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#anon please slap me over the head for forgetting this track#arguably the most slept on pick from Significant Other#Scott and Jon both get me bad on here but Jon ESPECIALLY#it's the way he says “fucked me” that drives me up the wall#like there is no heterosexual explanation for this#jonathan davis#korn#limp bizkit#nu metal#nu metal confessions
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OH MY FUCKING COD!!!
#pearlina#splatoon 3#side order#pearl#marina#THESE TWO ARE SO GAY WTF#splatoon#side order spoilers#gay cephalopods#there is absolutely#no heterosexual explanation#for having a wallpaper like THAT
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I GOT THIS DIALOGUE LAST NIGHT AND IM STILL LOSING MY MIND OVER IT?
#LIKE??? PEARL YOU CANT SAY THAT#THIS GAME IS RATED E 10+#genuinely what is the heterosexual explanation for this. its not a joke anymore im actually begging how do they expect us to interpret this#pearlina#side order#splatoon 3#side order spoilers#splatoon side order#pansy rambling again#splatoon
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“Lena?”
“What are you doing here?” Lena said, on the other side of the phone line.
Kara was already moving, lunging for the window, shedding her civilian clothes so fast she blurred into a streak of red and blue, the phone still mid-fall from where her hand had held it to her ear to the osprey cushion. She wasn’t thinking when she rattled windows with her passage. Less than a second later, the air snapped taught around her and burst with the cracking fury of a sonic boom as she bolted across the city in a ballistic arc that took her from her apartment to the upper floor penthouse office at L-Corp.
She was still too slow.
Lena was calling her name, her own phone flying from her hand into space as two men manhandled her over the railing into open air, almost six hundred feet up. Kara watched it happen in agonizing, hateful detail. She could hear every thudding panicked contraction of Lena’s heart even as she could count ever stitch in the side-seam of her dress.
Faster. Faster faster faster faster.
Any faster and she’d ignite the atmosphere around here.
Lena was perpetually falling, reaching up in a futile attempt to grasp the sky. Those thumping heartbeats came slow to Kara’s ears as she focused herself, time around her slowing to match her speed.
She has to do this perfectly. Hit Lena too fast and she’d kill her. Lena’s screamed stretched into a shrill endless peel as she fell, raw terror contorting her features.
Kara dove, slowing as she reached those last few millimeters of distance, forcing herself to match Lena’s speed, dipping under her so that the bewildered woman dropped into her arms and they further slowed together, Kara coming to a stop midair, half way down the length of her fall. Kara bundled Lena into her arms even as Lena clutched her in desperate fear, grasping and clutching at her in desperate fear. A wail of agonized terror exploded from Lena’s lips against Kara’s throat, followed by a taut cry of anguished relief.
“I have you,” Lena murmured. “You’re okay, I have you.”
Lena was shaking.
“They th-threw me off the balcony!”
They.
They.
Kara rose, cradling a treasure in her arms. They should have known better, these two thugs, these goons. To show her contempt, she blew them off their feet with a gust of air from her lungs. Tenderly, she placed Lena on her bare feet -her shoes had gone flying when she was tossed- and turned to her attackers.
One pulled a gun, the other ran. She crushed the crude little human weapon, so infuriatingly primitive and barbaric, almost forgetting not to pulp the wielder’s hand. As the other ran, she hooked her fingers in his collar and yanked, pulling him right back and over the railing. His scream satisfied something hateful within her and she wanted to stop herself from seizing his ankle, but she didn’t. The weight of the crest on her chest was too much to bear it.
She did let him dangle though, begging her for mercy.
Kara jabbed the comms in her ear and barked orders to the DEO agent that answered her. It wasn’t ten minutes later that half a dozen agents, led by Alex herself, were dragging the two men out of Lena’a office.
Lena herself was standing on the balcony still, shivering in the late night chill. Kara pointedly ignore the way Alex stared at them both as Kara unclasped her cape from her shoulders and threw the heavy cloth around Lena, bundling her up in it.
Oh Rao, her poor feet on the concrete.
Kara didn’t think. She picked Lena up again and carried her inside. Lena didn’t protest or even speak, as delicate as a precious baby bird in Kara’s arms.
“We can… we can deal with statements later,” said Alex. “I’ll step out.”
They were alone.
Lena just stared for a moment, as Kara opened the drawer in the coffee table and took out the fleece blanket that Lena kept there for naps or those frequent nights when she just didn’t go home, unable or unwilling to abandon her work for such pedestrian things as sleep, or her own health. Kara spread it across her, covering her feet. She just didn’t want her to be cold.
Kneeling beside the couch, Kara stroked a loose lock of wind-ruffled hair back from Lena’s eyes, forgetting herself, forgetting that she was the Super and not the Girl, right now. She couldn’t help it. The Super was stoic, unruffled, full of bravado. The Girl wanted to fucking cry and scream in agony and blessed release.
She was okay. Kara made it. Lena was okay.
Lena was staring at her.
“How did you know I was in trouble?”
The way she said it, it almost wasn’t a question. It sounded flat, half an accusation.
“I was with Kara Danvers,” Kara was about to say, but the answer died on her lips, the lie too bitter to cross her tongue.
She was so sick of lying, and the reasons why she lied all seemed so… hollow, here, now, and Lena wasn’t stupid. It was halfway there, Kara realized. She could see it in Lena’s bewildered, quivering expression. The thought was there, half formed, and once the suspicion was formed, it was only a matter of time. Their friendship was built on pillars of sand and the tide was rolling in right now.
“It’s me, Lena,” Kara whispered.
Lena’s eyes widened, as her nostrils briefly flared. Lena did not ask her to clarify, or explain. Her penetrating gaze merely searched, drinking in the details of Kara’s face in a way that made her feel both seen in a warm and comforting way and horribly exposed, the chill wind from the balcony door at her back. Yet the gaze was open, permissive. Kara noticed that one of her eyes was a little more blue than the other.
Rao, Lena was so pretty. She was beautiful, yes, in the austere almost untouchable way of a young powerful woman who weaponizes her looks, but that part of her was gone now, replaced by something open and vulnerable and soft, and usually reserved for Kara, not Supergirl.
Kara sat down in front of her, crossing her legs. She wanted to reach out and sooth the trembling she saw, her hand twitching of its own accord. Lena pulled the red fabric of her cape up and tucked it under her chin, making herself small.
“It’s you.”
“Yeah.”
“You caught me.”
“I always will.”
Lena closed her eyes. “I’m tired of falling. God I’m so tired of it, I just want him to leave me alone.”
Anger flashes in Kara’s chest, sending a jolt of heat up her spine as the red-sun fire burned within her, begging for release. She kept her eyes tightly shut.
A soft cry opened them again. Lena was crying silently in the manner of one used to hiding it, her chest hitching as she held it back.
“If it weren’t for you I’d be dead, Kara.”
“I won’t let that happen.”
Something tightened inside her, clutching so hard she could barely breathe. Watching Lena fall had been like… like looking over her shoulder and seeing the green flash. Kara had pinched her eyes shut and turned away, not watching the blast, screaming in agony when the blast wave tossed her pod, too afraid to watch her world die, unable to escape it. Sometimes that feeling would wash over her and tear her from the embrace of a dreamless sleep and she’d scream.
A soft, cool hand brushed her cheek. Lena reached out from the blanket and pushed away the errant tear. Kara couldn’t help herself, and returned the gesture. Lena’s skin was so delightfully soft, and whenever Kara touched her, felt her, it gave air to something like hot coals in her belly, and they’d threaten to become an unbound flame.
Something was happening here and she wasn’t sure what it was, but it was important. Kara had a sudden sense that this moment was a real one, an important one, and that she had just started bumbling through a choice that needed her full attention.
Lena was watching her, her soft intelligent eyes darting. Her breathing had calmed but she was agitated, heartbeat too fast, heat bloom crawling across her skin as her face flushed. A deep, powerful part of Kara woke up at the sight of it, something that she would normally have disdained had she remained on Krypton, a part of her that she might even have hated.
Her hand was still resting gently on Lena’s cheek. Lena met her gaze and shifted slightly, pressing a touch harder against Kara’s palm. It was an acknowledgement. It felt permissive, inviting. Lena tilted her expressions slightly and looked at Kara through her lashes.
She was scared, Kara realized. Scared but perhaps hopeful. Things began to swirl in her head. She could drown in the heady scent of an office full of flowers.
“You just keep saving me,” Lena said.
Kara rose to her knees so she could lean in, arching over her. This need, this impulse, gripped it like a firm hand on the back of her neck. It felt so wrong, so human, so Terran, but she didn’t care. For the first time she felt like doing this because she wanted it, not to make herself feel human or soothe some itch.
She hesitated every moment but Lena’s gaze remained fixed, a faint smile curling her lips as Kara drew closer, sliding an arm under her shoulders, very carefully pulling her up.
“I thought you were hopeless after the thing with the flowers,” Lena whispered. “Or maybe just regrettably straight.”
Kara wanted this to be right. She nuzzled her nose against Lena’s, one last tiny little request, and murmured, “is this okay?”
In response, Lena closed the gap and their lips met. Kara hadn’t felt like this since the first time she stepped off the ground into the open air. This was better than flying. Lena’s kiss was just so her, at once brash and hesitant, a question phrased as a declaration.
Before long Kara was holding her.
“I won’t let anyone hurt you. I won’t.”
Lena released herself; there was no other way to describe it. It was like their past hugs but more, Lena embracing Kara as though she’d like to be absorbed by her.
“I know.”
In the morning she’d pay Lex a visit. She’d talk to Alex and J’onn, make it clear that if the DEO wanted a Kryptonian on speed dial, it was time to make her priorities their priorities, and the first thing she was going to do was tear Cadmus out of their hiding places by the root.
It wouldn’t be enough to just hobble their operations, she wanted them gone. Supergirl would work in tandem with the Kara Danvers until Lex Luthor had no friends, no allies, no resources. Even the prison guard who smuggled him his caviar would learn that any largesse towards his prisoner would summon a furious Kryptonian.
She would call in every favor, seek every ally, use every resource.
Right now none of that mattered. Lena was safe, and she was in Kara’s arms.
#supercorp#supergirl fanfiction#supergirl#supercorp fanfic#lena luthor#kara danvers#kara x lena#karlena#supergirl fanfic#ficlet#love confession#supercorp first kiss#supergirl 2x15#yet another love confession#yet another first kiss#Kara has lost so much#there is no heterosexual explanation for filling another woman’s office with flowers#Lena Luthor is gay#Kara struggles with internalized homophobia#Krypton was not accepting#Lena always knew Kara was supergirl#softcorp#kara has soft top energy#Kara has those gentle daddy vibes#get yourself a girl that looks at you like Lena looks at Kara#then scoop her up#Lena secretly loves being carried around#rescues are hot but traumatic#kisscorp#cuddlecorp
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Subtle 4x07 Steddie things that I feel totally normal about.
#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#gifset#misha-bawlins gifs#mishabawlinsgifs#fyeah dissecting blorbo scenes like frogs in bio class#I'm sorry there is no heterosexual explanation for the look on Steve's face in that moment Eddie's holding his shoulder
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BAND OF BROTHERS: EPISODE ONE + my favorite closeup shots
#bill guarnere#dick winters#carwood lipton#george luz#joe toye#luztoye#lewis nixon#donald hoobler#harry welsh#band of brothers#mine: gifs#did i need to include 10? no#but i love each of these and here's why#1 bc he's so absurdly cute and happy and carefree here it makes my heart melt#2 bc you can him trying so hard to keep his face neutral with sobel when he says 'what infractions sir?' and sobel says 'find some'#3 bc i could watch it all day... how does Lipton look so hot just moving his face like that???#4 bc there's no heterosexual explanation for this scene and i love these two being sexy goofballs together#5 bc it's the moment that almost single-handedly made Toye one of my earliest fave characters#6 bc that is literally Nix's expression when he sees Dick smiling tenderly at him... enough said#7 bc the early foreshadowing kills me UGHHH#8 bc he's pretty and glowing and there's that glimmer of mischief in his eyes#9 bc Harry is my most precious beloved wifeguy and goddamn what a smile#10 bc god it breaks my heart every time
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David and his fabulously pink nails at the opening night of Mean Girls at the Savoy Theatre tonight.
#david tennant#soft scottish hipster gigolo#mean girls#savoy theatre#he actually made fetch happen#there is no heterosexual explanation for this#also all of this is somehow funnier knowing that Michael dated Rachel McAdams#love this so much#the nonbinary pin + the nail polish does not feel like an accident#he likes to be pretty and we like to see him being pretty#but i love that he is slowly telling us who he is#and we can see the change in him on the inside and outside#let people be who they are#happy pride month indeed#amazing
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new romance anime just dropped
#sketch#procreate#work in progress#bang brave bang bravern#yuuki bakuhatsu bang bravern#i love him sm#just like how he loves isami#i need them to make out right now#there is no heterosexual explanation for crying out isami’s name while getting your ass handed to you
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shoutout to this loser. whats up with him
#like who the fuck hurt you my guy#hes so pathetic like hows he gonna be a villain.. my silly..#ninjago jay#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago#I SWEAR I DIDNT JUST ABSORB THE 40 SECONDS OF JAY FROM THE NEW EPISODES. ill draw other things too..#seriously tho i really enjoyed them. BONZLE IS SO CUTE I LOVE HER.#episode 4 was insanely gay like theres no heterosexual explanation for this levels of gay#and that finale... what the freak...#lego ninjago#jay walker#suit jay#dragons rising#ninjago spoilers#ninjago dragons rising spoilers#dragons rising spoilers#dragons rising s2#wyrm draws#i know its the other hand than in the scene but tbh i didnt mean to draw the scene until i had already sketched out the pose
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THE????? HAND???? PLACEMENT????
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#kathryn hahn#jac schaeffer#these bitches gay#there is no heterosexual explanation for this#lesbianism#Jac needs to get in like#Someone on twitter said if we don't get an agathario kiss it's because jac wants Kathryn lmaoo#lesbians are winning#girl kisser
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You’re way hotter than doll anyways
#murder drones#murder drones v#murder drones lizzy#vizzy#serial designation v#no heterosexual explanation for that statement lizzy#i needed some yuri#also#I’d like to formally apologize as this is the first time I’ve drawn v#should have drawn her sooner
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toxic yuri but it’s two middle aged guys with failing love lives
#hilson#house md#malpractice md#hate crimes md#gregory house#james wilson#watching their every interaction like there is no heterosexual explanation for this
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(Edited to add: not an actual quote from Michael Sheen - this is a meme)
#like the ALT image description says this is a random tumblr excerpt not a quote from Michael Sheen#incorrect quotes#I’m suggesting we take Michael Sheen at his word and actions#someone doesn’t have to come out and say I am X identity in order to be or be seen as that identity#he has talked about his crushes on other men quite a few times#as recently as The Assembly interview#I’m queer#and nonbinary#and compulsory cishet assumptions are harmful#cishetnormativity isn’t ok#there is no heterosexual explanation#for Michael Sheen#and we love him for it#good omens#good omens 2#aziraphale#michael sheen#michael fucking sheen#welsh seduction machine#where there's a will there's a wake#podcast#queer
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Sometimes I just glance at the Supernatural tag and see some quote or line from the show or gif that makes me go "oh, y’all got BAITED queerbaited, didn't you?" Like the level of psychic damage is somehow above and beyond the queerbaiting in Sherlock, which I didn't think was POSSIBLE
#destiel#supernatural#sherlock#bbc sherlock#johnlock#dean winchester#castiel novak#castiel#like these characters will literally say shit like “he's the one human you love” or “when he first laid eyes on you he was damned”#and you expect me to believe that they aren't as derangedly devoted to each other as hannigram and the like#there is no heterosexual explanation for this#absolutely none
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There is no heterosexual explanation for this...
#scollace#scott pilgram vs the world#scott pilgram takes off#scott pilgrim#wallace wells#wallace x scott#scott x wallace#there is no heterosexual explanation for this#like seriously
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"I think Darby Allin is a little lost puppy, nobody there to feed him treats, nobody there to clean up after him, nobody there to hold his leash"
#it's like watching two bottoms try to flirt#this entire fucking thing was insane#like why did jay press his hand against darby's heart when he said emotionally.#why did he say darby being alone meant nobody to feed him treats or hold his leash then offer to have him join his faction.#what did darby whisper he whispered for so long#WHY DID HE KISS THE BAT.#give me one good heterosexual explanation for any of this#AEW#Darby Allin#Jay White
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