#like smeells

[kiwibirb1]

Okay but what about that icky new book smell?

[moonchild-in-blue]

sleepsona stuff i guess

something clicked for me last night and new pinterest album has been created. messy drafts that make little sense, need to sort out. posting here because why not, we're taking notes live lmao.

Lilac/amethyst/lavender colour with black ; nebulas and thunderstorms ; smeells sweet like lavender and honey? ; xxvii maybe ; luna moth wings shape but with butterfly coloration in purple/lilac - maybe as a cloak maybe fr ; dawn blue light hour / dusk ; fields of elation song ; gloves to protect skin??? ; horns ?? fangs ?? ; third eye or maybe 4 ; violin/cello ; sweet ; mask wings shape ; black lace and dresses ; purple eyes ; old vessel that gave up soul megara style poor baby she's ancient and sad ; sings but softly ; black sand beaches and pink/purple skies ; butterflies

what's her name? who knows, certainly not me - something cool, space inspired perhaps. or i can just be my usual unoriginal self and name yet another oc after a greek myth figure lmao. you'd be surprised how many of those i have lol

[zeherili-ankhein]

Suddenly the idea of Detective/Investigator Sirius Black came to my mind

No but he would literally rock this job

• he loves crosswords

So like he'd love stuffs related to clues and riddles and mysteries.

• he's a fricking dog

Smeelling power 10/10 helps in his investigations ALOT and nobody would know anything if he decides to follow someone.... Like who get's suspicious of a dog??

• he's highly intelligent AND kinda reckless

Literally this man was born to be a detective (well in my au atleast) he'd leave no opportunity to chase down the criminal or suspect EVER

Also there are plenty of points on why he should be a crime investigator or detection

That one good looking, sassy and witty detective YES YES YES YES

BUT ALSO WHAT IF

He has a rivals but sometimes teams up together kinda relationship with his detective brother Regulus???

That guy would have a whole wall dedicated to criminals and their info (ohh please we know he loves moodboards)

But also Regulus loses to Sirius most of the time, unless they are teaming up for the same thing ofcourse

FUCKKKK I NEED A FIC ON THIS

I think I might add some other characters to this au later too....

[jonahmagnus-research]

Jonah... I.miss yiu. So mjch. so so do much Jonah I wasnt you back... I keep tryubg to smeell you kn your things. Makes Mr feel like a dog. Nit touching spme or them thoggh I left tgem to Barnabas... your smell is wearint out km so sad. Inmiss you I miss you wgy is it so diffibt. I wasalways sad abouyt you alwsyd yours but nkw you're mije too snd I feel si much more devatsted. Mibe but not with me. Not wurh me. I cant be without you anymore I need you si bad. I love yku I lobr you I lovr uou want to sayvit to you out loud i want tonknow how it feels.... Sorry for writinh tl you like thie but I miss you

ps Barnabas said yu feel like a bad puppy ifs not true. Not true youtr thr best ouppy ever so sob good I live you

Yours forever Jonathan

Oh, love, I'm so—I'm so sorry. My darling Jonathan, I—it'll be alright. I'll make my way home to you, I swear it.

In regards to, ah, my smell—I understand. I'd be doing the same if I had anything of yours or Barnabas's, but unfortunately not. I... did leave some of my toiletries behind, though. I actually managed to find the exact same type here, which I'm grateful for. Minimising the change where I can.

I miss you too. I love you so much. So, so much.

And, ah, as for feeling bad—God, how could I not, when my absence devastates you like this?

[eulchu]

someone on my priv twt is subscribed and they said velvet said that the house smells like george, there's a bunch of lizards and skephalo have rooms next to each other

what does it mean thwt the house smells like george wait it smeells like georgr do u know how long it took the dteam to have a house that smelled like george😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[cokowiii]

IT SMELLS LIKE UPDOG

I CANT SMEELL

[tonguetyd]

Fmk: iii's checkered socks (they smell like feet ☺️), ii's drum stoll (it smeells like farts 😋), Adam's hat (it smells HEAVILY like sweat and a liiiitle bit like shampoo 🤭)

I don’t fuck with feet at ALL we are killing the socks. Rip checkered kings. You will be missed. And then likely replaced with the other dad socks that he seemed to like

I feel like…from a practical perspective fucking ii’s seat would be more difficul-well. Cuz like. I could shove a hat up there. But a seat would be. But I guess I could just like hu-I am going too far down the rabbit hole with this one

Fuck the seat marry the hat

[halflife2facts]

we introduced dr kleiner to jpop and it made him make a face like he smeelled a yucky smell

[symmrtry]

do i smeell like shit

[iqmmir]

Why does it smeell like cat food

[cheesymc]

one BIG THING about cheese that most people miss is that its purpose is not only to be eaten. i do not like to eat cheese. here are some other alternatives for etaing cheese:

*LOOK at cheese

*SMEELL at cheese

*Think at CHEESE

*SELL cheese (MORE MONEY FOR THE KILL MACHINE FUND

*kill the cheese

*cheese the people

*people the cheese

Okay

[kidfoundonstreets]

my room

soemhih smeells like choclate ❓

[ciderjacks]

my hands smeell like milk :(

[witchblade]

i  smeell like orange now

[scinciidae]

WHY AM I BEING YELLED AT FOR ASKING TO GO TO SUBWAY AFTER SCHOOL. I DONT HAVE MY FUCKING LUNCH SO IM ASKING TO GO GET LUNGH AFTER SCHOOL. WHY DOES MY BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING. I SORN FUCKJBG JNOW. I ASK HIM TO EMOTY TEH TRASH CAN FULL OF HIS DIRTY UNWRAPPED PADS THAT MAKE THE ENTIRE BATHROOM SMEELL LIKE MENSTRUATION AND I GET SCREAMED AT AND HE STARTS SAYING HE WILL KILL HIM SELF ANF IM SO SONE OM DO DONE.

[crystal-criminal]

sniff. sniiiiiffff.... i smeell..

homosexuality,

donr lie to me 😈😈

(i know the smell because i have memorized it from myself)

"I mean. I wasn't hidin' the fact I like both men and women."