#like since college

[dcxdpdabbles]

Jazz: What are you doing? Danny: I got bored waiting for you to finish your class, so I figured I might kill some time by offering my cleaning services to my fellow college students. Jazz: ....Danny, you don't go to Gotham U. Danny: I know, but someone left this table with the school's tablecloth out, and I had my tablet. People assumed I was with the college, but it's just dorm housekeeping, so it's no big deal. Tim: *Walking up* Hi, my brother Jason said you accepted dorm housekeeping requests? Danny: Sure do! Could you fill out this form with your information? Tim: *Taking tablet* Thanks. Are you the one who cleans the rooms? Danny: That's right! Tim: Interesting. Later Danny: What does it mean when one of the students asks for me to wear a maid outfit in the special requests section? Jazz: It means you have the chance to get that Drake-Wayne family money.

[stemmmm]

if you havent read my wife's gf fanfic WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!

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[julijbee]

in awe of the beauty of the world

[lemongrad]

I drive between Massachusetts and New York with some frequency, and not too long ago Connecticut put up a sign on I-84 south welcoming people to the state, and declaring it the "basketball capital of the world". This seemed a weird statement, as the Boston Celtics have the most championship titles in the NBA, and Springfield MA is the birthplace of basketball and home to the hall of fame, but whatever.

Driving back from New York today I noticed the "pizza capital of the united states" sign, and realized they are picking fights on purpose.

[doctorsiren]

Maybe you could call it Reunited Stans AU?

Also, how do you think the gravity falls locals would see those two? I think Ford would end up getting out of the cabin much more because of Stan. Maybe you could draw them going to town for drinks? I don't know.

I like to think the town locals would either be horrified of them and talk about them as cryptids in their own right, or just be annoyed by their shenanigans

I just remembered they’d be in their early 20s when coming to Gravity Falls haha

But yes they’d definitely start out as “those weird twins that live in the forest” but once Stanley starts feeling like he’s actually safe from that old life Ford pulled him out of, he starts going into the town, which then leads to him dragging Ford along

It’s probably a mix of both, where the town sees them as those odd guys and then also get annoyed by what they do, but also I think they’d think of them as a new endearing staple of their town once the whole “newcomer / stranger” title fades from them. It’d be sort of the same way Stan is in canon with the Mystery Shack, where even though people find him annoying, they also always come to the events.

Also Stanley 😭 your brother does not wanna be in that bar, let him go do nerd things

[3-aem]

why is part of me still waiting for gojo like a war widow who received the news and just pretended not to

[t-a-c]

the Touhou fandom won't stop creating new memes. TF2 is one of the most active games on Steam. Scott Pilgrim is one of the big trending things. people can't get enough of the cute guitar girl anime 2009 is eternal

[cubbihue]

Did Peri tell Timmy that he was planning to become a Fairy Godparent/that he was assigned a godkid? When we first see the fam reunite in the series, Cosmo and Wanda didn't seem to know.

Timmy had known Peri might pursue becoming a godparent, because Peri had consulted with him about career tracks!! And like. Being the only one invited to Peri's college graduation tends to give Timmy more insight than his parents. Special older brother privileges.

As for being assigned a Godkid, Timmy sorta... Stumbled into it. He found out long before Peri was told he had been given an assignment!

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[tea-cat-arts]

Shen Yuan getting transported into pidw isn't "the system punishing him for being a lazy internet hater," but instead representative of "step 1 of the creative process: getting so mad at something you decide to go write your own fucking book" in this essay I will

[wodimewoahtime]

hey till...... don't you have just a little too much tsundere "i'm not gay" yaoi protag power???? why are you attracting these guys like a hamster to the shredder

[puppyeared]

au where asriel comes home early

[bizarrelittlemew]

calling it right now that season 3 starts like this

[bluerosefox]

"Daddy! Mommy's is having Ellie!"

Everyone in the Batfam knows Jason keeps secrets.

Secrets he'd take to his grave a second time if he had to.

But to think one of those secrets would be about the fact he had a secret family.

And the only reason the Batfam found out was because apparently their secret (grand)daughter/sister-in-law Jazz/Jasmine was in labor and their (great)grandson/nephews Danny (Daniel) and Dan (Dante) called him while on a Red Hood job with the rest of the Batfam to panicky tell him their baby sister Ellie was on the way early.

Red Hood books it away from the fam to his bike while asking to put Kori or Roy on the phone.

Oh boy.

[robo-milky]

Daydreaming or reminiscing fondly~?

Srry guys, I’m just finding Rollo and Cloche’ dynamic so much more entertaining atm- I just think it’d be so funny if NBC! Cloche did end up with a mini crush on Rollo (following the NBC Rollo simp train).

Extras! *Don’t think I’ll ever finish the second one tbh

[surreal-duck]

some business to take care of

[tapakah0]