graduated high school, he entered the Fire Academy and graduated top of his class. He was put right to work as a probationary firefighter at a station right in the middle of Queens.

Peter is the youngest firefighter on staff. The crew gives him a hard time about it. They call him the rookie and the baby of the group while trying to pinch his cheeks. He accepts their teasing because he knows they mean well. It helps that they also know how serious he is about the job. He’s always the first one there for training and practice. He’s never late for his shifts, and he stays on top of his necessary certifications. Every so often, the crew ribs him about that too.

Ideally, this AU would also have Steve Rogers as the captain and Bruce as a firefighter/paramedic. 

When Peter’s not at the station, he lives with his girlfriend, MJ. They are very much in love, and It’s not unusual for her to come to visit during his two-day shifts. For no other reason than she misses him.

Peter lights up the moment she arrives. His serious exterior drops to something much softer as he pulls her into a tight embrace. Even after they separate, their hands continue to touch. Sometimes they sit outside and chat while she’s there. Other times, they playfully bicker until Peter scoops her up and hurls her over his shoulder. He’ll hold her there in a standard fireman’s carry, telling her he won’t set her down until she agrees with him. They both laugh and laugh until MJ falls limp and admits defeat. Once she’s back on the ground, they go back to holding hands.

There are comments in the background, the crew shouting at them to ‘get a room.’ Tony, the well-practiced driver, and engineer, that Peter's come to see as something of a mentor, is generally the one who initiates it. Peter will send him a menacing look in retaliation. But it never puts a stop to the gleeful teasing. He’s okay with it, though. Tony reminds him a lot of his Uncle Ben.

If the alarm goes off while MJ's there, Peter will reluctantly let go of her. He’ll rush to join his department brothers and sisters as they collectively prepared to perform their jobs. Often, MJ will call after him saying, ‘stay safe’ and ‘be careful’ as he goes. He’ll pause momentarily to look over his shoulder and tell her he’s always careful and will always do his best to come home to her. She nods her head and steps back to watch the hustling. Peter knows she understands how important his job is, and he’s thankful she’s so supportive. He loves and respects her but he really couldn’t imagine himself doing anything else with his life.

Because in every reality, Peter Parker just wants to help people.

For some extra spice, Peter could respond to a fire at Oscorp, where he gets bitten by a radioactive spider. 

If you read this, enjoyed it, and are so inclined, please write it! Just be sure to tag me so I can enjoy it too!!

[churrothezanyrabbit]

ME AND MY STUPID AU’S AUAUUGGHHGHGHGGRGRGRGGRGRGGRGR batim.

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YOU CANT STOP MEi love little babey churro LOOK AT THEM BABEY LIL LIL BABEY

[scrunglepaws]

We need more Sails and Catfish!!!!!! MORE MORE MORE MORE!!, pretty please? 😿👉👈

Anon you deserve so much more for being a sweetie pop and directly asking, but this is all I've got for now: A sketch I made for my Sails' Tales (pre-Aquarius Someplace AU) playlist on spottedfly. Even though it's not finished yet, I think it looks super cute and I hope you like it, too. <3 Speaking of music, perhaps you'll appreciate some songs that make me think of them? :3

Michelle Branch - Drop in the Ocean ~ The song I named the Sails+Catfish origin story after because... Sails was a smol, leedol baby. Who literally fell in the ocean. Just a lil guy that got fished up by a big guy. <3 The lyrics make me think of them looking each others' eyes for the first time and becoming bonded as brothers. <3

Owl City - The Bird and The Worm ~ Quintessential Sails+Catfish song! References to fishing, the ocean, and just overall a cheery cute bop? Yeah! <3 There's a few lines that make me think of Sails/Black Rose, too (about twirling around under the stars and making each other blush). I can see this whole song as an animatic with the three of them in my head. :>

MIKA - Big Girl (You Are Beautiful) ~ SILLY, but it makes me think of Sails hyping up his man as a hottie because he thinks he's too shy to meet people (romantically). Maybe because Sails finally won Black Rose's affection and is drunk on love, so he wants his homie to find someone, too. But Catfish, whether he's aroace, unsure, or just not interested at the time, is like "bro, cut that out oAo" (but in a more Catfish way xD) and Sails is like "Oh, my bad. Lemme know if you change your mind. :D"

Dan Crow - Walk Outside ~ This song is corny as shit. I first heard it in a movie I watched all the time as a wee kiddo called "Milo and Otis." It makes me think of an au where Sails, Catfish, and Rosie get turned into animals (or ferals or whatever you want to call it) and are poofed to a scenic farm setting. They live out the rest of their lives in bliss and nothing bad ever happens EVER and it's wholesome af.

... Alright, that's enough peeling back the curtain on my dumb brain's thoughts. Here are some other songs that make me think of Sails, Catfish, and Rosie (because they're kind of a trio~):

Steam Powered Giraffe - Steamboat Shenanigans

Clara C - Offbeat

The Beach Boys - Good Vibrations

Sugar Ray - Under the Sun

Gregory and the Hawk - Boats & Birds

[lemoncrushh]

OLD FICS REPOSTING

STARTING MONDAY, JULY 8...

I will begin reposting my three completed long fics. These are multi-chaptered fics that I wrote between 2015 and 2018. Please note, these are all Harry x OC fics, two are AUs and one is Real Harry.

I WILL BE POSTING ONE CHAPTER OF EACH FIC PER DAY. So, you can follow along easily or wait til the end and binge them all.

Below is a brief synopsis of each fic, along with warnings. ALL THREE ARE OLDER WOMAN OCs. If this is not your thing, or it turns you off, PLEASE do not read. I got hate for these in the past (and some snarky comments on Wattpad), and I am just too old and tired to defend them anymore. In my opinion, the age thing shouldn't matter, but I would rather put it out there first before I get messages about it.

Just PLEASE REMEMBER TO BE KIND. I have a heart just like everybody else, and I am sensitive. I enjoy interacting with readers and other writers. Feedback is always appreciated, but rude comments will be blocked.

Obviously, you must be over 18 to read my fics.

Summary: After a few years of being a housewife, Tisa Jordan decided to go back to school. Hoping to find inspiration and a new direction in life, she didn't expect to meet Harry Styles, a handsome British twenty-year-old.

When It Was Written: I started this fic around the end of 2014 when I'd just become a Harry fan, and it was completed in 2015. It was my very first Harry fic.

The Characters and Face Claims: This Harry is 20 (he turns 21 at the end), and Tisa is 32. The girl for the face claim of Tisa was just a model in a random stock photo I found, so I don't know who she is. The character Zack is based on Zayn, and Penny is based on Perrie Edwards. Also, I think I used Ashton Irwin for the face claim of Joey, Liam for Grayson, Olivia Wilde for Justine (complete coincidence, I promise lol), Renee Olstead for Liz, and Lea Michele as Britney. I did not use a face claim for James.

Warnings: age gap (older woman), infidelity, smut, unprotected sex, divorce, angst (LOTS), drinking, mentions of mental abuse and dysfunctional childhood

Number of Chapters: 39 (chapters are a bit short in the beginning because I didn't keep track of word counts back then.)

Posting Time: 10AM CDT

Summary: I'm Harry. I have a mundane job where I sit in a cubicle all day. But things just got better because the hottest babe just started working here. And I'm determined to make her mine, even if just for one night. I'm Roni. I just started this new job, but all I can think about is the hottie in the corner cubicle. I think he likes me too.

When It Was Written: This was started in 2015 and finished in 2017 (it was on hold off and on for a while). It started really with just the urge to write about a cocky Harry and eventually turned into a long story. There is a lot of smut, but it ends up having a lot of drama as well.

The Characters and Face Claims: So, as you can see from the cheeky lil summary, this is written in two points of view. This Harry is based on 2013 Harry, so he's 19. Roni is 27. I don't believe I used any face claims for any of the other characters.

Warnings: age gap (older woman), smut, angst (LOTS) * Just want to add that in both this fic and the one above, the characters have unprotected sex. This was simply an oversight on my part. I was married when I wrote these and had not used a condom in years, so it was simply not on my mind. I got called out for it, don't worry lol.

Number of Chapters: 22

Posting Time: 2PM CDT

Summary: Stacey Barnett is a writer and a single mother. Her hands full with two daughters (one with special needs), a newly published novel, an extroverted best friend and a controlling ex-husband, the last thing she expects is to meet an international pop star.

When It Was Written: I started this story in 2016 when I was going through my own divorce, so it's very personal to me. I didn't actually finish it until 2019. Sometimes you write something that you think is going to be a big hit and when it's not, it kind of crushes your spirit. While I knew this was not for everyone, I think because it was so personal to me, it was hard for me to take any criticism (and it still is, tbh).

The Characters and Face Claims: This is the only one of the three that is about Real Harry. The story takes place when he's just released his first solo album, although in this he never cut his hair, and his movie (which is not named) came out before the album. The face claim for Stacey is Rachelle Lefevre. She is 40. Her bestie Lorelei's face claim is Tabrett Bethell. I did not use any other face claims, although most of the other characters are based on real people in my life - Stacey's daughters are mine, her mom is mine, and her ex-husband is mine. I just changed the names.

Warnings: age gap (older woman), smut, angst, mentions of divorce, autism (child), seizures (child), insecurities, flashbacks, nightmares, mental health issues * Again, this mentions a lot of personal issues I had and was going through at the time. I am not exaggerating when I say this is LOADED with angst. You will get angry at the characters, especially Stacey. But please remember to have a heart, because she's been through a lot and doesn't always react the way you think she should.

Number of Chapters: 33

Posting Time: 6PM CDT

In addition, I also have playlists curated for all of these on Spotify. I will link them on the story pages.

Again, please be kind. But if you have any feedback as I post, I'd love to hear your thoughts. Remember, just because they're older fics doesn't mean you can't comment :).

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[solsilverpine]

Good omens au for the wip game!

this one is more in the ideas stage then a few of my others but i kept accidentally writing Kalluzeb with a very season 2 Aziraphel and crowley vibes and this idea wouldn't leave. These are my notes i have on it so far.

The empire is heaven (since they have strict rules and blindly follow palpy) The rebellion is the underworld but they are mostly just trying to mind their own business. Zeb is Crowley, Kallus is Aziraphel (but like a little more of an arse) Luke is Adam and Ezra is Warlock Hera and Kanan are anathema and Newt The them are Leia, Han and Lando Artoo is the hell hound obviously Sabine is essentially Beelzebub and really should learn to knock. Ezra tags along for the main journey. Anakin is Lucifer but no ones scene him in years so he’s presumed dead (he’s actually been raising luke and leia with padame in the middle of nowhere and is 100 percent aware that hell is keeping an eye on the wrong kid) Obi-wan is a stand in for lucifer and has been running hell for years, trying to hide the fact that Anakin is MIA. He’s kinda salty about it. Thrawn is gabrial but doesn’t want to be. Eli is a messenger for both heaven and hell but doesn’t want to be. Pryce is Michel, but without the rank to back it up. Tarkin is here, I presume. Probably metattron or something. Hondo will presumably make an aperance, even though I have not invited him to this party.

Plot Starts the same as the book where the antichrist is handed to Zeb who takes it to the satanic church. As they arrive a blonde man that zeb gets the feeling he’s met before is outside, but after he does the hand off and relays the encounter to Kallus he can’t recall anything notable about said man.

The two of them decide to co parent the anti christ with Zeb as a gardener and kallus as a nanny. If Ezra’s parents assume their a couple not denying them is good for their cover.

The events follow the plot of the show, but also happen entirely different due to certain characters acting like their rebels counterparts. Like Ezra. Ezra will still be a lil snoop, getting involved in everyone's business. He’s extra sassy because Kallus did not teach him manners.

[deathofacupid]

SHAY'S 100 FOLLOWER CELEBRATION!

you're invited! to celebrate 100 followers (small milestone, but it's still something), i'll write fics and blurbs that have hot men in them for you! scroll down to find this party's agenda...

this will take place from febuary 21st, 2024 to march 31, 2024!

THESE ARE ALL X READERS!

the guestlist! pick a character down below!

-tom holland + co (nathan drake, peter parker, arvin russel)

-zendaya + co (michelle jones)

-miscellaneous characters: bucky barnes, loki, steve rogers, stucky, tony stark, miles morales, doctor strange, peter quill, eddie brock

the menu! pick a something to go along with your character! make sure to pick a genre when you send in an ask (fluff, angst, flangst, could be a lil spicy but no nsfw!)

-character from a guestlist and a dialougue prompt from this list or this list... make sure to specify who's doing it!

-character from guestlist and an action prompt from this list or this list... make sure to specify who's doing it!

-character from the guestlist paired with an au... action/dialougue prompt is optional (venom!reader, blackcat!reader, cop!peter, actress/singer!reader, etc).

rules and regulations! just a few things to mention...

-no nsfw/smut!

-specify a genre (fluff, angst, flangst) please!

-when you send in a request, even more so for the au, please give a little summary!

-i mostly write for marvel characters, (aside from arvin russell and nathan drake) so if you send in one of those, you'll be more likely to get a better, longer fic. this includes michelle jones, peter parker, zendaya, tom holland, arvin russell, and bucky barnes, but you don't have to.

note from the author!

little late on the 100 follower... we're closer to 150 now! thank you to all the people that have liked, followed, and reblogged! also, i only write for fem!reader and gn!reader. when requesting, please pick one. keep in mind, my default is fem!reader. i try to stay inclusive for everyone, but if you want short!reader, tall!reader, or anything of the sort, please tell me!

ask to be added to the taglist, and check out my full masterlist here...

works from this event!

taglist @whatsupstark @ell0ra-br3kk3r @idli-dosa @susvale @kdbsr-h @littlemsbumblebee

[urtrickster]

silly crackship post for the mceleni au that me and @kindheartedgummybears are making because we're unhinged and treating these characters like barbie dolls.

these are just the current ones we've jokingly brought up and mentioned. no doubt more will pop up the more we develop this au. uh... idk friendly reminder these are all crackships and aren't meant to be taken seriously this is just a fun lil thing i made w kearney idkidk felt like i needed to say tht bc ive seen people get Weird about crackships sometimes.

tabitha x belial. aka tabilial.

god-fearing puritan x demon? hell yeah brother sign me up. there's just something about them that's scratching that itch in my brain in all the right ways.

i. already got a fanfic idea for them. idk why im treating these two so seriously but i am.

jenny x anna. aka janna.

got this picture in my mind of jenny being the only one anna listens to when anna is like. this close to eating someone.

'keep your dog on a leash' trope.

tanya x michelle. aka tanchelle.

tanya and michelle are basically the mediators of this whole horrific mess of a group, so.

tanya is always stressed and very overworked and refuses to relax and michelle is just trying to get the poor girl to pause and sit back for a moment to take a breather.

'go on break.' 'no.' 'c'mon, at least step outside for five minutes to get some fresh air.' 'i will not.'

tabitha x taylor. aka tabylor.

i'm sure you've all seen the propaganda in the ship tournament so there's that.

the inherent horror of meeting your demon while trapped in purgatory is real, taylor's dealt with it. honestly, she totally avoided tabitha for a while thinking she'd just metamorph into the demon again but after a while she realizes that tabitha is just. a person. at least, one conjured up in the same way she was conjured up.

jenny x tabitha. aka mayton.

idkidk i just think it's an interesting concept that i kinda wanna explore a bit in this au. it's existing in my mind.

jenny x taylor. aka jenlor.

neither of them exist!! one is a hallucination thanks to chemical bio-weapon and the other is a hallucination thanks to grief and trauma!

clarice x belial. aka clelial (but also berice).

smth smth they first meet in switchback vr idk i think clarice is in that game smth smth and then they meet in purgatory and belial is like 'damn you were a lot cooler as a murderous alien-possessed husk' and clarice is like 'who the fuck are you'

they co-parent greg. greg is the alien parasite that infected and took over clarice.

daniella x belial. aka danibel.

for reasons unknown the two have beef in this au and therefore provide the classic and beloved enemies to lovers trope.

toma x clarice. aka cloma.

another ship that popped randomly into mind, and one that's equally as intriguing to me and something i would like to explore a bit as well.

honestly i just felt bad for not including toma fhdjskfhd

[pumpkinsy0]

can you make the outsiders trying haitian food headcanons???

i know what u r anon,,,🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹 /j but seriously anon m’ lanmou w paske w mande m sa

ANYWAYS WOOO ANOTHER HAITIAN ASK LETS GOOOOOOOO

•the shepards r literally already haitian so lets just say theres a celebration at their house and they made a shit ton of food

•they made stuff like boulèt (haitian meatballs), pikliz, griot, diri djon djon, diri riz au lait (think of horchata but like pudding form and can be warm or cold) plantains, akra, and some other stuff but if i listed em id b here for a while

•NOW pony hangs out w curly a lot, he knows a good chunk of haitian food so hes chillin and helping everyone w taking what to eat n what not!!!

•darry strikes me as a macaroni kinda guy, partially bc hes autistic and a pretty picky eater, so macaroni is his go to food, so i can def see him liking macaroni au gratin (its basically baked macaroni, but w the shepards they like putting a bit of ground beef in there)

•it was a lil outta his comfort zone but he did rlly like it!!!

•two bit took the plantain and griot and pickliz and made it into a sandwich which i mean hey, whatever floats ya boat mean eat up king🙏🏽🙏🏽

•johnny doesnt even rlly have a big appetite, he was mostly just eating akra and pikliz it was simple but a lil spicy and he was doing cartwheels in his head

•when everyone got to eating diri djon djon i just KNOW dallas, johnny, and soda bit into the actual djon djon and they were having coughing fits

•dallas and soda were coughing bc hello????why is it so spicy for?????? johnny meanwhile, this aint first his rodea with djon djon, hes south asian hes pretty familiar w spicy stuff, its just the fact that it comes out of NO WHERE there is NO WAY to prepare for that shit ur just at the mercy of god atp

•soda would love haitian sodas, particularly the fruit champagne one, a fruity soda for a fruity guy named soda!!

•they all love diri riz au lait, especially darry, he just likes food that isnt crunchy, steve thoight the texture was a lil weird but he got used to it

•tim and darry were talking over kremas the while time, darrys not much of a drinker but he’ll have something to drink here n there he likes it

•curly and angela snuck pony some chocolate kremas lol

•unrelated but angela was in charge of the music the while time and she was mostly paying emeline michel

•haitian food has quite a bit of african influence in it and i hc steve as african so ik he was lookin and eatin this food goin “damn this kinda reminds me of ___” in his head a few times

•after everything was done they all got haitian cake to take home<333

[forgotten-afton]

“He always comes back… and so will I.”

She has gone by many names. Gwendolyn Miller, Gwendolyn Schmidt, Gwendolyn Kennedy.

But there’s one name she will never go by a g a i n.

Gwendolyn Afton.

——

This is my own oc, from my own fnaf au.

Gwendolyn Jane Afton was born to William and Jane Afton in Britain in 1968, as identical twin with her sister Michelle. She moved to America when she was 4, where her siblings Elizabeth and Anthony were born.

In 1981, William founded Circus Baby’s, and by extension Afton Robotics. This, along with his work on Fazbear with brother-in-law Henry Emily caused him to become distanced from his family.

So, her (newly deemed brother) Micheal turned to bullying his brother for attention.

After the Bite of 83 and the loss of his daughter Elizabeth, William went mad.

He drove away his wife and abused his remaining two children, choosing Gwen to become his test subject for REMNANT.

In 1985, Gwen was murdered alongside the five other children, and from these experiments she repossessed her own body and rose from the dead.

Cut to present day.

She wants to end this suffering, once and for all.

——-

Hey, Mod Anu ( @ab-art-07 ) here. I use she/he/they/it pronouns and an experimenting with warm/warms/warmself pronouns. Gwen uses she/her.

I am not over 18, however my character is (in the present year of 2024) 56 years old.

A lil explanation: Gwen, since remnant has replaced her blood, has made it so she can live practically forever. She looks 35-40 years old physically, and cannot take any real physical damage.

Swearing and dirty jokes are allowed, but no full on NSFW. Ships are also allowed- multiship encouraged.

Work attire

Casual attire

Formal/party attire

[amantoli]

El ayudante de santa Claus jajaja 😂

[churrothezanyrabbit]

imma make a lil thing right here right now:

prisoner churro’s like/dislike list

(💜 —love

🩷 —really really like

🩵 —like

🧡 —neutral

❤��� —dislike

❌🖕 —HATE)

judge dorito

—💜/🩷

guard callista

—🩷/🧡

lawyer michelle

—🩵

themself

—❌🖕/🧡

other prisoners (that they don’t find attractive)

—❌🖕

other prisoners (they do find attractive)

—💜/🩵

if anyone wants to put their oc in this au as well go right ahead :3

@dorito1133 @scummiezzz @michellemouse

(sorry for da pings)

[xbalayage]

H ELLO MICHELLE. Are you going to continue that AU? That you wrote? I honestly really enjoyed the idea!! :D Have you thought any other ideas or wrote anything further for it?

Ahhh! My cliche asf AU? Hahaha, The Princess and the Merchant AU? (honestly it's my baby and i love this AU so much fdjskfdj) I've been so busy with other things BUT I have written a little more for it and I GUESS I can share it with you. :3

Her jaw hung open and the adrenaline made her heart race. How did he find her? Why was he here? She watched as he eased himself upward just to shift into another lax position. His balance was impressive, the way he fully laid his back against the palace walls, his legs outstretched and crossed, arms lazily support his head behind him. "Heh, ya got a lil' somethin'.." he trailed off with a smug grin, pointing at her clothes. Oh, that's right, she's pretty much not wearing anything because it was so late in the night. A deep blush reached her cheeks and instead of thinking clearly to go inside and grab a shawl, her hands crossed over her chest quickly and frantically. "Wha- how did you found out where I live?? What are you doing here so late?? What if somebody sees you!" She kept her voice from raising too high, not wanting to attract the guards attention from down below. "For a princess, ya really don't got much charm, do ya? Or foresight. What have they done, huh? Kept ya locked inside a box? Anyone who's anyone knows about your family and where ya live. Gettin' in was a different story." He shrugs, not at all finding any of this much of a big deal at all. Ah, yes, there was that care free attitude of his that caught Emma's attention from town. "Plus," she blinked, being pulled away from her thoughts and hadn't realized until too late how close he had gotten, leaving little distance between until a hand cupped her chin to force her to look up at him, "I offered for ya to be mine, lady. I'm still waitin' on an answer. Or are ya too stuck up and prissy, needin' a good-for-nothin' prince by your side to save you? I have my ways of gettin' where I need, it's nothing you need to concern yaself with."

I haven't written much else for it. BUT if you're wanting more insight or ideas on the AU just specify in another ask and I'll do my best to answer. <3

[lilmissnatcat24]

Turn Left Ch 19- I'll Take Unresolved Trauma For 200, Alex

Wrex finally gives Shepard and Garrus insight on their case. Garrus breaks under pressure.

CW: drug use, self harm

Relationship: Femshep/Garrus Vakarian

Archive Warnings in author's note

Additional tags: enemies to friends to lovers, slow burn, slow build, alternate universe- canon divergence, detective noir, sex club, anonymous sex, canon temporary character death, murder mystery, drug use, dom garrus vakarian, whump, smut, heavy angst, alien sex, dual pov, an overly sexual elcor named candy, earthborn, ruthless, fake/pretend relationship, dead dove: do not eat, identity porn, minor character death

Detective AU mixed with identity porn mixed with so much whump my fingers are bleeding

(or, start from the beginning here)

lil text blurb:

Garrus groaned as he stood to his feet, wobbling slightly. For a moment, Shepard was afraid he was going to pass out, but he just inhaled another stim pack. “I think I need to go have a friendly little chat with Barla Von.”

Wrex just grunted at that. “Why am I not surprised that he’s involved in all of this?” 

Shepard, despite her head feeling as though it were filled with helium and her bones were with lead, tried to sit up from the bed. Immediately, Garrus was by her side, pushing her back down. “Are you crazy? No. You stay right here and rest up.” 

“Garrus, I’m fine --” she tried to say, but he just made a zipping noise with his mouth that didn’t quite translate and that also reminded her of some scolding grandmother.

“You call fine bleeding out of your eyes, getting a wild gash in your head, and breaking your wrist? Nuh-uh, miss, you stay right there. And you better have not moved an inch before I come back, do you understand?” 

She kind’ve liked Garrus being assertively caring towards her. It made a little smile creep onto her face, it made her heart bounce just a little bit in a way that she didn’t think was related to the meds that Dr. Michel pumped her with. She just raised her hands up in defeat, laying back down. “If you insist, sir .” 

“Now, can you manage, or do you need someone to tuck you in?” 

“Oof, can’t say I’m not tempted. I can imagine military folds only, perfect ninety degrees. Nothing but the best.” 

“I’ve been told I am nothing but the best in activities that involve beds, but that’s for another day-- if you play your cards right.” 

Wrex just banged his head on the back of the wall, groaning so loudly that Shepard wouldn’t be surprised if half of the block heard him. “ Kill me, now .” 

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Rules: Shout out 1 of your newer works, 1 you're super proud of, and 1 of your older works!!

1) eggs in heaven

Masters of the Air | Gale x Bucky | 1.2k | T

Gale wondered, was it still beautiful with the windows shot out, the German planes in their crosshairs and them in theirs? Would it be beautiful again, he wanted to ask John.

This was my first fic for my current fandom! I love rereading this because seeing how I (or anyone) wrote a character for the first time always fascinates me. How do I describe their mannerisms, their internal tensions, the tone of their presence? Sometimes you learn the most by going back to the start!

2) For Now, We May Remain Silent

Spider-Man | Peter x MJ | 179k | T

And even though his hands are shaking when he places them on his thighs and pushes up from the curb, Peter totally understands. He understands how he’s just disqualified himself from having a place in Michelle’s life. He understands, with the force of the asteroid colliding with Earth to wipe out the dinosaurs, that he’s in love with her.

I'm never not gonna talk about this one. My Pride and Prejudice AU baby! It's the longest thing I've ever written, and the AUiest AU I will probably ever attempt. A labour of love from start to finish. The feeling of sitting at my desk and turning the pages of Pride and Prejudice as I wrote will always be with me.

3) All the Belles and Whistles

Bridgerton | Eloise x Penelope | 11.4k | T

If catching Colin’s eye in a way that made him think of marriage had proved impossible, kissing Eloise was even more impossible than impossible. How was it that [Penelope] had accomplished the unlikeliest thing? Everything was upside-down and oh, she would associate late summer with Eloise forever and if she could be Lady Whistledown today, she could be near to El always.

With season 3 of Bridgerton (FINALLY) almost here, I recently reread this one! I'm so excited to see Polin in TV canon, but I had to write a lil Peneloise first. I love these girls and wanted to watch/make them fall in love. A very satisfying fic to write and read, if I do say so myself.

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