Lily, Remus and Pandora Headcanons (ridiculously long list)
they're my blorbos i would give my life for them. i project a lot onto remus and lily, so if anything is wildly out of character it's probably that
Lily
very kindhearted but also sarcasm queen
burnt out
Academic validation > real sense of self worth
needs external validation (no this is not healthy she's working on it)
better at potions than snivellus and he hates it hehehe
average at „regular“ magic (spells etc) but exceptional at „scienc-y magic“ (potions, arithmancy, astronomy, herbology etc) bc she's just that cool
plant mom (also green plants > flowers)
actually a rulebreaker, she’s just too smart to get caught
struggles to feel like she belongs: witch in the muggle world, muggle in the wizard world
study buddies to best friends with Remus
fav colours sage green and lavender
sorting hat couldn’t decide between gryffindor and ravenclaw at first
never involved in any drama but knows all about it
everyone is very surprised whenever she swears but she actually swears a lot
tells Pandora about the greek pandora myth and thinks that that's flirting
lotssssss of freckles
curvy/chubby
she is so sleep deprived
sneaks into the library at night (oh wherever could the sleep deprivation come from i have no idea)
loves christmas season (decorating, baking, cheesy movies, music, buying gifts for friends etc., not the christian part)
stress-bakes but can't even cook spaghetti without burning down the kitchen (baking is just different than cooking for her)
constantly apologizes for everything
smokes occasionally and always swears it's the last time (it’s not)
actually not that short but looks very short next to remus and pandora
abba fan (unironically) and always tries to get sirius to dress up as abba with her, remus and pandora (she already coerced persuaded them) for halloween
soft but wouldn't hesitate to kill for the ppl she loves
would love penelope scott if she was a modern teen bc i say so
first one to notice remus has a crush on sirius and vice versa
last one to notice she has a crush on pandora and vice versa
reminds others to drink/eat/sleep/dress warm enough but often doesn't herself bc she feels like she 'doesn't deserve it' :((
kind of a people-pleaser but remus is helping her to stop
so afraid of failure she sometimes doesn’t even try
Remus
doesn't cry (not on purpose he just suppressed his emotions for so long he literally can't cry anymore unless he has a full on mental breakdown)
caffeine addiction
won’t drink anything that isn't hot (eg coffee and tea, but also just hot water)
covers up his intense self hatred with jokes (not self deprecating but like joking about being perfect and stuff, idk how to explain it it's mostly me projecting bc i do that lmao)
very sarcastic and can come off as harsh
actually very nice and non-judgmental
chocolate >>>>>
never involved in any drama but wants to know all about it (Lily is his main source of information)
swears a lot
teachers think he’s very responsible but he just doesn’t get caught being irresponsible
smokes too much
thought the sorting head made a mistake by sorting him into gryffindor at first and still feels insecure about it all through his hogwarts years
patronus is a big black dog(sdfghjk)
very very tall but like kind of lanky
lots of scars obv
Sirius had to ask him out (and later propose to him sdfghjdfs) bc he had too much self doubt/hatred and thought Sirius would never want to be with him :(( (He did. Sirius very much wanted to be with him. Very much.)
top tier insomniac (lily makes sleep droughts for him tho)
lily taught him how to bake and now he loves it and is getting quite good at it
corrects people's grammar
knows every single abba lyric bc of lily
david bowie fan
constantly third-wheeling pandora and lily
hits/breaks things when angry, sometimes hits himself but never others
so afraid of rejection he ends up pushing ppl away (they can’t leave you if you don’t let them close in the first place) (his only close friends still are James, Sirius, Peter and Lily, but it took so long for him to let especially Lily close. Pandora still isn’t quite there even tho they are def very good friends)
Pandora
very smart but only does anything at all if she likes the class/thinks it makes sense to have the class
only follows rules she thinks make sense and most teachers just gave up trying to do something about it
experiments with magic a lot
has scars from said experiments
also random bruises and scratches of unknown origin
wears large quantities of jewellery (piercings, earrings, necklaces, bracelets, beads etc in her butterfly locs)
homemade jewellery >>>>>
cannot flirt to save her life
eyeliner.
absolutely in love with lily’s brain
doesn’t drink caffeine
her maiden name is lovegood and both lily and her become lovegood-evans later bc in my brain they marry
just wanders around sometimes (excuses it with saying she sleepwalks if she gets caught past curfew)
t a l l
the sorting head barely touched her head before sorting her into ravenclaw
patronus is an octopus bc it's very intelligent but often seen as 'weird'
fav flower is the lily of the valley (sfdghjk)
knits (she knits sweaters and scarfs for lily <3)
is like the only one in this trio that actually feels pretty good about herself
although she does realize ppl tend to see her as 'weird' she just kind of accepted it? like, yeah, other ppl can be close-minded but she knows that and doesn't let it define her; as long as she's happy and doesn't hurt ppl it's all good for her
exclusively drinks sparkling water and jasmine tea
hates the feeling of brushing her teeth and is always working on spells/potions(with lily sdfghjdfs) that clean her teeth for her
would definitely also love penelope scott if she was a modern teen
loves pastries and other little baked goods
literally doesn't get cold
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retroactively caveating this: if we're mostly/p much only internet friends, the dynamic is so entirely different that none of this really applies. i'm talking ppl i've known almost my whole life, and/or ppl i know irl and would be meeting w in person if not for ongoing covid.
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sitting here thinking
realizing some things
previously it felt like the tiny number of friends i had/have were only ever interested in using me for their needs and purposes
previous friend group was always talking about everyone else's problems--for hours, days, weeks on end. nothing ever changing.
when i brought my stuff up it halted the entire conversation
i would complain and get nothing in response.
someone else in the group would, out of the blue, make a big request or set a big boundary and it was no problem
but my small requests, discomforts, and boundaries were always treated as Too Much.
and previously i've always thought--it's partly my fault, partly the fault of all friends i've had, that friends always relied on me and sought my advice and instruction and wanted me to do things for them, but didn't ever want to do things for me.
but i'm also realizing now--
well i mean i sort of have always known as well, but in general people. don't take an interest in the things i'm interested in. they don't want to hear about it or listen to me talk abt it.
my mom is the only person who puts up with my infodumping, and she does her Mom's Best. most of the time i don't feel awful. when i try to stop talking bc i feel annoying sometimes she'll ask a question to keep me talking.
haha okay i'm just crying now??? idk.
anyway. it's nice. i still feel deeply annoying. and it's not bc she treats me that way in those moments, it's bc i know she's not truly interested, and also bc at other times, when she's angry or hurt or triggered by something, her resentment towards me comes out. and so when she's being nice abt my special interests and infodumping, i guess part of me is like. she's being nice, but she's just being nice. bc she loves me and cares abt me. but it is. a kind of emotional chore.
so anyway there's that detour.
point being all those posts online "i love when people infodump at me i love seeing how happy and excited they are i love learning new things"
WHERE ARE YOU FUCKING PEOPLE?! I'VE NEVER MET ONE OF YOU. EVER. IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
okay another detour over, sorry.
i'm just now thinking. about friends and friendship again.
i get mad when i can help someone and they don't tell me or ask me. or they don't even give me a chance.
i get MAD. i get so panicked and hurt and upset and confused. idk how to describe the feeling. it's. Big.
it's just Big and Loud and Intense.
when i can help someone and they don't let me know they need help, or they refuse my help when i offer, or they don't ask and i have to come in media res to help out after they've already hurt themselves or overextended themselves, when i could be there for someone and they don't reach out.
i get. That Really Big Feeling. and it's bad and i don't like it.
and i'm frustrated and thinking bc like. part of me is someone who can't handle not being able to help people.
i am disabled and poor and my various abilities are very limited. i cannot do a lot of things that would help a lot of people.
it crushes me. i don't like that feeling. nobody does.
and i care so so so deeply abt the ppl i love.
and--
and we're back to this bit where i don't allow myself to get invested in friends and relationships bc again, i've always been Too Much for ppl.
if i msg too often, ask too many things, open up too much, want to hang out too often, want to share everything w them and be close and. it's Too Much.
and being a queer kid, i couldn't be clingy and huggy w my friends bc it was seen as creepy and gay.
i just. didn't get to hug anyone v much. i had to hide and suppress a lot of my affection. both bc i'm queer and autistic, so it always read as Too Much and Weird.
and it's just very weird to go through life most of the time feeling next to nothing abt other people. bc i've shut that off. and if i turned it on and allowed myself to feel i'd just be a mess, constantly, all the time.
bc if i feel those things then it makes it even harder to deal with what got me Thinking in the first place--
that i'm not a priority in any of my friends' lives.
and it's weird and shitty this time bc now, for several months, i am not even the person that any of them turn to first for help.
so my ONE way to be in contact w friends & feel helpful? is not available to me bc i am not a priority--and i'm not in their list of first responders.
i am not number one. i am not anywhere in the top five.
i'm someone they occasionally think about. or only think about in a certain capacity.
mainly, rn, their DM. or the person who offers compliments. or the person who spams the discord like an annoying bastard w stupid things that no one gives a single solitary FUCK about, and so they ignore.
so it's the double whammy
i don't even get to FEEL something about them ~only using me for advice and support~ and never engaging w my interests or offering to support me
bc they're not even asking me for advice or support
and i'm just realizing how little i matter
and how many other people they have who are more immediate, more important, closer to them--who they just plain like more
and i have no way of finding any other friends
and i'm sort of spiraling
i thought i had. The Friend Group. like i was set. i was so excited and--looking back. ha.
part of what began to drive the stake between us was my Too Muchness.
apart from some red flags i was ignoring, it seemed like we were all in for each other. there were so many things we wanted to do! plans we were making!
we went on a vacation together, which was HUGE for me, w my overwhelming fear of road trips (hard to explain, not what immediately comes to mind), general anxiety abt being away from home, and lack of Comfort around ppl other than my mom. and i thought it went really well! it seemed like it!
but then i went to grad school and they thought i was an elitist traitor or something? that i thought i was better than them? i literally don't know bc they never told me or admitted to any of their actions or feelings so i've been left to guesswork to fill in the blanks.
but the other part of it was--
i so wanted. to do all those things with them. they were a top priority for me. they were involved in the way i was planning literally the future, years out ahead in my life. that's how i was thinking abt my future. with them in it.
and i just remember one time we went out to eat (which they forced me to do even though i fucking hated it and just wanted to hang out with them and not spend money or be around other loud people) and at that time they revealed that they had plans to move in together (three of them) and they hadn't told me but they'd told the friend in virginia.
they talked abt being concerned abt that friend in virginia--but not me, off in minnesota.
and they mentioned a summer vacation. and i said oh wow that sounds awesome, i love that place. do you think we could do another trip like last time? would that be possible? or maybe just one like it some other time?
and i was so excited and enthused abt it. ME! EXCITED ABT VACATIONING W PEOPLE OTHER THAN MY FAMILY!
and looking back i can see how offput they were (mainly one of them) w that suggestion. they found it distasteful and were humoring me.
of course, covid hit and everything fell apart, so it never happened. lucky them. they went on many trips together after that. i know bc i haven't unfollowed or blocked all of them on social media. they're not often on it so it doesn't matter too much.
but they've posted abt their other trips together.
including one BEFORE i had "left the group" that they just. didn't tell or ask me about.
but i was Too Much for them.
despite everything--despite putting up with their treatment of me and not even noticing it was wrong or bad--i was so excited to just spend more time w them and build my future plans involving and around them.
and even though THEY were the ones that started it...
me doing it was Too Much.
and now i have this group
and the group has splintered bc three of them roomed together and it went Very Weird
and now there's literal hatred and animosity btwn a couple of them
which has meant that for the first few miss frizzle games, all i got hanging w the ones i'm closer to afterwards was just an endless stream of angry complaints abt the other players--
even when i thought everything was fine and had gone well.
yes, even i get frustrated w those two players sometimes. but this last session went really well and the story's picking up and i'm excited for it. and i just--the things that have made me frustrated. i've gotten over. or i've said something in a funny way to make the complaint/dislike clear so we can laugh abt it and move on and it won't get repeated. and it's worked.
but i'm just.
it used to be that we could all chat in the discord sometimes
then that group fell apart
and then 3 of them were like "hey let's make our own server and hang out there"
and it was good for a while
and now it's radio silent, same as before
a few memes or tiktoks
but i'm the one in there most of the time
trying to start conversations and share things
and getting no response
and they're all going through shit, i know
but only loosely
because none of them fucking talk to me
i was called a best friend by one of them and now i'm not even on the list of ppl to inform abt her life. to complain to. to chat w. for months now.
and honestly i'm just so sad and tired and lonely over never having any responses to anything i put in the discord that i just--
i know they're all tired and overwhelmed. i know.
so i don't reach out asking abt that stuff.
if they wanted to complain to me or get my support, they would ask.
and i know that bc that's how it's been in the past.
but they're all in their own spaces and places w their own ppl who are. more enmeshed in their lives. more important. more everything.
and i'm just the annoying shithead who's like 5-6 years older than them just posting stupid shit in the discord for them to ignore.
and one of them bailed 15 mins before our miss frizzle game this past sunday, after having told me they could come and play. i also had set the expectation that ppl tell me if they can't make it w a few days' heads up, bc i need to be able to prepare. we could survive a couple ppl missing a class/game session here or there, it would be okay. and obviously shit happens last minute, so that's fine.
and i absolutely understand that they're going through the Pits of Depression Hell, rn.
but i only get it vaguely bc they don't talk to me. i am not an important or close friend.
i'm not saying that to insult them or myself. it's just true. i am not an important or close friend, for them.
but i asked them--on the off chance--if they might want to sit in on the session, since this "class" was going to be two gaming sessions, and if they could make it to the next one, i'd want them to know what was going on or lemme know any choices they made.
and i said either way, we'd just retcon that their character was there, no problem.
their response sounded. so fucking mad at me. "god i'm fucking sorry i went back to sleep. he's [the PC] basically plant life it's fine"
i didn't say
"hey fuck you for not showing up"
i asked if they'd wanna sit in the group and observe
partly bc sometimes sleeping curled up in a depression pit makes things worse, and partly just so it was easier for them to rejoin in the next session.
bc like. reading an entire game session summary is also a lot. and these players. have a hard time reading ANYTHING i send them. they do it. they manage it. just enough. oddly, the players i anticipated having the most trouble w that are the ones doing the best--my expectations have been flipped.
but i figured sitting in the zoom room might be vaguely entertaining background noise (w camera & mic off!) and they could pick up next session easier, and maybe being around ppl they generally like would be a little bit of a pickmeup.
but instead my question/offer was seen as. angry? needling? judgmental? idfk.
my response was me pretending nothing was wrong bc they had voiced nothing to indicate that anything WAS wrong, and i'm having to work on not interpreting things from ppl when they haven't communicated anything to me. if someone is upset w me or if i hurt them, they HAVE TO TELL ME or i cannot do anything abt it. it's not fair to either of us to expect me to psychically divine every time something is wrong.
and they responded in kind.
but i'm just like.
what the fuck?
you don't talk to me. you don't respond to anything i say. you said, before this campaign ever began, that you "just want a campaign that actually happens"
and then 15 mins before the game you bail--when i have to calculate and balance encounters for a certain number of players AHEAD OF TIME. when i have to spent a lot of time preparing roleplay scenes and information to give your character.
so i'm kind of scrambling, yeah, and hoping that maybe you'll sit in on the session--NOT PLAY! NOT TALK! NOT ANYTHING TO DO WITH PARTICIPATING AT ALL SOCIALLY OR IN THE GAME!--so that it's easier for BOTH OF US to prepare for the next session
because now i have to type up a whole game summary to fill them in on what they missed
assuming, of course, that they don't bail on the next game 15 mins beforehand
i just. i understand that things happened.
but i quite literally went into the discord w just the 3 of them who were like "let's all be friends in here!" and then proceeded to fucking ignore me
and i said basically--
'hey what's the vibe? how are y'all feeling abt the campaign and playing in it, rn? bc i'd be fine hitting pause until y'all felt more ready to participate. we could do oneshots and jackbox game sessions, instead, for a few weeks or a couple months, and then jump right back in. bc i have this campaign literally outlined through to the end, so we WILL complete it. we're NOT bailing on it. lol but we could hit pause if need be. bc this game is a lot of work, and i want y'all to be there in such a way that you can enjoy it. i don't want y'all to miss out or not be present mind-wise. so if we need to hit pause, let's do that.'
and to be clear, no one had communicated ANYTHING to me.
but that was sort of the point.
radio silence.
how am i supposed to interpret that? what am i supposed to do with that, except infer that i should ask them how things are going?
they won't talk to me about their lives, maybe they'll fucking talk to me about this game that THEY wanted to happen. that THEY are invested in. that THEY requested have a large, overarching story and lots of roleplay.
no one directly engaged w anything i said. they both responded abt the upcoming game, and that was it. said they'd check in by friday.
i had to remind them and ask explicitly to get a response friday at like 5 fucking pm
and if that doesn't say it all abt where their priorities are right now
which--
WOULD BE FUCKING FINE
IF THEY WOULD JUST FUCKING TALK TO ME
but they don't and won't.
and here i sit capable of only feeling so many emotions.
if they're (the one who responded as such above) mad at me for being too "businesslike" abt the game, despite me not being a dick abt it and saying it was fine either way, then i'm sorry
but maybe try actually fucking talking to me AT ALL abt ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE GAME so that way it actually feels like maybe we're friends
instead of me being an unpaid DM doing a LOT of fucking work for a group of people who don't particularly care abt me or my wellbeing or the work i'm putting in
and who have lives and friends and family and other shit that's infinitely more important than me
and to circle back around, part of the reason i was so. baffled and confused--and i didn't even have the space or capacity to process and feel that at first--by the angry response to my offer/question
is because
if it's that bad
why are you isolating away from me?
i can't DO anything for you if you don't talk to me! if you don't fucking say anything!
i'm trying to reach out these stupid little branches for fun little moments of conversation and goofiness and what have you
and just. no takers. no response. no nothing.
and idk what their life is like bc they don't talk to me.
none of the three really talk to me.
and forget the other three players, i NEVER talk to them. i am just someone who DMs for them.
they don't ask abt my life or anything. we don't talk abt it.
i don't have a friend group.
i have a group of people, half of whom claim that i am their friend and do nothing to demonstrate it, that i DM for and work my ass of for, and i get nothing in return.
i just wanted them to have fun.
and this last session went so well
but that's it. that's all the time i have to talk to these ppl.
my requests that we hang out more--forgotten for weeks, so i don't bring it up again. bc i have ALWAYS been the one asking.
only to find out, every time throughout my life, that they were all hanging out without me anyway. that i'm just annoying.
i'm Too Much. they don't like me. they don't want me.
and when they do, it's just for advice or support or to use me for something, like DMing.
that's it.
and when we talk abt the game i get excited bc i work so hard on it and i care abt it so much and this is my FIRST TIME EVER DMing for a longform campaign
i have so many hundreds of pages written, so many maps made, so many characters and plots and stories to keep track of
because they asked me to
an option for this campaign was for it to be a monster of the week type thing. no overarching plot. no outer worlds. just a new class each week, everything's fine, then the class ends, end of campaign.
but they wanted an overarching story. and i made it. really big. and, i hope, really cool. really interesting and exciting to try and figure out. something that they'll have fun pulling apart, that will be compelling when it's revealed--all of its itinerant pieces revealed and explained, one by one, over the course of the campaign.
and i just.
want friends.
period.
but also, friends with whom i can get really excited abt this campaign.
and i offered to pause the campaign so everyone could rejoin properly.
and so far the one who bailed 15 mins before--btw, going through diff med changes which are ALWAYS difficult, and didn't fucking think to tell me until i'd had to explicitly ask abt attendance and scheduling like a fucking pain in the ass HR manager or teacher scolding them--has said nothing abt it.
bc they just don't fucking talk to me.
but clearly they need the time as well
and what, they think that despite the fact that i have the entire campaign outlined, that i'll bail on it?
meanwhile the three i was worried abt bailing on the game are fully in, and the three who claimed to be completely in and want this most are not able to be in it, right now. and won't communicate that to me.
i mean to be fair it's really only two of them at the moment.
but now i'm just going down this whole again where i get worked up about the campaign.
but i'm just. realizing. that part of the anger and frustration--which i have to emphasize is not AT any of them--is bc.
they don't need/want me as a friend.
i am not important outside of the game.
and now the game is not even in their top 5 priorities--and i understand why.
but now it's like
they don't ask me for help or support
they don't care abt the things i say
they don't want to have fun conversations or times with me
and they can't be there for this game that i am working so fucking hard on for them
i am making this game for them.
it's really, REALLY hard for my brain to do this. i can't judge if i'm saying too much or not enough. if i'm making something disappointing and boring. i can't tell if they're actually enjoying it, or if the few of them who say "that was fun, thanks, beck!" are humoring me or if they really mean it.
i can't tell if this is exciting and cool. if they like the NPCs. if they like the other PCs and the roleplaying. if they see the mystery. if they're invested.
i can't tell.
and i get little hints that, maybe they are?
and so i worry i'm just in my head abt this, that i'm making this game for me.
i want to have fun, too.
but all of the things i'm doing--i'm doing bc they asked me to.
i offered a miss frizzle game.
i decided i needed to make the world for it.
i asked them what they wanted from the game
and after a lot of fucking pestering they FINALLY told me what they wanted (bc it took them forever to fill out a 4 question survey where the answer could be "nope i'm good!" to basically all the fucking questions, takes 5 mins at most)
and i took that to heart
and i built a world and a plan and a campaign around that
i worked to find ways to connect everything to each of their characters
i've put so much into this
and i'm just
feeling really confused and conflicted
bc no one wants me.
they maybe want me as a DM. maybe.
and that requires. so much work on my part.
and i don't get. any actual friendship from them.
i don't even get to help them with their problems or talk to them abt stuff. i don't even get that anymore.
i feel annoying trying to talk abt the game between sessions. like i'm annoying all of them.
and i just--
this is part of why i resent being told to reach out and be interested in other people
they find me annoying and creepy and Too Much
bc i love other people
as much as i say i hate them
i hate them bc they hate me
i wanted to just read my book and go to fucking sleep early tonight and instead i've been sitting here for an hour crying and typing this up.
and for what?
it changes nothing.
and then fuck me, too, for the times when i'm too tired to want to be engage in a full conversation.
or i'm wary of replying too quickly to something bc what if i'm being annoying or overwhelming?
worrying with every message i send that i've done something wrong. bc isn't that always the case?
and so i want to respond when i feel good enough to respond w the right tone and it's not forced or fake.
bc i guess i'm still trying to perform the interesting agreeable cool funny friend
even talking abt problems i don't talk abt anything that someone can't relate to at all.
and things in my life are so nebulous and weird anyway.
no one could "offer support", right, so why do i even want or miss it?
it's just stupid. i'm tired of being 28 fucking years old and still having to deal with shit like this.
and all those "life gets better in your 30s"
do you SEE the world?
i'll be lucky if i even make it to 40.
not even by my own hand. just everything else.
"there's always time to start what you wanna do"
that's a nice sentiment. it's even true a lot of the time.
when there's not a pandemic. when you have money. and friends. and opportunities and options in front of you. and no disabilities.
i'm just being stupid and shitty and negative now.
but i sort of resent anything that makes me feel fulfilled or alive rn bc then the crash back to earth hurts even worse.
the absence of everything else the majority of the time feels even worse.
and i'm not going to talk to ANY of them abt this bc what would be the point?
they're not in a place to handle a conversation like that w any grace. i'm not even MAD at them! they haven't deliberately done anything wrong, they're just struggling! a lot!
and last time i tried to have a conversation abt things that i was worried abt or hurt by or just wanted to clear up, everything imploded around me and i ended up ghosted and abandoned and blamed for everything.
shit's already empty and absent enough without me throwing dynamite at it and making it worse.
it's just that normally the effort i put into a friendship is immaterial.
but now i'm DMing this game and the effort is very material.
and now i'm feeling it more accutely.
and i can't do anything abt it.
i just.
hanging out w friends makes me feel better. and i KNOW that's the case for most people.
and here i am, trying to make that happen in a low stakes way just talking in discord.
and still nothing.
just.
nothing.
i'm a bad person for trying. for asking. for wanting.
i can't help if i don't know, if they don't tell me.
but they don't want me to ask. bc they don't respond to anything i say, at this point.
enough to know they're alive. and that's abt it.
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