#like they grew up eating that stuff.

[ikemenomegas]

@animeomegas This post crossed my dash and I immediately thought of you with cockblock sasuke headcanons haha. Itachi might be exasperated at worst and desperately horny at best during that time, thinking he understands and Sasuke will too when he's older. But I love the idea of Itachi who is sorely mistaken, has pups by the time Sasuke is courting, and is just like this. Suddenly extremely concerned for Sasuke's modesty, "are they making you wear that?" when Sasuke wears something revealing, tries to be nice because he knows Sasuke wouldn't accept someone he's not already serious about, but Itachi's eye is sort of twitching and his alpha has their second child in their arms and are staring at him like "are you okay?" when they have a second alone at a family dinner. He realizes Sasuke might be having extramarital sex and accidentally squeezes a chicken too hard when he's carrying it around in the garden and gets screamed at by a hen - not like Itachi didn't also, but Itachi was already practically married by then! and is his stupid cute little brother being safe? is it possible to be sneaky about taking him to the doctor to get checked out?

Itachi might be a little insufferable during Sasuke's teenage emo/goth rebellion too. Like he learns how to make clothes specifically because he knows Sasuke will wear anything Itachi gets him and they're all cute bulky sweaters or comfortable traditional robes. Sasuke mostly wears them around his house or when he's visiting Itachi, but it lets Itachi delude himself into some semblance of imagining Sasuke dresses like that most of the time instead of being bare chest out in the streets.

Ooh! and maybe part of Sasuke's courting story is running into his future alpha on the way back to his family's home from Itachi's house and he gets flustered and embarrassed at how obviously adorable they find him in sweater paws instead of his current off-both-shoulders, no juban, open-down-to-the-navel uniform.

[marclef]

So Eyhm is obviously scared of cucumbers but what if I put one next to Fake Peppino? Will he also be scared or will he just eat it

the Fakey Boy would never turn down a fresh pepino 😋✨

(though to be fair, if it was an actual snake he'd probably still eat it.)

[sundry-whovengerslocked]

the fact that they chose the new companion's name to be "Ruby Sunday" is hilarious to me because as an American every time I hear or read it all I can think of is this

[hickeygender]

23 is young and i don't wanna go acting like it isn't but sometimes i see stuff from baby zoomers and i feel fucking ancient. skibidi toilet? i have yet to understand what that's referencing. reality shifting? i was into new agey stuff as a teen and i get the whole law of attraction/manifestation thing, but the rest is all greek to me. a good half of the aesthetics i see talked about online? literally got overwhelmed when i stumbled on the aesthetics wiki last year and i feel like an idiot seeing all these kids list off like 4 different hyperspecific aesthetics to describe themselves 😭 girl what does any of that mean? patiently explain it like i'm 85 when it comes up, or don't expect me to know what the hell you're talking about. i'll just end up smiling and nodding like your out of touch grandpa who loves your energy but is frightened by cellphones and the concept of smartfridges 💀💀💀

[pa-pa-plasma]

one of the things that will always destroy me is people believing that good story = darker/more mature/more sexual. this belief has ruined so many stories that could have been amazing & has prevented almost everyone from enjoying other really good stories simply because the age range it's aimed at is one they believe can't have complex themes, characters, plot, etc etc. they don't believe they can be moved by something a publisher or studio decided is for kids & so write it off without even thinking about it. biggest curse of being a writer who actually loves stories & telling them is that literally no one else cares in the most pessimistic, higher-than-thou, capitalism brainrot way you can imagine. & it's all automatic. because that's just what you're taught.

[puppetmaster13u]

Might make a DC transformers Au if I feel up to it idk

[vamptastic]

we r beefing with my catholic grandma and chanukah falls on christmas this year so i get to not celebrate it and go visit my jewish grandparents and have latkefest instead 🙏 thank you hashem

[itsalwaysdark]

can i say something rly honest and nobody ever can make fun of me . i have a fondness for unseasoned bland baked chicken breast bc my mom never seasons food so its how i grew up eating chicken And i know itisnt like Good and i prefer seasoned chicken that is not very very dry but sometimes i just have to like eat a little bit of shredded unseasoned dry ass chicken and it makes me feel better . ok . sorry

[pr4yerp0sition]

For clarity, always remember Isamu is the hot blonde everyone is talking about. Here is an example of the depth && length of his hair, along with the fact his residual cursed energy smells like the sea && smoked liquorice so curses are getting the full norse treatment.

[aintmyjewelry]

I'm still stunned by that TikTok drama where everyone got mad at that mom for feeding her child mini donuts. someone in the comments was like "since when are donuts breakfast food??"

girlie since FOREVER??

[spotsupstuff]

god DAMN that is such a fucked up backstory for a ghosty guy. i love it 👍 also disdain’s colors being faded cause of his presence is such a neat detail omg…

JGHSLKCMLDKGJL remedying that "cute" accusation GJSDLKJCLKDJ THANKS I SUPPOSE GDJSLGJLKDJ

oooh lil fact added to that- the specific idea behind her colors (including the bags under her eyes) is that she starts looking like a victim of drowning, referring to Ko's body's fate. Iterators have skin on their puppets up in this interpretation and hers feels rather clammy too. just unpleasant stuff

the Ancients have tried skinning her (in a way that didn't hurt) and drafting different skin on her, even artificially coloring her, but just nothing wants to stick so at some point they just kind of give up and settle for an Interator who's puppet looks like a corpse

they don't really know why too because they are in denial that they might have a ghost situation up in their Iterator

[from-beyond]

Don’t think my parents understand how much I am simply not motivated by money.

[bbeelzemon]

lately ive trying to teach myself that i dont have to follow the stupid and arbitrary rules that i set for myself as a child. im an adult living on my own, thousands of miles away from where i grew up. i literally dont have to eat the crusts off my sandwich if i dont want to. who give a shit

[opisasodomite]

See, I may have liked commiserating with my last job’s coworkers more, but I like this job better because when they found out I was going to New York next week, all they wanted to know was what I was going to eat lmao

[vydumaj]

I’m currently going through a minor identity crisis after, like, two weeks ago, at the age of 23, realizing I’m lactose intolerant. I drank some hot chocolate, got a really bad stomach ache, and thought to myself “it’s nothing, I always get a stomach ache after drinking hot chocolate”, remembered I got a stomach ache after eating ice cream two days before and then realized…maybe getting a stomach ache every time you drink hot chocolate (regardless of how little) isn’t…normal. it’s been like that for at least half a year, up to like 2-3 years… I guess I should’ve expected this since my stomach is super sensitive and my dad is lactose intolerant and also Thai (84-96% of Thai people are lactose intolerant depending on which study you look at) … at least lactase enzyme pills seem to work for me so I won’t need to give up ice cream lmao

[kyaruun]

i can't wait to be done with my degree and take a gap year just to sleep and get back the sense of owning my life <3

i keep jumping from doctor to doctor bc i have a nice collection of health issues and managing to keep that together with uni is SO exhausting bc i will push back important appointments so i don't miss classes,, i've been pushing back getting my eyes checked since december and the migraines have grown insane TT