#like yeah ok im probably gonna stop hanging out

[thewomanwithmissingfingers]

My mum thinks that the thing between me and a new friend is actually like… a possible fucking relationship, she even was like “i think he could be good for you” likeee WHAT bitch i am fuckin crying inside why is it literally the cliche of trying to get your mentally ill goth daughter to date a nice normal boy for good appearances. hate everything

[fappellmoan]

i dont wanna be a dick and act like i have no responsibility in this but after a point dont u think if all you ever say to ur friend is Omg you never make it out why dont you ever come out with us you bail all the time youre such a flake etc. dont u think that person (me) is like. not gonna feel so inclined to. be there

[feyburner]

This is part of a longer thing I may post on ao3 at some point but here’s some silly little Jaytim texting AU. I use this format as a writing warmup.

EDIT: This has been posted on AO3.

[Unknown] »

Hey. This is Jason. 

I have a favor to ask. You can say no.

« tim

uh

1. i’m aware of how favors work  

2. what is it?

« tim

?

« tim

hey are you like. good

J »

Yeah fine 

Sry. Rethinking this maybe

« tim

what, do you need a kidney or something?

i can’t give you a kidney.

i don’t have any organs to spare.

J »

What ? 

« tim

what’s the favor?

J »

I wouldn’t ask if it wasnt important

I’d ask Roy but hes in star city 

or Kori but shes off world

I tried dickhead but hes in haven. Cant get away tonight

« tim

yeah jason i get it lol

J »

So Im currently in the cargo hold of a private yacht

« tim

what >?

J »

We’re caught in the storm thats hitting the city its a whole thing. 

« tim

are you in the cargo hold of your own volition or did someone put you there

J »

So I dont think I can get back t

No its on purpose

« tim

hang on. you’re in gotham bay right now? in a boat?  

jason this storm is really bad.

it’s already sunk a houseboat and a fishing boat at the marina

J »

I dont think I can get back totown toni

Christ you type fast 

Shut up for a sec. Clam down

Clam*

*Calm fuck me

Thought I was gnna be back tonight but bc of storm its not looking great.

Can you feed my sourdough starter 

« tim

what

J »

4511 overhill apt 6D 

Key under the neighbors mat. 6H

« tim

hey to clarify. “its not looking great” ← what does that mean

J »

Starter is on counter. in glass jar 

Should just need one feeindg. Maybe 2. depending 

« tim

on???

J »

On wwhen I get back?

« tim

so you do plan on coming back

J »

Yeah timothy I’m in a boat not the heart of Mount Doom

« tim

yeah? vaders not there? so that means everything’s fine? 

J »

Did you

jst say Vader

As in Darth

« tim

??? 

J »

Oh my god

« tim

jason are you in peril or what.

J »

No im not in “peril” lol.

Did you see the thing I said about my sourddough starter

It needs to be fed

« tim

wtf is a sourdough starter

nvm i googled it

J »

Its a live bacteria colony you use to m 

Oh ok

Yeah so it just needs 50g lukewarm water + 50g flour

Theres a scale next to the jar

Stir until it looks like hummus

Put lid back on

The end

« tim

the internet says if you put it in the fridge it doesn’t need daily feedings

J »

Sure. But that would mess up my bread schedule

« tim

your bread schedule 

J »

Man are gyou gonna fuckin feed Breadie Mercury or should I find someone else

« tim

im already en route. 

J »

Oh

Ok

Thank you.

Wtf dont text and motorbike  

« tim

how about you dont text and Sinking Boat

J »

Hey its not like I’m gonna cause a boat crash

« tim

i was stopped at a red light 😐

anwyay i’m at your place.

1. why do you not have a security system. when you said key under the neighbor’s mat i thought you were joking. 

2. how warm is lukewarm

J »

1. I’m the security system

« tim

just rolled my eyes so hard it actually physically hurt

J »

God youre annoying

2. ? Its lukewarm

« tim

ohhhhh thanks! that’s so helpful :) here i am trying not to murder your incredibly important bacteria colony that i just drove across town for but no thats great jason very descriptive thanks :) 

J »

Like warm but not too wram, nothing you’d want to take a bath in

Can you fucking

I TYPE SLOW.

« tim

ok.

[Image Attached]

he is fed

J »

Thanks man.

Sincerely.

« tim

so hows the cargo hold going

still intact i assume? 

J »

Mostly ya

« tim

pardon? 

J »

Slight leakage. Nothing major

« tim

oh? are you a boatologist now? 

i dont think you’re qualified to judge that?

J »

Moving right past “boatologist” out of the goodness of my heart.

Chill lol. If it was rly bad thered probably be some sort of alar

Hm.

« tim

did an alarm just start going off

J »

Dont worry about it

« tim

im not. 

did it though

also which yacht? im in the marinas scheduling dtabase

blue miracle, serendipity, carp-e diem? which one

« tim

jason?

« tim

if this is a joke it’s not funny

oh cool you’re not on comms either. great.

hey if youre dead again and i just fed your stupid starter for nothing im gonna be soooo mad just fyi

« tim

ugh.

*

J »

Hey

Thanks again for the

I’m not gonna say “save” bc I was doinf just fine on my own.

But thanks for the backup.

Lmk when youre home

Nope sorry lol you dont have to do that.

Night.

« tim

home

J »

Also I just saw your messaages from

Ah. 👍

From earlier. 

« tim

you mean from when you said “huh, this boat seems to be filling with water” and then disappeared? those messages? 

J »

Those were not my exact words.

« tim

right. your exact words contained somehow even less information 

J »

Shut up

I just wanted to 

You know. Youre the only one who jokes about it

The only one in the family I mean

your family, I mean

The bats.

« tim

? 

the only one who jokes about what

J »

Me being dead

« tim

oh. 

ok. well

its not like. actually funny to me. i was just annoyed. sorry i guess

J »

No thats not 

Tim. Shut up.

I dont mind. I like that one of you does. 

Its better than people talking around it. Like its this big shameful thing I did.

One of many

If I mention it in front of dickhead he does the face

the :~{ face

« tim

wow its uncanny

uh. for the record. 

i don’t think that’s the reason people talk around it

if im correct in thinking that by “people” you mean “one specific person whose name rhymes with Rat Can” 

 

J »

Yeah well

I just

Christ never mind. Im sorry. You are not the person to be sayign this to.

Im gonna shut the fuck up I think. 

Goodnight.

« tim

oh what, you can’t talk to me about being dead bc of that one time you tried to kill me? 

and failed btw :/ 

J »

Tim

Not to be so unchill

But you know how me being dead isnt actaully funny to you

« tim

…got it. sorry

J »

No. don’t apologize to me

Ever

I’m serious 

« tim

like for anything? 

what if i killed breadie mercury 

J »

You didnt. He is thriving

« tim

he is?

wait. really?

you can tell?

J »

[Image Attached]

Hes doubled in size since you fed him.

« tim

whoa

J »

Yup. Thanks again for thattoo.

*that too

Its stupid but hes kinda my son.

« tim

wouldn’t he technically be like, 10 billion sons

J »

He is my 10 billion sons.

« tim

lolol

wow. why am i so pleased hes thriving lol 

J »

Right

« tim

jeez

i was so worried about the water temp

google said lukewarm is 98-105 so i did 98 to be safe

J »

You used a thermometer? 

« tim

your instructions were vague!

i didnt want to kill your bacteria colony!

J »

Thanks Tim.

« tim

? you already said that lol

i gotta pass out btw

glad you didnt die: the sequel in a yacht

that would have been so cringe

night jason

J »

Night

*

J »

You up?

« tim

obviously

why

J »

Could use your eyes on something.

[Image Attached]

« tim

morse code but the dots and dashes are reversed and its spelling backwards in russian, ASTITP AYALEB AVD RTSIRP → PRISTR DVA BELAYA PTITSA → PIER TWO WHITE BIRD

J »

Bc it looks like morse but its not, its kind of scrambl 

Ok jesus christ . 

30 seconds? Seriously? Fuck me

Can I hire you? Jesus lol

« tim

that depends. do you pay more than batman?

J »

The fuck? Does he pay you guys now?

« tim

no.

J »

Then yes. I do pay more than batman.

« tim

how much more

J »

One coffee per codebreak? 

« tim

:\

J »

Two coffees per codebreak

Two and a loaf of sourdough

« tim

sourdough from breadie mercury?

J »

Ya

« tim

done

J »

Damn. I feel like you should have higher standards

« tim

i mean i was already gonna do it for free

now i have successfully negotiated coffee & sustenance 

im on a roll. nothing but Ws 

J »

Ws?

« tim

its young people slang you wouldn’t get it ❤️

J »

I am barely 3 years older htan you.

It could be argued, considering certain events, that we’re basically the same age.

« tim

and yet you text like an old, old man

J »

I do not

Would you rather I texted like “idk brb lmao roflcopter”

« tim

ROFLCOPTER?

oh my god. ohhhhhh jason. oh my god

that is absolutely not what the kids are saying these days. oh my god

J »

Ok you know what. At least I know Mount Doom isnt a Star Wars thing

« tim

? 

oh, is it star trek? 

J »

I’m 99% sure youre antagonizing me on purpose

But have you seriously not read or watched Lord of the Rings

« tim

no i have not.

J »

Hm.

« tim

what

J »

Nothing.

« tim

……….what

*

« tim

did you NARC on me

to BRUCE

about LORD OF THE RINGS?????

J »

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

« tim

WHY DO I NOW HAVE 3 SEPARATE SUNDAY AFTERNOON “HOUSE MEETINGS” BLOCKED OFF IN MY CALENDAR, JASON? 

WHY ARE THEY EACH 4 HOURS LONG?

WHY ARE THEY LABELED “CULTURAL EDUCATION (MANDATORY)”? 

J »

I can’t pretend to know what goes on in B’s mind.

That said, I have reason to believe he and Alfred take lotr pretty seriously.

« tim

its a TWELVE HOUR MOVIE

about GOBLINS

J »

I’m not gonna respond to that bc I know youre just lashing out.

« tim

if youve sentenced me to 12 hours of a movie i hate i’m gonna hack everything you own. 

im gonna mass text the entire cape wearers community the footage of that time condiment king kicked your ass so bad he felt guilty and offered to personally help you out of the mustard pool 

J »

What the fuck

How do you fuckig know about ?????? that???????? 

Not that ithahpened 

What hefuckk ??

« tim

ooooooooo you better hope i love these goblins!

J »

Why are you?? evil??

« tim

you should have killed me when you had the chance!!

sorry.

J »

Its ok. That one was pretty funny tbh.

Oh hm shouldnt have laughed just then. Bad timing on my part

Brb

« tim

uh

« tim

ok…….. getting reports of a “disturbance” at pier two…….. 

« tim

sorry were you texting me *mid-standoff* with the russian mafia

« tim

ugh.

*

« tim

you know tracking your location would be so much easier if i didn’t have to hack into your comm sys every time

luckily your encryption is garbage but still. its 2 minutes of my life i wont get back.

J »

Not sure I recall giving you permission to track my location?

« tim

oh i’m sorry. next time i will simply leave you to go down with a texas oil magnate’s incredibly tacky yacht, or get swiss cheesified by mobsters 

J »

Hey I wrapped up the russians myself 

« tim

yeah? 

J »

…

Yeah….

« tim

so you thought the 12-minute universal signal jam was the act of a benevolent god? 

J »

:-|

« tim

im just saying it would be significantly more efficient if you agreed to a tracker

just one little tracker. you wouldn’t even notice it’s there.

think of all the time and energy you’d save me

J »

I feel the need to point out that you don’t have to repeatedly hack my comms system.

« tim

i mean it’s that or monitor sightings on the gocitizen app

i have an algo that texts relevant pings to me, which is super helpful for when i want an inbox full of random people talking about how hot you are. less helpful for literally every other circumstance 

J »

Uh

What

« tim

how hot *red hood is. to clarify

in their opinion

the people’s opinion

J »

?

« tim

the people of gotham city

J »

The people of Gotham city do not think Red Hood is hot lol

« tim

wait 

i cant tell if you’re being serious

J »

Uh? Yeah Im being serious? Lol tf

Why would they think hes hot 

They dont think Batman is hot 

« tim

o…kay…

huh.

how to… hmm

J »

Like nightwing sure

And the girls. Bc of objectification of women

« tim

oh wow

J »

Red Robin. If i had to guess

But when people see Hood its definitely not… that kind of response lol

« tim

what kind of response, exactly

J »

You know like saying “Hey Hood youre hot” 

« tim

oh, wow. 

okay. ummm

hmm. one sec.

J »

?

« tim

check your email 

J »

Ok…? 

J »

Oh my fucking god.

« tim

yeah

J »

Oh my god?

« tim

yeah

J »

This document is fucking 45 pages long?

« tim

its everything from the past 30 days yeah

J »

The past

Whaht the fuck

Ok some of these people definitely got hit by Poison Ivy.

This is . Tim wtf. I havent even heard of some of this stuff. 

« tim

oof are you on page 14

J »

Im on page 3???

« tim

oh my god

J »

What the fuck

Please please tell me its not like this for Batman too

Tim

« tim

its not like this for batman :)

J »

Ok. Jesus. I would genuinely have to move cities.

« tim

its worse :)

J »

Oh what the fuck

Oh my fucking god page 14.

You get this shit TEXTED to you?????

Ohm ygod. You read this?????

« tim

i mean

no

i glance at it

for security purposes.

i dont like, read it read it

anyway did you seriously not know? haha

J »

No??? Again its not like people tell me

« tim

yeah but

like

theres a certain level of objectivity involved, here

yknow

sorry im trying to find a non awkward way to be like “have you looked in a mirror lately” 

« tim

sorry

that was in fact awkward!

nvm

just let me know if you’d be ok with the tracker. its fine if not

i was mostly joking about the hacking

J (From Work) »

No you weren’t.

« tim

no i wasnt

i dont mind though. its like a brain teaser

anyway im going dark for patrol, later

*

J (From Work) »

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Question. why is the average Gotham citizen a raging horndog 

« tim

oh my god

you know i can tell you searched “red robin hot” right

J (From Work) »

Figured it was only fair

[Screenshot Attached]

This persons got some mad zoom lens skills

I’d think it was you, if it wasnt, yknow, you

« tim

wow. that is certainly a photo of my ass

…a stellar photo of my ass. wow. 

do you have a direct link? i gotta send this to steph

J (From Work) »

goctz.app/user/3824973/post/29348230df3

Haha

I kinda thought you and blondie broke up

back on again?

« tim

no lol we are very much just friends

she has a thing going with someone who shall remain nameless but suffice to say it’s Going

anyway we just send each other gocitizen vigilante ass shots 

its a whole genre

they’re like trading cards

J (From Work) »

Guess everyone’s got a hobby?

« tim

the only rule is no nightwing

J (From Work) »

Do I want to know why

« tim

he accounts for a frankly overwhelming percentage of vigilante ass shots

so its too easy

you’d THINK we’d have a no-batman rule, because ew, but due to the cape and his sixth sense for cameras pointed at him, a qualifying shot is actually extremely rare. 

← only guy who ever managed to take quality photos of batman 

anyway, we put it to a vote. i lost.

J (From Work) »

A vote between you and Steph? 

You lost a 50/50 vote?

« tim

i dont wanna talk about it.

J (From Work) »

Right. 

So what I’m getting from this is you have Red Hood ass shots in your phone.

« tim

no

J (From Work) »

No?

« tim

well

J (From Work) »

Yeah?

« tim

we don’t like, save them

that would be weird

we just notify each other. professionally, as colleagues 

and keep an ongoing points tally

thats all

so i do not currently have photos of your ass in my phone. thank you

J (From Work) »

How many points is my ass worth

« tim

i hate everything about this conversation

J (From Work) »

Its 100% your own fault, answer the question

« tim

if you must know. 

points are awarded based on a series of objective scoring criteria.

J (From Work) »

Uh huh. Like what

« tim

technical excellence

composition. lighting and color balance. 

dynamism 

J (From Work) »

Dynamism…

« tim

creativity

umm

emotional impact

and 

subject matter

J (From Work) »

I see.

« tim

ok i know it sounds bad

J (From Work) »

It sounds fucking hysterical Im near tears 

« tim

but if you think abou

oh

okay, well, great

J (From Work) »

I’ll let you know if I stumble on any more. 

Or is that cheating

« tim

its totally cheating

please do

J (From Work) »

You got it red. 👍

« tim

:)

[teddybeartoji]

thinking a lot of thoughts about bf!gojo :(

he will be the sweetest bf ever.. it's a bit concerning with how attached he is to you, bordering on codependency but he just cant help it he loves you too much :(( everytime youre both together on something like lunch with friends or hanging out the sight of you two is enough to give anyone who spares a glance cavities.. his eyes are so in love and hes always got that dopey smile on his face, his touch is always gentle and caring despite him being a teasing asshole sometimes 😭

and behind closed doors ... dear god this man is INSATIABLE.. always has to have a hand around you and touching you !!!! and his sex drive.. erm.. yeah.. idk i see him as the type to want to do it everyday because he just loves you too much and he doesnt know what to do with himself and all this love he has !!!! theres something sweet about him just always wanting you and wanting to make you feel good eufnhffhehrjfnf

the stark difference between you two being such a sweet couple in public but also .. having seen each other INSIDE OUT quite literally is so hot and cute.. :( that level of intimacy .. :((( BF!GOJO WE NEED YOU !!!!!! ok this has gotten too long im sorry HAVE A GOOD DAY THANK YOU

HIIII MY SWEETHEART I'M SORRY FOR THE WAIT!!!! BUT I'M HERE I'M HERE I'M HERE!!!!! I'M HERE AND I'M FEELING TERRIBLY SOFT FOR HIM AND I NEED TO HAVE HIM IN MY ARMS RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!!!!! i agree with everything you've said nonnie!!!! and i am covering you in kisses as thanks!!!! mwah mwah mwah!!!! wait also!!!!!!!!!!!! more exclamation marks!!!!!! please please please don't apologize for rambling!!!!!!!!!! i will always hear you out!!!!! i want more actually!!!!!!!!!!!! please!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok everybody get comfortable bc i have some of bf!gojo headcanons for you!!!!

his pupils are literal hearts whenever he's with and whenever he's Thinking about you!!!! (i'm saying that his pupils are always like that)(he is simply unable to get you off his head)(he's not even trying)(he's so fucking in love with you).

he's constantly resting his head on your head or on your shoulder. this just came to me. he wraps his hands around your middle and he always gives you a squeeze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and a kiss on your neck. and he probably (read: definitely) smells you. and then hums into your skin. omfg i need to hug him so badly. i am losing my mind here nonnie...

okay and i just talked abt him taking naps with you too, right? and i just can't stop thinking about him always taking pics of you whenever you fall asleep on top of him:(((((((((((((( drooling or not, he's taking the pic!!!!!! AND i truly believe that he has begged (literally begged down on his hands and knees) shoko and suguru, so that they'll take pics of the two of you together aswell!!! satoru has a folder with like a THOUSAND pics of you both just napping together:((( he goes through it whenever he's really missing you:(((((((

ok and he loves taking showers and baths with you. loves, loves, loves. he just wants to sit under or in the water with you, just feeling your skin against him. feeling your heartbeat against him. he likes the intimacy of it all. it's so tender and so soft and so loving and he just wants to do everything with you. he's gonna take a fucking piss with you if you'd only let him.

he loves your smile sm. this is such a basic little concept but he does. nothing else in this sick world brings him as much joy as your smile and laughter. and oh my fucking god his heart feels like it's going to explode whenever he makes you laugh (which is all the time let's be honest he's very fucking funny and he is not afraid of making himself look like a fool just for you<3). he loves it when you laugh at cat videos, he loves it when you laugh at whatever the fuck is playing on the tv and he loves it when you laugh at a joke one of his friends make!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he goes a little insane whenever he sees you having fun with his friends:((((((((((((((((((((( it just means the world to him:(((( and you and the younger ones too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omfg when he sees you coddling gumi and yuuji and nobara:((((((((((((((((( stop, he literally feels like he's going to cry every time i am also crying i can't do this anymore

btw he always swings your hands whenever his fingers are interwiened with yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhh!!!!!!! and he has that big dopey smile on his lips again and his dimples are showing and he's laughing so loudly that everybody is turning to look at you both on the street but you couldn't care any less!!!!!!! how could you when your boyfriend is making your heart grow twice the size it was before and you just feel so giddy and so full of love and you want to kiss him stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he loves spending his morning with you. i actually think of him as more of a morning person actually idk how popular that concept is but yeah. don't get me wrong - he refuses to let you up from the bed for at least an hour after you wake up but he does have a lot of energy. he wants to kiss and he wants to hug and he wants to tickle and he wants you to play with his hair and he wants and he wants and he wants and you will give and give and give!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he's a little lovesick puppy and he needs your attention like he needs air!!!!!

and then he wants you to brush his teeth for him. yes. you read that right. he sits you down onto the bathroom counter and bares his teeth at you like the puppy that he is and HE'S SO FUCKING CUTEEEEEE FUCKKKK CUTENESS AGGRESSION IS SO REAL I NEED TO JUST SQUEEZE HIM A LITTLE AAAAAAAAAAA I NEED TO PINCH HIS CHEEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!! he still looks sleepy and his smile is so fucking big and his hands are resting on your hips, his thumbs are drawing hearts into your skin. and he most definitely kisses you before he actually rinses his mouth.............. and then laughs when the toothpaste gets all over you. it's a mess and he's laughing and you're in love.

he loves it when you baby him. he does ask for it as a joke but when you genuinely do it he gets a little flustered. the tips of his ears always turn into a shade of dark pink and he's looking at you like puss in boots. you know what i'm talking abt. big eyes, fluttering eyelashes - he loves you so fucking much. he loves it when you tuck him in bed, he loves it when you kiss his nose, he loves it when you pinch his cheeks i am biased i just said i want to do that don't look at me, he loves it when you tickle him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAIT STOP HE LOVES IT WHEN YOU TICKLE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! HE WANTS YOU TO STRADDLE HIM AND TICKLE THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF HIM HE WANTS TO LAUGH WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i died

he also loves it when you cling to him. in any way. hands around his neck, around his body, around his arms - it does not matter. he wants you to quite literally climb him like a tree. he loves it when you snuggle into him and when you refuse to let him go. and when you hold his hand and try to stop him from leaving. he's not going to go. it doesn't take a lot for him to give into you. he's folding immediately. he doesn't want to go either. he loves it when you're needy. he loves it when you whine. he loves it when you tease him. he might pop a boner. at everything you do. he just loves you sooooooooooo muchh!!

18+ HE IS INSATIABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS THEE LOVERBOY!!!!!! i think he does like to get a taste of you every single day, no matter whether it's actually having sex or it's eating you out or it's just making out or it's entertaining you with his beautiful slender fingers or it's dry humping etcetcetc. he wants to touch you, he wants to feel you - it's a must!!

i already said it but he loves intimacy!!!! like yeah ofc he likes his freaky sex as much as the next guy (he most definitely likes it more than the next guy) but he loooooves when he can just be in the moment with you!! he's always savouring you - holding your hand when his burying his dick deep inside you, he's snaking his arm around your body as he grinds into you from behind. he's licking and nipping at your skin because he just can't get enough of you. he's sucking on your tongue, he's pressing your hips down against his, he's kissing every fucking inch of your body. i truly think he wants to eat you and he wants to devour you and he wants to merge the two of you together forever<33

okay i have officially melted away... i am a puddle of love Goo... ily nonnie

[pencileraser1]

dead poets society driving headcanons but they're all terrible drivers

(and if they also all lived somewhere with similar roads to where i learned how to drive bc i can be more specific that way. also im not a car guy so all the cars are from real people i've met)

inspired by me learning to drive and being bad at it

neil: drives a stick shift and isn't very good at it. he saved up money working to buy a shitty corolla from probably just some guy and was like yeah i can totally drive a stick lol how hard can it be when asked about that. the guy was like uhh probably pretty hard standard shift is famously not easy to learn. and he was like itll be fine dont worry about it. every time he switches gears it feels like the car is falling apart. he has gotten stuck trying to start the car stopped on a slight uphill incline for like 10 minutes multiple times. half the time when he starts the car he does it way too fast, and he constantly kills it when coming to a full stop. he once flipped his car over when going down a windy road. he is very attached to his car despite this, named it something like gertrude. its constantly full of shit and has a ton of doodads hanging from the rearview mirror

todd: will not drive above 25 mph unless he absolutely has to when around other cars. always takes backroads if he can because he is terrified of the freeway. hell drive at the speed limit on the highway but is gripping the steering wheel for his life the whole time. at the same time drives mountain roads where theres no cars at full speed. goes through windy roads barely braking. scares the shit out of everyone in the car. never comes close to crashing despite everyone thinking they're gonna die. he drives a tiny hatchback that probably used to belong to jeff. hes the only one trusted with neils car despite not knowing how to drive stick

charlie: constantly driving over the speed limit, not looking where hes going, blasting music so loud you cant think. hes always like. i dont understand why everyone is scared to drive with me lolll and then goes 90 in a 25. for some reason. his parents bought him a jeep gladiator

knox: knox is constantly getting lost. has absoutely no sense of direction. will get lost on roads he has been on his whole life. he also forgets to use his turn signal constantly. insists on never looking at a map despite having no clue where he is for as long as possible. it is infuriating to everyone else in the car.

cam: drives a mini van. would be a decent driver if he knew how to come to a gradual stop. unfortunately he just slams the brakes like 75% of the time. he drives with one foot on the gas and one foot on the brakes which does not help. he is usually the main one driving the poets places when they're in a group since he has the most seats. when they have more than 7 someone always wants to sit in the trunk, which cam is vehemently against. he's generally just very tense while driving.

pitts + meeks: pitts drives an old truck, a smaller one that only has jump seats in the back. meeks doesnt have a license so pitts drives him everywhere. because of this if anyone wants pitts to drive them anywhere they either have to take the jump seat or sit in the bed cause meeks automatically gets the passenger seat. as far as everything else goes pitts is ok ish at driving, if kind of jerky, it mostly just sucks to get a ride from him cause he doesn't really have any room. meeks doesn't really want to get a license for several reasons and since he is conveniently always with pitts he has decided he just won't for as long as possible. ideally he never will, and will just use public transit if pitts isn't there.

[kinki-cami]

Nah because i would FLORISH being an independent in affini society

Like first off, im not isolated immediately that brings me up by like 45% like i can go see that forest, hang out with the (hopefully not going to bite me or give me rabies) animals pet some squirrels say hi to the hummingbirds, i can go into public and walk around, id honestly probably start skipping bc thats what ive imagined so far considering i wouldnt be as depressed as i am now

Secondly, FULL customization of what i wear just be able to look how i want without fear, probably wear my denim look but with some extra like, an ACTUAL denim skirt that looks nice, maybe makeup if i was feeling up to it

Thirdly, just exploration. This is pretty much the miscellaneous second of this post. Because theres probably no money (i assume i need to do more research) before i get to that i fuckin love research i would know every fuckin affini custom by year 5, anyway because of presumeably no money, fake shop at the mall bc hell yeah fuckin love the mall its like a mini city, youd go in like you were going to the mall and like fake "check out" with like a fake credit card or something and yahh fun but also id just like go get coffee, possibly some matcha, skip around town wearing heels WITH my denim outfit, looking all fuckin cute, go see the plants (not affini like houseplants like mint) fuck id grow some bleeding hearts, some mint, make sure to pick up plant food, bc even tho i CAN do it in the hab unit, its more fun leaving to pick stuff up, it gives you a sense of accomplishment like "yahhhh i did something today 🥰 (its a crime theres no 'fist pump' emoji, i swear there are more useless emojis than practical ones)" and because i wouldnt be in one location for 6+ hours a day (excluding sleep) i would have time to do things that i WANNA do, like finish that pokemon book that im only on kakuna out of pecharunt. And i could drink my coffee/tea and go to the game store and play magic with peoples or pokemon, i could go play some dnd, write my damn books, skip around in heels bc skipping is happy but i wanna wear heels soo yahhhh

Yeah i may occassionally get harrassed but like if im polite and express boundries im sure theyll leave me alone or at least relatively along

By the way im going based off of the two stories ive read so far aight, so if this is very biased aight. Too bad i need to read more. But also like, i can express myself two 2 stories ok? Like a girl can fantasize anyway back my fantasy

Eventually id want an affini to adopt me but like, god id be pretty happy without drugs theyd need to actively make my life miserable to make me want the drugs, like, damn. Also with the number of times im cursing in this post any and all affini rp blogs are gonna be like "stop fucking cursing little indie" and to be fair i dont like cursing at people the only time i do is when im expressing myself or am pissed off i never call anyone curse words because its mean and i dont like being mean 🥺

Uhh and i think thats all my thoughts god i had Sadistic glee read the bonus chapters of hdg a bit ago anyway gotta gp finish those, then go finish the other one that im halfway through then go read more, if anyone has any not emotionally wrecking stories feel free to send them via asks or something like i dont wanna see characters despairing but i dont mind seeing their personality erased, as long as the struggle isnt super visible or is minimal

[anonstories08]

𝚁𝚎𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚉𝚘𝚛𝚘 𝚡 𝙼!𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜: 𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚢 𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎? 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚐𝚊𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚑 𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐…

𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜: 956

𝙰𝙽: 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 @anystalker707 𝙸 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝙻𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝚈𝙴𝙰𝚁. 𝙸𝙼 𝚂𝙾 𝚂𝙾𝚁𝚁𝚁𝚁𝚁𝚈𝚈𝚈𝚈𝚈𝚈𝚈𝚈𝚈𝚈 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝚃𝙾𝙾𝙺 𝚂𝙾 𝙻𝙾𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙾 𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙸𝚃𝚂 𝙾𝙽𝙻𝚈 𝙰 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃 𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙶𝙸𝚅𝙴 𝙼𝙴. 𝙰𝙻𝚂𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙸𝚂 𝙼𝚈 𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈 𝙵𝙸𝚁𝚂𝚃 𝚆𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚂𝙾 𝙸𝙼 𝚂𝙾𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙸𝙵 𝙸𝚃𝚂 𝙱𝙰𝙳

It was only supposed to be for a few days. The adventure was supposed to be a simple one, so simple not all the crew had to go. Someone had asked the Strawhats to visit a small temple that was at the top of a small mountain and retrieve a relic that was left there (and of course there would be a large reward) The crew had been on the island for a few days, so it didn’t seem too dangerous. The ones who were going was Luffy (obviously), Zoro (again obviously), Robin (…), Franky and Usopp. The rest of the crew were going to stay on the Sunny and either guard the ship or go into town and restock to leave once the group got back. But it had been a week now. when were they going to get back? Usually the crew would trust in each other to make it back safely but it started to take a toll on one member in particular. [Name]. He has never been without his partner for longer then 2 days. And of course, [Name] knew that Zoro is extremely capable, but he keeps getting that nagging feeling that something is wrong. -5 days ago- “Be careful. It looks like some of the steps seem to be unstable.” Robin was at the front of the pack, a small gleam in her eyes showing that she was quite excited to be able to find anything to do with history. The rest of the group was following her as they make their way to the top. “Geez, who knew Robin could be so fast..” Usopp used a stick to help pull himself up the steps, exhausted. Franky side-eyed the sniper because of his exaggerated laboured breathes “You don’t look very SUPER Usopp. Are you sure you want to come with?”   “Y-Yeah! Don’t be scared. Captain Usopp is never tired! He is always…. euagh…” He passed out. “Ok well thats not very SUPER. Hey guys!” Franky calls out to Robin and a stretched Luffy, hanging off of an uncaring Zoro. “Im gonna bring Usopp back to Chopper! He looks exhausted.”   “Yeah, you wanna bring Luffy too? He’s just kinda… melting?” Zoro pokes at the unmoving Luffy hanging off him. “Auhghuhduh…” “Fufufu It looks like the heat is getting to the captain too.” Franky wordlessly moves towards Zoro and peels the captain off of him. “Alright. You too go on ahead. I’ll catch up later.” “Bye.” “Be safe, Franky.”  The pair continue up the steps at their own leisurely pace. Soon they reach the door of the temple. It’s made of cracked cement that has intricate carvings and vines stretched across it. As the wind blows through Zoro’s spiky hair, he feels a presence. It’s unsettling. Something is wrong. He turns towards Robin to warn her but he sees an unsettling sight. Where is Robin?

Zoro is on high alert now. He whips his head back and forth, trying his best to catch a glimpse of the archeologist, but she’s gone. He’s so distracted that he doesn’t even see the person who snuck up behind him. Before he can react, a hand snakes its way around his throat and tightens. Zoro struggles against the grip but a mask is placed around his mouth and he’s forced to inhale a gas. As he slowly stops struggling he sees someone familiar. Is that the person who asked the crew to get the relic? Well fuck… Zoro wakes up in a start. His head is throbbing as he looks around what seems to be a dark room. The first thing he notices is that his swords are not with him. His eyesight slowly fades in and he sees that he has his hands tied behind his back, with the rope connected to a thick metal pole. The rope seemed really thick but Zoro could probably break out of it. Too bad he still feels woozy from that strange gas. He realises that across from him is a knocked out Robin. She has sea stone cuffs on and seems to have been roughed up a bit. Concern floods Zoro as he sees that blood is dripping down her skull and onto the floor below her. “R-Robin..” Zoro’s scratchy voice calls out to the woman. How long have they been here? Robin stirs but ultimately doesn’t respond. That wound is really concerning. He needs to get them out and to Chopper. His head spins slightly as he looks around for any sort of sharp object to cut his ropes. Suddenly, the door slams open and Zoro’s eye flicks towards the light and the person coming inside the dark room. “Well well well. Sleeping beauty finally woke up, hm? Did you rest well?” A tall woman with an almost psychotic grin waltzed inside. Zoro glares at her and asks, “How long have we been here.” The woman narrows her eyes at the swordsman’s question and simply states. “2 days. I have been most impatient and i would appreciate if you would now comply.” 2 days? Thats.. way too long. How would the crew be feeling? How is [Name]? Zoro’s heart aches at the thought of the panic and stress that [Name] must be going through. He snaps back into reality and sees that a plate of food has been pushed in front of him. It looks… questionable? It seems to supposed to be rice and some sort of curry, but the curry has strange streaks of blue in it. No way in hell is Zoro eating that. The woman looks at him as if he’s supposed to be grateful that she’s given him some definitely poisoned food.  How the hell is he gonna get out of here?

[knific]

hi im john! or zero. i'm a LEESBO and i draw stuff : also im multifandom and i switch interests almost monthly. if you follow me for one thing you might not get that.

i'm fifteen and from the southeast of asia. i can speak different languages but i only prefer being spoken to in english lol!

also we MIGHT be mutuals. this isn't my main blog and that was actually a mistake because i didn't know how to use tumblr by the time. if you see you're being followed by some user called epicflowpow then I guess we're mutuals :') that's my main blog that im inactive on! lol! it's hard to explain

byf:

i have bad memory don't expect me to remember anything personal like ur birthday,

i make sex jokes sometimes ok if ur not comfortable lmk and ill stop,

i post what i want, i might post blood, gore, etc. anything i post may be triggering, if you don't like it block me! the only form of censoring you'll get is the tags so get ready to mute a few (ex: cw blood, cw knife, cw suicide)

my social skills suck.. you can try to talk to me but i get very nervous when talking privately and i might say things i don't mean

i am sometimes rude but it's just for fun lol i don't actually mean it,

i don't reaalyyy use tonetags but ill use them when my wording starts to sound a little serious

uhhh i make homophobic jokes because it's FUNNY. im actually a person of the bacon community though so yeah.

i like to cuss my faves out. i will say very very mean stuff about them and I won't state whether it's positive or negative. if you don't like that then you should probably not read the tags sometimes

i ironically use emojis like 😂🥺🥹😜 etc

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dni: i don't have a dni because people are gonna interacr with me anyways. ill block whoever makes me feel uncomfortable and who not (pr/shipp*rs are not exceptions lol ALL will be blocked)

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also i do requests! here are like. rules for my requests n stuff:

i think im most likely to do EVERY request you guys give me, so go crazy! i just won't do it quickly. because im not an art machine

i do any reqs, but i will less likely do/will put for last the oc requests lol :)

okay when I said any reqs i lied: just don't request me taco x pickle loll it's for the sake of some of my mutuals :) i can still draw them hanging out but it won't be tagged as ship or implied ship

i also do any fandom but again i will less likely do fandoms im not in lol

uhh. if im uncomfortable with a ship in particular ill just ignore your req don't bother sending it again or im gonna give you a beating

complicated styled characters are ok but if you wanna give me a first good impression don't send them or you're literally breaking my fingers physically

also comics scare me if you request those too you're also breaking my fingers (it's not prohibited though you can send them but ill cry)

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[howlsofbloodhounds]

Delta anon here again and I am loving these most recent posts. I have many ideas now.

For one, if Color was distressed enough about not knowing how Killer is doing, I feel like Delta and Epic would let him call - under the exception that they are allowed to listen in. Color obviously protests this, but they refuse to budge. Because although they do want Color to recover from the abuse and manipulation he's going through with Killer, they also know how bad his panic attacks get when he thinks a loved one is dead. But the immediate minute Killer starts guilt tripping, one single word about it, one of them physically takes the phone away and hangs up while the other restrains Color from stopping him. No hesitation.

And if he sneaks out? Oh, buddy. You have an engineer for a friend. You bet your ASS that Delta somehow managed to put a location chip on him somehow - phone, hoodie, pocket, you name it. He managed to put it in - and incredibly well hidden. So if Color sneaks out? Once they wake up and realize he's gone, they follow Delta's tracker straight to him.

Obviously once they get Color back (and once Delta and Beta are allowed their time of beating the shit out of Killer and probably psychologically fucking him over a bit, too), they first check to make sure he's ok. Then they launch straight into scolding him for it. Because really, what the fuck? We understand that you're worried for him and that you miss him, but that wasn't ok. You need to be ok with not being able to peek over Killer's shoulder (hypervigilance) 24/7 to make sure he isn't doing anything wrong. You can live without him and he can live without you.

Now this is probably about when Color starts trying to defend Killer, or get out of it somehow. They shut that bullshit down instantly.

Delta calls it as it is. It's abusive, toxic and manipulative. And although Color hates it - deep down, he knows they're right. He won't ever admit it to himself, but he knows that if Delta or Epic were somehow in this situation, he would call it what it is, too.

Epic takes a gentler approach, knowing Delta can definitely speak for the both of them, so he focuses more on making sure Color is ok at the moment and isn't getting too upset. He steps in when needed, but let's Delta do the most of the talking. Because Beta is telling him exactly what to say and how it's abusive. Because unfortunately, poor Beta knows what an abusive relationship is like.

Color, of course, would probably try to flip it - he'd try to play therapist again, asking how Delta/Beta knew about abuse, why did they? Yeah, that wouldn't fly either. That also gets shut down very quickly.

The road trip would last a very long time. The bigger a fight Color puts up, the longer it lasts. And then some on the way back. Because like hell are they gonna be letting Killer near right now. They love Color way too much to just sit on the sidelines and watch him be abused and manipulated by a mass murderer.

Oh hello again delta anon so happy to see you!! /gen

Also may i propose some bits of Ekko vs Jinx for either Cross vs Killer or Delta vs Killer.

cuz like. the exhausted walk, the death glare and sneer, the unhinged giggle, and “ooohhh..look who it is! the boy SAVIOR!” either that or ekko can be murder/dust protecting color & delta all the possibilities. or just good old delta protecting color & epic.

(But for my own sanity im gonna say it doesnt manage to ever come to this type of confrontation. please i cant take it i need them to go back to being themselves!! 😭) (thats a lie i love the drama of it all lmao)

and of course delta put a tracker on color lmao. get chipped idiot.

and like..imagine that color has a hard time putting seeing himself as completely blameless simply because killer made him into a forced perpetrator. and hes like i said that or i did that and i hurt him and delta & beta have to remind him of not only the context surrounding all of it—how killer pushed and pushed and manipulated—but also point out that killer and chara and nightmare had this exact same shit going on.

if color can claim killer wasnt to blame for what chara and nightmare made him do, then how can he be to blame for what killer made him do. breaking that cycle baby hell yeah.

oh i wonder how itll all end. Will it keep escalating, will it just be a period of enforced no contact between color and killer until killers able to get it together. or will color and killer run off eventually.

aw god imagine colors interactions with stage 1. id imagine he didnt have a clue what’s going on really—what would he ever think this was okay? where did the logic come from?—and also id imagine hed have missing gaps between the memories of color comforting him and the memories of color punishing him—why? what happened? whywhy? this cant be real what did he do?

because through it all stage 1 would immediately jump to the conclusion that he did something. he cant say why—he doesnt understand, what was he thinking? he cant connect with his other stage’s logic—and yet theres also this sense of..fear. around color.

which is thinks is fucking stupid hes the reason it even happened at all. and the whole thing sets stage 1 back entire leaps and bounds in his process and he keeps his mouth fucking shut and tries force himself to deal with the guilt and shame and misguided fear and ooh all the drama.

hmm does anyone have any ideas for what happens with stage 1 or what just happens next 🤔

[pasta-in-the-pudding]

Hello :3

Soo...here Is another jeff the killer x reader.⬇️

Femboy! Jeff the killer x reader

😋

GUH FEMBOYS 🫶🫶

(Btw i know there may be some misconception, but when i say femboy, i am writing about a boy, who identifies as a boy, and just likes dressing/acting feminine. Im not using femboy in a transphobic way, and ill never use it that way)

TW: Brief mentions of abuse

Thank you so much for requesting!!

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Femboy!Jeff x reader

I would think that Jeff grew up in a very emotionally abusive household

His parents were trying to mold him and Liu into what they wanted as kids, rather than just letting them expressing themselves and figuring out who they are as people

And so because of this, Jeff never really got to experiment with his appearance until he joined Slender's manor

It started off very minor, with things like dying his hair, getting his ears pieced, and wearing more alternative styled clothes

Since he was just always raised with the belief that "Boys don't wear makeup or dresses because that's feminine" the thought to act more feminine never really crossed his mind

So I think that he would have only recently started expressing that more feminine side of himself

It was probably you who helped him realize he could tbh

You guys would be talking in your bedroom, just hanging out and he'd bring up that he always wanted to try being more feminine in his appearance, because he likes to confuse people as to what he even is

He just likes looking genderless idk

And you were like "Ok so do that. No one's gonna stop you"

He got quiet for a moment before going "Oh yeah...I guess no one will stop me"

Because of his pride however, he would not wear those things in public for a very long time

Only you could see him in his makeup and dresses

But you manage to convince him to just go out with you and have a photoshoot where both of you are dressed as the opposite sex

This makes him feel more comfortable and confident, because if anyone sees him, he will at least have an excuse as to why he is all dolled up

And of course, someone does see him

"Woah, Jeff dude, you look like you just crawled out of Jane's closet"

"I'm doing a photoshoot, fuck off"

You will have to help him with his makeup, because lord knows his ass does not have steady hands

It frustrates him to no end when his eyeliner isn't even

AND OH MY GOD DOES HE LOOK GORGEOUS

HE'S SO BABYGIRL HE'S SERVING SO MUCH CUNT

Anyways, that's enough of that

I feel like he likes to wear really flowy dresses and big trad goth makeup

He doesn't really like skirts unless they're maxi skirts

When he does eventually get comfortable enough to go out in the manor dressed up, he will get many compliments

And if he goes out in public, you will have to herd him away from all the catcalls

His ego gets such a major boost

Good luck not letting it go to his head

Ben jokes around with him, asking what his drag name is and when he'll be able to bring home money from RuPaul's Drag Race

He's a silly guy, your honor <333

[bingoboingobongo]

task force 141 + holiday traditions

Characters: Simon "Ghost" Riley, John "Soap" MacTavish, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, John Price, Alejandro Vargas, Rodolfo "Rudy" Parra

Warnings: none

A/N: buhruh the hardest thing abt this series is finding gifs istg

john price:

okay so i feel like price's favorite holiday tradition is watching the nutcracker

fhhdhshs ok this is like a super duper random headcanon that's gonna go off on a tangent here and if ur a possessive price girly maybe u won't like it but oh well

but i can see price like at one point having a small little relationship with some other lady whatever she's kinda irrelevant ngl

what matters is her child

omg that sounds bad wait lemme finish

what im trying to say is that the ex's child danced in the nutcracker and his ex brought him to see it

but this was like quite a few years ago

either that or he just dated a dancer that was in the nutcracker

idk man all that matters is that the tradition of watching the nutcracker was started

he likes going to a different theatre/company every year so it sorta switches it up

so sometimes he'll go watch the royal ballet or sometimes he'll watch some amateur recital thing

he just enjoys watching people dance and listening to the music

he thinks it's so cool how effortless they make it look

especially since he knows it's anything but

he really likes the mouse king vs nutcracker part in the beginning

and he thinks the dance of the sugar plum fairy is overrated

lives for the snow queen tho

kyle "gaz" garrick:

man kyle just likes to hang out with his family

mainly because his family has like twenty different traditions they do together

making gingerbread houses, making christmas sweaters, making ornaments

i mean it's like an advent calendar of christmas festivities at the garrick household

honestly gaz is a family man but he's not ready to have his own family yet ykwim?

like he loves his family

but he want to wait until he's older to have his own family

absolutely loves hanging out with his younger brother and sister tho

and we've already established this before but they're like little kids

so he likes sorta bringing the magic of the holiday traditions to them

one of his favorite traditions is to take his younger siblings on a drive to watch christmas lights

and then he drives until they fall asleep

it's so sweet

guys im becoming a gaz girlie ngl and it's criminal how little fics there r of him

anyways

simon "ghost" riley:

ok so idek if this counts as a tradition im ngl my family is not very festive but whatever

but simon really enjoys (and is really good at) making popcorn and cranberry garland

i mean guys let's be real

simon is a seamstress at heart and on the surface

i mean it's not like he has the time to stop by the store and get someone else to sew his mask on for him

there's just something so therapeutic about sewing

and he really likes the sweet and tart smell of cranberries mixed with the buttery smell of popcorn

it sounds weird on paper but irl it's really good (i assume)

he also eats a lot more cranberries than he probably should but tbh who can blame him

on another note he also really likes making sugared cranberries and just keeping them in a bowl so he can snack on them

and i can't even blame him bc i tried them for the first time during thanksgiving and oml they slap

so yeah he honestly just lives for cranberry stuff

but ofc like everything else about his life this is a secret that can never come to life

but he will decorate his house with strings of popcorn and cranberry garland

also every year he always eats some by the end

kinda gross ik but like same

he doesn't eat the popcorn tho only the cranberries

and even then he pulls them all off and washes them

but he doesn't always eat much because they taste sorta weird by then

but yeah ghost is an ocean spray cranberry juice kinda guy

john "soap" mactavish:

soap absolutely loves gift exchanges

white elephant, secret santa, or just general gift giving

it doesn't matter soap loves them all

he loves to see who he gets and to buy presents for them

and ofc he loves getting presents in return

plus he really likes seeing just how much thought and effort everyone puts into their gifts

and he always keeps a camera on hand during gift opening so he can try and get that perfect moment of surprise

he's gotten a few good shots but a lot of them are really blurry

he's not the best photographer okay

but yeah he just loves seeing everyone so happy

his favorite one is probably white elephant though

because the randomness adds to the fun

and he likes to be able to look back at some weird object and be reminded of the good memories

rodolfo "rudy" parra:

okay so call it corny call it cheesy call it lame

actually don't call it lame i will fight you

but whatever

anyways rudy really likes taking christmas family photos

his family does one every year on christmas day and he lives for it

one of his uncles is a photographer so it works out anyways

and they always get the family matching pjs or outfits or costumes or something

and his family has a whole album of them

so he literally has like a christmas picture every year since he was a baby

his favorite one was a few years back where his grandpa was santa, his grandma was mrs. claus, his parents, siblings, and him were elves, and then his nieces and nephews were reindeer

he keeps that one on a frame in his desk

and it's cool to see how every year the crowd gets bigger and bigger as people get married and have kids

and guys it's been happening for a while but i am a rudy girl at my core

i can't help it im sorry

alejandro vargas:

honestly i feel like alejandro really likes advent calenders

he doesn't even really know why it just gives him something to look forward to everyday

before his break starts he always brings rudy over to open the day's gift with him too

he usually gets different calenders every year

some years he gets ones that have candy or chocolate

and other years he gets some with pocket knives or tools

is that a thing?

tactical advent calenders?

idk they should be

sometimes when he's feeling especially festive he'll get himself a few different ones that way he can have multiple things to look forward to

his favorite one is the neuhaus chocolate ones

he really has to fight the urge to sneak one in a day early

idk alejandro's just a fan of chocolate in general

but like fancy chocolate not just like hershey's

he needs truffles or cadbury or specialty chocolate

is cadbury even fancy?

idk i've never had one

[louisisalarrie]

https://www.tumblr.com/awesomefringey/753370197897969664/httpsxcomshalarryystatus1801861513407246519

OMG…I mean WTF is this?! I don’t believe it for a second. Such a private guy would no way be pulling 10 women up to his room so publicly. I mean he was only in Mexico 5 minutes…when did he possible have the time to f*ck all their women?!!

No wonder Lou likes to disappear when he’s not touring. He’s clearly had enough of trolls like this…

I am interested to know though about the comment about him getting into trouble for smoking pot in a hotel room (have we heard anything about this elsewhere?) and what video they claim to have passed on to the media. Have you heard anything about this? What horrible people they seem!

So I saw this last night, and I feel like they meant to post it to wattpad instead??? how silly of them!!

but also… I have so many questions for these losers

1. So it was her, and her friend, but how do they know about 10 other people? Did he put them all in a group chat, say “thnks fr th mmrs” and leave?

2. If you’re seen and he wants you, security will ask you if you wanna go to Louis’ room and “hang out”… ok so are we like 15 yr olds using that language?

3. Where tf is he seeing you anyway? Are you front row and louis points you out mid show and stops singing, tells security IMMEDIATELY, and then after the show finishes they find you and make you wait an hour to go to the hotel?

4. If you’re outside the hotel… again, where tf is he seeing you? From the top floor while smoking a cigarette he’s like “oh yeah bro I want that one” and points at you even though he can barely see you

5. How is he amazing in bed if he’s selfish and doesn’t get you off too? Like… that doesn’t sound enjoyable to me whatsoever, bit confused about that one tbh, which leads me to believe these folks may be too young to have even ever had an orgasm/sex. How does that make you touch the sky? Maybe touch some grass instead besties

6. I have no idea what the weed report incident thing is, and so that part is confusing too

7. Everyone who smokes loves a cigarette after sex, it’s an excellent feeling hahahaha so that’s not unbelievable

8. Then he just… fell asleep. And you and your bestie took videos of louis naked in bed… and his security was nowhere to be found? To check your phone when you leave his hotel room? To make sure you didn’t steal anything? To escort you out? okay that makes sense yeah sweet his security sound really professional

9. So they’ve claimed they’ve sold the video to a media outlet. What do you think is gonna happen when it doesn’t get released? “Oh louis’ team must have paid them off but we still have the video but we’ll never show it” yeah ok sure

10. May I kindly remind everyone, once again, about Raven-Symoné’s chat re NDAs and sexy time. There are occasional, slip ups, sure, but he’s not this fucking stupid I don’t care how stoned or drunk he is

anyway, obviously they’re lost, and they’ve missed out so much detail in their little fanfic that it doesn’t even make sense in the slightest. He was seen going straight to the airport after shows, im positive he isn’t having afternoon delights due to how busy and tight his schedule is (I’ve seen it) and that he isn’t an idiotic teenage boy. it’s just so damn laughable. And I think we should all probably just remember the receipts we’ve gotten (like the Chilean UA acct one about Harry in louis’ hotel) and the difference between that, and this. because it’s strikingly obvious

oh and also he is in a long term relationship with a man. so. that kind of discredits this all anyway.

[randofics]

Kinktober / Spooktober day 2

Steve Rodgers x reader

Prompts - Haunted house, mirror

18+ Minors DNI !!!

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I didn't expect just how graphic I was gonna get with this one. I hope the ending is alright. I kinda rushed the last few paragraphs. Hope yall enjoy!

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When you asked Steve to go to the yearly haunted house outside of town, he fought against the idea. He wasn't really someone who was into horror or haunted attractions, plus in the 40s, Halloween wasn't being celebrated as much because of the war.

Eventually, after some persuasion, he relented and agreed to go along with you.

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He'd gotten home late, so you'd had a light supper to leave room for fairground food. You had your heart set on a funnel cake and a hotdog, too. Steve leaned towards the healthier stuff as his mother had instilled a strict diet in him before he became a supersoldier.

Not that he didn't indulge himself once in a while with stuff like butter pecan ice cream or potato chips for a quick snack. He would probably end up getting a cold cut sub or maybe just a classic New York pizza slice.

After eating, you decided to stop by the petting zoo. It was almost closing time for them with only a handful of people petting the different animals and no line to get in. A calf was lying in the hay falling asleep, and the goats were either eating hay or doing the same as the calf.

There were two goats next to each other, one standing pulling hay from the feeder and the other laying down chewing cud. Steve followed you towards them and knelt down on a knee to rub the one lying down on its neck as you scratched the other behind its horns.

"Babe, are we going to the haunted house after this?" When he turned his head to look at you, your rear was right in front of him. Too busy petting the goat you didn't turn to answer him. "Yeah, it shouldn't be near as crowded now." He turned away, pushing his fake glasses up his nose and clearing his throat.

The staff told everyone still there that they were closing for the night. You took Steve's hand and led him out towards the haunted house. Like you predicted, there weren't many people in line, mostly just couples like the two of you wanting an adrenaline rush before going home to enjoy the rest of the night together.

Having been here once or twice, the supposed adrenaline inducing experience was a little lacking with the same monsters and layout each year. But you didn't mind so long as you got to hang out with your boyfriend.

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As you finally got to go inside, you wrapped your arms around his left one, pulling it into your chest and laying your cheek against his shoulder. He looked down at you with a smile. "You know we don't have to go in if you don't want to."

"I'm not scared, Steve. I just wanted to lean against you. Besides, you're like a giant heater, and im a tad cold."

"Heh, alright, whatever you say." Walking into the first room, a man in a straight jacket lunged at you, but before he could reach you, a chain hooked to his back stopped him. Even though you knew he'd be there, he still startled you.

The rest of the haunted house was the usual suspense, followed by cheap jumpscares and over the top lighting effects. It still got your heart going, though, and at the end, you were hugging his arm like a vice, your nails digging into the fabric of his jacket.

"You ok?" You nodded, standing on your toes and pulling him down to kiss his cheek. "How about we hit the mirror maze and then head home?"

"Sure, we can do that." He leaned down, tilting your chin up to kiss you. Hand in hand, you made your way down to the mirror maze. A teen boy with his face in his phone lazily unhooked the chain, letting you through. "Ten minutes, and I'm closing or whatever."

"Ok, thanks!" The boy didn't even acknowledge you, and you decided to just hurry inside. The first few mirrors were the curved ones, and you laughed at yours and Steve's reflections. He got up close to one that distorted his face like he was in an airheads commercial, and you couldn't help the snort you made in amusement. The rest was just the normal mirrors in a maze configuration.

After a minute or two of carefully navigating the maze, a mischievous idea popped into your head. You turned around to face Steve with a grin on your face. "You know we could have a little fun in here since we're by ourselves."

"What about them closing?"

"That kid probably already forgot about us, and he said he was leaving in ten minutes, so we still have some time. It won't be the end of the world if he does leave before we finish."

He leaned down again to kiss you. "Mmh, I like the way you think, honey." He pulled you to him by your waist, and you slinked your arms around his neck. His lips melded with yours as he hotly kissed you, not holding back. Your tongue licked over his top lip, and he let you in letting you taste him.

Your hand tugged at the short hair below his cap, and his hands started to roam your back under your shirt. He broke away only to bury his face in your neck, lightly kissing your skin and taking in your scent. His gentle pecks turned into licks and leaving marks on your skin as his hand gripped your rear. You lifted your leg to hook over his hip, pushing up your mid length skirt and exposing your bare leg.

His hand moved to your thigh, massaging the underside gently as you let out a soft gasp. More worked up by the minute you ground against him, making his breath hitch. His hips twitched forward, and you could feel his growing bulge pressed against you. You grinned as he pulled back just long enough so you could swoop in and give his neck attention.

A startled grunt left his mouth as your lips latched onto his skin. You left gentle pecks at first, and then you licked up his throat, letting your bottom lip drag across his skin. He let out a keening sound, gripping you tighter with his hands. Abruptly, he broke away, grabbing you by the backs of both thighs and lifting you up. He stepped forward, pressing your back firmly into a mirror.

His lips brushed your ear and, in a dark tone, whispered to you. "You're driving me crazy baby." You felt one of his hands going behind you and shucked in a breath when his fingers feather light danced across your clothed sex.

Teasingly, he lightly circled your pearl with his middle finger, and you let out a high-pitched whine gripping the back of his jacket. A stronger twitch of his hips was his response as his fingertips moved to the hem of your panties in the crook of your thigh.

The muscles of your thigh jumped at the sensitive, almost ticklish sensation. He paused, giving you a peck on the cheek and leaning to look you in the eye. "You wanna go further with this?"

"Yes, please."

His fingers curled under the hem and pulled your panties aside. The cold air hitting you was slightly uncomfortable, but that was quickly forgotten when you felt one of his fingers press into your pearl and move it in a few circles. Already clenching around nothing, you felt your slick drip into his palm. His finger migrated back through your folds all the way to your entrance, gently tracing the circle of muscles that pulsed at his touch.

You let out another whine, clawing at his back and stuffing your face in his neck. "Steve! Nn-ah!" You felt him shiver, then one of his fingers dipped inside you, making you arch your back. He was throwing you a curveball here as he was usually more straight to the point, but you weren't upset over it. He was making you feel amazing.

Another finger slipped in, both now working against your clenching walls. You could feel the coil in you tighten as he pushed deeper feeling for that spongy spot that made you see white. When you let out a cry of his name and your body jolted against him, he knew he'd found it. Moving his fingers faster against that spot had you panting and crying out in pleasure.

"Steve, I..."

"I know baby just let go for me." His voice had gotten even deeper with his own arousal, and you couldn't help the shiver that ran down your spine as well as the shaky exhale into his ear.

"C'mon baby, let go." His slight growl of that sentence drove you over the edge, and your muscles clamped down on his fingers, your whole body arching against him. "Yehehehehessss baby!" That praise had you clamping down harder, trying to pull his fingers even deeper.

Once your pulsing walls slowed and you'd caught your breath, he spun you around to face the mirror. With one hand, he grabbed your leg, lifting it by the crook of your knee, and with the other, he pulled your skirt aside, revealing his handiwork. His head nestled in your neck as he looked in the reflection directly into your eyes. His gaze over the top of his glasses. He licked his lips with a devilish look in his now dark ocean blue eyes.

If he'dve givin you this look in other circumstances, you'd probably die of a heart attack. He'd give you similar looks in bed and whatnot, but nothing this feral and almost territorial. His hand holding up your skirt tucked it into the waistband to keep it out of the way as he unbuckles and unbuttons his jeans. He slips himself out the hole in his briefs, and now you can see him pressing into the inside of your thigh.

You reached down to help him line up, but he grabs hold of your wrist, stopping you. "Let me handle everything, baby. Ok?" He nuzzled into your neck, kissing and marking you up even more. You could feel his member twitching against you, now nestled between your folds, and more of your slick dribbled onto him.

He started moving his hips back and forth, letting your slick cover him. "You're soaked for me, baby." Finally, he reached down to stretch your folds a bit wider and with an extra finger lined his tip up with your entrance. Slowly, he pushed inside you, and a searing wave of pleasure mixed with the delicious stretch of him as you sucked him in deeper made you arch your back, your head lolling back onto his shoulder.

He hisses into your skin as you take him in inch by inch till he's nestled inside you as deep as possible. "Baby look." You lift your head and follow his gaze down to where you're connected. Your walls squeeze around him at the sight, and he lets out a growl. A drop of your slick collects on his base and shines in the dim light. "You're gorgeous on me, baby."

Almost agonizingly slow, he pulls out to the tip, then just as slow plunges back inside you grazing along your velvet walls. He keeps that slow pace for a minute, just enjoying the feeling of you on him. His growls and low rumbling moans in your ear as you grip his wrist and push off his cap to tug his hair.

"Steve, faster, please."

"Of course, gorgeous." His thrusts quicken, making your desperate moans louder. You turned your head to kiss him, which he gladly did. Your tongues danced together, tasting each other.

Again, his thrusts quicken, and you break away to let out a cry of his name. "Mmh, C'mon baby." He slides your leg into the crook of his elbow, bringing his now free hand to your opposite side, sliding under your shirt to grip your skin. Your leg now pinned to your chest gives him more room to maneuver, and he reaches deeper than before.

His other hand slips down to split your folds a bit further and give both of you a better view of your core, swallowing him whole. You make eye contact again, and he stares into your eyes as he sinks his teeth into your neck. He wouldn't dare break skin, but he wasn't gentle about it either.

He keeps eye contact over his glasses as his thrusts hit harder and faster. He can feel that you're getting close, and you know he is, too. You tug his blond locks harder, digging your nails into his scalp, your other hand on his wrist clawing up his arm.

Your loud cries and moans urge him on. Deep growls and grunts rumble in his chest and throat as he pushes harder to get you over the edge before himself. His jaw tightens as he feels your muscles give that tell tale squeeze before your release. And sure enough, seconds later, your walls clamp down on him like a vice.

Your plush walls massage him from base to tip, trying to coax him over the edge, but it's mostly your voice that tips him over.

You feel him twitching inside you before he finally releases. He pushes your hips into his as his teeth bear down harder, your eyes roll back as liquid heat spills inside you, filling you up. He lets out a long growl as his hips push harder into yours, never closing his eyes through the whole thing. You're always gorgeous, but right now, as he releases inside you, all he can think of you is heavenly.

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Slowly, you both come down from your high, and he hisses as he pulls himself free. A few drops of your mixed juices drip to the ground under you as he steps back to straighten himself out. Just as quickly he's helping you straighten your skirt and hair gently, kissing over all his marks he left on your skin. "Can you walk?"

You let out a laugh, looking up at him. "Yes, but probably not tomorrow." He pulls you in by your waist, giving you a few pecks on your lips. "That just gives me the excuse to take care of you tomorrow."

"Let's get out of this maze and get home."

"Yes, ma'am."

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Back at Avengers HQ, you walk into the main room only to be greeted by most of the team watching tv. "There you are! We were wondering where you two went today. Wait, what the heck happened to you, y/n?" Sam had walked over to greet you and clearly spotted your hickey peppered neck adorned with a large bruising bite mark.

You gave Steve a pointed look, which Sam immediately registered. "Woah, Cap went a little overboard with the hickeys huh?" Awkwardly, he cleared his throat. "Let's get to bed, Honey."

You said goodnight to the others and held Steve's hand as he led you to your shared part of the compound. Tomorrow, you would be sore, and you were ready to sleep.

[cyberdragoninfinity]

Sirry to shit myself in here but. Primis sword, he uses it to time travel in that one ep that never got dubbed. Why. Why doesnt paradox have that. Ik why but like. Holy shit, he was made and sent to die for someone hed always love and never be cared by. Im gonna lose my shit they could have had him -go back- or at leats time travel a lot more easily. Z-one cared until he didnt have to for someone who'd so willing kill himself for him i m

YEAH IF I. I think too hard about Paradox's dynamic with Z-one I do start to get a bit Sick in the Head.

LIKE. Primo's sword is such a weird Yugioh Object. It's not just a device for time traveling but also is the key to his Biketaur Form and can be used for just, Standard teleportation (as we see when he leaves his Stupid Factory Full of Robots after rigging it to explode)

ok bye!

AND IT'S JUST PRIMO'S. It's his!! God gave it to him and he's very proud of it!!! Iliaster developed handheld time travel tech and then only gave it to one (third of a) guy. OBSESSED. HE'S KILLED PEOPLE WITH THAT THING.

Meanwhile well I guess Paradox did get a pretty cool time traveling Duel Runner but then it. exploded. And he also had the Field Spell That Kills You and actually ok hang on, thinking about that--god. YEAH. PARADOX REALLY WAS STRAIGHT UP WILLING TO DIE FOR Z-ONE'S CAUSE HUH. he was fully on board to use Malefic World no matter the cost. And Z-one just let him do it. He's got the Emperors gallivanting around with the timeline hopping sword and could have stepped in at any time to make Paradox's mission less of a one way trip and he. Just Didn't </3 I swear to god you can literally chart Z-one's opinion of Iliaster's members over time...the way he will seemingly just stop caring the second someone's use is up (in a best case scenario. worse case scenario when someone's use is up he lights his wife on fire in front of everyone.)

IT'S SOOOOO..... MAN. MAN!!! Did Paradox KNOW. Did he know he wasnt coming back from this mission. Did he know Z-one probably had Extremely Little Faith in him. Did it only sink in when the power of friendship was nuking him out of orbit. Or did he die thinking Z-one would mourn him?

:)

:,)

[chayannecraft]

hey the last drawing will probably be uploaded tomorrow!! i know you'll understand but i've been very busy today :)

anyway i'm curious about if the other eggs have any sort of role in your au??

OH and if you want to talk abt what chayanne and phil's relationship is like, i've been very curious about that lol bc it seems like phil's both very protective of him and doesn't care about him that much. not saying you haven't thought it out i'm just eager to look more into his character!

Hello!! Yeah no I understand I’ve been super busy too. Finals season and everythang. It’s a curse. Oh my god. (Which is why im so late answering this ask hello omg!!!) But anyways yes hello oh my god questions!!!! 💖💖💖!!!!! YES!!! I WILL ANSWER

The other eggs have very loose roles but they do exist!! They sort of take up the space of the descendants-of-the-champions roles that Sidon and the others fill (although I’m not sure who is who at the moment, would have to think about that a little more!!) (I have no idea what role Tallulah plays, but I think she might be traveling around with Wilbur, more info on that later) but sometimes they’re also just like, normal random kids. They are all friends I promise. I don’t have a lot on them though so this is not that coherent.

CHAYANNE AND PHIL. WOUGH BOY. THIS IS A LONG ONE

You were right in that Phil is very protective of Chayanne!! I think a part of him knew Chayanne was The Chosen Hero, but when faced with the decision to send him off to what very well could have been his sons death, if not horrific trauma he was like um. No lol. Not doing that.

A consequence of the storyline in general is Phil isn’t very mentioned a lot, so it gives off the idea that he’s uncaring towards Chayanne, but I promise you that’s not the case!! (Not to make fun of you or call you out of course). Phil is actually very loving towards his son, and was devastated when he ran away with the Master Sword.

Then (for reasons I haven’t thought up yet) he’s pretty distracted but desperately trying to get his kid back. Until the calamity happens and they fail. Then he’s under the impression his son is just dead and he’s in mourning for the next 100 years (Why is he still alive in 100 years, you ask! Well! I took everything from these kids and I think taking their parents is a little bit too cruel so everybody is blessed by some sort of god that expands their lifespan a couple hundred ok :D!!!)

And then a little bit after botw someone goes to Philza and is like hey. The hero is back. He’s hanging out with Princess Pomme. He looks a lot like the missing hero from 100 years ago. Your son. Might be your son Phil. And Phil basically takes 3 seconds to process this before clawing himself up from his depression and being like OK. WE’RE GONNA GO GET HIM!!! AND IF ANYBODY TRIES TO STOP ME IM MAULING THEM. Of course he gets to hyrule RIGHT as totk plot starts and Chayanne goes missing so kind of an L BUT THEY DO REUNITE!!!

They get their moments. They also get a really tearful reunion where Chayanne is like dad im so sorry for running off oh my god :( I forgot you for a hundred years you must be so upset with me. And Philza is hugging him like oh my god my kid is ok. Oh my god. YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WHAT THE FUCK. And then just caries him around. And probably has some sort of beef with Missa because that’s Chayanne’s Hyrule-Dad. Meanwhile Pomme stands in the back ready to kill him if he makes one wrong move.

There’s a side story kind of sequel relating to that where Pomme and Chayanne have to grapple with the fact that Chay is also a prince and his dad misses him dearly and wants him to come home but they don’t want to be separated ever for the rest of their lives. Maybe even some parent bonding. Like a little family-person drama to contrast the cursed-destiny-supernatural-calamity drama and probably some Death Family Bonding.

[imaginespazzi]

i love reading all the like recaps u get sooo i wanted to do one! apologizing now for the lack of grammar check..

- stop baby pazzi ☹️☹️

- “Not when she’s learnt just how warm Azzi’s presence can be and how everything else pales in comparison.”

- paige’s little panic abt what to say to azzi then when azzi threatens to hang up is so adorable. i lovetheir smiles and slight blushes they’re too busy stressing over themselves to notice the other having the same reaction. it feels so real and like such a crush moment.

- and paige being scared she was making stuff up and needing the validation of “i miss you too” was kinda sad but also so sweet at how she melts whenever azzi talks to her.

- “Paige realizes that her favorite thing about Azzi’s smile isn’t when her dimples show or when her eyes twinkle, it’s when it’s there because of Paige, when it’s there just for Paige.” OH SO U WANT ME TO CRY THEN DIE OK I SEE HOW IT IS

- paige skipping the party to keep talking to azzi on the phone 😭😭 so adorable

- THE LETTER these gays i love them

- ice and paige’s friendship means so much to me

- paige thinking abt Stephie and being excited to see her is so cute

- kk and ice not even betting on it is harming my soul im so excited for more flashbacks around their fallout

- jana being the fav child getting to have her parents back together 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️ and paige playing along saying they didn’t have favorites 😢😢 YOUR HONOR GIVE ALL THEIR KIDS THEIR PARENTS BACK PLEASE

- paige face just melting at the thought of Stephie🤧❤️‍🔥 yeah ice is abt to herself dome MONNNEYY

- Olivia Reynolds with the Dallas Morning News and her sugary sweet smile seems like a cunt and her annoying questions invasion of privacy much

- “that wasn’t a reporter out there, that was my ex-wife grilling me like we were back in fucking divorce court.” OH DHIT DAMN I FEEL DUMB I DIDNT SEE TJAY COMINNH

- hmm well seems like there were def some issues with that marriage and im probs being unfair because i love azzi sm but i am not a fan of miss olivia and i stan by my previous statement abt her 😛

- STWAAPP Stephie calling paige 🥹🥹

- paige yet again not able to keep her mind cordial seeing azzi as if she’s not on the with stephie PACK IT UP BLONDIE 🙄🙄

- , “I am not letting you corrupt my daughter Paige Bueckers.” i fear she already has.

- azzi talking to ice AND GETTING ALL PROTECTIVE OVER PAIGE 🤩🤩

- “I’ve always cared Paige. And-” she hesitates as the tightrope beneath them wavers, “I’m always gonna care.” please just kill me now it would be easier than having to wait for the next chapter.

- ALSSOO u are a evil genius for making paige miss ANOTHER party to talk to a fudd. they have paige wrapped around their fingers

- the matching fav ice cream and color 🥹🥹

- AZZI TSLKING ABT PAIGE TO KATIE I CSNT

- they miss each other so much my heart can’t take it

- not azzi putting paige to sleep 😭 paige dreaming abt them all being a little family i can’t.

for future chaptersss things in wondering and/or looking forward to—>

- does paige’s ex olivia play a big role in the story at all?

-i’m so scared of azzi and paige getting into a fight in the now i don’t think my heart can handle it but i feel like it’s like bound to happen yk

ANYYWAAYYSS

- as always your writing is perfect and im obsessed with u 🤩🤩🤩🤩

I'm so glad so many of y'all are leaving long reviews like y'all don't know much it helps with motivating me <3

I'm a big fetus Pazzi fan and I really like writing them in that era cause it's such blank canvas so trust there'll be more scenes from back then probably

I'm so glad y'all liked the letter cause I think that was my favorite little bit of this chapter

The kids have been traumatized and Pazzi really should probably have paid for their therapy considering

I love everyone's reactions to Olivia cause some people guessed it right away and some of y'all were genuinely shocked and both of those reactions are amusing to me. But I think the consensus is that nobody's a big fan of her lmao.

Y'all know me and my parallels, I just can't help myself and it just worked out really well because Paige is so atrociously down bad for her Fudd girls.

Mmmmm I wouldn't say Olivia plays a huge role in the story (as of right now) but she will appear again

Ah well babes unfortunately...it's just too fun to write them fighting mwahhaha