#lil jester bitch

[britcision]

Also Kingsley is giving me fucking psychic damage every time he says something like, a lil dismissive, or vaguely about his past, or references his long skin tight clothes so the tats don’t show

I’m taking fucking 6d10 of pure angst to the brain every time Taliesin Jaffe you fucking monster

I’m not even 2 hours into part 1 he’s fucking killing me I’m going to actually cry

[anonymous-eggy]

*smacks touchstarved fandom with a stick*

LEANDER DIDNT REACH FOR YOUR THROAT TO BE AN ASSHOLE! HIS WHOLE GOAL IN THE BEGINNING IS TO. GAIN. YOUR. TRUST.

WHAT PART OF REACHING FOR YOUR THROAT GAINS YOUR TRUST???

IT MAKES YOU DOUBT HIS POWER, HENCE WHY HE PLAYED IT OFF BY SAYING "LMAO JK JK" YOU FOOLS FELL FOR IT AND ATE IT UP BELIEVING HE WAS JUST BEIN A LIL JESTER. A LITTLE BITCH. A LITTLE ASSHOLE.

THATS WHAT HE WANTED YOU TO THINK BC FOR A MOMENT THE CURSE DID AFFECT HIM A BIT.

"BUT EGGY, HE DOESNT DO IT IF YOU WILLINGLY TOUCH HIM?!!?! HE WAS JUST SO OFFENDED YOU DIDNT TRUST HIM!!" DO YOU KNOW HOW CURSES CAN WORK? CATCH MC OFF GUARD AND THEIR CURSE FLARES UP TO BE STRONGER. THE CURSE'S STRENGTH PROBABLY DEPENDS ON HOW FREAKED OUT MC IS.

MC IS CALMER AND TRUSTING AND EXPECTANT WHEN THEY WILLINGLY TOUCH LEANDER. SO THE CURSE DOESNT FLARE UP.

THE CALMER MC IS THE LESS THE CURSE FLARES UP AND THE EASIER IT IS TO COUNTER WITH LEANDERS OWN MAGIC.

LEANDER GAINING YOUR TRUST COMES BEFORE ANY SORT OF RETALIATION. HE MAY BE A MAN CHILD OF A DOG, BUT HE IS DEDICATED. HE WILL CALMLY CHASE YOU UNTIL YOU'RE TOO TIRED TO KEEP RUNNING. YOU THINK HE GOT ALL THAT POWER BY BEING AN ASS TO PEOPLE WHO DONT IMMEDIATELY TRUST HIM?! HE WILL PLAY THE LONG GAME IF HE HAS TO. HE GIVES YOU THE WHOLE FACADE OF "you can come and go as you please, but i can be home for you :)"

HE HAS DUPED YOU ALL AND I WILL GIGGLE AT ALL OF YOU WHEN THE FULL GAME COMES OUT.

[fractualized]

Alright, I wanna say more about Joker: The World other than flagging misprints (only one I saw, fyi), so here's a little round-up!

🃏 United States: "Epilogue is Prologue" Writer: Geoff Johns Art: Jason Fabok

Of course we kick off with a Three Jokers epilogue like oh my god why are you doing this to me stop trying to make three Jokers happen Johns what did we ever do to you

For a 6-page story, I could bitch a lot about it, but maybe in a separate post. Generally, it got an eyeroll from me because I am out of patience, but if you're into Three Jokers and/or really love Fabok's art, maybe it'll be one of your reasons to pick this book up.

Anyway, onto something new and engaging!

🃏 Spain: "Spring Break" Writer and Artist: David Rubín

Spain features Joker on a little vacation, with the narration being from a postcard he's writing to Batman. He talks about the corruption of this city, and how it makes him homesick, but not for the reason you'd first expect.

I liked this one! Put it in the plus column!

🃏 Germany: "No Jazz" Writer: Torsten Sträter Artist: Ingo Römling

This is my favorite art! Colorful lil Joker managing his big thugs and throwing them out windows. I had a hard time picking one panel. But besides that, it has a fun story that credits Joker for the conditions at Wacken Open Air, a heavy metal music festival, in 2023. The music is not to his taste. :(

Another plus!

🃏 Italy: "Strategy of Tension" Writer: Enrico Brizzi Artist: Paolo Bacilieri

This one is similar to the Spain story in that we have Joker on a vacation of sorts in Bologna, where he teaches a class on storytelling. His students protest against the government, and after one bloody day, Joker decides the authorities deserve "the fruits of their madness."

More on the philosophical end, had me pondering, another good one.

🃏 Brazil: "City of the Mad, Cemetery of the Living" Writer: Felipe Castilho Artist: Tainan Rocha

Arkham Asylum is franchising, and to prove they can handle the inmates, "Colônia Arkham" in Santana da Mantiqueira is accepting a transfer of the Joker. While there is sentiment against the facility, comparing it to the horrors of Hospital Colônia de Barbacena, there are also crowds outside the new facility to welcome Joker. Joker is basking in his fandom until his barber relates how the old Colônia manufactured madness instead of resolving it.

This is the third story with Joker contemplating horrors and corruption outside himself, and it's refreshing against all the stories where he personally is The Worst Thing Ever. Thumbs up.

🃏 Mexico: "The Wrestler" Writer: Alvaro Fong Varela Artist: Oscar Pinto

In Mexico, we're dropped in the middle of a festival, but the story revolves more around Joker's beef with a local wrestler, Ocelotl. Ocelotl was unable to complete a job for Joker, it seems, and Joker is offended that he sent his son to report the failure instead of appearing himself. And you know things end badly when you've irked Joker.

I'm kind of neutral on this one. I like the art, but the story is middling and drops in a "lesson" for Ocelotl at the end. The Batman stinger gave me a chuckle, though.

[7] Czech Republic: "Kafka, Beer, Semtex" Writer: Štěpán Kopřiva Artist: Michal Suchánek

This is a contender for my favorite story. Candidates for the Czech Joker (shown above) are interviewed by a panel overseen by the original, and each one explains their philosophy behind their crimes. Joker's choice in the end isn't particularly surprising, but the candidate's stories are fun and the art is dynamic.

Plus column!

🃏 Turkey: "Fool's Bootblack" Writer: Metin Akdülger Artist: Ethem Onur Bilgiç

In Istanbul we go back hundreds of years, when Ezekiel Arkham is among the Europeans visiting the city to take pieces of it back home. Like many westerners, he's been invited to a theater performance that night, and the Jester is encouraging his squad of shoe shiners to polish the shoes of all the patrons. The Mad Bat knows he's up to something and sweeps him away for interrogation.

Another neutral. I like the scheme, and I had to laugh when the Mad Bat's attempt to interrogate without a beating fails fast, but the story feels drawn out and the ending didn't really land for me.

🃏 South Korea: "Copycat" Writer: Inpyo Jeon Artist: Jaekwang Park

The Czech Republic tale introduced others taking on Joker's mantle, but this is the first story where other Jokers are fully center stage for a copycat spree in Busan. (And the original Joker does not make a showing.) Our protagonist is a cop who tries and tries to talk them down, but eventually the copycats become familiar with him, turning him into a target.

I'm on the fence about this one. The art is great, but it treats Jokerism like virus which… eh.

🃏 Argentina: "Funeral" Writer: Matías Timarchi Artist: Germán Peralta

In Buenos Aires, the story is also not about Joker. We follow a boy who grows up as part of his father's hooligan gang. He tries to take his father's position, but he's beaten down and not taken seriously— until he finds inspiration in stories of a homicidal clown in Gotham City.

On the fence about this one too. It's interesting how the protag's story isn't so different than the variations we've seen of Joker getting involved in crime early in life, before the vat, but it also leans into the issue of defining Joker more by outlandishness than by humor. You could see Joker himself remarking on that difference, but the story ends before that opportunity.

🃏 Cameroon: "Black Therapy" Writer: Dr. Ejob Gaius Artist: Bertrand Mbozo'o Zeh

In Cameroon, the protagonist already works as a clown, and he's frustrated by the lack of respect he receive in his community. But he's guided by a book, ominously titled Breaking the Chains of the Mind, into searching for the moment he can claim his salvation.

I had trouble connecting the dots on some details in this one. It's also another "spreading Jokerism" story that leaves me with more questions than the South Korea story. Joker is actually involved in this case, so it's part of a plan and not a virus, but… what is the plan? I don't think any of these stories are slotted for continuation, so it's just a case where it ends and you're like, well OK, I guess those answers are never coming.

🃏 Poland: "The Royal Jester" Writer: Tomasz Kołodziejczak Artist: Jacek Michalski

In Wawel Castle, Joker admires the painting of Stańczyk, from one of those memes you kids like. After the tour guide explains the painting's significance, Joker lingers behind to steal it, but he's foiled by Zawisza, a Black Knight with less patience for the clown than the Dark Knight.

It was nice to dig back into Joker himself as the book nears its close. His reasoning for why he finds the painting so attractive that he traveled to Poland is as lofty as you'd expect for him. There's more scene setting than necessary at the start, but by the end, I really liked this one.

🃏 Japan: "The Unfunny Joke" (Chapter 1 of Joker: One Operation Joker) Writer: Satoshi Miyagawa Artist: Keisuke Gotou

It's disappointing that this anthology closes with a reprint instead of a new story. And I've read all of One Operation Joker! I had a good time! But come oonnnnnn.

That said, look, you got Joker trying to care for Baby Batman. What better silliness and unexpected heartwarmth could you want?

🃏

Unevenness aside, I liked seeing these takes on Joker from writers across the world, whether they were about the character himself or the way his influence may reach far beyond Gotham City. (Except for the Three Jokers thing. Stop it. Stop it.) If you're a Joker fan, I say pick this book up.

And maybe I'll finally read the entirety of Batman: The World now! After I finish going through the Duke Thomas comics. And finally get back to Batman RIP. Ohhh and I still gotta start Knightfall! And

[talesandfluff]

you've heard of Yasha/Beau/Jester to bypass the ship wars altogether and because Beau was into both at some point and they're all blue in some way so they match super well...

you've heard of Fearne/Imogen/Laudna because they're witchy bitches and Imogen has two hands and one of them should hold the hand of a perfect goddess such as Fearnie who would need zero convincing...

now please hear it for Pike/Vex'ahlia/Keyleth because Vex deserves her lil sugar baby freshly divorced cleric-baker gf and also her dead brother's gf and should just really line up her options for when Percy kicks it well before her

[hootbon]

IMPROMPTU BON SUPPORT:

"I was deficient in braincells" and "I was a dumbass kid back then that made cringe content."

ATDSS, Bon. All Teens Do Stupid Stuff. If anyone ever looks back at their life and doesn't admit to some cringe, they're lying.

The simple fact is: kids and teens do cringey stuff. I was a hyper, Invader Zim quoting Gamer-kid who itched for THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE to kick off and my irl bestie? She had an Organization XIII name (Which I still call her sometimes) and hooded trench coat to go with it, and she more than once printed off Naruto yaoi fanfics at school, once accidentally to the main office. That doesn't even scratch the surface lol.

When we look back and laugh and cringe at it all, it's because we've grown to know that a lot of what we did was socially unacceptable. But the most important part is to forgive yourself because, at the time, you were probably doing your best!

And even better: after you forgive your old cringe-ass self, you learn to embrace it. "Fuck yeah I was a dumb kid who sang the doom song at 300 decibels, lil me was having the time of his short life! Fuck yeah I'm a grown-ass adult talking about jester-shaped blorbos, that bitch makes my heart happier than it's been in years!"

So long as you're not hurting yourself or anyone else: do you, my dude, and love doing it. Life's too short to hate on your old self.

WAAAAA

I know I know, everyone tells me that and i know, being stupid is a part of life. As much as I might have hated the content I put out in the past, I still like to keep it with me, like my scratch account, my older tumblrs (you’ll never find them), even my old ass deviant art account I stopped using. Hell I even keep the sketchbooks I had all the way from 3rd grade. I’ll keep telling people I was cringe and idiotic but mostly I never mean it as much as I word it

But.. thank you.. these words made me feel better to hear another person say

[syrips]

context: lethal company

me: -eating snacks and leaning back into my chair irl as im on monitor duty-

me: -with food in my mouth mumbling- -radio- -lazy voice- yea sooo.. there's a jester to the right side of that hallway-..

keita: -stays in place and isnt running away-

me: ...

keita: ...

monitor: -red dot speeds towards keita and keita dies-

me: -sipping soda- -lazy silly voice- oh no, keita dead..

-minutes later-

keita: -respawns- SYRIPS. WHY DIDNT U SAY THE JESTER WAS ACTIVE

me: -leaning my feet on my table irl, in absolute lazy mode- what do you mean? i said the jester was there..

keita: yes but. if i knew it was active i wouldve ran like a lil bitch and not just stand there!

me: -audible sound of me getting bag of crunchy snack- oh. is there a difference between active and not active jester?

keita: -meme sarcastic voice that reminds me of astarion for some reason- well you see syrips. when it is not active. it is okay. and when it is active. WE DIE.

me: i see i see.

keita: ...

me: ...

keita: ...

me: -audible loud snack crunch-

[urutaguja]

Me trying to remember all of my f/o fixations lmao

Like I went from basic villains, hot men and their loyal weirdos, to monsters who can take my guts for free, cryptids who fly, beings who are blind, part of darkness or like to fish,, to robots that compete and can have low self esteem while looking like their living vounterpart, and AIs wanting to destroy the world to fucking... Apples and demonic Pumpkins, who the fuck put those clay experiments there!? WHY IS THERE A BULLY RABBIT AND A CHESS PIECE THERE!?

Why are these mostly males wtf is wrong with me

WHERE DID THIS DEMON PC COME FROM?

WHY IS THIS ONE KING ABLE TO INCREASE SIZE ANS FIGHT TWINKS!?

WHO GAVE THIS ROBOT ANXIETY AND WHY DO I WANNA FIGHT HIS HUMANE COUNTERPART FOR BEING A BAD-ISH DAD AND SELFISH!?

CAN I ACTUALLY KISS THESE AIs PLEASE!?!?!? LEMME PLEASE HOLD THEM!!!!

That's the bitch, that robot smelting shit and the one with licensing ocean trash will do, too. That supervisor goes with me too, mfucker

The goddamn jellyfish and the demon will get some get-along shirts and I shall bonk that jester

ITALIAN BROTHER!? GODDAMN

Fire breathing snapturtle, DILF!!!

Oh no these lil bots are from a fandom idk about yet I WANNA KISS EM!

Ahem... Carry on.

[hellsmayflower]

♡ Lil things about the mun ♡

i'm over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or more piercings / i have at least one or more tattoos / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don’t often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a best friend i’ve known for over five years / i am an only child

{{ tagged by @e-m-p-error }}}

{{ tagging : @demondads @peppy-jester @murderous-rodeo-imp666 @overangeled @a-hazbin-spider @hells-ringleader @the-delightful-temptation @tunedradio and who ever sees this and wants to do it. <3 }}

[lionews]

"what are your guys thoughts on Katie leaving? I’m kinda upset she took all her free css with her.. I get it but at the same time why lol it’s a little strange and tantrum like"

She's been a lil bitch and the fact that she's childish enough to rip away her "kind free acts" makes me all the more glad to be free of her. Good riddance. We're in a golden era now without her, Jester, Harv, and Serval around.

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[wouldyoustayvn]

*climbs out of my little jester box* hi))

*Gabriel walking up to Virgil full speed*

Alright listen- My little sister just called and told me about how a group of kids older than her have been threatening to jump her and bullying her on snapchat and these kids have also bullied me in the past- Now me personally I say we beat sum bitches up are you in?

(Im sorry this is random but this is actually happening to my lil sis and our school is doing nothing about it and so I shall come to big tiddy goth elf bf to back me tf up 😎)

Virgil stares at Gabriel as he fondly remembers about dealing with kids that make fun of his little brother. He nodded his head, “Oh sure, however that depends how old are they, now if they’re still a minor we’ll have to with talk to their parents, school- if the school didn’t do shit like mine then I’ll make SURE they’ll listen, if the kids keep on doing that, don’t worry I’ll take care of it. Now if they’re older as in 18 and over, then I’ll happily join you beating them up. :)”

[spacedadpicard]

Character bingo: Frodo, Riker, Dennis

I'M SORRY FOR THE DELAY, I TOTALLY FORGOT TO REPLY, BUT HERE I AM AT LAST. i think this is the right meme

first up: frodo. just a little guy? babes, he is the LITTLEST of little guys and i love him sm. i have written a whole fkn essay on frodo as a metaphor for Ye Olde Suffering Medieval Mystics, so i think it's fair to say i find him SUPER compelling while also being addicted to the lil guy's trauma. sorry, bub. being able to project on you makes life... not easier, per se, but. something. it does something. he makes me so emo it's crazy, and in reality has way more than just one thing that makes me insane but yk. i probably could not fix him but i'd try my best and i'd make him cakes and i think that counts for a lot.

next up: will! my husband! and it's a BINGO BAYBEE WAHEY! first off, man's the biggest jester on the whole damn ship and i cannot be convinced otherwise. love q, but when he said will has no sense of humour i? huh?? daddy issues speaks for itself. i mean [gestures at his dad and the one episode where we see the two of them interact] awful. will may be a slice of white bread, but he's a slice of white bread with a cool beard, a winning smile, and a sick uniform, and therefore has a bomb ass design in my eyes. unlike.... a lot of the fandom, i think will is a pretty compelling and interesting character. this may not be a popular opinion, but everyone is wrong, actually, and only i am correct. it's through my specific lens or through no lens at all, baybee. the love he has for the people in his life, but esp deanna, makes me absolutely insane and also makes me so emo i want to cry for 20 days. and finally, i could fix him--and he could fix me. daddy issues crew assemble <3

and finally denny boy!! and it's a TRIPLE BINGO BAYBEE WHOOWEE. alright. don't know if "being hot" qualifies as bomb ass design but to me it does. that same attribute gives him the right to bit and kill and maim <3 them's the rules. daddy and mommy issues.... need i elaborate? boy's got daddy and mommy issues for daaaays. rcg may have writte him to be a silly fellow (derogatory), and he is, but my brain has latched onto this man so hard (see: my take on them is so far from the original). perhaps it's the projection. but whatever the reason, this horrible little asshole (derogatory/affection) really just. compels me. in certain circles (looks at... anywhere that isn't tumblr ig) people would think my opinions are downright silly, but that's okay <3 i'm happy in my lil bubble of fellow den trauma enjoyers and crazy bitches who think we could fix him <3 honestly i think this is the best lens to see him through; reddit bros who like him for being a Cool, Suave "Serial Killer" (supposedly) like him for the wrong reason and that's that on that. for what he is, i definitely get way too emo about den, but it's not my fault if his specific cocktail of childhood trauma and parent issues makes me crazy

[hxyxkaa]

Heyo! heres a lil sneak peek of whats to come as well as muse info for you all!

with a full overview on Eshu. 

Specifically Full/Final Form Eshu; but it covers all the bases since final form encompasses all his lower forms.

Intro

Full Name Eshu (God of Chaos and Mimicry) Heyoka (The opposition / Fool of the Sacred one)

Nicknames  Heyoka (Given name by the earthly realm gods/the titan), God of Deceit, Child of the Stars, The Collector, The Grand Hunsman, Jinx / Ruse / Plum (self given to his forms), God of Mimicry, Crayola bitch (Cottage), The Bogeyman (Cottage), Fuckface (Asra), 

Preferred name: Eshu

Age: Unknown, several millions of years old.

Status: Sealed away somewhere in the multiverse. His is the only form that cannot be released the traditional way. 

Gender && Pronouns: Nonbinary / Agender (He/Him / They/Them)

Species: Celestial God

Orientation(s): Aromantic/Asexual

Occupation: God of Mimicry and Lunar Magicks

Location: Currently Unknown, sealed away

Appearance

Hair: White but tends to take on tints of blue, purple etc.

Eyes: Red

Complexion: Colorful

Height: 4’11 but they can change their height at will. Mimic form is much larger 10+ feet tall or more.

Build: Short.

Distinguishing Marks: Split colors down the center of his face, resembling the sun/moon motif he’s known for. His sun and moon symbolism. In his mimic form, the jester motif and mask.

Paragraph of physical traits: Eshu is a being with many forms. It is said his most common form  is his weakest, his shadow selves. These forms are dark billowing figures halved by the sun and moon. His secondary form is his most favored and most common, one of innocence and a farce to give the illusion of naivety and passiveness; A childlike form in a jumper, crescent moon across his face and the adornings of a court jester. His most powerful form, is his true form, a creature of mimicry and imbalance, a creature who can tear space and time. A long and lanky beast with the mask of a jester and claws said to rip apart stars and tear space itself apart.

Etc: Your mom

Personality

Alignment: Chaotic Nuetral 

Prejudices: Titans, mortals, anyone who doesn’t want to play his games, People with bad fashion sense, boring people, His own followers sometimes tbh.

Attitudes: Full form Eshu is at best, unpredictable and at worst dangerous. He is a mix of all of his lower forms in personality and while he gets their best traits, he also gets their worst. Meaning he can be gregarious, playful and cute one minute and aggressive , selfish and cruel the next. He is all of them, he is Eshu’s truth. He is the most powerful, and the most unpredictable. Therefore, the most dangerous version of this god to encounter. This is the version of him who would seal the titans fate thousands of years earlier.

Positive Traits: Gregarious, ‘Friendly’, Playful, Excitable, Confident, Imaginative, Bold, Charming, Charismatic, Happy (most of the time), Intelligent, optimistic, Persuasive Negative traits: Selfish, Possessive, Dishonest, Lazy, Greedy, Jealous, Arrogant, Impatient, Obsessive, Impatient, Impulsive, Cruel at times, Stubborn, Obnoxious

Background

Birthplace: The cosmos –made of stardust.

Parents: None. They simply are.

Significant other: Eshu does not know what this is. The most significant other he has is Asra, his marked.

Friends: Asra. He doesn’t do other friends. ( He thinks Lamby is cool shhh)

Enemies: Eshu doesn’t really do enemies either, but Titans are certainly contenders.

Religion: He is the religion. Belos also sorta kinda, but he doesn’t find belos important enough to get that role.

Beliefs: Everything is a game. Everything. Also fully choreographed musical numbers when hes on his nonsense and destroying timelines, this is very important.

Superstitions: He’s unsurprisingly pretty paranoid about Titans and Being trapped.

Pets:  Does Asrie count? Oh. Plum has a capybara too so theres that.

Education: Any education he has is a higher learning from the celestial realm. A poor student I’m sure.

Noteable skills: Somehow being able to come up with a game on a whim, and a musical number for any occasion. Also theres the whole being able to bend space and stars to his whims thing too.

Languages: Anything he set his mind to speaking—but thats assuming he’d want to. He can also speak the language of celestial beings.

Abilities: Lunar Magics, Time Magics, Control over Astral and Celestial planes. He’s incredibly and incomprehensibly powerful. He is also much more proficient in Solar magicks than anyone in the realm of mortals. A child of the stars, they are able to manipulate magic to their will and create new magic.

A song that represents them: Duality by set it off

PSYCHOLOGY

Fears: Being sealed away? I guess thats a fear. He’s pretty fearless with most things. He will /ACT/ Like hes afraid of something if it’s a role he wants to take. Or if it benefits him. As a being theres very little to fear with the amount of power he holds at their fingertips.

Secrets: He likes to try and keep his mimic form secret to most mortals, because he likes fooling them. He enjoys being seen as naive and innocent. && They enjoy being able to use this to his advantage.

IQ. He’s rather intelligent despite how he acts sometimes. They aren’t to be underestimated.

Eating Habits: Eshu doesn’t really need to eat but if he does it, its candy, sweet and junk. Nutrition isn’t something he cares about. They will even eat inedible stuff.

Food Preferences: Again, junk. Probably planets if you let him.

Sleeping Habits: Eshu doesn’t need sleep either, though he CAN sleep. His marked has actually allowed him to experience sleep. Though he swears he hates it. Some forms sleep more than others. Final form’s sleep habits are a dice roll.

Music Preferences Anything that makes him look good and is a bop to tear timelines apart to. Each form has more specific tastes, Final form has all of them.

Leader or Follower Leader. He’s a god. Even if he ‘follows’ someone its for his own selfish reasons.

Planner or spontaneous Spontaneous. He’ll get someone else to plan for him. Though he CAN plan, when its really important.

Hobbies Mimic Magic, Lunar Magic, Chaos, Singing, Dancing, GAMES GAMES GAMES, Spending time with his marked, Destruction, making new followers. Fashion, Asrie again, Having all the drip, Memes.

How do they relax: He hasn’t had an ounce of chill for THOUSANDS of years my guy.

What Excites them: Games, Chaos, Mimicry, Jokes, Music, Being Worshiped, His marked, getting what he wants, Pocket dimensions, Cool outfits.

What Stresses them:  Being trapped, not being able to use their powers, Having to deal with BORING people, Actually having to FIGHT, Fight. (note: do not underestimate them they can and will get violent if they are given reason)  Ugh. Titans, and most earthly realm gods. Not having DRIP??? Not being able to play games. Not having it THEIR way.

Pet Peeves: Games being ruined, Being bored,  Being talked down to, being told no. A disobedient marked, having anything negative said about them. His annoying followers (IM LOOKING AT YOU PUNI ICKI)

Prejudices: Titans.

Obsessions: His marked, drip, games, musicals only his though.

Addictions: His marked, Games.

Ambitions: To have complete control over the earthly realm as well as the celestial, and have the multiverse remade in his image. To get rid of all Titans by killing the last living titan in the multiverse.

OTHER:

Talents: His sheer power, his fashion sense, his singing voice, his skill at his games, his influence and charisma.

Prized Possession: Asra.

Special Place: His temple. It’s his happy place and his favorite place to play games.

[your-enby-antihero]

Guys guys guys guys guys, IT'S TONIGHT. ITS FUCKING THURSDAY BITCHES!!!!!! The Mighty Nein make their triumphant return!!! My babies, my blorbos , my skrungly little guys. They return, I have missed them so, and not to mention we are getting sweet sweet Kingsley Tealeaf content, we get a purple playful pirate for two whole one shots. I am fucking hyperventilating just thinking about it, y’all I can’t wait. Holy shit I am so ready. I miss Empire Sibs desperately, give me lawyer Caleb and Beau, give me fucking adventure couple Jester and Fjord. Give me all the Beauyasha my body can physically handle. Give me Veth being a fucking baddie and a fucking camp counsellor, if we get any Caduceus I will cry. I want to know how our favourite lil war criminal is going, is Essek doing good. I am so excited.

If you want to hangout or avoid spoilers here are the tags I’ll be using tonight. See y’all there.

#critical role #cr spoilers #m9 reunion #mighty nein  #m9 reunited spoilers #mighty nein reunited #m9 reunited part 1

[cavefairy]

oh boy yall picked that one huh (this poll :3)

so !!!! the idea was based on my drive home after work every weekend, since i get off at like 1130ish every friday/saturday (always got me on closing shifts, i am constantly Very Eepy). windows down, music blasting thru a karaoke speaker on the floor of my passenger seat (my radio is ass and has no bluetooth/aux cord), drivin fast n theres no streetlights, just woods and sometimes the occasional car headed the opposite way. man. hits mf DIFFERENT. anyways.

so yeah i was like 'huh yeah im sleepy, i dont wanna drive. what if the sille goobers were with me. what if one was driving and the other was makin snarky comments from the backseat. and what if i (or a y/n. whatever) was just like. laid over dozing off on the sillie guy in the backseat. what then.' and yeaahhhhhhhh so i started writing when i got home. and then. forgot abt it lmao

was trying out the comic sans trick. where you write in comic sans and dont go back and edit until later and now that im looking back my spelling errors annoy the hell out of me but i dont wanna fix em and then really never touch this again bc if theres mistakes then i know ill have to come back to fix them and then ill be compelled to write more and yeah. im lying to myself. im not gonna finish this lmao

sidenote. hc that sun listens to almost exclusively disney music. and subjects anyone in the car with him to his carefully curated all time favorite disney songs playlist.

yes the little car mentioned is exactly what i drive atm. im saving for a new one. lil piece of shit car /aff (the old spiteful bitch is a 1997 and we have owned her for about 5 years. i started driving on this car. my older sibling used it as a practice car. my younger sister is supposed to start using it after i get a new one. man.)

how do the 8-10 ft tall jesters fit into a car that my three younger sisters hardly fit in around my school stuff ? who knows. clown car magic maybe.

[andie-cake]

what's Blinky's opinion of Lysander?

lysander is a funny lil court jester to him <3 they come in with a new show for the drowsy town theater or something, and it's like christmas morning to him. and the ass-kissing is highly appreciated, he laps that shit up. unless! unless he isn't pleased with lysander's recent output, in which case he gets a serious case of "bitch eating crackers" towards them. like, everything they do and say becomes so fucking annoying to him until they put out something he's satisfied with again. even the ass-kissing. especially the ass-kissing. but once they make something he likes again, then they're cool again :) all frustration and thoughts of locking them in a room until they finish their next project forgotten :) blinky's funny like that, fickle as all hell, but quick to forgive if you've made up for your apparent wrongdoing in his eyes.

[theshadowrealmitself]

One of my favorite things is when I make a fandom post and it’s reblogged by someone whose entire blog is about that fandom, just makes me feel like my post succeeded <3