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if adam and steve were muppets who would they be
muppets, presumably
#idk the muppets#I am so sorry everyone every single time someone asks me something about a specific IP#I NEVER KNOW#I wasnt allowed to watch like anything growing up...#other than veggie tales.#and like. qubo shows.........#which was free christian programming....#I've got some videogame knowledge but THATS IT!!!!!!#would they not be adam and steve muppets???#like wouldnt they be themselves as muppets???#I dont know how it works#but it would be really funny for adam to be the human and everyone else to be a muppet#steve is adam's portal and guide through the muppet world#or something like that#I dont know how the muppets works I feel like I've seen posts about there being one human#hm. I think I've imagined space jam actually.#I take it back#idk anything#anon#asks
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vague meta-ish gifset, which im just including a small explanation for as im not 100% sure i've properly conveyed it in these gifs:
izzy doesn't understand what's wrong with ed as well as he claims, or as well as he thinks he does. he thinks the problems caused by ed's "feelings for stede fucking bonnet" began long before stede left ed on that pier. he thinks the feelings in and of themselves are the issue - whether he would feel the same if stede had displayed a bit more pirate competence in the first season, idk. probably wouldnt have changed the eventual outcome, but stede's whole muppetness just hastened it.
even when izzy discusses it with stede, he doesnt get it as much as we assume he does on first hearing.
on first hearing this line, you think oh great, izzy is acknowledging his role in the events that led to ed going full kraken! but like. izzy already thought that stede had fucked ed over.
stede's dream reunion has izzy taunting him about leaving ed, but this is?? just a dream??
i dont think the real izzy knows what went down between ed and stede. how would he? obviously ed told lucius all about it, but i doubt izzy wanted to hear any of that.
tldr: ed's feelings for stede aren't the issue. the issue was that ed hated himself because he thought he was unlovable
#ofmd#our flag means death#blackbeard#gentlebeard#edward teach#stede bonnet#blackbonnet#probably best not to tag this as iz*y#people might get upset#(ive already made a reputation for myself by criticising a beloved character in another gay pirate show - i dont need to do it again)#ofmd s2
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the thing that must really fuck with the brain of one izzy hands is that up until stede bonnet it was okay to be an irredeemable bad guy who does awful things to people. his captain was doing it, everyone around him was doing it. suffering and causing suffering, itâs the pirate life. but then blackbeard starts doing nice things with this little chucklefuck and suddenly it is not okay to whip the crew into obedience and heâs the one being humiliated and told to loosen up and no wonder heâs going crazy when he is the only man on this fucking boat who is not getting a redemption arc out of nowhere. heâs devoted his entire life to blackbeard - the idea of him anyway, idolized him, put him on a pedestal of blood and bones and death, committed atrocities in his name, done horrible things for him, and now he has to watch this idea of a man heâs based his entire life and self around dissolve because stede fucking bonnet put a frilly coat on the man who has been absolving him of guilt because he was just following his captainâs orders
#i did NOT mean to end up loving this fucked up little bitch so much#i was like haha cool shirt and leather vest#and ow i'm actually posting on my tumblr#which is not a thing i normally do mind you im only here to reblog shit i dont do originals#but sometimes you gotta write a super wrong analysis of a fucked up man#izzy hands#our flag means death#ofmd#blackbeard#do i think im correct? no#but also. this will be a take but stay with me#what izzy is doing foaming at the mouth over blackbeard is the same sorta shit i have seen people do about online people when they turn out#to be real and flawed and all that shit#and it is captured so well too#but also the sorta shit when ppl get angry at others for getting better or succeeding where they couldnt or wouldnt let themselves#izzy the only human in the entire cast of muppets hands#god these bitches werent kidding put a comedy show in front of us we will write some serious meta about it huh
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đ„Itâs been so long đ„||
Comfort one-shot reader x creepy pastas (Slenderman, Jeff, Toby, E.J, BEN, Sally, Masky, Hoodie, Jane and L.J.) ((Beauty and the beast spoilers))
Inspired by: The living tombstone
The following morning you got ready to go to Hollywood studios. It was pretty chilly so you wore a jacket, bunched up in the car with everyone else. On the way there BEN wouldnât stop talking about the new Star Wars exhibits.
Parking in one of the spots you all rode the tram to bring you to the entrance. All of the creeps stood in awe at the decorations at the entrance. Slender had to shoo them to disperse before they could hold up the other people coming in. Jeff looked irritated, probably cause he left his knife at the hotel as instructed.
A lot of people were dressed as people from the 50âs and such for Halloween weekend. Some of them gave strange looks at your groupsâ costumes, but there was definitely compliments too. At least L.J was happy because there were less annoying children.
First up was the tower of terror, which you guys had a hard time finding since it was to the farther side of the park. BEN kept whining that he wanted to go to the Star Wars rides, but Jeff and you were pretty headstrong on wanting to go on this one.
The line was long too, about an hour in the hot Florida sun. Thankfully it was windy, and you sat on the ledges for the wait. Hoodie and Sally opted out since she was too short and he had a slight fear of heights. Slender could actually fit this time so he was pretty excited.
Jeff was pretty restless the whole time, fiddling with his hands in his hoodie pocket. BEN sat next to you on the ledge with his head on your shoulder, he seemed tired. Probably because he brought his Nintendo and played it all night even though you advised him not to.
Eventually you all made it inside where you looked at the âspookyâ decorations. If slender had a face he would have one of disgust at the cobwebs. There was no comparison to his mansion, not creepy at all -in his opinion.
âSpooky does not mean uncleanâ he kept muttering to you guys telepathically.
Jeff rolled his eyes and Masky nodded his head, his arms crossed as you guys moved along. Then you were moved in to a separate room to watch some recording giving a backstory to the hotel. You were really focused on the video, there was even ominous music in the background.
There was this annoying whirr in your ear, you had to swat off the wind blowing on it. If the place really was haunted you were the victim. You felt a pair of hands grab your waist and you jolted, looking behind to find a cackling BEN.
âYOU SHITâ You slapped his arm- obviously- he deserved it.
He kept trying to fend you off until Masky gave both of you a really dangerous look. At least you didnât need to be scared of ghosts anymore, Masky was the scariest thing there. Plus, BEN wasnât exactly a terrifying ghost with those cute ears of his.
Finally it was time to get on the ride, slender looked really excited in his own way. He had his hands over his lap, the seatbelt buckled securely. You sat on the end with Jeff next to you and BEN next to him and then Toby after.
LJ was on the row behind you with Masky and EJ, you gave them a look as the cart moved. Then the doors opened and there was a stiff in the movement. Abruptly it shot upward, staying still for a second. You got to look at the beautiful view of the whole park before it dropped.
You felt your stomach drop as you clenched your hands on the handles, screaming along with LJ in the back. Glancing at him you saw the feathers on his shoulders fly up at the fall, Slender had his arms up, it was adorable. Toby was CRYING, holding onto the handles for dear life just like you.
After a few times of rising and going down Jeff started yelling at BEN, âSTOP TAMPERING WITH THE CONTROLSâ
âIâM NOTâ he screached, holding onto his hat and trying to shake off a clingy Jeff. The outdoor daylight flashing onto his face, making his wide smiling face illuminate.
âSTOP IT BENâ he kept repeating until there was one last drop. He gave a sigh of relief.
The people on the opposite rows looked mortified, scooting past you as you checked the pictures. They were absolutely hilarious, Jeff was gripping on for dear life to BEN, with Slender blocking the family in the back row and there was an open mouth shot of you.
It was a bit dizzying, so you held onto BEN until you regained your balance. He was a bit shocked too, a look of terror displayed at how Jeff yelled at him 50 feet in the air. Toby was pretty petrified too, his ticking increased and you had to rub him on the back to calm him down.
âI liked itâ E.J said, shrugging at the picture and moving to the exit. Masky agreed with him, going to find his buddy Brian outside.
Toby needed something to take his mind off of the ride, so you took him and Sally to the Beauty and the Beast show. E.J tagged along too, which was pretty bizarre but hey maybe he liked theatre. The others went to the guitar ride while you waited for the next show to start.
The four of you sat in a back row to have the whole view of the stage. Needless to say that Toby and Sally really enjoyed themselves listening to the actors sing. When the conflict started Sally got anxious and you had to hold her in your lap.
Jack was quieter than usual watching the show, occasionally shushing Tobyâs whimpers so he could concentrate. Gaston got on stage and started singing about killing the beast. You looked over at EJ who had his fists balled up in rage, he was really getting into it.
Giving a snarl when Gaston killed the beast but a huff of approval when he turned out to be okay. He didnât say it but he kinned the beast, and he secretly wanted the happy ending. When the show ended you could have sworn there was tar rolling down his mask, you have him a little pat of affection.
He smiled at you under his blue mask and stood up, excusing himself for a moment. You shrugged as he went behind the stage, probably to get a snack. Leaving the gaston actor with one less kidney than when he started the show.
Then you pushed him out of there with the other two creeps, going across the road to find the rest of the group at the guitar ride. Slender was outside waiting with Hoodie and Jane, Sally ran up to give him a hug.
âTheyâre in the line for another roundâ he sighed, âgo join themâ he called to you and E.J.
You swerved through the other people, excusing yourself because you had to find your group. They told you all about how exciting it was, in the dark and super fast. Jeff was ranting, impatient once again. When you got inside BEN played with the marbles on the door, Masky was shooting him a disapproving look.
Jeff and BEN went in the cart in front of you, you went with L.J who wouldnt stop grinning. It would have been creepy if you werenât used to it, but the lady making sure you were buckled seemed pretty terrified. Masky and E.J were behind you.
The car took off with a blast, music bursting in your ears as it climbed the tracks. You were overwhelmed with glowing decorations and unplanned curves, taking loopdy loops and hearing BEN and Jeff scream in delight.
You had to give heavy pants when it finished, catching your breath from all your screaming. You laughed along with L.J, whose hair was messed up. Reaching over to make it neater as the cart reached the exit point. The pictures made you cackle, especially since Masky and E.J on the same row had the same void expression.
After that you all headed to the toy story world. Admiring the green army soldiers and amazing childish scenery on the buildings. There were giant abc building blocks and gears making it seem like you had really shrunk.
Upon seeing the Toy Story mania BEN was teething. For some reason Jane too.
Finding out soon enough when she made you ride with her. Basically it was you and Jane in one cart with Jeff and BEN in the next.
She ignored the objective of the game and instead focused on shooting Jeff with the lasers. You kept telling her she had to shoot them at the targets but she shoved you off.
âI need to shoot this fuckerâ Jane kept muttering.
âYouâll never get me Jane!â Jeff yelled back.
Jeff aimed his cart towards you guys and started fighting back with the light filled lasers. You and BEN looked at each other like đ, it was useless to break them up.
So you tried to win as much points as you cold but eventually BEN got more, he probably cheated. He did a little victory dance as you exited, you would definitely hold that against him later.
Slender wanted to go on the movie ride, which Jeff protested against but he wasnât given much of a choice. Slender really liked the infographics and the interactives. Appreciating the realistic scenarios from the Indiana Jones movie and the Wild West.
Jeff did have a laughing fit when he saw the Alien from the Alien movie, saying it looked just as bald as slender. You were sure to give him a smack at that too. Overall though, you all enjoyed it, even Masky did too.
Next was the muppet show, so you all headed that way. While you all waited for the next viewing to start Toby was playing with the 3-D glasses. He kept walking with his arms out and pretending to be dizzy. Then he started âaccidentallyâ bumping into Masky, poor Masky.
Thankfully for him, the doors opened and he sat as far as possible from Toby. You were sandwiched in between him and BEN. You guys lightly chattered until the lights dimmed and you had to put on your glasses.
L.J was having a laughing attack during the show, joined by Sally who actually really liked it. Then there was a part where the little muppet started spitting water, landing onto the audience. Now here was the part where a certain someone started screeching like a little girl, and it wasnât Sally.
Benny was shivering in fear trying to cower on the floor, your ears rung as you tried to calm him down. You had to assure him like 20 times for him to come back, drying his seat so he could go back. Jeff was laughing but you quickly shut him up.
âItâs gonna be ok BEN, the showâs almost overâ you said, giving him your jacket to warm up.
To compensate for BENâs panic attack you convinced Slender to go to the Star Wars world next. At least BEN was pretty excited for that one, so you managed to diverge his attention to that instead.
His eyes widened and he started jumping up and down when you guys got there. Since there were so many rides you guys started just by walking around. It was pretty incredible, like straight out of the movies.
The architecture was amazing, with rusted technological buildings and the makeshift rocky terrain. The roofs of each buildings were domes, most of them were circular and extraterrestrial.
The stone was so realistic, some the walls were painted with a light aquamarine and some buildings with a yellow. The roofs were made up of a chipped bronze.
Even the ship which stood at the center was unbelievable, Slender made you and BEN take a picture together. You could see the grin of a lifetime on his face follow as you waited in line for the live action ride.
It was so fun! Even slender loved it, he knew he intimidated the storm troopers and if he could grin it would be a smug one. The design of the ride was amazing, the inside was like the real ships.
After you bought BEN a green milk and got a Blue one for yourself. It was sweet on your tongue, cold like a slushee too. You let BEN try yours after he gulped his own down and then he nagged you until you let him have the rest of it.
The next ride was the interactive one, this time you went with Masky and Hoodie. He had been quiet most of the time but this really fired him up. It was a three person ride, the mission was to get to a certain planet in the galaxy while escaping an evil ship.
Masky took all the control on this one, he was the pilot. He put Hoodie as the repair guy and you were the ammo man. He was solely concentrated on maneuvering that ship, swerving left and right like a pro. When the other ship started attacking he began commanding you too.
âSHOOTâ he yelled back at you. He sure was bossy sometimes. âARE YOU SHOOTING?â
âI AMâ you said, pushing the button a million miles a minute to see the red laser shoot out on the screen.
Your wrist hurt from how hard you pushed it time and time again. âSHOOT THE GODDAMN SHIPâ he said before you landed a good shot and got it out of the way, giving a sigh of relief that he would stop telling you what to do.
Hoodie was on repair duty so he just made sure you guys stayed a flight, silent and concentrated on his task.
Coming out of the Star Wars world you guys moved on to the Indiana Jones show, leaving Toby and Sally at the Frozen sing along with L.J as a chaperone. He was in literal hell, with so many little kids. He did like any reasonable adult and left, leaving the irresponsible person and Sally alone.
The Indiana Jones was one of the evening showings, probably the last one of the day before the main event. The whole thing was really thrilling, full of action and suspense. It was very exciting, and Jeff got a little too hyper.
He saw the weapons and started bouncing his legs on the floor. You eyed him suspiciously for a bit, he got so pumped he started raging. Luckily you covered his mouth before he could start yelling.
The smiling killer gave you a deadly look as he took his illegal knife out if his pocket. The very knife he promised he left at the hotel. You wondered how he snuck it in, probably his pants this time.
âYou fuckerâ you deadpanned, moving out of his knife range. This was all while Indiana Jones was rolling over makeshift buildings with that dramatic music in the background. Thank goodness for the music, or else people would start calling security.
âBEN, E.J, HELP MEâ you whisper yelled at them. They took Jeff by the arms and made him calm down, through your hand he gave muffled remarks.
His lidless eyes only widened as swords came into view, he simped over those blades like no other. Pulling and fighting for you to let him go, he wanted to cause rampage with his knife.
âI COULD BEAT THE SHITâ he paused to lick your palm which you made a squirmy face at but refused to let him go âOUT OF THOSE GUYSâ you took his knife at this point.
You had to keep him restrained until the show ended, meeting up with the other half of your group then as you were walking to the restroom your group was encountered by a double line of storm troopers.
They stopped to make a round, approaching Masky and E.J, since they had masks. First was E.J, where they interrogated him with questions about if he with the first order cause or not.
âAre you part of the resistanceâ the trooper asked in a filtered voice.
âNoâ he said calmly.
âHow can we know for sure?â the man in the white suit asked.
âIâm not one of the good guys, trust meâ he said with a light chuckle. You laughed a little too and they moved to near Masky.
âTrooper get back in lineâ they said. You almost levitated, it was so funny you had to take a picture. Side by side his mask kind of resembled the storm troopersâ.
âIâm not one of youâ he said, boiling with anger as a few other troopers marched their way over to him.
âSo youâre a Jedi in disguise then?â Another asked, face inches away from Masky.
âNoâ he said, the boy was about to burst with rage, too serious to take this as a game and gripping his fanny pack in anger to refrain from punching the guy.
The commander in a black mask passed by and spoke âClearedâ, the troopers dispersed, leaving a less distressed Masky behind.
Jeff was laughing at least, and L.J too, who appeared behind you mysteriously. Slender towered over him and asked where Sally was, the monochromed clown just gave a toothy smile and told him he dropped them off at the little mermaid show.
When that was over you guys got good seats at the fantastmic show, with the exception of BEN who feared water and was still having flashbacks from earlier. He gave rounds on the guitar ride with Jeff who opted to skip out with him, its not like he could sit still any longer too.
You hoped they didnât kill anyone (they probably did), while the show went on. It was a beautiful display of lights in the water. There was a story told on the mountain and then the dancers came out. You smiled at the sight, it was another heartwarming day spent with the creeps. Holding Sally in your lap as she squealed at the pretty lights you were happy and at peace.
#slenderman#creepypasta#ben drowned#jeff the killer x you#jeff the killer x reader#jeff the killer#slenderverse#ben drowned x reader#masky x reader#creepypasta masky#brian thomas#eyeless jack x you#eyeless jack x reader#eyeless jack#ticci toby#jane the killer#sally williams#creepy
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Hi Muppet! I have a question about regemption: Do the demons use their real names in the human world or do they make up fake ones to blend in?
it depends on the demon tbh. zircon introduces herself to potential suitors as "zoey" but none of her buds call her that even in front of humans (she calls kyanite kya in front of humans and dragons breath opal already just goes by opal. and theres no saving corvid to begin with so they dont even bother and sometimes just make her stay in the car). jades name is already human so she still goes by jade, as do amber and alexandrite. sunstone goes by sunny, moonstone still goes by moonstone bc he doesnt care. sapphire doesnt call herself anything different but i think itd be a funny running gag if every human thinks her name is actually sophia (itd effect nothing its Just for me). cinnabar would start calling herself cindy but amber and aquamarine would think that is dumb as hell so she stops immediately. the tourmalines wouldnt go by human names, they already just call themselves their colours (except black tourmaline who goes by bt) which would just pass for nicknames
rhodizite goes by Rocky Road (lead singer of the Hell Razors) (tickets available NOW!!) serpentine i havent landed on anything concrete yet, i would want it to either mean snake or be greek in origin but for her sounding at all phonetically similar to her real name isnt a need.
bloodstone calls herself "bee" sometimes but isnt usually in a position where she needs to pretend to be a human woman other than early book 2. 2ircon doesnt change her name to blend in with humans but she Does get a nickname to make her feel less like the lab experiment she is. she goes by bunny for the majority of the story :)
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I feel Muppets Most Wanted could have been good if they just kept both Kermit's in the same area and had the running joke that everyone knows who the real Kermit is they're just too busy with the show to get rid of him
But Gonzo and Fozzy are genuinely confused sometimes on who is who
The Entire Concept of 'the muppets, who have worked with kermit for over 30 years, suddenly cant tell hes different' IS BAD
the muppet performances themselves were weird and static. scooter looked dead inside and barely moved. lots of background muppets got speaking roles which was nice but felt more forced?
and i fucking hate that boring everyman muppet "Walter" and the whole movie was basically built around him and ricky gervais. ricky gervais ruined this movie. every other actor interacts with the muppets like theyre actors. he barely looked at them. it was awkward and horrible
gonzo felt on track but fozzie was Way underused and ms piggy barely beat up Anyone, they majorly fucked up with all three of them
walter should have had maybe two lines at the most, he should NOT have been the one leading the fucking rescue mission
the whole POINT of ms piggys character is that she is NOT a damsel in distress. she should have beaten the shit out of constantine on the train when he sang that awful song that was insanely off brand for kermit, and in a way i get that shes so self absorbed she wouldnt notice, but shes NOT STUPID
also, the ENTIRE schtick with tina fey and the siberian prisoners was weird and shouldnt have been as prevalent
the end was by far the WORST. fozzie, gonzo, ms piggy and maybe scooter should have been the one to tell kermit how much he means to them but instead they jumped off fucking Walter, who is the worst and has zero personality. tina fey just... did nothing for the movie and having her front and center in the end shot was criminal. the end shot makes me so mad. you cant even SEE the muppets. theyre on a back board three hundred feet in the distance, covered by a crowd of a hundred siberian prisoner extras and an explosion. the muppets ALWAYS end with a glorious crowd shot thats miraculously performed and it was obviously missing here
so i think from the premise, the performances, the actors and the special effects it was a bad movie and it broke my heart. it was heavy handed, way too forced, and REALLY lacked the lovely romantic genuineness of every earlier muppet movie
also, the great muppet caper already exists and they absolutely didnt have to make ANOTHER movie about stopping a grand heist but WHATEVER
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MTAP Mini fanFic - A Quick Swim
A pair of riders raced across the sands of the Eufaula Desert, their horses kicking up clouds of sand behind them. The leading rider slowed to a halt at the top of a sand dune. The other followed. Just over the edge of the dune, a series of wind turbines rose out of the desert overlooking a ridge edged with a small green forest.Â
âLooking nice and clear today. Makes our job a lot easier.â The lead rider exclaimed, removing her goggles.Â
âCertainly does.â her partner agreed, âand even better news Sam, the turbines are working fine. No need to carry out any repairs this time.â the violet haired girl pulled her own goggles up onto her cap. Sam threw a fist into the air in excitement,Â
âBrilliant! We can head back early today. Iâll get to beat the guys to the jukebox tonight! Today itâs Samâs choice of training music!â the pair laughed. She then pointed towards the edge of the forest, âAlright Jess, last job off the list is to check that the W.O.W. building entrance is clear of monsters. We donât need a repeat of last time and have Portiaâs water contaminated again.â Jess recalled the last adventure she and Sam had at the Waterworks, and winced.Â
âYeah, I'd rather not have to go through that again.â Sam nodded,Â
âWe can get a good look from the waterfall ridge, itâs just through the forest. Letâs go.â The pair urged their horses on and they skimmed down the sand dune towards the edge of the desert into the tree cover.Â
The sunlight shone through the branches and lit the way, though this forest was thin and it was not long until it came to an end. The forest morphed into a lengthy cliff top overseeing the dilapidated W.O.W. Industries waterworks. A small waterfall cascaded into the river below. Sam and Jess guided their horses along the ridge from the waterfall and stopped to survey the area. Sam took out her binoculars and scanned the area around the decayed building.Â
âEverything looks to be fine.â she stated, âjust a couple of Panbats as usual, but they behave themselves.â Jess gazed out at the view, admiring the river and landscape below them.Â
âHold on a minute!â Sam alerted Jess, âI see something down by the river.â She lowered the binoculars and passed them to Jess who took a look for herself.Â
âSam, it...it looks like a pile of clothes.â Jess blinked then looked again, âyep, pretty sure those are clothes.â she handed back the binoculars, to which Sam quickly looked through them again and scanned the area looking for the owner. The sound of a splash echoed up the cliff and a figure emerged from behind a large rock in the middle of the river. Before the girls could identify the figure, it dived underwater and swam towards the waterfall. Though the water was clear enough to follow its movements.Â
âI donât believe itâŠâ Sam murmured, somewhat irritated. She rested the binoculars on her thigh and raised an unimpressed eyebrow at the scene in front of them. The figure breached the water just near to the surging waterfall. Jess finally realised who it was and quickly turned to Sam, who slowly nodded and rolled her eyes. Her nod slowly turned into a disapproving shake.Â
âYeeep.â Sam sighed. Jess looked back at the figure, who was now swimming towards the wall of the waterfall. There was no doubt about it, the mysterious swimming figure was Arlo. He climbed out of the water onto a rocky ledge, causing Jess to immediately blush bright red. He was naked! She could not help but stare. This was the guy she had been crushing on since she arrived in Portia after all. His wet sculpted body glistened in the sunlight. Though his hair was heavy with water, it had not dulled his fiery red hair as he smoothed it back from his face. Jess was transfixed on him, blushing and embarrassed but in awe and admiration at the same time. Sam âslappedâ a palm to her face, also out of embarrassment for everyone witnessing the scene and scoffed.
âRight, thatâs enough.â she growled and stood up in the stirrups of her saddle, âOi, Arlo you idiot!â she suddenly yelled. Samâs voice loudly echoed all around, startling Arlo and snapping Jess back into reality, continuing to blush. Arlo, much to their relief was facing the wall, sheepishly waved to Sam and Jess and quickly dived back into the water in an attempt to cover himself.  Sam said nothing and started her horse along the ridge, Jess followed.Â
Sam lead them down the cliff and crossed the river at the shallows, before galloping over to the waterfall, where Arlo was drying himself off. Sam jumped off her mount and stormed towards him, arms crossed.Â
âShameless muppet, honestly! You couldnât wait till I was done patrolling before taking a swim? You knew this was on my route today. What if I was showing Officials around?â Sam scowled at him. Arlo fastened his belt, still topless. Jess couldnât help but look him over. His body was covered in scars from past conflicts, each one kept pulling her gaze. He noticed Jess staring and smirked.Â
âTake it easy Sam.â He patted Samâs head playfully, âRemi suggested I take a swim. He thought I could do with the break, and he was right. Thereâs nothing quite like a refreshing waterfall shower.â he subtly winked at Jess, who blinked out of her trance. She shyly looked away, holding her hand to her upper arm in defence. With Jess as his distraction, Sam lightly elbowed Arlo in the gut, catching him off-guard and causing him to step back,
âOk, Ok, I get it, youâre mad with me.â he stood in a defensive stance in case Sam had another go at him. Sam looked up at him and a playful smile crept through her scowl, satisfied that she had made Arlo flinch,Â
âJust donât do it when Iâm on patrol out here. You never know who might be with me. I doubt everyone wants to see your arse, you moron.â she turned and walked back to her horse. Arlo laughed and picked up his shirt from the riverbank. âCome on Jess, letâs get outta here. Youâll have to excuse the shocking behaviour of my commanding Officer.â Sam directed her horse away and began walking towards Portia. Arlo pulled his shirt over his head and readjusted it, brushing his hair back as his head reappeared under the clothing. He caught Jessâ gaze again and smiled at her,Â
âIâll see you two later, then.â Samâs horse stomped a hoof, the noise made Jess look over to an impatient Sam. She looked back to Arlo,Â
âSure. Later.â she blushed again and told her horse to walk on to join Sam. The pair rode away back to town, leaving Arlo by the water.
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Arlo x Jess (OC Builder) ship. Written by a Brit, so British accents and terminology for everyone!
The subject of showers came up in convo, more so the lack of showers in the game. An alternative would be to swim in the rivers/lakes/waterfalls right? Totally inspired by the Robin Hood Prince of Thieves scene. And who wouldnt wanna see Arloâs ass? =DÂ
#mytimeatportia-fans#mytimeatportia#my time at portia#mtaparlo#arlo#ArloxJess#arloxbuilder#fanfic#mtapsam#civilcorp#MTAP
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