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why did jacob have the rotor arm in his underwear? i've been thinking about this, because if not his underwear where else was he keeping it?
why wasn't it in his pocket? why was in his boxers?
#hacketts quarry#the quarry#travis hackett#chris hackett#kaylee hackett#caleb hackett#bobby hackett#constance hackett#kaitlyn ka#abigail blyg#nick furcillo#jacob the quarry#emma mountebank#pls help#i dont know#like why was in it underwear#on a side note he looks like he doesn't use toliet paper
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okay but re. that post about elseworlds!barry realizing that oliver woke up in bed with iris... if we coldflashed this, i feel that crossover event would have gone VERY differently because you're not telling me that leonard snart wouldn't have realized there was something wrong the second he woke up in bed with oliver queen
like picture this: you're leonard snart. you have years of trauma, hypervigilance, and experience surviving dangerous men (and, ultimately, being one). and you fall asleep next to barry, the man you love---who, don't get me wrong, IS dangerous, but is in most situations seemingly unaware of it; who appears nonthreatening and harmless unless riled, who, most of the time, just seems like a sweet and normal guy---and you wake up next to... something else. something that looks like barry, and sounds like barry... if you aren't paying attention.
this is a thing that walks without making a sound, like it has years of experience sneaking around and moves that way by default (like len does); it turns into a statue at the slightest sound and doesn't even seem to breathe. barry is always crackling with frenetic, fidgety energy, even when he sleeps; he has nightmares and thrashes until the covers are bunched up around him, but this thing slept stiff as a board, flat on its back without moving a muscle and barely wrinkled the sheets. this thing is wary, and quiet, and it moves like a killer, with a killer's instincts. and it's looking around their bedroom like it's never seen this room in its life
and len would KNOW.
#coldflash#i do enjoy the thought of oliver standing there like ohhh fuck what is happening and then he hears the cold gun#turns around and len is standing there in his underwear with the gun aimed at him like “what are you and what did you do with barry"#you know those two would CLASH personality-wise but i think they'd appreciate each other's no-nonsense approaches#not sure what's funnier in this scenario: if coldflash are in an established relationship#or if it's a secret and oliver has accidentally busted them with a body swap and is like “barry what the FUCK”#actually yeah i think i like the latter better#then they have to explain to team flash how len just HAPPENED to be with barry that morning#and why they should take HIS word for it that this isn't really barry when they're his friends and family so obviously they would know#meanwhile real barry is looking everywhere but at len trying to avoid eye contact#until oliver gets him alone and is like “you are having sex. with captain cold.” barry's like “two words: helena bartellini”#oliver's like well first of all i can't believe you would bring that up---
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Captured Angel
Michael Langdon x F!Angel!Reader
Contains: vaginal sex, vaginal fingering, elements of coercion, implied loss of virginity, blasphemy, hierophilia
“Good, you’re awake.”
A chill ran down your spine. You had awakened in an unfamiliar room. Your head ached, your wings hung limp, and your limbs were heavy. The air was soaked to the last thread in malice. It made you nauseous. Gritting your teeth, you dragged yourself up, your mind aflame with a single thought – you had to get out. You looked around, but before you could spot a way of escape, you felt a presence. Dark... Darker than the blackest night. Your heart froze in your chest, a taste of iron suddenly coating your tongue. Though you had not seen his face, you could recognize him anywhere. Seven heads. Ten horns. His honeyed voice left a cold, oily trace on your very soul as he spoke. You drew a deep breath, and spun around, to meet a pair of piercing blue eyes.
His lips crooked into a smirk. Holding your gaze, he moved towards you. You drew back.
“Get away from me, filthy Beast...” you snarled.
Deep down, you loathed yourself for the instinctive reaction. You were a soldier. You had a duty to stand your ground, and instead, you cowered. He promptly crossed the gap between you two.
“Ah-ah!” he scolded, clasping your chin “That’s not very nice, now, is it?..”
You grimaced. Michael Langdon. How ironic, for Satan’s son to bear your General’s name. The one who cast him out... You hoped it hurt the Evil One greatly. Michael caressed your cheek. You winced, and pushed his hand away. Sneering, he grabbed you by the throat.
“Why am I here?” you hissed through gritted teeth.
He glanced down at your heaving chest.
“You’re my captive” he purred “Isn’t it obvious?”
You swallowed. Struggling would only worsen your chances, you knew as much. His gaze darkened with hunger as he watched you – like a wolf, salivating at a wounded deer. Your guts had coiled into a tight knot, a sickly sweet taste coating your mouth.
“Why didn’t your bootlickers kill me?” you asked, not quite certain if you wished to know the answer.
A chuckle escaped his lips. The Antichrist’s lecherous expression made your blood boil. How dare the abomination touch an angel of the Lord, you thought. A strange sensation was budding between your legs, but you pointedly ignored it, just as you ignored the feeling of unease clawing at the back of your skull.
“That would’ve been a waste...” Michael tilted his head “They thought a gift would please me. They weren’t wrong...”
You snarled, attempting to pull away.
“Get your putrid hands off me!”
He tightened his grip on your neck.
“Hush” he coaxed in a mockingly gentle voice “I’m not going to hurt you, angel.”
“Vile creature...” you spat.
He pulled you closer. You bared your teeth, as your face almost crashed into his. Though you did not need air, the pressure on your throat was beginning to make you dizzy. Every nerve in your body screamed to fight - your muscles had tensed, prepared for combat. You might have broken away. Escaped this unholy place. You should have at least tried... But, perhaps because of the mist gathering over your mind, your legs trembled underneath you. You found yourself staring at his mouth. His breath brushed against your skin, warm and silken. Your pulse leapt into a frenzy.
Michael snuck his other hand under your clothes. The captors had stripped you of your armour, and taken away your sword, leaving only your linen tunic to cover you. His fingertips caressed your thigh, slowly creeping upwards. You held your breath as you felt him part the soft folds of your skin.
You had never been fondled like this before. Carnal pleasure was forbidden for your kind. You should be disgusted, you understood as much. Still, the electric-like impulse roused by his touch paralyzed you, preventing you from breaking his arm.
He stroked your entrance. You stifled a gasp, your intimate muscles tightened in anticipation. Your hole was beginning to well with slick. Taking your lack of resistance for a welcome, he slipped two fingers inside you. The feeling of his skin against your sensitive membrane made your head spin, and you barely held back from bucking your hips into his hand.
He let go of your neck, only to wrap his arm around your waist. Keeping you steady, he spread his fingers wider, straining you until it hurt. You shuddered. He massaged the velvety walls of your flesh, driving you to the edge of madness. Aware of how much satisfaction hearing your cries would give him, you clenched your jaw. His skin grazed against a certain knot of nerves, and you nearly sunk to the ground as your legs buckled from the bolt of stimulation. Still, somehow, you did not make a sound.
It only made Michael more determined. He fixated on your sweet spot, leaving you to desperately clutch the lapels of his jacket. His mouth lingered but a thread away from yours - you felt his heartbeat echo against your rib cage. He narrowed his eyes, and pressed his thumb to your clit. Overwhelmed, you drew a sharp breath.
“Enjoying yourself, aren’t you?..” he teased “What is it, my dear? What do you want, hm?”
He pushed a third finger into your dripping slit. You whined in pleasure muddled with despair.
“Speak up, angel” he demanded.
Virtue be damned. Something tameless had infected you. Caught in the furor of sin, you eagerly cast your innocence aflame.
“I...” you stammered “I want... I need you to ravish me...”
Michael threw you onto the bed, and climbed on top of you. Laying flat on your back, your wings sprawled open, you looked up at him, your eyes sweetly half-lidded. His knee shoved between your thighs, he ripped the front of your tunic open. You sighed as cold air brushed against your nipples. He placed his hands on your breasts, savouring the softness of your bare skin. His eyes aflame with lust, he took a moment to admire your flushed, helpless body. Biting your bottom lip, you pushed your chest into his touch. He grabbed you by the throat again.
“You’re mine” he snarled “Mine alone...”
Against your better judgement, you nodded. Your gaze wandered down to his crotch, causing your mouth to immediately water. Michael’s lips crooked into a sleazy smirk. He unbuckled his pants, and slipped his underwear down. Your eyes widened as his hard cock sprung free. Large, but not obscenely so. You pulled the skirt of your tunic up, leaving your aching cunt at his mercy.
He pinned you down under his full weight. You wrapped your arms around him, savouring the feel of luxurious fabric under your fingers. Like an animal in heat, you craved to feel him inside. His eyes locked with yours, Michael clasped your leg, and positioned himself more comfortably. You blindly caught hold of his member, helping guide it into your hole.
Your heart skipped a beat – you let out a moan as your membranes clamped around him. Hardly giving you a moment to adjust, he began to move. The sudden strain roused a twinge, but it soon was obscured by shattering pleasure. No longer holding back your mewls and whimpers, you sank your nails into his back. Should the expensive suit get ruined, it will be his fault.
Michael groaned, his teeth bared in primal satisfaction. Your response only encouraged him, and he quickly picked up the pace. Each thrust sent a shattering wave of pleasure through your fevered nerves. You wrapped your legs around his waist, welcoming them. He traced the tip of his tongue over your neck. You hissed as his long hair tickled you, overwhelming your senses even more. He purred, and nipped at your jaw.
“Kiss me” you demanded.
He obeyed, leaning down to press his mouth against yours. You parted your lips for him, and allowed your tongues to battle for dominance.
“Say my name” he ordered, upon pulling away.
“I can’t...” you gasped in horror.
“Your general isn’t here...” he growled “It’s just you and me...” he pressed his face to your temple “Say my name, sweetheart. Show the Beast how much you’re enjoying your downfall.”
He pulled his cock almost all the was out, then slammed it back in, roughly grazing your sweet spot. Your cried out, and sank your fingers into his hair. You didn’t want to think about her. You loathed to imagine her disappointment in you. But his presence eclipsed her face. Drowned it in the storm of ecstasy ravaging you.
“Michael!”
“Good girl” he praised with a grin.
Shock after shock of ecstasy tore through your body, setting every cell of it aflame. Your forehead was laced in sweat. Your muscles quivered from the tension. You were close. Very close. Turned feral by the pleasure, he grabbed you by the wrists, thrusting into you with merciless force.
“Michael...” you moaned.
You couldn’t stand it anymore. You arched your back, trembling and convulsing as a scream escaped your throat. Michael threw his head back with a snarl. You had grown painfully tight around him, prompting him to reach his own release. You felt him spill inside you – it was the strangest, most pleasant sensation you had ever experienced.
You collapsed into the pillows, limp and gasping for breath. He slumped down on top of you. For a moment, you allowed yourself to soak in the glowing haze of bliss. But, just when he had crept off of you, and was about to pull you into his arms, you leapt up. Using his surprise for your advantage, you climbed onto him – this time, you were the one to pin him down. You caught his gaze, and drew a dagger from underneath your ruined tunic. Afraid to molest their master’s gift, the devil worshippers had missed it.
“You will find the men who captured me, crucify them, and bleed them like pigs” you growled, pressing the blade against his throat “Do you understand me, Antichrist?”
A drop of blood sept from under the metal, glowing against his milky skin in a warning.
“Yes” he murmured, as his eyes blazed with adoration.
#ahs#american horror story#ahs apocalypse#michael langdon#ahs fanfic#ahs fanfiction#ahs fanwork#ahs fandom#horror fandom#michael langdon fanfiction#michael langdon x reader#angel!reader#blasphemy#hierophilia#i don't put too much weight on the loss of virginity#originally it was going to be full coercion but I decided I don't like that#so the angel has her power#tbh i have my suspicions reader got captured on purpose like girl where is your underwear#it's the first x reader i've ever done#and i'm a novice at writing sm*t#i often get bored and find it more work than it's worth#but this idea came to me and i thought why not work on expanding my skills#so please keep it in mind I'm kind of green :'D#still i hope you enjoy it!#my writing#tumblr fanfic#🍋#story archive#my fic#short fic
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sick and tired of seeing people use zip ties for boning. listen to me i am a costume designer stop using plastic which does not hold your shape (the whole point of boning) you do not need to buy proper coiled boning or anything: go to a hardware store and find flat metal tension spring (google tells me that's what it's called, unfortunately i also don't know what its used for in hardware store related things so i cant describe it if that isnt the correct translation, soz) you can get a roll of 15m x 4mm tension spring for about 15 euros where i live and then you just have to cut it with metal shears (you can use a regular cutting pliers probably but if you have metal shears you will be happier) then either file down the edges a bit if you're genuinely gonna wear it a lot, or you just wind some tape around the edges to make sure putting them in the channels isn't gonna rip your fabric and anyway now you have an actually functional boned garment. go to a hardware store and show them this pic btw:
^ this is what you want. also bc this is 4mm wide around stress points like closures you want to make 2 channels right alongside each other and put in 2 pieces of tension spring for stability
#seriously zip ties are so bad for anything you want to do with boning and like i get why people use them and i DO get that most ppl dont#actually want a corset in terms of shape restriction but then im just like. use a different fabric that's stiff and is gonna look structure#just by the fact of it being a thicker fabric and you putting a bunch of seams in it#and if you want it for underwear USE TENSION SPRING BONING ANYWAY its just better in every way than plastic nonsense !!!#costuming#cosplay#sewing#historical costuming#idk dude im not on costuming tumblr just. stop it. i hate that im writing 'listen up tumblypoos' posts but like#i just got an instagram reel with ziptie boning and its like. a) if you dont know about zip ties by now its too late and b) use tension spr#-ng. this was like some dude also who thinks himself a fashion designer like baby girl i know you are not actually designing with zipties#ok. tumblypoospost over
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Sorry 😔 I think they should attack each other and to Tom it has so much deeper meaning and layers of confused and poorly expressed sexuality where to Tuvok it's just so irritating ✨ Tuvok is called into engineering after hearing people snickering all morning and finds that his underwear are hung up above the warp core with some kind of attached note identifying them as his and he immediately leaves. Smash cut to Tom doing the worst impression of an innocent person ever seen by anyone ever.
#Tuvok#Tom Paris#st voyager memes#star trek voyager memes#Harry Voice: First of all I'm NOT going to do that and second of all it's not a panty raid if it's just Tuvok's quarters#Tom: It's LITERALLY just a joke I don't get why you're being so uptight about this#Tuvok's underwear just look like thermal leggings (the underwear is built in)
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jesuis crust i need lou to put that thang AWAY
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some type of sci-fi au looks
#like they live on a spaceship#first look is their work look second is their leisurewear and third is pretty obviously underwear#i imagine felix to be a mechanic or engineer or something and florence like some type of security#hence why she's buff and has so many scars#i love that they're technically wearing the same palette#actually accidentally#ts4#the sims 4#sims 4#my screenshots#oc: florence#oc: felix
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I dropped this before but every Moon needs a comfy pair of boxers. Here ya go Moon!
[image id: a picture of a pair of moon themed boxers with the words "naughty.. naughty.." written on them in a white, cursive font. the boxers are a dark navy blue with a gold colored band at the top, as well as gold colored stars and crescent moons scattered across it. end id.]
uhh... thanks!
#my art#daycare attendant#moondrop#dca fandom#i've seen a post of moon wearing this exact pair of underwear.... are you the same person who sent that ask??#well regardless im not gonna draw sexy moon. you will take my silly goofsters and you will like it#we need more silly goofster representation#btw.. if i drop off the face of the earth tomorrow you know why B)
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dick or no dick, sitting down to pee is better than standing. you will not catch me at a urinal unless im in a rush
#idk why sitting down to pee if you have a dick is weird like??#why do ppl think its odd#its better for your bladder. you dont get piss everywhere cuz no one truly has control of the flow.#ALSO YOU GET TO WIPE AND NOT GET PEE ON YOUR UNDERWEAR LIKE??#so many ppl will piss on their boxers cuz they cant wipe smh
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#fate grand order#fgo#wolfgang amadeus mozart#antonio salieri#amasali#my art#i couldnt translate the pun rip its like. -why are you wearing only (same as one) underwear -its too hot in two. idk its funnier i swea#man liking this guy is so embarrassing its like ah yes ill draw three watches there in reference to that one letter where he bi#tches about how people keep gifting him watches#like yes heres a reference about how salieri was bad at german. not like he knew english. mozart did know some though. i guess. ugh /j
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One of my favorite differences in the DBZ manga that makes Vegebul make More Sense To Me, is that because Vegeta never left Earth, he was living at Capsule Corp for over two years before Bulma got pregnant (assuming Trunks is like 3-6mos old when we see him as a baby), but she said she 'wouldn't live with that jerk' afterward, which implies (to me) that he'd been a chill enough housemate up until the pregnancy, which tracks with his generally private and professional behavior as a Lord in the Freeza Force (in the manga).
I like to think it became a compounding factor in learning that he was slated to be killed in a year, and led to him being uncharacteristically overzealous and performative (and so opposed to Trunks getting close to him) in the android saga as opposed to how strategic and cautious he was with serious threats in the Freeza saga.
I am also always thinking about how Something Happened between him losing to Cell and re-entering the time chamber in the manga, because he was back living at Capsule Corp and staying near Trunks and Bulma when the Cell Games were announced.
#Something was definitely Bulma not getting laid for over a year and Vegeta not getting laid for over 2 because of time chamber shenanigans#You can just taste the Good Shit in the conversation from that first night back 🤌 Anyway#Every day I think about how Freeza assumed Vegeta was always going to be his biggest threat -- not just for his power but for his cunning#Every day I think about how that can still be true and how after the Freeza arc Toei traded that cunning for boisterous arrogance#even though that was literally only happening in the android saga and not NEARLY as much as they wrote it#Vegeta being Quiet and Smart is ALSO a reason Vegebul makes a lot more sense if you've read the manga#He's probably the only one in that group who never needs her to translate science talk and the bar is low but boy can he can hop over it#Thinking about how he sat there and explained the science of the Great Ape transformation to Goku and WHY he could create a false moon#Thinking about how Vegeta knows what to do how to do it AND can explain to someone WHY it works#and knowing Bulma would hear a bad boy fighter talk Science and throw her underwear at him at terminal velocity#Every day I think about how Vegeta is constantly flirting with the trickster trope but you'd never know that from watching the anime#He's so sMART and Goku's so DUMB that's why they're great FOILS TOEI#Like Goku's not Stupid but he IS dumb he is a dumb puppy and we love him#I see a lot of Geets fans say they miss how he was in the Freeza arc but he's like that A LOT in Super (just on the good guy team)#His breakdown is over he knows who he is again he's confident he's whole he's fucking Out Here in Super PLEASE read the manga
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finally decided to share my Dealer with the internet! Her name's Buck, she's the butch ever, and she is my everything atm, i'd let her step on me, crush me under her large arthropodic body and shoot me in the head- the USUAL response yknow? Bonus doodle of her and Charles arguing:
#buckshot roulette#buckshot roulette dealer#the dealer#choo choo charles#also yes. she can squish her body up and go into a more bipedal stance if she wishes#because all her organs are distributed appropriately#those back legs are more like fucked up kickstands that can walk and somewhat grab??#also do NOT ask me how long it took to give her pants#there's a reason i never gave Charles pants and i see why now#shudders#she'd probably just walk around her apartment in a wife beater and a blanket/cloth wrapped around her lower half#because ain't no way any store makes underwear big enough#the pants might as well be homemade too#or altered after being bought
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a group of whumpers proudly showing off their perfectly trained (conditioned) pet whumpees at a party. letting them off leash because they're just so well conditioned that whumper knows they won't even think to try and escape. the whumpers cooing over a cuddle pile of napping pets, talking amongst themselves about setting up playdates for the pets that seem to get along best.
and on the pets' side; feeling safe and warm snuggling with other pets, unable to figure out why they suddenly feel so vulnerable and scared when master says it's time to go home. one pet worriedly licking another's fresh scars, whining low in their throat while the other pet nuzzles them to tell them that it's fine now, they don't have to worry.
#whump#whump prompts#pet whump#conditioning#multiple whumpees#multiple whumpers#mine#see when i imagine/write pet whump i always think of the pets as being expected to act like actual animals#almost always naked beyond a collar and MAYBE underwear. on all fours. no speaking - only whining or barking etc.#which is also why i usually imagine them as literal animalpeople#though i usually leave that out of my prompts so ppl who like pet whump w/ regular humans can enjoy them too
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i have barely posted about her but finally got kat's ref done lol, still need to finish her toyhouse and then i'll get around to sherry's ref
#dax rambles#i need to use the fucking sideblog already i just need to finish drawing some art for the opening story first LOL#like my other OC refs there's a nude alt up on my newgrounds lol#the only reason why i didn't include graves' underwear alt on his sheet is because his ref was getting way too fucking huge with his#other alt outfits LOL#fnv#ncr#new california republic#courier#ocs#oc#fallout oc#fnv oc#new vegas#fallout new vegas#kat#dax draws#fallout#my art
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#why dont they just sit on each others lap if they constantly jump out of their seats to be closer huh🙄#i must say i find it fascinating how their underwear choices/opinions match!#this new era of highfives is so funny to me😭😭😭 LIKE GIRL JUST KISS OR HUG OR IDFK BUT WHY YALL ACTING LIKE CLOSETED HIGHSCHOOLERS😭😭#(it is still very cute and i am just glad that they can find a way to be touchy)#T: why arent u a celebrity escort?(so i -a celebrity- can take u upon ur services) ((shes like i think K is good enough in bed to do that!)#T: u r so strong. i think u should go back to sucking dick for money bc the world just needs that rn. also i love stubble!😁#T: why arent u at sexparties? (so that u can *accidentally* meet her in one? or like what do u want miss T?)#T: u dont tell ppl u love them? (wait u have told me u love me!) ur facial hair grows in quick? (interestingly enough i find that hot!)#SUPRISINGLY ENOUGH K IS BOTTOMING MORE AND T IS TOPPING MORE? HMM INTERESTING??!??!?!?!? (what)#when T went “ah no good caca!” i laughed so hard that i hurt myself. no joke.#K in Ts clothes save me. save me these ppl sharing clothes. (AND HOW ITS BIG ON HER ARMS AND ITS OVER HER WRIST A BIT IM LOOSING IT)#i have way too many things to say abt this ep.#trixie mattel#katya zamo#trixie & katya#trixya#tbatb#holdy holdy grabby grabby
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So not too long ago I saw this image and it’s not bad and looks pretty cool but looks very off… Like his 3d model doesn’t look bad but it’s rather his eyes that look off. His eyes aren’t that bright nor are they yellow-ish (Which I know sounds like nitpicking but it’s really whatever and I’m just posting something.)
So I just edited the image so doesn’t look so off, I didn’t change anything major in the image because it looks perfectly fine like his outfit ect… Really was just goofy while making very (non) noticeable changes.
#wreck it ralph#wir#king candy#why does he look goofy?#Anyways I like king candy even though he’s just a dying not really dying old freaking car racing man#wreck it ralph king candy#also what’s the line around his waist?#it’s irritating me#not really but like why.#what is that?#his underwear?#okay I’ll stop
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