#like there is no heterosexual explanation for this
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I apparently gotta educate yall
Hoyay/ho yay stands for âhomosexuality, yay!â Itâs a term for that thing in shows, particularly older ones, where two male characters, usually best friends, behave like theyâre in love, or married. Think Raj and Howard from Big Bang Theory, or Buford and Baljeet from Phineas and Ferb. Both characters are of the same sex, and often explicitly shown to be heterosexual/attracted to the opposite sex, but their relationship to each other is often romantically coded as a joke.
The joke stems from the fact that these characters are obviously not gay, because gay people donât exist, so these people are being very silly and acting in a way that no real person would ever act! /s /like, the most s /all the s
Most instances of ho yay usually become popular ships on ao3, in part because of the mslash proliferation principle (why yes I did make that name up just now, but the thing is real, itâs because of sexism and a lack of interesting female characters in lots of media), and in part because they are actively pining for each other.
Again, ho yay is extremely common. Less so now, when âtheyâre just actually gayâ is a valid and expected explanation, but for anything created over ten years ago, fairly common, to the point that TVTropes has a dedicated type of subpage dedicated to tracking instances
do you know what hoyay is?
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Jon's parts in nobody like you has acting like a cat In heat
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#anon please slap me over the head for forgetting this track#arguably the most slept on pick from Significant Other#Scott and Jon both get me bad on here but Jon ESPECIALLY#it's the way he says âfucked meâ that drives me up the wall#like there is no heterosexual explanation for this#jonathan davis#korn#limp bizkit#nu metal#nu metal confessions
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OH MY FUCKING COD!!!
#pearlina#splatoon 3#side order#pearl#marina#THESE TWO ARE SO GAY WTF#splatoon#side order spoilers#gay cephalopods#there is absolutely#no heterosexual explanation#for having a wallpaper like THAT
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I GOT THIS DIALOGUE LAST NIGHT AND IM STILL LOSING MY MIND OVER IT?
#LIKE??? PEARL YOU CANT SAY THAT#THIS GAME IS RATED E 10+#genuinely what is the heterosexual explanation for this. its not a joke anymore im actually begging how do they expect us to interpret this#pearlina#side order#splatoon 3#side order spoilers#splatoon side order#pansy rambling again#splatoon
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I would say âIcemav walked so Hangster could runâ but in reality, Icemav already fucking sprinted.
#like my very straight husband and I watched the og top gun for the first time a few days ago#and he was like#wow this is so incredibly gay#and he went on about how there is no heterosexual explanation for whatever Ice and Mav have going on#and I was like#man you're so right I know why I love you so much#icemav#top gun#top gun maverick#top gun 1986#hangster#jake hangman seresin#bradley rooster bradshaw#tom iceman kazansky#pete maverick mitchell#jake seresin#bradley bradshaw#pete mitchell#tom kazansky
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âLena?â
âWhat are you doing here?â Lena said, on the other side of the phone line.
Kara was already moving, lunging for the window, shedding her civilian clothes so fast she blurred into a streak of red and blue, the phone still mid-fall from where her hand had held it to her ear to the osprey cushion. She wasnât thinking when she rattled windows with her passage. Less than a second later, the air snapped taught around her and burst with the cracking fury of a sonic boom as she bolted across the city in a ballistic arc that took her from her apartment to the upper floor penthouse office at L-Corp.
She was still too slow.
Lena was calling her name, her own phone flying from her hand into space as two men manhandled her over the railing into open air, almost six hundred feet up. Kara watched it happen in agonizing, hateful detail. She could hear every thudding panicked contraction of Lenaâs heart even as she could count ever stitch in the side-seam of her dress.
Faster. Faster faster faster faster.
Any faster and sheâd ignite the atmosphere around here.
Lena was perpetually falling, reaching up in a futile attempt to grasp the sky. Those thumping heartbeats came slow to Karaâs ears as she focused herself, time around her slowing to match her speed.
She has to do this perfectly. Hit Lena too fast and sheâd kill her. Lenaâs screamed stretched into a shrill endless peel as she fell, raw terror contorting her features.
Kara dove, slowing as she reached those last few millimeters of distance, forcing herself to match Lenaâs speed, dipping under her so that the bewildered woman dropped into her arms and they further slowed together, Kara coming to a stop midair, half way down the length of her fall. Kara bundled Lena into her arms even as Lena clutched her in desperate fear, grasping and clutching at her in desperate fear. A wail of agonized terror exploded from Lenaâs lips against Karaâs throat, followed by a taut cry of anguished relief.
âI have you,â Lena murmured. âYouâre okay, I have you.â
Lena was shaking.
âThey th-threw me off the balcony!â
They.
They.
Kara rose, cradling a treasure in her arms. They should have known better, these two thugs, these goons. To show her contempt, she blew them off their feet with a gust of air from her lungs. Tenderly, she placed Lena on her bare feet -her shoes had gone flying when she was tossed- and turned to her attackers.
One pulled a gun, the other ran. She crushed the crude little human weapon, so infuriatingly primitive and barbaric, almost forgetting not to pulp the wielderâs hand. As the other ran, she hooked her fingers in his collar and yanked, pulling him right back and over the railing. His scream satisfied something hateful within her and she wanted to stop herself from seizing his ankle, but she didnât. The weight of the crest on her chest was too much to bear it.
She did let him dangle though, begging her for mercy.
Kara jabbed the comms in her ear and barked orders to the DEO agent that answered her. It wasnât ten minutes later that half a dozen agents, led by Alex herself, were dragging the two men out of Lenaâa office.
Lena herself was standing on the balcony still, shivering in the late night chill. Kara pointedly ignore the way Alex stared at them both as Kara unclasped her cape from her shoulders and threw the heavy cloth around Lena, bundling her up in it.
Oh Rao, her poor feet on the concrete.
Kara didnât think. She picked Lena up again and carried her inside. Lena didnât protest or even speak, as delicate as a precious baby bird in Karaâs arms.
âWe can⊠we can deal with statements later,â said Alex. âIâll step out.â
They were alone.
Lena just stared for a moment, as Kara opened the drawer in the coffee table and took out the fleece blanket that Lena kept there for naps or those frequent nights when she just didnât go home, unable or unwilling to abandon her work for such pedestrian things as sleep, or her own health. Kara spread it across her, covering her feet. She just didnât want her to be cold.
Kneeling beside the couch, Kara stroked a loose lock of wind-ruffled hair back from Lenaâs eyes, forgetting herself, forgetting that she was the Super and not the Girl, right now. She couldnât help it. The Super was stoic, unruffled, full of bravado. The Girl wanted to fucking cry and scream in agony and blessed release.
She was okay. Kara made it. Lena was okay.
Lena was staring at her.
âHow did you know I was in trouble?â
The way she said it, it almost wasnât a question. It sounded flat, half an accusation.
âI was with Kara Danvers,â Kara was about to say, but the answer died on her lips, the lie too bitter to cross her tongue.
She was so sick of lying, and the reasons why she lied all seemed so⊠hollow, here, now, and Lena wasnât stupid. It was halfway there, Kara realized. She could see it in Lenaâs bewildered, quivering expression. The thought was there, half formed, and once the suspicion was formed, it was only a matter of time. Their friendship was built on pillars of sand and the tide was rolling in right now.
âItâs me, Lena,â Kara whispered.
Lenaâs eyes widened, as her nostrils briefly flared. Lena did not ask her to clarify, or explain. Her penetrating gaze merely searched, drinking in the details of Karaâs face in a way that made her feel both seen in a warm and comforting way and horribly exposed, the chill wind from the balcony door at her back. Yet the gaze was open, permissive. Kara noticed that one of her eyes was a little more blue than the other.
Rao, Lena was so pretty. She was beautiful, yes, in the austere almost untouchable way of a young powerful woman who weaponizes her looks, but that part of her was gone now, replaced by something open and vulnerable and soft, and usually reserved for Kara, not Supergirl.
Kara sat down in front of her, crossing her legs. She wanted to reach out and sooth the trembling she saw, her hand twitching of its own accord. Lena pulled the red fabric of her cape up and tucked it under her chin, making herself small.
âItâs you.â
âYeah.â
âYou caught me.â
âI always will.â
Lena closed her eyes. âIâm tired of falling. God Iâm so tired of it, I just want him to leave me alone.â
Anger flashes in Karaâs chest, sending a jolt of heat up her spine as the red-sun fire burned within her, begging for release. She kept her eyes tightly shut.
A soft cry opened them again. Lena was crying silently in the manner of one used to hiding it, her chest hitching as she held it back.
âIf it werenât for you Iâd be dead, Kara.â
âI wonât let that happen.â
Something tightened inside her, clutching so hard she could barely breathe. Watching Lena fall had been like⊠like looking over her shoulder and seeing the green flash. Kara had pinched her eyes shut and turned away, not watching the blast, screaming in agony when the blast wave tossed her pod, too afraid to watch her world die, unable to escape it. Sometimes that feeling would wash over her and tear her from the embrace of a dreamless sleep and sheâd scream.
A soft, cool hand brushed her cheek. Lena reached out from the blanket and pushed away the errant tear. Kara couldnât help herself, and returned the gesture. Lenaâs skin was so delightfully soft, and whenever Kara touched her, felt her, it gave air to something like hot coals in her belly, and theyâd threaten to become an unbound flame.
Something was happening here and she wasnât sure what it was, but it was important. Kara had a sudden sense that this moment was a real one, an important one, and that she had just started bumbling through a choice that needed her full attention.
Lena was watching her, her soft intelligent eyes darting. Her breathing had calmed but she was agitated, heartbeat too fast, heat bloom crawling across her skin as her face flushed. A deep, powerful part of Kara woke up at the sight of it, something that she would normally have disdained had she remained on Krypton, a part of her that she might even have hated.
Her hand was still resting gently on Lenaâs cheek. Lena met her gaze and shifted slightly, pressing a touch harder against Karaâs palm. It was an acknowledgement. It felt permissive, inviting. Lena tilted her expressions slightly and looked at Kara through her lashes.
She was scared, Kara realized. Scared but perhaps hopeful. Things began to swirl in her head. She could drown in the heady scent of an office full of flowers.
âYou just keep saving me,â Lena said.
Kara rose to her knees so she could lean in, arching over her. This need, this impulse, gripped it like a firm hand on the back of her neck. It felt so wrong, so human, so Terran, but she didnât care. For the first time she felt like doing this because she wanted it, not to make herself feel human or soothe some itch.
She hesitated every moment but Lenaâs gaze remained fixed, a faint smile curling her lips as Kara drew closer, sliding an arm under her shoulders, very carefully pulling her up.
âI thought you were hopeless after the thing with the flowers,â Lena whispered. âOr maybe just regrettably straight.â
Kara wanted this to be right. She nuzzled her nose against Lenaâs, one last tiny little request, and murmured, âis this okay?â
In response, Lena closed the gap and their lips met. Kara hadnât felt like this since the first time she stepped off the ground into the open air. This was better than flying. Lenaâs kiss was just so her, at once brash and hesitant, a question phrased as a declaration.
Before long Kara was holding her.
âI wonât let anyone hurt you. I wonât.â
Lena released herself; there was no other way to describe it. It was like their past hugs but more, Lena embracing Kara as though sheâd like to be absorbed by her.
âI know.â
In the morning sheâd pay Lex a visit. Sheâd talk to Alex and Jâonn, make it clear that if the DEO wanted a Kryptonian on speed dial, it was time to make her priorities their priorities, and the first thing she was going to do was tear Cadmus out of their hiding places by the root.
It wouldnât be enough to just hobble their operations, she wanted them gone. Supergirl would work in tandem with the Kara Danvers until Lex Luthor had no friends, no allies, no resources. Even the prison guard who smuggled him his caviar would learn that any largesse towards his prisoner would summon a furious Kryptonian.
She would call in every favor, seek every ally, use every resource.
Right now none of that mattered. Lena was safe, and she was in Karaâs arms.
#supercorp#supergirl fanfiction#supergirl#supercorp fanfic#lena luthor#kara danvers#kara x lena#karlena#supergirl fanfic#ficlet#love confession#supercorp first kiss#supergirl 2x15#yet another love confession#yet another first kiss#Kara has lost so much#there is no heterosexual explanation for filling another womanâs office with flowers#Lena Luthor is gay#Kara struggles with internalized homophobia#Krypton was not accepting#Lena always knew Kara was supergirl#softcorp#kara has soft top energy#Kara has those gentle daddy vibes#get yourself a girl that looks at you like Lena looks at Kara#then scoop her up#Lena secretly loves being carried around#rescues are hot but traumatic#kisscorp#cuddlecorp
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BAND OF BROTHERS: EPISODE ONE + my favorite closeup shots
#bill guarnere#dick winters#carwood lipton#george luz#joe toye#luztoye#lewis nixon#donald hoobler#harry welsh#band of brothers#mine: gifs#did i need to include 10? no#but i love each of these and here's why#1 bc he's so absurdly cute and happy and carefree here it makes my heart melt#2 bc you can him trying so hard to keep his face neutral with sobel when he says 'what infractions sir?' and sobel says 'find some'#3 bc i could watch it all day... how does Lipton look so hot just moving his face like that???#4 bc there's no heterosexual explanation for this scene and i love these two being sexy goofballs together#5 bc it's the moment that almost single-handedly made Toye one of my earliest fave characters#6 bc that is literally Nix's expression when he sees Dick smiling tenderly at him... enough said#7 bc the early foreshadowing kills me UGHHH#8 bc he's pretty and glowing and there's that glimmer of mischief in his eyes#9 bc Harry is my most precious beloved wifeguy and goddamn what a smile#10 bc god it breaks my heart every time
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THE????? HAND???? PLACEMENT????
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#kathryn hahn#jac schaeffer#these bitches gay#there is no heterosexual explanation for this#lesbianism#Jac needs to get in like#Someone on twitter said if we don't get an agathario kiss it's because jac wants Kathryn lmaoo#lesbians are winning#girl kisser
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David and his fabulously pink nails at the opening night of Mean Girls at the Savoy Theatre tonight.
#david tennant#soft scottish hipster gigolo#mean girls#savoy theatre#he actually made fetch happen#there is no heterosexual explanation for this#also all of this is somehow funnier knowing that Michael dated Rachel McAdams#love this so much#the nonbinary pin + the nail polish does not feel like an accident#he likes to be pretty and we like to see him being pretty#but i love that he is slowly telling us who he is#and we can see the change in him on the inside and outside#let people be who they are#happy pride month indeed#amazing
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new romance anime just dropped
#sketch#procreate#work in progress#bang brave bang bravern#yuuki bakuhatsu bang bravern#i love him sm#just like how he loves isami#i need them to make out right now#there is no heterosexual explanation for crying out isamiâs name while getting your ass handed to you
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Youâre way hotter than doll anyways
#murder drones#murder drones v#murder drones lizzy#vizzy#serial designation v#no heterosexual explanation for that statement lizzy#i needed some yuri#also#Iâd like to formally apologize as this is the first time Iâve drawn v#should have drawn her sooner
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Been rewatching young justice (again) and I think we as a people do not talk enough about whatever the FUCK Bart and Jaime got going on in season 2 and that is just criminal to me
#maybe cuz Iâm older watching it now but COME ON#there canât be a heterosexual explanation for this can there??#like goddam yall need to tone it down#not really but yk what I mean#blue pulse nation WHERE ARE YOU?#is anyone still out there#young justice cartoon#yj season 2#bart allen#dc impulse#jaime reyes#blue beetle#bluepulse
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(Edited to add: not an actual quote from Michael Sheen - this is a meme)
#like the ALT image description says this is a random tumblr excerpt not a quote from Michael Sheen#incorrect quotes#Iâm suggesting we take Michael Sheen at his word and actions#someone doesnât have to come out and say I am X identity in order to be or be seen as that identity#he has talked about his crushes on other men quite a few times#as recently as The Assembly interview#Iâm queer#and nonbinary#and compulsory cishet assumptions are harmful#cishetnormativity isnât ok#there is no heterosexual explanation#for Michael Sheen#and we love him for it#good omens#good omens 2#aziraphale#michael sheen#michael fucking sheen#welsh seduction machine#where there's a will there's a wake#podcast#queer
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN âwait, this isnât my bedroom?â WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THAT VIKTOR
#i see the logic somewhere but#thereâs still no heterosexual explanation for sneaking ANYWHERE like that with another man in the middle of the night#jayvik#arcane viktor#arcane
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Why do people think Adrien was jealous of Luka in Frozer when Luka wooed Marinette by taking control of the situation by calming her down and tying her skates for her and then sweeping her off her feet when AFTERWARDS Adrien immediately goes to Kagami awkwardly and silently asking her to tie HIS skates???
Adrien wants to be swept off his feet and be cherished by Luka. In this essay Iâ
#Then the no-heterosexual-explanation-available scene of lukadrien being shoved aside so Kagami can help a fallen marinette up from the ice#âThe ice queen???â To Ladyice having a tiara like a princess#Miraculous ladybug#marinette dupain cheng#Adrien agrest#cat noir#chat noir#kagami tsurugi#ryuko#luka couffaine#viperion#lukadrien#marigami
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Sometimes I just glance at the Supernatural tag and see some quote or line from the show or gif that makes me go "oh, yâall got BAITED queerbaited, didn't you?" Like the level of psychic damage is somehow above and beyond the queerbaiting in Sherlock, which I didn't think was POSSIBLE
#destiel#supernatural#sherlock#bbc sherlock#johnlock#dean winchester#castiel novak#castiel#like these characters will literally say shit like âhe's the one human you loveâ or âwhen he first laid eyes on you he was damnedâ#and you expect me to believe that they aren't as derangedly devoted to each other as hannigram and the like#there is no heterosexual explanation for this#absolutely none
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