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i make lots of art 'n' things.... and i wonder if i can make myself some selfshippie art of me 'n' mr bladie.....

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guuuyyyyssss !! 'm at 67 pity wit a guaranteed banner character !! lingsha is gonna come home in jus a matter of dayyss !!

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hello dearies !! goodest morning to u alllll !! i hope last nite blessed u all wit such lovely dreams and restful sleep. 'm making everybunnie a fresh bowl of warm and creamy oat, go ahead 'n' pick out all da topping u want !!

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LEXIII ! ! HI BWABIE ♥︎ 's so nice to meet you and i hope we can interact wayyyy lots ! ʾ٩( ๑•̀o•́๑ )و visiting yer inboxie today to hear allll abt sweet bladexi & wriolexi !! basically a uno reverse of wut u asked me muehehe ! i hope you have a amazing day sunshine !!

oh my oh my !! 'm so happy ta share all i can about me 'n' my beloveds !

da day bladie 'n' me met was life changing for him. nawt only bc we met, but bc it was also the day he went against elio's so called script for da first time since he was recruited by da stellaron hunters. see, he and ms. kafka were sent out to exterminate a 'threat' so ta speak. but when they got to the location elio sent them to, instead of running into some big, dangerous man like they were expecting, i was there instead. now i was there bc the true threat knew the stellaron hunters were coming after him, and i was the closet fool for him to put in his place.

ta say i was terrified when bladie and ms. kafka came to me ready to kill would simply be the biggest understatement in da universe. i was so frightened i fell to the ground at bladie's feet, crying so hard i could barely make out the words to beg for my life. i think bladie knew deep down something was wrong, bc instead of sending his blade into my back, he picked me up and threw me over his shoulder like i was a sack of potatoes (can u believe dat mrs. argenti ?!?!)

he and ms. kafka took mi back to elio 'n' explained what happened. elio was not happy. he wanted blade to kill me anyways. i had gotten in the way, is what he said. but bladie refused. saving my life a second time in just a few hours.

after dat, i stayed wit da stellaron hunters. i began helping out, not with fighting. of course nawt, i have no clue how ta fight. but i cook 'n' clean for all dem, 'n' i luv ta do it. and now im basically an honorary member !! ♡♡♡♡

me 'n' wrio didn't meet in such an extravagant or intense way. i'm a criminal justice major, and my college class was invited to take a very non-invasive tour of the fortress of meropide, but my silly self got separated from my class, and ended up getting pretty lost.

i wondered around for hours, somehow nobody saw me. i was quite surprised nobody had found me. eventually, i ended up wondering into wriothesley's office. i dont think he was very happy a collefe student was wondering around his fortress and into his office. but i explained to him that i was lost, and just trying to find my class, and that i didn't mean to intrude on him or his work.

he understood, and was actually very kind about the situation. he explained that if the tour had stayed on schedule, that my class would have already been long gone by now. but he offered to take me back to my dorm after he got off work for the day.

i spent the rest of the day with him in his office, watching him work, and asking him all the questions i had about law, and how fontaine's justice system. he answered all of them so well, and not once did he make me feel stupid while he was explainin' things. which i really appreciated.

after he got off work, he took me ta get a nice warm chai, and then he took me back to campus and walked me allll da way to my dorm. as i was about to go inside, he told me i was welcome to come back to the fortress anytime i had anymore questions. i came back a few times, but it was few times and far between. mostly when i needed help with assignments, or needed help studyin for an exam. but eventually, i started comin by whenever i wanted ta see him. which slowly blossemed inta seein' each other everyday.

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cannibalism is sooooo romantic. i don't care what anybodie says. like, oh yes pls mr. lover man. devour my flesh bc ur so in love with me you can't bare to live without a part of me inside u. drink my blood so i can be wit u always.

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he's hoooommmmeeee !!!

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me 'n' bladieeeee snifflez

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good mornin' every bunnie !! ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ˶꒱ა˖⁺‧₊˚ bladie took such good care of me yesterdai and i woke up ready ta face the day !! ໒꒰ྀི˶˃ᆺ˂˶ ꒱ྀིაi hope todai treats all of u with all da luv n' care u deserve ♡♡♡

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i ♡ watching my hubbie stream on twitch

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Princess core 🎀

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COMN FANFIC WRITERS !!

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goooooood mornin' everybunnie !! i hope ur night was filled wit da sweetest dreams evers ! m makin everyone warm bowls of sweet oatmeal and the freshest fruits in da world !! i woke up real sickie so me n mista bladie are gonna spend alllll day long in bed cuddlin'

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warm mornings . . . ft. blade.

contains :: blade x f.reader. fluff. very self shippie coded.

you wake up sprawled out on your tummy, hair a floofy mess, and your limbs spread in ways that would lead an untrained eye to believe they were broken. lifting your bum in the air, you stretch your back in a pose akin to a cat, before rolling over and plopping yourself onto your back.

the room's air is filled with a comfortable warmth, and the sweet sent of the sheets that had been washed the evening before. warm, bright stripes of light decorate the bed and your body as the mid-morning sun shines through the drawn blinds.

it's no surprise that blade is already awake, so when your hand finds his side of the bed empty and cold, you don't worry yourself at all with it. sitting yourself on the edge of the bed, you stretch one more time before finally rising to your feet, and pulling on a pair of ruffled bloomer shorts. the perfect thing to pair with blade's over-sized button up that you use as a night shirt.

you tip-toed quietly down the hall, an every morning mission to catch blade off guard as you enter the kitchen. but just like each and every morning, no matter how quiet you are, blade's head turns your direction as soon as you come close to the doorway.

he's sitting in a chair at the dinning table, his leg propped on the opposite knee, as he reads a book and sits a steamy drink you know to be black coffee. without a word, he sets his book down, and uses his newly freed hand to slide another steaming cup over to your spot at the table.

you walk over, taking your seat next to him. you can feel the warm steam from your drink even from here, as well as the steam rising from the freshly dished bowl of oats next to the cup. decorated so nice and neat with fresh berries and drizzles of maple syrup. everything was still so warm, and fresh, blade must have timed it perfectly to when he knew you'd walk up and make your way to the kitchen.

he had your every habit and schedule committed to memory. perhaps that's why you could never catch him off guard when you came into the room each morning.

"how did you sleep ?" he asked. his eyes only briefly turned to you, but you knew you had his full attention.

"i slept good" you answered, a silly grin across your face as you began eating the oatmeal he had prepared, careful to blow on each bite before you put it to your lips. "you know, you should just start waking me up when you do. that way you won't spend mornings alone"

you had told this to blade many times, asking him to wake you up when he did. you didn't even know what time exactly he rose every morning, just that it was long enough before you that he had time to shower, dress, eat, and sometimes even run an errand or two.

blade shook his head slowly to your statement, but you caught the small smile that spread across his lips, right before it disappeared. gone as quickly as it came. "no, my dear. i won't be doing that"

you pouted, crossing your arms and sticking your bottom lip out in theatrics. "but why not. i want to spend mornings with you" you whined

blade chuckled "you do spend mornings with me. what do you think you're doing now, my dear ?"

"nooooo, i want to spend your mornings with you." you argued back "by the time i wake up, it's basically like.... the afternoon for you !!"

"well, no. it's still morning for me. the time stays the same, my dear" he said "but you need your beauty sleep my dear. i know you'd lose your mind if your pretty face broke up because you didn't get enough sleep"

blade had set both his book and his cup of coffee on the table besides him, now gently caressing the smooth skin of your jawline with his fingers as he spoke.

he was right.... not only would it be bad for your skin, you'd be in an absolutely awful mood if blade ever tried to wake you up so early. you'd hate it.

"besides, there's more than enough time in the day for you to get all the sleep you need, and for us to spend all the time you want together" blade continued, now leaning back in his chair again. "i already today all planned out, if you'd like to hear it ?"

you had already forgotten what you were upset about, too eager to hear blade's plans for the day. it was suddenly all that was on your mind. blade waited for you to nod before he indulged you in his plans.

"well, i figured we'd go over to the mall. the nicer one that's farther away. i just got paid, so i have some extra cash for you to buy some new dresses. maybe even a few pairs of shoes." he began.

oh the plan was already perfect. but he continued anyways.

"it's a long drive, so we'll stop and get you a chai latte and a pastry at that cafe you like. and on the way back, we can stop at the pet shop to visit the bunnies. and for dinner, i already have a reservation for two at the new hot-pot restaurant you've been mentioning"

you couldn't help the goofy grin that decorated your face "goodness bladie. is today somethin' special ?" you asked between soft giggles. you simply couldn't contain your excitement.

blade shook his head in response. "nothing special" he asserted

"i don't need anything special to show you how much i love you."

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warm mornings . . . ft. blade.

contains :: blade x f.reader. fluff. very self shippie coded.

you wake up sprawled out on your tummy, hair a floofy mess, and your limbs spread in ways that would lead an untrained eye to believe they were broken. lifting your bum in the air, you stretch your back in a pose akin to a cat, before rolling over and plopping yourself onto your back.

the room's air is filled with a comfortable warmth, and the sweet sent of the sheets that had been washed the evening before. warm, bright stripes of light decorate the bed and your body as the mid-morning sun shines through the drawn blinds.

it's no surprise that blade is already awake, so when your hand finds his side of the bed empty and cold, you don't worry yourself at all with it. sitting yourself on the edge of the bed, you stretch one more time before finally rising to your feet, and pulling on a pair of ruffled bloomer shorts. the perfect thing to pair with blade's over-sized button up that you use as a night shirt.

you tip-toed quietly down the hall, an every morning mission to catch blade off guard as you enter the kitchen. but just like each and every morning, no matter how quiet you are, blade's head turns your direction as soon as you come close to the doorway.

he's sitting in a chair at the dinning table, his leg propped on the opposite knee, as he reads a book and sits a steamy drink you know to be black coffee. without a word, he sets his book down, and uses his newly freed hand to slide another steaming cup over to your spot at the table.

you walk over, taking your seat next to him. you can feel the warm steam from your drink even from here, as well as the steam rising from the freshly dished bowl of oats next to the cup. decorated so nice and neat with fresh berries and drizzles of maple syrup. everything was still so warm, and fresh, blade must have timed it perfectly to when he knew you'd walk up and make your way to the kitchen.

he had your every habit and schedule committed to memory. perhaps that's why you could never catch him off guard when you came into the room each morning.

"how did you sleep ?" he asked. his eyes only briefly turned to you, but you knew you had his full attention.

"i slept good" you answered, a silly grin across your face as you began eating the oatmeal he had prepared, careful to blow on each bite before you put it to your lips. "you know, you should just start waking me up when you do. that way you won't spend mornings alone"

you had told this to blade many times, asking him to wake you up when he did. you didn't even know what time exactly he rose every morning, just that it was long enough before you that he had time to shower, dress, eat, and sometimes even run an errand or two.

blade shook his head slowly to your statement, but you caught the small smile that spread across his lips, right before it disappeared. gone as quickly as it came. "no, my dear. i won't be doing that"

you pouted, crossing your arms and sticking your bottom lip out in theatrics. "but why not. i want to spend mornings with you" you whined

blade chuckled "you do spend mornings with me. what do you think you're doing now, my dear ?"

"nooooo, i want to spend your mornings with you." you argued back "by the time i wake up, it's basically like.... the afternoon for you !!"

"well, no. it's still morning for me. the time stays the same, my dear" he said "but you need your beauty sleep my dear. i know you'd lose your mind if your pretty face broke up because you didn't get enough sleep"

blade had set both his book and his cup of coffee on the table besides him, now gently caressing the smooth skin of your jawline with his fingers as he spoke.

he was right.... not only would it be bad for your skin, you'd be in an absolutely awful mood if blade ever tried to wake you up so early. you'd hate it.

"besides, there's more than enough time in the day for you to get all the sleep you need, and for us to spend all the time you want together" blade continued, now leaning back in his chair again. "i already today all planned out, if you'd like to hear it ?"

you had already forgotten what you were upset about, too eager to hear blade's plans for the day. it was suddenly all that was on your mind. blade waited for you to nod before he indulged you in his plans.

"well, i figured we'd go over to the mall. the nicer one that's farther away. i just got paid, so i have some extra cash for you to buy some new dresses. maybe even a few pairs of shoes." he began.

oh the plan was already perfect. but he continued anyways.

"it's a long drive, so we'll stop and get you a chai latte and a pastry at that cafe you like. and on the way back, we can stop at the pet shop to visit the bunnies. and for dinner, i already have a reservation for two at the new hot-pot restaurant you've been mentioning"

you couldn't help the goofy grin that decorated your face "goodness bladie. is today somethin' special ?" you asked between soft giggles. you simply couldn't contain your excitement.

blade shook his head in response. "nothing special" he asserted

"i don't need anything special to show you how much i love you."

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