#like poor dieting

[jerrythebug]

POV you interrupted their date 😡💢 (they're still kinda shy about being seen together in public)

[makenna-made-this]

She won't listen to me no matter how much pleading or begging over the plight of the local amphibian population i do so i'm resorting to public shaming

[alistair-blackwood]

getting on my hands and knees and praying to have it confirmed that kabru is the type to get cold easily, so labru can additionally be "wears sandals in the snow" gay and "wears a sweater in july" gay

[tangledinink]

new gemini update was so good as always but I can't stop thinking:

big mama: there's nothing wrong with my sons

splinter: you fucked up two perfectly good kids is what you did. look at blue. he's got an eating disorder

wwhhhattttt? nooo, don't be silly. leo doesn't have an eating disorder.

leo and donnie have eating disorders--

[somecunttookmyurl]

oh i remember the saga of donut peeing on the bed every day for years :( is little man ok now?

he's been fine ever since i finally found a vet that would examine him and discovered he'd had a uti pretty much the whole time and by that point had urinary crystals that would have eventually killed him

same vet won't investigate siouxsie's chronic vomiting. go figure.

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

Since I do have it in Lilith's lore she was fed blood by Sanguinius, I am crossed between the choices before me. There's a bird and a bat way, and then there's the slightly more humane way of just Sanguinius just feeding her his own blood. I am crossed because I like to make Sanguinius just a tinge more animalistic at times, and by god do I love me some weird behaviors that shouldn't exist in humans which brings me to him quite literally regurgitating blood for her. It's entirely possible the Blood Angels french kiss to share blood with their less fortunate brothers, especially in say the Blood Drinkers chapter. However, Flamingos also regurgitate for their young. I know Sanguinius is more bird of prey then the brine shrimp eating Flamingo, but I'm like do I give him that horror? I mean if we go by vampire bats, mothers absolutely will feed their pups regurgitated blood, this behavior even seen in the father and older siblings; what I'm saying is that let's add a bit more Vampiric weirdness to Vampire Birb and let him regurgitate blood for his baby. To be fair vampire ground Finches exist, but their diet isn't entirely made up of blood, it's only in the dry season they do. However, the sight of Sanguinius regurgitating blood for Lilith, and then proceeding to be both concerned and confused over what the fuck he just did is beautiful and majestic. Also because we don't actually see too many vampiric headcanons for Sanguinius so I am giving the same method of feeding offspring as Vampire Bats do their pups.

[teddie-bear420]

Once a moth

Always a moth

[cyberdragoninfinity]

some various devious and scheming yugioh guys

[auntiejohn]

my kitten just climbed up the foot of my bed and under the covers to attack my feet that shit was terrifying💔

[bitchapalooza]

Don't mind me, just writing my new funniest part of my zosan fic lmao

[kittenofdoomage]

I haven't been very good at keeping to meals lately. I'm the type who will live off of sandwiches (I like tuna salad) and often I'm cooking two different meals for each of the tism folk in my house, so by the time I'm done feeding them, cooking is dull. Tonight, hubby cooked his and teen's dinner (as he cooks burgers better than me, apparently) so I am cooking myself and bruh some nice garlicky pork chops, with mashed potatoes, tenderstem broccoli, petis pois, and carrots. Can't wait to tell the ladies at the weight loss clinic about it.

Hoping they don't ask what I had for dinner the other six nights of the week bc it was sandwiches.

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

the. problem. with having a gallbladder that decided to make lots of little rocks instead of doing its job of cheerfully and quietly producing bile, is that you cannot have a lot of fat and you cannot have a lot of spice and you really shouldn’t have a lot of meat, which means you get absolutely zero enjoyment from food

[florallylly]

steve harrington who becomes vegetarian after getting turned into minced meat by the bats

eddie munson trying to introduce him to the famous munson chili and steve is worried bc chili is usually made with meat. but the famous munson chili was made on a budget and meat is expensive, so it's 80% beans

[p0is0n-is-th3-cur3]

I need more killjoys fics and headcanons about how they deal with basic normal stuff like periods or whatever. Like I doubt these desert gays have access to any regular products like tampons or pads, and like what would they use for cramping? It's not like they have Advil/Midol and a heating pad at their disposal whenever.

[shibotaibo]

Get to Know You/Catch Up Tag

Thank you for tagging me @edmunderson <333

Currently reading: Three different books! The Runes by Lisa Peschel, Nourishing Traditions by Sally Fallon, and Unlocking the Secrets of Chinese Fortune Telling by Lillian Too (I'm trying to make and understand Paht Chee charts for my OCs).

Last song listened to: Into the World (Instrumental) by Issei

Last series: Beastars 🦌♥🐺♥🐇

Last movie: Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (My brother's favorite)

Currently watching: Helluva Boss ✌ Rewatching now that s2 is done

Sweet/savoury/spicy: Savoury->Spicy->Sweet

Relationship status: Single 😒 Ready for marriage and kids though.

Favourite color: Brown or green

Current obsession: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Helluva Boss, Embroidery, and relentless self improvement.

Tea or coffee: Coffee! I have at least two a day. I love tea as well, but coffee has been my baby girl since high school.

Last thing googled: "Can goats asphyxiate on their own farts?"

Tagging @apricitasart @littleberrybat and anyone else who wants to do this <3

[james-p-sullivan]

i don’t know who needs to hear this but no, the candy bar you ate doesn’t cancel out the workout you just did