#like. i respect them. they are very cool. but man dont you dare jump on me i will die nope.

[noroi-amaraciune]

Btw i found this massive locust on my way home after work

My coworkers ask me why I keep walking home at midnight after closing hours if it takes me one hour and a bit to get back.

Bro, you don't understand that every step I take I see cool insects, geckos and rats, and random critters. That is purely for my own enjoyment. There are no people. Only the creatures and I. It's dark, and I listen to my silly tunes.

This is the enrichment I get in this enclosure of a life. Let me have it.

[dramallamas]

The (unserious) notes of Beyond Evil. Episode Three Edition

Previous Episode || Next Episode

Cant wait to psychoanalyse this episode later with the scriptbook!

Jinmuk je te deteste dont even dare feel sad you monster

that shot of Juwon lazing on his sofa im down bad

He has nice handwriting tho

Honestly when is this man not thinking about Dongsik

The fly jumpscared me bc of my headphones

Dongsik you bastard (affectionately)

He is not ok rn

Juwon eavesdropping was me and my flatmate last night trying to find out the drama

The camerawork in this show is beautiful omg

Dongsik has no right to look this fine rn tho

Oop spotted!

Jihwa knew both of them were at the station lol

And bada bing bada boom we are in the recording room

And theyre off and Jihwa is so done

Juwon is so like WTF with this whole thing.

If looks could kill Dongsik would be dead 💀

why at 5am?! WHY WERE YOU UP AT 5AM?!

Bro Juwon doesnt hold back

Dongsik <3

Juwon could murder im sure of it. He has it ij him.

I like watching the gay men fight… because its fun :)

THE ONLY TIME I WILL AGREE WITH HAN KIHWAN IS RN “What a nut job. I like him [Dongsik].”

Juwon pissing off Kihwan is just so great at all times.

Theyre gonna find the wrong body and blow this case even bigger

Dongsik again <3 the onlt dilf of my life tbh

My heart breaks for him though. He masks a lot if pain

“What if I ran into older Yuyeon on the street, but failed to recognise her. That worries me a lot…” 💔

Fellas is it gay to stare at another mans smiling photo for a long time whilst in your room?

Juwon you have always been a crafty bitch and I respect that

YJG is a brilliant actor he is a master at subtle emotions which makes him one of the most expressive characters in the show

YAY you found a phone

Bad news for Juwon its Geumhwas phone that has his number.

Mate ur laughing like a maniac like dongsik does. You two arent as different as you think.

But my god you like to jump to the wrong conclusions

Watching the scene with nam sangbae and dongsik makes me cry but i cant because im in the living room with my flatmates. And the score in the background just 😭

Me 🤝 Dongsik : Laughing to hide pain

Man will stay in work just for Juwon

They back and forth in every scene like its all they do.

Mf going on about the culprit always returning to the scene and here comes JINMUK AHDKFMSP FORESHADOWING WE MISSED

Part of me think that Dongsik is suspicious of Jinmuk atp.

If you told them that they would be so close by the end of the series they would be fucking disgusted.

Oop juwon getting interrogated.

Juwon pausing before adding 요 at the end of his sentence like bro you are forgetting your respect conjugation

oh shit juwon not looking good for you is it.

"Given his nature, there is no way he [Juwon] would get involved in a crime" HYEOK YOU DONT EVEN KNOW-

Hyeok became his tutor in 2010... when JW was 17. does that mean that he helped JW in Korea rather than britain? or the tail end of britain onwards.

Hyeok you are such a kiss-ass

Do Haewon 🤢 she is so fake i hate it (which is the poing ig lmao)

LEE CHANGJIN. hes so funny for a bad guy

Jeongje is so frustrated with his mum (same)

Juwon is this close to slapping Hyeok at times.

aliens? rude much kihwan (what did we expect)

and there goes juwon loosing his cool.

annoyingly kihwan makes some points even if its for self centered gain. still hate kihwan dw

bro standing outside as ppl talk about him like 🧍

And then the eye contact between him and dongsik god having a whole silent conversation

Nice recovery juwon.

Them being nice to each other? NOT THIS EARLY BOIS

And boom personal space who? They dont know it.

Dongsik telling Juwon to go to therapy lmaooo

Juwon grabbing Dongsik probably became a… different thing later on yk? Hehe

This episode is basically Juwon and his terrible no good very bad couple days.

Bro you need to hike/walk more Juwon how are you already sweating.

You make think you have him, but nope he has you.

JUWON BREAKS INTO DS BASEMENT PART ONE HERE WE GO

The tiny bloodstain ofc. He def left it deliberately somewhat

And i am so hyped for episode four because of the incoming moments.

Juwon this isnt the victory you think it is trust me

see you all next episode! bye ^^

[makeusfreefromthisfandom]

Anon asked: Heyyy! Can we have some HC on style 5 as fathers? Thank you

Yes! The boys as fathers have me so soft 🥺

Father Headcanons (Style 5)

I got carried away with these hcs... might have to make a separate post for each later on 😅 long post ahead!

Haru

Personally I imagine Haru with a daughter first

Like can you imagine how cute that would be? 🥺🥺the whole like father like daughter 🥺🥺

Haru doesn’t get this whole babies thing, in fact he’s panicking on the inside, but the moment he holds his child in his arms, it’s like every thought every worry has now become irrelevant

The only thing that matters is the child in his arms❤️

Smiles a lot more now because he is genuinely happy.

Even lets his laughs be heard more often just for his kid lol

When his child grows up a bit more, he definitely wants to teach them how to swim and how to ahem ~be one with the water~

He’s not a pushy father at all tho he won’t ever force his child to go down the swimming path and would rather have them get into something they are passionate about

Nevertheless, he still would like them to know how to swim atleast, it’s not a bad thing to learn

But um...he’s not the best of teachers...

Uncle Makoto here to save the day!

That being said, Haru always wants to be there for his child, be able to go to as much of their competitions/meets/games/etc. as he can even though he’s so busy with his own training schedules

He just wants to be there for them and he wants them to know that too<3

Oh um also...he’s bad at scolding...he’ll try to “scold” his little kid for doing something wrong like picking things off the ground and putting it in their mouth but his child just looks up at him like 😯

Also Haru changing diapers? Haha... “ahh (y/n)! How do I do this?”

He gets better at this tho over time :)

Watch his child not like Mackerel

He’s still confused over this whole father thing, but he knows that he really does want to love and be there for his child<3

Btw how cool would it be to have a dad being a world renowned swimmer? 😱

*haru excitingly watching as you feed your baby daughter (I see him w a daughter ok but it’s your choice) mackerel for the first time*

*baby makes a weird face and spits out mackerel*

“*Haru gasps dramatically* She doesn’t like mackerel.”

Baths with his kid. 🐬

JUST IMAGINE THAT I DONT EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN IT

How precious 🥺

You sitting on the edge of the bathtub, silently watching Haru as he holds his baby in the bath with a small smile, eyes then slowly drifting up to lock in with yours, his smile a bit wider and everything he feels for you and his child, all shining in his eyes ❤️

There cannot be a more perfect, little, peaceful family <3

Makoto

An amazing father!

We’ve seen him with his little siblings Ren and Ran!

That doesn’t mean he won’t panick from time to time because it’s different when it’s your own child

He’s the type to do the whole baby talk and little cooes with his baby but turns bashful when he catches you quietly standing in the doorway watching 🤣

His cooking skills have improved a bit...

You already work so hard everyday for the baby and the house, he wants to lessen your burdens and give you a little break <3🥺

Family cuddles! With you and Makoto on either side and your child/children in the middle! How precious🥺

I see Makoto’s children being a lot more brave and daring than he is like watching “scary” (like Cartoon Network scary XD) movies and wanting going on adventures in places supposedly paranormal

“Dad stop being such a scaredy cat! I wanna go watch this movie already!”

“Ahh (y/n)!! Help me! 😰”

His kids are mischievous bro always do those puppy dog eyes to get him into their schemes

“AH NO (Y/N)! IT WAS THEIR IDEA I PROMISE!”

He also spoils his kids XD

Don’t think that means he doesn’t know when the boundaries are crossed and when he needs to get a bit strict

He may spoil his kids but spoiled kids are a big no no (there’s a difference)

The kids actually grow up to be sweet and respectful

Aww imagine Makoto teaching his own kids how to swim and sending them to an sc🥺

He’s just such a loving father and SO supportive!

His children love that they can come to him with any of their problems and know that he’s going to listen intently and understand, while also offering any advice he might think suitable <3

As if you alone didn’t make his heart well enough with so much love, his heart practically bursts with his children❤️

Ready to sacrifice everything he has for the happiness and well being of his family ❤️

Nagisa

Excitement is an UNDERSTATEMENT

As if this baby himself wasn’t cute enough, just IMAGINE HIS CHILDREN

omg omg omg cuteness overload

He’s jumping up and down when his baby is about to come, however he calms down when he actually gets a chance to hold them and he’s just in a soft, serene state, looking on at his little one with a small smile~

All his little toddler has to do is slightly tug on his shirt, and Nagisa is in a full gushing frenzy

He cries over how adorable they are

Nagisa baby YOU are adorable

He’s such a funny dad always makes his kids laugh!

Like when his child is a baby, he would come over making silly faces that half of the time either made baby laugh or baby cry 😣

Tickle Monster 😏

Finger puppets! I totally see him doing this as a father!

Nagisa won’t tease his kids a whole lot tho, knowing how frustrating it can get having experienced for a good amount of his life by his older sisters

He wants his kids to have fun ALL the time just like him 😁

He shows them his secret sweet stash when he believes it is time

So you’re going to have to be the one implementing the rules and regulations

“Come on, it’s time for bed let’s go, it’s past 11”

“Aww come on (y/n)-chan look at how happy they are! Just give us five more minutes🥺”

The challenging part for you is that you end up having to give in a lot more because now there’s more than 1 who’ve mastered the puppy dog eyes around the house

Another supportive dad! (They all are) he wants to be there for his kids’ firsts! And for all their games and competitions etc.

This is going to be such a fun little family with LOTS of love, support, chocolate, and fun! ❤️

Rei

No theory, no book, no calculations prepared him for the moment his child was placed in his arms

He’s immediately brought to tears and whispers a small “beautiful” 🥺

The type to document EVERY moment of his child

You end up having like 10 albums and tapes of just your kid(s)

ALL of your little ones firsts have all been recorded and documented to reminisce on later in the future🥺

Always nudging you and showing you the cute little things your baby is doing off in the corner🥺

He can be strict

Unlike Nagisa, oh no he is not spoiling his kid’s diet

Their kid is eating their entire rainbow with lots of fruits and vegetables, along with the right amount of protein and milk

However there are times where he chills out and actually bakes cookies and sweets for his children 🥺

And they are *chefs kiss*

However when Uncle Nagisa comes over...those kids know what’s up 😝😋

Wants to show them the beauty of swimming, specifically the butterfly stroke

You don’t have to worry about your kids getting low grades, because Rei will personally take care of that😌

He just wants his children work hard so they can become the best at whatever they choose to do in the future <3

Haha you wanna know what I’m imagining?

Him having a daughter that is an EXACT copy of him

And it will completely leave him speechless at moments XD

“Ahem...Daddy, the way that you pitch the ball is off by approximately 15 degrees according to the direction and pressure of the wind...not beautiful” *pushes glasses up*

Rei is just like 😨😱

Anyways you can forget about having excessive burden on your shoulders from parenting because this man is going to give it his all for you and his children❤️

Rin

The second his baby was delivered, he was already a crying mess, however when they are actually placed in his arms, it’s like all the tears have suddenly stopped, and it’s just a moment for Rin.

However he starts crying again immediately after

He loves his child so much! ❤️

They are a physical embodiment of his love with you! <3

He now understands the sacrifices his own father made for the sake of his family and now Rin is willing to to the same for his own

All his tsundereish tendencies vanish and he just becomes one big softy 😤

Don’t think that means that Rin doesn’t know how to be strict tho

Oh he is a strict dad but he only does is it for his child’s own good

He will shower them in just as much affection after the scolding <3

Like even after he gets a bit harsh on his child and sees their eyes, Rin immediately stops and goes into your shared room and starts sniffling

“H-hey (y-y/n)...w-was I too harsh on them?”

Yes he’s the type of dad to get onto you for brushing your teeth

He’s also that dad helping his kids with math

He has let his emotions show a lot more now.

Like when his baby started taking his first steps...Rin cried, camera in his hand shaking

When his child picked a flower and brought it to him...shark baby cried.

Or when one of his children brought home their essay about Rin being their biggest hero...Rin cried.

A very supportive family!

With you guys going to support him swimming at the world stage, and Rin going to all his children’s events and being their #1 fan <3

I can see Rin owning a “The World’s Best Dad” or “#1 Dad” mug and proudly drinking from it XD <33

He also gets very competitive with his kids! He gets very into the sports and games he plays with them

Teaching them tricks and tips along the way

And swimming? He’s got it in the bag, your child will get the hang of it under a week.

Some days Rin likes to lie with you on the bed, wrapping an arm around you to hold you close and pressing a a soft kiss to your temple, thanking you for being the love of his life and making him the world’s happiest man alive 🥺❤️

A/n: The boys would be such good fathers!They can all have my babies I love the parenting concept! I’m probably going to make separate hcs for them in the future 🥺

[chibicalzones]

skz x karasuno

part 1 of kpop groups x haikyuu!!

[a/n Yes you may have seen this before, but this is our version >:) ] 

Man this is a short group of volleyball players 

A GROUP FULL OF HINATA AND NOYAS - lissa 

I cant even call them short when changbin is an inch taller than me- chloe 

bang chan - daichi

a dad™

both of them share a lot in common tbh

both are compassionate leaders 

they care a lot for their peers, hardworking, selfless

very soft and generally fun people to be around

also inviting and social people as well

as much as they are fun, they also know when it's time to be serious

whether you know them or not, you will always highly respect them regardless

also, i feel like bang chan would be really good as a receiver

strong, trust, responsible receiver who’s got your back 

always count on the two of them to be there for you

bonus: their muscles-

changbin - tanaka 

wants to fite everybody, will fite everybody 

the fricken difference in personalities for this boy, good lord

don't ever underestimate changbin’s height 

comes off very scary once you first meet them

once fired up, the both of them are energetic and unstoppable

boys that never give up and always support you wherever

changbin would be a good wing spiker in all honesty

you see those muscles -  perfect for spiking the ball

packed with power and an urge to win

freaking blows everyone away

a literal monster on the stage/court

but once they’re off that? 

big softies

CUDDLES EVERYWHERE 

literally if you see changbin in private, you would think he’s the youngest because of how soft and uwu he is 

tanaka and changbin are both mentally strong

he shuts up all the people who doubt him and talk shit about him in an instant

cause when he’s up on the stage, he blows them away B) 

they may look like just your average guy, but you can bet that they gives it their all and be someone you can count on

minho - tsukishima

pls minho as tsukki; name a better match-

both are fricken savages 

don't mess with either of them unless you don't want to live another day

vvvv intimidating when you first see them

seems like they don’t care most of the time with their stoic rbf faces

but in reality, both really do love what they do (and their friends) and try their best 

tsunderes ngl

both vital and essential parts of their groups

one of the most level-headed people of the group

yet probably one of the most easiest people to annoy lmao

you’d think for someone who always has something teasing to say, they’d be hard to fluster 

not for these boys 

mostly the fluster comes from the surprise of their roast being roasted  

bonus: both attract cats to them (minho attracts soonie, doonie, dori,, while tsukki attracts kuroo) 

meow meow

hyunjin - oikawa 

yeah he isn't karasuno shush 

there’s only 1 drama queen in haikyuu 

and that title goes to seijoh’s captain and all around milk bread enthusiast, shittykawa

absolute visuals like goddamn-

also extremely popular with the people (have you SEEN how popular they are)

you don't stan them? that's okay because we all know you will eventually

there’s a point in all of our lives we go “shit i LOVE THEM” 

tried and true - take it from a former oikawa anti

like their looks may deceive you to think that they’re a delicate flower 

but goddamn, do they prove you wrong 

these two have worked themselves hard to get where they are now, despite people telling that they have it easy because of their looks and talent 

aces of their teams

okay and i see them playfully annoying their friends

“iwa-chaaaan~~”

*flashback to when hyunjin spilled coffee on his clothes* nOoOOooO

jisung - nishinoya

they’re both crazy crazy sexy cool 

hinata may be hyper, but these two will literally want to make you cry from

both very lively and energetic and just so fricken friendly

draws a lot of people/attention towards them cause of their personality uwu

a lot of people overlook them because on the outside, they just see a goofy airhead and not someone who should be taken seriously 

THAT”S WHERE THEY’RE WRONG 

YOU SHOULD TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY 

DONT BE FOOLED BY THEIR JOKES AND CUTE LOOKS 

they wow everyone with their talent because they’re just that amazing 

guardians of their teams, no joke

always got your back no matter what

also both hate school-

all in all, best bois  

felix - hinata (aka thE SUN)

both are literal suns, fight me on this i DARE YOU

literally such hard-working people

both working from the bottom and striving to improve

no matter what, they stay positive active balls of energy 

a smile from both of them can instantly brighten up your day

how could you hate them?

angels in disguise i say

easily befriends people and a lot of people are amazed by them

ex: when idols hear felix’s voice and dance & when people see hinata perform on court

“cookin like a chef, im a five star michelin” (that day was a day to go down in the books-)

“tF WAS THAT JUMP AOVDBUV THE QUICK HOLY SHIT”

if skz had their own anime, no doubt felix would be the main character

felix is just main character material, just like hinata

bonus: when felix had orange hair- spot the difference, i bet you can’t

seungmin - sugawara 

look, they may look like an angel, but they are a literal devil in disguise 

they’re both very caring and friendly, just very kindhearted 

very affectionate to the people they love

pls and they are so adorable when happy 

a reliable and trustworthy friend who you can always go to

but under that nice/kind boy next door, there’s a cheeky mischievous side

literally will roast you with a smile on their face and anime flowers blooming behind him

you can’t get mad at them when they’re like that ;-; 

would pay for them to do that to me no joke-

everybody gangsta till seungmin and sugawara find out you hurt a friend 

pls i can assure you that you won’t even be able to looks their friends in the eye anymore 

you will be teased/roasted brutally out of existence  

bottom line: fluffy adorable boys but don’t ever mess with them or make them angry unless crying is your new favorite pastime  

jeongin - yamaguchi

SWEET SPRING/SUMMER CHILD 

babies of the group

young and taller than most in the group

always improving and learning from their elders

overlooked and underdogs unfortunately

but once they improve and get their well deserved spotlight

“oh honey you got a big storm coming-”

doted on and supported by their older members/teammates so much

even though they stumble and make mistakes, they pick themselves back up to try try try again 

again duality problems smh 

goes from cutie patootie to fricken badass in the span of 2 minutes

if one of their friends even THINKS of speaking bad about themselves 

these two will smack that friend full on with praise, love, and compliments 

pls treasure these boys and give them all your love

you won’t regret it

jeongin/yamaguchi supremacy im calling it- 

[zuffer-weird-girl]

What if Kaito saw that a civilian was badly hurt while he was outside, from a nearby villain fight or something, and was about to walk by them but then his mother's voice was in his head about being kind to others. That thought makes him stop and do the bare minimum to help the civilian. It turns out that the civilian was a UA student.

Boi boi BOI BOI-!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"So this is supposed to be our new assignment?" Kaito asked with a hint of disgust looking down at the papers his colleague just handed it to him.

The great importance of a hero on the society... he wanted to use his quirk so badly at that paper but it was a school project...

And even despite not needing grades in any subjects he wouldn't actually like a fight between his father and the coucelour only because he didn't want to make something just as stupid as that.

His mother would get extressed and not even commenting on his dad. So it was for the better uf he simply shutted up and did it that cursed thing.

"Come on dude. Even despite not likung them, heroes have a great job on helping and protecting the population." Ikuchi answered while walking alinsides Kaito, waving his tail at the papers in the boy's hands "See? And is the most simple one. I even sayed something good to start with!"

"You're sick Ikuchi." Kaito growled before folding the sheets and placing inside his backpack.

"Come on you say this to anyone in our class." The boy sighed in desperation.

"Because all of them are. Simple as that." Both stopped on a division of streets and discussed about the hours of meeting at the school.

"Cool then! I will talk about it with my guardian then Chisaki."

"Same goes to me and my parents. Don't be late." Ikuchi smirked showing his fangs before waving at Kaito who only nodded before returning to walk.

"The great importance of a hero on the society." He scoffed before grabbung his water bottle, walkimg calmly towards his home "That place is lacking off of usual and actual interesting content of study, I swear if only dad knew it the whole thing..."

He almost jumped at a explosion and quickly crouched down on the ground to place his hand on it to create a barrier to not be attacked with the blue flames and explosions.

Shit. If his mom and dad knew he got hurt on hiis first walk back home alone he would mever be able to walk without a body guard again...

"GROUND ZERO SURROUND THE AREA!"

"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO FUCKING DO STUPID DEKU! I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I AM DOING IT!"

Ah. Two of the top 3 heroes... Just. Great. Fantastic.

The fight ended thankfully shortly after and Kaito put it back thhe way it was the street with a sigh...

He checked himself if there was any dort on his uniform and sighed in relief before adjusting his backbag to continue his walk home...

That is if he didn't heard grunts and weak cries.

He looked a bit in front of him a boy, not much younger than him, almost completly crashed by the buildings... all this destruction on those stupid fights between villains and heroes.

He scoffed before wenting to take a step before the sweet and gentle voice of his mother surrounded his head.

~

'Kindness is a very good aspect my soldier... always be respectful and good towards others, there's nothing more pleasant than feeling that good sentiment of helping someone in need...' she carresed his hair before placing a kiss on his forehead.

'Sure. Do that. Earn their trust, and you earn a subordinate. Good strategy my angel.' His father said nonchalantly, eyes still fixed on his book while the child giggle at the way his mother yelped that this was not what she meant.

~

His legs moved without thinking and he placed his bag down for a moment as he analyzed the scrumbs.

"P-please-!"

"Shut it." Kaito said with worry as he looked over and over the boy's body and the building before preparing to use his quirk "Can you tell me if you can feel any fractured or even broken bones?"

"There's m-my foot, but I-" the boy stopped talkimg as Kaito overhauled slowly the concrete that once crushed his body, uniting the pieced back together to only place it on the other side... helping the guy at least sit up.

"Your foor you said? Only that?" The boy nodded while wincing when he tried to move a bit.

Kaito pursued his lips together in a thin line before he got his bag to bring one of his biology's books... opening straight on the human body's anatomy.

"This might hurt for a bit, but it will be quick I promise." He said while leaving the book open in the ground before daring to use his quirk on the boy's foot.

The young man bited on his shirt to contain his painful shout befofe he let go to see that he wasn't feeling any pain at all anymore.

"Woah dude!" He got up with a jump while Kaito smirked at his own progress.

Just wait until he told you and dad about it!

"Man your quirk is amazing!" The boy hitted his own foot in the floor with a laugh before turning to look at Kaito with a big smile "What's the name?!"

Kaito arched his eyebrow while picking his book and placing it back on his bavkpack before muttering a response.

"Overhaul. I can basicall-"

"No dude! What's your name?" The boy chuckled while Kaito standed up.

"Then you should have said it at first." He scoffed "Chisaki. Chisaki Kaito."

"I see. Ne Chisaki-kun! You were amazing back there! I should totally recommend you to my sensei and school! What grade are you in?"

"We dont even know each other. Slow down with the questions." Kaito said a bit uncomfortable with the blonde's excitement.

"Sorry! Is just that i am genuinely astonished! Mister Deku would totally agree with me that you would do a fine hero one day!"

Something inside him almost make him fall ass he hearded the last four words.

He only took noticed of the guy's uniform right now... impossible to mistaken with anyone due to how the media vanglorized those things.

"You're... from U.A..." he whispered the words with a frow... he just had helped a soon to be hero.

"Yeah, something wrong Chisaki-kun?" The boy asked while tilting his head.

... it didn't mattered. Soon to be hero or not, it was still a young human life on the line. His mother would be proud of him.

"No. Not at all." He said nonchalantly before starting to walk away before the boy called him out again "What?" He growled.

"Please I want you to introduce you to my sensei!" He widened his eyes at seing the green haired muscular young man aproaching from behind.

Shit. No. No. No. Hell no. The number one hero? Absolutely not.

Bunch of sicks.

"Don't bother. I am not interested. I have way better jobs to do alongsides my father." He spoked like his words were acid and started to walk away, smirking at the boy's question what could be better then working as a hero.

"Ever heard of the name Overhaul?" The air of that place seemes to get colder and the clouds covered the skies only to add more to the creppy atmosphere...

"Shie Hassaikai... you might be interested if you want to work with the real big guys." Kaito swnded him a serious but devilishly half smirk before returning his walk.

[marsupials-of-mars]

Milk and Lavender

I've never really had a "rarepair" but a long time ago I pretty much made this up and thought this ship was the cutest and insert it wherever I can. This fic was one of the ones recovered from my phone I lost a year ago and found recently, and I just finished it last night, so if you see a sudden boost in quality near the end, that's why.

Yan hummed cheerfully as she combed her hair. She’d been growing the top out, but not too much. Long hair got in the way. She winged her eyeliner and, after a moment of thought, drew whiskers on her cheeks. She giggled and rubbed them off. She jumped at a knock at the door.

"You almost ready? Mark says we’re almost late.” Yan opened the bathroom door, almost knocking King to the ground. He let out a spooked chatter.

"Yep I’m ready! Cmon, I’ve never been to their place!”

“It’s really fun!” King, although one of the babies of the family, was technically one of the oldest, and had been to the Septic’s house a few times. They usually hung out at the Iplier house because it was bigger, and although there were only seven Septics they were always cramped. Yan had met most of the Septics, though a few didn’t like to travel and never ended up coming over.

"Well I’m excited!” Yan smiled and squished King’s chubby cheeks she loved.

"Me too! Cmon!” King grabbed her hand and pulled her out of the room and down the stairs. Normally Yan hated people touching or dragging her but King meant no harm and he was one of her favorites, so she always allowed it.

“Yandereplier!” Mark motioned Yan to the group. All the egos were gathered in the living room. It was cramped and Yan had to step awkwardly to avoid Goop’s slime trail. She felt a body bump against her shoulder, causing her to stumble. She whipped her head up.

“Bimothy Trimmer, I will END you!” Bim stuck his tongue out and straightened his tie. Yan growled and reached back for her katana but felt nothing but empty sheathes. “Where are Aiko and Yua?!” She heard a distorted sigh.

"All weapons are confiscated until the end of the visit. The Septics have been thoroughly warned but we’re taking all precautions necessary.” Dark gave Yan a condescending look. Yan whined.

“But Anti ALWAYS brings weapons over here!”

“Anti has no decency or respect for social principle. We’re better than that. Aren’t we Yan?” Yan groaned.

“Anti’s cool DAD you’re just lame...”

"Anti is most certainly NOT cool, he’s volatile and childish. YOU are the bigger person.”

"Ugh, let’s just go. I don’t need you lecturing me In front of everyone. And COOL dad is bringing weapons anyway...” Dark looked behind him to find Wilford loading a golden handgun that seemingly appeared from nowhere. He looked up.

"What?”

"Wil, leave it.”

"Aw Cmon...”

“No guns. We’re houseguests.”

"Ugh, fine DAD.” Wil dropped the gun in the sofa.

"I’m nobody’s dad! It’s like herding cats...” Dark mumbled as he pinched the bridge of his nose. “Are we all ready to go?” A ripple of nods throughout the group. "Good.” Static built around the room and the group was transported.

"Ooo!” Yan looked up at the house. It was smaller for less egos, but it was really nice. Suffice to say it was actually a house rather than a repurposed two story office building. In any case, Brighton was much less painfully hot than California which was worth the trip on its own. Yan opened her arms toward the house and breathed in the cool air. “Finally!”

"FINALLY!” The front door burst open and a spatter of green distortion tore across the lawn. Yan was barely able to tense up before she was tackled to the ground. “Bitch!”

"Slut!” Yan giggled. “Whaddaya DOIN here?!”

"It’s my house, slice n dice!” Anti sat triumphantly on Yan's stomach. She leaned up and grabbed his shoulders, flipping him off and slamming him onto his back so they lay side by side.

“UOGH! Fuck, my ribs!” Anti gasped the wind back into him. Yan giggled.

“Its MY house.” Yan looked up to see Jack leaning on the doorframe with his arms crossed. “We’ve talked about tackling guests haven’t we Anti?”

"But it’s THIS bitch! She had it comin.” Jack rolled his eyes.

“Cmon in guys. How many of you haven’t been here before?” Bing, Goop, Yan, the Jims, Eric, Derek, Randal, and Harold raised their hands. "Ooo a lot! Well we’ll make sure you have a good time. Now to my knowledge, anyone who hasn’t been here before has never met...” he thought. “Shneep or Robbie. Shneep has work and Robbie is... fragile. So say hi but try not to bother them too much okay?”

The group nodded. Yan squeaked excitedly. She looked to Anti to whisper something but noticed he was gone. She found him already glommed onto Dark to her superior’s annoyance. She didn’t call Anti a slut for her health. She sighed. It looked like she was going to have to find something else to do with herself.

She pushed her way through the door and looked around. It was a nice house, the ceilings weren’t quite as high but it was cozy, modern, and definitely had charm.

Groups were already forming. The Trick Shots (Chase, Bing, Jackie), The Better Than Everyones (Dark, Google, and a new doctor they’d found who Yan guessed was Shneep), The Innocents (King, Marvin, Eric, The Jims, Jamie), and the rest she hadn’t named to groups drifted about between. She sighed. She’d imagined something more fun. She felt like a wallflower at a high school dance.

Anti was busy hanging off Dark, sharing embarrassing stories about Shneep as the doctor tried to join the group. Everyone else sort of bored her. Sure the Innocents were adorable, and the Trick Shots we’re confident and energetic, but not really in her way. As she lay back on the couch, she thought over the introduction Jack had given. There were two egos she hadn’t met. Shneep, Who she’d now seen, and... Rolly? Robert? Remy?

She sat up. That was something to do. Meet the new one. She stood and went to find Jack. She came across him in the kitchen and pulled him away from Mark, who gave her a lecturing look, but he was lame so she didn’t care.

"Jack, you said there was someone we haven’t met? Besides Shneep?”

"Oh! Yeah, Robbie. He should be up from his nap now so you can go meet him. Though be careful, he’s, quite literally, very fragile. His room is down the hall, third to the left, take Shneep, he needs a check up anyway, and he’d feel more comfortable if someone he knew introduced you.” Yan nodded. She trotted off and pulled Shneep from his group.

"Heh?!” The doctor yanked his coat away. “What are you doing?”

"I want to meet Robbie, and Jack wanted me to bring you along cause he needs a checkup.”

Shneep checked his watch. "I guess it is about time.” He turned to Dark and Google. “I’ll be right back.” Dark nodded and Google pinged in acknowledgment. Yan dragged him off.

“Cmon! Third to the left.”

"I know where his room is, I live with him.” He pushed open the door covered with chalk stick figures and magnets. He put a palm to Yan’s chest before she could enter. "Checkup first.” Yan nodded impatiently. She slid down the doorframe and listened as Shneep entered.

"Hey, good morning my little leiche...” The doctors voice was soft and loving, a sharp contrast to how he carried himself around others. “Are you feeling good? Is anything broken?” A soft mumbling that Yan could barely hear responded.

"Good!” She could hear a smile in Shneep’s voice. “Can we feel your beats? Deep breath.” A pause. “Hmm... a little slow. Shake it out!” A rustle as Robbie shook around. “Good! One more deep breath... much better! Now, the Iplier’s are over and someone wants to meet you. Is that okay? Do you feel good and strong? Good! She’s very excited to see you.” A rustle as he got up from the bed.

"Go ahead, his vitals are good. Just be careful.” Shneep patted Yans shoulder and took her place outside the door. She peered around the door. And gasped. He was stunning.

His skin was a milky lavender, pale and delicate looking, almost translucent. His glazed eyes reminded her of full moons on a cloudy night, and the way he held himself, passively watching but showing no reaction, it conveyed just the kind of mystery she loved in a man. He looked her way, only barely, turning his head a mere 45 degrees. Her breath caught in her throat, she could barely breath, but she instantly regretted stopping. The air in the room was fragrant with the scent of death, corpse, one of her favorite natural perfumes, and she needed to breathe to experience it. She filled her lungs slowly before approaching her soulmate.

"H-hello..." She whispered, afraid to break him from what she assumed was a constant state of meditation. He must be so wise. His head turned further, finally oriented so he was fully facing her. It was difficult to tell where his eyes pointed. They were clouded over, lenses so opaque it was difficult to tell between iris and sclera, but Yan caught the movement. They rolled back slowly, locking with hers.

"Hello." His voice was soft, and he spoke deliberately, like forming the word was difficult. But Yan knew better. Yan could tell it was because he was a man of few words. He could convey what he needed without them. They got in the way of his incredible intellect.

"I was excited to meet you. This is my first time coming here, and I dont get along with many of these people..."

Robbie blinked, one eye after the other. A moment passed as he processed the sentence. "Understand that people... scary. Sometimes. Move fast, yell."

"Is that why you stay in your room?"

Robbie nodded, slowly and steadily. "Zombie is... fragile. Hen and Jack... don't want broken Robbie. Want to play... but scary. Too fast."

Yan's heart was melting more by the second.

"The world isn't fit for someone who knows better. You're a philosopher, I can tell. You like to think about big questions, you don't fit in with all the hustle and bustle of those ruffians. I could learn from you."

"Robbie... philosopher? You... want to... learn?"

Yan gasped at the offer. "Would you really teach me?"

Robbie didn't speak for a minute. Then two minutes. Yan didn't dare speak, for fear of interrupting his process. Her patience was rewarded. Her new senpai offered her the most beautiful gift she'd ever laid eyes on.

He smiled at her. The corners of his mouth gradually pulled up into a wide, bright smile. He had adorable apple cheeks that wrinkled the greyed bags of his eyes. "Yes... Robbie teach."

Yan squealed and grabbed Robbies hand between hers. She squeezed and shimmied her shoulders in excitement.

In a split second, to her horror, she heard a loud snap. It was followed by a fleshy plop as she let go.

She looked down at her hands and her breath left her. A lavender finger, wriggling, a knuckle bone protruding from the end. The movement came to a halt and the phalange lay limp. She looked up to her senpai, her face twisted with mortification and guilt.

"I'm so sorry! I got excited, I can sew, I can even embroider, I can put it back on and make it look even better than before-"

She stopped when a four-fingered hand softly brushed hers. He closed her fingers around the severed digit. She looked up.

He looked startled, but not particularly bothered.

"Do not... scream. Please. But... friend I teach. Keep. Present. Robbie present."

Yan's eyes widened in astonishment. She clutched the finger to her chest.

"You mean it?" Robie nodded. Yan looked down into her gingerly cupped hands. "Robbie present..." She breathed his words like they were sacred.

"YAN! Where are you you trainwreck? I'm bored!"

Yan looked up. Anti must have given up trying to seduce her boss. But she didn't want to leave, not when she was having such a beautiful moment.

"Go. Play." Robbie smiled. "Anti play scary. You like."

"No, I don't like to play scary, I want to stay with you and be less scary!"

"No. You play scary. Fun. You have fun. I stay, teach later. Scary not bad play."

"But I thought that was the point of teaching me, to teach me to be more calm and wise like you!"

"No. Calm, philosopher, not without play. You not fragile, zombie fragile. Go play scary."

Yan smiled. "You're so smart... I like being with you. I hope you want to see me again...?" She held her breath. She hoped it went as well as she thought it did. She had a tendency to drive love away some way or another.

"Yes, again. Go. But... name?"

"Oh, I never told you! How rude! I'm Yan."

"Yan. Nice name. Goodbye."

Yan stood, staring a moment before turning to leave. She shut the door gently behind her.

"THERE you are! C'mon, I planted some fake coke in Eric's back pocket, I want to see his reaction when he finds it!" Anti reached to grab Yans hand, but Yan jerked away. That hand held her gift. Anti squinted and looked over. "Oh fuck, is that Rob's finger?"

"It was a gift!"

Anti snorted. "You're a sick bitch, you know that?" And without another word, he dragged her out into the main area. Yan tucked the finger in her bra for safekeeping. As she watched Eric lose his shit over some cocaine, she couldn't help but hear two words repeating in her head, over and over.

"Yes, again."

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BTS reacts to you getting jealous

Helloo there ^^

Once again I apologize for taking so long. Really I don’t know whats wrong with me… I’m just tired all the time and all I want is to lay in bed. (it’s annoying). Anyways I hope you like this one. I can totally relate ‘cause I can get jealous pretty quickly if it involves what’s mine hahaha. I don’t show it but I certainly do feel it. I haven't proofread it yet so try to overlook the annoying mistakes. I will change it soon. (I'm lazy.)  

Seokjin

You couldn’t believe it! You just could not believe it. It was the freaking fifth time, a lady tried to chat your boyfriend up. The flirty gazes and the little touches had your blood boiling. That was it. You were freaking done.

Slamming the drinks on the counter, you took quick steps towards them. Once you were near you muttered a ‘excuse me’ to the blond and swooped between them. Curling your hand in his shirt, you yanked him down and smashed your lips on his. Your hands now traveled towards the back of his neck as you put more pressure on his lips. 

At first Seokjin was shocked, trying to back away but once he fell into the kiss, his hands glided down to your waist as he pulled you closer not caring anymore if you were in public. 

When you heard the loud clicking of heels fading away, you pulled away from him and stepped back. Smoothing down your clothes and his, you turned around to get your coffee you abandoned. 

You couldn’t help but smirk when you heard Seokjin stuttering as he strolled after you. 

Yoongi

Well you were pretty the chill and calm s/o and you knew that if other woman tried to hit on your man that at the end of the day he was coming home with you and not them however this woman right here didn’t know how to stop. She just stayed by his side as if he had some sweet honey stuck to his butt. 

You couldn’t help but laugh as you heard her complimenting Yoongi over and over again. Yeah he was handsome and he had that kind of aura around him that you just had to respect that man but this girl was just downright annoying you plus he wasn’t even planning to leave as he kept talking to the saleswoman.

Putting back the tshirt you were holding, you faced Yoongi as you crossed your arms over your chest and stared at him, waiting until he noticed your eyes burning on his skin and boy he did absolutely feel your stare.

When his eyes locked with yours, you raised your eyebrow and clicked your tongue. Yoongi shot you a nervous smile, quickly cutting of the conversation with the female and made his way over to you. 

‘‘We were just talking.’‘ He said when he stood before you. You just scoffed at that. ‘‘Yeah right. Than why are you mentioning this. I didn’t even say anything. Gosh I can’t believe you like that cheesy stuff. Do you want me to say that to you? I don’t know if I can be that cheesy without getting the chills though.’‘ 

Yoongi hung his head low and you could feel the embarassment radiating from his body. Chuckling, you swung your arm around his waist and lay down your head against his shoulder. ‘’It’s okay sweets. I just don’t like seeing other women trying to steal you away from me.’’ you muttered the last part. your heart clenched at the thought of Yoongi leaving you. 

It seemed he felt your insecurity as he placed his lips against your forehead before pulling you closer.

Hoseok

Oh heck no! You would be shooting this girl looks every second until she couldn’t bare it anymore and leave. You know the J-nope? Well the looks you give are quite similiar to his. The nerve of this girl who just started right out touching your boyfriend while you were standing right next to him had your blood boiling. The other members who were also standing near you, could definitely feel the irritation oozing from you and the eye twitch didn’t really help to calm you down.

‘’Yah!’’ you yelled when the touchy-feely became to much. Hoseok who had been trying to let down that girl gently, jumped when he heard your loud voice. Before he decided to turn his head to you, he gulped knowning already how you were feeling. The grip you had on his arm tightened every time she touched him and well he knew she saw your hand curled around his upper arm but this girl clearly had the nerve to flirt with him right in front of you and his friends.

‘‘Please if you turn around now, I will forget what you just did so you can leave with your dignity still intact. I must say, you’rd one daring woman I will give you that however. Dont. ever. touch. my. man. again.’‘ you finished. stepping closer with every word that left your mouth as you were now standing face to face with her. 

‘‘Oh really? A person can’t belong to another person.’‘ she shot back at you. 

‘‘Ýou’re right. but I’m still the one who is going home with him. And guess what? I have to make sure your traces on his body will be replaced with mine and the only thing that will drip from his lips is my name.’‘ you smirked when you saw the shock in her eyes and couldn’t help but scoff when she dramatically threw her hair over her left shoulder and walked away. 

The others had their mouths hanging open in shock. The cute and innocent y/n… just said that? Well you weren’t one to fight with people but they shouldn’t mess with him. and Hoseok? Hoseok couldn’t be more proud plus the words that you just spat at that girl had him feeling very very excited. Biting his lip, he grabbed your hand and pulled you with him out of the building, ready to put those words into action.

Namjoon

He is a handsome man, Of course there will be women falling for his feet where ever he goes. What can you do about it? That’s right not much. You could show them he is with you but that won’t stop them. So you did what you do best and that was sulking as you sadly sipped your milkshake, watching how the girls behind the counter all had their attention on him. 

You rolled your eyes when you heard them squealing, almost sure Namjoon had just thrown the english into the conversation. 

‘‘Namjoon-ah!’‘ you called his name, having enough with them oggling him. You were alright with a bit of flirting, it’s human nature and well he was great with his words. That’s how he got you. You weren’t really proud how easily you fell for his words but you were glad you did ‘cause he was amazing. He respected you. 

Turning around at the sound of your voice, he send you one of his heartmelting smiles. ‘’I’m coming babe!’’ He responded as he turned around again to say his goodbye’s to the ‘very friendly’ workers. 

Once he slid down next to you in the booth and slung his arm around your shoulders, you shrugged him off, still a bit hurt by his actions. 

‘‘y/n?’‘ he questioned. 

‘‘Could you tone it down a bit next time? I.. I don’t really like you showing of your charms to other women.’‘ you softly confessed while you played with the straw. 

Namjoon eyes widened at that, a slight pain entered his heart. He hit himself on the forehead for being so insensitive towards you. He forgot how it must have looked to you when he was talking to that girl. Quickly grabbing your shoulders he made you face him. 

‘‘I love you and I’m sorry. I would never replace you sweetheart. You’re really really the best that has ever happened to me. I can’t imagine a better girlfriend than you. Your love, your patience, your soft heart… it’s so rare, those girls don’t even come close to you. Can you forgive me? And please don’t hold back. If you don’t like something, just tell me okay?’’

He gazed in your eyes, waiting for an answer.

‘‘Okay.’‘ you nodded and soflty agreed with his words. He just smiled. Gently holding your cheeks, he pecked your lips and pulled you closer to him. 

Jimin

The cold wind didn’t help to cool you down as you were fuming, stomping your way to the car. He went too far. It wasn’t innocent fanservice anymore. How could Jimin let her do that blew your mind. Hand around her waist? You didn’t mind that but her hand on his butt? Woooaaaa that was… woaaaa. 

Unlocking the car, you threw open the door, jumped in and slammed it close. Sticking the keys into the ignition, you brought the car alive.  Before you could back up and drive away, the door was thrown open. 

‘‘Jimin, fuck off’‘ you said as you tried to close the door again but he didn’t let go.

‘‘No I wont fuck off y/n…. Please it isn’t what you think it is’‘ he sounded desperate but right now you did not care and you couldn’t help but laugh at what he said. ‘‘Come on Jimin. Are we going to play like this?’‘ you finally looked up at him while turning the engine off. ‘‘You let her touch your butt Jimin! It is exactly what it looked like!’‘ 

‘‘No it’s not! Well yes she did but you already walked away when I slapped her hand away! I didn’t like it y/n! I did not!’‘ Jimin pleaded. He fell down on his knee before you, grabbing your hands and held them against his chest. 

You bit your lip when you felt how his heart was beating fast and how his beautiful brown orbs shined with tears. Swallowing your pride, you pried away your hands which caused him to grab them again in panic. ‘’Y/n..’’ his voice cracked and a tear escaped their prison. 

‘‘Jimin, sweety…’‘ you sighed. Climbing out of the car, you also crouched down, now facing him on the same height as you once again took back your hands but before he could snatch them again, you pulled him in your arms, rubbing his back and shushing sweetnothings in his hair. ‘‘I’m sorry.. It’s just that.. It hurts to know that so many people would do everything to just be by your side and I am afraid they will succeed one day thus leaving me behind, shattering my heart. I don’t want to get jealous everytime a fan or a woman walks up to you eventhough I know you’re with me. I mean not all fans are like that, most of them are really sweet and kind but what just happened, I just can’t help the green monster that growls from within. I’m sorry too for reacting so quickly. If I just had waited a couple of seconds.. I can’t say I forgive you since you didn’t do anything wrong so I believe you Jimin. I believe you.’‘

‘‘I love you so, so much y/n. I really really do. I couldn’t even look at another woman, ‘cause you’re the only woman I see. You have my heart.’‘

Taehyung

‘‘It’s for the music video, It’s for the music video’‘ is what you repeated over and over again, looking at the girl and your boyfriend hugging eachother passionately. ‘‘But they aren’t freaking shooting so why are they hugging eachother huh?!’‘ 

‘‘y/n. please calm down. They’re practicing since the director said they had to because it didn’t look real. ‘‘ Jungkook explained while patting your back. ‘‘Ha! well do they have to hug eachother every second. Look! she pulls him in again!’‘ you wheezed, seeing them in a hug once again. 

‘‘Well we all know how handsome Tae is and… he turns heads everywhere he goes, so I guess this girl is taking her opportunity to be this close to him since she wouldn’t have a reason otherwise. Plus she is confident. She knows she is beautiful’‘ Jungkook told you casually while playing a game on his phone. 

You looked at him shocked. Not believing he told you this so easily. ‘‘Well fuck you Kook. You are really helping, thank you for your opinion. Not!’‘ annoyed you walked away, not wanting to see any skinship with those two and so you shuffeled towards the food table, ready to stuff your mouth. That was one thing you absolutely hated. You always seemed to find comfort in food. Well in every circumstances you always went to food. Stress? Eat. Sad? Eat. Bored? Eat. Annoyed? Eat.

You spat out your food when you suddenly was pushed forward, arms squeezing your tummy tightly. ‘’Baby!’’ Taehyung’s cheerful voice greeted you as he snuggeled you while you were still coughing up bits of food from the sudden shock. Once you calmed down, you turned around and gave him the look. 

‘‘It’s kind of cute you’re jealous. But.. you don’t have to be. It’s just for the music video. I mean yeah she went kind of overboard with the practicing it was getting uncomfortable but it needs to look real on screen ya know. Anyways, you know I like you very very very very much. Besides you’re the one that gets unlimited hugs from me. Not her. This is all for you, I keep it healthy and nice for you.’‘ he finished, wiggling his eyebrows and smirked. Rolling your eyes, you took a muffin from the table and stuffed it into his mouth.

‘‘Now hush. Who even said I was jealous?’‘ you huffed and walked away, trying to hide a smile because hotdamn he was cute. It was hard to stay mad at him.

Jungkook

You weren’t really the type to fight and you never imagined being in a fight but here you were, rolling over the floor with the b*tch who managed to unlock the demon inside of you.

It all started when you were standing with Jungkook at the front door waiting for the other guys to come out, ready to grab some food when suddenly the door near you opened and she walked out. Already feeling irritated you tried to ignore her as she began to talk to Jungkook but once those words slipped from her filfhty mouth you just couldn’t let it slide past you. 

‘‘Say that again. I dare you?’‘ you spoke up, pushing your boyfriend gentle aside so you could see her clearly. She laughed. ‘‘You heard me. I said. Why don’t you dump that whore and come inside.’‘ and she took a step closer. 

‘‘Y/n.. please ignore her.’‘ Jungkook tried to get between you two. 

‘‘Tsssk. You really think you are a whole lot, don’t you? Why don’t you get you a man for yourself and leave mine alone.’‘ you pushed him aside once again, hands itching to show her for once and all she needed to stop. For several weeks she has been trying to get Jungkook in bed with her which was dumb, cause Jungkook is a faithful man with standards. ‘‘Psssshhh I think I can show him a good time since he is getting bored with you. Once he get a taste of me, he wouldn’t leave.’‘ the girl laughed, walking past you, slamming her shoulder into yours and gripped onto Jungkook’s shirt. 

It was done. She has done it. The only thing you saw right now was rage so you balled your fists and smacked her right on her left cheek. She screamed, stumbled backwards and ended up the ground. ‘’Why are you such a b*tch. You don’t take what’s someone else. Didn’t they teach you that? Should I teach you? I really don’t mind teaching you, you don’t fuck with other people relationships.’’ 

‘‘Y/n. Please stop. You know I would never.’‘ Jungkook told you as his hand tried to get yours but the woman on the ground jumped at you, causing you both to fall on the ground. After that everything was a daze. The screaming, the pulling, the other guys who came to see what was happening when they heard the commotion and tried to pry you of off eachother. 

‘‘I can’t believe you fought. For me at that.’‘ Jungkook sat down next to you on the bed, placing the ice pack gently onto your eye. ‘‘I have to admit it was pretty hot. You looked so badass.’‘ you saw him biting your lip and felt his hands fumbling with the clasp of you bra. 

‘‘Not now Jungkook. My eye hurts.’‘ you pouted, letting yourself fall down on the bed. ‘‘But you know, I would never do that to you right? You’re everything I want. I love you.’‘ he whispered, pulling the ice pack away and sofly placed his lips on the soon visible bruise

[canaryatlaw]

Well today was overall fine, accomplished enough I suppose and nothing went too terrible. Woke up around 1:30 (bless) which was glorious, ate some cocoa krispies (note: whenever I say I ate breakfast on one of these posts it means I ate cocoa krispies. I always eat cocoa krispies) then got ready and took my little cart thing out and hopped on a bus to make a target trip. There's no route directly there, so I either have to walk a bit east then hop on a bus a bit south, or hop on a bus a bit south and then walk a bit east, lol, and I did the second today. I needed to make the target trip because this week I was actually out of sodastream gas canisters, which are actually what powers my life so I had to get the refills of those, along with a few other random items like, mouthwash. Of course I raided their dollar section (that is really their $3 section at this point, but oh well) and couldn't help but buy like 3 candles and more string lights for my room cuz they're cheap and cute and I don't care, lol. Did some basic food shopping, what I'll need for dinner tonight and the next week or so, and heavy cream if I ever get around to making caramels like I want to at some point. Wandered around the store a bit after that, spent a solid 10 minutes contemplating their underwear selection and trying to decide if I wanted to try something other than the exact brand size and style I've been wearing for like, ten years because everything else rides up and makes me uncomfortable, and ended up deciding to just go with it (for the record, I have tried other stuff over the years, and been unhappy with them). I looked through their pajama selection and really wanted this cute summery set of a gryffindor tank and shorts but it was 98% polyester so there goes that idea. They had a few other things but nothing all that great. I did dare venture over to the clothing section for a few minutes, and got a cute tank top and a pair of sporty leggings that I'm hoping will stay on better while I'm working out (I've noticed lately, mainly when I'm like, in the middle of working out, that whatever sweatpants I'm wearing have a tendency to fall down) then finally headed to check out. Walked a bit back and then had to wait for way too long for the bus but I didn't want another half hour of walk, so I waited. Got home around 5, put my stuff away and started working on the project for about two hours. I was working on perfecting the mission and vision statement as well as working on the portion about future plans for the org. That was hard because like, I want to turn in this plan for this nationwide org with community centers everywhere but like, this is a plan we're making to start a nonprofit lol, not an idea for an already established one, so I had to do some rewriting of my original concept and then think of things to add to the future developments beyond more community centers in different cities. Then I worked on a smaller portion about my experience and how it makes me equipped for the job, which put me just at 11 pages, so not bad. I'm still trying to figure out how I'm gonna handle the actual presentation, cuz like there's very specific parameters set out in the paper for what there needs to be in it, but the presentation is just based on the paper, it doesn't say what exactly, and he's said several times he doesn't want us just reading from a paper, but also saying he doesn't care about PowerPoints or stuff like that- just that we're familiar enough with the material to talk about it confidently and not need to read straight from our notes. So I may make a presentation cheat sheet of major points at some point tomorrow that could be helpful. Basically the presentation is supposed to be us pitching the idea of the nonprofit to potential finders, for them to decide if they would want to fund us or not. I think I have a good amount of info about programs and such set up, I need to do the more technical elements of setting up a board of directors and everything, and actually figure out a budget (which I probably won't include in the presentation but will need for the paper, and God am I not looking forward to doing that) and other tying up factors. But I think I'm in a good spot and I should be able to pull everything together tomorrow for my presentation Monday. At 7 I stopped because I wanted to make dinner. I've been having this issue lately where I'll make my big meal on the weekend but then not want to eat it during the week for whatever reason and end up throwing most of it out which I really had doing, so I thought I'd try to do something I know is good and that I'll want to eat, so I did this cheesy chicken broccoli and rice thing that's fairly easy to make and also tastes way better than you would expect it to lol so hopefully that will do the trick for during the week. After I finished cooking I sat down on my couch to watch some tv, and found out training day had started about 5 minutes prior (it was like, 8:05 at this point). I never keep track of when my shows actually air, so sometimes I'll turn on my tv and find out one of them is actually on). So I caught up on that pretty quickly and watched it. Somewhat of a meh episode for me, not that I didn't like the plot because I did, I think I just missed Katrina Law's character because she was in like, one scene. But that was fine. I didn't have anything else recorded so I went back over to 24:Legacy which I ended up watching for the rest of the night and finishing, and I have to say, by the last 3 episodes I was all in on this in true 24 fashion, finally feeling it like I did with the original show and oh, how I've missed that feeling. It took a while to get there obviously, but it was worth it because those episodes were fantastic. Spoilers ahead, obviously, but I was sad they did end up killing Rebecca, though that much should've been obvious once Sims or whatever his name was did his little speech about after this she would be like a war criminal. But I was sad because I gained so much respect for her character over those episodes, like what a fucking BADASS she is to take on a hostage negotiation like that and just totally call their bluff when he life was on the line, like holy crap she was just killing it. I loved it when her and Eric just went rogue, that finally felt very 24, with its rogue agents receiving unofficial support from CTU. Even Keith (I learned his name and have stopped calling him zoom guy!!!) was pretty awesome in the end of definitely did his part, something not always true for past CTU directors. Of course there was massive incompetence in letting terrorist #1 escape, but that was clearly just because they needed it for the plot, not that it would actually happen like that. I have to talk about the ending with the girl and Eric and Tony though. TONY. My bby. First of all, hearing him utter the words "I have to help CTU" made my little fangirl heart so happy because even after all of this he was going to help them and it just ahhhh <3. With the showdown at the house I was just like, yelling the whole time STOP FIGHTING YOURE FRIENDS YOU JUST DONT KNOW IT so I was pleased when that basically happened lol and of course Tony was like uh yeah of course go take the kid and save Rebecca. This girl though, and Eric protecting her, broke my fucking heart. Like yes, I know, this is all fictional. But that poor little girl. She was so little, so entirely innocent, and treated so horribly by the government that it was abominable. Seeing Eric being so gentle and kind to her was perfect, and that scene where they're waiting for the helicopter and she's telling him about the names of the flowers and the trees had me in like, tears just out of the sheer preciousness of the scene, like, holy crap, it was such a poignant and well done moment that stood out so well from all the violence and terrorism going on around it. I very much enjoyed that, and of course seeing that the girl was in fact safe. They obviously set themselves up for a second season, but I still of course protest to having a 12 episode season of a show called 24 when the entire damn concept is it happens over 24 hours, lol. Also, I freaked out when they time jumped the last 15 minutes because HEY, THAT IS SO AGAINST THE RULES. YOU MADE THE RULES, AND THERE ARENT THAT MANY OF THEM, BUT YOU JUST BROKE A MAJOR RULE AND THATS NOT COOL, MAN. Lol. I'm not sure what to think about John and what he's gonna do now, but it would be interesting to see him as president next season (though tbh I'll just be sad Rebecca isn't there with him because she's just such a badass character I can't help but miss her). But yeah, clearly I had feelings about all of that haha as you can see from all I just ranted. But yeah, I finished that and started getting ready for bed and now it's late and I should go to sleep, so I'm gonna do that now. Church in the morning, then we'll see. Goodnight friends. I hope you sleep well.

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I know the WWE tried something similar but i was thinking, the only way to get me to actually watch football is if we threw out the physical contact rulebook and dressed everyone up like thor and let them UFC fight their way to a goal. See this is why i was thinking this, football, to me, is worthless boring hyped up waste of time to watch (for me, for you football might be god, i dont care what you do.). Sure the imact shots are cool but what are you doing really, bumping into eachother, running from large men that want to put you on the ground, and throwing balls around. That might be your definition of manly, but ive seen videos of jihadists showing their dedication to allah by striking themselves on their own backs with sharp ass swords effectively splitting their backs wide open til you can see their shoulder blades and muscles and tendons and idfk why anyone would EVER do that to themselves but when compared to dudes that need to dress up in as much armor as master chief to bump into eachother, football is not my definition of "manly". So, Lets compromise cause self sword slashing is fucking insane. UFC, Boxing, id add professional wrestling in there but my image of a man isnt accompained by a script. (Again, wwe may be god to you, and i dont care what you do, but it bores me.) Now these are contact sports where people get some seriously knarley fuckin injuries. You could die. You could fucking die. Fighters go in the ring, knowing that they can die. Even people have died in the wwe. You are engaging in life risking behavior. But its not sword slashing insane. Now. I have a really good rationale for this, hear me out before your allergy for reading takes hold and you TL:DR me because you dont respect me as a person and would rather fill your time out by reading something kanye west said in an interview about how much he's godlike. So, first of all, football requires its safty equipment because rugby scares the shit out of people that prefer to make millions of dollars and continue looking like they fell from mt. Olympus. And i think that that is unacceptable. You are making millions of dollars to appease us, you only exist because we want to watch you put your body through extreme bouts of training and display your success in the form of competition. You belong to us. Back in the biblical days we would take giant men and make them fight to the death for entertainment, now we pay them an unforgivably unporportionate amount of compensation, and they have the fucking nerve to ask for safty pads? Now i know what youre thinking, maybe football players dont want to wear pads and the soccer moms forced pads on them because they're afraid that their kids will imitate what their fathers are throwing steel toed boots around when their team loses for, and get hurt. (On that note, prioirities people, fans screaming and jumping up and down and threatening the safty of their family because the giants lost the ball somehow is acceptable but doing sports without pads isnt. Please check your fuckin prioirities ). And all of this is okay, i get it, totally, you don't want your top stars to catch a case of broken neck and lose your team millions of dollars but if it gets permitted to run rampant we'll be playing football by sitting down at a very large oval table and discussing what they plan on doing to the other team and voting on who has the best probability to win. Or table top roleplay, which, i assure you that roast is brewing too. And essentially nobody wants to make sports that boring. Cause a broken ankle is okay so long as beer is being sold and every january we get some cool commercials. But dont you dare risk taking that player away from us. No. Fuck that. Police are spraying down people with mace that have done nothing more than standing in a place and commanding they demand change. We send drones with bombs to third world countries and indiscriminately explode the fuck out of whoever is in the way. The worldwide highest grossing movie of current times displays a cancer scarred man riddled in digusting scars using everything from guns to his own broken bones to mame and murder dozens of henchmen to get to the guy who made him ugly. Don't pretend that violence isnt the most important thing to entertaining americans and don't you dare pretend that youve never stated "if i see a clown in the woods i'm going to beat the fuck out of him and kill him for being scary, cause something that is scary is also synonymous with life threatening and i must murder it." fuck you. Youre in love with violence. I am, you are, that girl masturbating to tentacle monsters is. Just stop lying. Youre ready for this. Okay. UFNFL Ultimate Fighting National Football League. No pads. No restriction on contact (besides serious shit like eye gouging, intentional murder, weapons, i mean is it inconcievable to adopt boxing and ufc and apply those rules as safty restrictions? I think we can do this) No limit to beginning or ending a fight (hire 50 refs to run out and try to separate the fighters, but lets say if the red colored team guy gets the blue colored team guy to tap out, the blue team guy has to sit in the box of shame until the game is over.)(and when the blue team runs out of players they have to forfiet, so they get plenty of backup players but are limited to, lets say 50 men? We don't want each match going on for eternity, id rather slash my back with a sword then dedicate more than 16 hours to a specific event. ) Anyway, in this vision, the game is still football, but now theres brawling, now theres people fucking other people up, and not only are they proving to us that they are worth the money that they're getting paid, but we are loving watching them reap carnage, just like the nature of our soul demands. So you will have penalties too. Any additional fighters on the field fighting more than a one on one scenario, congratulations you have 10 seconds to remember whos fucking slaves you are and get off the dude youre flat out murder punching in the valor of fairness or esle you are indefinitely banned from this sport, go back to college guest visits and inspirational commercials because you are fucking banned. And now, NOW and only NOW would it be FUCKING excusable to give every player a fucking participation trophy. *drops mic*