#like yeah. stormlight archive.
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getting one fucking package in the mail has reignited my stormlight archive brainrot. take notes kids this is what brandon sanderson books do to a man
#can you blame me tho#it was a sanderson fan stormlight box so like#GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHH KALADIN#anyways#i’m so normal about them#rotating them in my mind#like. just 3d renders of the 4 books. spinning around up there#like yeah. stormlight archive.#i love you kaladin i love you shallan i love you adolin i love you navani i love you renarin i love you bridge 4 i love you syl#fuck you moash#me rambling#i hate how long the series is cause it’s impossible to recommend to any normal person#like hey. you want a book? you want a book that’s over 1000 pages?#how about 4 books? that’s over 4000 pages total? and with a 5th book on the way?#you want that? you wanna read all that?#and they’re like. hm. no i’d rather not thanks
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has kaladin considered medical school in lieu of having a panic attack
#kaladin: having a panic attack#syl: yeah adolin would probably help right now#seriously tho he should go be a surgeon#but like on his own terms#stormlight archive#fin reads stormlight#brandon sanderson#the stormlight archive#cosmere#adolin kholin#kaladin stormblessed#rhythm of war
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continution of stormlight au 14, where kaladin keeps it together just a little longer:
Adolin: Storms! So both you and bridgeboy have been radiants—
Kaladin: surgebinders.
Adolin: surgebinders, this whole time? Unbelievable! Anyone else here secretly a surgebinder?
Renarin:
Shallan: I— your cousin. Jasnah. She didn't have a soulcaster. She was one.
Kaladin: Wait. I thought you said she died.
Shallan: Radiants can be killed! She had a sword through her chest!
Kaladin: I mean...I haven't tested that out specifically. But I've been shot a lot. And I was basically flayed alive. Teft nursed me back to life with a few diamond chips.
Adolin: Hah! The assassin did get you with a shardblade, didn't he? And you healed from it!
Navani: I knew it. She's impossible to kill.
Shallan: I— but I sank the boat. Oh stormfather...
Kaladin: I can also survive without breathing a while. 20 minutes easily. haven't timed my limits.
Adolin:
Shallan:
Shallan: I — wait, did you say you were flayed alive? What? Why?
Kaladin: It's — it's how the whole stormblessed title happened. Got strung up in a highstorm.
Adolin: Huh. At this point I was wondering if you got the title talking to the stormfather himself, ha!
Kaladin:
Adolin: ....Bridgeboy?
Kaladin: It. I mean during highstorms sometimes...
Adolin: I swear if you say you thought it was a hallucination I'm throwing you as far as I can. And I'm wearing plate right now.
Kaladin: It— it can't have been real.
Adolin: I'll do it bridgeboy. I know you can take it.
Kaladin: Fine. Anyway. That's how I got the stormblessed name. Sadeas ordered me outside, left upside down in a highstorm. Not fun, but I lived.
Shallan: So... she really could be alive...
Adolin: My captain of the guard, my bethrothed, and my cousin! Ha! Renarin, you'd tell me if you were a radiant — I mean a surgebinder, right?
Renarin:
Adolin: Renarin?
Renarin:
Adolin: Renarin...I...but why wouldn't you tell me?
Renarin (crying): I thought I was going mad. I was seeing things, I could hear screaming from my shardblade...
Kaladin: I hear that too!
Shallan: There's...something wrong with most shardblades.
Renarin: I thought it was...
Adolin (gripping Renarin's shoulder): Brother.
Adolin: I don't think hallucinations are real.
#my au#stormlight archive#stormlight fanfiction#stormlight au#Yeah I think after all this adolins just convinced that there's no such things as hallucinations#Hears about madman raving that he's a herald and is like DAD THATS OBVIOUSLY A REAL HERALD#I mean he's right but#Gets super concerned about death rattles and the family is like um that be too far#until taravangean reveal#Honestly as a reader theres no textual evidence for psychotic delusions that AREN'T in some way related to cognitive realm or God stuff#stormlight au no 14#cosmere#nevertheless cosmere
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a moash trait I don't really hear people talk about is how much the guy will just. ask questions.
he's confused on why kaladin picked him to be a subsquad leader when he had been most vocally resistant to kaladin? he stops and asks him immediately. rock's story doesn't make sense to him? he interrupts to ask about it. fused are acting weird? he just walks up and asks to see a supervisor. dude will always stop to ask questions if something is confusing to him
#maybe this is just a consequence of not having many lines in text and just being a supporting character for the first half of the series#but I like this about him#when he asks about sah's group he even thinks that 'he doesnt expect an answer' and yet he asks anyways#when kaladin asks moash why he obeys him if moash doesnt trust him moash says 'guess im curious' and yeah#you sure are buddy#stormlight archive#moash#oathbringer spoilers#my-storming-posts#moash stormlight
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absolutely obsessed with the shift of reading way of kings AFTER reading oathbringer, and completely understanding where everyone who interacts with Dalinar is coming from.
#when dalinar laments on the senseless killings and everyone is like#yeah you would know#dalinar kholin#stormlight archive#the stormlight archive#fear speaks#cosmere
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I know next to nothing about Hoid except that he's got a lot going on for him but this is the vibes I get from him
#hoid cosmere#hoid#cosmere#my art#phoenix draws#yeah ive only read mistborn. what of it. ive got a glorious friend who's hella into this series and like to infodump to me#and half of its about hoid her specialiest little immortal whos so silly#so sorry for everyone who's followed me for literally anything else. you get hoid post now#stormlight archive
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Kaladin Stormcursed
#my art#kaladin stormblessed#stormlight archive#the way of kings#I'm pretty sure Brandon described him as sweaty and also kinda beefy and like all the girls at the camp came to watch him workout.#yeah he definitely said that#anyways pls no spoil I've only read the way of kings#I'm like 3 chaters from finishing anyways and it's so GOOD#shallan lend me your strength#brandon sanderson#artistatthedisco
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y'all . . . I am maybe becoming a trans woman Kaladin truther
#I've loved all the transfem kaladin fics I've read like#yes! love that for her!!#now I can't stop thinking about my own trans woman kaladin fic#and thinking about all the gender politics in ob#like how much of kaladin's casual sexism is just the ingrained gender roles of 'women do not fight'#(bc I fight and therefore can't be a woman)#why do kaladin's hackles come up when bridge four is gossiping about renarin being too womanly#like yeah he could be a clueless straight man or 🥚#anyway I'm a cis woman lmk if this is out of line but like#trans woman kaladin#stormlight archive#kaladin stormblessed
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Me when I think about mistspren for too long. Specifically Enlightened ones.
#Clarification this is a wip#So sorry for the quality#And yeah this was originally going to be Glys#But it doesn’t really look like him any more#Not that we have a canon shadesmar description but#Yk#stormlight archive#lazy art#stormlight fanart#Glys#Ill tag him in there just bc#Mistspren#Truthwatchers
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on investiture and trauma
so @thephilosophersapprentice made this post about Snapping, and reading it reminded me of my half-baked theory about how being Invested represents different manifestations of trauma - or at least, it's one way that we can explore how trauma manifests
(note: i am not a 17s theorist, this is more about themes in Brandon's stories than Realmatic Theory or whatever)
Anyway. Snapping is a very typical way of thinking about trauma, particularly a singular traumatic event. Like @thephilosophersapprentice says, "Something has left you broken in a way fundamental enough to let the other in, and it becomes normal." I think it's interesting to consider how most of the time, Snapping gives you a single power, something that manifests as a singular expression of a singular event. (Which is not exactly how trauma works, but...)
Meanwhile, becoming a Radiant also requires cracks in your spiritweb - but it seems like becoming a Radiant is much more about smaller traumas that build up over time. Things like Shallan's abusive childhood, Kaladin's time as a soldier and slave - these are things that are ongoing traumas that affect your entire being, the way you view the world. And Radiant orders are about the way you view the world (see: swearing Oaths), which feels very intentional.
Breaths/Awakening kind of fucks with my thoughts a little, but there's still something there... specifically, how losing a Breath (your innate Investiture) makes someone depressed, more susceptible to disease, etc - these are also manifestations of trauma. But then having a lot of Breaths makes you hyperaware of things (perfect pitch, perfect color) - these are framed as good things, but you could consider them to be similar to hypervigilance. And I have friends with perfect pitch who tell me it can be upsetting and overstimulating.
There's a lot more magic systems, I know, and I don't have thoughts on all of them. Some of them might not fit this lens of analysis. But Brandon focuses on these particular magic systems, and Stormlight especially is very much about trauma and recovery, and, well. I think you could dig into a lot more with the relationship between magic & trauma if you wanted to.
#tern talks#cosmere#cfsbf#stormlight archive#mistborn#i don't have a specific thesis for this or anything#but yeah#also i feel like someone indigenous should talk about the Reod and the AonDor and like. generational trauma and ties to the land#that's the extent of my thoughts on it bc i haven't read elantris in forever but that's also something
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Reading Wit's conversation with 'Nomad' in Sunlit man and I'm sitting here like what did you do Hoid. What happened on Roshar. What are the 'events in Alethkar.'
Hoid I love you but if you are the cause of any hurt for my Bridge Four and adjacent guys I will be MAD
#wren reads#sunlit man#sunlit man spoilers#trying to piece things together is fun#theres something homely about roshar beinf Home#like yeah i understood that reference#so true king dirt IS weird#anyway SIGZIL MY BOY#what HAPPENED#stormlight archives#book five is gonna RUIN me#i also love how the word spren isnt mentioned until after this conversation#though if youve read stormlight you pick up pretty quickly thats what aux is#ALSO BRO whyd you break your oath what happened????#are you the only one who did???#he thought wit was kal i dont know how i feel about that aaaah#this is making me wanna reread stormlight#though i might instead do an In Order cosmere read#and catch all the one of books ive missed so far#need to reread dawnshard because i DID read that but forgot most of the signficance
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Love when Dalinar lets himself get stabbed in the gut by a longsword to prove a point let that Kholin stupidity shine.
#dalinar Kholin#stormlight archive#‘he had stormlight.’ shut up.#he’s like hmmmm I need to find some way to let him know he can trust me#I know! he can stab me and then I��ll heal with stormlight.#like yeah it worked I guess but still
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Listening to Words of Radiance and they said something offended Shallan’s “artistic sense” but I heard “autistic sense” and just didn’t question it for like a full minute
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thinking about how fucking impossible it would be to pine secretly after someone on roshar. Like even if we assume that passionspren are only summoned by the most intense love and/or horniness - that's almost worse isn't it? Because you wouldn't be able to laugh it off like 'haha just a passing thought. Whoops again? Hahaha oh I suppose I have a little crush'
Anyway Kaladin doing one of his canonical epic hero glowing stunts with his canonical destroyed/soaked clothing (what. the man is constantly avoiding shardblades and arrows by a hairsbreath and flying around In Highstorms. The only reason he would even have pants at the end of WOR after the everstorm/highstorm fight is because we're following comic book rules- there's no way this man isn't going through clothes faster than James T Kirk - even if he's not his uniform shirt is WHITE and -)
ANYWAY kaladin having one of his Protaganist Moments and like. There is less than than zero time between the 'Oh. Oh.' Moment and Eventual Feelings Reveal because blorbo B is very visibly displaying a personified manifestation of intense romantic adoration.
#Stormlight archive#Kaladin stormblessed#Words of radiance#I've never so contendly accepted and incorporated every possible ship and aroace headcanon into my belief system for a singular character#I'm like the wind#I think it's the combination of#A) literally every person who spends more than 5 minutes around Kaladin falls at least a little in love with him#so that's at least one side that's easy enough to grow upon#And#B) Kaladin loves and wants to protect every person he spends more than 5 minutes around#Distinction between in love and love but like.#Yeah thats enough for nearly any ship ranging from qpr to pwp to be presented to me and me to go hm yeah I can see that#Also? More importantly-#Many ships - hilarious if true#Like the wind I say#Everybody loves kaladin#Nevertheless meta#cosmere#nevertheless cosmere
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saw a moash post and said out loud "he literally told him to kill himself" and my roommate laughed at me bc that's the first thing i had said in two hours
#there's like...moral event horizons and i think convincing someone that they should kill themselves for the betterment of their loved ones#is one of those hard lines#need to reread those scenes for Nuance and better discussion but uh yeah the road to any redemption for that is a long and hard one#that i don't think moash will travel#cosmere#stormlight archive#moash#a skip
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okay but what if Syl had been with Kal for a lot longer and she had seen what happened with Amaram. Give me a fic with a more wary Syl, where Kal manages to keep his status as a Windrunner secret at the end of WoR and only reveals himself a long time after, when the rest of the radiants are inhouse and he has to save Adolin from someone/something
#like yeah sure so much would have to change but also#consider the drama#stormlight archive#adolin kholin#kaladin stormblessed#fic idea i guess
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