#like y’all i’m going to have these shirts f o r e v e r

[bibleofficial]

absolutely exhausted i’ve done sooo much today 😭😭 dealt w the shoes, went through old papers & binders, cleaned out boxes under my bed & in the closet, & i just finished watering plants. i ALSO got those mormon shirts today & the box ? WENT THROUGH IT - but the shirts are G O R G. like i’m truly a medium/small & thought the large would end up being too big but it fits PERFECTLY like it’s a HAIR smaller than the vintage guess shirt that has an immaculate fit - MONEY WILL SPENT !!!

[fishtankwater]

Good morning! could u do kazuichi nsfw alphabet :) gn or fem reader plsss and pref top reader have a nice day :D

OH THANK FUCK I FINALLY GOT A REQUEST

I was getting so bored waiting on one 😭

Uh anyway Tysm to this anon

AND HOLY SHIT I HAVE RSV. I AHVE A BABY VIRUS. A BABY VIRUS. SOBBING

Anyway my bad for ranting

Kazuichi souda x GN!Reader

CW- nsfw shit that’s it idk what to put here anymore 😭🤛🏻

Currently listening- Dumb Dick

A-Aftercare

Bro…Kaz would give so many kisses and praise the SHIT out of you. But if you degraded him he would need praise cuz let’s be honest he would think it’s true and probs cry

Also he’ll probably struggle to know what you want and ask 2663825372 questions. PLEASE shower with him after he wants it. Do it. You know you want to

B-Body part

Him- his muscles 💀

I forget he’s muscular sometimes it’s genuinely so weird to think abt. But PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SQUEEZE HIS BICEPS he loves it sm.

You- let’s be honest. The titties if u have em if not you chest in general

That whole vicinity is just chefs kiss to him If you have tits he will put his hands up ur shirt and squeeze them while cuddling and he’d probs calm them his “best friends” 💀

C- Cum

The first time he came as a kid he probably got scared cuz he didn’t know what it was and called his dad and was like “HELPPP” 😭. Ok I’m sorry for bullying him

His cum is probably sweet with a salty aftertaste if that makes sense and he cums a small amount so uh savor it while you can 😘

D-Dirty secret

Bro has so many pics of you naked in his camera roll he also records your moans/whimpers while y’all fuck tbh

AND HE SAVES EVERY VIDEO OF YOU HE CAN FIND he will become a professional stalker the second y’all become intimate or start dating

E-Experience

Unpopular opinion but I think he has a decent amount of experience like— not with women with the men AND HE WILL STILL DENY TAHT HE IS BISEXUAL “no I only did it because I was bored” AHHAHAHSHSHSJSHSJ

F-Favorite position

Please ride him. Please. Do it

OR SUCK HIM OFF IN THE SHOWER SUDHEHDHDBDJHE

“D-darlin-A-ah!”

STOP I CANT BRWTAHE

G- Goof Off

Depends what mood he’s in like sometimes he’ll be chillin laid back not caring how he acts and sometimes he’ll be stressed and just want to love you n shit

H- Hair

Def dyed his pubes pink LMAO

but there’s little to nonexistent hair

J-Jack off

Always thinks of you when it happens cuz he’s too embarrassed to ask for your help (poor baby)

L- Location

Anywhere anytime you ask he provides 💀

He prefers the bed to shower tho tbh

M-Motivation

Anything you do lol

But specifically seeing ur thighs, ass, or seeing you change or the thought of you showering like you being naked he has a urge to come in there with you tbh

N-Nuhuh

No hurting you bedsides a lil biting and maybe spanking. He also doesn’t wanna degrade you like he loves you and has no reason to think otherwise. Also other than overstim and biting he doesn’t wanna be hurt like bro 😔

O- Oral

Giver 💪🏻

Bro…the only time he will EVER overstim u is during oral like 😍 he loves your taste he can’t help it

When receiving he will buck his hips squirm whimper and cry tbh like out of happiness like it feels so good he can’t help it

P- Pace

Slow and steady wins the race

Bro will edge himself he doesn’t wanna go fast n hurt you to rush for it to be over he lovessss making love to you

Q- Quickies

“NOT HAPPENING!” -kazuichi souda

R-Risk

YES bro if your ok with it he will do it

He loves having public sex sm

S-Stamina

As long as you want him to go he will go

Wanna go for 5 hours? Ok bet he may not have much stamina that’s why he loves riding or cowgirl

T-Toy

Nope nada nee

HE wants to pleasure YOU not some toy

U-Unfair

No he would never but when you tease him he gets so shocked like jaw dropped to the floor but he loves it it’s like OSNHECSHSGHEHBRHEJHEH

V-Volume

WHIMPER-ER

Bro when he does moan he will moan so loudly too like are you trying to get the neighbors to call the cops on us??

W- Wild card

He gets jealous of gundham and pulls you aside to fuck the shit out of you like one of the only times he ever told you is when he’s jealous

X-X-Ray

I watched a video on yt that gives headcannon dog their dick size and tbh it seems kind of accurate his was 5 inches which I think it would maybe like that or 6 inch anywhere between 5-6 inches tbh (6inch= 15.24 centimeters 5inch= 12.7 centimeters for my non American people)

Y-Yearning

He’s horny 24/7/365 ok shut up

Z-ZZZZZZZ

He will be tired but try to stay awake to eat drink take a shower and then he’s out 😘

[diaphragmjellyfish]

Eli “Hawk” Moskowitz NSFW Alphabet

Not my gif

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Hawk is pretty quiet after sex. He likes to lay there with you draped over his chest and a smirk on his face while you both catch your breath. If it was a particularly rough night he will get a wet cloth and clean you off before getting snacks and turning on some rock music or an action movie. He’s almost always the big spoon when cuddling.

B: Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also yours)

His favorite body part of yours is your face. He thinks you look so innocent and pure like a literal ray of sunshine. A complimentary opposite to his look. He especially likes how sweet you look while doing certain *ahem* activities. His favorite body part of his are his abs. He worked hard for them and they give him confidence. He loves when you run your hands down them while y’all are making out.

C: Cum (anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Hawk likes to cum on your face or inside you. You guys are young and not at all ready for kids so you always wrap it up, which is why he usually cums on your face. He could honestly finish just thinking about how you look covered in him like that. When it’s a super passionate or romantic night he prefers to finish inside you with or without the condom. He just likes to look deep in your eyes.

D: Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory)

He’s always wanted to try anal. His tattoo buddy Rico told him it was awesome, and he’s wanted to do it ever since. He’s nervous to ask you though because he would never want you to be in pain. When you eventually tell him you want to give it a go, he’s beyond excited but also super gentle.

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Hawk is somewhat experienced, but his confidence makes up for anything he might not be sure about. He was with Moon for a few months and learned all the basics, but it’s with you that he really starts to experiment. He’s also a super quick learner.

F: Favorite Position (This goes without saying)

The boy loves to try new things. You guys are making your way through the Kama-sutra. He still thinks you can never go wrong with the classics though- missionary and cowgirl. As long as he can touch you he’s a happy guy.

G: Goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they more humorous, etc.)

He almost always is wearing a smirk when y’all are going at it. He’s more serious than goofy at first just because he feels like he has something to prove but once you guys get comfortable and he knows he can be himself around you, he lets loose a little and will crack a joke or two during.

H: Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes)

God I wish I could say the carpet matched the drapes lmaooo imagine a little mini mohawk. But fr he’s probably trimmed. Nothing too fancy but he keeps it clean.

I: Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

He’s a romantic at heart, but only for you. He’d never tell anyone but on Valentine’s day he goes all out. Rose petals, candles, a massage. And he loves to buy you lingerie to wear for him.

J: Jack off )Masturbation hc)

He does it a lot when he’s by himself because he can’t believe he got such a sexy mf as his girl. He always thinks of you. If he’s ever too frustrated from training or a tournament he’ll rub one out by himself so he doesn’t take out his anger on you. He’d never want to hurt you. But if you’re there, he obviously prefers you over his hand.

K: Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Anal, Hair pulling, choking, he loves when you bite his shoulder when it feels good, or scratch his back so when he takes off his shirt at practice everyone knows he did a good job. He also loves to leave hickeys all over your neck and thighs. He’s a confident boi but he has an insecure past so he wants everyone to know you’re taken and taken well ;)

L: Location (Favorite places to do the do)

He’ll take you anywhere and everywhere. Bed, the dojo, the canyon, on his motorcycle in an alley somewhere, he literally does. Not. care. You guys even did it in his mom’s Sentra while it was in the middle of the car wash

M: Motivation (What turns them on, what gets them going)

Any time you bend over, or ask him to help you with something like opening a jar, he likes to feel needed and wanted. You could honestly look at this boy funny and he’d pop a hard one.

N: NO (Something they wouldn’t do)

Anything that causes you pain. He would never slap you or make you gag on him or anything like that. Also threesomes are out, whether that’s with another guy or another girl, he wants it to be just you and him always.

O: Oral (preference in giving or receiving)

The first time you went down on him he thought he was gonna explode. He couldn’t believe it was happening. But the first time he went down on you? He’d never heard such beautiful noises and he knew from then that he wanted to hear those little moans every day for the rest of his life. He’s got the basics down when you first get together, but after you show him what you really like and y’all start experimenting? God tier head.

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

Honestly depends on the day. When you guys first meet he just wants to impress you so he’s super fast and rough, but once you tell him that slow and steady wins the race, he starts to take his time. You still enjoy a good pounding every once in a while though

Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies)

He’s the king of quickies (not too quick tho if ya know what I mean). He’s a young guy, he’s horny all the time and doesn’t care if anyone sees. He’s doing what he wants when he wants as long as you’re ok with it.

R: Risk (Are they game to experiment)

YES. It’s his favorite thing. You both love to get freaky and try new things. He’d do anything you ask him to do, and do it well.

S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for)

Ngl, when y’all first got together, this kid would bust in under 10 minutes. He’s a young guy, you were his second girlfriend ever, and he spent most of his childhood thinking he would never even talk to a girl like you. He bounced back fast though and could go for multiple rounds. And he’s built up stamina over time so no issues here.

T: Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them?)

He loves to use toys on you. In the beginning, you were having trouble reaching the summit *wink wink* no matter what he did. He was amazing, but for whatever reason you couldn’t quite finish. You told him it was fine but he said he couldn’t enjoy it if he knew you weren’t enjoying it. So one day he bought a tiny pink vibrator and held it between your legs while he fucked you and you LOST IT. Now he has several different toys that he uses on you all the time.

U: Unfair (How much they like to tease)

He’s not much of a tease. He likes to let you both have what you want. But he loves when you tease him. The anticipation of you hovering over him, not knowing when or if you would finally sink down, gets him that much more excited.

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Kind of quiet, but lots of swearing and groaning. Literally the “ugh fuck” right in your ear as he sinks into you. He doesn’t like to be too loud (his old shy self is still there) and would rather hear you scream for him.

W: Wild Card (Random hc)

He is very much into foreplay. He likes to make sure you’re on the brink of orgasm before he even gets in you. Your only sexual experiences before you met him were guys just shoving themselves into you completely dry and when you told him that, he promised you he would never do that to you. He’s been a foreplay prodigy ever since. It’s his thing.

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

Probably about 5 or 6 inches, average girth. Honestly size really is overrated. The G spot is only 3 inches in I’m tired of everyone acting like bigger is better. You Don’t Need Much if they’re using it right and he definitely does.

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive)

On a scale of 1 to 10, Hawk is an 11. He could fuck you all day every day for the rest of his life. Morning, noon, and night. Rich or poor, in sickness and in health (I got carried away lmao)

Z: ZZZ (How quickly they fall asleep after)

Hawk likes to cuddle, eat snacks, and watch a movie after. Maybe it’s because he always felt insecure sleeping around other people as Eli but he always lets you fall asleep first. He loves to feel like he’s watching over and protecting you while you sleep on his chest. Literally when you’re in such a vulnerable state around him he feels so honored and would die before he let anyone lay a finger on you.

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Sapnap NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

It depends on what went down. If it was normal sex or love making, he’d wipe you down, get ya some water and cuddle. If he was fucking your brains out or beating your ass red, that a different story. He’s looked this up so many times, so he knows pretty much what to do.

He’d probably feed you and make sure you hydrate. Make you pee and kiss you while you sit on the toilet, because of your ass that’s most likely bruised, giving comfort. He would bathe you, dress you and I’m sure Y’all would have a non-verbal aftercare system if you’re too into subspace to communicate. He would end it by laying you down, covered in blankets and cuddles. 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On himself, he’d probably say his arms or even his penis. His arms hold you tight and give you comfort all the time and his penis well, gets him off.

On you... he loves your chest/breasts. he will just hold a hand on your nipples throughout the day. Laying in bed? Hand up your shirt. Making food? hand up your shirt. If you were bras he would try to hide them just so they nips are out. 

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)

He 100% has a breeding kink so he would love to come inside you if you would let him. Otherwise, he’d love to come in your mouth or just on your body... Chest

If i’s your come, penis or vagina, he’d eat it up. Literally if he was sucking your dick, you best best he’d suck you dry and swallow. If you have vagina, my man would lick you like ice cream!

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) He loves the idea of group sex/ a threesome with dream, where they dominate you and rough you up. He doesn’t really know why, but it just turns him on so much. 

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) Poor virgin boy. he was tottaly a virgin before y’all starting going at it. Although it wasn’t like he new nothing. Dream had given him tips and he’s watched a lot of porn

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) If y’all are going at it rough, he likes having your back to his chest and a hand on your neck, choking you. He likes the control it gives him. 

If it’s sweeter, he probably has you on your back, legs wrapped tightly around his waist. His face is either buried in your neck or looking into your eyes. Sometimes you’re foreheads with be pressed together. I likes to have his arms under you, arching your body into him. 

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) He doesn't joke a lot. he is often trying his hardest to make you feel good and joking doesn’t often cross his mind. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.). Self grooming never really occurred to him, I have a feel you would have to remind him

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) again, it depends. he can hold you close, whisper sweet words into your ears, kiss you all night OR he can tie you down, edge you then make you come until you cry with an ass beaten red

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) he’s young and horny so of course he jerks off sometimes. He will always prefer you to his hand but when your not available he wont hesitate 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Sadism

Voyeurism

phone sex/nudes

bondage\

overstimulation

edging

face sitting

degradation

nipples

threesome

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) I was gonna say he’d be down to do it anywhere but I actually think that he’d hate public sex. Like anywhere in a private location is fine, but he doesn’t like others seeing you vulnerable. Its less for him but for your privacy.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

You litteraly existing is enough for him. He likes you sitting on his lap, strangly he likes when you hold his arms.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) CNC, he always want to know 100% that you’re okay with what's happening. He doesn’t like the idea of you saying stop and him not stopping.  Any bodily fluids (scat, urine, blood, vomit) cum is weird enough for him

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) He doesn’t love getting oral sex. I know i know, but hear me out . He loves giving you head and that gets him off. He can deep throat so well and is a god at eatiing you out

Pace- fast and rough, 100%. This never changes. What changes is weather he just makes you lie down and take it.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) hates them. he just wants to make you feel good, and he feels as though neither of you can get off well during a quickie

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) he will try most things at least once, unless they go agaisnt anything he hates. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) At first he would come very quickly, lasting maybe 2 minutes once he’s inside you. The more you have sex, the more endurance he gets.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) he loves toys. He has them for you and for himself. Fpr you he hs vibrators, dildos, butt plugs, whips, handcuffs. He wears a cock ring sometimes so he can last

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) he doesn’t actually like teasing very much, as he just wants to fuck you.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) This man is very vocal. He isn’t ashamed of moaning in your ear, talking to you how good you make him feel. When he’s coming he rambles praising to you, while you milk him

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) He definetly fucks you hard when dream is around in hopes that dream will hear and join in. 

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) okay so i’m thinking average length 6 or 7 inches. But i’m guessing like 3 inches thick

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) He will fuck you when every he can

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) he doesn’t fall asleep until you do, he wants to take car of you first before even thinks about sleeping 

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congrats!!! 🥳 i propose a nsfw kirby dach headcannon 👀

oh my gosh yes of course 👀

Kirby Dach - NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

I can see this man literally being the BEST at aftercare alright

He will 100% run you a bath or if you’re too tired to do that, will get a warm cloth and wipe you down with that

He will literally get you anything you need, whether it’s water because you’re thirsty or his shirt because you’re cold

And he’ll leave soft kisses on the places that he bruised from gripping too hard 

Basically he won’t even let you leave the bed unless he’s bringing you to the bath

B = Body Part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Now listen

Kirby is an ass man. Period. 

So he loves your ass

Because it’s so easy to grab, kiss, play with and smack 

Also loves your thighs 

Especially when they’re wrapped around his head, and he loves leaving hickeys on them 

I think his favourite body part on himself would be his hands

Just because they’re so big and he likes seeing them holding onto you yanno

Especially likes seeing them around your neck 

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically..., I’m a disgusting person)

He LOVES to cum inside you 

And he especially loves seeing it come out of you when he pulls out 

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Listen 

He would not mind if you got pregnant okay 

He doesn’t care if you guys are young, he just wants to put a baby in you 

Especially since he has everything to support you and a baby 

In fact sometimes I swear he hopes you get pregnant

Just because he’d think you’d look SO hot carrying his kid too

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Kirby is young so he hasn’t been with too many people 

But oh my god does he ever know what he’s doing

Especially with his tongue

And he just knows how to hit all the right spots all the time

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying)

It’s doggy 

Or just taking you from behind in any way 

Because he can have such a great view of your ass and can also grab it

Also because he loves to pull your hair and see your back arch and he KNOWS it hits all the right spots

Will also pull you up by the hair and hold you up against his chest with his hand around your throat 

And he’ll just fuck you niceeeee and slow, but deep 

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humours, etc..)

It honestly depends on the situation 

For example if he just had a bad loss he’ll be serious 

Like straight to business, his head is buried between your thighs and he’s going to town, no room for jokes

He just needs to get his frustration out, but he also wants it to be slow and drawn out

But if he’s in a really good mood, it’ll be goofy 

Literally, so much giggling, will even tickle you a little, nice sex 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc..)

Homeboy keeps everything clean down there

He trims the hair regularly to make sure it doesn’t get too long

Also the same shade as his hair 

Maybe a tiny bit darker

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, a romantic aspect..)

His way of showing intimacy is being close to you at all times

So he’s extremely intimate 

Also will also kiss every inch of your body 

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

The only time he masturbates is when he’s on a really long road trip

Or even if he’s just away from you and he wants to he’ll just call you up late at night and then you guys do it together

Phone sex is very crucial to him okay

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

O V E R S T I M U L A T I O N 

Kirby absolutely loves to overstimulate you 

He will just bury his head between your thighs and use his tongue and fingers to get you off for hours 

In fact he actually did that a couple of times

L = Location (Favourite place to do it)

Since Kirby lives with other people and their KIDS

He just prefers to do it in the bedroom 

Plus he doesn’t wanna get teased for anything so 

But if no ones home and he knows nobody is gonna be home for awhile 

He will have no problem bending you over the counter and just fucking you hard

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

If he sees you wearing his jersey 

Or just anything with his name

Then that’s it, just get prepared for Kirby to be turned on 

Especially after his games when you guys are leaving to go home

At least every night ends in car sex 

Because he just HAS to have you as soon as he sees you

And it’s maybe happened once or twice in the locker room after everyone left 

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

We all know Kirby gives off dom vibes but one thing he would never do is degrade you 

He honestly just loves you too much to do that to you

And he just can’t see himself ever doing it 

O = Oral (Preference in giving, receiving, skill, etc..)

Alright this one I have to say is just a complete 50/50

Because as much as he loves to just go to town on you

He also loves seeing you down on your knees for him 

Especially while he puts his hand in your hair and guides you up and down

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc..)

Again, this honestly depends on how he’s feeling 

If he’s feeling a little sad or upset, he’ll be slow and sensual and be a lot more intimate 

But if he’s in a good mood, he goes fast and hard

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc..)

Quickies have basically become a regular part of your routine I swear 

Because everything you do turns this guy on 

If you guys are getting ready for an event? You bet your ass you’re thrown on the bed for a quick one

He sees you wearing something real nice at a party? He has you bent over the bathroom counter

Anyways yeah he's a horny one so quickies are often

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc..)

Oh

This guy would be SO down to blindfold you and tie your hands to the bed 

As for risks

Kind of? But not really 

He doesn’t want to risk anyone seeing you because you’re his and he won’t like someone else seeing that so

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last..)

Listen

He is a 6′3, young, professional athlete 

He can go on all night if he wants to

Can also last real long too

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Kirby doesn’t like the idea of anything else getting you off

He just wants it to be him

BUT

I mean if you just happened to have a vibrator 

He would totally use it on you 

U = Unfair (How much do they like to tease?)

He can either be the most generous lover

Or the most cocky little shit and tease you endlessly 

Most of the time he likes to be cocky

But he likes seeing you squirm and beg for him 

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

I feel like he isn’t that loud when it comes to moaning and everything

Unless you’re blowing him then his head is thrown back and he’s just moaning and groaning SO loudly 

But most of the time during sex he’s just praising you

“you’re such a good girl”

“you look so good like this baby”

“takin me so well”

njdnckdmkfeovmdk

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

This guy LOVES having you sit on his face

He has such a perfect view on you when you do

And he loves watching your face as he eats you out

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

Kirby is 6′3, big hands, big feet

Safe to say he’s PACKING

Probably around 6.5 to honestly 7 inches 

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

As mentioned before

Very high 

He can’t go like 2 days without sex I swear

Y’all have a VERY healthy sex life

Z = Zzz (How quickly do they fall asleep afterwards?)

It takes him at leas 10 to 15 minutes

He needs to wind down 

And he just wants to hold you in his arms for a bit before he does 

[burnedbyshoto]

Ashido Mina

a/n: so, here’s to the start of my event! sfw is above the cut, nsfw is below it! I’m having a lot of fun with these and I hope you all enjoy :D

SFW

A = Affection (How affectionate are they with a s/o?)

Super affectionate with you. You need a hug, a kiss??? Mina will provide everything needed

B = Breath (What could their s/o do to take their breath away?)

Come out of nowhere and hug her from behind, or plan something super romantic and spontaneous, she’s such a romantic that the more cliche the better

C = Cuddling (Do they cuddle? If they do, how and when do they cuddle?)

Mina loves being the big spoon because she loves to bury her nose into your hair. She will cuddle with you whenever you please honesty

D = Dream (What do they dream of doing with their s/o?)

She wants nothing more than to win a dancing competition with you, or at the very least join one with you

E = Effort (How much effort do they put into a relationship?)

A lot of effort, she’s the type to date intending on marrying who she’s marrying so, you better treat her right

F = Fear (What do they do if their s/o is scared? How do they handle it?)

She will get a big blanket and roll you up and just hold you, you’re a burrito baby now

G = Gifts (What type of gifts do they give their s/o? Do they want a gift in return?)

she is the type to give you over the top things. think of jim’s present to pam during christmas before they got together… yeah, pretty intimate and intense but something you’ll love.

mina loves a gift in return and she especially loves gifts where she gets to do thinking’s with you!

H = Hugs (Do they hug their s/o? How often?)

hugging all the time!!! she loves touching you!!!

I = Intimacy (How romantic are they? Do they have problems with intimacy?)

a total romantic, everything she does for you is done with hearts in her eyes, and she has no issues with prodcasting such love

J = Jealous (Do they get jealous? How do they act when jealous?)

while not one too typical to get jealous because she trusts in you, when she gets jealous know she gets touchy. like stand behind you with her mouth to your neck touchy.

K = Kiss (Are they a good kisser? Do they like to kiss? How often do they try to kiss you?)

minas kisses are super gentle and sweet, she’s not the best kisser but she’s so passionate about it that you forget. if you go a day without getting at least ten kisses from mina, something’s wrong

L = Love (When do they say they love you? How often do they say it? Do they prefer to say or show it?)

mina doesn’t know what to do when she figures out she loves you. it’s something she’s always imagined feeling but now that it’s real she can only gape like a fish. she’ll accidentally blurt it out before her 10 step plan to confess happens. she prefers to show it then say it.

M = Marriage (Do they want to get married? If so, what kind of ceremony?)

she wants a full out reception party. she wants the biggest dance floor and the two of you to perform 194930 dances together.

N = Night out (What type of dates do they like to go on? How often do they like to go on them?)

mina actually treasures dates where the two of you stay in! the both of you lead busy outside lives that intimate ones indoors resonate deeper within her heart

O = Out of the Ordinary (What’s something they don’t normally do with/for their s/o?)

there’s not much she wouldn’t do for you, but on the rarest of occasions she’ll let you touch her horns.

P =Playful (Are they playful in a relationship? If so, how do they play around/mess with their s/o?)

super playful relationship! playing nerd gun fights in pjs at two in the morning! laughter is always echoing in the hallways with you two

Q = Questions (Do they ask their s/o their opinion on things? Do they share theirs?)

she’ll always ask for opinions on things she’s unsure of and will ALWAYS give her own thoughts about it

R = Random (How spontaneous is their relationship? Do they do things on the spot or plan ahead?)

she is a very big on the spot person! not that she doesn’t plan things out, just successwise she has better on the spot events

S = Sleep (How do they sleep with their s/o?)

the two of you nap together more, especially during high school because you both are too nervous at getting caught in the others room overnight!

T = Trust (How much do they trust their s/o?)

trusts you completely. if she didn’t trust you, she wouldn’t have ever asked you out

U = Unique (What makes them unique as a s/o?)

how deeply she loves. your hobbies will become her hobbies. it doesn’t matter because mina loves dancing and you do it with her, so you best believe she will do whatever hobby you love the most!

V = Vulnerable (How long until they can be vulnerable around their s/o? What are they like in this state?)

being vulnerable with you is super hard for mina because she’s always just so hyper and cheery, that the first time she’s vulnerable it makes you worry because it’s super super scary to see her sad and horns wilting as if in response. it takes about three months for her to show you this side.

W = Wild Card (Get a random domestic headcanon of the character of your choice)

mina loves comparing her hand size with you. whether they’re bigger or smaller than hers, she’s just fascinated by your hands she can’t help but stare and compare.

X = X-Ray (What would they do if their s/o got injured?)

suddenly number 18 in the class is outperforming number 1 in the class. she becomes instant health genius as she does anything to make you feel better

“mina is just a paper cut!”

“if we make it a slightly deeper cut you won’t feel the stinging pain anymore!”

Y = Yuck (Do they have any pet peeves about their s/o? Are there any habits that might bother their s/o?)

constant negativity. like the yucky kind that drains the fun from everything. she hates that in a s/o so much. like there’s a difference between that and being a pessimist and she sees and understands that.

Z = Zeal (Are they passionate as a s/o? Do they want or like passion?)

she wants and LIKES THE PASSION OKAY?! give mina her ideal love 2k19

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Mina lays there breathing for a full 5 minutes

She is always overwhelmed post sex, just give her a minute

While not the best at cleaning up, she lowkey loves just laying in your guys mess, she will always cuddle and hold you.

Lots of pillow talk

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On herself, mina prides herself on her arms and legs, she’s extremely proud of her natural strength

Mina is a useless boobs gal. 

dangle them in her fucking face p U H L E A S E

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Mina fucking loves it when she can get herself to squirt

Like one you guys figure out how to make her squirt it’s going to happen every time y’all fuck cuz it sorta reminds her of her quirk

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Has definitely masturbated to an innocuous picture of you when the two of you went months without seeing each other

never masturbated until the two of you got together tbh

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Is not experienced at all prior to you! Mina is a romantic with a terrible streak prior to you, but she is a fluid person so she nails everything in the bed fast

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Favorite position is kneeling. She gets to hold you tight and full access to your boobs.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Definitely, the lover who goes from super romantic and intimate sex to can barely take this seriously love making

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Always groomed. The second she knew she was gonna fuck you she got that shit waxed. She has a heart strip though, and yes, her pubes are curly and pink

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

Sex with mina is very very intimate, even if its in a joking matter. She truly cherishes everything about you and will always try making your sex life as amazing as possible

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Loves masturbating together. Like loves it so much. She loves watching you please yourself while she… ahem… assists you with some toys

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Hair-pulling: she loves having her hair pulled and the feeling of fingers knotting into her curls, degradation: she loves calling you impolite names because of the way you react, roleplaying: LOVES DRESSING UP AND CREATING A NEW PERSONALITY OKAY

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

By far her most favorite place to have sex is in the backseat of a car. It’s risky and hot. She’s addicted.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Physical reactions. Moan for her, move your body and praise what shes doing for you. Also when you wear that one big t-shirt with your hottest lingerie underneath and give her a lap dance

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

DO NOT TOUCH HER HORNS. THE MOMENT THEY ARE TOUCHED SHE’S DONE

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Loves giving more. Only on special occasions does she like having the attention on her, but for the most part, she will spoil you

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

All depends on her mood! She genuinely loves going fast and rough, but on anniversary nights, she enjoys slow and sensual paces

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Is definitely down to have a quickie, she thinks it’s hot, but only once every 2 years. She just enjoys being able to hear you scream as loudly as she can make you scream.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Very experimental! The two of you have designated days for trying out new things just because you’re never too sure

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Mina actually comes really fast, it’s a big reason as to why she prefers focusing on you! But she has good stamina and can last to three full and kinky rounds.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Toys are a must.

Vibrators, dildos, strap on, anal beads.

You think of one, you two own it.

They are very used and will go interchangeably, but are more often used on you

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Not that big of a tease actually. Like she may abuse vibrator rights, but it’s not in a teasing way! More like a “i’m trying to make you squirt” way

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

She’s very loud in bed!

Moaning, whining, mewling, and sometimes even begging

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

The first time the two of you had sex, mina came twice in under two minutes. Once because of how your breasts felt rubbing against hers and when you pressed your soaked cunt against her own

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those shirts and pants, picture or words)

Mina is a blessed girl with round perky breasts, probably a dd-cup. her right one is actually bigger surprisingly! And she has inverted nipples. She has larger than average labia

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Went from sorta there to we fuck at minimum five times a week.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Takes her forever to fall asleep, will be awake long after you pass out

[taetaesbaebaepsae]

BTS During Sex

Maknae Line

Summary: Title speaks for itself, really, just filth

Warnings: Smut, filth, only sinners welcome, look there’s probably kink warnings but idk if you’re reading this you know what’s up, anyway I’m thirsty

Request:

anonymous asked:

BTS during sex? kind of like how you did the break-up one 👀 if thats too much then just for jeon jungkook

A/N: I am doing a Jungkook one tho theoreticalthot01

Word Count: 2579

Taehyung (V)

The most contradictory of all the boys sexually

Wait I’ll explain in a minute

He’s traditional

Most likely if y’all are fucking you’re in a long term relationship

He’d really be real bad at casual sex and not catching feelings (See my FWB reaction)

So if he’s fucking you, he’s probably in love with you

This means slow strokes, looking into your eyes, PRAISE so much praise Tae is your personal hype man

Loves missionary because he wants to look at your face and kiss you

Tae would make out with you and nothing else for 4 hours if you’d let him

Best kisser

When I say he’s vanilla I don’t mean he’s boring, just stay with me

He’s s o f t

Deadass will not let you give him head unless you just really really want to because he feels so guilty when you gag or if you look uncomfortable he can’t come

Will eat you out all the time and if you look tired he won’t even try to fuck you after just straight make your legs shake and go watch Netflix with you with pussy juice all over his mouth

Actually he loves the taste he’d fucking put it in a cup and drink it if it were possible

Definitely the best at going down on you of all the boys because he loves it so much

Tae’s dick is either totally average or fucking HUGE, idk the world may never know

Sex is sweet and you’ll never doubt how much he loves you

But lowkey after a while you might doubt how much he wants you

Very controlled (I can hear you thirsty hoes complaining just WAIT)

But at some point in a relationship, you will do something that will make him snap

Tae is extremely visually stimulated

So for his birthday you buy some sexy lingerie and as an afterthought, throw in some Gucci logo sheer tights

You set everything up it’s all romantic and shit, rose petals on the bed, candles lit, and you in a crotchless teddy, the tights, and 4 inch stilettos

You’ve curled your hair, full face makeup, the whole works

The icing on the cake is that you wrap a purple ribbon around your waist and tie it as if you are his birthday gift

So you lie on the bed and wait for him but he’s late getting home and you fall asleep

You wake up to his strangled moan and he’s standing over you, shirt unbuttoned, cock out, stroking himself

You’re shook because he’s so hesitant when asking you for sex usually, making sure you’re down

Shook but also, instantly wet, because goddamn, what a sight

When your eyes pop open he’s crawling across the bed toward you like a panther

You expect him to say he’s sorry he woke you but he doesn’t say shit

He just grasps the ribbon where it’s tied around your waist and looks up at you as if asking if he can open his present

“Anything you want, baby,” you whisper, voice kinda hoarse from sleep and now, thirst

“Anything?” He kinda growls and you’re like YES SIR

So like sex with Tae has always been great, he’s a giver like Hobi and he always makes you come but like this? Fucking god tier

He usually takes his time with foreplay, works you up for an hour, but now he’s uncharacteristically impatient, just slides his fingers into you and when they come out wet he huffs and grabs your ankles, yanking your ass to the edge of the bed

He. Is so. LOUD

He fucks you so hard you feel like your hips might break, slamming into you and groaning, cursing, which he doesn’t normally

He’s still praising you, though, “You’re so fucking perfect; I love you so much”

He looks like a fucking god, bronze skin, sheen of sweat, head arched back, baring his teeth as he gets closer to coming

You tell him you want him to come inside as you’ve gotten on birth control just for this particular occasion and he groans so loud your ears hurt

HEREIN YOU DISCOVER TAE’S HIDDEN KINK

He has no idea you’re on birth control but he doesn’t give a single fuck

Highkey has an impregnation kink and you’d think it was weird but really it’s just hot and kinda sweet

He’s talking so dirty you’re blushing even as he fucks you mercilessly

“Oh my God, I’m gonna fill you up until your tight cunt is dripping with my come; gonna get you all nice and round and full of our baby because I love you so much.”

He growls and grunts so loud when he comes you feel like someone is gonna call the police

ANYWAY so Kim Taehyung has an breeding kink and that’s that on that

You can never go off birth control and he’s lowkey disappointed when he realizes you are on it

Sex is still sweet sometimes but you know how to get him going, just have to wear something sexy and beg him to come inside you and it’s ON

When he loses control, it’s a sight to behold

He definitely loves to eat his come out of your pussy it’ll make him hard all over again

Is the sweetest baby with aftercare though like he’ll leave bruises on your hips and ass and kiss them all one by one

Kinda proud when he leaves a big mark somewhere visible, though, he’s lowkey possessive

God help you if you do get pregnant, he’ll want to fuck all day every day the entire pregnancy

He says shit like “I wanna get you pregnant every 9 months for the rest of your life because you look so fucking gorgeous this way” 

If you don’t want children really you’re shit outta luck no way he’d be with anyone who didn’t at least eventually want them

And he’s not good at one night stands because he isn’t comfortable enough to let loose so I mean look if you wanna fuck Taehyung be prepared to marry him and have his babies I don’t know what to tell you he’s just like this

So anyway outside of the breeding kink he’s kind of an exhibitionist

would 100% be down to make a homemade porno with you and would watch it instead of porn while he’s on tour

Has like 200 nudes of you in various positions

Who needs porn when he has you? His attraction is 95% emotional, anyway so the more in love he is the more action you’ll get

Jimin

Ok so hot take but Jimin is lowkey a sub

I mean he’s a switch but he leans sub

Very high sex drive will be down anytime, anywhere

You can make him hard with a wink and a smile 

No one has ever, in life, had as big a praise kink as Park Jimin

You’ll find that out real quick

If during sex, you say something like “you’re fucking me so good,” or “God, you’re so good, Jimin” he will come like a firehose like, immediately

In the top three best of the group at eating you out

He lives to please, honestly, so it’s one of his favorite things

He’s so proud when he makes you come hard

If you’re a squirter he might wife you

Is a little shit, will tease you for hours and loves it when you do the same

He is not too proud to beg he will love it when you tease him

Will praise you just as much as you praise him, telling you how hard you make him and how much he loves your cunt

If you want him to be a sub, he can do that, but he’ll be bratty as fuck and he would definitely never like a degradation kink or anything he’s not built to handle that kind of thing

He could take or leave head but if you go down on him just know he’s stupid loud so you won’t want to do it anywhere someone can hear you

Will always come in your mouth, doesn’t want it too messy unless it’s you coming and then he lives for you being a mess

He wants you shaking and begging him to let you breathe

O v e r s t i m u l a t i o n

Like, every time, and he likes it when you do it to him, too, that’s the only time he really truly loves a blowjob is when you suck the soul out of him

Ok so I know I said he’s sub leaning and he is

But if you make him jealous he will wreck you

And if you stand near a houseplant and not him long enough he’ll get salty so I mean it might happen a lot

He just wants all the attention, he needs all eyes on him, especially if he loves you

So if you laugh too hard at a joke someone makes or have an impromptu lunch date with a friend and he feels left out you are in trouble

He’ll be rough, pulling your hair and leaving all kinds of  marks all over your neck, he’ll bite you 

So like if you want Jimin to fuck you into next week just lowkey flirt with the waiter at dinner and you got it

THE KING OF SKYPE SEX

A whole exhibitionist

It’s so hot watching him jerk off, honestly, it makes you so wet

He could be a camboy star, for real

Gets off on knowing how much he affects you

Loves to send you thotty pictures but not too many dick pics, just like sexy selfies and shit

Asks for nudes every single day he’s on tour

He deadass will make a pic of you spreadeagled his lockscreen

If you agree to make a homemade video with him he will be SO happy and watch it all the damn time

If he wasn’t famous he’d post that shit on Redtube just for the comments

Would never under any circumstances do a threesome with a man or a woman he’d lose his whole mind if you even suggested it

Just tell him he’s a good boy he’ll be yours forever

Jungkook

So he’s not real experienced but eager to learn

He’s like Hobi he’ll try most things at least once

No one has ever loved blowjobs as much as Jungkook don’t @me

Will fall in love if you can deepthroat

Will always reciprocate, though, and will like it when you tell him exactly what you like

He’s r o u g h

I mean he’s sweet in general but rough in bed, if you’re giving him head he’ll grab your head and force you down, if you’re riding him he’ll grab your hips and buck up beneath you, he’ll go hard in doggy style because he likes to watch your ass jiggle

You’ve always got bruises on your hips like he won’t let them go away

H I G H E S T sex drive

You will be so tired

Sleep? Who needs it. Food? Maybe between sessions

Y’all are fighting? Ok, y’all are gonna fuck it out for like a whole day

Angry sex is SO good with him though

When he shoves you against a wall to kiss you and grind into you, you know it’ll be a good day

If he’s not trying to fuck you then he’s not into you, sorry I don’t make the rules

He likes it when you tease him a little but he gets frustrated quick and dicks you down

If you were into something like cockwarming he’d try it but it would not work out

He’d be inside you for maybe 2 minutes before he’d start fucking you into the mattress

Really leaves an unnecessary amount of hickies you own 7 turtlenecks

He’s oddly shy about mutual masturbation if you suggest it and he won’t finish that way, he’ll get so hot watching you that he’ll dick you down instead

Also part of the “Put a towel down” club when you’re on your period

If you’re out of commission sexually in any way he will beg you for blowjobs and handjobs, anything

Or will fuck you in the shower

Particularly loves it when you suck him off while the water’s hitting his back

He’ll get you all worked up, too, be touching you everywhere and you’ll be lowkey mad you can’t fuck

M o r n i n g s e x

You wake up every goddamn morning with his dick poking you in the back and him kissing your neck

If you tell him you’re too tired he’ll back off but he’ll be huffy

If he falls back asleep 2 hours later he’s trying you again

If you wake him up with a blowjob he’ll be so sweet to you all day, like he’ll fall in love all over again when he lifts the covers to see his cock in your mouth

He’s not too vocal during sex but he is loud during blowjobs because he just loves the visual

He doesn’t have a ton of stamina he’s too much of an eager bunny to fuck you for hours but he’s back up in thirty minutes so it’s not a problem

Never not asking you for nudes, won’t send you a single dick pic even if you ask

If you wear his clothes around him, you won’t be wearing them for long

He loves the way you look in his tshirts

One time it was laundry day and you put on a pair of his boxer briefs and he walks in and says no words to you just jumps you, starts kissing your neck and sticks his hand down his boxer briefs and makes you come in three minutes fast

You should only wear them if you want him to be all over you all day

btw he’s very good with his hands, the best other than Yoongi

He will NOT fuck you in public if you tease him in public though be prepared to be fucked into the next century when you get home

He gets hard at a moment’s notice he won’t even kiss you with tongue if you’re not in private

A strong breeze will give him a boner, particularly if it lifts your skirt a little bit

Will do Skype sex but be embarrassed while doing it, all blushy when you ask him to let you see him he’s so shy about it at first

But when he gets closer to coming he’s all winks and smirks and eyefucking the camera and you lose it

He could watch you touch yourself all day, has a collection of videos you’ve sent to use while he’s on tour

He will deadass jerk off to you in favor of porn

He admits to you with a blush that he’d jacked off to your social media pictures before you even started dating

Would never in a million years make a video with you or of himself he would be so embarrassed to see himself fucking on camera or even in front of a mirror

If he hurts you during sex because he’s too eager he’ll be very sorry afterward

He actually might cry

You’ll end up comforting him instead of the other way around but he’ll be so sweet to you for days

[itslocsdiggs]

NSFW Alphabet

With Farmer! Daveed :D

I borrowed from @caitlinpotter

For Rose, (@Iiknowthekoolaidflavor) on a special day

Farmer! Daveed

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

·      He will carry you anywhere you have to go because most of the time you cannot feel your legs. He’ll remember a really funny story and tell it to you so you can have a good laugh before you fall asleep.

·      He always cleans you up

·      Peppers your faces with tons of kisses, and he never forgets to say I love you

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

·      Daveed loves his thighs. He actually suffered an accident to his knee when he was a teenager, but he was able to rehab fully. He loves that he is able to lift you and is fully capable to work on the farm. That being said, it’s his least favorite part to work out.

·      He loves being in your arms because he thinks you give great hugs and he loves the way you take control of him in the bedroom

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

·      The man is not afraid of a little mess, he births calves for crying out loud! He’ll cum anywhere you tell him to, but he loves it when you swallow. Swallowing wasn’t your favorite thing before he came around, but he is very clean, so you love it.

·      His absolute favorite place to cum is on is your breasts

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

·      He switches his chore list with his brother so he can spend some afternoons with you every so often.( Life is short and their cousins are around to help)

·      He can’t wait until you’re pregnant with his baby because his heart swelled when you held and fed the newborn goat

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

·      In the same way that he could deliver a baby animal with his eyes closed, Daveed is very experienced at sex

·      He preferred oral and casual hookups before he met you

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

·      Most likely something that mimics a yoga position. You can’t take a class anymore without imagining Daveed “assisting” you.

·      His hips holding you up against the wall and your legs around his waist.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

·      Daveed’s definitely goofy and soft. In the moment, he’s so focused on you and how your body feels.

·      It usually starts with someone feeling extra cuddly, and that touch becoming more sensual

·      No, it’s full of passion for all the weeks and months y’all have been denying the mutual crush.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

His beard is well groomed, but his pubic area is thick and curly. He works long hours and just doesn’t have the time. If you needle him enough about it like you did with his armpit hair, he might control it. He is sensitive like that

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

·      Daveed is the epitome of romance and intimacy: He brings flowers, is a very smooth talker(it has literally gotten you out of your clothes a few times.), and he sings for you

·      He is so shy, but his crush on you was not a secret from anyone. His mother found out when she saw him baking a pie late one night to go with your delivery order

·      When he is in charge (which is rare) he takes it nice and slow

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

·      Yes, before you were together, he couldn’t get you off his mind,.

·      He’d have to be quiet because his brother’s bedroom was next door, and he was always in his business.

·      He’s very comfortable with his sexuality so he will touch himself during sex and even when he’s not with you.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

·      Some kinks both of you share: overstimulation, spanking, voyeurism(once y’all did it in the barn before dawn), and name calling

·      You love to visit him at work and to stay the night, but you know you can’t do it in the house(the family is too eager for your relationship) so y’all always do it in the barn

·      The horses know the sound of your moans

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

·      The barn (it’s large and airy, and in a spot away from the animals-he’s classy)

·      Your bed

·      bed of his truck in the middle of the night(during a picnic date he took you out to look at the stars)

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

·      Seeing you after a while(whether he’s busy or he has to make an out of town delivery)

·      You sending him a naughty text when he’s on his way home

·      You in your nightgown

·      Seeing you getting along with his family(even when you side with them, he can tell that it’s gonna be a great life with you)

·      When you cook for him (and when he cooks for you)

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

·      No to knife play, biting, or excretory play(he sees so much shit at work, and he thinks that people into that are s i c k.)

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

·      Daveed loves to give AND receive. He almost didn’t last the first time he felt your lips around his cock.

·      He thinks you’re the sweetest thing in the world, eating you out is his favorite way to wake you up.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

·      Depending on the time he has. He knows exactly how move so that you feel all of him

·      That makes you scream

·      However he does it, he makes you feel like the only girl in the world

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

·      They’re alright, nothing compares to the real thing though. He prefers to take his time with you.

·      He just shows up at your door on his lunch break, and you know exactly what you’re doing for the hour. You have such an effect on him that when he goes home, everyone notices how relaxed he is

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

·      Anything you suggest, he’ll try it, and vice versa. Y’all trust each other

·      It depends on the place, because sometimes you get really nervous about being out in the open(in the booth at a bar, around his parent’s house etc.)

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

·      He can go three rounds in a night and before you wake up in the morning, he’s ready again. He can last for an hour.

·      Loves the way you touch him and enjoys making sure you’re ready.

·      Foreplay is his holy grail.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

·      He’s never used any toys, but he’s eager to learn how all of yours work.

·      He has fun pleasuring you until you pass out once he learns what you like.

·      He randomly buys you toys and lingerie. Sometimes he takes you with him. He spoils you because he feels so lucky to have you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

·      Good grief, you knew Daveed was a teaser the first moment his truck showed up on your front gate. It was a hot, summer day and he wore a tight t-shirt (as if he had to convince you to buy his family’s products)

·      Sometimes he’ll “forget” his flannel or lick his lips obscenely

·      During sex he’s not very coy. He’ll make you beg for every part of his body explicitly.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

·      He is loud, but you don’t mind at all. You’ve always needed a man who could shout the roof off.

·      It doesn’t really matter because the neighbors aren’t that close. Once, he hollered during a blowjob and your dog got alarmed, scratching at your bedroom door.

·      You’ve got to figure out how to make him growl at you more often…

·      When he moans, you just want to do whatever he wants

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

·      Farmer! Daveed will always, wine and dine you on the classic records (blame his father). He knows good music! It makes you soft when he sings along.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

·      He’s a big boy, you noticed the first time you saw his all-weather work boots.

·      When you finally see him, Daveed tells you afterward that you had a big smile on his face.

·      He’s thick and circumcised, and very pretty

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

·      He works up a large appetite on the farm all day, so he comes over late and more than ready to unwind with you.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

·      He’s ready to knock out, but he has to make sure you’re comfortable. Unless you’ve really worn him out, he takes his time to fall asleep.

·      Daveed is just willing to relax and cuddle beside you.

[dontgotothenetherworld]

secret language (lydia x reader)

so i was scrollin through pinterest and i came across a post (i didn’t save it oops) that was basically an alternative alphabet, and my brain was like: inspo. so basically reader was best friends with lydia in elementary school, but she had to move away after fifth grade. due to plot convenience, she has moved to where lydia now lives for their junior year.

1062 words

cw: femreader.

you know how in tv shows or movies the new girl shows up and everyone either starts making fun of her or they’re scrambling to be her friend? shockingly, that does not happen in real life. not in middle school, not in high school.

literally no one except the teacher cared that you were there. and the teacher only cared because he had an alphabetic order seating chart that you just messed up. maybe don’t do alphabetic seating charts? like mr. teacher dude, they fucking suck.

just like middle school, no one talked to you. they judged your outfit and went on with their life.

you felt a tap on your shoulder. turning around, you saw a girl dressed in a gothic style, definitely outside the norm for what everyone else was wearing at this dreary school, handing you a folded over piece of paper. people still passed notes here? 

considering you were in the front row, the note was probably for you. you took the paper and turned back around. the paper was light pink, like the girl behind you was writing on. 

you carefully opened the crisp paper. on it were various lines and dots in a thick black pen. obviously some kind of alphabet, but what was it saying?

you looked back at the girl. she raised an eyebrow.

wait a minute… did she look familiar?

it suddenly came back to you. you quickly scribbled the key to the odd alphabet in the corner, and began working on translating it.

 h e l l o  y n , d o  y o u  r e m e m b e r  m e ?  - l y d i a

you grinned. of course, it was lydia. the two of you had been the best of friends when you were in elementary school. truly, you were the queens of the playground.

like, seriously. your grade had decided that every day at recess you’d participate in a high fantasy live action role play. you and lydia had been the queens of the elf/faerie girls, at war against the human boys. in order to keep your war plans a secret, the two of you developed a secret language.

 o f  c o u r s e  i  d o , m y  f e l l o w  q u e e n .  - y n

you handed the fresh piece of paper with your message on it over your shoulder, without looking at her.

 i  c a n  n o t  b e l i e v e  w e  e n d e d  u p  a t  t h e  s a m e  s c h o o l .

lydia sent another pink sheet to you.

 m e  n e i t h e r . t h a t  i s  s o  c r a z y .

”what period lunch do you have?” lydia asked you when the bell rang. passing notes was time consuming, so you didn’t actually say much to her.

”sixth.”

lydia reached out for a high five, “we both have the shitty lunch! meet me at the door when the tardy bell rings, and i’ll let you sit with me at lunch.”

”sounds like a deal.” you shouted. you were headed to the opposite side of the building from lydia.

by fifth period, you realized why lydia didn’t like the lunch period. you were really hungry.you were a little concerned, if you’re being honest. did you really want your first real conversation with lydia since the fifth grade to be marked by you scarfing down your food like a wild dog? no. oh, and whatever other friends she had. that’d be their first impression of you. yeah, no.

you snuck some bites of food all throughout your fifth. your teacher had explicitly said not to eat in her class, but whatever. fourth period let you eat, so you’d follow the rules tomorrow.

you were originally worried about getting to the lunchroom way before lydia, and just having to stand there and wait, but you ended up walking just behind her for a little bit. you would’ve started talking to her then, but hallways are crowded, and she sure can weave her way through a crowd.

”hey, y/n!” she said when she stopped at the door.

”hey! how has your day been going?” you followed her through the crowded cafeteria.

”ugh pretty shit. like, i know it’s just the first day back, but i already hate all my teachers. except for mr. b. i  love him.”

”who’s mr. b?”

lydia arrived to a table in the corner of the room. there were already three people sitting there. they were a strange mismash of people. there was a crimson haired boy dressed in black skinny jeans and a purple sweatshirt, a girl with light brown hair and a lolita style dress with tall socks, and a boy in a button up shirt with dress pants. “mr. b’s my latin teacher. virginia, mike, max. this is y/n. we used to be best friends back in elementary school.”

the three of them greeted you with warm smiles. “so i take it you’re not in latin? or are you in the seventh period class?” the dressed up boy asked.

”uh, no. i finished my language requirements with spanish last year.”

”lame. latin’s the best. i’m mike, by the way.” said the dressed up boy.

”no way, french is totally the best.” said the girl, who you assumed was virginia.

”i’m with y/n. bare minimum.” said max.

you laughed a little, “actually it’s because my old school only offered spanish and i didn’t really like that class.”

”that’s, like, really rude of your old school.” said virginia.

you hoped that you could actually make it into their friend group. they seemed really fun to be around.

after school, you met up with lydia again. “so do you like my friends?” was the first thing she asked.

”uh yeah. they seem cool. sorry if i was a little awkward around y’all today.”

”y’all?”

”i literally just came from the south, don’t judge me.”

”well, you didn’t seem awkward to me. you should definitely have lunch with us again tomorrow.”

”well it’s not like i’m going to ruin my chance at having a friend group for no reason like that.”

@meangirlsx @meangirlmurphy @eliza-is-confused @boredomimi

ok but should i make a series out of this? i mean i know i already got a enemies to lovers lyds series (which i need to update oops) but do y’all want to see a friends to lovers one? also let me know if you want more of these random friend characters that i just made up <3

[ff-imagines]

NSFW alphabet: salty tofu

Minors dni xoxo

A- aftercare

He’s not a master at it. Will get you some blankets, but he’s kinda unwilling to go very far from you. Is willing to take a bath/shower afterwards. 

“Hm? Ugh, but the kitchen is so far. Come on, let’s just start a bath.”  

B - body part

Of yours, he adores your ears and nose. Likes to nip at your ears and will pinch your nose to tease you sometimes. He really likes it when you two get close enough that your noses touch. Eskimo kisses for days, baby! 

Of his own, he’s pretty insecure about himself, but he likes his tongue, and will always drag you with him to find cool new tongue rings. Will find a tongue ring with a slightly pointy tip so he can tease you with it. 

C - cum 

Loves facials, and will probably cum again if you swallow -will definitely try to initiate another round. Feels kinda bad if it gets in your hair but will mainly laugh it off. 

“Did… did you just…...? Hmhm, how cute~ Maybe you need more, just as an extra measure to be sure you’re satisfied?”  

D - dirty secret 

Sometimes listens to nsfw asmr. He’s really stimulated by sound. He absolutely hates silence, and even when he’s having sex he has to have some kind of music in the background. 

He’d die if anyone caught him or saw that in his watch history, though. 

E - experience

Absolutely none. Hes barely had friends, you seriously think he’s gotten this far with anyone? He’s a big fucking virgin lmao 

F - favorite position

Probably doggy, or missionary, but he keeps your legs on his shoulders. Likes the face-off as well because he can get close to your face. Would be interested in mirror sex. 

G - goofy

the first few times, sorta? He’s really just trying to play off the fact that he knows literally nothing by making you smile. Its mainly light teasing, might tickle you to get you smiling. Likes being playful in order to initiate, play fighting is a favorite of his.  

“Hey, you! No no, come here! Where are you going? Hehe, do i have to chase you down? Wait, no, i was kidding, get back here!”

H- hair 

Well groomed, not hairless but he definitely keeps it trimmed and clean. 

I- intimacy 

When he gets the hang of it, he really tries to make it known how intimate this is for him. It is every time, but he gets better at showing it with practice. 

”look at me… look up. I want to see your face. Don’t hide from me, i need to watch you come undone…”

J- jerk off 

A lot, honestly. There’s been points in his life where he was going a solid 2-3 times a day. It’s less often now that he has you, but he still does it at least 3-4 times a week. Would be pretty embarrassed if you caught him, but would be thrilled to catch you in the act~ 

“Hey, there you are! I’ve… been…….. hehe, if you needed some help, you could’ve just asked~”  

K- Kinks

Light sadomasochism. Really likes biting, and while he never squeezes down, he likes grabbing your neck to reinforce his dominance. Never leaves hand prints or anything, he feels that’s a little too far. 

He definitely prefers to be top, it helps him be more confident. 

He also likes half clothed sex. It makes it all seem a lot more desperate, like you couldn’t wait long enough to even take your shirt and socks off. 

Also, teasing and edging are a big kink of his. 

L- location 

Mostly the bath/shower, and bedroom. He’s a little nervous about anyone seeing you two anywhere else. 

M- motivation 

If you get or have a piercing, he’s gonna be a lot more handsy. 

Compliments make him feel more handsy, and it can progress if you return his touches. 

Sometimes certain songs just make him more hyped up and energetic, and he needs a way to release it. If he catches you listening to certain suggestive songs (like desire- Meg Myers) he’ll be very interested in reenacting what the song describes. 

“Ah, I love this song! Hmm, maybe it would be good background music for us, hehe….”  

N- no

Doesn’t like to make you bleed, and absolutely hates the idea of a threesome. Would honestly be kinda offended if you suggested it. 

“What? No! I’m enough for you, aren’t I? If you want to do something different, you could just ask...”  

doesn’t like toys used for pain on himself, like floggers. Would use it on you, however. He’s more on the sadism side than he is masochism. 

O- oral 

Really likes receiving, but he loves giving. That spiked tongue ring will come out to play, so if you’re a masochist, it’s a win-win! 

“Hehe, I can feel you twitching~ try to stay still, or I’ll make you wait even longer~”  

P- pace 

Starts out painfully slow and progresses to very rough and hard. Not necessarily fast, he just likes making sure you feel how deep he is. 

Q- quickies 

Not against them. Not favorable, but he’s still getting his dick wet so he’s down. 

“Oh? We’ve only got maybe 15 minutes, though? …… hehe, do you need me that badly? Alright, come here then~”  

R- risk 

Nope. Hates the idea of anyone seeing you like that. He’s legit got the opposite of a exhibitionist kink. 

“Wha?! Here? No! Just wait till we get home, Ok? There’s too many eyes around, I don’t want anyone to see you but me.”  

S- stamina 

2 rounds and most. The first is very drawn out, you might not be able to handle a second, honestly. But he’s willing to give it another go~ 

T- toys 

Doesn’t own any, is more open to trying the basics, but he’s not exactly got a big kink for them. 

U- unfair 

Very. It’s his thrill, honestly. He’s very into edging, even for himself. He’s a little less patient if you’re edging him, though. 

“A little longer, I’ll give you what you want. Just wait, you’re so beautiful like this, just a few more minutes~”  

V- volume 

He’s more of a talker, saying demands and asking if you want more of what he’s giving you. He doesn’t moan much, he just gives deep sighs and hums. Sometimes chuckles at your reactions if he finds them extra cute. Bites his tongue and groans pretty loudly when he cums. 

W- wild card 

He likes to hold one of your hands. Even if he’s pinning them down, he intertwines your fingers with his. It makes him feel more grounded, and for him it’s strangely intimate. 

X- X Ray 

… have y’all seen his ascended skin? I refuse to believe he’s not fucking packin’. Probably 6-7 inches. 

Y- yearning 

High sex drive, and it’s easy to get him going. He’d be down for maybe 3-4 times a week. Won't be offended if that’s too much, he knows he’s got a ridiculously high libido and it can be hard to keep up with him. He focuses on snuggling up with you to keep his mind off his need instead.  

“Hmm, tired today? That’s alright. Rest for a while, I’ll take care of you later on then~”  

Z- zzz

not too quickly, makes sure you fall asleep first. He likes pillow talk and soft sleepy conversations afterward. Sometimes he’ll tell you a story about his first attendant, his face looks solemn, his voice melancholic when he tells the story. He won’t tease you after at all, he doesn’t have the energy or will too. 

[wherethewindtakesher]

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the biggest thank you to @caws5749 for sending me all 134 questions 🥰

1: Name Lorena

2: Age 20

3: 3 Fears drowning, the ocean, and fishes.

4: 3 things I love my dog, my friends, and mangoes.

5: 4 turns on humor, charisma, telling me how much you want m-, and moaning.

6: 4 turns off being full of themselves, disrespectfulness, afraid to be themselves, and not showing a care about the well being of others.

7: My best friend k, f, and @brownmantwo.

8: Sexual orientation bisexual.

9: My best first date i’ve never been on a date!

10: How tall am I 5′2

11: What do I miss being fucking skinny-

12: What time were I born 10:45 pm!

13: Favorite color red.

14: Do I have a crush uh...

15: Favorite quote “I got STDS they make my coochie itch” SKSKSKDKSDKAD.

16: Favorite place my house.

17: Favorite food rice.

18: Do I use sarcasm 99.9% of my vocabulary is sarcasm.

19: What am I listening to right now “everything I wanted” by billie eilish because ya girl is depressed.

20: First thing I notice in new person how they hold themselves.

21: Shoe size 8 or 8.5 sometimes a 9.

22: Eye color dark brown.

23: Hair color black.

24: Favorite style of clothing baggy clothes or dark bold colors.

25: Ever done a prank call? yea. I use to call those numbers where it takes you to a different number to prank.

27: Meaning behind my URL its not necessarily an interesting story I just came up with it in my head one day.

28: Favorite movie too many to count.

29: Favorite song literally too many.

30: Favorite band three days grace.

31: How I feel right now fucking sad.

32: Someone I love my friends.

33: My current relationship status single.

34: My relationship with my parents its good! but there is a lot I tend to not discuss with them.

35: Favorite holiday halloween!

36: Tattoos and piercing I have I have two tattoos, both on my left arm. my finger tattoo is of a rose and my bicep is a ghost wearing a witch hat! piercing: septum, conch (but it closed) and my two lobes.

37: Tattoos and piercing I want a bunch more of tattoos and I want to get a few more ear piercings.

38: The reason I joined Tumblr to be cool like my older niece.

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? no we do not. lots of love and respect left in between us.

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? not really.

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? NO BECAUSE @domromanoff and I ARE BASICALLY SISTERS AND THATS INCEST.

42: When did I last hold hands? years ago.

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 10 minutes to get up from bed and 5 to actually get ready.

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? yes I have because I like smooth legs.

45: Where am I right now? my kitchen.

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? no ones because they'll just leave me behind and laugh at my misery. jkjk but my dear friends.

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? L O U D.

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? I do because rent in LA is fucking e x p e n s I v e.

49: Am I excited for anything? to go to bed.

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? I have 2 of them.

51: How often do I wear a fake smile? too often tbh.

52: When was the last time I hugged someone? a few weeks ago I believe?

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? they should because thats their baby momma.

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? yup.

55: What is something I disliked about today? waking up.

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? lady gaga and scarlett johansson.

57: What do I think about most? what tattoo to get, if I should get another dog, how to annoy @caws5749 that day, etc etc.

58: What’s my strangest talent? I can move the bones in my wrist.

59: Do I have any strange phobias? im scared of fish!

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? behind because I am a nervous mess and I like taking control of such.

61: What was the last lie I told? “im okay”

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? both honestly! I love video chatting with @domromanoff and my friends!

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? yes and yes.

64: Do I believe in magic? hell yea I grew up around all that shit.

65: Do I believe in luck? not really.

66: What’s the weather like right now? its chilly.

67: What was the last book I’ve read? jesus christ I forgot the name but its currently under my bed rn.

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? YES.

69: Do I have any nicknames? clown, wueej by @caws5749, pi- prin-, bottom by @domromanoff, lore, lorecha, whore, hoe.

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? I pulled my thigh muscle recently and OMG I WAS IN SO MUCH PAIN.

71: Do I spend money or save it? I SPEND IT HONEY YASSSS.

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? sadly no.

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? my water bottle c:

74: Favorite animal? I fucking love cows.

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? crying lmao.

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? nikolas is it not??

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? “Judas” by lady gaga.

78: How can you win my heart? just be yourself and believe wholeheartedly of what you want and desire.

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? “madi did it”

80: What is my favorite word? fuck.

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr @caws5749 @domromanoff @dailyavengers @ravenforce andddddd @supercorpbechloe there’s so many more I’m editing this rn AKSJSHSHSHS I love each and everyone’s accounts here!

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? GLOBAL WARMING IS A REAL THING YALL.

83: Do I have any relatives in jail? i think so 👀 but im not close to them.

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? maybe like telekinesis or some mind power.

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? what goes on in your mind?

86: What is my current desktop picture? a winter forest.

87: Had sex? if oral sex counts then sure.

88: Bought condoms? I haven't bought them I just magically obtained them.

89: Gotten pregnant? oh god no.

90: Failed a class? yUUUUP.

91: Kissed a boy? yes.

92: Kissed a girl? yes.

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? back in middle school lmaoooo.

94: Had job? yes im on my second one rn.

95: Left the house without my wallet? all the damn time.

96: Bullied someone on the internet? no because im not a fucking asshole.

97: Had sex in public? not yet.

98: Played on a sports team? yea I was in track n field and cross country!

99: Smoked weed? I haven't but I once wanted to try it but I was to much of a pussy to skip class.

100: Did drugs? nope.

101: Smoked cigarettes? ew no.

102: Drank alcohol? y’all Ive gotten so fucked up on here so of cOURSE. my friends think I have a drinking problem ksjlksdjlkjds.

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? I am not.

104: Been overweight? yea.

105: Been underweight? No.

106: Been to a wedding? I have when I was younger.

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? sadly yes because of video games.

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? yea when I binge watched the walking dead.

109: Been outside my home country? yes!

110: Gotten my heart broken? yeah.

111: Been to a professional sports game? Yes because everyone in LA has possibly been to a dodgers game.

112: Broken a bone? nope!

113: Cut myself? oh man..I have and I deeply regret doing so but its a part of me now and i’ve accepted it.

114: Been to prom? YES! best night of my life.

115: Been in airplane? once and that was it because fuck planes lsjdkjlksdjs.

116: Fly by helicopter? nope!

117: What concerts have I been to? daddy yankee and some other guy I don't remember heheheh.

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? duh im gay.

119: Learned another language? I tried (and failed) to learn japanese.

120: Wore make up? a couple of times. i’m not the hugest fan of makeup.

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? nope!

122: Had oral sex? once.

123: Dyed my hair? too many times.

124: Voted in a presidential election? no but I will this upcoming one for sure.

125: Rode in an ambulance? no but I want to!

126: Had a surgery? no but I did have to get stitches on my lower lip.

127: Met someone famous? I meant jenni rivera’s brother at a movie theater once!

128: Stalked someone on a social network? yes? but not to a weird extent.

129: Peed outside? only because no one was around to open the door to my apartment complex and I couldn't hold it in-

130: Been fishing? I am T E R R I F I E D of fish so no.

131: Helped with charity? yup! I bought a shirt from one of @markiplier‘s livestreams that donated all the money to a charity.

132: Been rejected by a crush? yea.

133: Broken a mirror? I think maybe once??

134: What do I want for birthday? I want a tattoo.

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NSFW A to Z - Lin Yanjun (Idol Producer)

I looked up his age to make sure he’s legal and like LMAO I didn’t realize he was 22 oops

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A= Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Is asking if you’re okay, if it was too rough/soft, if you need anything specifically. He probably doesn’t want to get out of bed and shower and change into clothes so most of the time he’ll grab a wet washcloth and clean up but cuddle immediately after

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his dimples duh but he loves your legs

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Will cum on your back or your stomach mostly if he can’t cum inside you. He doesn’t ever want to cum on your face because he thinks it’s disrespectful

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Likes mutual masturbation but is lowkey a little scared to ask how you feel about it or if you’re willing to do it

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Relatively experienced imo, 2 serious partners and maybe a few one night stands. I think this boy would know what he was doing but be super shy about it lol

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Loves when you ride him because he can still have a level of control but damn you look good on him that

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or humorous, etc)

Yanjun is a silly ass guy with some striking visuals so this is really hard for me. I think it would just depend, if he was feeling particularly happy and playful than it’ll definitely be more humorous but if it’s angry or romantic sex he’ll be serious

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

This could really go either way for me omg, so I think he trims it so it doesn’t get crazy but he’s not bare at all

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Not too romantic imo, I think he’d be in the middle and keep it romantic and but really cheesy and mushy

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

This boy actually really likes masturbating whether you’re around to help or not so I think he does it fairly often probably at least once to twice a day

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

BODY WORSHIP, light choking (giving), daddy/master/sir, dom/sub relationship, spanking, orgasm denial

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Loves fucking you on the couch or dinner table which may be odd but the position and angles he can get make you scream

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Loves when you wearing stockings and short skirts, when you playfully flirt with his friends just to get him jealous, wearing his shirt/hoodie and panties around the house

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He wouldn’t like gagging or being gagged, humiliation, or being 100% submissive

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

BOYYY loves blowjobs but eating you out is so goddamn fun. He goes 50/50 bc either way it’s a give and take so y’all return the favor for the other

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

I think he’d be fast and rough for the most part, he likes just slamming into you and bruising your hips and seeing you limp helps his already huge ego (hell you enjoy it too so no worries lol)

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Quickies are pretty bomb in his opinion, the thrill of going against time gets him riled up, he makes it his goal to get you off as quickly as possible

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

As previously mentioned, getting caught during a quickie would be so much fun for him. He’d love the risk of touching you under a table too, in front of his or your parents, your friends, his coworkers, whoever.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

2-3 rounds definitely, he has really amazing stamina so he wears himself and you out

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Probably doesn’t have any toys other than like a pair of handcuffs (to use on him or you) but would be open to what you have/want to try.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Y’all have seen how mischievous this kid is, he’d tease you until you were quivering underneath him just begging and mewling for him to take you

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Girl he is vocal as HELL, dirty talk, loud ass moans and groans, growling by your ear, you name it he does it

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Eye contact is really important to him, he always wants to see your eyes when you’re blowing him or he’s eating you out. Same goes for fucking too, I can just hear him saying “look at me baby girl” fuCK

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

A solid 6.5 inches (wishful thinking? maybe lol)

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

He’s a young boy so it’s pretty high all the time but he has enough self control to not make it awkward or forceful

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

This boy will knock the fuck out afterwards I’m sorry lol he really isn’t one for all the sappy pillowtalk and he’s just really tired

[jacko-louis13]

ABC tag

Tagged by @jhopejhopejhopejhope 💙💙

A. Age: 18

B. Birthplace: Toowoomba AUS

C. Current Time: 12:48am

D. Drink you last had: Vanilla Coke

E. Easiest person to talk to: my best friend Meagan

F. Favorite song: Delicate - Taylor Swift

G. Grossest Memory: it was high school orientation. We saw the agricultural area, and one of the cows had diarrhoea and pooped on one guy in my class, and proceeded to wipe it on my friend and I. We went home with wet shirts because we had to wash them THOROUGHLY.

H. Hogwarts house: Idk, haven’t seen any Harry Potter movies or read the books, imma say hufflepuff from what I know from Sanders Sides lol

I. In love: with the movie Love, Simon. (GO AND SEE IT NOW)

J. Jealous of people: the gays that are attractive and can get any man they want, I’m ugly as fuck lmao

K. Killed someone: nope

L. Love at first sight: I’d like to believe it, but I haven’t had the best luck with it lol

M. Middle name: Louis

N. Number of siblings: 3. (All of my sisters are adopted. I’m the only biological member of my family. AND IM GAY LMAOOO)

O. One wish: that I didn’t hate myself so much. If I had more faith in myself, others might have faith in me and I might be able to accomplish something good for once in my sorry life

P. Person you last called/texted: my friends.

Q. Question you’ve always been asked: “why are you dressed like that?” Bitch I’ll dress how I want

R. Reason to smile: My Friends. They’ve really been keeping me afloat recently and I couldn’t ask for a more supportive bunch. Love y’all 💙

S. Song you last sang: Adore - Amy Shark

T. Time you woke up: like 11:05am (I know I’m terrible don’t shame me)

U. Underwear colour: grey

V. Vacation destination: Paris. IM DYING TO GO

W. Worst habit: Nail biting. Wearing nail polish has actually helped break the habit tho tbh

X. X-rays: twice. One for wisdom teeth, and once when I was younger and sprained my hand.

Y. Your fave food: pasta.

Z. Zodiac: Virgo

Idk who to tag lmao y’all go nuts

[donghun-s]

the very large sp3arb tag

so @sp3arb has tagged me in a total four tags recently and i’m finally getting around to all of them!! tysm for all the tags, meri (btw i love your name?? i think its super cute!) and i hope you learn a bunch of unnecessary stuff abt me lmao (under the cut bc this is a long ass post)

i dont have a name for this tag

1ST RULE: Tag 9 people you want to get to know better

im not tagging anyone bc im bad at things and most ppl i wanna know about, meri has already tagged so

2ND RULE: BOLD the statements that are true.

APPEARANCE: - I am 5'7 or taller - I wear glasses - I have at least one tattoo - I have at least one piercing - I have blonde hair - I have brown eyes - I have short hair - My abs are at least somewhat defined - I have or had braces

PERSONALITY: - I love meeting new people - People tell me I am funny - Helping others with their problems is a big priority of mine - I enjoy physical challenges - I enjoy mental challenges - I am playfully rude to people I know- I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it - There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY: - I can sing well - I can play an instrument - I can do over 30 pushups without stopping - I am a fast runner - I can draw well - I have a good memory - I am good at doing maths in my head - I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute - I have beaten at least 2 people arm wrestling - I can make at least 3 recipes from scratch - I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES: - I enjoy sports - I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else - I’m in a orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else - I have learned a new song in the past week - I exercise at least once a week - I have gone for runs at least once a week in warmer months - I have drawn something in the past month - I enjoy writing - Fandoms are my #1 priority  - I do some form of Martial arts

EXPERIENCES: - I have had my first kiss - I have had alcohol - I have scored a winning point in a sport - I have watched an entire TV series in one sitting - I have been at an overnight event - I have been in a taxi - I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year - I have beaten a video game in one day - I have visited another country - I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

MY LIFE: - I have one person that I consider to be my Best Friend - I live close to my school/work - My parents are still together - I have at least one sibling - I live in the United States - There is snow where I live right now - I have hung out with a friend in the past month - I have a smart phone - I own at least 15 CDs - I share my room with someone

RELATIONSHIPS: - I am in a Relationship - I have a crush on a celebrity - I have a crush on someone I know - I’ve been in at least 3 relationships - I have never been in a Relationship - I have admitted my feelings to a crush - I get crushes easily - I have had a crush for over a year - I have been in a relationship for over a year - I have had feelings for a friend

RANDOM: - I have break-danced - I know a person named Jamie  - I have had a teacher that has a name that is hard to pronounce - I have dyed my hair - I’m listening to a song on repeat right now - I have punched someone in the past week - I know someone who has gone to jail - I have broken a bone - I have eaten a waffle today - I know what I want to do in life - I speak at least two languages [i don’t speak two, i speak one and sign in another] - I have made a new friend in the past year

alphabet tag

Rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 blogs you would like to get to know better

I was tagged by Roxanne ( is it ok if I call you Roxy? I like Roxy) Actually @lxx-fxlix  And for some reason it did not give me the notification you did, I was casually stalking your blog when I saw:

A: age? 16 (01 liner)

B: birthplace? North Carolina

C: current time? 7:53 pm

D: drink you had last? Arnold Palmer (half sweet tea, half lemonade)

E: easiest person to talk to? for me, it’s my irl best friend gwen and my best friend on here, krys

F: favorite song? oof i’m super indecisive so i’m just gonna commit to mayday by got7 (it always changes but mayday has stayed on my constantly rotating playlist for nearly six months now; most are on for six weeks, max)

G: grossest memory? uh probably when one of my swim lesson kids tried to eat a bug (they were like four) and i had to make them spit it out into my hands 

H: hogwarts house? proud slytherin!!

I: in love? i love a lot of people, but i’m not IN love

J: jealous of people? not anymore, my self-esteem has gotten so much better in past years

K: killed someone? uhm a couple of times in fics (*cough* jinjin in not like this *cough*)

L: love at first sight or should i walk by again? not love but pls walk by again bc i’m probably enjoying your aesthetics

M: middle name? christine

N: number of siblings? one, an older sister

O: one wish? to adopt a kid with no family or an unhealthy one (obvs when  older and financially stable)

P: person you called last? my sister called me yesterday morning, and before that i had called my friend to tell him abt a near death experience when i was driving

R: reasons to smile? something good will happen to you, you’ll meet someone wonderful, and there’s always new experiences to happen

S: song you sang last? poet by bastille (an underrated fave)

T: time you woke up? about 8 am

U: underwear color? light heathered grey

V: vacation destination? i’d love to go to greece someday! santorini would be my first choice, and then my great-grandparents old village near thessaloniki

W: worst habit? probs my dermatillia (picking at acne on my face until it bleeds, then picking at the scabs, leaving a bunch of scars that will never go away)

X: x-rays? i got one on my tailbone one time, two years after i sprained it bc my mom didn’t believe me

Y: your favorite food? uhhh most anything tbh; i quite like the honey butter chicken sandwich from pdq

Z: zodiac sign? libra

✨ Fun Facts Tag ✨

Rules for this are:

Have fun with it!  

Tag some of your mutuals

1) Favourite colours:

orange!! and after that, any kinds of pastel or muted darks

2) Favourite song at the moment:

lotto by exo has been on replay in my head, my car, and my earbuds

3) Last book you read:

the sun and her flowers by rupi kaur

4) Last TV show you watched:

i tried to watch part-time idol bc hyunbin from jbj was in it, but within the first 15 minutes they set up an unnecessary relationship so i had to nope out of there real hard; i then reverted back to rewatching white collar for the fifth time

5) Last movie you watched:

does john mulaney’s nerflix comedy special comeback kid count?? if not, probably nightmare before christmas way back around christmastime

6) If you have a pet whats their name?:

four dogs: pheonix, kino, midge, and bess; three horses: little man, gem, and andy (ironically i’m allergic to dogs and horses, and my dad keeps buying more)

7) If you have siblings how many?:

one, my older sister

8) Favourite thing to do on a weekend:

i love doing my swim lessons and seeing all my kids!! i haven’t been able to lately bc of the weather, 

9) Best tumblr friends:

i only talk to @cheesyramynry on a daily basis, but i have a lot of blogs that i consider friendly acquaintances or casual friends as well!!

10) Favourite thing about yourself:

i value my compassion and empathy above all else; i am very much the mom friend and love to be it

11) Favourite memory:

ah i have so many; i think rn i’m gonna go with this past christmas, bc it was my last one with my grandfather

12) 3 weird habits:

swallowing gum, taking all my pills in descending size order, i tend to mimic how a singer sounds when i sing along to the song (ex: if they have a british accent, i’ll subconsciously sing in a british accent; if they stress certain syllables in certain ways, i’ll do it too)

13) What would you call your style?:

comfortable (stretchy jeans, t-shirts, hoodies) and with a few signature Gay Things (jean jacket, flannels, oversized mens’ button ups, a couple gay/bi pride shirts)

14) Odd talent:

if i have lyrics in front of me to a song i’ve never heard before, i can predict the pattern of the tunes and rhythm and sing along the first time

15) Do you have a tumblr crush?:

literally all of aroha and all of the sk fandom (y’all are the loveliest fandoms i’ve ever been a part of)

the stray kids tag

Rules: answer the questions in a new post, and tag 10 blogs you would like to get to know better.

I’ve decided that in celebration of Stray Kids pre-debut album I needed to create a tag. The ultimate goal for The Stray Kids Tag is to learn about your Tumblr mutuals, and have fun answering the Stray Kids related questions!  Here we go:

1: When did you decide to join the Stray kids fandom?

i saw a thread of information abt the suspected nine members before they were officially announced and was like ‘yes i must stan them and love them with all of my heart.’ so uh,,,,, back in august or september??

2: What is your favorite episode of Stray Kids? uhm, i’m gonna expose myself rn and let y’all know that i’ve never actually seen a full episode of the show; as soon as i heard it was gonna be a survival show, i knew that i couldn’t watch it bc my heart was too weak and i was emotionally incapable of becoming too invested while watching it; but from clips, i quite like the episode with the 3:3:3 mission, and also the last episode when all nine were reunited and told they were going to debut together

3: Who would you say is your bias in Stray kids?

my initial one was chan, and they i got rlly confused, and then slowly came to realize that it was jeongin (anything else after that is a fucking mess)

4: Who would you say is your bias wrecker in Stray kids?

literally kill me all of them bias wreck me so hard bUT hyunjin, jisung, seungmin, and chan have been wrecking me so hard in particular lately

5: What line would you want to be apart of in Stray kids? uHHH not dance line bc swimmers have 0 coordination on land; i quite like singing even tho i’m not good at, so probably that, but i can also hit all of chan’s english rap parts in 3racha songs, and keep up with lafayette’s raps in hamilton, and a lot of the english rappers i like too so uh,,, sign me up for rap line too

6: What is the first song you heard of Stray kids? hellevator

7: What is the first song you heard of 3racha? i think it was either hoodie season or runner’s high

8: What is your favorite song on their pre-debut album?

young wings or school life or yayaya (or grr or 4419 or glow or hellevator)

9: What is a concept you’d like to see Stray Kids try in the future?

i love their current optimistic and slightly rebellious teenager concept rn bc its an Eternal Mood; but i always love myself a soft boyfriend concept 

10: if you could meet with the members of Stray kids for one day what would you say to them?

how proud of them i am, and how proud of themselves they should be; i would tell them about how they’re saying things that resonate deeply for their fans and i love that they’re talking abt real world problems; i would also make sure to tell them (chan and 3racha especially) to make sure to rest more, and eat well, and take care of themselves emotionally as well as physically; and finally i’d like to tell jeongin how wonderful he is and that he’s doing so much at such a young age (lmao he’s actually eight months older than me but that’s no the point) and to never lose his cute little smile

finally done!! meri, if you actually read all of this, uh thank you????? i hope you now know everything you wanted to know abt me, and probably more than you wanted to know

i’m bad at tagging people, so if you also made it this far and haven’t done some of these tags, choose one, or a couple, or all of them and do them yourself!! just say that i tagged you!!

[soap-brain]

oooo so i got tagged by both @elroymarvelous (something like a week ago i’m so sorry) and @greetings-from-the-suffer-puppet (yesterday :p) to do this alphabet questions thing! let’s go!!

a - age: 19

b - birthplace: düsseldorf, nrw (it’s in germany) (it’s the best city in germany) (95 olé)

c - current time: 11:38 am

d - drink you had last: some neat sparkling water, also i pretended to drink chips rings but they’re solid so idk whether that counts

e - easiest person to talk to: @greetings-from-the-suffer-puppet , cause we have somehow absolutely /no/ need for filters and we’ve talked about some things we would never, ever talk about with other people :D (hey ryn, remember the scintillating convo we had recently involving chrispy? good times) and also @loststarlight bc she’s a very bad person who got me into a ship and enables me to write fic for it and sends me unacceptable photo posts and totally made me watch doom!! which i didn’t want to do.. at.. all *sweats nervously and holds hand over pocket that’s def not bulging with karl pics... and bruce... and chrispy...*

f - favorite song: atm it’s a tie between sabotage by the beastie boys and ..... every time we touch by cascada (look, i’m technically a rock person, but sometimes it’s midnight, you’ve had about 5hrs of sleep every night, you know you have at least one more hour of super complicated chemistry to do, you’ve had a long ass day, you’re really hungry, just had a bowl of cereal and are fast approaching an ultra sugar high. what better to party with than that song??)

g - grossest memory: story time! during grades 9-12, i sometimes liked walking home instead of doing the hour long tram and bus ride. idk, it was a self reflection / relaxing thing, which i still kinda do. there was a short tunnel i had to go through. nothing scary, it was literally just the street and a pavement on each side, it was short, well lit, in an okay neighborhood, there were frequently people around etc. so really, really, not scary / gross. one day i’m walking and i see a guy of maybe my age coming towards me ahead of me, so i go to one side of the pavement, while he goes to the other, i’m doing the staring ahead thing which will morph into a lightning quick checking the other person over thing once we pass each other. it’s a thing i do. so  we’re just about to pass each other, and he pushes up his tee shirt (it was summer/spring) and ... there’s just... his erection. which he consciously shows to me. and he says something which i didn’t hear cause i’m listening to music, but i do physically recoil a little, my shoulder brushes the tunnel wall but i keep walking, pretending nothing happened, and i remember thinking to myself “the fact that you know now that you won’t believe yourself later that you didn’t make this up is the only thing that’ll make you believe it really happened.”, and just because i know i thought that then already, i believe myself that i didn’t make it up cause man, i kinda wanted to pretend it didn’t happen. and that’s the story of the first ever real life erection i saw! yay! now you know things about me you didn’t want to know!

h - horror yes or no: noooooo pls i get scared easily. even bad horror movies (ie doom) can scare me a bit. esp jumpscares??? the worst imo

i - in love?: nah. never been, either *shrug emoji*

j - jealous of people?: klasjdlfjasdlf i get really jealous of how people manage to socially interact with such ease?? and just... talk to other people and aren’t awkward and make friends?? a wild concept

k - killed someone?: ok so i know we should all either answer something cool and quirky or no!! of course not!! but i have a story. (fuck ok now y’all think i actually killed a person. disclaimer: i didn’t. but i was close) ok so i was doing my three months mandatory nurse work for studying medicine, and around the second month there was this old lady (93yo i think), who’d just gotten i think a new hip? and before her op she was surprisingly mobile with her walking frame and just really cute and chipper and also scared of her op. afterwards, she went to the icu, as was scheduled bc she was so old, and and then she got back to her regular station, and she was slowly but surely learning how to sit up and stand up again and then also walk. she had major pain problems  and her leg had gotten stiff, but she really was a champ, and i really liked her. also, to make some infusions (ie pain meds) easier, she’d gotten a central venous catheter, ie a catheter into the vein right at the bottom of her neck. and then it was time to take it out bc she’d gotten so much better, and there was a doctor there and i was just doing some work or something in the same room (i think we just got done helping the patient dress), and the doctor knew i wanted to study medicine, so she asked me whether i wanted to take it out with her help. i said yes, and then the doctor got a call and took it and told me to go ahead and detach the iv drip line from the catheter. which i did. then i waited for the doctor to finish her call to tell me the next step. she was done just as the patient started feeling faint and started to lose feeling in the arm on the side the central venous catheter was in. long story short, she was rushed to the icu again, because what i didn’t know was that you had to close the catheter, and i’d essentially pulled off the stopper as well, and she ended up having no blood in certain parts of her brain, which i think ended up as a terminal condition for her. she lived, but she had a very, very hard time getting better again and i think she never fully recovered. so. yeah. that’s my story on how i almost killed a person.

l - love at first sight or should I walk past again?: definitely walk past again :D looks and mannerism can be very deceiving

m - middle name: inge brigitte

n - number of siblings: 2

o - one wish: to get my shit together lmao

p - person i called last: i think my dad?? about photoshop?

q - question you’re always asked: probably about my one weird tooth maybe? or what i did between school and uni 

r - reason to smile: getting messages / people willingly interacting with me, horses, when life is going good, when i can be proud of myself for a reason, when there’s music making me feel good things, star trek

s - song you last sang: i don’t sing. i’d sometimes like to, but i feel too awkward cause i’ve been told that i can’t sing at all, so like...

t - time you woke up: 6:47 am the first time, then sometime around 8

u - underwear color: white

v - vacation: this probably ties in with all the “places you wanna visit” ask games, so the answer has to be most of europe, northern america, iceland, australia, parts of asia, parts of africa, space, berlin

w - worst habit: picking at my skin.... and procrastinating!

y - your favorite food: well my fave meal would be garlic bread, a medium steak with fries and beans and either lava cake or crème brûlée for dessert, along with an apple martini; but my fav normal food would be spaghetti bolognese and ... chocolate-y sweets (and truffles. oh boy i want some truffles now)

z - zodiac: libra

i’m tagging @loststarlight, @chameleon-kirk, @bottomkirk, @mccoysbi, @lieutenant-sapphic, @trappist-1p and everyone else who wants to do this!! esp all my new followers - if you wanna do this, tag me so i can get to know y’all!!