#like yeah he fucked up and hes in denial but hes literally being CRUSHED by his guilt. and we’re doing the same thing he did

[sillylittleguyinatrenchcoat]

LONG TIME NO MILGRAMPOSTING so how we feeling abt backdraft boys….

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Nobody Knows My Girlfriend is a Werewolf

Joel Miller x Werewolf F!Reader

Here's my late halloween contribution!

Warnings: monster sex, werewolf!reader, brief rimming, ball nipping, oral m!receiving, breeding kink, battle of dominance

18+ ONLY

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‘HeY! Tommy—shh!—no sorry not you I’m just—fuck, stop that!”

Burying the receiving end of the phone into his shirt, Joel puts his finger to his lips to shush you before shoving your clawed hand away. He puts the speaker back on his ear. “Sorry we—“

A strong growl rumbles below Joel.

“You got a dog or something?” Tommy chuckles on the other end.

“Uhhh--“ Joel looks down at you, now on all fours and nudging his clothed sack with your pointed snout. “StoP! Shit--“ he tries to push your nose away but you keep coming back, inhaling deeply through your blackened sniffer with heightened senses. You let out a low howl from your throat of approval, pawing at his jeans now to get them off. “Y-yeah— I mean no! We’re watching a friend’s dog—“

“You gonna keep it?”

“Wh-no. She’s being a —very-bad-dog!” He enunciates at you. “I’m gonna tell them she can’t play here anymore when she’s like this.”

You scoff, knowing deep inside your wolf brain he’s full of empty threats. 

If you really wanted to annoy him, you’d crush his phone under your foot, pin him down, and force you needs onto him. you'd actaully done that before, only to wake up with little memory next to a Joel who looked like he got hit by truck.

You were actually being a VERY good girl tonight given the circumstances.

He pushes you away with finality, walking away towards the bedroom.

You should try to behave, but its so difficult once this shape takes form. It's like asking a kid on halloween to wait to open candy until he's out of his costume and washed up for bed. you couldn't communicate with him, your wolf-like vocal cards unable to form words. But your gestures lead to pretty obvious intentions, and Joel was not getting it one bit.

Luckily, he isn’t prepared when you pounce on his back, making him grunt an “oof!” And falling flat on the bed.

“Joel?” Tommy asks, concern laced in his voice from the other end of the call.

“Shit—Yeah I’m—alright…stubbed my toe.”

You flip him around like he’s nothing. In your current state, he actually does weigh nothing to you. He tries not to yell as you start literally tearing his jeans off, the shredded denim falling by your side.

He coughs, trying to play it cool as if some monster didn't just rip all his clothes off with a single swipe. “I’m gonna have to—“ your sharp teeth pull down his boxers, revealing his rapidly hardening cock. A devilish grin spreads across your elongated mouth, salvia pooling in drops and falling to his stomach.

“Don't!—F-FUck!” He yelps as you wrap your sticky, long tongue around his member, a full 360 covering from base back up to the tip. Your warm breath is fanning his mushroom tip as your tongue jerks him off, granting you a hum of approval. Joel’s eyes go a little crossed, leaning back into the pillow and feeling himself float. “Tommy—No I’m not getting off right now—“ he furls his brows, unable to put his eyes on you and instead, pushes his palm along your furry forehead, knees digging into the matress trying to get away from your grip.

You growl again at his profuse denial of you. 

Shredding his shirt off as well, your leathered paws glide roughly over his chest and soft stomach.  You lick over his nipples, down to his naval and soaking his happy trail with slobbery kisses before returning to suckle his cock easily in your mouth.

In human form, Joel’s girth is impossible to take in one go, leaving you often choking and having to jack the rest of his member with your other two hands. But when you’re in wolf form, with your now larger frame and more importantly, longer chops, he fits just perfectly without any trouble. You had gotten pretty good at avoiding scraping with your larger teeth, instead now pressing your twitching nose deep into his pelvis while his cock breaches your throat heavenly. He closes his eyes, arched up in bliss and forgetting his brother on the phone.

“Tommy—I’m—not feeling great… this dog…I gotta—I’m—“

You flips him over again to his face, your tongue slitting between his ass cheeks and gliding over his taint. Joel lets out a shocked whine when you prod at his hole, glazing over it until slick from your saliva coats his entrance enough to slip the very tip inside. 

“‘Mgonnahavetocallyouback—“ Joel smashes the end call button with stumbled fingers. 

“You’re not putting anything in my ass tonight,” he groans as you lap at his entrance. 

You snap at him angrily, nudging his balls with your nose again. He feels your teeth nip along them as gently but hungrily as possible, hoping he’ll finally take the hint.

“Do you want me to fill you or not?” He asks, turning over and tossing his phone.

Your tail wags excitedly, fast panting jiggling your belly.

You lean back, spread your legs, as two clawed fingers spread your hairy folds. He can see it glistening with hormonal juices even with the slick fur around it. You lazily roll your paw in circled motions, a general amount of your wolf pussy juices dribbling down below and fillinig the room. Tongue lolled to the side with a heavy look in your eyes, your quick breaths dry you out, licking over your chops over and over again as Joel positions himself between your legs, his leaking cock in one hand.

“Ugh—wait—“

He reaches behind him to fish a few viagra’s, knowing even he will tire after a few round of half dozen, but you’ll be needing his seed pounded deep into your womb for at least 15 times tonight.

He mounts you like a dog, one foot propped up on the bed while the other steadies on his knee. “You gonna be a good pup tonight?”

You shake your head no teasingly, spreading yourself wider for him.

“No? How else am I gonna fill ya with a litter?”

You whine out dramatically, pleading with him. He keeps slapping his dick along your slit, giving himself a good warm pussy soaking without actually doing you any favors. “Not sure you’re worth breeding with pups since you’ve been so—“

Your jaws snap shut with a vibrating growl. One whole paw wraps around Joel’s waist as you hoist him towards you, his dick finally penetrating your walls. You let out a delicious howl, using him to fuck yourself. 

“HEY I’m not—shit baby—not a fuckin—toy!” It’s so easy for him to get lost in your cunt, internally much warmer and almost sucking him back in for more. You’re probably meant to take another werewolf’s cock, a werewolf’s knot, something proportionate, but you always go feral for Joel. And Joel’s a blessed guy down there. You enjoy the fact that you can be stretched wide in human form, but needing no preamble in wolf form.

And wolf or not, Joel Miller has breeder balls. The scent alone of his seed swimming inside them sends you into early heat each time, leading to nights like this where you’re biting at his sack then pinning him down until he dumps load after sticky load into your womb.

He doesn’t have a knot, but having human cock in werewolf pussy has its perks. Like how he can push deep inside, his balls snugly pressed against your entrance until they slip inside too. The two of you groan lowly as he ruts himself inside you. Your walls practically swallow his cock and balls all in one, refusing to let him pop them back out. Warm and wet, you can feel all of his twitching inside you, ready to give you those pups you’d been begging him for. Whether he understood that or not from you, it didn’t matter.

Joel grips your fur tight as he splatters his cum inside you. Maybe this time, it’s deep enough that it’ll take.

Even so, you’ve got the rest of the night to find out.

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[b1rds3ye]

I have to HC Simon is hella expressive under his mask because he really never has to worry about schooling his expressions; the mask does it for him. So picture it - he sees his work crush in the grocery store and immediately hides. Face, neck, ears bright red. (I also HC that he's got the mask off if he's off duty for extended periods of time.) All of a sudden, you're right behind him super excited to learn you live near each other and he just CANT get a grip. Can you picture it? Cause I can picture it, and I'm as soft a fucking pillow about it lol

AYO I CAN TOTALLY SEE THAT. Even with the mask, we’ve seen Simon be super expressive, he throws a nasty side-eye, has a death stare that would make anyone cry but have you seen the zoom up on his eyes?? They’re actually the sweetest puppy eyes sometimes oh my gOD-

Personally, I feel off-duty Simon still wears a mask for anonymity and also not to worry about pulling a funny face in public (man's being covid safe what a legend) but then there will be one day he forgets. And that will be the one day he runs into you and he knows fate is playing some stupid trick on him. He's so conflicted, he wants to hang around the vicinity (he usually just lets himself be found by you so he can get the small ego boost of you approaching him), but conversely there's nothing flattering about his face looking like a cooked lobster with how red it is. The rush of embarrassment overrides his want to see you and he's ducking behind aisles, hoping you'll get distracted by the rack of lollies that's fifty percent off. But of course you don't, you're far too stubborn, and you track him down throughout the grocery store.

"You alright Simon?" He hears your voice directly behind him in no time. Do you bloody teleport now? Seeing your face contorted in such concern has him reeling, wanting to snap out in denial that no, his face is not that red because he's found you.

"Sunburn," Simon grumbled and he's mentally slapping himself because Manchester hasn't seen a ray of sun for the last damn month. And you must've known that too because you're cocking an eyebrow at him, trying not to laugh and for once in his life Simon feels like an absolute muppet.

"Yeah, alright. It's nice to see you too," you snicker. You eye the items in his shopping cart, undoubtedly questioning the lack of diversity in his diet and Simon is genuinely hoping at this point that the earth will swallow him up whole.

"Hey," you clear your throat, eyes trained on his trolley cart, but no longer for scrutinising. If he hadn't trained for literal years to keep his composure, he'd likely be cupping your cheeks and cooing over your bashful expression as you struggled to get your next words out. But no, instead his composure is fully invested into desperately pummeling down the blood in his cheeks.

"I live pretty near here. If you want, you're more than welcome to come for dinner or a cup of tea? You like that, right?"

Good grief, his blush wasn't going to go down anytime soon.

[chalametluvrz]

jealousy looks good on you pt1

steve harrington x afab!reader

tags gender neutral pronouns. dormmate!steve. cocky!steve. boarderline fuckboy!steve. jealous reader. stubborn reader. very subtle mentions of sex. mentions of arguments. reader is in denial about their feelings. steve is pretty smug. teasing. angsty if you could even count it as that. tbh there's not much to tag lol.

note the entire piece is completely gender neutral, i only tagged it as afab just incase i do a part 2 with smut <33 so lmk if u’d be down for a part 2!!!

wc 1.1k

you'd be lying if you said you didn't enjoy living with steve; yeah, sure he was loud, he was annoying and you found yourself cleaning up after him on a regular basis, but he was a decent dormmate.

honestly, you were filled with anxiety when you first got told you'd be co-existing with steve-fucking-harrington for your first year of college. your entire high school career, he'd been the popular kid, extremely unaware of how he actually treated every other 'normal' person who just wanted to speed through their schooling years with good grades and then completely disappear from that shit-hole of a town.

but it turns out, he's not the super cool kid everyone jacked him up to be. if anything, he was a moron, a big clutz that could yap for hours on end if you let him.

but like i'd previously said; he was annoying. he was a pain in the ass a lot of the time. noisy at stupid hours in the morning. constantly distracting you when you're trying to study. loud conversations with whichever one-week girlfriend he had. always bickering with you over simple things like what's on the tv, whose chocolate is that in the fridge or how long each of you takes in the bathroom.

yet, amongst all that, there was still room in your heart to have a tiny little crush on him. which when you thought about it, was ridiculous, because you wouldn't even consider each other friends.

however, last night, you had a kind of big argument. it all started when you were trying to study and he was doing nothing but get on your nerves, purposefully trying to distract you all night, despite your constant pleading for him to stop because you had a big test coming up and you didn't want to fail.

somehow it led to him saying you were boring and stubborn, that all your studying is never going to guarantee you a ticket out of hawkin's after you graduate. and even after all that, he still managed to slip in that you have nothing going for you but your 'mediocre' intelligence and that's why you have never had many friends your entire life. which hurt. it hurt a lot.

big jerk, high school steve had suddenly made an appearance back in the room.

and to which, you responded by saying that it's not your fault he doesn't care about his academic achievements and that he'll be stuck in a dead-end job being a disappointment his entire life because all he cares about is getting his dick wet, and nothing else. which hurt him equally as much as he hurt you.

you hadn't spoken since, and just like steve had said; you're stubborn; so you didn't really plan to. thankfully, steve had early lessons today, whereas you had late ones so your paths had yet to meet. but you'd be lying if you said you weren't anxious about going back home after your 7pm lecture finished.

eventually that time arrived, and you were unlocking your front door, praying to whoever was up there in the clouds that steve was in his room so you could slip in and lock yourself away for the night.

little did you know, since he knew you were gonna have late lessons, he invited over a girl he'd been speaking to for.. what was it? literally less than a day.. to do 'certain' fun activities with. and steve thought this said girl would be able to slip out before you even arrived home, so you can imagine the shock on his face when he saw you standing in the doorway as he was kissing this girl goodbye.

you scoff a little at the sight. he was completely proving the point you made last night. he doesn't care about anything but getting his dick wet by every girl he speaks to.

"i.. um. i'll see you later, steve," the girl mumbled, hurrying out of the door because even an idiot could sense the tension between the both of you.

you roll your eyes a little before placing your bag and laptop on the kitchen island. not even speaking as you strolled past him.

"so what.. you're just not going to speak to me?" he asks, running one of his hands through his messy hair. and to that, you didn't respond. "y/n. seriously," steve continues, his voice showing a slight hint of aggression.

"yes, actually. i'm not going to speak to you," you reply bluntly, not even bothering to look up at him. you could feel some brewing in your stomach, like something was churning inside but you just didn't know what it was. all you knew was that it made you feel so anxious you wanted to throw up. it was obviously jealousy but you just couldn't bring yourself to admit it.

"you're speaking to me right now," steve smirks, cockily, knowing exactly how to get under your skin. you just glare at him and say nothing. "come on.. this can't be about our bickering last night?" he says, slightly astonished you were still holding that against him "you know i didn't mean it."

"well, maybe i did," you snap a little, gesturing towards the door and the girl that had just left.

steve chuckled a little at your words and rolled his eyes. "are you talking about her?" he asked, unable to contain his amusement towards the situation. "i.." steve started up, but then stopped the second he realised. were you.. jealous?

it caused him to smirk a little. you were jealous and that's why you were so worked up, and that's why you were so annoyed by him getting his 'dick wet' all the time.. because you were jealous but you were too caught up standing on your high horse to even allow yourself to believe that was true.

who would have guessed it, little y/n, the person who spends all day studying and worrying about their grades fancied steve. mr sleeps around and doesn't care about his grades. steve honestly found it all so funny, so much that he couldn't hold in a little laugh.

"what's so funny?" you say, getting defensive and his sudden burst of laughter.

"oh.. it's nothing," steve replies, deflecting your question.

"no. whats funny?"

"honestly, it's nothing, darling," he smirks, feeling progressively more pleased with himself as he saw your cheeks flush a little at the pet name. 'gotcha' he thought to himself. "don't you worry, i haven't got eyes for her," steve teases, his voice dripping with arrogance that made you want to smack the smug look off his face.

"and um.. y/n," steve says, turning to face you for just a moment. "jealousy looks so.. so good on you," he smirked, giving you a little wink before walking back into his room. leaving you dumbfounded and embarrassed that he was even able to notice.

[dumbistsmartass]

Every Hatchetfield song explained badly in ten words or less

spoilers and also this is only the main trilogy not nightmare time.

The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Yeah, he didn't like musicals

La Dee Dah Dah Day - "the dogs are my meal"

What Do You Want, Paul? - "please god have an I want song"

Cup of Roasted Coffee - If I had to sing working retail I'd kill someone

Cup of Poisoned Coffee - oh hey, they killed someone

Show Me Your Hands - this is what cops think 24/7

You Tied up My Heart - gaslight, gatekeep, girl bossing your way to mariticide

Join Us (And Die) - Guts Magee and Brainiac explain why you should KYS

Not Your Seed - "it's your fault your daughter is dead bitch"

Show Stoppin Number - He had a point but like no

America Is Great Again - you know what it's a joke about

Let Him Come - they know he's the main character

Let It Out - Is it an identify crisis or possession

Inevitable - a beautifully haunting ending

Tickle-Me Wiggly Jingle - what the actual fuck is this?

What Tim Wants - what can I say, it's sad

Califor.M.I.A. - they really want you to bond with these characters

What Do You Say? - everyone is too invested in these twos relationship

Our Doors Are Open - "shopping will fill the hole in your heart"

Feast Or Famine - this is real footage when the new iPhone comes out

Monsters and Men - He's fucking back!

Deck The Halls - we got a full working boys, we could get this

Take Me Back - I'll be real I skipped this one on rewatch

Adore Me - haunting when you don't say the shit part

Do You Want To Play? - a reversal of who you're told to trust

Made In America - we let him in via consumerism, amazing capitalism critique

Black Friday - me singing a musical as I'm being choked out

Monsters and Men (Reprise) - This guy is so cool

If I Fail You - "are we the baddies?"

Wiggle - Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle

What If Tomorrow Comes? - So she is seeing the other Hatchetfields right?

High School Is Killing Me - they really spoil the people who die first song huh?

Literal Monster - shove yourself in your locker

Cool As I Think I Am - you think you're cooler then you think you are

Dirty Girl - makes me genuinely uncomfortable, skip it

Bully The Bully - interesting plan, let's see how It plays out

Bury The Bully - oh... that got dark fast

Go Go Nighthawks! - everyone is happier now that this bitch is gone

Nerdy Prudes Must Die - to be fair, you did kill him

Hatchet Town - mass panic is so hip

Just For Once - we all though the light was gonna fall on her

If I Loved You - they are in so much denial

The Summoning - Wiggly want you to kill your crush

Cool As I Think I Am (Reprise) - really tragic, trying to convince the other to sacrifice them

The Best Of You - I'm so glad it didn't end with everyone dead again

Dirty Dudes Must Die - When you give a Christian a little dark magic

[orange-imagines]

a five-year-long romantically charged pining phase you say……. heh. well.. would you happen to have any thoughts on how Leonard would act during that?

Relationship: Romantic

A/N: One hot plate of mutual pining coming right up o7

God help him, tbh.

As previously mentioned, he's not used to the presence of strong, long-term romantic feelings, especially those directed at one of his best friends. It would take him a while to even realize that the things he's feeling aren't platonic (he just thinks you're a really good pal for a while), but once they click he starts acting very weird.

Len: I always act stupid around people I like. You: But you act stupid around me all the time? Len: Yeah. Don't read too much into that.

Not to be dramatic, but he basically goes through the five stages of grief. And he's stuck in denial for a long time.

He doesn't like the idea that things could change between the two of you if his feelings came to light, or, even worse, that you might think less of him because of what he feels. So he represses all of his sappy romantic urges for literally as long as possible, as bad as he is at keeping them hidden.

Danny and Mick pick up on it very quickly. They know their friend and know when he's acting weird for no reason, and after about five seconds of interrogation, Danny immediately calls him on being into you ("That's all this is? You like Y/N? Fuck's sake, I thought you were dyin'!" "I AM. FUCK OFF").

You'll definitely notice him being a bit more abrasive and standoffish toward you for a few days, similar to the way he was when you first met- not that he wants to, it's just his natural defense. If you ask him about it he'll apologize and try to manage himself better, and if you press him he'll end up venting about "his head feeling all screwy lately". He won't give you any details because he'd rather saw his own leg off than admit he has a crush on you, but he appreciates you listening to him regardless. It does make him feel better.

As much as he tries not to let his feelings get the better of him, they often slip through anyway. He'll end up looking out for you without even thinking about it, taking extra steps to make sure you're alright during missions, shielding you with his body if things go wrong, insisting he patch your wounds up himself afterward. He also lets you borrow his jacket whenever it's raining. Yeah. The ultimate show of affection (Dan and Mick were SHOCKED when they first saw you leave with it. Leonard doesn't even let them touch it, yet he's fully letting it out of his sight with you. He's down bad).

Any flirting you attempt will send him out of his mind, even if he seems to take it in stride in the moment. He enjoys bantering with you and maintaining a snarky back-and-forth, so a lot of times he'll start on something like that, and it'll end with the two of you hardcore flirting. He can be suave when he wants, but when there's obvious romantic tension in the air because of it he chickens out every time, usually clapping you on the back before going off to join the others. He's not oblivious to how much he fumbles moments like that with you, and he overthinks it all the time whenever he's alone.

He doesn't know what the right answer is when it comes to you. It used to feel natural, and in most cases it still does, but he's largely out of his element when romance is involved and second guesses himself every time. You might think he's sending you mixed signals or leading you on, but I swear he's not, he's just bad at this. He wants so badly to be near you and to feed into the feelings he gets from it, but it's really hard for him to shake his fears. Abandonment, deceit, and betrayal have all taken their toll on him, and although he knows you've never given him any reason to doubt you, sometimes his worries just get the better of him. He doesn't want to get his hopes up for something like this that feels too good to be true, but eventually all his feelings are going to become too much for him to stomp down. They'll explode on him, and you, and when he finds out that you wholeheartedly reciprocate it'll be one of the happiest days of his life.

[lynnimini]

₊⊹ 𝘚𝘰 𝘓𝘦𝘵’𝘴 𝘎𝘰 𝘚𝘦𝘦 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘴: 4 ₊⊹

Description: 12 parts ⋆ fluff ⋆ comedy ⋆ kinda cringy?

In which y/n and woonhak take a trip down memory lane… mainly acting it out but same thing.

Pairings: k. woonhak x afab!reader

Words: 2k

Warnings: Minor cussing

"look who's finally on time"

you teased as you walked out of your house to see a proud woonhak standing there first.

"i can't keep letting you beat me out here"

woonhak smiled and nudged your shoulder slightly as you two started on your walk to the subway station. you talked about how excited you were to be going out with everyone today.

"why are there so many people here today"

woonhak groaned at the big crowd of people waiting to board the subway. it was a mystery to you too. the subway's never this full in the morning.

"there's a lot of road construction going on, so no one can drive to work as usual"

a kind woman standing behind you in line whispered. you and woonhak both nodded and thanked her for telling you two. the doors to the subway opened shortly and allowed you and woonhak to get on.

"let's go over here"

woonhak guided you to an empty space to stand, your hand clutching onto his bag for dear life to not get separated.

"woonhak i can't fucking reach the handle"

you deadpanned as woonhak tried not to laugh at you and your short arms. woonhak knew you couldn't reach the handles above you, but he also didn't take that into consideration when choosing a spot WITHOUT a pole for you to hold on to.

"woonhak do you want to die"

you seethed and threatened the boy, not even trying to hide his laughter at this point. because seriously, how could you even think of killing him when you couldn't even reach the subway overhead handles?

"just hold on to my arm or bag or something y/n. you have a tall, handsome, living statue right in front of you"

woonhak smugly grinned at you while you just rolled your eyes at him.

"yeah okay beanpole"

you scoffed as he looked at you with clear offense in his eyes, yanking his arm away the moment you reached for it to hold on.

"WOONHAK"

you yelped as the subway suddenly started and you bonked your head into his chest, woonhak laughing hard at the way you looked up at him with clear annoyance in your eyes. your nose had turned slightly red at the impact, so he at least felt a little guilty about the little stunt he pulled.

"okay okay i'm sorry. just hold on, yeah?"

woonhak composed himself and patted your shoulder lightly, letting you rest against his arm while he scrolled through TikTok on his phone and let you watch. physical affection wasn't a normal thing for you and woonhak. that's why it managed to make your heart go a little crazy every time, although it rarely happened.

your little crush on woonhak never completely went away. for 7 years, it's been you pushing down all your feelings for woonhak until they inevitably came out someday.

the jar of your feelings was slowly overflowing and leaking out, making your feelings all the more obvious to both you, who was in denial, and woonhak, who was oblivious. thankfully for you, woonhak just chalked your slightly shaking nervousness up to close proximity or nerves. you were pretty good at containing your feelings, but not good enough. they always managed to show one way or another.

after what feels like an eternity stuck in heart fluttery hell, you and woonhak managed to make it to school on time, sitting in the right places on time.

"well this is a surprise"

yunjin leaned over and whispered while giggling to herself.

"i know right? woonhak and i always barely make it in time"

you sighed with relief that there was one peaceful day you didn't have to worry about being late.

that wasn't even what yunjin was referring to. yunjin could read you like a book. she knew you had a little crush on woonhak for a while now. he was literally your boy next door. obviously she could see you were giddier than usual. she just chose to keep quiet about it since you didn't even know. yunjin's like a mom, letting you go off on your own to play just to keep it peaceful for a bit before disturbing the peace and telling you to clean up the mess you made in the process.

another half day gone by slowly. too. fucking. slowly. before you could go over to talk to woonhak and ask very politely for a cream bread, woonhak was running out of the classroom with his entire friend group.

"leehan just gave me one kiss and ran right past me you guys. can you believe it?"

chaewon scoffed and shook her head with a smile.

"why'd he do that? he's usually so lovey towards you"

you asked, very worried for chaewon's relationship. leehan seemed to be going insane.

"he was dragged by woonhak and jaehyun to play basketball"

chaewon pointed out the window down to the yard where the boys were all running and yelling and shooting hoops together, ties all thrown to the side. it felt just like when they were little kids, carefree and having so much fun.

the 10 minute warning bell chimed so the boys put their ties back on and headed back inside. you and sakura just talked about adopting a puppy together, wishful thinking honestly but still fun to talk about, until the bell rang again, signaling the end of lunch.

"ow"

you hissed as you felt something smack you on the side of your head. you turned to the direction of the culprit: woonhak of course.

sungho and riwoo had their heads in their hands, trying not to look like they were involved. on the other hand, the rest of them were silently laughing their asses off.

you picked up the cream bread he threw at you and smiled to yourself at how he got it for you automatically. you turned to smile and stick your tongue at woonhak for his attack, happily unwrapping the bread and eating it throughout the entire period.

woonhak seeing your smile over something as small as cream bread made him want to keep buying you cream bread every single day just to see you happy. maybe that was his motivation for buying you bread all the time: to see your smile.

the end of the day was finally here, and it was time to go out with everyone like you'd been so excited for.

"leehan and riwoo are gonna go home to change, so sakura, eunchae and i are gonna go with. we'll meet you there!"

chaewon winked as they all jumped in riwoo's car to go. everyone knows sakura has a fat crush on riwoo, so you always tease her and drag her along to go with riwoo anywhere. eunchae just went because she hated subways.

“we’ll follow behind you guys”

sungho said as he shook his keys and ushered everyone in his car.

you, yunjin, kazuha, and woonhak went to the shopping center on the subway while sungho, taesan, and jaehyun got in sungho's car to go.

"i really really wanna check out the new boba spot they just put in"

yunjin squealed as you and kazuha laughed and agreed. woonhak hummed in response, not really knowing yunjin or kazuha all that well.

your phone buzzed in your pocket and you checked it to find a call from chaewon.

"hello?"

"hey y/n, i'm so sorry but we can't come anymore. the tires completely blew out because there was glass on the road, so we can't even do anything"

you gasped and gave a quick summary of everything to the rest.

"i'm so sorry chae, are you okay? do you need us to come get you?"

"no no, it's okay. we called and someone's already coming. you have fun though okay? we're safe, promise"

chaewon promised and abruptly hung up. everyone else looked stunned at the random incident.

"well, let's just make the most of it. we know they’re okay so we should have fun”

kazuha said nervously, laughing lightly to brighten the mood and we continued on our way.

"hm?"

you hummed as you felt woonhak tap your shoulder. he sheepishly gestured to his messy tie, a result from hastily throwing it on after playing basketball. you rolled your eyes and tied it correctly.

yunjin glanced over at you two and internally scolded you for how oblivious you guys were. kazuha had no idea of any of your guys' little crushes. she was just there for the boba.

"we're here"

yunjin breathed in the smell of the beach which was right next to the shopping center. 

"let's go to the boba place"

yunjin grabbed kazuha and ran at mach speed away from you and woonhak so you could have some alone time. you looked at woonhak who just shrugged his shoulders and smiled.

"wanna go to the beach?"

he asked and you nodded excitedly. you haven't been to the beach with woonhak in such a long time.

"race you"

you grinned and ran off towards the beach, absolutely no competition for woonhak because of his long legs and speed.

"i won"

woonhak laughed.

"nuhuh, i totally won"

you joked from beside him, panting heavily. you took your shoes and socks off, wading in the water and splashing woonhak.

"y/n!"

he shouted and did the same, running into the water to splash you 10x more. you guys laughed, becoming cold and soaked within an hour of being at the beach.

it was like a kdrama scene. two childhood best friends messing around at the beach like old times.

"ready to go woonhak?"

you said as your teeth chattered from the cold water dripping from head to toe. woonhak nodded and grabbed both of your guys' shoes, walking towards the only place that made sense after the beach: granny's noodle shop.

"hi granny"

you and woonhak both said, smiling widely at the sweet old lady who still looked as shocked as ever to see you guys soaked to the bone as teenagers.

"i was wrong when i thought you guys would grow out of your silly water fights"

she chuckled, draping two towels over you guys as she had done for years. you and woonhak stood outside to dry off while the granny went to grab you guys your favorite noodles.

"you two are still like the first day you met. mischievous and playful"

she set the bowls down at the table and laughed. the nostalgia came flooding both of your guys' minds, making you feel immense happiness the entire time you ate your noodles.

"woonhak, we have to come to the beach more often"

you said as you finished off your bowl. woonhak nodded and patted his belly. the sizes upgraded the older you two got. the granny's noodle shop was definitely a crucial factor in your guys' growth and development.

"i got you"

woonhak lightly pushed you back into your chair when you got up to pay, handing the actual amount to the cashier. you giggled at the sight, remembering when you and woonhak had no idea how to calculate money and would give whatever you had in your pockets.

"what a gentleman"

you chuckled and woonhak rolled his eyes.

"bye granny!"

you two said and granny waved back, smiling so widely her eyes became lovely crescents.

"i still have a couple towels at home to return to granny"

woonhak said sheepishly on the way home.

"oh my gosh me too. we really do have to go more. i want to see her more often"

you said as woonhak nodded furiously. the two of you shared so much love for that noodle shop. it was a symbol of your childhood adventures and growth.

you guys reached home faster than you would've liked. time with woonhak always flew by so fast because it was so fun together.

"see you tomorrow woonhak?"

you turned to say as you two stood in front of your houses.

"see you tomorrow!"

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[ebonyslasher]

Spicy Alphabet: Sephiroth

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Y/n, Clean up time~. And he expects to be spotless as he reclines as you wipe him. Make sure to apply lotion, you absolute beauty. Sephiroth will hold your hand, but let him cover his hair first. And yes, that is your big bonnet he stole.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Sephiroth: HIM.

You: Hands. Your fingers were neat and graceful. Watching them wander his perfect body was entertaining. The feel against his soft skin was divine. Bonus points for you if you get them done. Oh y/n, that's fucking arousing. Wrap them around his heavy cock.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Hentai level cum. Purposefully blue balls himself for a colossal load. Sephiroth will hold your legs open to watch his semen flow out of you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

While crushing on you, Sephiroth would alter reality many times to pretend you were coming on to him, flirting, being sensual, calling him god.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He tried to be a whore, but didn’t work out. Too standoffish in his youth. Found out he was too picky with his partners. He has a select few (his former close friends) he’s had experience with.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

This

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

His version of being goofy is his dry-ass humor… and it's not for the bedroom. You are not amused.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Carpet matches thankfully. Y'all know he's groomed to the gods, the fuck.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Weird to see him intimate. You’ll get moments here and there. Does care, it just shows differently. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

His favorite way is spying on you while doing something regular and he jacks off without you knowing. Sometimes he will actually be somewhere near, but you'll never know

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Worship, size difference, affectionate cruelty, energy play, latex, mind control, mutual masterbation, tease and denial

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Any alternate reality you want, the possibilities are endless. The moon? An ice cave? In a lavish mansion? Tell him what you want.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Call him god. Parade around in a latex outfit. A sucker for taking care of his hair and offering servitude cutely, looking up at him with those pretty eyes. Although, it's pleasing to win submission with a fight.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Nothing that will negatively affect his appearance, if you stop worshipping him, mention anything about Shinra, talk about Cloud and his posse positively

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Would rather receive. Chocking you with his cock is an experience he adores too much. Seeing your cute brown ass struggle to take it in is too much fun. He'll give if you've earned it. Better do a good job to get that y/n.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast, rough, with some sensuality.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Huge Fan. He's passionate about catching you off guard. Wild man.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Yeah, he's down! A powerful being like him can do anything you desire. Ask him for permission and he won't turn you down. He’d fuck you in front of Cloud if he wanted to.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

God level. Can go all day. Literally, you've had to gleefully suffer through a full day of sex. Sephiroth was unbelievably horny that day.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Yes. He owns a few toys and will use them. He likes to roleplay, so he has props for specific scenes.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Head Unfair Bitch in Charge. Sephiroth will leave you unsatisfied if he is not pleased with your performance. AND THEN!!!! Continues to toy with you and edge you at irregular opportunities. He's laughed hearing you dog him out in your mind.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Silent. He will either talk to you or smoothly give orders.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Sephiroth will utilize telekinesis to project provocative imagery in your head. Him stroking his massive dick, pre-cum dropping amazingly from his tip. Fingering you open, stretching enough so you could see the inside of yourself. It pleases him to see you stop, your pretty eyes glazing over.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

8.5

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Varies too much to determine a pattern. Good luck and watch out.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Does he even need sleep (serious question)??? He won’t  

[cringelordofchaos]

Disability + Queer headcanons for some South Park characters i like

(warning: u might not agree w everything i have to say !!! :shocked emoji:)

(also sorry if im inconsistent w some characters pronouns ill probably refer to a character with their canon pronouns in the show and then when i remember trans hcs of said characterr suddenly ill refer to the w different pronouns)

Craig Tucker

- gay (no fucking shit sherlock)

- level 1 autistic, low empathy, difficulties communicating and understanding emotions, yada yada u get the gist

- some form of anxiety? idk probs not to a disordered amount but its there.

Kenny McCormick

- Chronic pain (everywhere)

- Epilepsy

- dude LITERALLY got a seizure from simply playing a video game (in thepokemon episode) this dudes physical health is so bad prolly cuz his constant deaths still leave an impact on him even after he gets revived?

- autism !? (idk im not 100% sure just yet)

- selectively mute

- probably some form of (complex?) PTSD from the constant traumatizing deaths he endures though again like im not sure

- but yyeah ok i just remembered thispost is about disability AND queer hcs so uhm kenny. I like the genderqueer hcs but he could also just be really gnc and i love that for him too. either way likes women a lot and i cant exactly imagine him liking a dude? like idk maybe but nah i dont see it

Tweek Tweak

- im sorry but i personally dont view him as having adhd cuz his parents tell others hes hyperactive bc of it but really its because they keep drugging the fucking eight year old so idk. like idk he could possibly have it but i cant decipher cuz we dont know what tweek would be like if he wasnt drugged and a coffee addict at such a young age. and causes of symptoms matter

- but yeah he def has GAD and panic disorder bc of the drugged coffee

- oh also gay

eric cartman

- NPD (i know hes a really stereotypical and harmful portrayal of it and there should be better representation of it but theres no way he doesnt have it im sorry)

- sexuality and gender are whatever benefits him at the moment

(ok but if ur actually wondering abt my hc hes probably gay)(in extreme denial obviously though)

Butters Stotch

- has some form of disorder related to trauma and if he doesnt hell get one when he grows up because like dudes been through SOME FUCKING SHIT. (and he canonically falls asleep to and wakes up to the sounds of his own screams so like. uhm)

- seems like hes straight? like could be bi though idk. he DID have a crush on princess kenny though? take it as you will lmao

- SHIT i forgot about marjorine. yeah just like w kenny either genderqueer or gnc, love both hcs

- may i suggest aroace butters though

- or no sexuality butters (he doesnt have a sexuality :broke heart:)(dont aks me how that works it jst does)

Stan Marsh

- Major depressive disorder

- literal alcoholic at age 10 thats bound to mess him up for life one way or another

- canonically diagnosed with asperger's syndrome but it was his obvious depression being misdiagnosed

- bi but like only gay for specific chars. but yeah confused abt sexuality

- gender questioning too and its pretty canon as shown in 'the cissy'. though then again stans really empathetic so u could say stans confused feelings of gender identity were just being influenced by cartman and wendy recently telling the school theyre trans. idk WHICH way stans trans though and neither do they

- emo

kyle broflovski

- im gonna hes say asexual cuz of human kite's character chart thingy and also bc why not

- have got zero clue as to what his sexuality is like. im a style shipper (big surprise ik) so u might think i think he likes dudes but idk. ive never seen anyone hc him as aroace before but i think it could fit him. he does seem like he could just be cishet too. or maybe bi? ive also seen gay hcs of him. idk man i think multiple fit depending on how u interpret his character?

-

Tolkien Black

- his roleplay character chart thingy said ther character was gender neutral so im going w that hc

- likes girls (canon as shown in cartman finds love)

Bradly/Bradley (the one from the conversion therapy episode)

- gay (SHOCKER)(BIGASS SURPRISE)(

Timmy

- canon wheelchair user (whats the term again i forgor) and also intellectually disabled (but also there was one point where it was revealed he was actually a genius i think?? so maybe hes not intellectually disabled but rather he lacks the capacity to express or communicate his inner world? idk)

- timmy

thas all i got for now im too lazy to continue but yeah pls dont kill me for these

EDIT 11/JUNE/2024: forgot to say this but also kenny has more physical disabilities than listed and also Cartman is dyslexic in my hc

[ninjagrace]

what’s ur favorite scenario to dream about with mtsk and death (kou dying, specifically)

YOU. YOU GET ME.

i’m gonna start this off with saying that kou minamoto is literally my favorite character ever so don’t think i’m doing this because i hate him i just think about him way too much and this is where i end up after thinking for too long

i have SO MUCH to say about this but i’m gonna throw it under the cut bc i don’t wanna catch ppl off guard with my insane bullshit

if ur reading this and u get upset it’s ur own fault /hj

alright SO

first off kou definitely should’ve died during the pp arc just for shits and giggles. it would’ve been like a “what the fuck just happened” for every character and the whole fandom and the chaos that would’ve ensued from the death of a major character would’ve been absolutely WILD- like bitch just killed himself. he straight up committed suicide. there’s no way of rephrasing that bc that’s what he did. it would’ve been a plot-shattering moment and really just heartbreaking and awful and aidairo could’ve done so much with it.

for one, mitsuba would’ve been very Not Ok because he would’ve blamed himself for kou dying and he’d definitely try to gaslight himself into believing kou was still alive- that would not work btw he’d just be in insane denial

anyway imma move on from that arc even though i could go into it so much deeper and focus on things that i could see happening just to make the story hella interesting (i’ve been very tempted to write a fic about this so beware)

i think the most likely ways kou would die would either be suicide or being killed by tsukasa. we’ve already seen him attempt to kill himself, thwarted by mitsuba then brushed aside for some reason, and i’m about to do a full ass analysis on why tsukasa should murder our boy :3

reiterating that I LOVE KOU MINAMOTO WITH MY WHOLE HEART HES PERFECT

okay so tsukasa. hes a silly guy. one of his main traits is he loves to fuck with people, right? right yeah whatever get to the point IM WORKING ON IT ok sorry anyway he’s silly right. he thrives off fucking people up as much as possible. since he knows fucking everything i’m gonna assume he knows how important kou is to mitsuba and, given the fact that it’s so easy to fuck with mitsuba, he’d know that messing with kou in some way would make the biggest impact. every way he messes up mitsuba’s (after)life doesn’t emotionally impact him for too long, given the fact that he and kou with it out every time. but what happens when we take out the support system? that’s what we wanna know.

so ofc tsukasa feels all silly goofy and takes out kou just for funzies. mitsuba is absolutely fucking destroyed in every way. he blames himself, duh. this splits off into 2 possible scenarios that i’ve created lol.

possibility one: mitsuba stays in his boundary for god knows how long, refusing to talk to anyone. eventually he goes to shijima, begging for a replacement kou. even if hes fake, it’s better than nothing, right? shijima understood his grief, in a way. so, she gave in. boom. kou copy. the rest was none of her business.

kou copy only knows what shijima knows about him, so let’s go with everything up until the end of the picture perfect arc. he has no idea about anything after, including the aquarium date, the far shore incident, and the supernaturals being banished from the near shore in the first place, and it’s fine that way. …right? well, that means he also doesn’t know that he’s supposed to be dead.

he keeps asking mitsuba when he can leave the boundary and go home, when he can go see senpai, when he can see his brother, and he’s very upset. mitsuba has no idea what to do. he was overjoyed to have his crush best friend back that he didn’t even think of what would happen after… he couldn’t let kou out of the boundary. that was out of the question. keeping kou here would make him miserable and make him hate mitsuba. so at this point they’re stuck in a cycle of shouting matches of wether or not kou is allowed to leave, periods of silence, and occasional truces because they both need someone to keep them sane, and who else can do it but each other?

possibly 2: supernaturals are a thing in this world, so why can’t kou be one too? even though tsukasa is the one who killed kou in the first place, mitsuba begs him to bring kou back, to make kou a supernatural just like mitsuba. mitsuba knows what being a supernatural feels like. he knows that just letting kou go would be so much better for the dumb blonde boy. he knows that kou deserves better than to be forced to live in a world that doesn’t want him anymore. but mitsuba is selfish. so tsukasa makes kou into a supernatural. for funzies, you know? he’d never worked with a human corpse before, so why not try out making one into a supernatural?

the process of making a supernatural is… messy. mitsuba now knows this, as he couldn’t look away from his boyfriend being made into one. it was horrific. i’m not gonna delve into it because i really don’t wanna think about that i’m so sorry my poor baby

just like with mitsuba, tsukasa didn’t have kou’s actual soul to work with, just supernatural parts and kou’s body. it was simply an animated puppet that looked like kou minamoto. “it’s fine,” mitsuba said, “it’s okay, he’s back, that what matters, right?” “it’ll be fine, right minamoto?” and as he looks to kou for support, all he gets in response is a blank look. he realizes, after staring in horror at the jagged scar on kou’s neck, that his vocal chords are absolutely fucked up beyond repair. he’d never hear kou’s voice again.

thanks for reading and i’m so sorry <3

[futuregws]

Update on my opinion on the bear, since I started a conversation about ships and the show itself I will make two separate posts for this, this one is about ships (I'm currently on ep 6 season 2 btw).

So basically my opinion is the same but stronger I guess, I don't get it, Syd and Marcus so far I HIGHLY doubt anything will happen he definitely has a crush on her but I'm not sure she likes him, but still I personally feel like they would work a lot better, still I don't personally ship them I just prefer them, about Syd and Carmy all I'm seeing is a friendship/partnership that people are trying too fucking hard to make it something else, I've seen their shippers throw literal tantrums when people rightfully bring up the fact that men and women being close does not equal a relationship or romantic feelings, they seem to like to use that against others a lot by also adding small little scenes to "prove their point" and what's even more ridiculous is how mad they get when people say that they only ship them as platonic soulmates, like am I obligated to ship Syd and Carmy romantically to be a fan of the show, bc if so let me know bc I will piss out I don't wanna deal with that behavior. Like there's this war between the people that think it's platonic and the people that think it's romantic and once again like in so many other fandoms they seem to have this superiority complex (some of them). But at the end of the day if you wanna ship them, go for it, but other people don't have to, and when you bring up scenes like his panic attack or the fridge scene and say shit like this:

Like no it won't become invalid.

It's as if your opinion/take on a scene is the only correct one therefore others need to see it the same way, it's absolutely insane, specially if you then go and see what the actors say about their characters and their "relationship" and it completely contradicts what the shippers are going for, like the whole, oh him calming down thinking about her during a panic attack is peak romance, thing gets completely crushed by all of this

Like dude this is what jeremy said:

And this is what Ayo said:

Soooo, maybe don't act like your opinion is above others when the actors would literally agree with the people calling them platonic, you know the ones that y'all like to call delusional and say that their opinion is invalid. Y'all like to make fun of this (which is very strange like what year did y'all get stuck on) but yeah men and women can be friends/best friends/coworkers hell whatever tf without romantic feelings, like do y'all fall in love with every single person you meet/all of your friends, are y'all okay?? No one is in denial no one's opinion is invalid here YOU ship them, doesn't mean it's romantic or that anyone else needs to see them as such or that they have to be.

Anyway I will give my opinion on the actual show in a minute (even though no I'm not finished yet lol)

[rexscanonwife]

Ok I feel a bit unwell tonight (gee I wonder why ._.) So since I can't do much else I gotta spew my thoughts and be a little insane about this song for a while

Ramblings under the cut ofc

OUGGHGHH OKKK this whole song is so fucking good but I'll start with this bit for now but my god the whole song has this theme of someone singing TO Achilles, begging him to come away from some edge or precipice. Ofc there's lots of ways to look at this but I choose to think of it as Anakin teetering on the edge of falling to the dark side, thinking that he has no choice.

'The self is not so weightless; nor whole and unbroken' UGHH Anakin carries so many heavy things in his heart. His pain, his grief, his GUILT, his conflict. Yet he's not ONLY these things. I'll never be an Anakin apologist PER SE (except when it's funy) but every bad thing he does can usually be tracked, and so can his deterioration THATS THE WHOLE POINT. Despite all this he's been a great friend and brother, he has love and hope and faith in his heart as well as all these bad things.

'Remember the pact of our youth' the unyielding loyalty and affection that Brea and Anakin have for each other!! But it's true, she'd follow him anywhere, not only because she trusts him and knows what a capable leader he can be but she literally wouldn't be who she is today WITHOUT him. Without his friendship and without the ways they've encouraged or allowed each other to grow 😭😭😭

I'VE SAID NUMEROUS TIMES ON THIS BLOG THAT LOVE TORE ANAKIN APART. More accurately his inability to keep holding it inside him, his fate not letting him express it properly, the fear that he'd lose it and the grip he has on it eventually crushing it UGH MY GOD and I didn't screenshot it but the first verse has 'all of us, some of us love you/it's not really much but there's proof' BUT HE COULDN'T SEE IT 😭😭😭

And maybe the second part of the chorus is more Brea being OPTIMISTIC, maybe in a state of denial.

OK so the song does this cool thing where it switches back and forth in a couple verses to the 'inner voice' of 'Achilles' that berates and criticizes him, but obvi in my narrative I'm choosing to see it as literally Palpatine 😂😂 and ofc the parentheses would be both Brea reaching out to him, but ALSO everyone who loved Anakin, and the tiny glimmer of him that still remembers who he was. I love also that while trying to ease him with words of encouragement the parentheses also just like...basically tell the other speaker to shut up 😂 like yeah Brea WOULD straight up just tell Palpatine to go fuck himself!!

Ok and this bit gets me SO hard. Cause if u listen to it (which I highly recommend but it's ok if u don't 🫶) the opposing voices harmonize and then sing in unison, and to me it gives me a really strong visual of Anakins inner turmoil!! And not only that, it makes me think of my AU where instead of fleeing the temple during Order 66 in the confusion she sees that its Anakin leading the attack and decides to try to confront him!!! And I can see it being something she says to him, and their one on one fight that would ensue 😤😤

Ugh and not to mention how brilliant an Achilles comparison is, as I've mentioned I'm a sucker for religious and mythological imagery. Achilles. The PERFECT warrior, powerful, and NEARLY flawless. Emphasis on nearly. His end being brought upon him by that one thing.

I could go on and on about EVERY verse and little bit about this song tbh but this post would be forever long but my god. My fucking god. I've been thinking about this a lot today as u can see 0_0

[imogenleewriter]

I would have waited for it to be over to rr the whole thing, write a rant simultaneously and then send but lmfao the ne chapter needs to be ranted about.

(I'm only 2 words in)

Not Louis being smarter than Harry lmao.

Yeah, Louis it's LITERALLY the only explanation my brothah stop lying

'symptoms' BAHAHAHAHA

Not Louis being SCIENCE and Harry being completely inexperienced on falling in LOVE LMFAO

Noooooo Louis knows what those feelings are cuz everytime he triggered then he also felt them himself 🥲🤏

✨Love ✨

Not harry's symptoms being his literal FEELINGS FFS

Nooooo Louis only has a theory. (I need Zayn to somehow find out about this debacle and repeat it at their wedding or to their children (whichever option Harry hates more and Louis is less wary of))

Yeah Louis you're definitely, DEFINITELY misinterpreting this YUP YEAH sounds about right

(side note:- idk how you even ever manage to put so much work into something you do for free and get so much stupid comments for but I will ALWAYS be SOOOO GRATEFUL 🥲 like these are the highlights of my shitty days I can't believe you do it for free TYSM TYSM THANK YOU SO MUCH 💗💗💗)

(also:- a massive, massive thank you to everyone who supports you and helps you because- just- just- LOOK how amazing these are I literally can't rn-)

Knowing for sure that Harry isn't sick, I do kind of understand why Louis is hesitant to assume Harry's just in love with him because imagine your crush is casually dying in your arms out of a heart attack or something and you are just like "dw, bestie, your heart is fully functional, you just have feelings ❤️"

Ok so rn I am at the place where Louis is thinking about how Harry can totally have feelings for him but still not want a relationship and just- *sigh* don't you just HATE it when a character who is clearly miscommunicating still make sense in their monologue based on what their arc and personality is? *sigh again*

It's so funny that the tables have COMPLETELY turned this time around now HARRY is an oblivious idiot but LOUIS KNOWS!!!!

(I love how subtle this shift is btw because I'm not really sure why but in my brain Louis' characterization seemed like he knows his problems and would just rather be in blissful denial about it, yk? But Harry always seemed like a person who would look at others worst emotions when directed at himself but forgive the other person and not himself)

Looking at Louis's inner monologue rn is so funny because he is just like "omg I cracked a case"

Help-this is getting too long for an ask but basically my point is that if I have been procrastinating this ask for ages and I am still stressing over the semantics in it then you being stressed over the complete masterpiece literature you create that I and so many other people are lucky enough to find then IS MORE THAN REASONABLE!!!!

So THANK YOU

I'll just read the rest by myself sorry 😐 I'll add it to the inevitable rant I'll send in your dms whenever I can complete it lmao my life is a fucking mess with me somehow ending up with fucking BOB CUT rn in this economy but I'll send it I PROMISE

Hahaha I love all the comments I get I promiseeeeeeeeee!

Well 99% of them. The other ones I whine about in a discord group to the point they made me my own sticker

Thanks @enchantedlandcoffee

No, but it's honestly a sticker in a group with like 80 people and I love thinking about what the people who don't know me (because the majority of the time I only go in there to complain) think when they open the group stickers and see that one.

ANYWAYYYYYYY

I appreciated all your commentary a lot! I love it when people understand the characters and why they do things even if they don't agree with what they do.

Sorry about the bob-cut, not that I have anything against bob cuts but it sounds like it was not what you wanted.

A few years ago I went to a salon and asked for my hair to be just above my shoulders. The hairdresser was clearly in the middle of something, like maybe a break-up because she was like... close to tears and kept using the phone and stuff.

Anyway my hair but was at the nape of my neck, like if it was any shorter she would have had to use a razor. Without me even complaining- because I just can't do it- the manager gave me a discount. Like I literally didn't say a word about it and she gave me a discount. That's how bad it was.

As soon as I walked out I burst into tears and cried non-stop for at least two days. I literally put on social media if anyone sees me not to talk about the haircut or I'll start crying. It was sooooo bad.

Anyway lol, thank you!!

[starry-delusions]

We Gotta Make Up For Lost Time

Gabriel Reyes/Jack Morrison

Tags: Gentle Dom Reaper | Gabriel ReyesBottom Soldier: 76 | Jack Morrison, Light BDSM, Blow Jobs, First Time, First Time Bottoming, Jack Morrison is a Good Boy, Dirty Talk, Gentle Kissing, Jack Morrison is Needy, Orgasm Edging, Orgasm Denial

God he's handsome. Stupid, dumb, crazy thoughts he shouldn't be thinking about his friend and coworker. But he is though. Jack didn't think he had a type before joining the military, he had his usual crushes on fictional characters but he never really had a crush on anyone. At 25, he now has his first crush, and it was on his best friend. Really fucked yourself over here, didn't you Jack? All the other guys had always made jokes (vaguely jokes) about how he shouldn’t go getting crushes or be attracted to any of them, because they're "straight." None of them had to worry about that except Gabe.

None of them even came close to Gabe.

The moment Jack laid eyes on Gabe he knew he was in trouble. Tall dark and handsome, with a snarky, funny attitude to follow. Jack had nearly killed himself multiple times in the gym watching this man do bicep curls. Or squats. Burned into my fucking retinas forever, thank you God. The conversation was turning weird, Jack knew he wouldn't be able to hide his stupid little crush while talking to his stupid little crush about what he would like his stupid little crush to do to him. He could feel his face growing redder at the very thought. Please god don't notice.

"…wonder what he'd think if he met a bisexual person before."

"Huh?" The noise forced its way out of Jack's throat, half trying to keep conversation, half genuine confusion and shock. Gabe looked at him, "I'm bisexual, y'know."

"Oh." It was all Jack could say, he honestly didn’t see it coming. He knew Gabe was straight, or at least somewhat attracted to women, he had talked about previous girlfriends before. That still didn't mean Jack suspected he was into men.

"Heh, did I just blow your mind?" Gabe chuckled, eyes locked onto him while Jack was looking at the floor hoping it would swallow him up and take him away from this conversation.

"Yeah, a little," Jack could feel the heat on the back of his neck, "I never would've guessed you…like men."

"I haven't dated a guy. Slept with plenty though." This is not at all where Jack thought this conversation was going to go. His brain is racing with thoughts, thoughts he should not be having, about a man that is literally inches from him. He can only imagine how readable it is on his face.

"Really?" Jack has no idea how he's still talking, but he thinks he's doing a good job keeping it together. Thinks being the key word.

"Yeah well, I used to go to this one club and dom so…lotta gay guys there."

I am going to choke on my fucking tongue and die in front of him. Club? Gabe used to go to clubs and fuck, is that what Jack is hearing? I mean I can see Gabe partying I guess but going to fuck? Gabe? Gabe used to go and fuck random people-random men?

[bytedykes]

More ritsu questions!!!! 9 and 11 and 14

hehe yes... YES...

9. Your least favorite outfit of them

already answered this one but to reiterate, his clothes are so #normal i cant really hate any of them <3 they are just not that memorable to me also... genuinely cant think of any outfits he wears beyond school uniform, the orange hoodie, and like. normal house clothes

11. What’s the first thing you think about when thinking about the character?

HN... THE LOANS... as well as all the panels of him being so not normal about spoons as well as how fucking SILLY this boy is!!!!! i love him so much!!! he is so FUCKING silly i could write a fucking essay about how silly he is! everything about ritsu is just so many layers of him being so fuckign WEIRD but being so vehement in his denial of that... he's literally ridiculous. he doesnt even listen to music. kicking my feet and twirling my hair fr

14. Best storyline they had

FUCK EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE BIG CLEANUP ARC!!! I FUCKING LOVE BIG CLEANUP ARC OK. i think it is so well done. like. the absolute GUILT AND DESPAIR ritsu is feeling, he is being CRUSHED under the weight of what he has done, he beats himself up about it so thoroughly he fucking manifests psychic powers, the thing he has been wishing for HIS WHOLE LIFE. and the cause of all this is because his classmate wanted to frame some guy for licking recorders. what the fuck for real

ok no i have more to say. its been a minute since i watched/read the big cleanup arc so forgive me if this is wrong, but iirc the whole reason ritsu goes along with kamuro's idea is because he wanted to protect mob. and like. its SO INTERESTING because he wants to keep mob safe so mob doesn't EXPLODE! he wants to like, keep mob in a bubble, he wants to bubblewrap him because mob is volatile, mob is dangerous, when mob gets stressed bad things happen and ritsu is scared! but also he loves his brother! he doesn't want delinquents bullying him! and even though he knows it's not like, great of them to frame people for perv things, he does it anyway and that leads to like a month straight of ritsu having the worst most haunted guilty paranoid time of his life lmao

plus in the anime we see more of ritsu being a model brother/student/son before his joker arc, which makes the contrast that much sharper and more impactful when he goes completely off the rails. also like the big cleanup arc is fucking hilarious . local teen goes thru so much stress he gains ability to blow things up with his mind. local teen starts beating the shit out of p- oh my god i just remembered he briefly pretended to be white t poison too how can u NOT love big cleanup arc. LOCAL TEEN STARTS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF OTHER MIDDLE SCHOOLERS WITH HIS MIND POWERS, all while not refuting the claim that he is his brother's gangster alter ego. like. WHAT!!! he is insane!!!!

on top of that. ON TOP OF THAT. local teen lets an EVIL SPIRIT possess him, which is just so uniquely funny because its RITSU! ritsu who is mob's brother! ritsu who KNOWS about spirits and how dangerous they can be! ritsu who sees a green fart cloud offering to possess him in exchange for being able to bend spoons a little better and goes ALRIGHT BET and just. lets him. he just lets dimple possess him... he just lets him...

AND i also love the resolution to the big cleanup arc. like. yeah the segue into the claw arc is a little ehh and i kind of wish we'd spent more time watching ritsu jokerify himself but the scene where ritsu is so angry and yelling at mob and then mob tells ritsu that he's his little brother and he loves him? and then they hug it out? AGHHH. SO GOOD. literally the siblings of all time i fucking love big cleanup arc. holy fuck

ok and going back a bit it is just. SO INTERESTING to see how the mask unravels. suddenly ritsu isn't the kind, awed little brother who just wants to help mob, who fixes his spoons for him at the dinner table, who checks in on him at night. suddenly we see ritsu being bitter and jealous and resentful and SCARED of his brother and it's all of these conflicting feelings mixing around in his little 13 year old self of a pressure cooker and when that pressure cooker explodes... GOD. its so good. i love that. not even necessarily the reveal of "oh hes a little fucked up actually" itself but the CONTRAST of the perfect mask he wears and then the messy conflicted struggling 13 year old he actually is. like WOAG!!! HE IS SO 13!!!!!

anyway. i love big cleanup arc. thumbs up emoji

[jaeyunmocha]

Until I found You ♡ jakehoon

Two boys, best friends, in denial of the fact they are in love with each other finally admit it. - "Juliet to your- wait, no. Romeo-2.0 to your Romeo!"

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They wouldn’t admit it, but they were madly in love with each other.

They were part of a friend group of seven, and all five others could see the tension between them, the long lingering looks, the sometimes lingering touches and the awkward blushing that occurred after they made contact or did anything remotely sweet for each other.

Meet Jake and Sunghoon, the two awkward teenagers who refuse to believe they’re in love.

“I swear I don’t like him! Not in that way. He’s a great friend,” Jake whined defensively when confronted by Jungwon and Jay, his best friends. 

“The way your face goes red every time his hands brush against yours says otherwise, though,” Jay spoke.

“I don’t blush! I seriously do not—”

“Sunghoon posted on Instagram!” Jungwon smirked at Jake, looking up from his phone. Jake practically leapt off of the bed to snatch Jungwon’s phone from him, only to see a blank screen.

“Where’s the post?” Jake urged, looking at Jungwon. Which is when he realised there was no post. He rolled his eyes at his friend for exposing him so brutally.

“Okay fine, maybe I have a little soft spot for him. Happy?” Jake sighed, picking at the skin around his fingernails, then running his hands through his lush blonde hair.

“Extremely,” Jay grinned. 

Parallelly, Sunghoon was being “bullied” by Niki and Heeseung.

“ADMIT IT, YOU HAVE A BIG FAT CRUSH ON JAKEY!” Niki threatened while on top of Sunghoon, pinning his arms and legs to the floor. 

“I don’t!”

“Like fuck you don’t. You get all blushy when you’re with him,” Heeseung said, looming over Sunghoon’s face.

“I don’t blush. I am physically incapable.”

“Oh yeah? What about that time Jake leant in and kissed you while you were staring at the stars that night?”

“That never even happened Niki, what in fuck—” though Sunghoon was telling the truth, his cheeks went bright red with embarrassment, and his stomach swirled.

“But you’re blushing, aren’t you?”

“I’d blush even if you said that you’d kiss me!” Sunghoon whined in defence, looking up at Niki on top of him. 

“Okay, I’m going to kiss you, then,” Niki tested, pretending to kiss Sunghoon.

“Ayo this is getting kinda non-PG-13—” Heeseung interrupted, eyeing the sight in front of him.

“Okay then you kiss him,” Niki suggested.

“Alright,” Heeseung grinned, advancing towards Sunghoon, brushing his blonde locks out of his eyes and gently kissing his lips.

“Okay, what the fuck I didn’t actually mean it,” Niki said as he took a moment to process what just happened, freeing Sunghoon’s hands from his grip and sitting on Sunghoon’s knees.

Sunghoon, frozen in shock, stared up at the ceiling with parted lips and mouthed “what the fuck?”

Thankfully, in Sunghoon’s luck, a little forced blush crept onto his cheeks.

“Okay, he’s blushing. Dude, you’re hopeless,” Heeseung sighed, patting Sunghoon’s chest. Just then, Niki’s boyfriend and roommate, Sunoo, entered the room.

“Dude, what the hell—”

“This isn’t what it looks like,” Niki interjected, getting off Sunghoon’s knees.

“Yeah okay, but why are you both bullying poor Sunghoon?”

“Yeah, poor Sunghoon indeed,” Sunghoon piped, getting off the floor to stand beside Sunoo. 

“He still refuses to admit that he likes Jake,” Heeseung answers.

“You stupid child,” Sunoo hums, pushing Sunghoon away playfully. “Literally everyone’s seen you get flustered around him.”

“Okay, fine! Jeez. I have a crush on him, okay? A massive crush. Pleased?” Sunghoon grunted, avoiding everyone’s gazes. He heard a wave of high-fives happen around him as he buried his face in his hands, too embarrassed to look up. 

“Will you please confess to him?! There’s no use in this useless pining. Besides, it’s so fucking obvious he likes you too,” Niki sighed, shaking Sunghoon vigorously by the shoulders.

“But— wait, what?”

“Don’t tell me you haven’t noticed it, Sunghoon. He’s completely in love with you. You’re basically a couple already, dude,” Heeseung added.

“The way you look at each other and smile out of nowhere, the way you both do cute things for each other, the way you start giggling at making eye contact with each other…  mean, sure, it could be mistaken for something best friends do,” Sunoo moved in front of Sunghoon and placed a hand on his shoulder. “But we, and I mean all five of us know, and notice it. Every small action, no matter how hard you try to brush it away, it's still there. Alright? You need to do something, because this lovelorn creature who puts up a façade of "it's just bromance" will crack one day, and what if it's too late by then? You'll be missing out on something you never knew the potential of. It's not often you find two people with such beautiful chemistry, so I'm telling you, take the chance and tell him how you feel. I did that with Niki, and look where it got us?"

The room fell silent as each of them let Sunoo's words sink in. What was just a playful atmosphere turned into something solemn, a reminder that they were growing up, somehow. After everything everyone had just said — Sunoo's elaborate speech, and the very fact that Jake liked him back — he decided there was no harm. You only live once, I guess.

"Okay I'll do it."

A whoop escaped from Niki and Heeseung's lips, and Sunoo clapped and squeezed him into a hug. 

"Lemme just text Jay and Wonie…" Sunoo giggled, ruffling Niki's haiir as he picked up the phone.

"Wait, what?"

"Yeah, they were in on this," Niki said dryly.

"You– I–"

"Shut up or I'll kiss you again," Heeseung threatened playfully. Sunghoon did shut up, however. 

"Okay, how do I do it?"

"How does a normal person go and ask someone out?" Sunoo drawled.

"They first fix a date," Niki answered instead of Sunghoon.

"They then meet at that place alone," Heeseung added.

"Don't drop the bomb immediately, first make casual conversation, start sitting closer to each other — which shouldn't be hard since you are best friends anyway — and then just gently do it," Sunoo explained.

"You don't have to have an elaborate speech prepared, just say whatever comes to you on the spot. If it happens to be a speech, so be it. If it happens to be an awkward, rushed, "ilikeyoudoyoulikemetoo?" so be it. Do it your way," Heeseung said, putting a hand on Sunghoon's shoulder and giving it a gentle squeeze.

"Okay. Okay. Okay I can do this, it's no biggie, right? Just go tell him I like him and then he'll tell me he likes me and then boom we're dating and this is all I've ever wanted, right?" Sunghoon rambled, balling his sweaty hands into fists.

"Not so fast, you're not dating just yet…  go on a couple more unofficial "dates" and then one of you asks the other to be their boyfriend."

"God, this is too complicated. I’m gonna wing it. Alright?”

“You do you, man,” Heeseung mumbled.

The next day in school, as Sunghoon passed Jake in the hallway, they greeted each other with their usual elaborate handshake, but at the end of it, Sunghoon pulled Jake towards him and hugged him. Just out of the blue, a nice, long, comforting hug. Jake of course hugged back, trying desperately to ignore the butterflies thrashing around in his stomach. The smell of lemongrass clung faintly to Sunghoon’s white shirt and wafted into Jake’s nose. The smell of comfort.

While Sunghoon had Jake pressed to his chest, he whispered into the latter's ear: "meet me in the parking lot after school." 

If Jake and Sunghoon's hearts began to beat faster, they definitely tried to ignore it. When they pulled away from the hug, they made eye contact — a long, electric look that sent shivers up their spines. The older boy didn't fail to notice the blush on Sunghoon's cheeks and smiled when he saw it.

Cute.

But what did Sunghoon have in mind?

The two boys laboured through their day in school. Each hour felt like eternities of waiting. The older boy did nothing the whole day except one physics assignment, a few math notes, and a lot of procrastination.

When the bell rang, Jake sprung out of his seat with his bag and darted towards the parking lot, and as soon as he ran in, he saw Sunghoon, waiting by the exit for him. The older boy slowed down a bit to catch his breath as he made his way to the other. 

“So?” Jake said with a laugh, with a smile so bright that Sunghoon seemed to be falling in love all over again.

“So,” Sunghoon echoed with a raised eyebrow, smiling back at Jake. “Thought we could hang out at the park for a bit. It’s been a while since it’s been just us.”

“Sounds great!” Jake squeaked, trying to hide the evident flush in his cheeks.

The park was barely a 10-minute walk from their school, and they just let the moment sink in, as they walked with non-stop chatter. 

It was something about that day, something in the air alongside love. The sunset cast a golden-auburn sheen over the street lined with tall oak trees with fallen leaves that paved the tar road with an earthy carpet. The roads were deserted — nobody but Sunghoon and Jake in their oddly coinciding fashions: Jake wore a white turtleneck with a dark, almost black coat over it. Sunghoon wore a white shirt paired with a black jacket. Both wore black jeans. Both even had blonde hair — Sunghoon’s was lighter than Jake’s, though. 

Every now and then, one would steal a glance at the other, admiring the way they smiled when they talked, or how their eyes would glaze over and glint in the sunlight. It felt peaceful, and serene, just them and the unjudging nature. 

How they loved this moment, how they loved each other’s company, how they loved each other. So much.

When they arrived at the park, they sat on a bench, directly facing the setting sun. Surprisingly, the park was deserted too, as if they were destined to enjoy their moment alone. As if Sunghoon’s introverted, shy self was destined to confess his love today after years of pining. 

They sat in silence for a bit, mouths a little tired from talking, and watched as the sky erupted into various hues of blue, purple, pink and orange. Jake’s eyes flickered between the clouds, and he hummed a little tune to himself. When Sunghoon heard Jake’s honey voice, he froze, his gaze still locked onto the clouds in front of him, and immediately melted. It wasn’t often that Jake sang or hummed, and when he did, he blessed the ears of those around him. He recognised the song — ‘Until I found you’.

When the humming ceased, Sunghoon’s eyes darted towards Jake, and to his surprise, found that Jake was already looking at him. Sunghoon’s mind told him to look away, break this awkward gaze, but his heart told him to lose himself in Jake’s eyes, and that the gaze wasn’t awkward, it was just brimming with love. It felt as if time had frozen around them, and neither of them broke eye contact. Jake had leaned in a little closer to Sunghoon, but not too close. On the bench, Sunghoon’s hand inched closer towards Jake’s, until he felt the other boy’s hand underneath his, slightly damp with perspiration, just like his. 

‘It seems like the right time to say it, right?’ Sunghoon thought, eyes flickering to Jake’s lips for a fraction of a second. And before he had time to even complete that thought, he just said, “God, I’m so in love with you, Jake.” It came out as barely a whisper, as Sunghoon inched closer to Jake.

“Well, that makes two of us,” Jake whispered back, before very bravely closing half the distance between them. Half because Sunghoon took care of the rest, as their lips met delicately in the middle. 

It was the most beautiful moment ever. Backlit by the sun, surrounded by nothing but greenery and cobblestone paths, sat two lovers, sharing their first moment of bravery and affection.

Sunghoon’s hands found their way to Jake’s waist, pulling him closer, and Jake’s to Sunghoon’s nape. His fingers threaded through the lush, soft locks of light blonde hair that he had only admired from afar.

When the kiss broke, Jake and Sunghoon looked at each other and laughed at the sheer surrealness of the moment, before Jake leant forward and hugged Sunghoon.

Sunghoon hugged back, cradling Jake in his arms, taking in the scent of his vanilla shampoo. If he had to describe Jake in one word after today, it would be ‘vanilla’. 

“I’m assuming you like me too?” Sunghoon asked quietly, lips brushing against Jake’s ear.

“If a kiss isn’t a good enough answer to that, I don’t know what is,” Jake replied, looking up at Sunghoon who smiled down at him.

They sat side-by-side in silence, bodies pressed together, fingers intertwined. Jake rested his head on Sunghoon’s shoulder, and to return the gesture, Sunghoon rested his head on top of Jake’s. They watched as the sun dipped down and vanished into the horizon, and the sky’s pinks and purples turned into darker blues.

“So… what are we now?” Jake asked.

“How about we just take that as it comes. Because, how could we ever just be friends?” Sunghoon replied, smiling at his own little joke.

Jakes eyes lit up at the reference, and he continued, singing the line, “I would rather die than let you go,”

“Juliet to your— wait, no. Romeo-2.0 to your Romeo,” at which he and Jake both burst out laughing. 

“I love you, Sunghoon, and I always have.”

“I love you too, Jake, and I always will.”

Well, as far as they were concerned, they were now happy. It felt like a weight had lifted off their shoulders; the weight of having fallen in love with your best friend and not being able to admit it in case your friendship changed for the worse. 

As far as their friends were concerned, they were afraid things had gone wrong because they hadn’t heard from the two in a couple of hours. Their phones started buzzing with spam texts from the other five. As much as they tried to ignore it, a constant buzzing in your pocket when you’re trying to be romantic is very distracting. Together, they rolled their eyes and pulled their phones out of their pocket. 

“557 unread messages on our groupchat,” Jake muttered, giggling.

“I’m going to beat them up, I swear I am.”

Each one had spammed around 80 messages.

What’s the drama, jakehoon?

ARE Y’ALL A COUPLE OR NOT

PLEASE TELL ME YOU GOT TOGETHER

Send me your location in case you got kidnapped

GUYS THEY'RE PROBABLY LIKE MAKING OUT IN A RANDOM CLOSET

“What is this bullshit?” Sunghoon laughed, reading the texts. 

“Should we just reply to make them shut up?”Jake suggested, flipping open the camera, and taking a picture with Sunghoon resting on his shoulder.

“Heh, that’s a cute picture…” Sunghoon trailed off. When Jake sent it, he immediately saved it to his gallery and made it his wallpaper.

“It’s getting dark, shall we head home?”

“On second thought, wanna come home for dinner?”

And, the rest of their story is history.