#like one thing and im already like okay everybody die

[1hyunjae]

Istg smth happened to me this year it was sooo good until August and then something changed and now ill never be the same

[ssparksflyy]

hello! can i request jason grace or leo valdez x child of hypnos reader ? (gn) 🫶🏻🫶🏻

ask and thou shall receive ༉‧₊˚.

jason grace dating hcs! ٩(ˊ〇ˋ*) ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

pairing: jason grace x child of hypnos!reader warning(s): none!! js fluff :) a/n: i love children of hypnos, u stay sleepy ! also me writing this running off five hours of sleep ( the most ive gotten this week ) yikes..

mr gets up willingly at six am nd his sleepy lover ♡

there are times where u literally have to beg jason to go back to bed cause omfg what r u doing. its six am. no u r not going to go run. no the early bird doesnt get the worm. go. back. to. sleep.

hey nd most times it works cause the thought of holding u close and a sweet sweet dream is enough to get him back in bed

but other times noooo he goes running 🙄

what is bro running from? sleep???

omg but then literally knocks tf out by like nine

one of the times when you had a sleepover planned together

you were running a little late cause ur cabin's ac wasnt working nd everybody was tweaking out

so you had to stay behind and help fix it

by the time you finished and ran over to cabin one , jason was already passed out nd lightly snoring 😭

mind you it was like 9:15 pm

its ok tho u were tired asf too , who knew fixing the ac could be so hard ??

he apologized sm in the morning tho

but u were like its okay el oh el

he cant help it bro he needs his sleep almost as much as he needs you

its better that he falls asleep early than stay up super late tho

cause like when he was helping plan out the new cabins, it was impossible to convince him to go to sleep

he wouldnt stop working nd u were like 😠 fool 😠 go to sleep 😠

nd he was like no thank youuuuu ♡

so you used your powers on him cause he hadNT SLEPT IN DAYS

u were both mad at each other in the morning and things were painfully tense

but you sat down nd talked it out like mature ppl ♡

he srsly hates fighting, he already does it with monsters nd shit so much, he doesnt want to do it w you :(

he apologized for being ignorant and promised he would be better about taking care of himself instead of burying himself in work

you apologized for using your powers on him without saying anything first, and promised you wouldn't do it again ( unless its necessary ) :))

to this day, youve still kept your promises ♡

jason is SUCH a sucker for when you touch his hair

the most relaxing thing everrrrr

i will die on this hill ppl dont play w me

his hair would be soft asf bro

best believe he uses a good conditioner !!

he lets u play w his hair nd do wtv u want with it cause like ~relaxing~

so best believe you have a 0.5 of him with all his hair tied up and looking like a palm tree

0.5s of jason would literally be flawless asf but scary

cause ur like omg by bf is so cute- god DAMN somebody get this man contacts

he looks amazing but THEM EYES

terrifying. staring into ur soul.

theyre cute tho ♡♡

you OBVI have matching pjs

i cannot decide if jason would go to sleep w just pj pants nd no shirt or if would have light blue and white striped pants, a button up shirt, slippers, a cap with a little fuzzy ball at the end, nd a candlestick

jason grace is a SPECTRUM OKAY

but he buys u so many plushies ugh

you own so many jellycats im so jealous

he helps u name them nd their literally ur children like

u have matching build-a-bears !!!

the voice memos are messages u made for each other :(

his to u is a quick ramble about how much he loves u but gets cut off cause he only had 20 seconds ♡♡

nd u get matching outfits for them!!

urs is named 'sleepy' and his is named 'sparky' ♡

i feel like jason gets some real bad nightmares

like yea every demigod does but he gets his more frequently nd their more graphic bcs of what he's seen and gone through :(

most of the time they arent even messages from his dad, theyre just really bad flashbacks of horrible times in his life

but ever since you started spending ur nights together, theyve toned down so much

now he even gets dreams abt your future together sometimes :((

he really wants to tell you about those dreams cause they feel so real but hes scared that youll think its weird or get uncomfortable

little does he know you get those exact same dreams ♡

and on the same nights as he does...

CAUSE UR MEETING IN UR DREAMSSSSSSS

nd thats how ur dad shows his love to you !

zeus doesnt gaf. wtv we dont like him anyway

i mean sometimes hes like erm gtfo my cabin 🤨

but doesn't actually do anything

u literally dont care for anybody's thoughts tho cause you bagged a baddie as sleepy as you ♡

an two: ik i didnt talk abt sleepovers together but like ive got a jason fic called sleepover (thats also gn!) if u wanted to read that :DD but i hoped u enjoyed and have a good day/night!! GO STREAM THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT.

peace from manhattan,

percy jackson ♡

[theo-raeken-appreciation]

got any theo fic recs?

of course!!! let me pull up my faves, linking them under the cut cause it might get long (also some fics are nsfw some aren't i didnt tag them all bc by the time i realized i had been through so many already)

Theo Raeken Centric (sometimes gen/sometimes w/pairings)

Why are Werewolves Always Teens? by Everlasting_mediocrity 

Crossover. In which Tony Stark is Theo Raeken’s biological father and they’re going to have to do some growing about it. Thiam. Ongoing.

i lost my heart under the bridge by infernal_gay_mess

"The Doctors said, years later, that Theo had taught them that true evil came from corrupting something truly good. What they didn’t tell him was that the best way to make someone into a monster was to convince them they already were one." Angst & Tragedy

blood is running deep, some things never sleep by likelightninginabottle 

Aka theo raeken’s mid-season six hot girl summer. Introspective. Thiam. 

a rose that won’t bloom by wormhusk

not theo centric, but a cute fic about stiles-scott-theo as kids and theo being scott’s first crush. thiam. 

pyrrhic victory of knowing yourself by painting_ethereal

a two part series of stolen memories, theo joining the mccall pack, leaving, and choosing to come back

even in the darkest places, flowers grow by strawberxi (Tupipsie)

a theo raeken-centric fic where he grapples with his sister's birthday, and the implication that he doesn't have to do everything alone. Thiam

On Theo Raeken and Manipulation by wormhusk

Theo Raeken Did Nothing Wrong 2k23. Not A Fic/Pure Meta

Thiam

Secondary Drowning by marrowbite(wingfooted)

in which theo is a selkie. 

hey i think he likes you (but honey, i do too) by fallingforboys

in which liam is oblivious and wants to help theo get a boyfriend. 

Im not ready to die yet, should i pray? (i’m wasting time, haunted by the ghost of you) by petitommo

the one where theo leaves for Florida. out of necessity, not choice. voicemails, missing liam, waiting–and going home. 

tell me no more secrets, i’ll tell you no more lies by likelightninginabottle

“You were attacked. It was self defense.” Theo. “Okay, but what if it wasn’t.” Liam

when oblivion is calling out your name, you always take it further than i ever can by likelightninginabottle

In which Liam is terribly high and completely smitten, Theo is allergic to emotions and totally whipped, Mason has the patience of a saint, and everybody wins, except for Stiles

when you crave someone (to be there at dawn) by likelightninginabottle

(In which, for once, Liam and Theo aren't oblivious, even if the pack very much is.) Post-Monroe, Pack in College, Thiam Being Shameless

burning bright red till the end (now you’ll be missing from the photographs by likelightninginabottle

MCD, Angst

You Missed, Dumbass by Sailorscout7

(OR 2 times Liam trying to kiss Theo ended in disaster and 1 time it mostly didn't)

a fire without a spark by lexisaurus

Liam asks are you alright? it never occurs to Theo that Liam could be asking him, too.

Commemoration, Cauterized by Ty_Winn_Roa

Meeting his parents for the first time in a decade is terrible enough without having to do it all over again. And again. And again. But Theo's never done anything halfheartedly.

Hunting Hearts by l_t_m

“My heart is missing.” Liam blinked. Theo’s way of saying ‘hello’ wasn’t encouraging.

no angels in this bleeding heart town by fallingforboys

“Please don’t make me do this,” Liam says, pleads. His jaw clenches and he squares his shoulders. Theo’s claws flick out.

Happiness is (where you are) by crier_emperor

in which theo gets a home and a hug. Angst. Getting together.

pride before a fall, wolves will keep you warm by likelightninginabottle

Liam comes out of the closet, in more ways than one. Or rather: his friends break him out. Cute, fluffy, and funny

look at the wonderful mess we made, we pick ourselves undone by likelightninginabottle

In which the supernatural does not exist. But Beacon Hills still went through a war, of which this is the aftermath. Liam and Theo pine for each other, but Liam thinks he cannot have Theo and so he dates other people. And yes. They are roommates. Mutual Pining, Jealousy, Misunderstandings.

your slightest look easily will unclose me by likelightninginabottle

Liam thinks about the people who left and how he is almost alright without them. Post-Canon.

just steps across the tower bridge by eneiryu

Guilt, injury, angst–Theo’s body is failing, and he’s hiding it from Liam. Happy Ending.

Use and abuse me ‘til I’m gone by THENINTH09

5 times Liam makes Theo bleed and the one time (two times) he doesn’t.

don’t you hear me howling, babe? by THENINTH09

Theo and Liam in Theo’s truck, after Gabe and the hospital. NSFW

Iron and Copper by TheOceanIsMyInkwell

Or: A witch grants Theo's wish to turn human for a day and be loved for who he is. Liam shows him just what that wish might look like.

drove him underground by justt_ppeachy

Liam and Theo, but they are Orpheus & Eurydice retold. It always ends the same.

so cruelly you kissed me by wormhusk

A series of two one-shots, one with liam realizing his feelings for theo and the second on theo

this love is difficult, but it’s real by wormhusk

a two part series of oneshots with thiam secretly dating, liam telling the pack, it not going well, and the aftermath

all sunny days are on by wormhusk

Remember the hunger games au? This is an alice in borderland au. A lot of people will die but not thiam. incomplete

the smell of smoke would hang around this long by wormhusk

theo quits smoking 

and in ever crowd, it's you i'm looking for by fallingforboys

in which theo is unfortunately very attractive and needs a fake boyfriend at a party--and oh look, liam is right there

Thiam Fics That Are Part of This One Orphaned Series So I Have Put Them Together 

this is why they shouldn’t kill off the main guy by wormhusk

 a first-kiss fic with theo angst and liam bullying theo into staying with him instead of his truck

and i remember thinking by wormhusk

a fic exploring the theo train track theory AKA where they talk about a past suicide attempt

Oh i love it and i hate it at the same time

Established Thiam, Theo gets his wisdom teeth removed.

256,000

The one where Liam calculates how many times Theo died down in Hell and has a panic attack.

cut it out then restart by wormhusk

Theo has a bad day and gives into old habits. Angst. Self-harm

argumentative antithetical dream girl 

it’s a pwp but I'm including it because it's the same ‘verse

i just wanna stay in that lavender haze by wormhusk

thiam get high and and play the 36 questions that lead to love and then have sex about it

and i wouldn’t marry me either

Liam has a plan to propose to his boyfriend. Theo thinks Liam is acting cagey

fighting in only your army

The skinwalkers want Theo back. No one reacts well.

are there still beautiful things

a witch’s curse makes Liam hate the one he loves most–his fiance. Angst.

i know my pain is such an imposition 

the boys finally get to go on their honeymoon. so of course it goes wrong.

long live the look on your face by wormhusk

Theo and Liam go to build-a-bear

he was sunshine i was midnight rain by wormhusk

Liam does a 30-day love challenge

Sceo

Shall I sleep within your bed by voices_in_my_head

In which Theo wasn't expecting to be rescued

fake my heart by LuthienKenobi

In which Theo is captured and a femme fatale all in one

gonna make you a believer by queerebrum

in which the battle is over, the Anuk Ite defeated, and Scott McCall can finally see things clearly–things like how he has been pretending he is not in love with Theo Raeken

Expelliaramus! by tabbytabbytabby

Gryffindor Scott and Slytherin Theo are secretly dating.

Sons of Monsters and Monster Sons by TheOceanIsMyInkwell

“i think,” theo says slowly, “my father tried to kill me when i was seven.” Sceo+Thiam, bc Theo is terribly in love with them both. Child Abuse Mention, as well as Mentions of sexual assault done to Theo by his Father. Theo did NOT have a happy loving childhood.

Unbreakable Heaven by tabbytabbytabby

Theo thinks he and Scott are FWBs while Scott thinks they are dating. Theo starts pulling away once he realizes he has feelings for Scott. Scott wonders what he did to make his boyfriend distant.

our hands dirtied by the other’s desire; i will declare my love with a slaughter by clementinecalls

When they lay in the grass and stare at the stars, Scott runs his thumb over Theo’s wrist. Feeling his pulse steady under his touch. He thinks about the sun in comparison to Theo. He thinks about how he was Icarus and he loved Theo just as he loved the sun — too close, too much.

Homeless Theo/Theo + Pack

Too Afraid to Follow Through by dangerouscoffeetheorist

for your melissa & theo needs, and theo being forced to join the pack against his will. 

wither under the iridescent glow of the sun, moon, and stars by fallingforboys

Theo digs the bullets out himself, using them to cauterize the wounds, and the air around him becomes hot and a little sticky with the smell of his flesh burning, but he ignores it.

He ignores it and saves himself, because that’s all he knows how to do. He saves himself because he knows that no one else would bother trying. (He’s wrong.) Thiam but mostly pack focused

Heart coming up my throat, think I’m getting worse at breathing by Multifandom_damnnation 

Jordan Parrish & Theo. Thiam

murphy’s golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the law by game_ender

Coach Finstock & Theo. In which Theo gets adopted by the Coach. Thiam

Vanlife Style! by onyxthroughtheages

In which Alec and Theo are bffs, Theo was raised in the sewers and so learns about TikTok scandals and instafame through Google, and mentions Liam in almost every TikTok he ever makes.

built a ship in the morning but the hull’s worn through by eneiryu

in which theo makes a deal with the pack: after Monroe, he gets to walk away. Thiam

waves on the ocean for the wavering kind by eneiryu

a two parter series. part one is where Theo leaves Beacon Hills with exactly the same things he came into it with: his truck, a duffel bag full of clothes, and the permanent taste of blood and grave dirt in his mouth. part two is argent’s pov. thiam

Fics That Deserve a Category of Their Own

You only feel one emotion at a time by likelightninginabottle

Theo doesn't feel pain. It makes him reckless. The pack doesn't notice, until they do. Incomplete. Pack Dynamics. Thiam. Theo’s Past, Theo’s Present, and Hopefully, Theo’s Future.

Take my heart (and put it somewhere safe) by not_carrying_on

​​The one where Theo reluctantly helps the pack capture Monroe, deals with the aftermath of his upbringing with the Dread Doctors, saves the lives of not so few people (despite the will to deny it until his dying breath), practically adopts Alec and pulls his head out of his ass.

[spacedlexi]

Kenny and Violet anon here YES.

Violet is upset because someone she defended against her found family of 8 years let her get taken by brainwashing adults for 2 seconds and everyone flips their lid.

But Kenny refuses to stop a train, and gets into a whole fight with Lee over it (AND REFUSES TO HELP YOU FIND A LOST LITTLE GIRL WHILE YOU’RE FIGHTING OFF AN INFECTION, where as Violet always defends you in Episode 1 regardless of whether you ignored and/or antagonized her or not), and gets mad at an 11 year old for not being able to handle helping someone in labor by herself and everybody’s like “Nah it’s okay, his family died years ago so he gets to do whatever he wants.” as if Violet didn’t witness one of the only consistent family members in her life die in front of her 💀

There’s so many comparisons I could make and one day I’ll make a Venn Diagram about all of their similarities but for now I’m glad someone pointed this out.

there are some things kenny does that have No excuse (like refusing to help bitten lee look for missing clem all because hes mad you didnt side with him enough. leaving lee to singlehandedly save himself in the pharmacy because he got scared. threatening to slap clem for blaming herself for lees death. off the top of my head). but his behavior on the train is annoying yet understandable. he doesnt want to admit his son is dying and he feels like duck dying in the first place is his fault for not saving shawn. you can convince him to stop without things getting physical

the Problem comes in when people can understand and sympathize with kennys annoying/shitty actions, but when it comes to violet (who has the same "my family is dead and its made me bitter and closed off" backstory (and her whole arc is about learning to love and care again)), suddenly all understanding goes out the window. even tho shes not even a FRACTION as annoying and shitty as kenny can get 😭😭

violet is mean to clem for the One scene where youre introduced to her (ignoring your first moment with her in the courtyard where shes smiling at clem so you already know her shitty attitude later is a lie. louis even defends her. wingman lol. and depending on what you say in response to her you can Immediately see the regret on her face LOL). but before the scene even Ends shes complimenting clem and clem loves it. then youre forced to talk to her and tenn about the twins, you have a nice card game where you can joke around with her, then she shows up at the dorm and they have a nice heart to heart about how theyre BOTH struggling with the loss of people theyve loved, and they can sympathize about both being harsher than they intend (THEY GET EACH OTHER CANONICALLY)

and vi not being "a people person" is a huge part of her arc?? she doesnt like that shes like this 😭 but shes also better with people than she gives herself credit for and its why she makes a good leader. (and even if you pick the "came off strong" option clem is OBVIOUSLY teasing about it but vi cant tell and gets defensive ("its not like im trying to be bffs or whatever. sorry" is so "you want to kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid" of her)

and then after this shes never mean to clem again?? (unless you antagonize her but even then its mostly just about her standing her ground and not taking shit she doesnt deserve. which is fair). shes only mean to brody while fishing (and shes mean to brody because deep down she blames HERSELF) and the whole POINT of that scene is to try and mend their broken relationship which immediately makes vi a happier/nicer person if you do (also interesting how louis doesnt get any shit for His behavior while hunting 🤨 no hes just cool and fun). violet also apologizes for being "weird" in the dorms the previous night as well (bby girl why are you afraid that everything you do is weird 😭 she says that word a lot)

violet will Always have clems back (in EP1 and 2!!) No Matter What you do or say to her. i think people take her loyalty for granted. so if you dont save her in EP2 and expect to continue to have her unwavering loyalty in EP3? thats a You problem. she is Fucked Up mentally on that boat by lilly and her not-exactly-ex, and then gets caught in the explosion she didnt want anything to do with. AND THEN SHE APOLOGIZES because she recognizes she was WRONG

(not her literally trying to make a joke about it to ease the tension 😭 people dont give her credit for also having a sense of humor. like louis is the only one who cracks jokes around here) but again when it comes to kenny his actions are understandable and defendable even without an apology 🙄 i literally side with kenny on Everything except the larry thing and if you dont make the right dialogue choice with him? he will not help you look for clem. because of larry 😐 i killed your son for you bro and then took care of his walker doppelganger so you didnt have to. and this isnt even touching his behavior in S2. and yet despite everything he does hes still one of the most beloved characters in the fandom 🤨

i just have to remind myself sometimes that all vi options were made 53-61% and the vi haters are a loud minority. her always being above 50% is so interesting to me because i love when choices are split perfectly 50/50. but the way the fandom talks about her (and the women in general) you wouldnt think shes technically the more popular option (and i Hate playing the popularity card its so annoying, but im only doing it bc people also say shit like "maybe if vi wasnt so mean more people would pick her" they DO pick her!!! you just got mad she was mean for 5 seconds, never payed attention to her again, and used her determinate reaction on the boat as justification for not liking her 😑) (also ignores how mean louis gets in EP2 regardless of choice?? but like kenny His actions are defendable and sympathetic and hers arent 🙄)

[theodoraflowerday]

heartstopper s3e1 live episode reaction

alright everybody I am *so* ready

did y'all know I'm so deeply in love with tori spring? because I love her. Ilyvs I love you victoria spring

god I love everyone

TAO I SWEAR omg he's so CUTE

bro taoelle are everything that's good in the WORLD

oh darcy my love my darling

bro THEYRE SO CUTEEEEEE

GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW *SO MUCH* SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEEEEE

omg imogen is here I LOVE YOU IMOGEN

WAS THAT A SPLIT SECOND NICKTAO HUG OHHHHH OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

god I want a group of friends

I love everyone in this show so muuuuch

so you told imogen not to bring all that??? so you're COMMUNICATING???? IMOGEN/SAHAR?????

that shot was SO CUTE nobody touch me I love the paris squad so much

oh okay I see u charlie

oh.... the sparks.... I see you Both

oh NO NOT AN IMAGINE SPOT I CANT DO THOSE I'LL DIE

OH NO THE SUNSCREEN BIT WAS *SO CUTE* WJAKFJSKGJDKGJDKG

OH NYOGJDLGKDLFKDLGKDL I LOVE THEM

NICK STOP KISSING YOUR BOYFRIEND AND HURRY UP

poor isaac next to them, I'm sure he must've been like "oh.... not again"

tao is so obsessed with elle he's so relatable i

god they're SO CUTE

I DONT CARE I HATE GENDER AAAHAJDHSJFHSKFJSKFJSK NONBINARY DARCY LETS FUCKIN *GO*

also that dap between nick and darcy..... chaos siblings incoming let's fuckin go

truly nothing like the camaraderie between a bisexual and a nonbinary. nothing but contempt for the concept of gender.

"charlie, you're already dating" god im SO isaac lmao

"I think I'm immune" OH ISAAC

SO YOU THINK YOU'RE ASEXUAL THEN

SCREAMS AND CRIES AND THROWS UP

PROBABLY AROMANTIC TOO AI CANNOT *BELIEVE* TBISJFKDJGKDJG

I can't believe I just heard the word "aromantic" in a mainstream Netflix series I'm gonna start crying lmao

"just can't be bothered to give everyone a vocab lesson" wow isaac is so extremely fuckin relatable

by the end of these 8 episodes I probably will end up finally committing to the aroace label just wait

I LOVE YOU - AW I LOVE YOU TOO MY BABIEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

bro that was...... so gentle. that kiss. the voice. oh my god. that was so gentle. im in tears

"what came first, the fish or the chips?" somehow the fact that darcy wasn't the one asking this is the best part

but also god.... charlie...... oh I'm suffering (and so is nick)

they better keep this nicktara energy going, I love their friendship so MUCH

god nick is such a worrier too bye

"she's so much safer living with me" bro :(

WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE YOU'D DO ANYTHING TO HELP THEM oh Tara you have no idea

oh. nick's youtube rabbit hole, the sad remix

"you're doing your best" "so are you" nobody even BREATHE in my DIRECTION oh my god

sidenote I wonder if the girls feel so much safer going in the sea just by their scary dog* privilege (*nick just looks scary tho he's a baby)

oh i will cry

oh I can't wait for the parallel gifsets with their first beach scene

WHAT? IN PUBLIC??? NICHOLAS???????

oh

well, that was surprising. charlie def didn't downplay that in the book

"I don't think they do" yeah well your brain lies to you, charlie

OH HE'S CRYING

ARE YOU ANGRY AT ME NICK BABY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

bro I'm in shambles

if I see the word "aromanticism" again I might genuinely burst into tears bro

charlie's such a good friend. and boyfriend. and everything. charlie can we have this energy for yourself too

nick's such a cuddly baby bear idk how charlie can stand it

ONLY IF ITS NOT MARVEL - OH YEAH FORGOT YOU HAVE NO TASTE AKFJSLGJDLGJDLGKDLGGJDLGJDLGKD

oh my god I forgot about agatha I have to watch after I'm done here

oh fuck oh godn

oh I was so stressed I forgot I've been waiting for this for OVER A YEAR oh my GOD I don't wanna watch

oh, there's other stuff first thank god

bro darcy ily but what the FUCK is up with the mess oh my god

I hope darcy's grandma is nice :(

PLEASE DON'T BURN DOWN MY HOUSE oh my god yan you are a SAINT and a DELIGHT

AND YOU'RE THE BEST THING THATS EVER HAPPENED TO ME I DONT WANNA LOSE YOU oh my god tao baby

NOT THE PICTURE MONTAGE I'M GONNA KICK SOMETHING

sidenote nick's lil bi flag, me too

oh good lord jesus christ I can't take this

oh my god

oh my hod

oh my gifb

oh my god og my god oh my god

ohmymgod

CHARLIE'S TEARY EYES NO

CLOTHES

OHMG

OH NO

IM

WHY'S HE RUNNING LIKE TJATJSKGJSLFKSLGJDLGKDLFKF

oh my hod

oh m yog

bro im literally in tears that was a thousand times softer than i thought it was gonna be

oh. my hod

god

i don't know how to react bro there's literal tears running down my face

hold on I'm watching again

new favorite narlie scene? probably yea

SO IN LOVE YOU'D WALKNTO MY HOUSE WITH NO SHOES ON - YEAH THATS HOW IN LOVE I AM

IM NOTD

copingggggg

YOU'D DO THE SAME FOR ME - YEAH I WOULD

IM LITERALLY ABOUT TO RIP MY HAIR OFF

bro nick and charlie...... top 5 fictional characters of all time no question no doubt I love them so much idk what to do

oh man that was so fucking much

[cowboy-robooty]

another day another divine vision. let me tell you about italys entitlement to love pipeline. so see italy loves to sleep around he loves da ladies da one night stands and most certainly aint about that commitment bullshit. it isnt out of malice or anything its just he cant really see the appeal hes like bruhhhh that is SO not worf it :/ blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... and like holy rome was when he was 7 okay that doesnt really count since when italy was 7 he also used to believe girls couldnt fart a lot of things were different at that time. but see i think italy is able to fall in love with germany despite his commitment issues because he also has a raging sense of entitlement. italy is the opposite and exactly the same as romano. romano is possessive as shit because hes the unloved brother that got nothing so when he gets something he hoards it to himself while italy is entitled as shit because hes the ultra loved by everyone child and always wins out in the end so he feels like he deserves everything at the end of the day. he isnt a bad guy but hes a bit of a spoiled brat to his core because of this since he can easily feel entitled to things after a while. and see italys love for germany hinges upon that entitlement being activated.

because germany is fully devoted to italy hes fucking obsessed with him he will and does do anything for him if italy asks him twice (sometimes thrice). germany will let italy ruin his life every single fucking day and still comes back crawling for more. hell be like italy this is the last fucking straw do NOT EVER fuck up my car again and the italy will destroy it literally the next day and germany will be mad for 30 seconds before sighing and going "well its okay. but im serious this time dont do it EVER aga-" **repeat for the next one million years**. and italy is very aware of this and honestly germanys undying loyalty and shit is why theyre able to stay together. because germany will always accept italy into his arms whenever italy comes running to him even if he also is sticking grenades into his back pockets and wiping his hands on germany's shirt while doing this he will always be like "... come here italy". and i think italy really realizes that germanys always going to take care of him wether hes on the losing side or not and even if hes with germany on the losing side everybody on the winning side likes italy already so theyre not going to really punish him fr so its overall better to lose with germany than win with everyone else since the winning side is going to make him actually do shit. Italys always with germany but if germany actually gave italy consequences depending on how severe these are he would actually leave germany rather than deal with them if he found it too much of a hassle to deal with. And this is how i believe their relationship is like for a very very very long time like for basically the entirity of the anime so far even like italy saw germany about to die and did not even grant him his last wish of smiling for him because he was like errrm! sorry dude but im looking out for me!

but i think this is able to morph into love because over time italy unconciously starts feeling entitled to germany. germany is so loyal and always there for him so hard that italy starts to feel entitled to this treatment because no matter what he does no matter how scum gong or batshit he can be germany will always see him as a perfect angel who could never have ill will (and only kills him out of incompetence) and welcomes him with open arms. italy starts to feel like germany is SUPPOSED to be with him. that it isnt right if germany isnt because italy is entitled to him already obviously and this is why italy starts developing jealousy and is like wtf germany is supposed to like ME most! Its unconcious and he doesnt really think about it too hard but his entitlement slowly grows over time and although it makes him be like GERMANY YOU CANT LIKE RUSSIA MORE THAN ME!!!! it still leaves him being selfish where he leaves germany to die by pictonians lol. the entitlement is able to morph into love though because it becomes so strong that italy one day realizes that hell feel so much intense discomfort if germany isnt by his side. he feels like germany is supposed to be with him hes supposed to like italy best and always pamper and spoil him and be obsessed only with italy and let only italy do special things nobody else can do. and it keeps growing until he realizes what he feels is love. because he realizes that there isnt anything he can think of thats worth more than his relationship with germany. he feels so entitled to germanys life that hes willing to give his own life up to keep their lives intertwined forever. hes willing to give up his freedom in exchange for germanys loyalty since now he cant see himself enjoying his life without it. its become such a common pleasure that its impossible to go on unless he has it. even if not being able to screw as he pleased will make him deeply unhappy, not having germany by his side would make him infinitely more unhappy. he might hate doing shit for people, but he would hate germany being hurt and alone 1000x more than how much he hates getting his ass up and doing him a favor. and THATS how italy realizes that he is so very totally in gays with germany chan forever since hes willing to do anything to keep him in his life and lucky for him he doesnt have to do anything except make their loyalty mutual. hashtag itager babywin!

[cemetegee]

3, 12, 20!

So glad I kept a list so I can actually answer these questions haha. Okay, let's see...

3. What were your top five books of the year?

Hm, I've read MANY good books. I fear I have to trick the system by not counting Nona (because it's part of a series, uuum, obviously). My fav books of this year were:

Rumo und die Wunder im Dunkeln (english title: Rumo & His Miraculous Adventures). Great, great, great book! It has an absolutely AMAZING Torture scene (I mean by that that it's VERY imaginative and like nothing I've ever read before). And that sentence, that bad people can also love and that's even the dangerous thing about them was insane.

The Picture of Dorian Gray. Insanely good. I could literally not give it out of my hand for one hour after I found it in a bookshelf in a library, and had a TERRIBLE backache after because I couldn't bother to change my reading position. One of the really little books where I couldn't predict anything and it was VERY fun. (Maybe I could even change it with one. Hmmm.)

A book by George Simenon which is apparently translated with "Maigret and the Man on the Boulevard" and "Maigret and the Man on the Bench" as well. It's some kind of muder mystery with a Commissaire named Maigret in 50s Paris, but the murder is (although it is interesting) not so important. It's the atmosphere! You can imagine every person the author describes (what's an achievement since I don't have so much fantasy, AND he describes interesting people you rarely read about). MUCH fun.

Lolita. I would rank it higher, because the writing style was, arrrgh, sugar, but as soon as his special interest "Lo" appeared, it started to become pretty disgusting. (Intended, obviously.) I WONDER how anyond in this world would read the book as a nice lovestory, because even the amazing writing and Humbert Humbert can't hide the fact, that she cries herself to sleep every night and she literally says he'd raped her. I honestly expected it to be LESS obvious after what I'd heard about it before... But it's obviously a good book, that shows besides of that very well how family structures enable abuse.

A biography of the Marquis de Sade by Mr. Walter Lenninh that was just. the absolute opposite of what you'd expect of a biography. Usually it's all "oh, yes, the genius did this and that", but that biography was... Well it wasn't unfair, but it was fair, maybe that's the point. He apparently did a lot of stupid things and the book is kind of a reckoning with him. Very fun.

12. Any books that disappointed you?

Well, usually I wouldn't say that, but I started to read a book about a special group of people in German and Austria. and it was just... Annoying. I'm probably not the aimed group to read it, but I found already the introduction annoying. It was some kind of "Sadly, I could find only upper middle class *beeeb* for my book. So sorry it has no representation." BITCH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU COULDN'T FIND ANY POOR *beeeb* ? You'd expect it would be by far easier to find poor *beeeb* than people out of your rich guy clique. *Sight.* I won't leak the theme because I don't want to hate this book, but... Know for the context, that it was a group of people which is statistically more endagered to poverty, okay? It's not the fault of the author to be a Rich Kid, but it was really annoying.

20. What was your most anticipated release? Did it meet your expectations?

I didn't really expect any book (except maybe: the new Percy Jackson. My little brother made read it, and it was surprisingly good), but what immediatly jumped to my mind is this fic:

I didn't expect updates, I hoped for them, but it's so good and argsgshdvdg, the last chapters were AMAZING, and everybody who hasn't already read it SHOULD read it. (Harryanthe btw)

Thank you for the opportunity to say all of that :33

(for this ask game)

[guavagyu]

bronzer - yoon jeonghan

this is part 4 of the eyeshadow series!!!

request: “request: jeonghan fanfic where new stylist/makeup artist and jeonghan fall in love? slow burn, sexual tension, secret relationship typa thang ;) <3!”

just realized i haven't been writing w slow burn or sexual tension at all, im sorry if ur disappointed anon </33

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ITALIC words represent thoughts!!

wc: 755

content: non-idol!au, model!jeonghan, stylist!reader, makeup-artist!reader, swearing, fluff, sol ig, lmk if there are more!

NOT proofread!

recap:

what the hell was i thinking? zoning out like that while staring at him? jeonghan probably thinks he’s stuck working with a creep. this is great.

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monday! (y/n's pov!)

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5:45 am was when your alarm rang. saturday was draining, and sunday was just spent by you gaining your composure, doing self-care, everything you possibly could to prepare you for the most dreaded day of the week; monday. today, you had even more reason to hate today. today was the day you had to face jeonghan again, which made it even more dreadful after your interesting encounter on saturday afternoon.

after a few more minutes, you groaned as you dragged yourself out of bed. you trudged over to your closet and picked out a simple grey blouse, bell-bottom dress pants, and black heels. obviously, you needed some avocado toast with scrambled eggs and a latte to start your day, hopefully giving it a push in a good direction. after finishing your food and coffee, you brushed your teeth, washed your face, threw on a simple makeup look, and headed out the door.

it was 6:13 when you parked your car and arrived at Reminiscence. you got greeted by a few of your new co-workers on your way in, glad to see that everything you needed had already been provided for you; a beautiful room packed full of amazing clothes and makeup. what more could i ask for? oh. right. haha. ugh, i wish that whole staring incident never happened.

you settled down into your room, exploring and trying to figure out where everything was. okay, thats where more clothes are..holy shit i get a coffee machine??? i love my job! as you explored for a few more minutes, co-workers were knocking and entering in hopes to introduce themselves, and most were great, genuine people. of course there were a couple weird people, but it’s nothing to worry about.

you were by yourself until 6:34 am, when the person you wished would never speak to you again walked in. you wanted to crumble and die right there, the embarrassment overwhelming you,

“hi..” jeonghan started, a bit awkwardly from saturday’s interaction,

“h-hi..uh..one thing! i just wanted to apologize again for..um..saturday. it was inappropriate and super rude a-” you blushed, trying to explain yourself and apologize to the best of your abilities,

“hey, y/n, it’s fine. just like you told me last week, don’t mention it. okay? it’s fine, everybody zones out. please stop worrying about it, alright?" he tried to comfort you, but it didn't accomplish much,

"well, could i at least buy you a coffee or dinner or something?" the urge to redeem yourself even if it wasn't necessary was taking over your entire sense of judgement,

"..maybe," he sighed

"ok, that's a start," you shrugged, “thanks, jeonghan. means a lot,” you smile

“no problem, just please stop worrying about it, mkay?”

“promise,” you giggled, and started your work day. picking out outfits that fit the necessary concepts for this month’s issue, touching up with dabs of eyeshadow; anything that needed to be done.

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6 pm!! the workday is over <3

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holy shit. it was finally 6 pm. MONDAY IS OVER! I'M FREE! now i can finally go home and-

"hey," jeonghan called out, breaking your train of thought,

"hm?"

"you still owe me dinner," he teased,

"huh? oh, okay," you quickly gave up on trying to argue, it was pointless when he used your own words against you, "so where'd you wanna go?"

"how 'bout that one place down the block? it's a 5-minute drive, and the place is really chill,"

"sounds great! do you need me to take you there?" you asked, not trying to be rude and just leave him here all alone,

"actually, yeah that'd be great. sorry, i just decided to walk here today, it was like 8 minutes," he explained, sort of embarrassed to have to rely on you for quick transportation,

"no worries, it'd be no trouble at all. just get done and meet me at the entrance of the building in 5?"

"sounds great," he smiled as you left to let him gather his things and clean up whatever needed to be cleaned,

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jeonghan's pov!

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this is JUST a normal thing. y/n is only taking me out for dinner as a coworker. we are COWORKERS!! nothing can truly happen. ugh why does it have to be like this? ever since i bumped into them 2 weeks ago i can't stop thinking about them. the more i'm around y/n the harder it is to stay calm. am i crazy? am i an absolute creep? i hope i don't do something absolutely stupid during dinner.

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[night-dark-woods]

2, 7, 21, 24? :]

oooh thank uuu okay im gonna do destiny b/c thats the main one we have in common w/ a large enough fandom for these to be relevant so:

2. a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

okay so this is an unpopular opinion i think however imo sjur&mara are stone butch/femme & mara exclusively receives!!! i wont die on that hill but i AM correct.

also this is on the d/s side which is separate obvs but i also think they would be into, and imo mara is absolutely not a dom, goddamn that girl has the weight of the entire fucking human race on her scrawny little caffeine-fueled shoulders, i doubt she'd actually want to be in charge during sex too (at least w/ sjur), though im sure she'd pretend she was lol. brat extraordinaire.

7. what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?

asher... im sorry but i simply don't care about that man. only interesting to me as he is in canon which is a horribly bitchy twink who has a great wlw/mlm solidarity bond w/ eris. that post about how every dyke has a fag they are fated to be besties with? that's them. to me. everybody seems to want him to be a sad elf prince or whatever tho.

i thought abt answering cayde or crow but tbh that nathan fillion character archetype activates my fight-or-flight and the Nice-Guy-ification of crow in canon has made me hate him lol.

21. part of canon you think is overhyped

is it cheating to say cayde. im happy we'll see him again but ONLY for ikora's sake that girl deserves closure finally.

also the witness... i simply dont care. this is also bc i am a seth dickinson fan first and destiny fan second but. i Do Not Trust what they are doing with the Light & Dark saga without SD and when the Gardener and Winnower were mentioned in the seasonal cutscene i wanted to fucking bite someone.

24. topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

god u already know what im going to say but god forbid women do anything. *takes mara away from everyone and puts her back on a shelf only SD can reach* i know its not unique to d2 like this happens with any morally gray female character but the stuff about mara is truly some of the most stupid.

and the worst part is it makes it way into shit like destinypedia!!! look at this fucking line from the uldren page it makes me want to kill someone:

"Despite this, Crow is more perceptive than he appears as he was able to see that Mara Sov was attempting to manipulate him just like she would when he was Uldren. As his memory wipe freed him from Mara's psychological conditioning, he sees her for what she really is and thwarts her attempts to regain control of him, and the tunneling device Mara planned to use to groom Crow further becomes infinitely more useful as one of the Young Wolf's many weapons."

tell me you havent read a single fucking lore book without telling me that jesus fucking christ. biting and killing biting and killing biting and killing. oh yeah "wanting to prove yourself to your older* sibling" is the same thing as being groomed. shut the FUCK up.

*i know they are twins. they are not treated like it.

[madwickedawesome]

Okay Juno ummm cym as your favourite songs

this is the best ask ever sent to me OK!!!! let me go down my liked songs but idk if im going to have explanations for everyone

@manuscripts-don-t-burn i feel like ive definitely already told u about these but i Do Not Care i could make a playlist of songs that r so u. ur personality is so Music is that a weird thing to say OK. SORRY. u r

waltz no2 shostakovich (obviously)

actually just like every waltz ever actually i lied

symph no9 op95 b178 iv dvořák thats so many numbers sorry its just a really dramatic song

oblivion piazzolla

die worte des erlösers am kreuze ix ii terremoto haydn

green sleeves YouKnow Who Made This One

i think. u would LOVE el tango de roxanne from moulin rouge but specifically w a tveit opt up <3 (WATCH IT. AGAIN)

@pop-roxs - also i have a lot for u but its way less classical

rêverie debussy

about you the 1975 SORRY THE LYRICS REMIND ME OF U AND GRELLE FOR SOME REASON i dont like matty healy

head over heels tears for fears YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

lilys dance million eyes

everybody wants to rule the world tears for fears . thats right ur gettign 2 from my fav band

your song but its the moulin rouge version . idk

@larsgoingtomars - stay with me miki matsubara <3

@spaceagebachelormann - wannabe by the spice girls YUM I LOVE THAT SONG

@luckynature - LIVE PERFORMANCE BROADWAY VERSION OF THE PITCH FROM MOULIN ROUGE. more moulin on this but like. it is the SILLIEST song EVER (also the movie but i dont like the movie version as much bc i love to be biased)

@dimesheep - op35 iii (the young prince and the young princess) from korsakovs scheherazade ballet!! idk its a very like . mischievous but earnest silly piece

@cowboyrickypotts - literally every song by queen u strike me as someone who fucking Loves queen

@bird-likes-to-fandom - passagio einaudi <333

@envyvstheuniverse - the killing moon by echo & the bunnymen?? i have NO clue why. also carnival by the cardigans

[larateared]

I'm not supposed to be here K isn't real they'd never come back, they left me years ago when they saw who I was they'd never talk to me again they would never be on even terms with me. He hates me he knows how horrible I am why is he back. It's not real because he'd never come back absolutely unrealistic. He's the only one left why would he come back please I'm devastated that you're the only one who comes back you always leave me you've known me since before I killed them that I seem so differnet lifeless why do you think i'm lifeless why have you always seen me as lifeless why does everyone see me as lifeless I think I sound pretty lively I'm veyr very lively I have a lot of emotions and I express them a lot but but what do you mean this personality has been conditioned to stay alone please for no don't Ill do it myself

he doesn't pay any attention to me Im fake to him he won't even call me by my name always that name but it's okay even if it really does fucking hurt because I killed them. I killed them I stole their everything why did I do it it wasn't for neccessity I know it was for something I can't remember I wasn't supposed to be here Murder for pleasure is the greatest sin

Please don't call me that I have a name I know i seem different it's okay you can call me that nevermind it's fine if you're more comfortable with it but please only you're allowed to do it nobody else.

I'll never call myself that I promise I won't ever even if you're angry at me.

I'm left out, everybody here knows you and likes you and everyone has helped you and I want to help you and sacrifice everything for you I always have but I can't I fucking can't do anything I can't understand you, you're the one with a similiar life, the most similar so why are our experiences different I can't understand why you're lonely why you're like this I should be like you so why am I like this I wasn't supposed to be like this the reason is because I killed them and stole everything but they're not really dead it's okay I'm dying I'm dying I'll die one day the beginning of my death has begun and I will fade maybe please just kill me I don't wnat to die dying is horrible but I cant fucking do anything else.

You don't pay any attention to me, you never really will the only reason you even associate with me is because I'm an old friend, the person you wnant I don't know how to bring them back they come out sometimes but only once a year ago and a few weeks ago I can't fucking be impulsive everything thought out thinking about doing it how do I stop please when I'm impulsive I see the most beautiful thing ever everyone thinks I'm impulsive ubt I think about it so much reliving everything hundreds of times because of how slow the days pass and hwo long it feels it feels like it's been 3 years waiting waiting suffering I can't remember your face I can't remember who you are I cant remmeber and I only see faint glimpses of you in something I thought I'd find funny dsomething I'd remmeber i though talwyas I can't remmeber anything I can't remmeber anything I cant rememeber anything I can't see anything and everyone is gone because I can't remember them don't forget please don't forget please don't forget I want to remember I don't want you to dissapear forever what to do if someone is gone then nothing because they never existed in the first place you exist but you'll never touch me again or look at me for what I've done to you.

I don't wantt o leave you too I thought I could be your freind again I can't help you because I don't have a grasp on loneliness or understanding the only thing I wish for is that you be a good friend but i want to cry every time I see you you'll hate me forever you already hate meI can see it how you act how you fucking resent me every time we speak I'm not gonna change and get better I'll always be no nono I can't I will be.

It isn't true that I want you to say something kind to me I don't know I just want to be your friend only yours because I admire you so much you may be a god to me but but I don't want to hurt you fuel your narcissism STOP THINKIGNT HAT WHAT SENCEJSA THINK NORMALY UNDERSTAND IT because some things will never be understood oh not the time for that no no of course not

I need to leave I need to run away from these people but I can't let them see me like this horrible creature because I don't want them to pity me

The first normal people I've spoken to in years, and so strange, I can't understand they're emotions or anything thye do anymoer.

I love you(? I don't think so)

I don't want to be you and I admire and love you so I think you're the only person I like.

but you'd hate me you'll never see me the way I wantI need to change change change change scoiety dont you mean me

one day I have to chance not onde day please but it's just appearance the person I truly am will never be chnag one day it will be can''t you see it you'velalrady changed I'm going to be forgotten

I need to get away from you guys for my safety

[0thsense]

5/30/2023

Go ahead, put anything. okay tumblr. I want to develop my life. I want to upgrade myself. The path to physical upgrade is so clear.. go to the gym, do cardio, etc. The path to other upgrades? not so clear. Should I flesh out my frameworks of living? do I just choose one even though I'm not sure of anything? I have no direction in life. I want to create something beautiful. If I create one beautiful thing.. well I can't make any promises. to myself. I wonder if everybody feels about their soul in the same way. Does everyone feel that they have something uniquely pure and beautiful to offer to the world. It's probably all a delusion, but thinking that way feels like my soul will just die. I'm just rambling about things that make no sense. Everybody has different definitions for these things so communicating about them is really hard. I guess the human brain is hardwired to think in terms of cause and effect, which makes us ask "why am i here". but for that we can't find a meaningful answer, so we have to decide on an answer, and that's really hard. I sometimes think I should just decide on something just to try it out, but for these things you can't just "try it out", it'll never work unless you fully believe in it. Is that something that other people have done that I'm missing? that leap of faith to just believe in some purpose? I guess from a religious perspective maybe but what about non-religious people? I guess there's less pressure to answer this question if you naturally life effectively in society anyways, since you don't need the additional motivation. I always feel like I need additional information to answer this question and I don't have the drive to gather this additional information. Gathering this additional information means trying really hard at things for like a year.

I also feel like I'm not maturing because my life experience does not give me new insights. I could try to read books and ponder on them, but I feel like that results in incorrect and shallow conclusions, even if the books are good. Did I mature from playing omori? I probably felt the strongest emotions from playing Omori in my whole life the last 2-3 years. Maybe I forgot something, which feels increasingly common.

Due to the earth's rejection of my autistic self and my waning self-confidence, im trying to be a normie. I suck at socially interacting in a normie way. I miss when I could just say whatever was on my mind and people respected me enough to take me seriously. I feel like there's a ball of thoughts in my head that only make full sense in context of the entire ball, and it's impossible to write that whole ball so it's impossible to communicate this whole ball. That makes me scared to share any one part of this ball.

I finished reading The Road, and im reading oyasumi punpun right now. I want to write something on the things I read which affect me so I never forget. I should write something about Omori now, as my memory of it continues to wane. I'm so scared of doing all these things like reading, etc. and just not making any progress towards anything. One main purpose of reading is I want to be exposed to different views and ways of thinking, and I can't tell if thats happening. I recognized value in The Handmaid's Tale but I probably got like 5% of what the author was trying to put across. And I never wrote my thoughts on it. I guess I should do that too. I think I'm pretty initially dismissive these days. I try to lump lines of thinking into things I've thought of before, and by and large most of the time I find a way to lump a new thing into something thats close. This makes me lose those crucial insights that lie in the difference between what I already know and the new thing. My brain automatically does this through years of practice. I need to be more vigilant in carefully considering everything with no biases and no assumption that I already know what it is.

I think my dad was a lucky genetic freak in our family tree. I'm reverting to the expected outcome of my gene pool. My cousins are doing okay but not that well. Compared to other smart people, who have much stronger family lineups. The more research is done, the more people realize how hereditary most things are. I am a weird concoction, and so are most people. And we will never fully know the wonders of each others' mixes. I'm thinking it's likely that I'm part of the last human generation, mostly because of AI. I am deathly scared and think about what an AI singularity scenario will look like, but it's hard to predict. There will be nowhere to run, we will just be ants. Hopefully we will be useful to our new overlords. Maybe they will care about us and treat us humanely. Humanely is such a weird term, treating non-humans humanely is a good thing right!

I had something else I wanted to write. Oh yea pretending to be happy is hard. And it's a vicious cycle. I'm less valuable in every way if I present as unhappy. Sorry everyone.

[demonlike-judge-of-fire]

its not gonna be anything too insightful btw, this is just me thinking out loud

OK SO.

i first came across this idea on tiktok !! ^_^ im much too uncreative to think of an entire plot for myself so insteaaaad i let a little tiktok game guide me! and its fun to think about idk

so it made me choose silly symbols and that would dictate my path. ( ᴗ ̫ ᴗ ) neat right??

i was apparently isekaid into the body of a side character!!! yay!!!! i dont have the expectations and pressures of a main character or the doom to escape of an antagonist ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝!!

also im a main character now. hilarious. and everyone likes me......... oh thats gonna be fun, thats my reading guilty pleasure.

thing is, everybody liking one charactrr can bring so many problems !!! this is an otome isekai. people are WILD. they are Sick okay. these bitches will FIGHT. And i probably wouldnt be able to handle the emotions rejecting people softly require. so thats an issue

my love interest (its not onna be a male lead because I SAID SO. also im not a fl im a uhhh. uhhhhhhh. nbl???? THAY DOESNT SOUND RIGHT GRRRR. ill figure it out..... send suggestioms) is my knight YAYYYY.

this implies i have the status of someone who requires a knight to escort them!!! I HAVE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN BUY PRETTY DRESSES! and my partner can accompany me to places without us needing excuses ^_^ getting time for just myself is gonna be harder but i can work that out with fhem

the selling one is so funny becayse MY PARTNER IS NOT GONNA BE ONE DIRECTION. IM MAKING SURE OF IT

AND WAT DO YOU MEAN THE GODS HATE ME

WHAT DID I DO TO THEM!!! WHAT!!!!!!!!

its probably because im an intruder and messing up the storyline (remember, side turned main) but if theyre so mad at me for it then whyd they bring me here? (maybe somebody else brought me here? maybe the author of *whatever im reading?* a character? i dont see why one of them would do that, though. maybe it was an accident?

*lets talk about what it is im reading: BECAUSE I DONT FUCKING KNOW!!! and not in a uncreative way, its in a I WOULD NOT KNOW IF IT EVER HAPPENED!!! Its agreed upon by all otome isekai readers that we would Die. The otome isekai standard is to binge read every single thing you spot and otome isekai is always tropey and repetitive and the worldbuilding is often the same. We think of a duke of the north and we think WHICH ONE. "The male lead's name is claude" WHICH. ONE??????? so the worlds cant be identified by that. All we can do is Follow Tropes!!! Sounds like fun, your life hanging on whether you guessed the next trope right ^_^

I'd have to play social butterfly and figure out who the FL is so I can follow her, meeting the entire cast (and continent) in the process and i guess charming them? Thats gonna be hard. I can work it out.

If I mistake the FL and become, I dunno, her enemy's gossip buddy.... I'm doomed (T_T")

the last choice was:

↓SCREAMING

YHAT HURTS. so now im legally obligated to see what my next life would be like. i was already so attached....

hey guys wanna hear me ramble about whay would happen if i got isekaid (according to tiktok)

[chr0llossexygf]

DADDY WOULDN’T APPROVE

PAIRING eddie munson x fem reader

SUMMARY your dad wouldnt approve of eddie you already knew that. but that wasn’t gonna stop you from being in a relationship with him. everybody around you two thought you were a annoyingly cute couple, except for a certain jealous someone. billy hargrove. when your dad invites billy and max over for dinner things take a turn and you can’t hide your love for eddie anymore.

WARNING asshole billy being jealous , parents arguing, cuss words. slight angst

“ my dad is gonna kill me if he finds out.” you mumble smiling, holding his hands. “ then i’ll die a happy man.” eddie says tightening his grip on your hand, “ eddie come on it’s not funny he’ll actually kill you. like- like seriously he would probably drag you by the hair and just start punching you.” you say scooting closer to him. “ no not my beautiful hair that his daughter loves to play with.” eddie says suddenly stopping letting go of your hair, you take a step back chuckling. eddie runs a hand through his hair, “ but my beautiful hair!” he expresses putting a hand over his chest dramatically. “ what ever will y/n do without my hair!” he says sliding down a locker, “ eddie!” you exclaim putting a hand over your mouth trying to control your laughter. “ whatever will i do without my hair..” he brags covering his face. “ however-” you give him a hand, he takes it standing up.

he twirls you “ too bad.” you giggle grabbing his hand connecting it with yours again. “ your crazy eddie munson.” you grin, “ yeah yeah okay.” he denies throwing an arm over your shoulder pulling you closer to him. “ can’t accept it?” you joke crossing your hands raising an eyebrow. “ shut it l/n.” he says ruffling your hair. “ hey don’t tell me to shut it munson.” you say furrowing your eyebrows. “ oh im sorry l/n.” he says pouting with puppy eyes, you turn your head to look at him. you groan pushing him off you, “ i hate you.” you say skipping, “ you love me!” he yells out loud. you stop skipping turning around, everybody was looking at you two. you put your finger over your mouth, “ shh!” you mouth. “ you hear that weirdos?! y/n loves me!” eddie yells not breaking eye contact, you giggle flipping him off. you fix your backpack running out of the school doors, looking around the parking lot looking for your dads car.

you quickly spot the car and your dad talking to billy? what? billy? come on. you turn around one last time seeing eddie looking at you, standing next to mike. you smile blowing him a kiss, he turns his head around blushing. you giggle, “ mike come on dingus let’s go.” you blurt. mike looks at you and nods, “ tell your girlfriend to stop calling me that.” mike says closing his locker grabbing his backpack throwing it over his shoulder. “ she calls her own boyfriend dipshit you think she’ll stop calling you dingus?” eddie questions crossing his hands smiling at the thought of you. “ come on dingus!” you exclaim, “ okay okay geez.” mike says running to you, mike looks back at eddie who was staring at you with loving eyes. “ ew.” mike says scrunching his nose disgusted at the sight of his two closest friends being extremely in love with each other.

you throw an arm around mike’s shoulder pulling him down, putting him in a headlock. you ruffle his hair, “ ow ow let go asshole.” mike whines trying to push you away. “ remember when i pushed you off the trampoline and you had to wear a cast for like a week? i’m not scared to do it again.” you say tightening the grip on the headlock. “ i’ll tell your dad about eddie.” mike says still trying to push himself out of the lock. you gasp dramatically, “ i’ll tell hopper about the time i caught you and el making out in his car.” you say, “ what?! you wouldn’t!” mike says, you finally let go off the headlock. “ yeah i would. actually the second i get home i will.” you say running to the car, “ hey wait y/n!” mike yells running after you. you laugh looking back seeing him chase you, you continue running till you get to the car. mike stops almost hitting the car, he puts his hand on the hood of the car trying to catch his breath. “ hi daddy.” you say opening the car door putting your backpack inside, mike opens the car door putting his bag inside too. “ hi mr.l/n.” mike says still trying to catch his breath.

“ hey kiddo, sweetie come here.” your dad says extending his hand out for you, you look at mike. he raises an eyebrow, “ go.” he mouths. you walk to your dad, “ yes daddy?” you say. “ this is billy.” he says pointing at billy, you look at billy. “ okay?” you say crossing your hands confused. “ he’s coming over for dinner later, along with his sister maxine-” you cut him off. “ max.” you say bluntly. “ but dad aren’t we having the wheelers over for dinner? like we do every wednesday.” you emphasis ‘every’ while looking at billy. he smirks extending his hand, mike peeks his out the window. “ it’s tuesday.” he says. “ nice to meet you too y/n.” he says. you roll your eyes turning around opening the car door, mike follows sitting next to you. “ he’s such a douche.” you groan covering your face. “ just tell your dad about eddie.” mike says putting on his seatbelt, “ he’ll kill me mike.” you say putting your hands down. “ i plan on telling him just not now.” you whine, mike nods leaning over grabbing your seatbelt putting it on for you. you look at the rear view window to see eddie, you smile lowering the car window. you peek your head out the window to see eddie holding onto his skateboard, he points at billy. you turn around to look at billy then back at eddie, you scrunch your nose. eddie laughs from afar, he points finger guns at billy. you giggle pointing finger guns at eddie, he gasps putting his hands over his chest. you ‘shoot’ making eddie fall on the floor, you laugh. you wave bye at eddie, he stands up waving bye.“ good now shoot me.” mike says his hands crossed, you pout pointing the finger guns at him. “ boom.” you whisper.

at home

you walk around the house with a walkie-talkie in your hand, “ i don’t get it why can’t you just tell your dad about eddie.” nancy says, you sigh pushing the talk button. “ because he’s not what my dad has in mind.” you say opening the fridge, “ he has billy in mind.” you say. you hear a gasp coming from the other side of the walkie-talkie, “ billy? billy hargrove?” she says. grabbing the milk carton, “ yeah billy hargrove, dad invited him over for dinner along with max.” you say drinking the milk straight of the carton. “ that’s horrible.” nancy says. “ i kno-” a voice cuts you off coming from the walkie-talkie. “ what are you little shits talking about?” robin says. “ robin save me.” you whine opening the fridge door again.

“ why?” she says. “ y/n doesn’t wanna tell her dad about eddie.” nancy says.“ nancy that’s not what i said!” you complain putting the milk back in. “ shut it dingus continue nance.” robin says. you groan, “ and mr.l/n is inviting max and billy over for dinner. her dad is trying to set them up.” nancy says giggling, “ this is so annoying!” you yell. “ just tell your dad y/n he has to accept it.” robin says. “ sure after i do that which one of you can i live with?” you say jumping on the counter, “ you’ll be fine.” nancy says trying to reassure you. “ i’ll try. bye little shits.” you say into the walkie talkie.

“ who’s eddie?” someone says suddenly, you flinch. “ ah shit!” you curse turning around. “ oh hey sorry mom.” you quickly apologise slamming the walkie-talkie down on the counter. “ who’s eddie?” she says putting on her apron. “ n-nobody.” you blurt jumping off the counter. “ ah ah y/n stand.” your mom says opening the fridge, “ who’s eddie?” she repeats grabbing tomatoes. “ mom!” you whine covering your face. “ come on sweetie just tell me.” your mom says setting the tomatoes down. “ he’s this guy at school.” you say turning around leaning on a counter. “ what kind of guy?” she says grabbing a knife, “ he’s like..my boyfriend.” you mumble. “ what?!” your mom blurts out.

“ your boyfriend?” your mom says a shocked look on her face. “ yeah he’s my boyfriend but he’s not your typical ‘highschool boy’ he has tattoos and he has long hair and plays guitar and is considered a freak.” you say in one breath. “ oh sweetie.” your mom says pouting, “ why didn’t you tell me?” she says grabbing the tomatoes walking to the sink. “ i knew you two wouldn’t allow me to date him cuz of his reputation.” you say pouting. “ sweetie come on.” your mom says setting the tomatoes down, “ i’m serious have you seen the way dad is? he’ll kill me and eddie.” you complain crossing your hands. “ sweetie listen. your dad was just like that in highschool.” your mom says smiling. you stand up straight, “ what?” you say shocked.

“ i’m serious! your dad was a total freak in highschool, he had long hair and always wore the same shirt everyday, he used to be in a band.” your mom says laughing. “ what? how?!” you yell laughing. “ i’m serious he used wear his worn out converse with black jeans.” she says opening a drawer grabbing a spoon. “ sweetie i don’t want you to feel like you can’t talk to me about those type of things.” she says turning around, you smile. “ yeah of course mom.” you say biting your lower lip. you run up to her and hug her, “ so do i have your approval?” you mumble. “ i have to meet him first honey buns.” she says patting your back, “ you- you’ll meet him! you’ll meet him! tomorrow actually! yeah tomorrow thank you so much oh my god holy shit!” you let go of the hug and run out the kitchen. “ language!” she yells.

at the wheelers house

“ billy is what?!” dustin says slamming his hands on the table, “ mr.l/n is trying to set y/n and billy up.” mike says leaning back in his chair. “ that can’t be happening!” dustin yells. “ we can’t do anything about it dustin.” nancy says pacing around the basement, “ uh yes we can! we can get eds- eddie? eddie?” dustin says looking at eddie who was zoned out. dustin waves his hands infront of eddie, “ eddie munson!” he yells. eddie shakes his head looking at dustin, “ huh?” he says lost. “ i said we have to do something about this.” dustin says standing up from his chair, “ we can’t do anything. plus they would make a good couple.” eddie mumbles crossing his hands looking down. they all look at each other.

that hurt. seeing eddie so upset over not being able to be with y/n. both of them were perfect for each other. they were the cutest couple at school, they both started off as friends. ever since the fifth grade, friends quickly become best friends. best friends became lovers. they were both crazy for each other, it was adorable. “ actually..we can.” nancy says smiling. they all look at nancy.

at home

“ sweetie get the door!” your mom yells from the kitchen, you run down the stairs in excitement. you open the door to see your favourite redhead, max. you smile, she quickly hugs you. you wrap your hands around her hugging her tightly almost picking her up, “ you two saw each other earlier at school.” billy says with a blank expression. you and max both flip him off during the hug, you let go and smile at her. “ hey mrs.l/n.” max says walking to your mom. you look at billy crossing his hands, you move out the way to let him in. “ no greeting?” he asks smirking. “ buzz off.” you mumble. he walks in, you slam the door behind him. “ hey mr.l/n so good to see you.” billy says taking your dad in for a hug. you roll your eyes annoyed.

you giggle whispering to max, she chokes on her mashed potatoes giggling. “ max sweetie would you pass me the peas?” your mom says. max nods still giggling handing your mom the bowl of peas. “ sweetie did you know billy got a scholarship to play basketball?” your dad says interrupting you two, you stop laughing stabbing your steak with the fork. “ no i didn’t.” you answer smiling. “ oh please mr.l/n there’s no need to brag i’m sure y/n is not interested in that.” billy says taking a bite of bread while smirking. you scrunch your nose in disgust, “ nonsense billy. that’s great sweetie isn’t it?” you dad says smiling shoving a spoon full of rice in his mouth. your mom coughs, “ h-how’s school sweetheart?” your mom says trying to change the subject. “ it’s great mom max and i are at the top of our spanish class.” you say nudging max with your elbow, she chuckles. “ oh that’s amazing! max how are you and lucas?” your mom asks taking a bite of her steak.

“ ooh..” you whisper winking at max. max laughs, “ we’re doing great mrs.l/n!” max whispers trying to control her laughter. “ oh that’s adorable, remember how we were like honey?” your mom says looking at your dad. he chokes, you and max look at each other trying to hide your laughter. “ what were you like dad in highschool by the way? you never told me.” you say tilting your head to the side. “ i was a good student.” he says. “ come on honey give them more then that or should i?” your mom says smirking. “ please do mrs.l/n.” max says sarcastically. “ well max, d/n here was a total-” your mom was cut off by billy.

“ did y/n tell you she has a boyfriend.” billy blurts out, you drop your fork looking at billy with wide eyes. max chokes covering her mouth. she kicks her brothers leg from under the table. “ what?” your dad says. you look at him, you were unable to read his expression. your heart was racing.

“ sorry. y/n you didn’t tell your parents that your in a relationship? sorry my bad.” billy says smirking biting a piece of steak. you were silent, you looked at your mom who’s face was red. you stand up suddenly running up the stairs. “ y/n!” max yells dropping her fork. she quickly stands up running after you. you run down the hallway to your room, opening the door you jump on your bed hiding your face in the pillow. “ y/n.” max says running behind you, she closes the door rushing to the bed. you sit up covering your face with the pillow, tearing up. max grabs the pillow putting it down, she pulls you in for a hug. you hide your face in her shoulder crying. “ i hate him.” you whisper. “ i fucking hate him so much max.” you sob. max tightens her grip around you pulling you closer, she runs a hand through your hair gently. “ i’m sorry.” she whispers.

“ she has a what now?” your dad says looking at billy, “ oh i’m sorry you didn’t know mr.l/n?” billy says smirking. “ billy.” your mom warns. she gets up taking off her apron throwing it on her chair, “ that wasn’t for you to reveal billy.” she says glaring at billie. “ wait you knew m/n?” your dad says setting his fork down. “ yes i knew! because i know how to set a safe and friendly environment for my daughter in which she can talk to me!” she exclaims, “ now if you’ll excuse me i’m gonna go comfort my crying daughter.” she says turning around walking up the stairs in anger.

you wipe your tears biting your lower lip, the yelling from downstairs getting louder. “ i’m so sorry.” max says looking down. “ it’s fine max it wasn’t your fault.” you say running a hand through your hair. “ yeah i know but i should’ve known billy would’ve pulled something like that. he’s such an ass.” max says. “ and a dick.” you add. max smiles. “ yeah like the biggest dickhead on earth.” she adds giggling. you giggle covering your mouth. you two were cut off by a bunch of screams from outside, you two look at each other and rush to the window.

you break down laughing seeing dustin standing on a car, “ y/n l/n! we’re here to save you!” he yells. max breaks down laughing, she opens the window. “ y/n l/n!” dustin yells again. it starts raining, “ shit shit shit shit!” dustin screams looking up. max grabs your hand running, you continue laughing. you two run down the stairs almost bumping into your mom. “ sweetie?” your mom questions turning around. you continue running.max opens the door, you run out of the house rain hitting you two.

“ eddie! eddie!” dustin yells hitting the car roof. “ cool it shithead!” robin yells from the drivers seat. it’s steve’s car? did they seriously steal steve’s car. eddie rushes out the car almost tripping, you look at eddie biting your lip as rain kept hitting you and max. he turns around to see your face, why were there tears on your cheeks? why was your nose red? why were your lips swollen? he runs to you and pulls you in for a hug. “ oh my god this is so cliche.” you mumble hugging him tightly, “ why are you crying.” he says. you pull away from the hug looking into his eyes. gosh they were so beautiful.

you start tearing up again, “ no no pretty don’t cry.” he pouts grabbing your face. he wipes your tears with his thumb, “ is your dad in there?” he asks. you nod your lips trembling. he smiles “ sorry i really can’t control it i wanna kiss you so bad right now i don’t care who’s watching. i don’t care if he’s gonna kill me you mean the world to me y/n i wanna kiss you so bad.” he says as the rain got harder, you break down laughing. “ please kiss me.” you whisper. he smiles gently pulling your face closer to his. his lips meet yours.

everyone in the car starts cheering, max smiles running to the car. lucas opens the door letting her in. you two pull away when the house door opens, you turn around to see your dad. “ shit shit shit go go!” you yell grabbing eddie’s hand rushing in the car. eddie sits in the passenger seat, you quickly sit on his lap slamming the car door close. “ robin drive!” you yell. “ okay okay don’t yell at me i get scared!” she yells starting the car.

“ i love you so much.” eddie says pushing hair strand behind your ear, you smile. “ i love you too.” you whisper. “ oh god steve is gonna kill us. son of a bitch.” dustin says looking at the wet car seats.

[bluexiao]

[request] gah im not sure if requests are open (i couldnt find it anywhere but i did see request rules so i assume requests are okay??) feel free to just trash this and sorry if you're not taking them. if you are though, could i get gn headcanons with childe, scaramouche, and maybe signora with a harbinger s/o who went on a really long mission and they've just been salty the entire time. but then they come back and they're ecstatic :) have a lovely day!

crack, fluff

also thank you, nonnie! have a nice day as well~ i really liked this request! 

CHILDE 

He’s not annoyed per se, but he definitely is restless. Of course, as he had not seen you for more than two weeks, he would be! 

He would most likely be in a rampage of defeating enemies. His subordinates are not even trying to fight with him in fear that he would beat them up even if they are on the same side. 

Well, they do quite understand… It has been awhile since they had seen him with you so that must have meant that you were out and about once again for your mission—not that he does not fight when you were there… but with how much time he spent on you, he mostly leaves the fighting with his subordinates. Which is why they don’t really mind if things are like this… but they still fear for their lives nonetheless. 

CHILDE is also a mess. He probably has eyebags and all. After all, he does not sleep much from trying to overwork himself. 

When you came back, it was quite obvious that you did because all the work for the Harbinger was dropped to the subordinates. 

Looks like they will have to spend sleepless nights, but at least their boss Harbinger will be happy this time. 

Also, wait, they were invited to a feast by their boss? Ah, he is clearly a gift from above! But well… only at times like these. 

SCARAMOUCHE

Oh archons, bless his lackeys. Actually, come back to them, Y/n! They’re going to die before you could even come back! 

He’s as grumpy as ever, much grumpier, actually. Not only can anyone keep him in check now that you are away, but his lackeys all think his grumpiness also roots from him missing you… but it’s not like they could talk about that out loud, or else they will really be dead. 

Of course, if he hears this, he will only have to glare and look the other way. It’s not like he could really deny it, thus he will just have to refuse to try to get involved with them. 

When you came back, everybody cheered because it felt like a huge storm had lifted from the atmosphere. There were no clouds above them and everything feels so light and clear. 

Ah, they could all breathe properly now. 

And for the Harbinger, of course, he will try to play it cool like “I did not miss you, who said I did?” while his lackeys would be looking at each other, recalling about how many times he had demanded them an answer if you had gone back or not. 

SIGNORA

Now, I feel really bad for her lackeys. She doesn't even try and the others already fear her and are trying hard not to mess up unless they want to be humiliated.

She’s not as intense as the other two men, but she is quite intimidating. 

All the more so when you’re not there. 

Your presence is like summer for them—warm, tender, all the positive things. But when you are not, they either are walking on eggshells or on thin ice. Maybe even both. 

Even if the Lady is not doing anything, it sends shivers down their spine whenever she calls for them to bring orders or ask for reports. 

Also, why is the Madam much sassier than before? Is that even possible? 

As for her, she kind of finds herself wondering if you’re back. She sometimes mutters on her own how “Y/n’s not back yet, are they?” unconsciously. 

Thank goodness you came back again one day after your mission. It felt like the snow had been thawed so suddenly and even if the Lady is still the same as she was, at least she’s not picking on them 24/7 with a sassy glare on her eyes. 

Reblogs are very appreciated~

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[hellfirecvnt]

Love your writing and was wondering if you could write a eddiexreader smut😅. They’re (the older teens nancy robin steve jonathan argyle and eddie) hanging out at Steves place during the day in the pool (skimpy Bikini?) and later that evening they’re playing two truths and a lie while under the influence of weed and tequila shots. Its y/ns turn and since she is a lil pervert and loves to mess with eddie bc thats just the way you banter, she decides to mess with him by stating: „okay my turn! One: i am deadly afraid of butterflies. Two: i lost my virginity after watching the shining. And three: (y/n looks to eddie) im a squirter“ they all discuss but she was only focused on munsons reaction. They all voted for the butterfly thing because it seems the most obvious. „Nope scary fucking things, i have never squirted… yet“ later eddie offered to walk her home bc its on his way and his pervy side comes out.

Would love it if it ended with her squirting all over him and him being very proud xD

Long ask but your words sound better than the way i would write it 😅

X J🖤

What's truly wild to me is I have two requests rn and both involve a skimpy bikini water situation and god damn it, I love it here. Thank you for this prompt, I'm already in love AAAA!! (Also idk how to do two truths and a lie as a drinking game. Like idk when they have to take a shot so I'm gonna say when they get it wrong they take a shot lmao.)

...Yet

Eddie Munson x fem!reader

Warnings: Smut (+18, minors DNI), perv!Eddie, perv!reader, drinking, drugs, unprotected sex, more?

A/N: no one is dead. Idk, everything still happened 1-4 but just no death.

You've lived in Hawkins for about a year now. Same as your friend Argyle. He says he moved here after a crazy earthquake, but you moved here to get away from the city or something cool and mysterious like that.

In the time you've lived here, you made friends with a really fun group of people. Nancy, who you met through journalism at school. Steve and Robin, who you met at Family Video. They took to you like a sibling the moment they found out you knew Nancy. Jonathan and Argyle moved here with the rest of the Byers. Same story about a weird earthquake. You don't ask too much about it.

But then there was Eddie. You meet him for the first time today. You've noticed him plenty of times but didn't get the chance to meet him until Steve and Robin dragged him to Steve's place for a small get-together. You're the first to arrive, a common trait for you.

"Y/N! You came!" Robin beams as she answers the door.

"Of course! I never turn down drinking by a pool," you lift the handle of tequila above your head and give it a "look at this" shake.

"Tequila? Do you want me to die?" Steve appears behind you, hands full of snacks for the shindig.

"Where's everybody at?" You yell into the empty home.

"They're on the way, you're like 30 minutes early. Again." Robin jokes as she passes you a knife to help her chop up fruit for the drinks. The rest of the crew arrives, and finally, in walks a tall, frizzy-haired man in a jean vest. He had several different patches, each one of your favorite bands.

"Munson, you made it!" Steve calls across the kitchen.

"Yeah, I thought you said this wasn't a party, Hair." He smirks, taking the beer Steve has extended out to him. The group migrates outside and you and Robin follow with trays of snacks.

"Oh, by the way, Y/N. This is Eddie," Steve places a friendly hand on Eddie's shoulder and lightly shakes him. He's an overtly friendly guy when he's drunk.

"Nice to meet you!" You smile at him, extending a hand to shake his. He stares at you silently for just a moment. Inside his head, he's fighting everything inside him to keep his eyes on your face. He fights to not let them travel down your body to your barely-there, black bikini. A silver chain dangles around your neck, slotting between your breasts and he's about to explode.

"Oh, uh, I'm Eddie," he answers a question no one asked.

"Yeah. I'm Y/N," you giggle, his face becomes ever so slightly rosy.

"Dude, who brought the tequila?" Argyle's face lights up as he cracks open the lid and pours everyone a shot. You slice a lime and pass the salt shaker around.

"What's the salt for?" Nancy, innocent Nancy.

"Why do you know how to shoot a gun, but you don't know how to shoot tequila?" You quip, earning a laugh from the group.

"It's much easier to pull a trigger than it is to drink something that smells like this." She lifts the shot glass to her nose before quickly yanking it away.

"Well, don't sniff it. That'll really make it hard," Jonathan rubs her back lovingly as she fights the smell out of her nose.

"Oh yeah? Nancy making it hard over there, Jonathan?" You tease, making them both blush. Everyone clinks their tiny glasses together in cheers. Eddie can't keep his eyes off of you. You're funny and sexy and, wow, a little pervy? He downed his shot without the lime or salt, staring at you the whole time.

You don't notice his eyes fucking you from every angle, you just keep laughing with Robin and Nancy.

"Hey, psst, Y/N!" Argyle whispers loudly, no one caring what he's saying. "You wanna come smoke this?" He holds up a skillfully rolled joint in his fingers. Jonathan stands behind him giving two thumbs up in encouragement.

"Hell yeah," you tell the girls to give you a minute and you start off toward the guys.

"Hey, I got one too," Eddie captures you and the boys' attention.

"Then come on, man. Let's go!" Argyle invites him enthusiastically.

"Freaks," Steve jokes with Nancy and Robin as they remain by the pool. The group comes back after a while. Everyone's eyes are bright red. Smiles spread ear to ear on each of your faces.

"I have the best idea," you narrow your eyes toward the entire group. They all look at you expectantly. "Two truths and a lie. I used to play it all the time back home."

"Oh my God, we played that game in Mr. Clark's class in like 7th grade because that kid got violently angry with a custodian and everyone felt like maybe the kids needed a chill day and-" Robin rambles even more when she's buzzed. She notices everyone staring silently and stops. "My bad, let's play."

Nancy goes first. Hers is quite difficult because they're all boring. Jonathan is the only one to guess her lie. Robin goes, then Steve, you easily guess their lies, they have no poker face.

"My turn! One," you hold up a finger, theatrically. "I'm deathly afraid of butterflies. Two," another finger. "I lost my virginity right after watching The Shining for the first time. And three," you raise a third finger and glance over at Eddie. Your sudden eye contact catches him off guard. "I'm a squirter." His cheeks instantly burn with rising blood. You focus on his reaction above everyone else.

"Jesus, Y/N!" Nancy playfully shoves your shoulder, laughing.

"Well like... I don't know your life, but I feel like it's gotta be the bug thing, right?" Argyle consults the group.

"Yeah, I've never seen you around a butterfly, but I don't think you'd be too scared. I saw what you did to Billy when you heard how he talked to Max." Steve chuckles.

"What'd she do to Hargrove?" Eddie furrows his brow. It's the only time his focus has shifted to anywhere but you since he got here.

"I broke a bottle on his head, big deal. Don't talk to little kids like that," you cross your arms, unintentionally pushing your breasts together, they're oily from tanning products/sun screen. Eddie's eyes nearly bulge out of his skull, he almost has to fight back a groan.

"Okay! Butterflies, final answer!" Robin returns everyone to the point.

"Pour up, fellas. I fucking hate butterflies," you spout proudly.

"So wait, what's the lie?" Jonathan asks.

"I'm not a squirter. I've never had that happen... Yet." You glance at Eddie once again, running your tongue across the bottoms of your teeth. You watch as Eddie's breath gets faster and faster. Something about flustering him is doing more for you than any other man, woman, or person has.

After you're all good and buzzed, you file into the pool. Argyle instantly cannonballs into the deep end, Steve follows suit. You and the rest of the girls linger in the mid-depth water. You lounge against the pool wall, water barely up to your tits. The pool is large, but not gigantic. So Eddie takes his chance to swim back and forth underwater so he can peek at your ass as your tiny bikini rides up your cheeks.

You notice his glances and nonchalantly toss his a pair of goggles. No one notices as you slide your index fingers up the seams of your bottoms, exposing even more flesh for him. He watches you do it, but somehow cannot let himself believe that just happened. He ends up having to "wait" in the pool a little longer than everyone else.

It's one of the best nights of your life. Just your friends and booze and weed. What else is there? Oh yeah, sex. You've been teasing Eddie all night, doing everything in your power to watch him shift and switch around in his seat as he tries to hide what you're doing to him.

Argyle, Nancy, and Jonathan all leave together. Argyle is more of a smoker than a drinker, so he was okay to drive by the end of the night having only taken 3 shots in total, the entire day. You live within walking distance from Steve, luckily. And so does Eddie.

"Bye, you guys!" You slur, hugging Robin tightly, causing her cheeks to blush slightly. You hug Steve too and wave goodbye to Eddie.

"Hey, wait. Let me walk you home. It's a weird town and you're wearing nothing but a bathing suit," Eddie offers, working his hardest to appear some sort of sober. He changed back into his normal clothes before anybody. Most likely to make it easier to hide his erection.

"I don't want you walking alone either, though," you argue, concerned and drunk.

"It's on the way, it's fine," He wraps an arm around your shoulder and leads you out the door, turning back to wink at Steve.

"Called it," Steve and Robin speak at the same time after you and Eddie close the door behind you.

"So, butterflies, huh?" Eddie brings that back up.

"Yeah, dude. Have you ever seen their fucking faces?" You're shocked you even have to explain this.

"Nah, I don't think about butterflies when I think about 'fucking faces.'" Eddie becomes a little more comfortable when he's alone with you. You side-eye him with a smirk as you both walk.

"How often do you think about fucking faces, Eddie?" Your voice lowers, a special subtle emphasis on his name. His legs nearly fail him right then and there.

"I don't know. Seemed to be one of the only things I could think about all night tonight," he slides his hands into his pockets.

"What were the other things?" You tug on your bottom lip with your teeth.

"The way that bikini leaves very little to the imagination." He gently, but quickly takes the string tying your bottoms together and pulls it. You catch the front, but the entire back falls down. He stops in his tracks and takes a few steps back, watching you as you dropped your bag to try and fix your falling suit.

"You son of a bitch, what was that for?" You tie the knot back securely.

"Just making sure my imagination was right," he runs his tongue over his top lip, looking down at you.

"That's not fair, I can't untie anything off you." You cross your arms playfully.

"You can take anything you want off of me, sweetheart. It's only fair." He grins, looking down at your blushing face.

"My house is right here." You point to a shrub blocking a house just on the other side. Eddie glances at it and then goes back to you. His grin has turned a lot more devious. You lead him inside, your parents are out of town for the next two weeks, so you don't worry about getting caught.

You lead him to your room and the second your door closes, you're all over each other. Hands roaming each other's bodies where your eyes had spent all night exploring. He kisses you hungrily, taking your bottom lip in his teeth and gently pulling. You moan into his kiss as his hands brush over your crotch through your bathing suit.

"Fuck, what are you waiting for?" You moan as he rubs sweet circles on your pussy before undoing the string on both sides of your bottoms and tossing them aside. After shoving you on the bed, he plunges his long, ringed middle finger into your drenched pussy, pumping in and out of you lightly. Whining moans fall from your mouth as he curls his finger inside you.

"God damn, you're so wet. You have fun teasing me all night?" Eddie raises an eyebrow. "Almost made me fuck you in front of all your friends."

"Had to get you here somehow," you moan, placing your hand on his as it moves.

"Yeah, and now I'm here. And I'm gonna make you regret inviting me inside." He withdraws his hand from between your thighs, leaving your back arching for contact.

"Eddieee," you whine, bucking your hips against nothing.

"Shhh, I'm gonna make you feel so good, you won't even notice I stole your panties when you changed into your bathing suit at Harrington's."

"You what?" He holds up your purple lace thong, bringing it to his face and inhaling your scent. You're overcome with butterflies as you watch his pants tighten as his fingers wrap around the small bit of cloth.

"I'll just hold on to these a little longer." He winks before shoving them into his back pocket. He positions himself with his head between your thighs. You can feel his hot breath on your throbbing clit. He plants soft kisses on your inner thighs before finally plunging his tongue between your folds.

You reach down and wrap your hands in his frizzy curls, holding his head firmly against you. He chuckles against the sensitive skin as he feels your fingers weave through his hair. He flicks his tongue over your clit quickly, snaking a hand up to finger you while he licks. He adds a second finger, and you throw your head back as the tension builds in your stomach.

"Oh my God, don't stop!" You moan loudly as you reach your climax. Your back arches and your legs shake involuntarily. You're twitching and grasping as he rises and looms over you.

"Don't worry, you're not done." He stares into your eyes as he sucks his fingers clean. He quickly unfastens his belt, lowering his jeans and boxers to the bend of his knee. His throbbing erection springs toward you, desperate to stretch you out. He strokes himself a few times before positioning his head at your entrance.

"Please, please Eddie," you beg, bending any way you can to try to feel his cock inside you.

"No, I love the way you sound when you beg." He lowers his face to your ear, hovering over you on all fours. "Begging to get fucked by a guy you met today."

"Yeah, look how easy you are," you taunt. He chuckles, sliding his dick up and down your slit, gathering your arousal around the head.

"So fucking hot," his voice is no more than a growling whisper. He stays put, teasing your hole for a few moments more. You writhe and twitch beneath him, but he doesn't relent. He drinks in the image of your distress as you plead for him to enter you.

"Eddie, for the love of-" he cuts you off by slamming into you at full capacity. You let out a loud, sensual moan. There's a slight dull pain due to Eddie's size, but it quickly turns to overwhelming pleasure as he fucks into you.

You sink your nails into his shoulders, pulling him impossibly close to you as if being inside you wasn't close enough. His large, strong hands grip your thighs roughly, ensuring you take his full length with every thrust.

"Fuck, how are you so fucking tight?" Eddie moans as he tosses his head back, rutting into you like a sex toy. He fucks you hard like he has no regard for your feelings, but you know he does by the way he rubs sweet circles on your clit while he thrusts. You've never felt this kind of build-up in your abdomen. Even just with his tongue moments ago, that might've been the hardest you've ever came.

You're about to finish again when he quickly pulls out.

"Eddie, no!" You whine, immediately reaching your hand down to finish yourself. He catches your wrists, pinning them above your head as you buck and squirm, your orgasm slowly fleeting.

"Regret it, yet?" He smirks, waiting for your thrashing to end. The moment your legs relax, he plunges directly back into you. Fucking you wildly as if he never stopped. The build-up is somehow more intense this time. Your back arches so far you think it's gonna snap.

"Eddie! I cant- I can't take anymore," you start to shove at him with weak arms, but you keep letting him continue because it feels too good.

"You're gonna take it, sweetheart," he whispers into your ear before slowing down to a near stop. He pumps into you at a snail's pace, watching your eyes roll back as you feel every inch inside you. He gradually regains his speed until he's fucking you at the perfect rate.

Your heart rate quickens by the second, the pit in your stomach and the throbbing in your clit makes you almost delirious. A few more moaning gasps and you scream.

"Eddie, wait-" but it's too late. You squirt against him, flooding his lower half in your ecstasy. Whimpers fall from your lips as he continues to fuck you through your high. The sight of your flood and the knowledge that he just made you experience that for the first time are enough to have his orgasm not far behind.

"Fuck," he growls as he grinds into you, filling you with warmth. His cock twitches inside you, and your overly sensitive cunt feels every tiny movement as he pulls out. He collapses next to you, you're both worn out and breathless, covered in each other's sweat.

"That was amazing..." You're in awe of what your body just did.

"First time's the fucking charm," Eddie brags through heavy breaths.

"I don't think that's the saying." You chuckle.

"Doesn't matter, I just made you squirt all over my cock," he grins ear to ear. "For the first time in your life."

"I dunno, I think you need to do it again so we can be sure." You bite your lip, scanning Eddie's sweaty face.

"Give me 20 minutes, and I'll make you cum until I fucking drown." He jokes, his voice a low rolling tone. Blush forces itself to your cheeks, and he kept his promise. 20 minutes later your legs were over his shoulders and your bed is getting so wet, you know you're going to have to change the entire bed set, but you don't care.

Every time he makes you squirt, Eddie's ego gets a little bigger, causing him to fuck you harder and longer than the session before. You fuck all day and well into the night before the two of you finally crash, covered in sweat and cum, entangled in each other.