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ive been gaining followers (for some reason) so i need to make The Post again
all terfs kill yourselves. i hope random people on the street are extremely violent and beat you to death and noone bats an eyelid or cares. the world is better off without you.
#you make a couple funny posts and they just follow you#like they're soooo stupid#they'll follow obviously queer bloggers and be like 'im wanted'#youre not wanted by anyone. go die asap
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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diversity win your spam emails are queer
#deltarune#spamton#swatch#art#doodles#pansexual#lgbt#bigshot spamton#stupid joke ive had sitting in my head for months whjbfghbjdfg. artist brain override gay brain (me too). good for him though!!#me refilling my printer ink tanks: omg my printer is pan... soooo coool....#and dont forget that he owned the mettaton dress of transgenderism either. arguably this has the trans flag colors too#wait theres a car joke here also. TransAm? more like TransPan. haha nice#+ his glasses fit the theme so Bonus Spam + i changed my 90s swat a little again#they're just gonna be different every time i draw them. for funsies. and thats fine. i havent even posted 90s queen yet SMFH !!!!!#there's something to be said about metaphors in their 90s fashion choices. something something more colorful design back then#something something not hiding their eyes yet something something Learned A Lesson....#you could read that a certain way. or perhaps not#obligatory 'my swatch uses they them' tag#obligatory 'fine to tag as ship if you want idc' tag#obligatory 'oh god i swear im trying so hard to draw and post more' tag#i saw a tag on a post from like 2019 that said 'man i only posted 9 times last month!' and im like. god. i wish i could post 9 times a#month Now???? honey you had a big storm comin#i just keep starting things i dont have the energy to finish. except for a silly gay color profile joke apparently#im sure the Smoke Smell goes reeeal good with the Dumpster Smell btw.
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Doctor Who "Rogue" memes
I've made memes. enjoy.
(contains slight spoilers)
firstly, ones that are more encompassing:



regarding the episode itself:




and finally, Captain Jack Harkness stages of grief:




#doctor who#memes#the “salute the sky” one is my favorite#he really did just put his ship in orbit and went oh well the bitch is gone#poor fifteen may be apparently more healed but he has no idea how to deal with emotions other than cry and then ignore them#but we love him he's trying#also I thought those psychic earrings were soooo stupid but at the same time I loved them#like that was a classic “a bit silly but it works” doctor who thing#also this is the second time I've seen male presenting gays ballroom dancing and I am thriving#the other of course being aziracrow#I wanted to make a meme for that too but wasn't sure which to use#my memes#original post#rogue#doctor who rogue#rogue doctor who#the doctor#ruby sunday#the doctor x rogue#p.s. to clarify ik they're not actually erasing Jack Harkness it's just they're very clearly ignoring him completely and Rogue seems#somewhat like a replacement although he does have differences and I love him very dearly#also I put gay in quotes because the doctor is genderfluid/nonbinary and is simply at the moment male presenting and it didn't feel right#to somewhat diminish their identity by simplifying it - like how aziracrow are called gay and that's great but they're more complicated#than just that label#yasmin khan#yaz khan#fifteenth doctor#thirteenth doctor#fourteenth doctor
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been listening to fh junior year while walking my dog and let me tell you. there is nothing that makes a bit funnier than being aware that you are in public and the students walking past you on the college campus where you work do Not know that you are listening to the Bad Kids try and fail to make Kristen look like a good student presidential candidate by giving her a cowboy hat full of salsa and casting so many bad spells to cover the fact that her goddess is dead and she has no magic
#also when fig was disguised as kristen in the auditorium I was laughing out loud I couldn't help it#they're so good at playing stupid teenagers like I could see my high school friends interacting like that soooo clearly lmao#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#dimension 20#d20
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#sao abridged#kirisuna#not to over analyze a joke... BUT—#i love this scene because kirito's and asuna's early relationship is sort of like a battle for dominance#asuna is asserting herself as just as capable and assholeish and manipulative as kirito#which in turn makes her tender moments with him that much more meaningful#they're both soooo 🥺 stupid
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you reminded me that my human bryce exists so now because you enjoy him and accept him as the true one and only bryce you have to deal with the fact that i drew him because of you. enjoy
🥺🥺🥺 THANK YOU SO MUCH???? I do enjoy him!!! Very much!!!!!!! 💞💞💞
#hfjone#bryce hansen#he's so pathetic miserable depressed wet cat#i'm obsessed with him#idk what it is about the way u draw him but i'm literally enchanted#giggling over him ripping up the firing paperwork with his teeth. me too man#he's soooo. heart emoji ❤️#looking at everyone like they're stupid meanwhile he's barely hanging on. just wait a little bit man it gets better! ...sort of!#i feel like i'm understating my appreciation bc omg u drew him for ME for FREE???? THANK U SO MUCH????? OMG????????#he is everything i love himmmmm#THANK U !!!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!!!#ask#pothosrays#art for me
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"You stupid," she told him, "you scared the baby," but Jon and Robb just laughed and laughed, and pretty soon Bran and Arya were laughing too. (Arya IV, AGOT)
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You be quiet, stupid," the girl said, tossing her own branch aside. "It's just water. Do you want Old Nan to hear and run tell Father?" (Bran III, ADWD)
Arya and Lyanna even having similar speaking mannerisms is so adorable 🥹
#arya stark#lyanna stark#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#Bran was already confused because she looked so much like Arya and she even talked like her on top of that 😭#this + him mistaking Leaf for Arya he misses his /little/ sister soooo much George please let them reunite soon#they're so cute ughh they would've had the best relationship if Lyanna had lived#getting concussed from how hard George is hitting us over the head with their similarities#Arya calling everything and everyone stupid...she's really just a baby under everything oh 😭#low-key need her to hang onto that habit cause George writes her mature enough already
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Y'know this little throwaway gag is so bizarre to me and I know this game is a bit very different to 2 and 3 but look at Matt's reaction when Jack raids the place in 3:
You'd argue he's simply stopping Jack bc he hates this guy and he also hates this job which Could Be True but i highly doubt bc overall despite his virginity and overall cursed vibe, Matt seems to be a good employee, by all means (I mean, Peter literally gave him a vacation instead of firing him in 2, so that says a lot).
Plus, Dave hates this guy as much as he hates him! He literally always calls him creepy and, AND!
This is the only footage you get of the prize corner in 2. Which is also the first game to show Matt and Dave's disdain for one another, Dave being likely more scared of Matt than Matt will ever be of him.
Which is all very curious. 2 does set a drastic change for Matt too with him going from being just strange to outright creepy, so was the old pizza place closing something that actually affected him or was he consistently that creepy all along? And if the later, did he just start hating Dave after that or did they always have beef and they simply had some sort of arrangement (or even higher word from Steven who tended to let Dave do whatever he wanted in general) that let him do so?
#luly talks#dsaf#matt virginia#matthew virginia#<- using both tags bc i didnt realize some call him matthew. ya se los dije el es matias para mi...#dsaf matt#dsaf dave#dave miller#anyway yeah i kinda went from just writing this as a haha silly thing i noticed to wait this is actually kind of bizarre to not mean anythi#cant tell which theory works best imo like the idea of matt being genuinely upset at the old place being destroyed is kinda cool#but also steven just being like a neglectful parent and using his manager power to let dave steal is So fucking funny to me#i will make a post about dave and steven later my sugar is low rn i need food before i die#but they're soooo silly too#also did you guys know i never realized 1 and 2 were just a few months apart from each other? this is because im a very stupid man#you might see me all analytical and shit and go woah luly is so smart i cant read. i cant hold information to save my life either#im an utter and complete dumbass#amen.#also another fun fact both these screenshots were taken from my evil routes which was a coincidence really#well except for 1 that is a non route#but those other two those are matpat baby#also yeah couldnt be bothered to get screenshots for dave and matt's argument KNJHJNGM JN
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Another batch of silly doodles hehe




#blind man's bluff#ladyredms#l4d2#the concept of nick and ro being huge gossips with each other is soooo dear to me#just chatting about very inconsequential and minor social dramas as if it's the plot of a telenovela#and i'm sorry i had to draw the stupid sanrio helmets again LMAOOO they're so funny to me#drawing those hawaiian shirt patterns was honestly so therapeutic i loved it#and that scene where nick tries to emotionally support coach on the boat was amazing#like that he'll listen to him tell stories about savannah if he wants to talk about it.... UGHHHH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
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i think one of my favourite things about being able to mod in FFXIV is being able to show the gradual and fluid transition to which solstice starts physically fleshing themselves out overtime. i'll talk more in depth about it later, but it's a very very important and key point in the novel. because they go from being almost a blank slate ( the first picture ), to reconstructing their outward appearance to suit their own preference ( the second picture ). there's a lot of nuance behind why && how this all happens, and i just know that translating it from my rp with my bff to actual writing in the novel is going to be so much fun.
it's important to remember that the race of angels solstice is 'born' from ( although i use the term 'born' very loosely because they were created first as a machine by their world's god ) do not perceive gender. gender is not a thing in their society. you are not born female or male, you are simply you. there are no specific defining features that set you apart with labels like 'male' or 'female'. you have the option later on to give yourself a gender-identity if you so wish, but most angels kinda vibe. they could give two shits less about it and only give themselves reproductive organs for the sake of procreating. most of them walk around in a similar fashion to solstice's 'blank slate'.
#✧ 、· ⋆ 。 OOC. ╏ i look stupid and do very little dps. »#honestly solstice is just transition goals#i will eventually make a post on lazarian society and their views on gender#because even though it sounds complex... it's actually really not#it's extremely straightforward#humans are the ones who created nuance and complexity to gender#and honestly the lazarians find that soooo fascinating when they come to hellix#especially solstice#who ends up getting attached to a 'softer' type of appearance#i don't want to say 'feminine' since that's obviously gender-charged#but they look at the gentler physique of human 'women' and are like#cool i want that#[slaps on some fatass titties] nice#and it's great because if you walk up to them with any kind of appearance and tell them how you identify#they're just like: epic. wanna go get a smoothie together?#they come from a society with no gender but absolutely respect the gender identity of people they meet#no matter how you look to solstice? if you say you are one thing. then you are that thing to them#they literally do not give a fuck#they're just happy to be here#ok i'm done rambling in the tags LOL#✧ 、· ⋆ 。 META. ╏ eden cielo / solstice. »
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pata hai last kuch din i was very busy with my project kyunki final dena tha and binding karni thi etc to wo karwayi then i went to the bookfair bekaar tha then parso submit karne jaa rahi to subah accident hogaya (bhai ki bike skid hogayi and we fell down) and now i have a big ass blue bruise on my upper thigh and my parents don't even know lmao and kal ek science conference thi to i had to sit in an auditorium for 6 hours listening to accomplished people speak. that's what you missed now your turn
omg i knew everything in this except for the accident cause i stalk your blog vigorously everyday are you okay!!!!!!!!!! did you get tetanus shots!!!!!!!!!! also on your upper thigh oh no that's where future jiju is supposed to write MINE na as per our beloved song guilty as sin?
#did u have fun at the conference it must've been cool huh women in stem and all that#bookfair being bad is so sucky i was so excited for you to go i thought you'd send pictures too of books we like#also u already know everything i posted everything and every thought#i ate chinese but it didn't feel that good because my sister isn't here and we didn't eat it together watching#koffee or splitsvilla and i realised that it's not just the chinese food it's the whole hanging out that i love sm :((#kal well i told you pata hai the brownie place we met it's kinda new and cool types so uske bathroom mein#there was a button and it said press at your own risk and when we did it became a dj like the lights went out and#there when flashing spinning disco lights and party songs were playing mere mein wo aaya hum toh naye andaz hai apna purana#it was sooo cool im adding it to the list of places you'll visit when u come here!!!!!!!#also the food was soooo shockingly reasonably priced everything was under 200 rs!!!!! which is big for a dessert place here#and like great quantity great taste too my stupid people from office used to say it's awesome but i didn't believe them and never tried it#because they're all losers lol but i grudgingly admit that they were right#also ummmm hmm okay pata hai i realised ki oh okay im happy with who i am#like bachpan mein i used to feel very sad and loser like because dad was too strict to let me go out raat ko and everyone in school would#go to this club we went to kal and i always felt i was missing out and i wanted to be all cool and fun too#but it was kinda so boring and normal and i was like wow okay i didn't miss out i was spending days and nights reading books being in#fandoms and i was actually very happy!!!!! so like yay idk small thing bt yk i realised that oh it was okay and everything will be okay too#i kinda want to talk to that guy now like i weirdly feel like im longing for what could've been? which is ridiculous because#we were 11 and i barely talked to him back then because shy and friends would tease and i didn't realise it was a crush#i don't want to DATE him because like tbh i already know we're very different people but like wouldn't it be fun to idk make out once#then i got the urge to download dating app but i resisted the urge and won i don't think im made for casual things#me and my bestie were laughing about this yesterday too she was like i just don't understand how people can have sex one day and then#not give a fuck about each other the next day like idk if we have sex im having your kids and i was like ikrrrr like bhai sex is toh very#big im going to be attached if we hug i literally did!!!!! so we decided no more casual/situationships for us#phew okay more rambling on whatsapp love u bye this became too long#saumyuuuuuu
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whoever that woman on titkok is please take her account away from her i might kill myself if i hear her voice again
#ppl post her videos here sometimes and im really trying not to be mean but literally why is she like that#i love listening to rage posting but sweet jesus she was so annoying#THEYRE NOT GONNA MOVE IN *CLAPS HANDS* THEY HAVENT BEEN DATING FOR LONG *CLAPS HANDS* THEY'RE INEVITABLY GONNA BREAK UP#havent she literally just started watching the show? please get a grip and calm down and you have zero authority to call ppl stupid gurllll#“bucktommy is DOOMED from every interview” okay??? chill#her reaction video got me i wanted to smack her every time she looked at the camera like it was soooo performativw#stop squirming bc two adults are flirting w/ each other you are GROWN ffs
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yk those hentai's where the girl is in a slutty 2 piece set w heart pupils nd a collar attached to her nd the ml is holding it nd the girl is so obsessed nd in love looking at him? yeahh i think abt that w sunday lol.. 🫣
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH . YEAH .
i cant . stop thinking about how everything he puts u in is so sheer you're practically nude. like. lingerie or outfits its all sheer. he likes seeing all of u like he's so....
#return to sender#the heart pupils so true....me too friend.... they're big and stupid....#i literally need to cling to him like a dog its genuinely soooo bad
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I wanna finish this but idk when I will. "It's pride month, me, you know what that means" "what, do you want me to. like. make my ocs gayer somehow? what?"
#soooo sloppy so messy sketchy lmaooo#poppy: “just glad to be here!!” he has not thought about Gender or Sexuality at all. hes 10 and not there yet#in-universe there'd probably be a pride flag for like... fairies that think humans are hot and vice versa#i did my best to make them like. size accurate. max is still too big buT THATS OKAAY @ myself thats okay#we'll get it in post#need more women in this story hmm don't i#actually there is an older like 50-something wlw couple Beatrice and Ava but they're not main charactersss inna first oneeee#me @ myself: its 4 am what are you yapping about in the tags. go to bed#jade looks cunty in this one i love that actually#she's like “these guys (and jessie) are stupid as hell haha. idiots haha. gay idiots.”
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I hate when fashion youtubers are like "can i style this UGLY fucking jacket/shirt/skirt to look good????" and it's already the perfect garment. Wtf
#saw a button up with a fish pattern on it. like a bunch of little sardines or something. and this person was acting like it was ugly#literally just wear it! tuck it in if you need to make it look cleaner!!!#how come people who don't appreciate these awesome clothes find them in thrift stores but i don't. hell#I WANT THE STUPID FISH SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#then i saw someone else like oh nooo these plain brown shorts are soooo ugly how am i going to style them????#THEY'RE LITERALLY FINE GIVE THEM TO ME THEY'RE SIMPLE AND EASY AS HELL TO PAIR WITH ANYTHING!!#actually from what i recall from these clothes the fish shirt and the shorts would be a genuinely nice chill base for an outfit!!!!!!!
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