#like visions from an angry god

[wizardhatwithacowboybrim]

Does anyone else think abt this or is my brain too rotted

[nebuladreamz]

The voices are loud and I am WEAK

[samglyph]

Because he BROKE into my HOME and refuses to leave. CALL SOMEONE

[theeldritchcorvid]

TMAGP and Power Imbalance

This maybe nothing but me conspiracy boarding again but does anyone else think that imbalance of power is a huge thing in TWO Externals now?

First Lady Mowbray, who is rich, a full aristocrat, and hires a catering company, automatically imbalancing the two in terms of social class and the customer holding power over the producers, and hunts them for sport, as well as watching them hunt each other: power between hunter/hunted and watcher/watched AS SEEN IN TMA.

And Ink5oul, who mentions at a few points feeling superior to the people they tattoo.

Exhibit A: 'So I lied and showed him a safer, tacky magic-shop design that he loved to get him on the table. After all, once he was face-down, I could put whatever I liked into his skin. Don’t forget: I’m the artist. He was just the canvas.' (TMAGP 20, Social Stigma)

Exhibit B: 'I know it was around the same time I started craving… “the look” more. Not the pleasure in a client’s eyes when they see their new skin, but the one I saw just before they went under: terror. Helplessness. And the certainty that they would wake up changed in a way they could not understand. It filled me up in a way… ' (From TMAGP 20, Social Stigma)

Often they refer to clients as 'the canvas' signifying a dehumanisation of their clients into objects for 'their' brilliance.

I may only be talking about this because it fits my theory that the Powers in this universe are linked to imbalance, in line with the alchemy theming of this show. But if I'm right it would be Fantastic.

All transcripts derived from the show transcripts.

[i-drew-a-dog]

Ruby Sundays mum, age 15, living her Claudia Winkleman fantasy

[annierosaart]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 明日方舟 | Arknights (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Exusiai/Fiammetta (Arknights), Fiammetta & Exusiai (Arknights) Characters: Exusiai (Arknights), Fiammetta (Arknights) Additional Tags: Religious Discussion, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Canon Compliant, Exusiai is Not Okay Summary:

Fiammetta asks Exusiai about her faith.

[jayjtheunsispiciousmelodicathem]

I once knew a couple whose kids were all trans except for one

that one was the others' cister

[distraughtlesbian]

in honour of twitter being shot like old yeller by the rat i have made more fake id tweets <3

[disastrousfeline]

who up sainting they sebastian

[captain-krow-drozdov]

Yeah, ✨Transformers Lore✨ I Know Transformers Lore! Uh, Like, How Um... *Squints At Perfectly Legible Writing On Hand* Like How The Cybertronian Civil War Was Caused By A... Hold On That Can't Be Right- By A Curly Straw?????

[sansloii]

Me: I'm normal

Also me: Lawali gifting a nude portrait ( probably a specific scene ) to his SO sometime after they've had sex ( im talking MONTHS later ) because he's spent the entire time worshipping and studying them to such a degree, that he truly knows each scar, each dimple, each curve, each line--each and every thing on their body by heart.

He knows it well enough to recall it from memory so he can show his SO exactly how he sees them, whether that be pressed against the sheets under them, holding themself above him, or pressed up against some surface that would offer them purchase. Appreciation practically vibrates through Lawali's entire being.

Me:

Me: anyway--

[zombiedotpng]

just pulled this out of my ass and weeped bitterly

[matchstixx]

It's a beautiful day and I am a horrible goose.

So chapter 5 of ‘The People We Think We Know’ is almost done so don't worry, but I’ve had a brain worm for a one or two-shot Iruka x Reader that is the oblivious!Sunshine x infatuated!Grumpy trope, with the Reader being the Grumpy one of the two that goes something like this:

Reader is tall (like 6'4"/1.94m) and intimidating (with a heavy RBF)

To give you an idea of how they would seem intimidating with their height, most of the Konoha shinobi are about 5'10"/1.78m or shorter

(For ref: Iruka is 5'10"/1.78m, Kakashi is 5'11"/1.81m, Guy is 6'/1.84m)

Reader is seen as pretty desirable by other shinobi. There are a lot of people that have tried to woo them, but they have been generally uninterested

Reader hadn’t met Iruka yet since they primarily take a lot of high-ranking escort missions outside of Konoha

Meets Iruka for the first time at a large jounin/chuunin mixer at a bar:

Iruka: Hi, it’s lovely to meet you! *big, sweet smile* Reader (internally): Oh…I guess I need to go buy a ring now.

Reader shows some interest in him, chatting him up some and subtly asks him on a date

After Iruka leaves, Reader takes a nonchalant sip of their drink and just blankly says: I’m gonna fuck that man

Everyone loses it:

Anko is whooping and starts chugging everyone’s drinks Kurenai is shaking Asuma back and forth Asuma spat his drink all over the table Kakashi is mentally blue-screening Gai is…well being Gai Kotetsu and Izumo are screaming Genma nearly swallows his senbon toothpick

Then everyone is like why Iruka?:

Reader: ????? 1. Financially responsible 2. Stable job 3. Great with kids 4. Mentally and emotionally mature 5. Good moral compass 6. Didn’t try to woo me when we first met Ergo: perfect man

Reader starts to go on dates with Iruka, but Iruka thinks they are just hangouts:

Iruka (internally): Ah, there’s no way this successful, kickass, and amazing person would be interested in someone like me. Reader (with a wedding ring burning a hole in their pocket): No, no, you aren't boring me and I have nothing to do today (is absolutely shirking the thing they're supposed to be doing today). Please, tell me more about how you developed Konoha’s early development program for our child education system on your own.

If there is a parent or someone bothering Iruka, Reader will just come up from behind Iruka’s shoulder and glare at the person with an intimidating “is there something wrong here?”

Reader absolutely is the one to propose first:

Iruka: We haven’t even dated yet! Reader (still on one knee with the ring out): All of our hangouts have been dates. Iruka: ??? No they weren’t–…WAIT A MINUTE

Just overall, the Gomez and Morticia Addams dynamic, but Reader is Gomez and Iruka is Morticia

[roguetelepaths]

IT’S ME BOY IM VOLUMNIA GAUL SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN LISTEN TO ME BOY LEAVE THE GIRL WE DON’T NEED HER COME WITH ME AND PLAY MY GAMES WE’LL HAVE CAPITOL TIMES IN SPACE DO DO DO DO YEEEAH YOU NEED ME BOY YOUR FREE WILL IS AN ILLUSION

[sploosh543]

good afternoon NOISZ community, I cannot and will not be stopped

[nomsfaultau]

Your au ideas are very cool. I always enjoy seeing you on my dash

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