#like other nctzens

[sleepshow]

cause he's a clean fighter

[winwintea]

nctzens are so unserious istg

WHO PUT DOYOUNG

for context this is for like a subscriber special thing for my yt channel lol (subscribe.) but like IM SERIOUSWDSLDYE LAUGHING PLS

[hyuck-xix]

Okay, NCT 127 "Walk" mv first impressions:

The song itself is super fun, I like the fast tempo and Jaehyun's opening really started us off strong (it's crazy how he wasn't a rapper from the start, like he's so good at it??), followed by Mark who absolutely excels at this type of rap so it was great to see him do his thing. Also we got a Haechan rap! I definitely prefer Haechan as a vocalist but it's cool to see him branch out. I think it's smart of 127 to lean into a more retro hip hop sound when Taeyong isn't there. I'm not sure they could've pulled off something more risky and experimental without Taeyong...

I feel like the vocalists suffered a little bit, probably just because they didn't have much in their wheelhouse here. I felt a little bad for them. Jungwoo's ethereal voice just felt a bit out-of-place in this kind of song.

Music video-wise, I liked the concept and cinematography/visual effects (although I did NOT need to see Mark's feet at the end!! 😩). Haechan in the construction site was adorable-- it reminded me of how he was in the lawn chair during football practice in "Broken Melodies". And I liked the flames on their shoes, what a fun visual. Mark and Taeil walking on the swimming pool was so fun.

I really don't love the outfits and styling (sorry). Johnny's hair has unfortunately *not* grown on me... The fashion feels a bit stale, not as cohesive and interesting as I had hoped. The only exceptions are Yuta's eyeglasses (very office siren of him lol) and Mark's little red and navy outfit which is the only one that feels real to me and not like a poorly-executed costume.

overall of 127's recent album title tracks I think I'd rank them:

1. Ay-yo

2. Fact Check

3. Walk

4. Sticker

5. Favorite

6. 2 Baddies

[taeraenini]

ppl who are hating on wish should obviously drop dead etc etc but i'm surprised anyone's surprised it's happening because that's just what nctzens do

[donghyuckkies]

yuta living his best l'arc en ciel fanboy life rn istg this song is soooooo inspired by mid 2000's jrock i'm obsessed

[babylion]

[starlightkun]

ayakashi

okay so i think a big part of why im finding it difficult to get back into writing for ayakashi is the elephant in the room: yukhei's character. i took my unexpected break kind of in the middle of when all of the stuff with him was happening, so i never really got a clear picture of it all. and since coming back, i can tell that nctzens haven't even come to a consensus on whether or not they still support him either. and then he's of course "on hiatus" in neopurgatory too, so...

anyway, i don't have a firm grasp on the situation, nor do i think i ever will. before i left i was debating retroactively swapping him out for sungchan (primarily to preserve the height, which is an integral part of the character).

i think that's still where i'm leaning towards, but if y'all have any feedback for me abt this, please lmk!!

[glowinthedarkjellyfish]

I volunteer as tribute

Bruce:

Dick:

Dick: what do you have in mind old man, you’re scaring me

Bruce: Wally has children.

Dick:

Dick: I am perfectly aware of that-

Bruce: three kids. Almost old as you were when you started crime fighting.

Dick:

Bruce: I want grandchildren Dick. I want you married. Barry has grandchildren, Diana had grandchildren, Oliver fuckin’ Queen has grandchildren. I better have them before Jon Kent marry.

Dick: Jesus Christ…

[rinatic]

I have some one-shots that I wrote in 2023 and haven't posted because I'm lame. Anyways, some are hot and some are just pure fluff. I'm just editing them to post them because I have to. Because you guys aren't only gonna witness ugly writing but loads of SMUT. I dunno what possessed me to write the smut i wrote and i definitely don't remember. But i was definitely on another level of horniness cuz looking back at what i wrote has me like 😨 I'm concerned lol but kinda like.. eeughh bro calm down I'm so done lol

[gomtangii]

oh my my my!

caleb x fem!reader wc: 1.027k (the nctzen in me is screaming) cw: minors and ageless dni, caleb is insane, cunnilingus, pet names (princess, pipsqeuak), caleb has endless stamina again, fat cock caleb, cock-drunk reader, mating press, slight breeding kink, p in v penetration, unprotected sex, unrealistic sex lol, i did not mean to write this much actually, not edited!

TIME: 11:12 PM LOCATION: SKYHAVEN, CALEB'S APARTMENT: LIVING ROOM

...what did he say? all you did was confront caleb about why the two of you haven't had sex yet, but what did he just say?

"my... penis... is too big." he mutters shyly, a blush spread across his cheeks and ears paired with an expression you've never seen on his face before. you stare at him, mouth agape. you take a moment to to process what he said before stifling a laugh, making caleb frown even more.

"that's it?"

"i'm being serious! i don't want to hurt you."

you smile at him with a sigh, a bit relieved that was his answer. you place a kiss on his cheek that he grumpily accepts, pulling you close to him.

"sounds like you're just going to have to do a better job at prepping me then," you smirk, a hint of mirth in your voice. the look in his eye changes, arousal pooling in his irises.

"is that a challenge, pipsqueak?" he cocks an eyebrow, pulling you closer to him by the waist, "i'm just not sure if you can handle it."

"is that a challenge?" you glare at him, suddenly feeling yourself get competitive too. it's not like you were going to lose, right?

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

TIME: 1:39 AM LOCATION: SKYHAVEN, CALEB'S APARTMENT: YOUR BEDROOM

you were, however, indeed losing.

you blink past the stars that caleb was making you see. it's been about 2 hours since he started eating you out, his licks and bites relentless. he gives one last harsh suck to your clit before pulling away, looking at the art he's created.

you're shaking, your pussy became puffy thanks to his ministrations, and there are countless bites and marks around your thighs.

"looks like you bit off more than you could chew, hm? princess?" he kisses your temple, caressing your hair and arms to calm you down from your nth orgasm.

"can... still take more..." you mumble, gripping onto his shirt, frustrated that he's still clothed while you were stripped naked. you feels his hands drag against your arms, your abdomen, before reaching just above your mound.

"you sure? we still got a bit more before you can actually fit me." he warns, his fingers dangerously close to your entrance. you nod, but he ignores it. "words, baby, need you to say it out loud for me."

"mm—" you moan, feeling his fingers graze your clit, "i... i can take it! just fuck me already!"

he plunges two fingers into you and you cum immediately, squirting onto his palm. his hands were big, you knew that, but they were reaching places you couldn't manage to touch yourself.

"fuck, you're so wet," he groans, sucking another mark onto your neck as he fucks his hand into you, "maybe i don't need to do this—maybe you can fit me like this."

he takes his fingers out and you whine, trying to pull him back in. he ignores you, using his other hand to hold both of your wrists above your head as he licks his essence off of his fingers, not wanting to waste a single drop.

he unbuckles his belt swiftly, letting his cock spring out, the tip angry and leaking with precum. it's drenched with its own cum because he couldn't hold back, your moans and whines were enough for him to climax without being touched—if only you knew the effect you had on him. he presses his cock against your entrance and you shudder at his size, suddenly unsure if you could really take it. you try to shy away, scooting your body away from him when he catches you, caging you in his arms as he pins you down.

"aw, don't tell me you're scared now?" he laughs, being uncharacteristically mean. he pushes the tip of his dick a bit further into you, slowly stretching you out with a groan.

"if you can't take it anymore, you just gotta say the word." you glare at him, yanking on his arm to pull his face closer to yours.

"i already said 'fuck me!'"

"as you wish," he smirks, "gotta give my girl what she wants, hm?"

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

TIME: 3:54 AM, YOU THINK. LOCATION: SKYHAVEN, YOU THINK. YOUR BEDROOM... YOU THINK.

you're on all fours, trying to get away from caleb as he pounds you mercilessly, his cum spilling out of your cunt and pooling onto the sheets. his cock is so, so big, you think you're cumming with every thrust, but you're not sure. you don't know how many times you've cum tonight, but you do know that he's made you pass out a few times.

"c-can't... can't..." you cry softly, the pleasure too much for your poor pussy to handle.

"say the word, then. then we'll be at 1 - 0." he taunts, "do you even remember the word, baby?"

you gulp down a sob, nodding while humming weakly as he slows down his thrusts to give you the chance to speak.

"i-i—" you stutter, your mind hazy with cock, "caleb—"

"my name isn't a safeword," he chuckles, "it's Linkon, okay?"

you nod and he smiles sweetly, kissing your forehead before tossing you onto your back, slowly pushing your thighs up and into a mating press.

"just a bit more," he kisses you again, starting up his thrusts once more, "just one more and then it'll be your win."

he resumes the pace he had before, the sound reverberating throughout the bedroom. it's almost animalistic, the marks and bites all over your body, the way your pussy can't even hold in his cum anymore—it's almost like he's trying to breed you, trying to make it stick. you cum weakly, squirting a bit as your eyes roll back. at this point, it's not just stars you're seeing, you can see the entire deepspace tunnel thanks to him. he feels the way your cunt convulses around him and he grunts, unable to stall any longer and he fills you up one last time. his cum floods your womb and spills out, only adding to the mess below you two.

"i guess it's 0 - 1 now. too bad i lost," he says with a smile.

oopsies... caleb u r my muse... also the safeword line has been all over my tl so i couldn't help but implement it! showed up at the perfect time :3

also i actually do not have any ideas on good safewords to use for the men... if yall wanna send some my way in my ask so i can use them in future fics !!!!!

[thesingingrevolution]

i went to the doctor and he told me my blood is green

[neo-shitty]

i wanted to be a golden age hater so bad…

[bamzies]

very useful things to script for your kpop drs cause goddamn

ৎ my mental health never gets affected in any way

ৎ our company gives us therapy / our company has a good therapist

ৎ my members are never affected by hate

ৎ our company doesn't put us on extreme diets/or any diets (if you script no weight gain)

ৎ we get along with our members / not co-worker relationship

ৎ we are never overworked and our schedules aren't too full all the time

ৎ members always in sync

ৎ always passionate / never lazy

ৎ we always get full nights rest

ৎ companies don't mistreat us/abuse us

ৎ we get along with staff and have a good professional bond with our staff

ৎ idols do not bully each other

ৎ members aren't attracted to my crushes/s.o

ৎ no drama with members

ৎ we don't always need to eat healthy (cus uh uh 😭)

ৎ our physical health is never put at risk

ৎ our fandom is not toxic or creepy

ৎ our fandom consists of mostly women (personal preference)

ৎ or none of the men in our fandom are weird and the women

ৎ older fans arent creepy (im talking like 30's 40's)

ৎ no saesangs

ৎ our fans aren't parasocial

ৎ each member is treated fairly and with respect

ৎ our company doesn't put us in debt/we dont have debt

ৎ our company lets us have freedom (dating, leaving the building/dorms etc)

ৎ no creepy staff

ৎ we are not underpaid/paid unfairly

ৎ shooting mvs is fun

ৎ our company covers up for us and defends us (dating, personal privacy etc not scandals)

ৎ we get creative freedom/our ideas get acknowledged

ৎ our company isn't shady !!!

ৎ world tours are actually world tours (as a south african stan)

ৎ no airport mobs

ৎ fans respect us/listen to us

ৎ we can connect with fans and not be parasocial

ৎ our fans make fire edits (AUGHHHH)

ৎ our fans do not ship us...(unless platonic)

ৎ fans aren't jealous rabid animals (male x female interactions for context)

ৎ we aren't forced to get surgery

ৎ even if we get surgery fans are supportive/aren't weird

ৎ k-netz are normal.

ৎ k-nez aren't no.1 priority

ৎ int fans are also taken into consideration (these are for seunghan)

ৎ variety shows are fun

ৎ variety show hosts aren't weird

ৎ we do NOT need to do aegyo (optional..)

ৎ armys/blinks/stays are normal

ৎ makeup is always done perfectly and suitable for your skintone

ৎ (for my black shifters) you can always wear your natural hair out and you can get a silk press that comes out perfectly

ৎ (for my black shifters) dye, straightening etc will not damage your hair (this can apply for all hair types actually) your hair is strong

ৎ our fans are funny

ৎ our fans aren't cringey

ৎ i genuinely care for my fans....

ৎ i'm not stuck up

ৎ im humble

ৎ our fans help other groups if they ever experience a black ocean (im looking at u czennie 😽)

ৎ script fandom friends ex: tokki, nctzen, onedoor etc (will help for backup 😭😭)

ৎ no stupid fanwars

ৎ you are _th gen it girl/boy

ৎ mc bank is fun and silly not memorized expressions and lines (from what ive heard from other shifters) you get to be yourself

ৎ male idols arent weird (female too but mostly men)

ৎ all male idols with sexual assault charges get death penalty (not just idols)

HAPPY SHIFTING 😸😸😸😸

do not !! copy my shit im watching you

[librarisxng]

SM is known to hold onto their artists during their scandals for as long as possible so for Taeil to be immediately kicked out of the group following the reports of him being involved in a horrible crime, the consequences must be very severe. while we don’t know the details of the crime, we could imagine they’re very extreme.

as a nctzen since 2016, I was disappointed and repulsed by the news of Taeil being involved in such crimes. I considered NCT my safe space and my form of escapism from reality for 8 years not knowing that one of the members was involved in crimes that harm women. never in my wildest dreams did I ever think an NCT member would be linked to a crime that harms their target demographic. it truly disgusts me thinking about how deeply involved he was in for him to be investigated by the police.

I hope fans who read this do not defend Taeil. he is a grown man who made the decision to be involved in a crime so horrific, I cannot and will never understand the people who would go out of their way to defend him. he needs to face the consequences for his crimes. victims of sx crimes have to live with the pain and trauma for the rest of their lives while perpetrators continue harming others. defending him just tells me you condone such behaviour, normalising the harm and ab*se of women. that needed to stop a long time ago and it needs to stop now.

men who involve themselves in sx crimes are one of the reasons why the world is a dangerous place for women. men like this are the reason we are afraid of men. men like this should not be able to walk freely and continue the cycle of harming others. men time and time again have proven that they’re trash.

please believe the victims. I hope they get all the justice they deserve and I hope they know we are here to support them.

[thesingingrevolution]

still pissed btw they didn’t even announce that winwin had left 127 the way they did for sungtaro leaving nct…. they just made him say that he wasn’t going to join simon says for music show promotions but still had him in 127 youtube contents and then when simon says era ended they never mentioned him again

[lulujeno]

seeing you use their merch

— nct dream ᡣ𐭩

cw : none! 100% fluff <3

a/n : gn reader as alwaysss <3 i have no more drafts after this so requests are opennnnn!! other than the whole ass sns au in there but i don't think it's leaving anytime soon HAHAHAH

mark:

sent you a selca of him on the plane so you sent one back

took him a while to notice that you were wearing his name around your neck

was down on his knees because that is his name on your neck!

tried to act cool ofc because he doesn't want to act like a fool in front of you

"yoooo is that a new necklace?"

couldn't stop thinking about it the whole plane ride

went directly to wherever you were because he couldn't wait anymore

can't stop smiling every time he remembers that you have his name basically on you

probably boasts about it to other members because he can't get over it

would ask if you're down to get couple rings next

also would make a promise that it'll be replaced with wedding rings in the future

both of you are equally down bad for each other tbh

renjun:

asked if you could come by practice with snacks and drinks

you agreed and just grabbed a random hoodie from your closet

it was the hoodie he designed for nctzens

first thing he noticed when you stepped in the room

couldn't focus because he was too busy looking at you

chenle and haechan teasing him for being whipped for you

every time you use the hoodie he will be taking hundreds of photos

i mean you are wearing one of his designs so you can't blame him

already has a few more designs ready because he loves seeing you wear what he creates

became your daily hoodie too since you know how much he loves seeing you in it

jeno:

came over to your place one day without giving you a heads up

smiled when he noticed you wearing his jersey

directly askes you how you got it without even saying hi or hello

your cheeks started heating up because you realised what you were wearing

kisses your forehead because of how cute you are

"don't be shy, it's just me"

you stopped wearing it since you felt embarrassed after getting caught

he asks about the jersey one day and said that he likes seeing you wear it

it makes his stomach turn in a good way

you wore it again the next day and he was sooooo happy

couldn't stop smiling because of how good the jersey looks on you

"you look so perfect in my jersey, never stop wearing it"

you folded right then and there

haechan:

wanted to surprise you for your birthday so he came sometime before midnight

you were so confused on why someone would visit you so late

saw you in his sanrio pyjamas and forgot the main reason why he came over

"cute pjs, where'd you get them?"

of course he'd tease you

wouldn't stop telling you how cute you look right now

became the clingiest person known to man

forgot about the cake he bought and accidentally squished it while hugging you

you look so adorable in his eyes so you can't really blame him

luckily the cake was still in its box

he apologises while trying to act cute and you roll your eyes jokingly at him

the night ended with both of you eating a smashed cake on the couch.

jaemin:

the biggest smile ever was plastered on his face when he saw you in the narcissism hoodie

didn't say anything for a while because he just wanted to admire you

you. in his hoodie.

that was enough to make him go crazy

doesn't shut up about how adorable you are

would just stare at you because you're just so perfect in this moment

takes a lot of pictures of you to make the moment last longer

not much to say other than the fact that he LOVES seeing you wear the hoodie

"forget what that hoodie says, you're my number 0"

it was your turn to smile like an idiot

chenle:

was just looking around your room while you were gone

spotted dehet on your desk and made a mental reminder to bring it up later

by later he meant the moment you got back from the bathroom

didn't even give you the chance to fully enter your room again

asks you about the yellow plush sitting on your desk

you shrug and tell him its cute and it looks like him so you had to buy it

only caught the part that you said it looked like him he has selective hearing i swear

"you're sooooo in love with me"

he keeps on randomly teasing you about the doll mid conversation

you forgot that chenle can't be normal about anything

he's lucky that you love him

jisung:

both of you were heading out

you asked him to help you get your bag from your room whilst putting on your shoes

while waiting for you he took the chance to look at each of your keychains

turned pink when he saw the walnut keychain

he had to take a picture because of how precious it was to him

you asked him why he randomly took a picture of your bag and he just smiled and shrugged

didn't think much about it until he kept smiling to himself the whole day

you questioned him about it and he replied that he thinks your keychains are cute

was confused for a second till you remember the walnut keychain

you got shy about it because you didn't think that he'd notice it

tells you how happy it makes him feel when his lover supports him