#idk why i strongly dislike locusts and grasshoppers

[noroi-amaraciune]

Btw i found this massive locust on my way home after work

My coworkers ask me why I keep walking home at midnight after closing hours if it takes me one hour and a bit to get back.

Bro, you don't understand that every step I take I see cool insects, geckos and rats, and random critters. That is purely for my own enjoyment. There are no people. Only the creatures and I. It's dark, and I listen to my silly tunes.

This is the enrichment I get in this enclosure of a life. Let me have it.