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byeol-interrupted · 3 years ago

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en- as players in Squid Game, a saga

warnings: cursing, SPOILERS FOR SQUID GAME AHEAD!! Do not read unless you dont mind the series being spoiled to you

important note: I’ve changed the game a bit so that enhypen dont actually die when eliminated, they just get booted out :)

Heeseung

we all know Hee’s an ace at just about everything so he’d most likely be the top pick to survive to finals

in red light green light he’d just lowkey be charging ahead and get there like five minutes before the timer goes off

randomly will throw his shoe at the golden pig to try to get it to break

which it doesnt

when everyone votes on whether or not to stop the game, he votes for STOP

because he’s a precious lil bean who cant bear the thought of ppl fighting

but goes back a week later because MONEY

breezes thru every single damn game until the glass stepping stones

takes forever studying the glass to see if its the right kind

so Jay gets pissed at him and pushes him off

#heesobrocken😖🥀

Jay

a quiet one

the kind that everyone thinks will get eliminated straight up

surprise surprise, Jay Park has more than that to him

during the vote, Jay goes for STOP, bc he’s already rich and he was just bored when he signed up 🙄

picks the umbrella for the dalgona game and finishes first because he had the hindsight to sneak stuff in with him

then sits back laughing at Jake for not being able to carve the circle out

pretty good at all the games but like Hee, gets eliminated at glass stepping stones

gravity was not on Jay’s side that day sadly

but oh well, it was fun while it lasted right?

Jake

climbs the bunk beds like they’re jungle gyms

which is not advisable

“But its good practise!” He insists when the guards tell him to stop for the fifty-seventh time

Jay will feed him stolen dalgona chunks to make him shut up

during the vote, Jake picks STOP bc he misses Layla :(

but comes back because he wants to get Layla some dog stuff

the marble game is his downfall

he challenged Sunghoon to a game of ‘Throw The Marble In The Trench’

and although he has good practice throwing stuff, somehow every shot he makes misses by half a millimetre

“ANDWAEEEEEEEEE” can be heard everywhere when he loses

see you on the other side boys

Sunghoon

pretends to be serious but will laugh at people who get eliminated

some players are scared of him at first but when they see him scaling the bunk beds like a pro they change their minds

only came coz Jake promised to buy him a flat white

and a new jacket

during the vote, Sunghoon picks GO because he really wants that flat white

beats Jake at the marble game and gets a massive ego boost

the glass stepping stones do nothing to help

makes it to the finals and gets eliminated because he tripped over a pebble and fell out of the court

feels ripped off

but gets better after Jake gets him that flat white and a new black jacket <3

Jungwon

Sheep Garden Yang is an expert at all things game related

goes slow and steady for the red light green light game

good strategy but nearly gives Sunoo a heart attack because he gets over the line at the last possible second

uses the blankets as a cape and builds a superhero alter ego for himself to pass time

during the vote Jungwon picks GO, bc he wants to prove he can win the dalgona game

yes he has a bet with Heeseung and he really doesn’t want to lose twenty dollars

manages to carve the shape out PERFECTLY

“OKAY NICE ITS MEEEE MY TIME!”

gets eliminated at Tug Of War

his arms hurt okay? give the poor guy a break >:(

takes a photo of the screen when Heeseung gets pushed off by Jay and frames it in their living room

Sunoo

our resident sunshine!!

strikes the weirdest poses in red light green light and doesn’t get eliminated

he got that spice~

will yell at Jungwon for stealing his blanket to build his alter ego

but will also steal Jungwon’s blanket to build a pillow fort (the password to the fort is Password)

during the vote to end the game or not, he picks STOP

too tired to keep playing any other games because Jungwon and Ni ki kept pestering him for the password to the fort

ultimately comes back though because imagine how much skincare he can buy with 4.56 billion :0

partners with Ni ki for the marble game, which leads to his elimination

either Ni ki is a mind reader or Sunoo is too obvious about how many marbles he has

at least he can go home and make another pillow fort without being disturbed <3

Ni ki

the resident prankster

constantly giving the guards heart attacks

“WHERE DID OUR SHOES GO??”

surprise, they’re hidden under the mattress of the highest bunk bed!

known as the problem child among the players

gets eliminated first round because he tried to do Michael Jackson’s ‘hee-hee’ pose and fell

poor thing ☹️✊

BUT THEN HE COMES BACK AFTER THE VOTE YAYYY

babie wants the money so he can get a plane ticket back home :(

panics during the dalgona game and tries to pull the I’m A Foreigner card

makes it because he picked the triangle to carve out :D

ultimate downfall is the glass stepping stones

because, you guessed it! he called upon Michael Jackson’s spirit to help him through, and fell

sad but instantly cheers up bc his bros got him a plane ticket home <3

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jaeyunluvs · 4 years ago

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vacation with aron includes - aron piper headcannon

a/n: here’s another headcannon bc i thought it would be more fun than writing a huge ass fanfic i’m sorry i love headcannons!

disclaimer: i don’t know aron personally! english and spanish is not my first language so please let me know if i have mistakes! :’)

warnings: none

gif credits to netflix

- okay sooo,, this holiday is a suprise holiday that aron planned for you as a birthday present

- before a day from your birthday, you casually go home after visiting your parents and you see the elite cast including your boyfriend shouting your name and the birthday anthem

- that night was GREAT it was amazing

- then aron pulls to you aside and lets you know that he has something special for you

- he gives you an envelope and you saw the flight tickets that he bought to the place that you’ve always wanted to go

- ‘OMG ARON ARE WE GOING TO ROME?!’

- he just grins at you but you can’t help but jump over him

- so a day before your birthday you guys go to Rome

- before you go you see aron packing a lot of stuff like notebooks and a camera to his bag

- you see he got really prepared and it makes your heart melt

- ‘aron what are those for?’

- ‘you’ll see carina’ he just smirks

- the flight session goes pretty normal aron just sleeps the whole flight and you watch a favorite movie of yours

- you guys go there for 3 days and the first day is basically just discovering a bit

- with arriving in the morning, you guys have plenty of time to discover

- when you arrive at the hotel your jaw drops

- you can see its a huge ass expensive hotel

- ‘aron but i cant afford this place’

- he insists on paying as he loves to spoil you!!!

- after you leave all your stuff in the room and that day is basically just visiting some places near the hotel since aron planned the whole thing for tomorrow

- the first day basically just goes by

- you guys eat at some famous italian restaurants, look at some famous sightseeing places

- but you can’t wait for the second day

- cause you guys keep everything for that day

- sooooo finally the second day comes

- aron wakes you up with playing 'Love In Portofino' cause you love the italian song

- and then he makes you get ready,

- have your breakfast

- then immediately go outside to explore

- he takes you more than 823727363

- and he makes sure that you know everything about the places you visit

- example: in colosseum he acts like crazy

- ‘look Y/N, collesseum is a really interesting place and all the history it has..’

- you don’t really listen to him but instead focus on his face and realize how lucky you are

- oh and he also makes sure that you have fun

- he takes you to many romantic places

- plus, expensive restaurants to spoil you more!!!

- when you guys walk aroumd together aron notices some glances by guys at you

- poor baby tries not to bother but gets angry inside

- in restaurants, waiters flirt with you

- and then aron finds a way to make them realize that you're his gf

- like he would kiss you a LOT (pda who? lolol)

- or call you by pet names like bebe, carina, etc.

- or after eating, he would write a note on a check

- 'get your ass off of my girl dumb ass'

- when you realize that he's getting jealous you'd be happy a bit

- 'wait, is my aronita jealous?'

- he would deny deny deny and deny

- but deep down would want you to realize that he's jealous

- so after all those things, the third day goes by visiting some last quick places

- sadly, the last day comes by

- you and aron make sure that you guys go to the airport early

- cause he wants to get some stuff from duty free

- 'aron, honey, you can find those stuff everywhere'

- 'nO buying from duty free makes it special!!!'

- he spends almost 2,5 hours in duty free

- 'y/n, do you think omar would like this squid flavored pasta?'

- 'he would like what-'

- 'or should i buy this mug to miguel? ohhh and i should buy for his girl friend too!'

- he makes sure to buy everyone a gift

- including new actors who recenty joined elite

- he decides to buy 'squid flavored pasta' to your parents to impress them

- and buy a simple pasta to omar

- while shopping he makes sure to buy a present too

- after a solid 2,5 hours (as i told that before) you drag him out of the store

- the plane ride goes very quickly

- basically just an cutie baby named Aron sleeping

- you only watch movies

- also admire aron

- you realize how lucky you are

- how a person that loves you so much and does many things to you

- you couldn't help but kiss his nose

- 'i love you more than anyone'

- when you land you have to go to seperate ways

- aron takes you to your parents house

- since they also wanted to take you somewhere to celebrate your birthday

- you arrive, and the sudden pain bEGINGS

- you and aron can't stop staring and say goodbye to each other

- 'aron it was the best time of my life. you're the best thing happened to me i love you'

- you kiss him

- he gets shocked by your sudden confession but kisses you back

- that little kiss turns into a wHOLE make out session

- then... i think you know what and i don't have to explain

- but.... a call from your mom ruins this 'i think you know what and i don't have to explain' session

-'ah- yeah mom i'll be there in 5. yes aron was amazing we had the best time. okay bye i gotta go!'

- aron makes sure you have everything

- 'hey don't forget to give your mom the squid flavored pasta!!!!'

- you laugh and ignore him but you cant help but smile

- it was the best experience you've ever had

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ask-svt-hearteu · 7 years ago

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Hogwarts! Joshua

Anon requested: “can you write seventeen hogwarts au? Joshua is possible?”

Genre: fluff

Word Count: 2783

everyone knew about Joshua Hong

the perfect perfect

he was a fifth year Hufflepuff

same house and year as you

so you saw him often as you both shared classes

it came as no surprise when he was chosen as a prefect

but he was surprisingly cool, letting minor things go if it didn’t endanger anyone or if it was for special occasions

especially if they were his friends, he just couldn’t say no to them

everyone’s favorite prefect because he was so nice and liked giving warnings rather than punishments

caught out past curfew by a few minutes,

he’d show you a secret passage to getting back to the dorms without running into teachers

if you passed him on the train, he’d stop to compliment you after asking you how your summer went

and no surprise he knew the lady pushing the trolley around on a first name basis

and asking her how her family was and everything

and complimenting her uniform

she always slipped him chocolate frog cards he didn’t have for his collection

and he’d thank her and buy out half the trolley before sharing it with all the kids in the next few carriages

Joshua was good at everything, smart and friendly too

not a single person could find something wrong with the guy or criticize him in any way

no matter what house someone was in, they new Joshua Hong

because the guy did everything

perfect exam scores in charms, potions, DATDA, transfiguration, herbology

you name it, Hong Jisoo did well in it

and he was so nice to everyone and a gentleman wherever he went

holding open doors to classrooms for people or picking up fallen quills or books that people dropped and returning it to them with a small smile

one time a girl accidentally set the quill she was writing with on fire from a wayward charm

Joshua had quickly extinguished it with aguamenti and gave her a new quill

suffice to say, plenty of witches had crushes on him

and no one could hate the guy for anything

literally, if you tried hating him, Joshua somehow managed to make you like him

disliked him for being too smart?

he’d say he wasn’t really smart, he just tries hard to study his best and he has smart friends who show him how to do stuff

and then talk about some random episode of spongebob bc it’s Joshua

which plenty of people wouldn’t understand except the other muggle borns

he’d be a huge dork quoting random episodes and just being a meme

everyone was always asking him for advice or to look over their homework for them

and although he never lets anyone copy his

goody two shoes you know

he somehow had the time to always give advice to everyone and save their grade

he played as a chaser for Hufflepuff’s Quidditch team too

it wasn’t enough to be intelligent, he was athletic and dedicated too

spending even stormy days out in the field practicing long after some of his teammates had called it quits

looked damn fine in quidditch robes too yes

in his third year, he had led the Hufflepuff team to victory

scored 30 points in the last minutes before their seeker finally caught the snitch, bringing the score to 270-300

he was every teacher’s favorite too

they couldn’t help it

he was always offering to help out teachers with anything they may need

although he didn’t sit in the front of any of his classes

and he was too quiet to raise his hand to answer any questions sometimes

if a teacher ever made the mistake of assuming Joshua wasn’t listening to the question

they got roasted as Joshua Hong not only got the question right, but probably corrected some error they made in their lecture earlier

which he would only point out in the most respectful and polite way

“Professor, did you mean to say aconite or monkshood instead of mandragora?“

and if no one knew the answer to a question

all Joshua needed was a glance from the teacher and he’d have the correct answer ready to go

the boy sang in chorus too

his voice was heavenly

some magical entity had to have graced Joshua with every goddamn talent in the universe

he supposedly played guitar amazingly well

only his dorm mates knew though, he always packed his guitar in his trunk somehow

and brought it out to play sometimes

it always surprised everyone when they found out he was muggle born

like he was too good at everything wtf how have you only been doing magic for a few years

but no one dared say anything about it

bc he had so many friends from all the houses

say something mean about Joshua or just something even remotely critical

and like five different people will interject saying how he’s basically a human unicorn

and how dare you call Shua anything but the perfect prefect

and he could easily beat anyone in a duel if his friends dragged him into one

and probably profusely apologize while bowing at ninety degrees and helping bandage and heal any injuries he may have caused

it was theorized he might have a time-turner

how else could he get all his papers done and still manage quidditch practice and chorus?

and also reorganizing textbooks in the library with his wand while the librarian recommended him books he hadn’t read before since he had read many of them

and helping the kitchen elves by explaining the concept of lactose intolerance and gluten free and other things that helped people with dietary restrictions and food allergies feel comfortable eating all food

he also helped an elf who once tripped over the recently mopped floor

Madam Pomfrey was always glowing about Shua bc he always brought students who were sick flowers and books to read and always gave her chocolates

he also was often seen consoling random paintings and ghosts in Hogwarts and he knew all of them by their first names

and while some people wanted to hate Joshua

he could say a few words and any negative feelings you had toward him were gone

“You really deserved that win, you guys have been practicing so hard lately on the quidditch field, good job!"

"How did you you come up with a way to start your potions paper so well? I should be asking you to edit mine."

"you have to show me that spell you did the other day with the lights and confetti, I want to use it for a friend’s birthday.”

“My owl? Oh his name is Flufferson, I have a picture do you want to see? He’s probably somewhere flying around, enjoying the fresh air, the cutie.”

“I have a puppy at home, it’s a Maltese and I named it Sebongie, I think it’s a cute name."

on weekends, you could probably see Joshua buying sugar quills for some third years who had forgotten their silver sickles or bronze knuts

or in the common room teaching kids how to use his iPhone to watch YouTube and anime

always with his group of friends from all the houses

his group of friends was big, 13 of them in all

his best friends were Jeonghan from slytherin and Seungcheol from Gryffindor since they were all the same age

one time, Jeonghan had tried to prank some Hufflepuff students by hexing their book bags into releasing a bunch of little rubber snakes

but he was caught by Joshua

and Joshua made him apologize

you don’t mess with Joshua’s kids

the next day Jeonghan’s clothes kept dropping rubber snakes everywhere

"SHUA YOU BETTER FIX MY CLOTHES I CANT WALK INTO POTIONS WITH THESE THINGS WORMING THROUGH MY UNDERWEAR”

Joshua would hide his laughter behind his hand and then compose himself

“That should actually keep you awake in potions then."

and everyone around them would be dying from laughter and patting Joshua on the back

for a gentleman the guy knew how to be savage sometimes

ofc as a fifth year in Hufflepuff you knew Joshua

you even sat pretty close to him in charms

and although you couldn’t hate the guy

it gets low key annoying when your friends always act like his biggest fan

"Shua’s practicing down at the quidditch field, GET THE SIGNS GIRLS!"

"We have a transfiguration exam y'all what are you doing?"

"Supporting our Hong Jisoo, y/n. The quidditch match is next weekend and we want to beat the slimy smiles off of those Slytherins’ faces."

one day in charms the professor had to assign a partner project

naturally everyone paired up

and you’re like chill I’ll just ask

you look around and all your friends are already paired up

and of course you’re like great forever alone that’s me I need to get me an even number of friends…

"Y/n do you need a partner?” Joshua asks you from the seat two students down from you

and everyone goes quiet

because Joshua usually always partners up with one of his friends

and you look to his normal friend group

and see sure enough all of them have partners too

“Sure, Joshua.” You say scrunching your nose

at least you’ll actually have a partner who tries and doesn’t make you do all the work by yourself (LIKE LAST TIME COUGH COUGH YOUR FRIEND)

you both decide to meet at the library the next weekend to work on it

“OMG y/n Joshua never asks anyone outside his friend group. What if he likes you?!?!? You guys would be such a power couple ACK."

"Shut up.” you laugh and playfully hit your friend’s arm while packing your book bag

“I’m not pretty enough for everyone’s golden gentleman Joshua, he was just being nice because you all ditched me."

"I’m glad we did, make me the maid of honor at your wedding and thank me later."

when you reach the library, Joshua is already there talking to Jeonghan

"The girl in your charms class? Well whatever we can hang out next weekend. But Shua that assignment isn’t due in weeks… makes sense the both of you are smart aleks."

you clear your throat

"welp bye Joshua, oh and we’re all getting butter beer later at hogsmeade don’t forget."

Joshua laughs and waves Jeonghan goodbye

"it’s a nice day, should we sit out by the lake and say hi to the giant squid?"

"sure I guess"

you didn’t want to have a crush on Joshua

bc then you’d be one of those girls, the ones always trailing behind him and trying to get his attention

and walking by fluttering their eyelashes and saying "Hey Joshua."

but as you were both crossing the grounds to the lake

you kept giving him sideways glances

the way his light brown hair became lightly tousled in the breeze - or his small smile

or the gentle humming of a song you weren’t familiar with

Focus you’re working on an assignment geez

you both sat down at the edge of the lake and brainstormed ideas for your project

and somewhere along the way the convo shifted to just talking about summer and your home

"You’re muggle born too? Then have you ever watched Naruto?"

Joshua was a dork you realized, a cute one

"Sebongie? Yea I miss her like crazy, I was tempted to bring her in my trunk but I have Flufferson already."

ah shit

you were starting to like like Joshua

he was too nice and cute especially when talking about his pets and how they brightened his day

or the many hilarious adventures he had with his friends

or how he missed his family

he was a good listener too

you talked about your hamster at home

it loved eating carrots and you had originally wanted to name it mochi

but you had settled for Carrot after it’s favorite food

and you told Joshua about how you had always loved playing quidditch with your family but you never tried out for the Hufflepuff team

his friends must have caught on to your feelings before Joshua did, Joshua was kind of clueless about all the crushes people had on him

Jeonghan ended up putting his arm on your shoulder while walking to the library to meet up with Joshua

"You should just tell him you like him."

"and get a pity rejection, lmao in what world would I do that Jeonghan.”

“Suit yourself.” He said giving you a sly smile

right before shoving you into a broom closet

and locking the damn door behind you

“JEONGHAN YOU’RE DEAD YOU HEAR ME."

"You should thank your friend later, she told me about your little crush on our Shua, luckily for you I approve."

you tried unlocking the door with your wand but to no avail

you even tried picking the lock with a hairpin

"Hey y/n listen to this."

"Jeonghan I’m telling the head of slytherin later get ready for your ass whooping."

but you hear someone running down the hallway outside the door

"Jeonghan what do you mean y/n got in an accident? Where is she?"

you go dead silent, it’s Joshua

"Yah, look you came running and everything if you like her just tell her geez."

you hold your breath as you hear what Joshua says next

"She probably doesn’t like me back ok? I’m not good at these things, she’s cute and interesting and I’m boring and I don’t know ok Jeonghan, just tell me where she is no time for jokes we have to work on the project.”

“alright, I’d like to just say that you brought this upon yourself and you can thank me later."

"what are you talking about Jeonghan-"

and the closet door clicks open and Jeonghan pushes Joshua, where he bumps into you sending the both of you sprawling on the floor and the door slams shut yet again

"THIS IS FOR THOSE SNAKES SHUA I ALWAYS GET THE LAST LAUGH. See you two later…"

Joshua picks himself up and helps you up

and even in the dim closet you can see him blushing like crazy

you’re probably no better you feel like you have a fever that won’t. go. away. Goddamnit.

"Jeonghan underestimates me.” He said giving a nervous chuckle and reaching for his wand

he easily unlocks the door

and Jeonghan is out there bending over dying of laughter

and both you and Joshua are just blushing like crazy and awkwardly standing next to each other

“Did you hear everything?” Joshua says so quietly it’s almost a whisper - “yes?” You say

Joshua’s eyes widen and he gives Jeonghan (who’s still laughing even harder now at the sight of the two of you) a glare

Joshua points his wand at Jeonghan LIKE boi I’ll be seeing you later - Jeonghan runs away cackling down the hallway

“You can just pretend it didn’t happen.” Joshua says flustered looking everywhere but your face

“I’ll understand if you don’t like me ba-"

"It was driving me crazy did you really not know I like you too Joshua?” Wow did I just say that, stupid stupid stupid whyyyyy you think to yourself

he looks up at you in surprise

“Wait really? Jeonghan isn’t paying you to say that right?"

"lmao no I’m going to murder Jeonghan after this."

"I’d help you but he’s my best friend so…"

"Do you want to maybe just get a butter beer at Hogsmeade instead?"

"I’d love to."

and from then on you two were known as darling couple

Hogwarts’ gentleman Joshua and you

basically everyone’s relationship goals

and your friend groups both took responsibility for getting you two together

Joshua would send you little notes that were folded into cranes and bewitched to float over to your desk

and everyone would sigh and think how sickeningly adorable seeing you read his message

and looking at all the little hearts he had doodled during class

"Joshua Hong, let me repeat the question.” The professor would say

“I never usually have to ask you twice what’s wrong?"

"Joshua got a girlfriend, professor."

and the whole class would burst out laughing with you and Joshua blushing like crazy and his friends wolf whistling

you’d walk with each other to your next class with your hand in his

"Get a room Shua, no one needs to see this.” Jeonghan smirked as he walked towards the potions classroom in the dungeons - you and Joshua both just ignore him

“Let’s hex his clothes again with those snakes."

"Better yet, can we lock him in a broom closet?"

"Deal."

and you both walk into your next class, plotting Jeonghan’s imminent doom together

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