#like ohoh. cool man. can you be normal though?

[meringuejellyfish]

when a youtuber just HAS to make some sort of dumb joke and i immediately lose interest and go do something else

[the-possum-writes]

Srry if I'm writing this again I don't think my other request got in, will you do a fern x magic reader and finn being jelly since you two are close? 💘

Eating Bread in Front of the Poor [Fern]

Pairing: 🌿Fern/Reader

Gender neutral

Word count: 760

A/n: Fun fact, the title is a popular saying in my country which means "Flexing your relationship in front of someone who's single."

"And what does this do?" Fern stands on his tip toes so he could point to a specific jar crammed between other multi-colored jars and flasks.

"Oh, that one makes you invisible for a short period of time." you explain wisely, memorizing each potion by heart. "And what about the one with the spider eyes?" Fern asks once more.

"That one let's you see in the dark, I haven't perfect it, but once I get a specific dust it's duration will last twice as much," you cross your arms over your chest, rubbing your chin thoughtfully. "Hey, maybe you can even join me next time I scavenge ingredients?" you offer casually.

"Oh that'd be rad, we could even make a little contest of who finds more stuff?"

"That would nice, though you'd definitely beat me." you compliment him, earning a knowing smile from the grass boy.

"But I wouldn't find good stuff like you~" he returned the gesture, you don't know if he was referring to the ingredients or you but either way, you were smitten.

Finn however could only sit in the couch as he watched the two of you in mild boredom. He was surprised when Fern told him he laid his eyes on a mage, but even more surprised when he broke the news that was invited to their house. Being the cool bro he is, Finn agreed to make them company as a chaperone in case Fern became tongue tied or uncomfortable, but by the looks of it he's doing just fine. It's been three hours now and the blonde was staring to get bored and annoyed at the sight of you two, he can't understand why it bothers him so much if things are alright.

"Hey, can I use your bathroom for a moment?" Fern asks you, to which you reply.

"Sure, the first door down the hall. Can't miss it." you point in direction of the private room.

While Fern left the living room, Finn felt a sweat drop down his forehead with the way your attention shifted to him. "Alright spit it out. I can tell something is bothering you, what's wrong?" you go straight to the point.

"I don't know what you're talking about." Finn looked away, but you used your magic to have his chair turn in your direction.

"Don't lie," you warn, before trying to relax your tone. "Listen Finn, I don't mind if Fern brought you along but I'm not keeping you here against your will, if you don't like me then just say it to my face." To be honest that was the first assumption you came with since everytime Finn turned in your direction you could feel the sneer on his face.

Finn raised his hands in defense. "Whoa, whoa easy there it's not that I don't like you it's just..."

You lean forward, patiently awaiting his answer. "I'm kinda jealous."

"Jealous?" you repeat, already expecting a million other excuses except for that one.

"Yeah, it's just that seeing you two get along in so short time made me miss having that kind of interaction, especially since I messed things up with my last ex girlfriend." the young man expresses with a tone of embarrassment, clearly visible by the red tips on his ears. "Finn, it's alright to feel that. It's normal."

"Yeah bro, no need to worry about it. It's my fault for tagging you along," Fern walked in on the conversation after doing whatever he did in the restroom, making Finn feel all the more embarrassed but also reassured to an extent. "In fact, we could help you find a date so we could go on a double date!" he laughs patting his back to help ease his embarrassment.

You raise your hands on your hips, raising an eyebrow to the grass boy. "Ohoh, so this was a date after all~?" this time it was Fern's turn to blush in embarrassment.

"Not at first! I mean, if you don't mind but-"

"Relax, I'm just messing with you. I don't mind if our 'first date' is just me showing you my jar and potions collection." you poke Fern's shoulder as you made your way back to the shelf.

"Hey Fern, sooo you don't need a chaperone anymore~?" Finn chuckles while Fern nudges him with his elbow. This was more than good news for the boy, can't feel jealous if he isn't in the same room as the two of you.

[c-atm]

Dance in the pale moonlight

 "So Seer, How things went?" Steven leaned back in the cushioned crimson marble chair, looking at Garnet from across the table in the center of her workshop. His arms were crossed and while his face was the picture of calm, the reflexively silent snarl from his upper lip left side told a different story.

"It went..Not as smoothly as I hoped." The witch ran a hand through her afro. "That said, there has been some gossip being passed along the magic and demon scene."

Steven said nothing as he folded his hands on top of the table, he nodded for her to continue.

"There's been a demon familiar hunting down and capturing demons for a few months now, indiscriminately. The attacks were random enough in terms of time and place...but their victims were always found in the same way. Completely drained of their magic and spirit, a mangled mess of flesh..and in some cases, their gem dimmed, crushed and powdered over the corpse. "

"That's...horrendous." Steven's face twisted in disgust at the thought of the victims. Pity filled his heart as his hand went towards navel. "For what reason would they need to go that far?"

"To gain infamy, what else?"

Steven groaned as a slightly  more demonic and distorted voice chimed through from behind his chair.

"Violet." Garnet greeted evenly as a ghastly  more demonic looking version of Steven hovered from behind the chair into her view. 

The aptly named specter, chuckled at the tone of the witch  "Been a while, Tri-sight. Look up any good lottery numbers, spoil any good movies, give any fortunes that may or may not be beneficial to others."

"Violet." Steven growled. "Now, is not the time for your normal characteristics."

"It's alright Steven. It's just how it is. He's in his right. "

"You're damn right I am." Violet grinned a little more at the small bit of guilt in her voice. "But that can wait for another time."  

"I agree."  The hybrid offered with a hard exhale from his chest. "Garnet, is he right? They are doing all this for something as foolish as attention." A surge of magic radiated from the demon hybrid at the thought.

"It's a high possibility...though it's more like they wished to be feared." She suggested. "When you asked me to look into the attack and the possibility of any other ones happening in the city, I stumbled upon something that may be related to something I've been looking into previously." She sat up and folded  her hands on the table, a slightly cool glare in behind her glasses. " What do you know about puppetry spells?"

"Come on...Don't glare like that, a bewitching beauty should always be smiling, right?"

Connie kissed her teeth at Azurite’s teasing smile. "So, I can assume that was your doing a few days ago?"

"A few days ago?" 

Connie ire rose as she watched the demoness playfully tipped her head to the side, as if she was trying to recall an event.

"That was so long ago." Azurite mused, before snapping her fingers, before pointing at the witch. "You're talking about that musical glutton of an annoyance in the middle of the burner street." She chuckled "Sorry, I know It was your demon's prey, but well.I couldn't resist such a fear-filled meal. Besides ” Azurite patted her stomach “Lady’s got to eat right.”

“What are you after?" 

"Sheesh..You're really all business..Well except  for your hybrid." 

Connie snarled as her eyes took on a bit of purple to go with her black. "Keep him out of your mouth." The witch warned.

"Heh, you really are a passionate one."Azurite  complimented. "Explains why you are so well versed in fire and offensive artes." She sighed as she crossed her legs. "The hybrid's lucky..His partner is someone who could actually support him in battle. Not a coward like my master-Woah!" Azurite leapt from her perch, dodging a purple fireball from the witch. "Damn," Azurite complained as she watched the metal bar melt "You are quite protective over what's yours, huh? Get me a little jealous, when compared to my master."

"You're complaining all about your partner." Connie observed. "If you're trying to get on my team. I'm not looking for another troublemaker, happy with my current partnership." She gave her a grin that was drenched with danger, before it fell to an even neutral stare. "You said you wanted to talk, but it seems like you're stalling..And you don't  seem like a fighter...So," She pointed her index  finger at the demon, a flame of purple igniting at  the tip. "I'm going to do my job, my real job."

"Hey hey.. hold on.. I really do wanna talk." Azurite lifted her hands up in peace.

"Really, don't  have much to say to manic demons. Definitely, one with a stalker complex."

"That was on my master's orders, my human master!"

"You're point?"

"It was supposed to be an offering of affection. A sacrifice of love to you..The one who saved him from death six months ago." Azurite announced dramatically, before she snorted " He's such a fool and a coward, not made for battle, kind of like me." She chuckles " But he does have a vast amount of magic, a vast amount of ambition, has the making of a saboteur and a synergist...Manipulative little man he is...I respect that." She almost voiced in praise.

“I...Have no idea who you are talking about..And you’re officially wasting my time.” Connie answered.

“Then let’s stop wasting time. My master wants your heart...I want your strength.” Azurite clapped her hands and from the shadows more people, like the one before appeared. Soulless and tormented eyes upon neutral line lipped faces. Their clothes torn and ragged with splatters of blood. Bruised and cuts on various places of their bodies. The magic...Azurites magic leaking of them. 

 “And I am willing to exhaust a lot of my resources to get you.”

.“What did you do to these people?' Connie raged, hand clenched fist as her flame engulfed them. 

"Them..I did nothing, but made them my champions." Azurite smirked. "I'm not a fighter, something we both established...So I had to get some protection." She twirled her blue hair around her finger, "Though, the process did break them. That's experimentation for you."

"You…"Connie stepped back, caution and repulsion  in her voice. " You brainwashed them?"

Oh..ohoh!" Azurite  snickered into her left palm. " No no...Nothing like that...They are quite aware of what they are doing." Azurite's manic and seductive smile nearly split her face. "They just have no control over their lives, period."

"That's..for what reason?!"

Azurite sniffed the air and shivered almost euphorically. "That's why?" She turned to Connie biting her lip. "That emotion...The unsettling weight, the desperate struggle, the chilling grip on your heart and spine…" Azurite gushed. "Fear!  The emotion that drives the magic of 'Pale Moonlight!'.  

"Puppetry magic...Spells that utilizes the emotions associated with fear as its conduit. It takes away the target reasoning, control, but leave and at times heighten their awareness.”

Steven seemed confused at the prospect.” What..What’s the point of keeping the target aware?”  

“To build  fear, discord,  and agony within the target.” Garnet  offered. “It keeps the spell active  feeding off the fear of the target.”

“But wouldn’t it be easier to just brainwash them?”

“There's no brainwashing spell, Steven.” Garnet chuckled  “The closest one would get is an emotional manipulation spell based on lust and wanton emotions. They are actually much easier to break than puppetry, since they are only used to enhance a target's affection  or change the receiver of such.” Garnet sighed “While both spells weaken and burns out after a while,  Emotional manipulation spells, unlike puppetry spells  leave your soul and mind intact for the most part and the user of the spell has to provide the emotion to keep it intact for long periods, they have to make the love real or at least make their target believe it’s real.”  

“It’s not the same for puppetry spells?” Steven inquired.

“It is similar, but a lot more easier.”

“How so?”

“Really?” Violet growled as he folded his arms. “ Imagine being forced to attack and murder your love ones in cold blood in the most brutal way possible...Flesh against your knuckles, blood on your claws..Their screams of confusion and torment as you ended their lives without fail...Without intention..Without any form of reason, you could explain.”  He sneered at his fleshy half. “A prisoner in your own mind, literally; not even with the ability to scream and rage... I imagine It’s enough to drive a person to utter despair, for them to willingly give up their sense of self.  Anything to rid the guilt of their actions, that load on their psyche.”  

“That’s hellish..” Steven revulsed.

“ You won’t hear a disagreement for me” the tri-clops nodded. “The length some would go is just as hellish, even more so at times.” Garnet gave a dead stare at the two. “You were right to be concerned about the city... During my investigation, I found out about a local club being the scene for a massacre.”

“ A demon doing?”

“That or a skillful spell-caster.“ Garnet suggested with a shrug.”The place itself was ransacked like a brawl took place. It still hadn’t been completely cleaned..The bodies were recently removed  at the time so they had some lingering emotional  and magic signatures.”

“They were all witches and warlocks?” Shock present on the hybrid voice.

“No..but that experience could have opened up their potential to be. Instead.. They were all driven to kill by fear based magic...Or most was,” Garnet folded her arms, “ I have a hunch that at least one or two people walked out of that place.”

“The caster and it’s champion.” Violet concluded. “ Or, puppet would be more appropriate.”

“A testing ground, perhaps?” Steven bit his lip and rubbed his wrist. “It was a testing ground for a wide range puppet spell?” Steven looked towards Garnet .”Is that possible?”

“Most spells like that are single target, but with enough magic and something to use as a transmitter..or amplifier, it’s a possibility..” Garnet eyes widen. “ The disco globe,” she whispered. “ It was doused with magic and while most of it disappeared, it did have some wisp of fear added to it.”

“Which means they could be planning to use this spell on an even larger scale.” Violet surmised. “Maybe even a city wide scale”,  Violet kissed his teeth “Ambitious.. I give them that...” 

“Don’t.” Garnet warned.

"And someone like that is targeting my lady.” Steven growled as he clenched his fist. His pinkish irises squeezed into pin thin slits and his horns grew a bit more as his magic flared. “ The city is no longer safe. I told her that.” His voice trembled in tandem with his bouncing left leg as  his foot caused a small crater the size of his print..

“Steven, calm down.” Garnet eased grabbing the boy's clawed fist.” Connie’s strong enough and smart enough to handle something like this.” she pulled her down her glasses revealing her three eyes. “ I assure you.”

  “Ok I had enough of your master madness.”The witch ground her feet into the sand as she took her ready stance.

"You think i’m doing this for him?,” Azurite gave a murderous smile “No, no, no! This.. this is for my benefit, my objective.” I had time to tune this spell, Witch and soon this city will become my very own fear filled domain, “Azurite stood to her feet” and all it’s residence; male, female, young, old, human and not.” and spread out her arms looking up. ” Will all become my toys, baptized in my horrifying light!”

 Connie could only stare, nerves rattling as the demon in front of her, laughed into the sky, insanely, "You're really completely unhinged."

Azurite looked down at the witch with under half-lidded eyes.”You think me insane? That's fine...Soon, you won't be thinking anything.” With murder in her inhuman blue eyes,  Azurite snapped her fingers and her hoard attacked.

‘Connie’s flame fist collided with the sand below her,  creating  a small explosion of heat and flame. 

Azurite shielded her eyes from the heat and flame as she was tossed back into a pole. “ From so far!? Feel like a bomb just went off!” The demon grunted. When Azurite uncovered her eyes all that was left was liquefied steel, humid suffocating air, tossed and slightly burned bodies,and scorched earth in the pattern spell glyph.

“Slick little witch!” Azurite grumbled. Anger flashing in her eyes as she saw her champions rose to their feet like zombies, teary eye zombies.

“It hurts..:”One managed to state, a teenage witch, which now bore a burn on her face. “It hur-”

“Claw out your throat.” Azurite interrupted emotionlessly, she smirked at the horror in the girl's features as she reached for her own throat and with strength a normal human couldn’t possess,started scratching at her own flesh uncontrollably. Tearing into the flesh after a few scrapes

“I‘m scared.. It hurts..  “

“I know, “She took out a small icy blue pocket mirror with a crescent glyph on its surface holding it to the girl, “and I need you to be.” She  watched as little by little grayish wisp of magic came from the victim into the mirror slowly making whole as the girls youthful tan skin slowly turned a moon gray as the crescent became a full moon. The girl fell to her knees as she continued to scratch trying to beg for help. Fear still in her face. “Hel-

“Plunge.”

The young witch plunged her fingers into her throat choking on her own blood as she died, despair on her face. 

“Her strength would have been useful” Azurite sighed, clamping the mirror close. “Her fear infused magic will suffice.”  She turned to the other seven, who remained silent. ”The rest of you fledglings,” She inhaled. “GET ME MY WITCH!!!” She roared as she spread her wings, blue eyes  blazing with the promise of death if they failed.  

[freddieandersen]

oohoo a chance to talk about myself? why yes Please thank you @floralentropy who said do this all mutuals. im a mutual. im doing it. 

if u are my mutual. or not. and u wanna talk about Yourself. hell yeah go for it here’s 15 questions to launch your talking about yourself 

Are you named after someone?

1) named myself hell yeah 2) Not Samuel Beckett Even Though I Work In Theater. Really. 

When was the last time you cried?

like a few weeks ago probably? guess who’s been mostly mentally stable lately thanks vegetable job

Do you have kids?

i am Twenty Two Years Old,,

Do you use sarcasm a lot?

yes, and poorly

What’s the first thing you notice about people?

do i gotta talk to them. do i gotta Interact

Eye Color

blue. one time in line for rush tickets to eclipse on bway a random woman told me my eyes looked like “the harry potter boy’s” so i guess Daniel Radcliffe Blue

like a week ago a woman buying vegetables told me my eyes were beautiful and that the boys probably liked them a lot and i was like ‘i hope not! because im a lesbian’ and she was like ‘OHOH!!! GOOD FOR YOU’

Scary Movie or Happy Ending?

happy ending i am easily frightened and i do not need bonus fear tm

Any Special Talents?

can do a full split, can also turn my toes out OR in so my feet make a straight line, which is alarming to some people. can remember many pieces of unnecessary information. can weld now

When were you born?

national coming out day IM THE GAY THE PROPHECY FORETOLD

What are your hobbies?

knittin’, cookin’, bakin’, carin’ too much about hockey, lovin’ my gf, gonna go to a roller derby recruitment night in like a week and a half so maybe soon rollin’

Do you have any pets?

family has three cats, daisy is normal, pepper is a giant chunky boy whom i adore, luna is 19 and never fuckin’ learned how to read

How tall are you?

5′10 which is some number of centimeters. i wanna say 172. is that right? im not checking

What sports do you play/have you played?

used to run cross country and track, am tryin’ roller derby soon, am considering formally learning to ice skate soon too

Favorite Subject?

idk man i just liked school a lot. my favorite subject in college was linguistics which is why i was a linguistics major

Dream Job?

let me ... build shit......  actual career dream job: building sets for cool shows unrealistic dream job: me n some vegetables n a sheep or goat n some chickens, chillin in a field in the middle of the woods in a house i built myself. i am the weird hermit. shelby is there, at least sometimes fantasy dream job: hot lesbian blacksmith npc who forges swords for the heroes

[armourheld]

SHIPPING INFO.                              Answer the following for your muse(s) so people                              know how shipping works on your blog.

REPOST.                 Don’t reblog.

WHAT’S YOUR OTP FOR YOUR MUSE?:   I like to imagine that’s a pretty obvious answer but I’ll just state it here. Reibert is ultimately my OTP for Reiner; quite possibly followed be Reiner/Marcel.  However, I’m open to most ships on the SNK fandom; even though I find it’s much better / easier to ship with males due to the fact that Reiner is canonly gay - which they continue to hint in shows like a Spoof On Titan. 

WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO RP WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING?:   WOAHHH OKAY HERE’S A LIST. So I’m really... REALLY down for platonic relationships; like I’d sell my soul for some sort of bond between Reiner & Annie due to the time they spent together; even though I believe it’s probably an unusual bond due to the way Reiner dissociates && lots of other factors to be fair. I am also a big fan of Hateshipping ! As Reiner is the main villain in the whole of this; there’s obviously people who will hate him but love him at the same time. I do like just normal rels though, they’re the sweetest. But I need CHEMISTRY or OOC discussion or nothing. :’ )

HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE?: 10+ ?? idk it really intimidates me to ship with an adult when someone is a teenager / young. I just am not comfortable with it && I hope people can understand that ?? Sure some ships may seem cool to some people, but not for me. It’s borderline gross. Any age thing with someone underage is also not cool, man. I’m not into that LMAO.

ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING?:   Yes && No? Reiner I think is really hard to fall in love with; because you’ll only be falling in love with one side of him most likely if you’re a member of the 104th. I think with ships I support I’m more comfortable, but ships that aren’t really on my radar it takes me time to get into. As long as Reiner and your muse have that... romantic bond that y’all want, I’m so down for it. Otherwise we may have to take our time, unfortunately :’)

HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY’RE CONSIDERED NS/FW?: Good Question! I think that is when you go out through the border of intense make out to lips and / or hands going down below. I personally am not ready to go that far with anyone yet, so please forgive me. Nudity && all of that I consider to be nsfw, but normally it’s just anything that seems to be something I’d rather not be seeing kids progressing into. 

WHO ARE OTHER MUSES YOU SHIP YOUR MUSE WITH?: OHOH I LIKE THIS. Bertolt. I haven’t explored it with a partner in general I will post Reibert like no tomorrow if I could... I’m just trying to keep people from being bored of my blog or thinking I’m too bias / one sided. MARCEL is also my favourite because i think they could have gotten somewhere if he had survived ?? i wish there was more art to it :(  Part of me also wants to explore things with muses such as Christa/Historia. But that probably wouldn’t go too far as it’s more a soldier/warrior thing. Personally ? There are a few more secret things I ship, but those three are possibly the main I haven’t explored too much & want to do more. 

DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU?:   PLEASE DO. I don’t like having ships sprung upon me it’s just kind of... awkward ? Some muses naturally go hand & hand walking down the sunset but some others can really struggle to do the same. I’ve had bad experiences in the shipping department with certain types of characters / muns & I don’t want to get into that issue once more. 

HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE TO SHIP?:   ??? ehhh depends on the mood ! rn im in a really shippy mood ??? so yE HMU WITH THAT GOOD SHIPPING !!!!!! Otherwise it can be really weird, like some things im in the mood for ? but i can go months without showing interest when DUDE I AM INTERESTED. 

ARE YOU MULTISHIP?: Definitely. I don’t think I could do anything else ngl. There’s just too many countless possibilities to explore & I want to make sure i do as much as possible. However, if you are more comfortable with single ship, just let me know ! Together we can make a formal decision, whatever the costs. Ship exclusivity is an option as well !!

ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS?:

??? tbh not really ? Like i know I post shit of my otp a lot, but i really value threads wherein characters explore any type of relationships. I want more threads with Reiner where someone calls him out on his bullshit / threads where we fight etc. But then I also want some good lowkey romance stuff... so U KNOW. It’s the same with Jean, I want fights, I wANNA PUNCH EREN AND THEN MAYB SMOOCH HIM IF I FEEL LIKE IT.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SHIP IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM?:   Jeanmarco sorry not sorry.

FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU?: You get in my inbox, slam dunk messages & proceed to tell me ur interested in shipping & can we please. Then tbh 9/10 times I’m going to say yes so ?????? love me bc i want to ship with most of u guys k & thank u !