#like why arson? where did that come from 😭

[bbyboybucket]

So I had a dream about Bucky again, was it normal this time? No! 😁 we were burning down buildings, literally committing arson repeatedly

[phoenix-and-found-family]

Hello people who found this craziness entertaining!

I made this blog because I was bored and wanted a place to lore dump about my ocs without bothering the few normal people that come across my main blog

‼️DISCLAIMER: THE ART IN THE HEADER ISN'T MINE! I got it from this picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1473879‼️

You can ask my characters anything you want, just be aware I won't answer asks I'm not comfortable answering/are about upcoming lore that I don't want to spoil before I write it

Just state who the question is for, and if you don't I'll assume the question is for me and answer accordingly

Basic blog things:

Sorry Phoenix x Juniper shippers, my blog doesn't do that because I personally don't see it. But I support if you ship them and love to see stuff like that! I do ship Prism x Reginald though, and Prism x Fabby...

Basically I ship her with everyone except Phoenix and maybe John.

Also, I have no drawing skills at all, so please don't expect me to draw them doing anything 😭 (edit: I have a couple drawing skills now and plan to use all of them for this >:3)

My Phoenix!!!

Name: Trevor Clyde Ballesteros

Codename: Agent Phoenix

Age: 22

Pronouns: They/Them

Height: 5'2" No fuck that I'm totally 6'3" and have large muscles

Joined the agency at: 18

Favorite color(s): Red and Black

Disability(s): Agent Phoenix is missing their right leg from a horrible car crash that (supposedly) claimed the lives of their parents at 14, forcing them to live on the streets for two years until they eventually got scouted by the agency. Miraculously, even though they've been in far worse danger and experienced far worse pain, they have not sustained any other lasting injuries.

Personality: Imagine if the Norse god Loki and a can of Monster Energy drink had a child who likes to commit arson as a hobby.

Random facts: Phoenix can read, write, and speak fluent English, Spanish, and Japanese because their parents moved around all the time and barely stayed in one place for more than a month. They're also pretty good at Mandarin Chinese, Portuguese, French, and Galic. They refuse to reveal where they learned all of these languages in only 18 years.

They can do some basic martial arts, (update: they are a black belt in Karate, and did not reveal that until recently for some reason) but they mainly excel at accidental stealth and all-out brawl style fights, for they are very fast and good at analyzing how exactly to take an enemy out.

They are diagnosed with autism and auditory schizophrenia, although they believe that they may also have ADHD because of how much stimulation they need to get their job done.

Lore posts

Here are the links (Oldest to Youngest by when I posted them) to posts that give you more lore about my versions of these characters

The Home Argument (Handler's perspective)

The Home Argument (Phoenix's perspective)

The Agency can Wait

Random Headcannons (self h@rm mention)

A Phoenix burns hottest when it's Born Again (Part 1)

The Most Perfect Name

I know I'm pathetic (angst)

Incident report 067 (more angst)

Why I don't hate you (who could've guessed, more angst)

Art!!

I shall put my art links here when I remember to

Phoenix...but in a dress

Phoenix but not in a dress

Cuddles

Art about my Personality Swap AU

Can't cage a Phoenix arc

Brothers of the Stars (long ass RP chain with @the-one-and-only-043 )

Who's Trevor? (slightly angsty)

The most painful way to say goodbye (even longer RP chain with @the-one-and-only-043 and @wyvchard (sorry for the tags))

The Victim of a Basilisk (Part 1)

Agency file: The Basilisk & Dr. Vadas

The Victim of a Basilisk (Part 2)

Dream Cast ( @wyvchard version)

Dream Cast ( @the-one-and-only-043 version)

Screen Cast (right after the other two, some Agent Circuit lore)

OC's

Agent Ombre (profile)

Agent Circuit Board (image)

Rants (that may or may not contain lore)

Reginald Crane is a professional

John Juniper is known for his lies

A Reversal of Roles (ieytd au)

Random lore (doesn't really have a name)

Operation: Deluge (ieytd au)

How do you kill a Phoenix? (announcement post)

Random things you should probably know beforehand

Prologue: The Death of a Phoenix (This takes you directly to the Ao3 chapter, heads up)

Unconditional Love (Roxanix fic thingy, full of angst)

Part one (Prism's Perspective)

Part one (Phoenix's Perspective)

Part two (Reginald's Perspective)

Part two (Phoenix's Perspective)

A trip to the past (fic idea by @kayssweetdreams , thank you!)

Part one

Random ask things

Phoenix's text will be red

Reginald's text will be orange

Juniper's text will be green

Prism's text will be blue

Fabricator's text will be purple

We've also got Hivemind and his text is pink

(this does not apply to lore posts(usually(sometimes I add this system in because it's hard to tell who's talking)))

Thanks for reading! That's all for now :3

[vendetta-if]

𝓱𝓲 💖 (sorry for this asdkjfhjijhj)

im back and i have returned (to everyone's dismay) and i come bearing gifts - i have found the pages where i had my vendetta sequel mc drawn in!! 😈

here's my first doodle of rei when i was designing him - i didnt have the proper markers to colour him in but i used what markers i could get my hands on at the time lol but i did fuck up his face :( (closeup)

now i have lots of doodles i drew alongside this fullbody design of his and without further ado >:)

here are some facts i wrote about him 😊 as well as rei decorating his helmet :D though i'll write it down here if you can't read my messy ass handwriting (sorry about that hsjdhsd) »»————- ★ ————-«« FACTS ABOUT REI 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: ➭ loves all things cutesy and colourful ➭ acts and whines like an actual toddler (because it forces his family to give him attention whenever he's being an actual pain in the ass 💞) ➭ reckless af and hates when people fret over him or protect him (that's his job. 👺) ➭ unironically thinks that blood splatters on his clothes look good on him (rei doesn't care if he's seen covered in blood in public, he can make millions of excuses why it isn't blood >:D) " NO this isn't blood this is paint 😇" " tf did you think this was?? i spilled my kool aid all over my clothes 😪" just to name a few, lol ➭ would honestly sell his soul for a lifetime supply of strawberry milkshakes (this is totally not me projecting myself onto rei when it comes to taro milk tea 💀) »»————- ★ ————-««

now here's another doodle of rei using his blood manipulation powers 😋 also ignore the pencil text below LMAO

so i did mention in my first ask about rei that he loves to explode things- yeah um idk if luka and jackal would give their menace of a son explosives or a grenade launcher if they knew that this is how he'd act with them LMFAOO

i also mentioned that rei makes the best belgian waffles! (send help hes holding me at gunpoint and forcing me to say this) here's rei offering a divine dish of waffles to my vendetta mc, remedy / remi 💕💕 and look at his face! his mouth is practically watering in anticipation to gobble up the waffles! 💗💝💘💓

okay on a side note- i made some small drawings of rei in a different outfit and was actually gonna include this in the ref but i didnt like it because it looked ugly 😭 so i made a poor life decision to cut these two abominations out and now they're on my phone 💟 (closeups)

anyways now here have a drawing of rei as demoman from the hit game tf2!!11!1!11!! 😲😳

(he really looks like a dollarstore demoman lol)

(reference used):

now if you have been on the internet during its baby phase im sure you may understand the reference i used for this doodle 🤭

yknow looking back at this downgraded rip off drawing of the original this is actually a shit drawing LMAO (how tf do you draw flames and smoke pls help 💔) now one thing i like to headcanon about rei is that whenever he starts to get frustrated or is having a hard time with carrying out an assassination he decides to do fuck all and blow everything up with literally anything flammable he could find because no target survives being blown to oblivion! (which happens more often than you think...) i like to think while this is an easy way out for rei, it is an absolute nightmare and a headache for the rest of his family 😌 (they probably would have to deal with unwanted attention because rei doesn't give a shit about keeping a low profile and people may tie him to the Morozovs 🤗 they also may struggle to come up with cover stories as these arson incidents become more frequent - because rei is the type of person who values quantity over quality, where he challenges himself to complete multiple assassinations so he can receive praise from his family 😂🤪 and it also doesn't help that he would rather cut corners and take the easy way out when it comes to his work) luka and jackal: " these fires are getting out of hand, we can't keep doing this... " fucking rei: " DAD 1 AND DAD 2!! LOOK!! THATS ME!! THAT BURNING BUILDING, I DID THAT!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD " (reference used):

now moving on to a somewhat ironic drawing, here's a doodle of rei in a raincoat vibing in the rain ✨(aside from overalls, rei loves to wear raincoats - and would rather wear them instead of wintercoats when it's cold LOL) rei is the type of person to prioritize fashion than comfort :(

now here's a crappy drawing of cousin bonding time (rei and remedy) tbh i dont really like this scribble lol - this is just filler because i hated empty patches in my paper 🤡

now, a word from our sponsor; rei himself!! he is presenting his aforementioned homemade waffles in greater detail :) and now, cue the advertisement that totally is not completely false and not just rei's delusional and stubborn ramblings on that he creates the best waffles and that waffle makers are inferior to him ☺️

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Rei's amazing homemade Belgian waffles! ♥ (𝑀𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝒻𝒻𝓁𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓇!) ♥ 𝗙𝗿𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗴𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗲! (𝙎𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙝) ♥ ♥ 𝗛𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲, 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗮𝗳𝗳𝗹𝗲𝘀 (𝙏𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙘, 𝙣𝙤 𝙬𝙖𝙛𝙛𝙡𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙡𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙙 >:( ) ♥ ♥ 𝗖𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗵𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝗮𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝘀𝘆𝗿𝘂𝗽 >:) (𝙉𝙤𝙩 𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩 𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙡𝙡!) ♥ ♥ 𝟷𝟶/𝟷𝟶 𝚏𝚕𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚞𝚛! (𝙍𝙚𝙞'𝙨 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙙𝙖𝙙𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙡𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜! :) ) ♥

i feel like im trying too hard to be funny here, lmao 🤡💀 anyways, here are the full pages of all of the drawings :D

alright so thats finally all i have - if i somehow get my motivation to draw or do literally anything productive ill start working on my vendetta mc's (remedy) ref sheet 👹 (im sorry for this cesspool of cringe again btw LMAO)

Rei sounds so chaotic and kinda sweet at the same time 😆

Also, I love the lil headcanon about the waffle. You can bet that big bro will boast about how his lil brother can make really good waffles to his friends whenever he hang out or has breakfast with them 🥺

Thank you for sharing all these lovely drawings and headcanons about your upcoming sequel MC 🥰

[adrianasunderworld]

I imaginr Crowley being afraid that little Dreary will end up hating her own papa once she grows up and even rebel like shoplifting.

Crowley: Why did you steal Dreary?

Teen Dreary: Oh shut it oldfart. You raised me like that.

...

Crowley: I am not that old...

Crewel: You are old, you're a fae.

Trein: At least he still looks young. Also, you're no saint and hope your daughter doesn't end up the same as you.

I think you mean Sialia, that's Crowleys daughter, Dreary is his cousin that is already a teenager.

Despite the fact the worst thing Sialia has done is take some gum from his pocket, that will not stop him from being dramatic as all hell.

Crowley: My daughter, a thief! How will I go on! 😭

Clara: .......Dire. She's two.

Crowley: They're starting younger and younger!

Clara: Okay. *picks up Sialia* Come one sweetie. Papa is having an episode.

Crowley: Wait, where are you going?

Clara: Oh you know. Go to the store, stop at the bakery, maybe rob a bank, some light arson. I'll see how the traffic is.

[g0ttal0ve101]

I mean this with no disrespect but why did thomas and charlie….you know…👀👀👀….aren’t they like seventeen?

I totally get where you’re coming from but let’s pause rq. These two are sneaking out. Drinking alcohol. Committing arson. Doing drugs. All the shit they can do to have fun. So…I think this is the LEAST of our worries about them. 😭

Plus, I think it’s more realistic. I mean-when Thomas went to Charlie’s house…after drinking…and partying…and confessing their love…I mean, it would kinda be stupid to say: and then they just cuddled!! NOTHING ELSE!

So that’s why.

[delilahfairchild]

found family banter prompts and dialogue please + LOVE UR PAGE

DEAR ANON THANK U VERY MUCH I LOVE YOU MWAH <;33

warning: this prompts list gets progressively worse

situation prompts

let's talk about slow-burn family, the kind enemies-to-allies-to-friends-to-family. they have la crème de la crème when it comes to banter. fun arguments over food portions, the place next to the window in the car, or the television remote control are part of their daily life

like, imagine a race between the members to see who will get the window seat every morning and the debate about who had arrived first

one of the members is crying in their room, and the others are in the kitchen arguing about how to comfort their sibling. the parent watching from the distance is like yall just give them a hug we will worry about snacks later??

when that sibling gets out of their room and all of the family starts gathering to make funny remarks to make their siblings feel better

and oh boy they are planning the murder of that person who has hurt their sibling

the "kids" placing bets in secret because their "parents" have undeniable chemistry and they just want them to kiss each other already

when nobody can cook to save their life and they burn the house down (take it as you want)

dialogue prompts

1. A: i arrived first

B: no i arrived first you idiot

A: everyone knew that i had arrived first!!

B: D has been recording the race. let me show you that i get to sit by the window today

*the camera shows C in the first position*

2. A: i made some soup for [name] can i bring it in

B: they will probably spill it. bring some cakes instead

A: but they will have a stomachache eating sweets like that

C: goddamn it you two just give them a hug first. then we will talk about snacks and murder later. if they need something shout for me

3. *D gets out of their room*

D: uh hey guys

A: oh my god your cheeks are so wet all the salt from tears will ruin your skin

B: and your eyes are so puffy you won't be able to put on eyeliners. you know, you can try to commit arson. at least burning that motherfucker's house won't ruin your beautiful face

4. "no i suggest we burn his house down" "no i think decapitating him with a machete would feel really good" "i suggest poison. it's tidier" "why are you guys doing that when we have a LITERAL ATOMIC BOMB???"

5. "welcome to [family's names] betting night. do we have a first bet on 'where would our parents have their first kiss?" "i put 50$ on next week cinema night" "50$ on cinema night does anyone has more?" "80$ on central park" "a new bet 80$ on central park. anyone? "200$ on night at the pub." "wow 200$ dollars are you sure [name]" "as sure as i can"

spoilers alert: the parents did, in fact, have their first kiss at the pub

6. "CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOW THE FUCK MY HOUSE HAD TURNED INTO ASH??? I TOLD YOU TO MICROWAVE THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE BUT SOMEHOW NOW EVERYTHING IN FRONT OF ME IN CARBON AND ASH. ALSO WHY WAS LIQUID FUCKING HYDROGEN IN THE KITCHEN???" "we are sorry...???"

i am sorry this is such a mess if you want other prompts please tell me i will retry 😭😭

[gryffindorkxdraws]

Okay, your song choices are positively inspired. Uma Thurman for Heathstrid gave me a Spy AU battle montage that I now cannot get out of my head, and I LOVE it!

Soooo if you're up for some more Heathstrid, about about 12-19, or any combination of numbers in that range, depending on what you feel like doing. 💕

askndks i'm glad they are!! 😆💙 uma thurman fits so well i had to do it, and bestie i'm gonna do them all because!! 👀

12) It’s prom night and your ship are high school sweethearts. What song do they slow dance to that becomes their song for the rest of time?

13) Character A is dying in Character B’s arms. How did this happen? What song plays, causing the audience to sob profusely?

the chorus part!!

14) Character A is leaving the country for a long period of time and Character B can’t come. Why are they leaving and what song plays during their heartfelt goodbye?

Character A leaving probably because of a family issue or the likes, with the ungodly timing of it all where both A and B just realized their feelings for each other, and B is rushing to reach A before she leaves at 0:55

15) Somehow, your ship has been transported into an alternate reality where everyone sings their feelings. What does each character sing to the other to get their feelings across?

from first meeting and hating each other

to falling in love with each other but denying it at first

16) Character A is in a boyband/girl group/90’s pop group. What song do they cover that makes Character B swoon over them at their concert?

17) Your ship commits a crime (i.e., heist, bank robbery, arson, what have you.) What song plays as they outrun the police?

18) Zombie Apocalypse AU! What song plays as Character A suddenly realizes they are not alone in the world when they find Character B’s shelter and vice versa?

19) Character A is a superhero and Character B is a villain. In the real world, they are dating, and don’t know the other is a superhero/villain. During a fight, one of them is unmasked. What song plays when the other realizes their true identity?

putting those two up together cus i wasn't sure which song fits where better, and i hope you don't mind 😭