#like… what

[anauro]

I’m sorry what

[yubnubforhire]

I feel like I hallucinated this entire music video

[thesungod]

Funniest part about Riordan's portrayal of Hyacinthus to me is how heavily he's associated with the hyacinth flower. He's holding it in art and it's the color of his eyes and they grow in Cabin 7 and Apollo hugs them... but the modern day hyacinth isn't the flower his myth is talking about: the real hyacinth is actually the larkspur. They're similar (both have the curls and violet hues Hyacinthus was said to have) but only the larkspur has the specific petal markings the myth refers to- they resemble the Ancient Greek word for "alas". It's backed up by the fact that Apollo's sacred stone, which was also meant to honor Hyacinthus, was lapis lazuli. The Pythia was required to wear a necklace made of it, and it matches the color of larkspurs, not hyacinths. Rome interpreted the stone to be sapphire and the flower to be iris, since the Greek term "hyacinthine" is used to describe curls and/or a deep blue-violet hue, so it technically fits. I don't know why everyone got it wrong but I needed Apollo in THO to look around and go hm. These are NOT the hyacinths I made for Hyacinthus

i know you’re joking

[the-woman-who-reads]

The Keke Palmer situation is insane purely for the fact that in his ideal world this man really wanted the general public to shame the mother of his child

[hwalilac]

You're a minor that writes smut? Ew 🤢

1. Did you even look at my “About Me”? Not even sure where you got this from… 😂

2. There is an incredible amount of minors on the internet writing smut. Literally just go on Wattpad. I personally have no problem with 15/16/17 year olds reading or writing smut. Idc but I did the same when I was a kid. Most people did. Minors are not immune to sexual content, nor are all of them asexual.

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[sanguinifex]

You gotta read and watch some old books and films that aren’t 100% modern politically correct. I’m not saying you should agree with everything in them but you need to learn where genres came from to understand what those genres are doing today and where media deconstructing old tropes is coming from.

Also, more often than you might think, they’re not actually promoting bigotry so much as “didn’t consider all the implications of something” or just used words that were polite then but considered offensive now.

Kill the censor in your head.

[aropride]

interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[x0401x]

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

[enemywasp]

I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

[sillyguy-supreme]

white americans when you tell them that the idea of climate change as an impending disaster is a reductive first world perspective because it’s a tangible reality for many in the global south already:

[12neonlit-stage]

you're allowed to discuss and work together, reblog for a higher sample size or something

You have 1 week, good luck!

[sniperct]

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again