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#like. cmon man idk
sludgeguzzler ยท 3 months
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Every so often tiktok shits itself and your fyp will just be completely filled with people screaming and crying about something saying it's "so gross!!1 so depraved!!!11" and you'll look into it and it's like. Kink. Like somehow something kink related accidentally entered the mainstream and now everyone is freaking about something like eternity collars saying it's disgusting and weird. (This is sarcasm) Like yes keep up with the kink shaming idiot its not embarrassing at all, yeah it's tootally fine that you keep advocating to remove these "weird sex freaks" from society for their depravity. Oh you're also queer?? Wow that TOTALLY doesn't make it worse. It's genuinely baffling how people will say this and then not question themselves when confronted ab it
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jirachuuu ยท 1 month
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Donโ€™t even try to deny๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†”๏ธ
Weโ€™re both going home satisfied๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ,
letโ€™s go for it just for the night๐Ÿซฃ
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sixoclocker ยท 6 months
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hi (makes starlo a red giant star early)
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hey lol (steals all of his hydrogen EARLY so heโ€™s FUCKED UP and RED instead of a MAIN SEQUENCE STAR and he canโ€™t NUCLEAR FISSION!!!!)
hereโ€™s an extra doodle
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he can talk in full sentences but a lot of the time itโ€™s just too taxing along with everything else he has to worry about
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luck-of-the-drawings ยท 8 months
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my TWO FAVORITE THINGS IN THE WORLD, VAMPIRES N COWBOYS... deacon keller is SUCH a fun character, hes charming and funny but ALSO formidable and STRONG when he feels he needsta be. i hope him and arthur can get a chance to talk more and be better friends. l ike really good friend s. . like. like really good f. hangon i gotta go i think i hauve rabies.
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi suckening#jrwi suckening spoilers#deacon keller#arthur bennett#OOUGUGHHAAOGUguguhh i feel so cringe whenever i ship two characters. like theyre not even REAL#why cant i be more 'hyperfixated' on getting bitched or something. CHRIST. anwyay i want em to hold hands or smth. yknow. freak stuff.#SO DEACON KELLER!! HE OVERHEARD ARTHUR TALKIN ABT THIS PLACE GETTING ATTACKED.. WE SAW HIM APPROACHING#AND THEN THE WHOLE FEAST PORTION OF THE PARTY HAPPENED N HE GOT STUCK#BUT HE KNEEEWW HE OVERHEARD ARTHUR SOMEHOW!! i just think thats neat. hes dedicated to protecting his people. hes respectable!!#GOD he doesnt even have that much screen time but i LOVE HIMMM n his silly lil shadow steed named Sunshine.. like cmon.... ugh.....#hes sweet n hes funny and he CAARES about the things hes in charge of on some levels. he certainly does his best to look after his own.#god idk what else to write here other than how much hes been on my MMMIND lately. the doctors are still running diagnostiscs#i just think hes so neat... also i think its funny that hes afraid o snakes. OH YKNOW lemme just talk abt my damn art. first o all this too#SSSOOO LONG. WEEKS EVEN.IVE BEEN WORKIN ON IT SINCE EP 5 WAS ON PATREON.it was sposed to be justa buncha doodles but then it Evolved#idk man...cowboys are just so cool...especially w VAMP POWERS..fastest shot in the west for a REASON BABY...n with the red smoke#n the glowing eyes..CMOn thats so cool i hadta get my visions into reality. the eyes were inspired by the music video for RATTLESNAKE (kglw#that where the IM THE SERPENT lines come from.lyrics from tha song.ooh yeah i love kglw so much...i also have other hidden messages here#i like to hide things...ALSO ALSO. I HAD SO MUCH TROUBLE W SO MUCH O THIS. the two bits with arthur n deacon biting eachother. AGONY#POSES ARE SO HHARRDDD SAME WITH THAT doodle o arthur slammin deacons head into the ground. WEEKS to get that pose RIGHT. I BLED SO MUCH#OHH AND GUNS???COWBOYHATS?? HIS GAY LIL JACKET? W THE DANGLIES?? AGOONYYY IT TOOK SO LONG TO PERFECT IT..especialy guns. OUUUHH#i also dont draw mustaches enough... which sucks bc im weak for a good mustache... BUT i think im doing pretty well on that.#it was hard but yknow what!! i think i did good! i rly like how this all turned out!! EXCEPT FOR THA FUCKIN RIBBON BOW THING I FORGOT TODRA#IN THE TOP RIGHT... THAT I JSUT NOTICED...its fine its fine i dont care that much. this is good enough to FEAST upon so im content n happy.#anyway i gotta leave ina few hours to start TRAINING for my NEW JOB!! CHEER FOR ME!! TRUCK IS A BLACKJACK DEALER NOW!! IEAAAHHH BABYYYY!!!!#thanku for reading my weird lil scrolls i bury beneath my posts. if u leave tags i WILL absorb them. and feel joy.
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brosif40 ยท 1 day
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Hes so silly I love him
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outletcrash ยท 2 months
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the joker and harley quinn!
in my universe they are best friend crazy crime clowns with a thing for tall, dark and mysterious individuals with a warped sense of justice.
also these two (and ed) are constantly doing costume changes hell yeah
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ghost-bard ยท 1 year
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Omg ppl are finally noticing how Not Goodโ„ข๏ธ q slime is this is a real yippee moment (hes been in an obvious downward spiral) (he wanted to move on but couldnt) (and ppl keep bringing up shit that wasnt his fault) (and it takes for him to physically deteriorate for ppl to notice) (i am very normal about this character i swear)
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boycaca ยท 1 month
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I think its somewhat telling that the gnosis was placed inside the shouki no kami rather than scara containing it in his chest the same way that venti did with his gnosis. I get that its probably more so because scara needed a much grander body for his god form and the electro gnosis just so happened to be at the centre of itโ€ฆ but i cant help but think of it as the games way of telling us that he truly is not fit to contain the gnosis, even in peak form when all his powers are unleashed, he still needs to build a whole new body as the gnosisโ€™ vessel, that the so called โ€œheartโ€ he thought was rightfully his would not actually make him satisfied or fulfilled, as it seems to be the embodiment of all of scaraโ€™s obsessions
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cheemken ยท 4 months
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Some Vertin thoughts I have, but do you ever think she and Matilda had this talk after seeing each other again?
I always imagine Vertin just coming up to her and hugging her, and Matilda being so flustered tried to push her away until she feels Vertin shaking like a leaf. Vertin's trying so hard to talk to her, saying she was so glad, so so glad Matilda backed out during the breakaway plan, cause she can't handle the thought of losing Matilda that night too
I think there's so much unexplored potential for these two. Like yeah, Sonetto regretted letting Vertin and the others go that night, but do you think it haunts Matilda too? That maybe she could've tried to talk them out of it, maybe then she and Vertin would still have their friends around
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sunsetsandsunshine ยท 2 months
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AAAHHH REQUESTS ARE OPEN!!!!
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So proud of you for powering through your requests and wips of your own!!! You did SUCH A FANTASTIC JOB AT BY THE WAY!!!! oh my gosh!! Your creativity inspires me A HECK OF A LOT EMERY! ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™
I thought I'd might as well send you a request! (No pressure, and absolutely no need for a rush!)
Maybe something that is Halloween themed for rottmnt? Maybe they're decorating for Halloween and Mikey or Leo seems to have a disagreement with certain decorations that the rest of the Hamato brothers seem to have no problems with? Resulting in normal brother banter, but it soon turns into one of them declaring a "tickle fight"?
One of them could be like "how about we settle this with a tickle fight!" and since Mikey or Leo is the only one who has a disagreement with the decor, one of them just get ganged up on, and eventually it rules out to them loosing since it's literally a 1v3? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
I don't know! I just thought of it, but of course no pressure in writing it if it's too confusing! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™
~ย ๐™ฒ๐š˜๐š›๐šŠ๐š•๐š’๐š—๐šŽ ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐šŠ ๐š™๐šž๐š–๐š™๐š”๐š’๐š—ย ~
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โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿงก ๐™ต๐š’๐šŒ ๐š›๐šŽ๐šš๐šž๐šŽ๐šœ๐š๐šŽ๐š ๐š‹๐šข: @saturnzskyzz โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿงก
ยทฬฉฬฉฬฅอ™๏ผŠ*โ€ขฬฉฬฉอ™โœฉโ€ขฬฉฬฉอ™*หš๐™ฐ๐š†๐™ด ๐š‚๐™ฐ๐šƒ๐š„๐š๐™ฝ ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’—!!! ๐š„๐š ๐™ฒ๐™พ๐™ผ๐™ฟ๐™ป๐™ธ๐™ผ๐™ด๐™ฝ๐šƒ๐š‚ ๐™ฐ๐™ป๐š†๐™ฐ๐šˆ๐š‚ ๐™ผ๐™ฐ๐™บ๐™ด ๐™ผ๐™ด ๐š‚๐™พ ๐š‚๐™พ ๐™ท๐™ฐ๐™ฟ๐™ฟ๐šˆ ๐šƒ๐™ท๐™ฐ๐™ฝ๐™บ ๐šˆ๐™พ๐š„??? ๐™ธ๐šโ€™๐šœ ๐šœ๐š˜ ๐š๐š•๐šž๐šœ๐š๐šŽ๐š›๐š’๐š—๐š ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐šœ๐šž๐š›๐š™๐š›๐š’๐šœ๐š’๐š—๐š ๐š๐š˜ ๐š‘๐šŽ๐šŠ๐š› ๐š–๐šข ๐šœ๐š’๐š•๐š•๐šข ๐š ๐š›๐š’๐š๐š’๐š—๐š ๐š’๐š—๐šœ๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ๐šœ ๐š™๐šŽ๐š˜๐š™๐š•๐šŽ ๐š ๐š‘๐šŽ๐š— ๐™ธโ€™๐š– ๐š˜๐š—๐š•๐šข ๐š—๐š˜๐š  ๐š‹๐šŽ๐šŒ๐š˜๐š–๐š’๐š—๐š ๐šŠ ๐šœ๐š˜๐š™๐š‘๐š–๐š˜๐š›๐šŽ ๐š’๐š— ๐™ท๐š’๐š๐š‘๐šœ๐šŒ๐š‘๐š˜๐š˜๐š• ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿพโ€ฆ! ๐™ฐ๐š—๐š ๐šข๐š˜๐šž ๐š›๐šŽ๐šš๐šž๐šŽ๐šœ๐š๐š’๐š—๐š ๐šœ๐š˜๐š–๐šŽ๐š๐š‘๐š’๐š—๐š ๐™ท๐šŠ๐š•๐š•๐š˜๐š ๐šŽ๐šŽ๐š— ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ๐š–๐šŽ๐š ๐š๐šž๐š›๐š’๐š—๐š ๐š•๐šŽ๐š๐š’๐š ๐š–๐š’๐š-๐™น๐šž๐š•๐šข ๐š’๐šœ ๐š“๐šž๐šœ๐š ๐šœ๐š˜โ€ฆ๐šข๐š˜๐šž ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพโ€” ๐šŠ๐š•๐šœ๐š˜ ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐™ฟ๐™ท๐™พ๐šƒ๐™พ ๐™ฑ๐š๐™พ ๐™ป๐™ผ๐™ฐ๐™พ?! ๐š‚๐šŠ๐šŸ๐š’๐š—๐š ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐š‚๐™ฐ๐š…๐™ด๐™ณหš*โ€ข ฬฉฬฉอ™โ€ขฬฉฬฉอ™*โœฉ๏ผŠยทฬฉฬฉฬฅอ™
๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—๐š›๐šŽ: ๐™ต๐š•๐šž๐š๐š
๐š†๐š˜๐š›๐š๐šœ:ย ๐Ÿธ,๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿพ
๐™ป๐šŽ๐šŽ: ๐™ป๐šŽ๐š˜ ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ’™ย 
๐™ป๐šŽ๐š›: ๐š๐šŠ๐š™๐š‘ ๐Ÿขโค๏ธ, ๐™ณ๐š˜๐š—๐š—๐š’๐šŽ ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ’œ ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐™ผ๐š’๐š”๐šŽ๐šข ๐Ÿข๐Ÿงก
๐š‚๐šž๐š–๐š–๐šŠ๐š›๐šข: ๐šƒ๐š‘๐šŽ ๐™ท๐šŠ๐š–๐šŠ๐š๐š˜ ๐š‹๐š›๐š˜๐š๐š‘๐šŽ๐š›โ€™๐šœ ๐šŠ๐š›๐šŽ ๐šœ๐šŽ๐š๐š๐š’๐š—๐š ๐šž๐š™ ๐š๐š˜๐š› ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ๐š’๐š› ๐š—๐šŽ๐š  ๐™ท๐šŠ๐š•๐š•๐š˜๐š ๐šŽ๐šŽ๐š— ๐š‘๐š˜๐š–๐šŽ ๐šŠ๐šŽ๐šœ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ๐š๐š’๐šŒ (๐š‹๐šŽ๐šŒ๐šŠ๐šž๐šœ๐šŽ ๐š’๐šโ€™๐šœ ๐š๐š˜๐š๐šŠ๐š•๐š•๐šข ๐™พ๐šŒ๐š๐š˜๐š‹๐šŽ๐š› ๐š›๐š’๐š๐š‘๐š ๐š—๐š˜๐š ), ๐š‹๐šž๐š ๐™ป๐šŽ๐š˜ ๐š’๐šœ๐š—โ€™๐š ๐š๐š˜๐š˜ ๐š๐š˜๐š—๐š ๐š˜๐š ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐šŒ๐š‘๐š˜๐š’๐šŒ๐šŽ ๐š˜๐š ๐š๐šŽ๐šŒ๐š˜๐š›.
(๐™ฐ/๐™ฝ: ๐™ณ๐š˜๐š—โ€™๐š ๐š‹๐šŽ ๐š๐š‘๐šŠ๐š ๐š๐šž๐šข! ๐šƒ*๐šŒ๐šŽ๐šœ๐š ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐™บ๐š’๐š—๐š”/๐™ฝ๐š‚๐™ต๐š† ๐š‹๐š•๐š˜๐š๐šœ ๐™ณ๐™ฝ๐™ธ!!!)
T๐šŠ๐š๐š๐š๐šœ๐šœ๐šœ๐šœ: @shut-up-jo @someone1348ย  @itzsana-kiddingmenowย 
@giggly-cloudย  @savemeafruitjuiceย  @rice-cake-teen10
@titters-and-tingles @veryblushyswitch @tmntalways ย @mistyandsnow
๐š†๐šŠ๐š›๐š—๐š’๐š—๐š๐šœ: ๐šƒ๐š’๐šŒ๐š”๐š•๐š’๐š—๐š, ๐šŒ๐šž๐šœ๐šœ๐š’๐š—๐š ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐š–๐šŽ๐š—๐š๐š’๐š˜๐š—๐šœ ๐š˜๐š ๐™ท๐šŠ๐š•๐š•๐š˜๐š ๐šŽ๐šŽ๐š— ๐š–๐š˜๐šŸ๐š’๐šŽ๐šœ ๐š•๐š˜๐š•. ๐™ธ๐š ๐š—๐š˜๐š—๐šŽ ๐šŠ๐š›๐šŽ ๐šข๐š˜๐šž๐š› ๐š๐š˜๐š›๐š๐šŽ, ๐š๐š˜ ๐š๐š’๐š—๐š ๐šœ๐š˜๐š–๐šŽ๐š๐š‘๐š’๐š—๐š ๐š๐š‘๐šŠ๐š ๐š’๐šœ ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿพโœจ
๏ผŠ*โ€ขฬฉฬฉอ™โœฉโ€ขฬฉฬฉอ™*หš๐š‚๐š™๐š˜๐š˜๐š”๐šข ๐šœ๐šŒ๐šŠ๐š›๐šข ๐šœ๐š”๐šŽ๐š•๐šŽ๐š๐š˜๐š—๐šœ ๐šœ๐š™๐š˜๐š˜๐š”๐š’๐š—๐š ๐šž๐š™ ๐šข๐š˜๐šž๐š› ๐šœ๐š™๐š’๐š—๐šŽ ๐š˜๐š› ๐š‘๐š˜๐š ๐šŽ๐šŸ๐šŽ๐š› ๐š’๐š ๐š๐š˜๐šŽ๐šœ ๐š“๐šœ๐š“๐šœ๐š–๐šœ๐š“๐š๐š‘๐š‘ ๐šŽ๐š—๐š“๐š˜๐šข!!!หš*โ€ขโœฉโ€ขฬฉฬฉอ™*หš๏ผŠยทฬฉฬฉฬฅอ™
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โ€œMove it to the left! Noโ€ฆyourย otherย left! โ€ฆDonnie, I just said yourย other left!!!โ€ Raph yelled.ย 
โ€œI donโ€™t haveย 'an other left!'ย Are you trying to tell me that you want me to use myย rightย hand?!โ€ Donnie asked, irritation abundantly clear in his tone.ย 
โ€œNO!ย Iย KNOWย WHAT I SAID!!! WHAT Iย WANTย YOU TO DO IS USE YOURย OTHER LEFT!!โ€ Raphael basically screamed.
โ€œI. DONโ€™T. KNOW. WHAT. THAT.ย MEANS!!!โ€ Donatello screeched back.ย 
โ€œOh for crying outโ€”โ€œ The eldest sighed, โ€œGive it here.โ€ The taller turtle snatched the Coraline themed paper cut outโ€™s from his younger brother, getting tape and sticking them to the wall.ย 
Raph stepped out a bit, looking at where he had placed the paper cut outโ€™s before letting out a huff of satisfation, putting his hands on his hips, โ€œSee?ย Now was that so hard?โ€ย 
The purple banded turtleโ€™s eye twitched slightly, turning to his older brother and giving him a quickly glare as he put the excess decorations away, โ€œYou used yourย right handย to place that decoration,ย dumbass.โ€ย 
The eldest blinked in confusion at his brotherโ€™s statement, doing an L-shape with both of his fingers as a small embarrassed blush appeared on his cheeks, โ€œI see...โ€ย 
The young scientist rolled his eyes fondly, shaking his head as he threw away the remainder of the paper, โ€œYou seeโ€”โ€
โ€œI aham stopping youย rightย there.ย Please dohonโ€™t Dhar Man lihife lesson me right nowโ€ฆโ€
โ€œYou seeโ€ฆโ€ The softshell continued, his grin widening as he heard a loud groan come from his older brother, โ€œYou shouldย alwaysย listen to your immediate younger brother because he is justย soย intelligent and justย soย far beyond the usual intellect of the average fifteen year old.โ€ย 
The red banded turtle nodded his head, trying his best not to laugh at his brotherโ€™s silly anticโ€™s.ย 
It was currently October and there wasย lotsย of spookiness in the air. Although it was literally just theย 1stย dayย of October, there was still freshly new spookiness in the atmosphere.
More or less, anyway...
The turtle teenโ€™s were setting their lair to be aโ€ฆsort ofย Halloweenย themed aesthetic.ย 
Did their Dad know they were basically re-decorating the whole lair? No. But heโ€™ll just have to deal with it.ย 
Last yearย they did The Nightmare before Christmas.
The year beforeย thatย they did the Corpse Brideโ€ฆ
โ€ฆAnd, wellโ€ฆyou get the idea. The rat man should be used to this routine by now.
The two eldest turtleโ€™s looked at each other for a minute before bursting out into small laughs, chuckling at each otherโ€™s ridiculousness, โ€œOkahayโ€ฆremind me tohoย neverย doho ahanother Dhar Mann impression.โ€ Donnie giggled out.ย 
โ€œAhalright, Dhahar Mann fam.โ€ The eldest snickered as the two youngest turtleโ€™s entered the living room.ย 
โ€œEw.ย Why did we choose Coraline as this yearโ€™s Halloween theme again?โ€ Leo muttered, squinting at the choice of decorations in a disgusted manner, โ€œI meanโ€ฆthe blue hair and pronouns girl?ย Loveย that.ย But canโ€™t we just save that one for Pride month or something?โ€ย 
Raphael put a hand over his mouth, turning around and trying not to laugh as Donnie and Mikey looked at the red eared slider in confusion.ย 
โ€œThatโ€™s Coraline, you idiot.โ€ The box turtle muttered out.
โ€œWaitโ€ฆTHATโ€™Sย Coraline?! What about the lady with the spider arms and looks like Jim Carrey from The Mask?โ€
Raphael loudly wheezed in the background at his brotherโ€™s genuine confusion, clutching his side and holding onto the kitchen counter for dear life as he laughed.
โ€œThatโ€™sโ€ฆThatโ€™s her Mom, man.โ€ Mikey said.ย 
The slider blinked in awe before letting out a long sigh, โ€œWhateverโ€ฆโ€
The blue banded turtle went to the wall, taking off some of the Coraline cut outโ€™s that Mikey put up and replaced them with Charlie Brown ones.ย 
โ€œCharlie Brown?ย Really?โ€ Donnie deadpanned as he crossed his arms.
โ€œYes!โ€ Leo said, โ€œItโ€™s the Great Pumpkin! He rises out of the pumpkin patchโ€”โ€œ
โ€œWeโ€™re familiar with the tale, Nardo.โ€ The second oldest interrupted, โ€œButโ€ฆjust why? You seriously want to put up an imaginary pumpkin over Coralineโ€ฆ?โ€
โ€œYes.ย Yes I do.โ€ย 
The scientist just rolled his eyes, going over to help Raph who was currently dying of laughter on the floor, โ€œYou do you brother of mine.โ€
โ€œOho I beg to differ.โ€ Michelangelo seethed, going up to his immediate older brother, โ€œI worked hard on those Coraline paper cut outs! You canโ€™t justโ€ฆreplaceย themย with some pumpkin from the 1960โ€™s!โ€
Leonardo looked at his youngest brother up and down, โ€œโ€ฆYou bought these from the dollar store and just dumped glitter on it.โ€ย 
โ€œEXACTLY!ย DO YOU KNOW HOWย HARDย IT WAS TO EVENLY DISTRIBUTE ALL THE GLITTER ON EACH CORALINE PIECE?!โ€
Leo hummed in acknowledgment, trying to take off more of the decorations but was basically jumped by Mikey to the floor. The two youngest playfully fought with each otherโ€™s arms, both of them trying to get the upper hand in the play-fight. โ€œHehey heHEY!ย Gehehetย ohoffย of me yohou overgrown frog!โ€ Leo giggled out.ย 
โ€œOh dohonโ€™tย even,ย Leheheon. When yohou wear glahasses yohou look lihike that oddly proportioned 'brohother' of ours thahatโ€™s aha disgrace to ahall turtle-kind.โ€ The box turtle said smugly.ย 
โ€œโ€ฆARE YOU COMPARING ME TO THAT UGLY ASS FRANKLIN GUY?!โ€
โ€œI AM AND WHAT ABOUT IT?!โ€
โ€œOho youโ€™re done. Done.โ€ Leo growled, trying to get the upper hand but was pinned down by the youngest pretty quickly on the ground. The orange banded turtle grinned in triumph, brutally attacking the other by tickling his underarms.
Leo let out a loud squawk in surprise, pushing at his brotherโ€™s wrists as he clamped his mouth shut. He shook his head back and forth, trying his absoluteย bestย not to satisfy the youngest in his attack.ย 
Donโ€™t laugh. Donโ€™t laugh. Donโ€™t laugh. Donโ€™t laugh.ย Donโ€™t. fucking. laugh.ย 
โ€œWoah.ย We left for, like,ย 5 minutes tops.ย What happened?โ€ The purple banded turtle asked as him and the eldest walked into the scene up-roaring in front of them.ย 
โ€œLeo said my Coraline paper cut outs were cheap and ugly!โ€ The youngest dramatically whined, wiping away a tear before skittering his fingers along the sliderโ€™s ribs.ย 
Okay, wellย first of all:ย Leoย neverย said that. Did they look cheap?ย Yes.ย Did he think that the DIY decorations looked cheap?ย Ohoย absolutely.ย 
But the fact of the matter was he never said itย out loud!ย Heย thoughtย it but he neverย saidย it.
โ€œDamnโ€ฆhe hasnโ€™t started laughing yet? He would usually be squirming like aย drunkย mermaidย right about now.โ€ Raphael mused, poking Leo in the side repeatedly as the second youngest closed his eyes shut. โ€œWe know you wanna laugh, Leo~!โ€ The eldest sing-songed.ย 
The second youngest let out a soft snort, continuing to shake his head as his legs kicked behind Mikey. Donatello raised an unamused brow, sitting down and lightly grabbing the sliderโ€™s right ankle as he tickled his heel.
โ€œPFFTAHAHโ€” *snort*ย dahAHAMMIT!โ€ Leo screeched as he finally let out a laugh whilst stomping his free foot on the floor. The three teens tormenting their brother smiled at the long overdue flood of giggles and snorts that was escaping the sliderโ€™s mouth.
โ€œThere it is~!โ€ Raph cooed softly, tickling under Leoโ€™s chin as the second youngest blushed slightly at the tease. โ€œGOHO *snort* AWAHAHAY YOHOU AHASSโ€” *snort*!!โ€ย 
โ€œGASP! Oh no you didย not.ย Cussing us out now? C'mon, Nardoโ€ฆyou know better than that~!โ€ The second oldest mused, using his spider arms to hold the blue banded turtleโ€™s ankles in place as he tickled all over his feet. Leonardo laugh raised an octave at the sudden action, squirming underneath the youngest more frantically.ย 
The blue banded teen snorted loudly, his hands flapping on the floor which absolutleyย meltedย the otherโ€™s hearts, โ€œGUHUHUYS S-STAHAP! IHIHITโ€” *snort*ย EHEHEHAH!!!ย IHIT TIHIโ€” *snort*!!โ€ย 
โ€œAweโ€ฆitย tickles?ย Is that what youโ€™re trying to say~?โ€ Mikey asked mischeivously, pinching Leoโ€™s hips mercilessly. Raphael grinned, holding the sliderโ€™s arms up as he tickled his stomach and sides. โ€œDoes iiiiitโ€ฆtickleย here?ย Orrrrโ€ฆwhat aboutย here? Here?ย Andย heeeere~?โ€ The eldest asked as he unpredictably switched from tickling the blue banded teenโ€™s stomach to his sides, definitely making sure to leave the leader in blue in stitches.
โ€œY'know, Leeโ€ฆyou could get out of this situation more easily if you just apologized.โ€ The young scientist commented.
โ€œFAHAHโ€” *snort* FOHOR WHAHAโ€” *snort* WHAHAT?!โ€ Leonardo asked through his laughs.
โ€œWhat do you meanย 'fohor whahat?'ย For insulting Mikeyโ€™s precious art and calling it cheap!โ€ Donatello said as if the answer shouldโ€™ve been obvious.ย 
โ€œBUHUT IHI DIHIHIDNโ€™T!!! HEEHEEโ€™S A *snort* LIHIHIAR!!!โ€
All the other turtleโ€™s gasped dramatically, ceasing their attack momentarily as the box turtle glared at his brother playfully, โ€œOho Iโ€™m sorryโ€ฆI didnโ€™t quite hear you.ย Whatย did you just call me?โ€
The lime-green eyed teenโ€™s heart dropped at the fake sweet tone his younger brother was speaking in, he hugged his middles as more frantic giggles poured from out of his mouth, โ€œN-Nohoโ€” *snort* NOHO! Ihiโ€” *snort* I-Ihi dihidnโ€™t meeheean IHIT! M-MIHIKEY WAHAHAIT!โ€
โ€œAndย now youโ€™re laughing at me.ย You must think this isย funny,ย huh?โ€ The orange banded turtle asked as he effortlessly pushed Leoโ€™s hands aside as Raph casually held them up again. The eldest used one hand to hold Leoโ€™s wrists together but wiggled his free hand near the second youngestโ€™s neck.ย 
The blue cladded teenโ€™s eyed widened, silently praying toย Godย that he wouldnโ€™t go to the golden gates early because of what was about to happen to him.ย 
Donnie hovered his hands over Leoโ€™s knees as Mikeyโ€™s hands innocently and gently traced over his immediate older brotherโ€™s sides. The lime-green eyed mutant gulped, glaring at Mikey as the youngest happily glared back.ย 
โ€œAnything you wanna say to me, Leon? Anything in particular?โ€ The box turtle asked.ย 
โ€œF-Fuhuhuck. yohou.โ€ Leo giggled through gritted teeth.
After that extremely rude remark, the brotherโ€™s wasted no time tickling the second youngest into oblivion. Donnie tickled underneath his knees, Mikey scribbled his nails against the sliderโ€™s sides as he blew raspberries on his stomach, and finally, Raph tickled his neck as he held up his arms.
A pretty smart tactic if you ask me. A mean one? Ohย 100%,ย but at least it was effective.ย 
Leonardo let out a screechy vulture-like scream before falling into loud bubbly cackles. The slider shook his head back and forth once more, squirming as best he could in the position he was in.ย 
โ€œAweโ€ฆโ€ Raphael chuckled out, letting go of his brotherโ€™s wrists to let him flap his hands happily on Michelangeloโ€™s arms.ย 
โ€œSTAHAHAP!! PLEHEHEASE *snort* IHIHITโ€™S *snort* TOOHOOโ€” *snort* NAHAHAH!!!โ€
โ€œBuhut Ihi want my apology!โ€ Mikey giggled.ย 
โ€œMIHIKAHAโ€” *snort*!!! SHUHUT IHIHIT!!!โ€
โ€œDonโ€™t youย dareย disobey me, Coraline~!โ€ Raph snickered, using both of his hands to tickle the crooks of the second youngestโ€™s neck. Leoโ€™s adorable laughter became wheezy as happy tears slowly started appearing in his eyes, โ€œDAHAHAHโ€” *snort* RAHAHโ€” *snort* PLAHAHA *snort*ย EEEEEE!!!โ€
โ€œIHIHIโ€™M SAHARRY! IHIโ€™M SAHAโ€” *snort*! GUHUHUYS!!!โ€ The slider snorted as he scrunched up his shoulders.ย 
Mikey hummed in thought, blowing a raspberry on his immediate older brotherโ€™s ribs, โ€œAre you apologizing for insulting my crafts or are you apologizing for cussing us out?โ€
โ€œBAHAHโ€” *snort* BOHOTH!ย BOHOHOTH!!!ย PLAHAโ€” *snort* GUHUYS!!โ€
โ€œOkahay okayโ€ฆโ€ Michelangelo giggled, gesturing for his older brotherโ€™s to stop. The red eared slider mutant layed limp on the floor, curling in on himself as his brotherโ€™s sat next to him. The art loving turtle wrapped his brother in a tight hug which the second youngest couldnโ€™t help but melt in through his tired giggles.
โ€œAre you guys alright?! I heard screaming.โ€ April quickly said as she walked into the lair, carrying a grocery bag full of candies and treats. The mutants almost immediately perked up at the sound of their sisterโ€™s arrival, going over and attacking her in huge bear hug.
The small human giggled at the gesture, hugging her brotherโ€™s back. โ€œIโ€™ll take that as aย 'weโ€™re fine and not dying a gruesome death.'โ€ She concluded as she got out of the hug to put the candy bag down on the kitchen counter. โ€œI meanโ€ฆwhy was there screaming, though? I honestly thought you all were getting brutally murderedโ€ฆโ€
Donnie raised a brow, looking over at his twin, โ€œWanna give April the inside scoop of what went down, Nardo?โ€
โ€œIโ€™m good.โ€ The red eared slider said as he stuck a tongue out at his older twin, which the purple banded turtle hadย no problemย copying back.
โ€œLeo said my decorations were cheap and ugly.โ€ The youngest said with dramatic flair, pointing at his Coraline cut-outโ€™s. Aprilโ€™s eyed widened in shock, biting down her lip as he nodded, looking away from her youngest brotherโ€™s creation. โ€œIt looksย great,ย Mike.โ€ She giggled out, going to the kitchen counter to take out the candy as she was happily followed by Raphael.
โ€œWoahย woah!!!ย Getย backย here! Iย heardย that laugh, Riri!โ€ The orange banded turtle screeched, following along the elder siblings to the kitchen as he was followed by the middle siblings.
In all honestyโ€ฆperhaps the Coraline themed Halloween decor wasnโ€™t theย worstย ideaโ€™s Leoโ€™s brotherโ€™s have had.ย 
Leonardo could always make a Great Pumpkin Halloween theme next year.
But that did not stop the leader in blue from sticking the pumpkin sticker he had on his pouch on the youngestโ€™s shell without anyone noticing.
Well, besides Donnieโ€” who chuckled lighlty at the gesture as the two twins made their way to the kitchen.
ยทฬฉฬฉฬฅอ™๏ผŠ*โ€ขฬฉฬฉอ™โœฉโ€ขฬฉฬฉอ™*หš๐™ต๐™ธ๐™ฝหš*โ€ขฬฉฬฉอ™โœฉโ€ขฬฉฬฉอ™*หš๏ผŠยทฬฉฬฉฬฅอ™ย 
(๐™ฟ.๐š‚.: ๐™ธ๐š ๐šข๐š˜๐šž ๐šŽ๐š—๐š“๐š˜๐šข๐šŽ๐š ๐š๐š‘๐š’๐šœ ๐š๐š’๐šŒ, ๐š™๐š•๐šŽ๐šŠ๐šœ๐šŽ ๐š›๐šŽ๐š‹๐š•๐š˜๐š!!!)
#Rottmnt tickle#Rottmnt tickle fic#Rottmnt tickle fanfiction#Lee!Leo#Ler!Raph#Ler!Donnie#Ler!Mikey#All jokes aside this did help me get in the mood for Tickletober ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ป#Which I DO plan on doing ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿพโœจ#Donnie is apart of the Dhar Mann fam guys cmon itโ€™s literally canon#Also Leo loving Charlie Brown is also canon bc why not ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—???#Itโ€™s totally not bc anytime I write Leo I 100% projectโ€ฆ#Whaaaaat ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซโ€ฆ? ME??? Oho I would N E V E R#We need more fics of Don and Raph just hanging out man ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”#They are sososo silly AND underrated as a duo#Nickelodeon when I catch you Nickelodeon ๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿคบ#Also you guys know Franklin right?????!!!!#That ugly ass turtle that looks like heโ€™s been taking coke since birth#I hate him#Like Iโ€™m being so deadass you all donโ€™t understand#Turtle my ass that thing is an armadillo ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ#Not to insult Arthur by saying that ily Arthur Iโ€™m just saying ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ#Maybe when I get more comfy with posting my art on here I could draw my concept of the lair in the Coraline decor ๐Ÿค”โ€ฆ#Idk just a thought ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿพ#I fought through war zones to post this fic AHHHHH#Tumblr is being a glitchy glitch but ur girl got it ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ#Hope you like this Saturn ๐Ÿฅน#If you donโ€™t I will cry and that IS a threat#โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿงก
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unnecessarilygrandiose ยท 1 year
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me seeing everyone talk about how great it is that isaac is bringing more asexual rep to tv while completely forgetting that he's also aromantic and that the word aromantic was probably uttered for the first time ever in mainstream television: this is absolutely fine๐Ÿฅฒ
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aroace-poly-show ยท 2 months
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people who complain about fandom gender and sexuality hcs annoy me tbh. โ€œif the creators wanted more queer characters they would have said soโ€ have you considered thatโ€™s not the point the point is itโ€™s just fun!! itโ€™s fun to assign your own traits to characters so you can see yourself in them!! itโ€™s fun to come up with gender headcanons and play around with how the character would present themselves!! itโ€™s fun to assign characters orientations and come up with how they define themselves!! itโ€™s fun to not even come up with context and story around it and just say theyโ€™re trans or gay or lesbian or non-binary or a xenogender or aroace or whatever!!! it can be fun!!! live a little!! goddamn!!
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butchdykekondraki ยท 5 months
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would it be like. rude. to say that i wished people would stop bringing up feminine trans men on my post that is specifically about being a masculine trans woman. is that mean. it feels mean.
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jessoloslemons ยท 7 months
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Branch, desperate: john! I cant believe im doing this but- I need help-
John Dory: whoa whoa! Slow down Bitty B- ofc! Whatever you need!
Branch: *sighs*i need advice- regarding my relationship with Poppy-
John: ohhh- yikes. Uh- you see- I'm not the best guy for you to ask that-
Branch: I know! I know. I usually ask Bruce or Floyd- but they aren't here. And you are. So- c'mon!
John: *flashbacks to countless failed relationships, messy breakups, and heartbreaks*
Also John, internally: ah, shit.
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autistic-daydreamer ยท 10 months
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I believe each of the og foxfire kiddos are allowed to go batshit crazy and in fact should.
Fitz and Sophie especially since they're like,, the closest to slipping and have every right but lowkey wanna see Biana and Dex just go "Yeah murder"
Keefe should be the only one that doesn't because he's tired
And Marella who's technically apart of the og group is also there going "wtf"
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jingledbells ยท 2 months
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people saying fiddauthor is just as bad as billfrd is crazy to me
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