#like oh my GOOOOOOD IT'S SO ANNOYING STOP IT

[lord-squiggletits]

Disappointed to discover that spawn vs ascended Astarion fans have no differences in their penchant to infantilize Astarion and treat him like a poor widdle glass baby incapable of voicing his opinions and standing up for himself despite all the evidence in the game (yes, even if you treay him badly) indicating that Astarion is fully aware of when he's being demeaned and has no issues distancing himself from people he feels unsafe around hhhhhh

[supermarine-silvally]

Gooooood morning, I'm here to send you numbers 1, 2, 7, 10 and 13 from the Happy Together ask game for Yara and Ace, my beloveds. Hope you're doing well!

tysm for the ask!!! I am obsessed with these two fr (also tagging @oneirataxia-girl to share the brainrot heheh)

(ask game here!)

This got long so I'll put the answers under the cut!

1. What are your OTP’s love languages?

In terms of receiving, I headcanon Ace as a words of affirmation sort of guy-- we all know that between Garp and Dadan and all the adults in his life that Ace didn’t receive a lot of reassurance about his self-worth growing up. The only time he was probably ever praised was when he brought home dinner for the mountain bandits, and he definitely enjoyed that one time when Makino remarked on how well-behaved he was for her, so getting that sort of verbal affirmation helps chase away the doubts he feels about whether or not he deserved to be born in the first place. As for giving, Ace is always surprising Yara with little gifts he finds on his solo missions/adventures or on the islands they visit together. He just loves making her smile.

Though she may come across as a little distant and give off the occasional ‘go near me and I’ll bite you’ vibe, Yara actually loves being touched and held and getting that skin-to-skin contact with the people she trusts and cares about. She basically was never hugged or given much physical affection for the vast majority of her life, and has some pretty severe abandonment issues, so she’s very touch-starved. The first time Ace hugged her, she didn’t quite know how to react, but all she knew was that deep down, she never wanted him to stop. In terms of giving affection, Yara shows her love through acts of service. She might grumble about Ace leaving his stuff lying around, but she always picks it up and puts it back where it needs to be, and makes sure that he has clean clothes and enough food/water to last whenever he’s going to be away for an extended period of time. Whenever Ace falls asleep in the middle of a meal, she’s always patiently waiting with a napkin or a cloth for when he comes to again.

2. Is your OTP a battle couple? How do they work together?

They’re both on one of the strongest crews in the One Piece universe serving under a literal Yonko so they’d definitely fit the battle couple description! (Yara is technically second-in-command on 2nd Division under Ace, so they end up side-by-side in combat a lot). Now the fun thing about them working together in battle is their devil fruit powers. Yara’s Tōka Tōka no Mi (Pass-Pass Fruit) means that she’s basically untouchable to physical attacks, barring seastone or a strong application of haki (or the Yami Yami no Mi), and Ace’s Mera Mera no Mi, being a Logia, means essentially the same thing for him. So Yara doesn’t have to worry about accidentally hitting Ace with her sword (her devil fruit might give her an excellent defense but it has almost no offensive capabilities, so she has to make up for that with swordplay) and Ace can go wild without worrying about burning Yara. Being faced with them in combat is to endure both their terrifying powers and combat prowess as well as their (mostly Ace’s) insufferable flirting. 

7. Do they plan on getting married? Who proposes? What’s their wedding like? 

Oh, Ace was probably thinking about marriage even before he left the Moby Dick to chase after Blackbeard. He aims to live without regrets, and he’s found someone he wants to spend the rest of his life with, so why wait? (Yara probably doesn’t think much about marriage, but if Ace asked, she wouldn’t say no). In alternate universes where Ace manages to avoid his unfortunate canon fate, they get married shortly after Marineford, after they’ve recovered from their injuries. Ace wanted to come up with an elaborate proposal plan and spent weeks crafting something, scrapping it, and annoying the hell out of Marco in the process. In the end, Ace and Yara are probably doing something simple like looking up at the stars and talking late into the night and he finally just blurts it out unprompted. (Yara is a bit surprised at first, but she eventually responds with a smile and a “Yes, of course I’ll marry you, you wonderful idiot.”)

The wedding is kind of chaotic, but in the best possible way. It was one of those things where it was supposed to be a small wedding (at Yara’s insistence, she really did not want to make a big deal out of it), but more and more people kept getting added to the guest list out of concerns it would be rude to not invite someone, so the event turns into a bit of a who’s who of the pirate world. Whitebeard’s entire fleet is invited, as are the Straw Hats because of course Luffy wouldn’t miss his brother’s wedding for the world. Curly Dadan and the mountain bandits also come, and Dadan spends the entire time ugly-sobbing into a handkerchief. At some point, Shanks’ crew stops by and brings a fresh round of booze with them. Yara begrudgingly (after many long discussions) allows Ace to extend an invitation to Mihawk, who surprisingly shows up. They find a nice uninhabited summer island for the venue, probably one under Whitebeard’s protection. If Whitebeard is alive, he officiates. If not, Jinbei does. Ace definitely cries a bit at the altar, which makes Yara tear up as well. (Neither of them probably ever imagined finding someone who would love them this much). The celebrations last for a solid week, but partway through, Ace and Yara sneak away on Ace’s striker to start their honeymoon early. Afterwards, Ace takes every possible opportunity to refer to Yara as his wife. Saying it aloud never fails to make him grin.

10. What’s their sleeping arrangement? Who falls asleep first?

Ace can fall asleep anywhere, at any time, so Yara has had to learn to adapt to that. Whenever it happens, she just shifts around and tries to make them both as comfortable as possible until he wakes up. He pretty much always falls asleep first and will actively seek Yara out whenever he wants to take a nap. Ace’s devil fruit makes him the perfect person to nap with, so Yara almost never turns him down. It’s not an uncommon sight on the Moby Dick to find them curled up somewhere, having a rest. 

13. What do they love most about the other?

For Yara, loving Ace is like loving the sun-- he’s so bright and warm and passionate and all-consuming, but what she loves most about him is his kindness. He can befriend almost anyone and actively helps others even when it doesn’t necessarily benefit him to do so. (This is the man she watched spend days crafting a very large hat for a giant just to give him some protection from the elements, after all). Ace touches the lives of everyone he encounters, commanding such loyalty from his first crew that they were willing to come back and try to rescue him after he was defeated by Whitebeard, risking annihilation from a much stronger crew just to get their beloved captain back. She counts herself lucky to have been drawn into the orbit of such a bright, wonderful, absolute sweetheart of a man who brags about his little brother fifty times a day and manages to maintain his cheerful demeanour despite how much the world might hate him for the blood that runs through his veins. When Ace turned his kindness towards her, how could she not fall in love with him? 

Yara’s beauty might have first turned Ace’s head in her direction, but that wasn’t what held his attention there. He appreciates her steadfast loyalty to her crew and her sharp wit, but what he loves most about her is her honesty. Yara says what she means and means what she says, so he can always count on her to be straightforward with him. He was absolutely terrified of what she might think upon finding out he’s Gol D. Roger’s son, but when she smiled at him and assured him it changed nothing, he knew that she meant it. Whenever he has his self-doubts, he knows he can come to her and that she won’t just coddle his feelings, but will truly and honestly reassure him of the value that he brings to the world and to the lives of everyone around him. He trusts her opinion more than perhaps anyone else’s and feels like he’s found a partner who truly sees him for all that he is. His heart is in her hands, and he’s certain that when she says she’ll protect it with all her might, that she means it.

[the-one-who-have-no-idea]

Rules: Tag 9 people you’d like to get to know better

Thank @wurm-food for tagging me! I'm finally back home after a busy day at work so I can write it

3 ships: emm..yeah, I don't actually do what is actually can be considered active shipping, I guess? Of course if it's like a romantic love story with good written couple I'm rooting for them and sometimes not necessarily a romantic love story. But, yeah, I don't think I actually have what is called the ships. Sorry. May I name ships like in boats? Oh, wait, no way I can name only 3. Oh well

first ever ship: like I said not really doing this, but there was time when I thought what I was doing was shipping but no way I actually remember. Again, sorry:( I'm too AroAce spectrum for this or smt

last song: Message, Delivered From the Departed by Mika Melatika ft. audioTopia! Literally listening to it on the loop right now. This would have been true even in the morning. And yesterday. And the day before yesterday. It's soooooo gooooood. You all need to listen to it. It's on YouTube. If it was on Spotify she would easily made it to my top 5 artists during the wrap-up even so it's her only song and it's almost October

last movie: Barbie. When they put it online. There are tons of movies I want to watch but I need to write my diploma paper T^T. But I managed to make time for this one

currently reading: not writing down all the ongoing (or ongoing translations) mangas and manhwas you can check my mal for it x) no currently binge reading mangas. and technically I am reading Theatre by W. Somerset Maugham but I decided to stop with reading until I'm done with my diploma paper. I have like at least 8 books waiting for me, help T-T

currently watching: oh, it's hard. I had so many animes this season I was watching. But most of them ended this and last weeks. Again, you can check my mal. I gave it in the answer to an ask. Just search personal tag. And again, nothing from things that I wanted to watch for long/sometime 'cause diploma T_T. I sound like a broken record but it's so annoying and stupid

currently consuming: Dark beer (Keten Brug Brune Elegant if you want me tobe specific. Goes so nice after eating fried zucchini)

currently craving: sleep (can I say that? X) or is it only about food? More fried zucchini then!)

tagging (but no pressure, sorry if you didn't want to be tagged): @will-ruadh @froggy-cryptid @timidusnix @aryshacore @ariadneofadhd @peabeanmilk it's only 6 but I'm not comfortable and too shy to ask some of my other mutuals

👉👈 I somehow have really cool people following me back, I don't want to be a bother

So feel free if you want to participate and to tag me if you saw it on my blog and that's why you decided to answer

[your-nanas-house]

My brother's girl

Pairing: Jerome Valeska X Reader; Jeremiah Valeska X Reader

Warnings: creepy Miah, fluff, slightly smut

Words: 2103

Summary: Jeremiah wants Jerome's girl.

Note: Sorry for the mistakes and the English. I think it's the longest story I've ever written 😂. First time I'm proud of myself.

Part 2

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His first thoughts about the girl were not positive, when he had seen her was when he had returned from the bookstore and had entered his trailer, freezing at the sight of a girl with y/h/c hair wearing only a shirt that was definitely big but showed her thighs and legs, in front of the stove cooking what he thought might be breakfast since it was morning.

She was pretty but she was a stranger, from her body and features she could very well be one of those obnoxious and stupid girls...she could be his age or maybe a few years younger, the way she moved could easily charm anyone but Jeremiah wasn't going to fall so low by letting that stranger in his trailer blind him or cloud his thoughts, after all he still had to find answers to his questions: what was she doing there? Who was that girl? Why was she wearing what looked like Jerome's shirt? Why was she cooking? Was she a friend of his mother's...unlikely given her young age but it was always an option to be considered; he knew very well that he could ask her, walking in and put his books on the table to be heard by her, despite the low music playing and filling the room they were in, he could open his mouth and ask her who she was and what she was doing there, ask her her intentions, ask her why she was dressed like that but he didn't need to since a few minutes later he heard the annoying voice of his twin who came out of their bedroom yawning and stretching, obviously wearing only sweatpants and without having combed his hair or brushed his teeth... gross.

But the thing that struck the ginger with the glasses the most was the fact that his twin wasn't at all disturbed by the presence of that beautiful stranger there, on the contrary, he was clearly happy about it since the first thing he did was just talking to her and hugging her from behind, pressing himself against her while leaving a wet kiss on her shoulder "gooooood morning, doll, how come you're already up?" he pouted as he moved her shirt to expose her shoulder more and nibbled her skin playfully "I was hoping you would help me with my morning problem".

Morning problem...what is the morning problem that Jerome could have, Jeremiah asked himself, quickly looking up when he realized shortly after...his morning wood...this however helped him realize that she wasn't a stranger...maybe to him but not to Jerome since she was sleeping with him apparently.

This answered a few questions but not all, unfortunately, and generated more but Jeremiah didn't want to see the scene in front of him anymore disgusted by his twin's lack of grace "Good morning" he put down the books he had picked in the library, turning his head and meeting the y/e/c eyes of the girl who had turned to him just like Jerome.

He thought he could shift his gaze, quickly take care of his things and go but those eyes of hers were like damn magnets and the sweet surprised smile didn't help, luckily there was Jerome to help and interrupted that moment with a snort "Brother... couldn't you have stayed out longer? You have something to do...to leave me and my doll alone" he purred, biting her shoulder making her gasp and giggle as she playfully slapped his shoulder rolling her eyes "oh stop it, Romie, it's just morning, how do you have so much energy?" he smiled purring at her as he grabbed her hips and held her pressed against his chest "and how do you look so beautiful?".

Disgusting and honeyed were the adjectives that came to Jeremiah's mind as he continued to watch them, only realizing the girl's proximity when she was in front of him "I'm Y/n" he nodded slightly fixing his glasses while agreeing to shake her hand "Jeremiah..."

At least she seemed polite, maybe she wasn't like those girls who feel superior and are obnoxious to everyone...

"Nice to meet you Jeremiah..have you had breakfast yet or would you like to join me and Jerome?" the ginger interrupted them again, starting to get bored, by taking her by the hips as he placed the food on the plate and sat her down on his lap "what are our plans for today, cupcake?" the girl smiled, turning to look at the boy "ours?" he nodded, pecking her lips while hugging her with a tighter grip "OUR plans!" Y/n giggled pecking his lips again "you're unique, Jerome Valeska" he smiled touching her nose with his "insult or compliment, gorgeous?" "compliment of course, hot ginger".

After a few minutes Jeremiah was no longer sure if they knew he was still in that room with them since it looked like Jerome was eating her face practicing what people call 'french kissing' or maybe making out.... he didn't know, he'd never had any experience in these things but he didn't mind, he had other things on his mind and all that was a secondary thought; he didn't leave the room he just stood there eating the food Y/n had cooked and damn it was good, this showed that she could do something and maybe she wasn't as stupid as she thought before or maybe she was since she was consensually..or so it seemed, with her twin.

When they stopped making out and started eating Y/n stayed leaned against Jerome's chest the whole time letting him cuddle her as she fed him and ate "to answer your question from earlier, handsome.... we don't have any plans.. WE, I have homework to finish and project to complete.. which I might have done last night if it wasn't because of you" she giggled at the groan of the ginger that hid his face in her neck making her laugh more "you weren't complaining last night, doll, and homeworks are so boring!".

All that new information was confusing and intriguing Jeremiah at the same time, projects? homework? She was going to school then and she was the same age as them, of age too "what kind of projects?" the two looked up to look at him, Jerome seemed to have realized his presence only then and it was he who answered without giving Y/n the time "architecture, my doll is studying architecture, right, doll?".

Doll...it sounded so crude to Jeremiah, a nickname he wouldn't use to call a girl, he would probably opt for 'my dear' or 'dearest' but that was his opinion.

Architecture, huh, apparently she wasn't really that stupid.

The ginger with glasses's gaze had been focused for several minutes on the girl who was sitting at the kitchen table working on the projects and working on papers on the table.

She was neat but not even that neat...she was like water when she worked.. there was more room? She would expand to occupy that space too just like water.

Jerome on the other hand was with his head resting on her lap and letting her stroke his hair as he talked without a break for more than two hours, but the girl didn't seem unnerved or annoyed, she listened to him and continued with her work, answering sometimes or just giggling.

It was strange that whole situation for Jeremiah, Jerome seemed..different..around that girl and even looked at her with a strange look, what was he thinking? About killing her? Will her be his first victim? Does he want to torture her in her sleep or...?

"Stop staring at me with those puppy eyes, Romie" chuckled the girl who gave him a quick look before continuing, Jerome continued to look at her like that, hinting a smile and turning her face towards him "I think I love you, Y/n.. is that a good thing or a bad thing?" Jeremiah was surprised and the girl as well given her facial features but her expression quickly changed as she smiled again and went back to her papers "a good thing since I love you too".

The ginger was over the moon, Jeremiah could tell, he had never seen such a big smile on his twin's face and it creeped him out quite a bit, he didn't deserve her, Y/n was pretty much the opposite of him! Smart, beautiful, nice and willing to help people...Jerome on the other hand was stupid, crude, creepy and born bad, he didn't deserve an angel like Y/n..according to Jeremiah.

He almost felt sad when he heard that Y/n lived in that city where they had stopped 'Gotham city' but he was relieved as soon as his twin told him...well he didn't tell him in person, he had..overheard him while the two of them were talking in his room, that the girl would be staying with them at the circus all summer since she didn't have to go to school.

The days since Y/n had joined the circus temporarily were pretty much the same, they would wake up together and cuddle or fix Jerome's little morning problem..if you know what I mean.

They would have breakfast together in the trailer or going outside, she would help Jerome with the things he had to do and she would also do the dishes while he cuddled and stuck to her like a mussel.

Jeremiah still didn't understand how she wasn't bothered by any of this at all, if she was his he wouldn't be so...annoying and possessive, he wouldn't treat her like a doll, he would treat her like a fucking princess, he wouldn't use nicknames like doll, gorgeous, cupcake, toots, baby doll, doll face, he would just use a couple of elegant but sweet ones like darling, dearest, my dear or just call her by her name.

He didn't know why he was so jealous, maybe it was because his twin seemed so happy even though he was in hell (the circus) or maybe it was because Jerome had found someone who seemed to love him before he did...the only thing he knew is that he didn't like that and he wanted Y/n.

He had to have her, she was the only one who had made him feel new things without even knowing, even as he watched her in the room with Jerome, the moments when the ginger would drop her or pull her to sit on his lap and start one of their make out sessions that usually ended: With her being fucked against the wall or against the bed or on the floor, her bouncing quickly while Jerome buried his face in her boobs, allowing Jeremiah to imagine himself in his place more easily, imagine being the one with his cock buried in her pussy and with his face between her boobs or maybe between her thighs.

He'd like that, he'd like that a lot but he didn't know how to do it, he'd tried telling her lies about his twin, exaggerating real facts and trying to get her to leave him but it never worked; he'd even been caught by Jerome more than once, Jeremiah'd hoped it would end in a fight but it would end in a fuck or cuddles between her and the ginger with messy hair!

"You're so beautiful in the morning...and all day" Jerome kissed her, smiling in love;

if they were in a cartoon the ginger would surely have eyes with heart shaped pupils or his heart would come out of his chest beating hard and fast for Y/n;

she smiled returning the kiss as she finished making breakfast, adjusting her glasses on her nose and turned and fed him with the food giggling at the moan of pleasure the ginger made "I ... I want you as my wife, doll!".

Yes, there were those mornings where they were cheesy and in love and Jeremiah hated it, he felt every time on those days that he had no hope of having her all to himself.

"What-" Jerome gently removed her glasses, putting them on himself, looking up at her with a flirty smirk "how do they look on me?" Y/n giggled kissing his nose "you look like a sexy professor or a more rebellious version of Jeremiah...you choose" he chuckled darkly putting her on his lap "sexy professor.. I like that better, dolly".

He hated it!

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[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #1019: Shingo Belmont? (King of Fighters)

Terry: Yo my peeps!

Terry: U will not believe the discovery I made this morning!

K': It isn't anything stupid again, is it?

Terry: Oh relax. It's not that dumb

Terry: I believe it's more fascinating if anything

K': I highly doubt that if it's coming from u of all people

Mary: Stop being a smart-ass towards my boyfriend, K'.

Mary: Tell us what u discovered today, babe

Terry: Why, thank you, Mary!~

Terry: 'Bout time I got some respect around here

K': (¬_¬)

Terry: But anyways, do u guys r familiar of Richter Belmont?

Kula: Who?

Rock: He's one of the members of the Belmont clan who utilizes in whips and other weapons to hunt down Dracula and his army of monsters.

Rock: And I think he's also a member of that Smash Tournament you entered, is he?

Terry: Correctamundo, Rookie!

Terry: Now tell me how familiar u guys our to Shingo

Mary: The hardworking goofball we know and love everyday?

Terry: The very same!

K': Where r u getting at with this, Bogard?

Terry: Okay, so yesterday, after a little one on one sparring match, Richter and I started hanging out around time till it hit me!

Terry: Him and Shingo

Terry: Those two look nearly identical together!

Mary: Wait, really?

Terry: Hell yeah! Same blue & white color schemes, same hair color, even their smiles are getting similar from on one another

Terry: Richter.jpg

Terry: Shingo.jpg

Mary: Oh wow.

Mary: The similarities of these two really are noticeable

Kula: I'll say.....

Kula: Do you think they could be long lost twins!?

Rock: Richter was born in the 1700s. Which would make him Shingo's great ancestor if they were really related.

Rock: Though, I'd never thought I would ever imagine Shingo using a whip until now.

K': He'd probably would've miss and get himself smacked across the face with it

Mary: Yeahhhh I don't think the kiddo would do well using an actual whip in a fight

Mary: Or those vampire hunting adventures that Simon guy does.

Kula: He could always ask Big Sis Seriah to teach him how

K': Assuming she isn't too busy

K': And if she would him anywhere near her precious Voodoo

Rock: She names her whip "Voodoo"?

K': Yep.

K': Even treats it like her own love child or whatever.

K': It's annoying and creepy.

Mary: I feel your pain on that, kiddo.....

Mary: Mr. Wolf Boi here treats his red cap as if it's his pride and joy

Rock: He names it Steve.

Terry: Hey, don't start talking crap about Steve like that u two!

Terry: He has feelings just as much as the rest of us here

Mary: See what we mean?

Rock: It's creepy and annoying on our end too.

Kula: U guys r silly lol

K': Says the girl who's eating ice cream in the morning....

Kula: Hey! Morning Ice Creams are just as yummy as eating them regularly

Kula: DON'T JUDGE!

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K' groans and facepalms himself while Kula is sitting right next to him in the sofa pouting.

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K': Whatever. Just don't try and eat it during midnight, alright?

K': Then I'll never hear the end of it from your guardians......

Kula: 'Kay!~ :D

Good Boi Shingo Joins the Chat

Shingo: Gooooood Morning Everyone!

Kula: Shingo!!~

Mary: Hey there, kiddo!~

Rock: Morning Bud

K': 'Sup.

Terry: Shingo! Just the kid I want to see!

Terry: Whatcha doing right now?

Shingo: I'm at the gym with Leona for some sparring sessions

Mary: Ooooooooh!~ Is our boi out here spending some quality time with a ladyfriend?~

Kula: Ooooooooooh!~

Rock: Did not think Leona would be your type lol

K': She's so out of your league.

Shingo: Guys, come on! Leona and I aren't dating!

Shingo: We're just hanging out as friends, nothing more

Rock: Ok. But you do enjoy her company from time to time, don't you?

Shingo: Definitely!

Shingo: She's soooo cool and surprisingly cute if you get to know her a little more.

Shingo: ......P-Please don't tell her I said that.

Mary: We won't tell~

Rock: Our lips are already sealed lol

Kula: 🤐 👍👍

K': I dunno, Yabuki.....

K': That all depends on what you're willing to give me in exchange

Shingo: .....You're serious?

K': Yuuuup.

K': Unless you want me to tell Leona about the text instead

Shingo: Alright, alright, fine!

Shingo: I'll give you a bag of beef jerky later

K':

Shingo: Two bags

K':

Shingo: Five Bags of Beef Jerky! HAPPY NOW!?

K': Very

Kula: Bully!

K': Sweet Tooth Gremlin

Terry: Alright, enough fighting in the chat you two!

Terry: Shingo, u think u could do me a favor right quick?

Shingo: Yeah. Sire thing, Terry

Terry: Cool!

Terry: First and foremost, how familiar you are with "Castlevania Sympathy of the Night"

Shingo: Fairly decently for the most part. I remember I used to reenact some of the dialogs in the game when I first playing it a while back

Shingo: Exactly the exchange between Richter and Dracula

Terry: Perfect!

Terry: Think u can record yourself reenacting the firsr line Richter said when he walks in the lair, and post here on chat for a sec?

Shingo: Not the kind of request I was expecting to do, but sure why not.

Richter Reenactment.vid

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Shingo: (Stands One Foot on One of the Benches in a Victorious Like Manner While Using his Phone to Record Himself) Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!....(Turns to Leona Sitting Next to Him) How's that?

Leona begins to covers her mouth and giggle Softly as the video itself abruptly ends.

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Shingo: Sooo? What do u guys think of that?

Terry: That sounds perfect!

Terry: You would make a fine Belmont one of these days

Shingo: Belmont?

Mary: Terry's been thinking u and that Richter look identical to one another

Shingo: Seriously?

Shingo: Wait. Does the Richter in the Smash Town has long or short hair?

Rock: Short. Kinda looks like your hair in a way

Shingo: Ooooh okay. Neat.

K': Nevermind all of that

K': Did I just saw Leona laughing on that video of yours?

Shingo: Uh....Yeah. She was gigging. Why?

K': I've worked with that girl for god knows how long at this point and I've never, on my life, seen her laugh before!

Shingo: Really? Not even a little chuckle?

K': Not even.

K': U guys think I should try and tell her a joke of some kind?

Terry: Don't see why not

Terry: But if u ever need some tips on how to make a joke land, I'm only one call away 😁👍

Mary: Yeah, K', I advise you to stay clear from learning lessons from Terry.

Rock: His jokes ranges from predictable puns to terrible dad jokes

Terry: Oh come on! The jokes I make are top tier quality!

Mary: Yeah, for middle age men who tries to be remotely humorous

Terry: Oh and like u two can come up with better punchlines

Rock: It may take a while to do, but we're up for the challenge

Mary: Damn right! Rocky and I got this in the bag!

Terry: Alright then. Come up with a good ass joke or two by tomorrow and I'll see if you two have the rights to critique my comedic abilities

Terry: I'll even take you out to Café if it's good enough. My treat ;)

Mary: U r so on, Bogard!

Rock: Challenge accepted!

K': Whatever. I'm gonna look up some jokes on the internet

Kula: I'm gonna get more morning ice cream

Meanwhile at the Southtown's Gym......

Leona: (Takes a Look at a Picture of the Headbanded Vampire Hunter on Shingo's Phone) So this is the person they compared you to?

Shingo: (Happily Nodded) Yep. Richter Belmont of the Belmont clan. He uses a whip and other weapons to hunt down Dracula and his forces. I didn't really think I would be compared to him up until now....

Leona: (Looks Back and Forth at Shingo and the Picture in Front of Her) The similarities between you two are uncanny....Though, I can't really imagine you using a whip in combat unfortunately.

Shingo: (Chuckles Lightly While Rubbing the Back of his Head Back and Forth) Yeah, neither can I honestly. Pretty sure I would've gotten myself smacked by that thing multiple times......Hey, speaking of which, do you wanna play Castlevania Sympathy of the Night with me and the others later on today? if you still have freetime on your hands of course.

Leona: I do. (Starts Looking Down and Rubbing her Arm.a Bit Shyly) I just.....never been good at playing video game.

Shingo: (Smiles Brightly) That's okay. We could teach you all there is to play until you get the hang of it. And if any of us get bored of it, we could always try a different game to play, your choice.

Leona: (Genuine Surprise by the Sudden Request) Oh!...Well....(Grabs her Chin While Thinking) I have heard from Kula how Mario Party was to you to all. So wouldn't mind trying that out eventually.

Shingo: (Smiles Brightly) Mario Party it is then. (Starts Stretching a Bit) Is there anything else you wanna do to pass the time until then?

Leona: I'm not sure.....Perhaps we could go back the coffee shop and talk some more? (Smiles a Little) I do enjoy your company quite a lot actually.

Shingo: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness) I enjoy yours too, Leona-san. And yeah, we could totally do that. I can even make us a beverage of our choices if they let me in the corner.

Leona: That's okay. You don't have to go out of your way to do that for me.

Shingo: I know, but I want to. You are my friend after all.

Leona: (Eyes Widens a Bit as Her Heart Slowly Begins to Melt into Sincere Happiness) And you are mines as well, Shingo Yabuki. Thank you.

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[emblemxeno]

Just saw someone on Twitter act like Dima's inability to see his worth as a person and the love other people have for him was an annoying character flaw because he's "an absolute monarch" rather than the devastating thing it is. Like honey. Seriously? The one who doesn't shirk his duties or complain about how annoying it is to have responsibility to other people is the one you're annoyed with when he shows his humanity?

Oh my gooooood, these people need to stop using big words just to get ego boosts on social media.

Like, these games are pretty damn obvious when they want you to really think about stuff, and Dimitri showing his self-depreciation in spite of his loved ones' support is about as obvious as a train hitting you. Nothing about his status relates to this stuff, so why is his being an "absolute monarch" matter when talking about it???

[having-a-hyperfixate]

The Final Day’‘

This is absolutely going to be long and rambley af so I’mma just put a cut here. This is just one massive post for the entire rest of the game.

Rindo is back in the RG somehow. Which makes less than no sense. What was that crazy beam. Shibuya is GONE there isn’t an RG to send him back to, even if someone did want to send him back?

That beam reminded me of the Jesus beams not gonna lie.

But… Fret. Presumably Nagi and Beat too. They’re. Gone. Poor Rindo… That’s the worst kind of gaslighting. Reality itself is gaslighting this poor kid. ‘Your best friend in the world is gone, so gone that no one remembers him. You don’t even get to mourn properly because there is no one TO mourn.’  I am also not okay.

I assume this random talking to us at Hachiko is the dude I saw a brief glimpse of in a screenshot from the final trailer. Hazuki Mikagi, okay. Everything about this is supremely weird. 

Leading this weirdo around and he asked how we feel about emotions? Um, what?

Was he responsible for that beam of light?

This whole thing is extremely unsettling, I don’t think I like it. The music is all… serene, this guy keeps asking existential questions, who even comes up to some kid clearly having a bad day and demands a tour of the city.

He knows Rindo’s name even though we never told him. Not sure if that was a slip or an intentional nudge that Something is going on but there we go.

‘I should take this chance to apologize for Kubo. He’s a real piece of work.’ WHAT. YOU SEND HIM TO SHINJUKU?!?! IS THIS KID GOD!? WHAT!??!

‘Exorcised’. Like a demon. Which is a psychic rank you can get in the first game, and probably this game, ergo, a thing that exists in this universe.

Okay. So this Hazuki guy is Something Else. I dunno if he’s an Angel or higher or WHAT. He’s something. And he “exorcised” what Fuckwad had Fallen to when he decided not to stop at Shinjuku and continue on to Shibuya. But he only did this after Rindo faught so hard to stop it. And then he gave Rindo what he thought Rindo wanted. And now he’s here trying to understand why Rindo is miserable. Which to us, as humans, is obvious: the people he loved, the connections and family he had made through the game are all gone and worse, no one remembers they ever existed.

And now he’s being offered the chance to try again. This feels like a double edged sword. And I don’t care.

Okay I actually kind of appreciate the thing Hazuki is pulling here. He knows what it is that Rindo wants, I’m pretty sure he’s listening to his thoughts, actually, and in order to make Rindo own up to it he’s arguing the ‘no’ position. Giving Rindo someone to argue against so he can convince himself.

WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAPPEN AT UDAGAWA.

Bruh some of these clips were in the announcement trailer.

(I can’t wait to read the secret reports. That’s gonna be a wild ride.)

Oooooh that’s what ‘exorcised’ means. That is hardcore. He definitely deserved it but that is uh. Slightly inconvenient.

Can we actually contact Rhyme this time PLEASE. Oooh Rindo worked out Kaie is waiting for Rhyme. :O I’M FINALLY GONNA GET MY MASSIVE COUNTER OFFENSIVE FUCK YES. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I’M PUMPED LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!!

Who’s gonna protect them. Beat. Really. Just give them the damn pins at this point. They both know their ways around a fight and Kaie might need the backup. If we lose, we’re all toast regardless, and if we win everyone gets put back where they belong.

AAAAAAAAAAAH SHE’S HERE!!! RHYME!!!! Aw… She can’t see Neku and Shoka cuz they’re actually dead. That’s really depressing. Makes sense but like. Oof. Especially for Neku.

I love that Rhyme still has a saying for everything.

This timeline is going to be a mess by the time I get everything positioned correctly lmao

Beat’s ‘How do you know about my sister?! Right, future.’ is never going to NOT be funny. It’s very refreshing to have a time travel plot where people just listen when he tells them shit needs to happen.

Is it acutaly Shiki time ohh my god. I might cry. Please tell me she has a face now. If her face is still illegal I will actually scream.

I’m offended. We didn’t get to go see Shiki. The betrayal. OH but now we might be? Stop playing with me, game. GIVE. ME. SHIKI.

Rindo was freaking out that we weren’t gonna be able to get rid of all the Noise around the café and I definitely threw my hands up and yelled when I saw the word ‘zeptogram’. And I read it before he said it, cuz I read v. fast. Nice to see you again, idiot. Please don’t go berserk again.

I am. Very impressed that Minamimoto managed to work out where the Dissonance Noise are coming from, down to the exact energy source that creates them. He nailed it. Well done sir.

I think… he’s proposing we awaken the city and use the energy generated by the thoughts and emotions of the living people to neutralize some of the Dissonance Noise that are waiting in the pin. Erode some of its power.

“How about this: I’ll talk, you type.” Lmao.

I got denied Shiki again. Part of me is annoyed. The other part of me is like ‘are they saving her entrance for when she can see Neku again properly because I can live with that’.

OH the Hishima cutscene is voiced now OKAY. Guess that means this is the one. Rhyme is voiced too. This is gonna be it.

And she speaks Minamioto. Coo.

Huh. Neku’s power is to sync with people. Which he learned to do in the first game. From Mr H, with the harmonizer pin. (Twister is playing and I have Emotions help) And now he’s gonna do it on an absolutely MASSIVE scale. This is insane. I am 1,000% here for it. Sync, Dive, Remind. And if I had to guess, we’re doing this atop 104.

Alright Shiba. ‘Mere. Tsugumi’s eyes aren’t all freaky anymore yay. Oh snap. He’s gonna unleash the Plague Noise against the Dissonance ones. Nice. Turnabout is fair play. I’m kinda sad Fuckwad isn’t here to witness that.

Alright. Change. Our. Fate.

SHIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I gave myself a headache ow.

“07734.” “Ew. Hey! Don’t just spout off numbers and walk away, you jerk!” That was amazing.

FUCK ME SIDEWAYS. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. NO. NO WAY. I DIDN’T THINK THERE WAS ANY WAY. OH. MY. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. This is the first time Neku’s seen him since Joshua failed to stop Coco from killing him. I’m. A puddle. Help. Neku looked so happy. My cat is slightly concerned haha.

Neku still holds his hands like he’s got the headphones. The same pose as in the first game when you scan. This gives me all the feels.

“They’re just mindless thoughts” Okay so I’m mentally exhausted at this point and I processed that as ‘thots’ and it was hilarious. BEGONE THOTS.

Okay this thing right here? This is a final boss. And it is cool as fuck. Too bad it’s trying to END ME. So cool. SO. COOL. Here comes phase 2 lol. I died and had to redo it. FML.

That. Was awesome. A worthy successor to the epic final strike of the first game. 999% eh?

I continue to not like Shinjuku rules. Once you’re a Reaper, leaving means you get erased once the game ends? Disrespectfully, fuck that. Oh don’t you dare, Shoka. Don’t. You. Dare.

Oh, Joshua is here. PLEASE. Lmao Shoka’s reaction. I’m sure he appreciates that, the drama queen.

*facepalms* Joshua strikes again. I’ve missed you, you little shit. You are terrible, but I missed you. Rindo, I’m pretty sure she’s fine. I think captain helpful over here reincarnated her for you. Since you saved him and his city. I guess I’ll see though.

Uzuki and Kariya continue to be adorable. I love them. And yeah, good luck calling in that debt from Minamimoto, Coco. Gooooood luck.

I’m having a lot of Joshua centered emotions right now there is too much Joshua all at once help. “I should have known I could trust you.” You are killing me dude. You really, really should have. I’m going to turn that line over in my head for way too long, I just know it, but let’s try to get through this before my brain turns off completely. “Let’s not keep her waiting.” OKAY THANKS I’M GONNA CRY AGAIN.

What Hazuki was saying about ‘purifying’ as opposed to ‘destroying’ Shinjuku makes me think that restarting it in some form was always part of the plan, so hopefully they’ll have luck with that. It’s still profoundly fucked up that any of that happened, and even more so that it was sanctioned. I’m. Going to be hung up on that for a while once it sinks in.

This poor idiot hitting on Rhyme is about to get got oh no XD

Shiki is breaking my heart. Aaaaaaaah!!! Reunioooooon.

Ooof it’s been a month since Rindo saw Shoka. Big oof. Joshuaaaaaa.

And then they almost got hit by a car lmao. OMG HE MISSED HER FRIEND REQUESTS AHAHAHAHAH YOU GOOBER. Neku really should have warned them that Joshua is Like That lol. Even when he’s being helpful it’s in the must backhanded way possible.

I would very much like to know why on earth Shinjuku needed to be obliterated though. Like. Does that… Happen often? Maybe the secret reports say.

Speaking of, time to get those, along with the rest of the trophies.

!!!! The title screen updated, NICE. Can’t let anyone who hasn’t beaten it see that but NICE.

There’s another Another Day. Oh boy. I am not ready for that madness yet.

Random thought as I was moving this from word, where I typed it: I’m really, really fucking glad they didn’t decide to deal with Mr H the way they dealt with sleezy mcfuckwad. That would have been… I don’t have a word.

[rawiswhore]

Jon Moxley (CZW) x Fem Reader- “I Wanna Be Your Dog”

Before he would become one of the most popular WWE wrestlers of the past 10 years, Dean Ambrose was a young up and comer wrestling in the indies.

Except he didn't go by Dean Ambrose, he went by his current name in AEW: Jon Moxley.

But he didn't quite look like the Jon Moxley we know now in All Elite Wrestling.

This Jon Moxley looked closer to what made him famous: Dean Ambrose.

Before he was signed by the WWE, Jon wrestled in the indie circuit, and the most famous (or rather, infamous) wrestling company he was known for being in was CZW: Combat Zone Wrestling.

CZW is a wrestling company known for being very, very violent.

So violent, it makes 90's ECW, the WWF's Attitude era and even the WWE's Ruthless Aggression era look like "WWE Saturday Morning  Slam".

It arguably isn't even wrestling, more like attempted murder.

It's just violent for the sake of being violent.

Poor Jon Moxley doesn't deserve to be in a wrestling company like this, no one does.

However, one of the most notorious type of wrestling matches is "dog collar matches", where 2 wrestlers wearing dog collars around their necks and have a chain attached to them have to break the chain.

Did Jon do a dog collar match in CZW? Yep!

Seeing him with a dog collar around his neck complete with a chain made you think of something, something a little kinky.

One day, when Jon was still in CZW and sometime after he had a dog collar match, you invited him to a hotel room, telling him an idea you had when seeing a dog collar match.

Yeah, it is kinky, even he knows that.

While he's never really did anything like this before, he doesn't mind your idea.

Before you ushered him to that hotel room, you brought that same chain and dog collar he wrestled in and put it in your bag.

When you and Jon were in a hotel room, his face, body, hair and clothes were completely blood free, he wasn't even sweaty.

His hair was thick and didn't have any bangs blocking his forehead, but he had a few thin strands of hair covering his face.

You had washed and cleaned his chain in the hotel room's bathroom sink, making sure it isn't bloody and sweaty.

You also undressed while in the bathroom until you were completely stark naked, the only thing you wore were some little open peep toed stiletto heels.

After his chain was washed and cleansed, you walked into the hotel room nude, where Jon was now standing on all fours, like how babies crawl, on the carpet, with that dog collar wrapped around his neck.

He had also taken his shirt off while you were busy washing that chain and undressing.

Perfect, you thought, grinning and smirking from the side of your face.

Dean's eyes grew wild seeing you naked, blood flowing into his shaft and making it more erect when you entered the hotel room.

Though, he's seen you naked before, he shouldn't be acting all surprised.

You walked up to him holding that chain, and once you stood right next to him, you squatted down to where he is and connected the chain to his collar, only to stand straight up afterwards while holding that chain.

You didn't just bring that dog collar and chain with you, but also brought a little whip with you so he'll obey you.

"You've been a bad, bad boy haven't you?" you asked him, putting the tips of your fingers under his chin and lifting his head, his eyes looking at you.

"Mmmmmmhmmmmmm" he admitted, nodding his head.

"What happens to naughty little boys?" you asked him.

"T-they get whipped?" he asked.

"That's right" you answered, grinning evilly.

You then yanked the chain and pulled him to you, where he crawled on all fours forward to your legs.

"Now take your pants off" you ordered him, picking up the whip from the bed. "Do as I say!"

You then swiftly spanked Jon's ass with that whip, his eyes tightened and he slightly cried out when that whip hit is ass.

Wonder if the whip reddened his ass despite him wearing jeans?

"Y-yes" he stuttered, and moved his hands to his jeans, where he unbuttoned and unzipped his jeans, pulling his jeans down to his knees. "Do you want me to take my briefs off?

"No, not yet" you confessed.

Jon is pretending to play a submissive, you're not really abusing him.

You stuck and pointed your foot in front of his face.

"Now kiss my foot" you ordered him. "Now!"

Your hand quickly whipped his ass one more time so he'll listen to you, you sounded like you meant business when shouting out "now!".

His body flinched and his face scrunched in pain when that whip smacked his rear end.

You didn't slide your foot out of the stiletto, there's a reason you're wearing opened toed stilettos and not tennis shoes.

"Y-yes" he whimpered, where he leaned into your foot and kissed the top of it, puckering his lips up and pressing his lips on your foot.

While you wouldn't mind him sucking your toes, it's nasty and gross for him to do that, even when your feet are washed and cleaned.

Your legs stood in front of him, completely smooth and hairless.

"Lick my leg" you ordered him "Now"

You yanked his chain again, pulling him closer to you.

He scrambled up closer to you by crawling on his hands and knees.

He leaned his face into one of your calves, where he pressed the tip of his tongue on your calf.

He let his tongue slide up your leg, he raised his body up more and more while his tongue caressed your leg, tasting your smooth, hairless leg.

His tongue tickled your skin when he licked your leg, your nipples became more erect and blood rushed to your clit while his tongue stroked your leg.

His tongue licked over your knee, moving up the bump of your knee, and his body rose up more and more when his tongue licked up your thigh.

Both of your thighs didn't have any hair on them, and his tongue slid up the middle of your thigh until it stopped at the very top of your leg.

"Now, eat my pussy" you ordered him "Lick and suck my clit"

Jon loves your pussy, how wet and salty it tastes but it still takes delicious, he could nearly lick his lips, but he's afraid you won't allow  him to lick his lips.

He shifted his head over to your pussy, where your thighs and legs slightly spread apart, and he buried his face in your pussy that was completely shaved.

He placed his tongue on your pussy, where he slid his tongue up your vagina, tasting and licking your twat.

Your cunt tasted salty and moist, but so delicious.

The tip of his tongue reached your clit, where he proceeded to lick over your clitoris, shifting his tongue to lick horizontally across your clit.

His tongue licked over your clitoral hood and licked up and down your clitoris vertically as well as horizontally.

You dropped the leash from your hand, moving that hand behind his head and lacing your fingers deep in his thick hair, your fingers getting lost in his hair.

You pulled him closer and forward into your twat, but you hope you're not suffocating him.

"Mmmmm, Jon" you moaned, leaning your head back and your eyes rolling in the back of your head. "Lick me even more!"

His tongue increased the pace, where he proceeded to caress and stroke your clit with his tongue, specifically the tip of his tongue.

"Goddamn it, Jon!" you moaned, not sounding angry or annoyed at him, but like you're having an orgasm. "Make me cum!"

Your pussy feels like it's getting wetter and wetter while his tongue licks your clit, and inside, you're elevating higher and higher while he's eating you out.

You want to call him "Daddy", but he's the sub in this intercourse.

"Suck my clit!" you ordered him to do, he shouldn't forget to suck one of your commands.

He wrapped his lips around your clitoris, where he proceeded to suck on your clit, putting his clit in between his lips.

"Ohhhhh, kiss my clit!" you commanded him, and he made out with your clitoris like it was your lips, pressing his lips on your clit only to separate his mouth a few inches away from your clitoris, then to kiss your clit again.

He did this over and over again, sometimes he even puckered his lips up and pressed his lips on your clit, his lips nudging and burying into your clitoris.

His lips were touching a nerve inside your vagina, your G-spot, that feels so good.

Your fingers scrunched up some of his hair, but you didn't pull his hair, luckily.

While you're moaning and he's licking your clit up, you're worried and afraid that there will be people next door who will hear you sexually moaning.

Jon's worried about this as well, but people have sex in hotels and motels all the time.

Jon's mouth is lubricating your clit with his saliva while he sucks and licks it.

The tips of your fingers curled up in his hair behind his head, your finger tips locking his hair under your fingers.

"This feels sooooo gooooood!" you moaned and cried out. "Make me cum!!!"

He tried to suck and lick your clit at the same time, the tip of his tongue flicking up and down in a vertical line, his tongue feeling the little slit in the middle of your clitoris.

"Oh-Oh my God, I'm gonna cum!!" you exclaimed, and pretty soon, your pussy creamed and leaked out some salty, slippery white cum out of your twat hole, your clit pounding and throbbing after you had came. "Now clean me up with your tongue!"

Assuming he meant to clean your pussy up with his tongue (which is obviously what you mean), his tongue drifted and lolled out of his mouth and down the middle of his chin, where he cleaned your twat up with his tongue.

His tongue licked up the middle of your pussy vertically, where you had came, and licked up and down the middle of your twat like it was a popsicle.

His tongue was lapping up any cum that leaked out of your pussy hole, and sometimes his tongue drifted over to your pussy flaps to check and see if there's any more cum.

Not really, surprisingly.

When he cleaned your pussy up, you whacked his bottom again, shouting and ordering him to stand up.

He pulled himself up from the floor, but you grabbed onto his leash when his head reached your chest.

"Now suck my nipple" you ordered him to do "And tweak the other one"

They don't call him the titty master for nothin'.

He leaned into one of your breasts and proceeded sucking your nipple, whereas he placed your nipple in between the pads of his index finger and thumb, where he tweaked and twisted your nipple.

Even though it feels really good when he tweaks your nipples and all, should he really be doing this, considering you've already came?

Hmmmmm...

You actually talked over with him while he sucked your nipple, breaking character.

He shrugged his shoulders, suggesting to do whatever you want.

You decided for him to suck your nipple while tweaking the other nipple, and that was that.

Later on, he sucked the other nipple and tweaked the previous nipple he sucked on.

He licked your nipples as well and you ordered him to do that.

Honestly, you would rather be Jon's sex slave instead of vice versa, it's so much hotter and sexier.

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I'm thinking of writing a part 2 to this fanfic or even typing more to this fic.

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 13.10.20 lb

askjdshkfjdhkfkjdhfkj vansh being told the number of things that went wrong in the 24ish hours he wasn't in this house of horrors and his face is like THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DON'T LEAVE YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES ALONE

lol, like i said in the firsttttttttt lb, vansh is taking this news realllllllll chill. he's not mad at riddhima at allllllllll for keeping all this from him. 

saasuji, chachi, and aryan adding some shuddh desi ghee in this aag. can't blame them. riddhima IS a colossal pain in the ass.

lmao one more bomb thrown on vansh, ki sejal bhi kidnap hui hai aur yahin kahin hai. yaaaaaar, i never thought i'd feel this bad for Ghar Ka Bada Beta after shivaay, but this man is truly having to deal with The Most.

accusation after accusation thrown left and right, and vansh is literally like

man, idk why kabir does any of this devious planning and effort. with allllllll this dumbfuckery, it's just a matter of time before the raisinghanias go extinct from SHEER STUPIDITY. he should just bide his time and let them wipe themselves out. should take like, 3 months, tops.

VANSH HAS A BOMB OF HIS OWNNNNNNNNN: “SEJAL MERE PAAS HAI.” WHUT??!!?!?!?

lmao the panic on allllllllllll these fools' faces hearing that vansh has sejal. dadi and siya are the only oblivious and unbothered ones here.

hahahahahaha vansh turns around and sees YET another fucker who's out to test him and is like MOTHERF....... AB TU KAUN HAI BEYYYYY

vansh playing march 24th waale modiji and is like NONE OF YOU FUCKERS LEAVING THE HOUSE FROM NOW ON. NO ONE. EVER.

dang this growly vansh aint the smiley simp from the last 2-3 eps. i'm intrigued.

he promises everyyyyyything's gonna come out in a bit. yissssssssssssssss *grabs my popcorn from the rasoda*

vanshhhhhhhh OUT!

my queschun is ki does mishra know he's fully being made to shady shit by kabir or not!?!?!??!?

mishra not picking phone. he dedddddddddddd, lol. #RIPMishra

KABIR WTF DON'T BE PULLING THE DUDE'S WIFE AROUND LIKE THIS. OH GOD THEY'RE FULLY GONNA GET MURDERED TODAY. 

ainvayi ka nakli fikar and some chugli against vansh.

REJECTED. honestly, she's really asking to be murdered, lol. sis, you can't be playing both parties like this.

lol kabir is meeeeeeee, so sick and tired of heterosexual ppl in love.

blah blah blah find out what he knows.

lmao everyoneeeeeeeeee is panickkkkkk.

WHY DOES HE KEEP TAKING HIS BLOODY MASK OFFFFFFFF

AND DESTROYING PROPERTY AND MAKING NOISE TO DRAW MORE ATTENTION TO THE ROOM. KABIR, SATYAAANAAASH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE SMART ONE HERE.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP.

lolololololololololllllllll mummy ki haalat kharaab.

kabir using his half brain cell and not panicking out of control. good.

god bless this vapid praani. idhar sab ki hawa tight hai aur isko apni hairstyle ki padi hai. he's like an evil rudra from IB.

chachi is relatably stress-eating carbs. my most potent coping mechanism.

aryan is like, chillllllll this is mauke pe chauka type situation. 

ASDLFKDSLKFJDLSKFJDLSJFLDSKJFL VANSH WHY ARE YOU LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HE LAMINATED IT AND EVERYTHING HAHAHAHAHHAHA GODDDDDDD I LOVE HIS PETTY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

chalo inn madam ki baari ab, phat ke haath mein aane ki.

helllllllllllllllo, sir. immediate aankhon ko thandak now that he changed out of that red suit.

damn, my aankhein not the only thing thandiiiiiii in this room. temp just dropped to -20 with how chilly he's being to her.

SIS HAS WIPED HER SWEATY UPPER LIP SO MANY TIMES KI FREEFUND KI MOOCHON KI WAXING HO GAYI HAI FRICTION SE. BEHEN POWDER THAT SHIT AND STOP TOUCHING IT; YOU'RE GIVING THE WHOLE GAME AWAY. JESUS. ISKO SPY BANAAKE BHEJA HAI?!?!?! ISKO?????? 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

lol does he look like he gives a rat’s ass about sejal and your ramkathaa??????

DUDE STOP RAMBLING. JESUS. YOU'RE SOFA KING BAD AT THIS.

speaking of bad sofas, wth is up with the RIDICULOUSLY high backed chairs in this house, they look fucking insane.

vansh willing her to STFU with his eyes is honestly me.

“maine apni pasand badal li, riddhima.” yiiiiiiiiikes. he's not just talking about cologne, is he???

but also, you deserve much better than this twit, so good for you, my man. you deserve to be with someone who at least has six (6) brain cells.

dhat tere ki. he still seems into her. bloody heterosexuality. hum sabko le doobegi.

“itni nervous kyun ho tum aaj?”

NERVOUSNESS JAAYE BHAAD MEIN; I WOULD FUCKING NEVER LET ANYONE TOUCH MY FACE WITH THEIR BLOODY HANDKERCHIEF EXCUSE ME SIR THIS SKIN TAKES A LOT OF MAINTENANCE I CANNOT HAVE YOU DABBING AT IT WITH YOUR FILTHY POCKET CLOTH AND RISKING BREAKOUTS I MUST INSIST YOU REASSURE AND COMFORT ME FROM 2 FEET AWAY THANK YOU

riddhima trying valiantly to bluff her way through this conversation but vansh is like me on online shopping sites after filling my cart full of stuff: NOT BUYING IT.

literally me any time someone touches my face. internally screaming and thinking about how i’ll have to go dab tea tree oil all over to preemptively stop a breakout.

uhhhhhhhhhhh, she didn't say anything about wanting to know what sejal said to you????? mind-reading is very rude and an invasion of privacy, vansh!!!!!

4 pm, kab bajenge bloody 4, out with it alreadyyyyyyyyy.

lol that tinnnnnnnnny smirk of his as he leaves.

no but forreal, imagine living with this dramaticass man who promises big shows at a given time, like honestly i would be so fucking annoyed. at least shivaay never planned his big living room all-family conferences and made ppl WAITTTTTTTTT for it.

mummy is like kabir plsssssssssssss gtfo.

riddhima is useless as ever and has no info. big surprise.

AEDKLSJFLDSKJLFSKJFLKSDJL HE SNUCK UP ON HER

mummy always been knowing that riddhima is a fucking nikammi.

ok notttttttttt cooool my man. phone is private shit. 

off kardiya shaaaani ne.

lol kiskoooooooo pappu bana rahi ho behen, this man knows everyyyyyyyyything.

was that HIS phone he just picked up and left? usmein recording kar raha tha toh??????

honestly can you even blame vansh for being such a shakki shakeel, his house is filllllllllled with fucking snakes.

THIS FOOL JUST BE WALKING AROUND USING ALL THE MAIN DOORS AND SHIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MANNNNNNNNN

asjdkasjdkajshkdsj and the prize for most valiant effort at hide and seek goes to.................

peripheral vision naam ki bhi koi cheez hoti hai, bhai. use karle.  

4 BAJ GAYE LEKIN PARTY ABHI BAAKI HAI, ABHI TOH PARTY SHURU HUI HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 🥳🥳🥳

hahahahahhahahaha what the fuck his ass actually has a fulllllllllblown sirens blowing at 4 pm. like not a small tinkly alarm too, this is like those sirens they have blaring at big factories and shit.

riddhima dressed in that promo waali sari where nothing good happens so............ good luck sis.

(but also this is the sari anika wore when they fucked in laal ishq so maybeeeeeeeeee good times are incoming???)

HE ACTUALLY TURNED AROUND AND TOOK HIS PLACE, FOR MAXIMUMMMMMMM EFFECT. THIS MAN AND HIS FLAIR FOR THE DRAMATIC. I LOVE IT.

“yeh sab kya ho raha hai vansh??”

“chaar baj gaye, dadi.”

yes. totally a satisfactory explanation for this shit. thanks vansh. but you COULD have mentioned in your notes ki 4 baje ko jo hona tha, was a scheduled fire drill.

ANY HIGH TENSION SITUATION MAKES ME WANNA PEE REAL BAD, AND GIRLS, MY BLADDER IS REAL HURTY RN.

also lord, this one’s base makeup is too yellow toned too. just look at the contrast between his face and his ear.

askdlajlkdjlasjdlasjlkj he sat right on THAT table.

“toh bataao mujhe: kya hua, kyun hua, aur kaise hua.”

.............. like.... who are you talking to? and what exactly are you referring to? you want me to like start from the big bang and the creation of the universe and evolution and all that jazz, ya like, from this morning when i woke up?

(it’s stupid shit like this i would ask that would get me fully murdered in a sitch like this. damn my smartassery, it’s gonna get me killed.)

lol aryan is up first. we love to see it. OUT WITH IT, YOU WEASELLY LITTLE SHIT.

noooooooooooooo, he didn't even let him properly stew and sweat over it. ouff vansh, kuch toh dramatic pause dete.

“afwaa phaili hai ki meri nazar baaz se tez hai..........”

why all the guys on colors these days gotta be baaz and cheel and god knows what else?!?!!?

OH DAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

OH HELLLLLLLLLLLLLL HE DID USE HIS PERIPHERAL VISION AFTER ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GOOOOOOD JOBBBBBBBBB VANSHHHHHHHHHHH

KABIR TU TOH GAYAAAAAAAAAA #RIPKABIR

akjsadkjhskjdhkjskask ngl i am fucking thrilled by this development

riddhima and mummy having simultaneous heart attacks though. lol idc, die bitches.

lmao kabir looking reallllllllllll ulta-chor-kotwaal-ko-daante for someone who got caught hiding inside a table.

DANG, I ACTUALLY CANNOT WAIT FOR THE NEXT EP????????? SHIT. THIS STUPID SHOW HOOKED ME IN SOOOOOOOOO EASY. 😫😫😫

[stranger-who-writes-fiction]

So 5x18...

...Well hot d*mn.

Man when Supergirl fires on all cylinders...HOO BOY.

Case in point: *gestures to all of 5x18*

To be clear: I liked this one.

A WHOLE LOT.

Not that I disliked 5x17, necessarily. It’s just that 5x18 was more... Entertaining? ...I dunno. I dunno how to explain it.

...Okay yes I do and that explanation is: Someone remarked on Kara’s use of language and Kara overcompensated on the ‘NOooOOooOO I’m totally 100% normal!’ AND there was a musical quote AND it was WHILE TEAMING UP WITH ALEX TO FOLLOW A LEAD.

But I’m getting ahead of myself let’s backtrack...

TO THE TOWER! WITH ALEX! NIA! KARA! AND M’GAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!

June Foray voice: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!?!?!

I know I’m not the first person to make that reference but it’s always fitting and, for real, recurring character status WHEN. (I mean. Obviously I would prefer series regular but that feels like a big ask considering that all future TV production is...uh. Ah. Erm....

...Up in the air. At the moment.)

And then we check in with the Luthors and Non Nocere isn’t working???

I am shocked! Shocked, I say!

And then we’ve got Obsidian doing something ill-advised which is basically the company’s MO at this point but KELLY AND WILLIAM ARE ON THE CASE REGARDLESS.

(So that’s kinda the one thing I’m sad about re: the Crisis reset; Andrea’s character development. But she’s sticking around for next season so I’m not too upset that she remains...kinda...one note for now.)

And THEN the library scene. 

It was so gooooood.

Then Leviathan and okay. Alright. Okay. Huge points in this episode’s favor: Rama Khan feels like a far more significant threat. And I feel like 80% of that is the fact that they just let him wear normal clothes. Thank you, show. Thank. You.

Also the rock effects were way better in this episode because they weren’t footing the bill for a giant crossover episode this time around

I am a little confused, though, by what has and has not happened with regards to Rama Khan on Earth Prime. Did the pre-Crisis stuff...happen? The dialogue...kinda made it hard to decide one way or the other. ‘He hasn’t been seen on this Earth for 100s of years’ but then also, ‘a chilly place you know quite well.’ So...he...did go to the Fortress. And fight Kara? But...all that stuff before Crisis...???

...Not gonna bother with that right now.

POINT IS...Leviathan is finally like...invested in killing Supergirl* and menacing in a very real way which both raises the stakes and makes it personal and that’s way more interesting than ‘nebulous evil organization that must be stopped.’

*I know they kinda sorta already did the whole, ‘let’s kill the Kryptonian!’ and invaded the Fortress but I don’t know what to tell ya, it was just lackluster.

J’ONN AND M’GAAAAAANNNNN

I am firmly in camp: I don’t care if they’re never green again I love seeing them in the super suits with their human faces IT’S GREAT.

Love that Nia’s snoring interrupts the moment.

Also love the deck of Rama Khan playing cards, that must’ve been a fun project for the graphic designers.

Then we’ve got William and Kara at CatCo and it’s baked goods! A hilarious line delivery by Staz! A ridiculous fabrication involving a shy, violent cat!

...Now I want Alex to actually own a shy, violent cat!

“Cats love me, for some reason.” “Of course they do.”

Side note: Love Kara’s blazer.

And then it’s ALIEEEEEENS TO THE RESCUE!

WHAT A TEAM UP, FOLKS.

We love to see it.

The interrogation scene is good n’ tense and ramps up to a very impressive showdown in the DEO (but BEFORE the sparks really start flying we get that rad shot of Kara leaping through the window and doing the superhero landing and it’s just

Perfection.)

Also perfect? Lex playing a game of transmatter pickle with the prisoners.

Then we jump back to the DEO where things are not going well!

Like, really really bad! 

But J’onn and M’gann save the day! If not the building!

RIP DEO. 2016-2020

Obituary: The DEO headquarters is survived by its elder sibling, the DEO desert base.

Look none of the favs work there anymore save for Kara and Brainy and they’re both gonna be better off working freelance for J’onn but I do expect Brainy to at least pick up some additional cash by working as a Lyft driver next season.

Me, watching the characters struggle to make it in the gig economy: I feel so seen.

The final portion of the episode is just ALL ACTING and I must say...good stuff.

Like. This cast, man. They take the plot points I’ve been ‘meh’ about all season and they turn in some stellar performances and suddenly I’m like STANDING OVATION, CAN’T WAIT TO SEE WHERE THIS GOES.

Also, reason #342 I love Jon Cryer’s Lex: that scene with Lena.

Terrifying.

Full disclosure: I went in to this episode fully prepared to be really annoyed with whatever was going to happen with Lena and I still don’t...love the trajectory of this season, being so tied up in her personal drama but. 

But.

Katie McGrath’s performance...went an awful long way here. In making this...not as bad as it could have been.

Like tearfully admitting she was hurt? And that hurt was the basis of all the nonsense she pulled? Finally owning up to the fact that this was never truly about the greater good but that it was all rooted in some personal issues and OUTRIGHT STATING SHE WAS BEHAVING LIKE A VILLAIN????

I am. Extremely impressed.

EVEN MORE IMPRESSIVE THOUGH: Kara remaining distant both physically and emotionally throughout that scene! Not in like, a cold uncaring way, but in a, ‘I have emotions and I have a right to feel them and set boundaries in regards to my trusting you right now given all that has transpired’ kind of way.

GOOD. YES. GOOD.

(Lex’s outburst has that kind of same Nice Guy undertone--albeit more pronounced and rage-y--as Lena’s in the Fortress. Like, ‘I supported you and you still rejected my plot to take over the world’ and ‘I was kind to you and you still messed up my mind control’ which...I dunno I might just be digging in too deep here in order to further justify the character turn but I think Cryer’s performance regardless is a really sobering wake up call for Lena, different than Lex stuff we’ve seen before. It’s close and intense and uncomfortable in a way that really sells the motivation.)

“You’re a monster...but that doesn’t mean I have to be one too.”

Wow. Might be...the first time I’ve liked Lena all season.

...whispers: might be the first time I’ve liked her ever at all

For real: credit where it’s due, that was an excellent line read.

*insert applause here*

CUT TO ADORABLE J’ONN AND M’GANN MOMENT 

D’aaaawwwwwwwwww

But, look, it’s a little undermined by the fact that they both gotta try and embrace in those bulky super suits, I’m sorry, it’s true

...Maybe it’s more endearing that way?

HEY remember how I foolishly assumed that the now-unemployed Alex would simply continue to work with J’onn in an investigative capacity and, ya know, NOT jump straight back into costumed badassery? 

HA. HAHA HAHAAAA.

Those leaked set photos make sense now.

OH NO, WILLIAM!

Real glad Staz confirmed he’s returning. Otherwise I would not be able to DEAL WITH THE STRESS.

I already talked a little bit about the loft scene but some additional points! Beautiful lighting. Wonderful score. Excellent performances all around.

A truly great end to a truly great episode.

Like, it makes me retroactively sad, that we’re only getting 5x19, as opposed to 5x19 and 5x20 because I wish that the crew/writers/actors had a little more space to let all of this good work they’ve done settle and breathe. 

(But also, it was good that they stopped production, from a safety standpoint, so. Can’t be too upset.)

And, regardless of how the next episode goes down (b/c I’m gonna be real, SG always does really great set-ups for their season finales and then kinda...rushes to the finish line and that can only be further exacerbated in this particular case) I’m just really impressed with this effort here.  

...but also LET’S TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE SOME WILD GUESSES. Specifically, what is Alex’s vigilante name gonna be??? 

...

Alright I generally try to avoid addressing specific fandom complaints in these things b/c I generally try to avoid the fandom itself but of course some stuff has already leaked through all of my blocks/muting so:

‘Lena didn’t apologize!’ The words ‘I’m sorry’ were not said, sure, but 1.) season’s not over and 2.) for Lena, admitting she was wrong is huge. HUUUUUUUGE. It’s solid character growth and I really wish various subsets of fandom would recognize that it’s not fun, when fans hold on to negative stuff from characters’ past and refuse to acknowledge that the characters have changed.

‘Brainy should have seen this coming!’ This one is kind of more down to personal preference I guess but I feel like they’ve established that Brainy’s got a bit of a blindspot due to his feelings about his friends, so I don’t take this as a knock against his intelligence so much as him being stretched fairly thin because he’s playing all sides, and worried about the people he loves. YMMV, though. 

All the ‘fix-it’ stuff re: the last scene, by making Kara immediately forgive Lena. Lose me with that nonsense, bleh. 

[peacefulwriter88]

F**k Buddies

Johnny Storm x WoC

Warnings: Language (duh) SMUT (also duh) so 18+ children

A/N: I am feeling not great enough to write for any of Seb or Chris’ other characters right now but I can write random, no plot drivel with a not so serious character like Johnny Storm.

I can also foresee this fun little one shot becoming a mini series. So maybe prep for that. And by maybe I mean it's probs gonna happen. As usual moodboard by me so give credit where it's due!  

As always moodboard created by me so like/reblog for credit 

_______

Your room danced in cotton candy pink, sorbet orange and candy corn yellow, flickering over your cherry oak dresser, a small pile of discarded clothes and the large queen size bed your aunt had given you when you had decided to move to New York.

Its bright enough to make you groan as your hand naturally reaches out at your nightstand, grabbing your phone and checking the time.

8:05 a.m.

Why did you naturally wake up so early on Saturdays?

You throw your phone back on the cheap oak wood, turning over to your side and nearly scream.

Sleeping peacefully by your side, mouth slightly ajar and long lashes tickling his cheek was no other than your handsome though very annoying brother’s best friend.

“What are you doing here!?”

Your voice is too loud, causes you to wince and grip at your pounding head hating, hating, hating whoever had convinced you to pound the tequila that you knew would take the next two days to work its way through your body.

Johnny moans, his eyes pinching together before he opens one, his bright blue eye greeting your own.

“Oh shit….” he closes his eyes, snuggles deeper back into his pillow as he mumbles, “you actually slept with me?”

“I did not -” you want to finish the statement, want to make it adamantly clear that you did not allow Johnny Storms nasty most likely STD ridden dick to enter your vaginal walls but a shift under the covers reveals your nakedness, the delicious soreness that can only come from a fresh fucking and you groan, shaking your head.

“Oh my god, oh my god, oh my gooooood.” you squeak and Johnny chuckles, shifts his body to situate himself closer to you.

“Relax. I feel like a truck might have hit me but I feel like we were pretty good together.”

“Oh no. No, no, no - none of that,” you shift, trying to push him away from your body but he’s sturdy - fuck his pounds of muscles that your hands were enjoying just a little too much as they slid over his chest. “Get away! Go home!”

“I live on the other side of town,” he groans, easily throwing an arm over your body and placing his face in the crevice of your neck.

“Can’t you flame your ass on then? I need sleep. I need a tequila detox. A Johnny detox. Probably need to get tested for cooties. And STD’s.”

“Ouch Y/N. What did I ever do to deserve that string of insults?” his face is still hidden in the crevice of your neck, the vibrations of his words tickling your neck, “Besides. I’d love a sober play by play of last night's events.”

“No. Johnny - this isn’t a good idea,” already probably one of your worse. “We made a promise to each other. In the 11th grade when I kissed you after my asshole boyfriend broke up with me prom night. We wouldn’t sleep with each other. We wouldn't make it weird.

This. This just made it weird.”

Johnny sighs, looks up from his place at your neck,

“Jesus Christ Y/N can’t you give yourself a day and not be a tight coil of fucking stress?”

“You know I was diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder.”

“Yeah you and the other 90% of un-diagnosed American’s in this country. It's called societal pressure and it only affects you if you give two shits in what the masses thinks about you.” he deadpans and you scoff, before smacking his head.

“Oww,” he laughs. “The fuck was that for?”

“Being rude. Anxiety isn’t funny.”

“I never said it was. I simply - “

“Simply had to open your stupid mouth and prove how smart you are. Noted. Got it. Whatevah.”

You throw your head back on the pillow sighing and Johnny exhales, raises his head higher to get a better view of your face. Your eyes are focused on the ceiling, he can feel the way your right finger taps quickly against your mattress as you take deep, long breaths.

“Y/N,” he says softly and you flicker your eyes over to him, “What's really so bad about sleeping with me?”

“Beyond the fact that you can’t keep your dick in your pants?!] You’re just this player asshole guy that like will fuck anything that breathes with a vagina, you don’t have any respect for any girl and, and and….” you don’t want to say the rest.

You don’t want to get attached to the human torch.

Johnny was funny, witty, talented. But he was a lady’s man and an asshole, his ego had grown monumentally since becoming the torch (and that was saying a lot for someone’s ego who was already as big as the sun) and so what you crushed on him since you were in 6th grade. Johnny didn’t take women seriously. They were a past time or a hobby.

Like baseball or knitting.

You didn’t want to be a past time in the Johnny Storm little black fuck book.

“And……?”

“Don’t fucking worry about it. Just….leave.”

Johnny watches you, eyebrows raising before shaking his head,

“No.”

“No!?” you ask incredulously, looking down at him and he smirks, nods.

“Yeah, no. I don’t want to leave yet. I want to revisit what happened last night.”

“Listen I don’t know how attending a scientific museum gala to honor Reed and Susan turned into me taking a lot of fucking tequila shots and then dragging you to fuck me stupid at my apartment...oh fuck!

I hope, pray, will that Julie left last night. Fuck.”

You throw your hands over your eyes, not caring that it's going to shift your fake lashes. If Julie knew that you fucked Johnny she’d never let you leave it down.

“Fuck Julie and I are Eskimo sisters.”

“Not technically,” Johnny says, his hands moving over your lush thick thighs, dancing to your center, “Technically Julie gave me a blow job and I didn't return the favor. So really, you’re more like Eskimo cousins? Second cousins?”

Right. Because that would make it better.

Though you couldn't get that out, no, not when Johnny’s large hands were distracting you.

“What are you doing?” you ask shakily, wishing you could combat what he had just mentioned about your roommate but unable to focus on anything but the way his long fingers slowly spread your legs a part.

“What are you talking about?”

“You! What are you doing?”

He smiles as he looks back up at you, full lips tugging into a smile as his index finger skims up the folds of your vagina, causing you to catch your breath as your eyes fall on his. He’s watching you, curiosity dancing in his irises.

“Stop it.”

“Okay. Though...I think you like it…”

He dips a finger in, teasingly and you naturally hum, arch into him.

“....you’re being manipulative.”

“I’m being curious. Besides, you look beautiful in the morning.”

You snort out laughter as your eyes fall on him,

“Wow. That an original that normally works on the ladies?”

Johnny pulls a finger away from you completely, out from under the covers,

“No, I don’t normally tell the ladies anything of the sort. Sure if there hot I’ll give credit where it's due but I’m not responsible to build their self-esteem. That's what their future boyfriends are for.”

“But you care enough to build mine? Right...” your voice is skeptical as he inserts the finger that was just in you in his mouth, sucking on it slowly before releasing it from the grips of his tongue with a pop.

“Hmmm. Delicious.”

You lick your lips, shift your eyes away from his face. Move it away from the satisfaction on his face from your flavor and he smiles as he pulls the covers down,

“It doesn't have to be serious if you like.”

“You’re never serious Johnny,” you whisper as your breast spring free from your comforters confines, your nipples betraying your attraction and he bites his lip as he flickers his eyes down to them. “I just don’t want to soberly be …..dumb.”

“You couldn’t be dumb even if you wanted to be Y/N,” he bends down, his hot breath hitting the fatty tissue of his breath, “But if you want to fuck on and off casually I’d be down for that. I could commit to fucking you regularly if you did the same.”

“That’s called dating Jonathan.”

“Whatever.” his mouth encapsulates your left breast and you moan, hands naturally moving to his buzzed hair as his hands widens your legs, fingers finding your clit and squeezing it lightly, causing you to whisper out his name.

“Fuck yes…..” your voice wavers and Johnny smiles against your skin, looks up at you.

“You’re fucking hot when you’re turned on.”

His tongue darts out, slowly teases around your pebbled nipple, eyes never shifting from your own and there is something enticingly erotic about it, causing you to watch him as he plays with your clit slowly, watching the way you react to him,

“Okay...” you groan, annoyed that he won. Annoyed that he knew how to tug on your strings so he could win.

“Okay what?” he asks innocently, mouth moving towards your other breast and you throw your head back on your pillow as you moan out,

“Okay let's be fuck buddies.”

He snorts, shakes his head as his mouth envelopes over your right breast, gently bites down on it. You push him closer, causes him to moan around the same time you do and he ruts his hips into your mattress, causing your vagina to clench around nothing.

You wanted him in you so bad it wasn’t fair.

“Great. That’s all I’m asking. Nothing serious. I fuck you. You fuck me. Maybe we get takeout or go to a game but only if it means I can fuck you in the bathroom of said game.”

You laugh as you shake your head,

“Johnny you don’t like fucking more than one girl.”

“Other girls normally bore me.”

“But I don’t?”

“No, you don’t. Never have. So what do you say?,” his voice is a mumble against your skin, his hands moving lower to push your legs wider, “you in?”

You close your eyes, think about all the ways this would go south and blow up in your face. Then you look down at Johnny, who’s fixated on your breast, eyes closed as his mouth makes your breast your prisoner, yanking another moan out of you as your core clenches deeper, your body shaking with pleasure.

“Deal.”

He snaps his eyes open as he pulls away from your skin, a large gob of spit glistening on his lips as he smiles at you.

“Great. You’re not going to regret it.” he hovers over you, the head of his cock teasing at your walls as he smiles down at you.

“Shall we seal the deal?”

You roll your eyes as your hands find his hips, moving your hips up to meet his as he enters you slowly and you both groan as you whisper,

“Do me a favor and shut the fuck up and fuck me dumb so I have an excuse for making this dumb deal.”

He leans down, presses a kiss to your lips that catches you off guard, causes you to naturally open your mouth to greet his tongue, allowing him to dominate over you as he pulls away and snaps his hips into you.

“Consider it done.”

_____

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[dailynoahimagines]

Hating Lana Condor Part 4

 Summary: You have been promoted at Vogue and today is your chance to show your boss you can do this job. It’s supposed to be a perfect day on set, that is until you Lana Condor shows up to ruin it. 

Warnings: Mild language. WC: 1080

The Vogue Internship had been so successful, you had been offered a full-time position as a junior stylist. The sun was just beginning to rise over the Los Angeles skyscrapers, sending a warm light into the new decorated office space, thanks to a company credit card with your name on it.

“Knock knock.”

Turning, you see your supervisor Jenny holding a large mug of coffee.

“Brought this for you,” she says smiling.

“Thank you, I should be doing that for you!” You say, your cheeks flushing.

“Don’t worry about it. It’s going to be a busy day, you’re gonna need the energy. We’ve got a full day of shooting today, you’re due in the wardrobe in half an hour.”

You smile as you take the coffee. “Sure, thing boss.”

“Oh, and I’ve emailed you the call sheet for the day.” Jenny says, before heading back out.

Sipping at the coffee, you open your emails and open the lasted unread message. Jenny wasn’t wrong. It was going to be a busy day.

You had last minute style checks for this months cover girl. It was your job to make sure all the clothes were steamed and pressed, and in their garment bags. Then you had to head to set and make sure all the clothes were there and ready to go for the day. If you were lucky, Jenny would let you dress and style the model. Lately, she’d been giving you more and more responsibility.

Eager to impress, you take your coffee with you as you head to the wardrobe. As you stepped foot in the vogue wardrobe, your eyes widen and you feel a sort of warm feeling spread throughout your body.

You’d been in here several times before, but the Vogue Wardrobe simply took your breath away every time. Your phone rings, distracting you.

“Noah, hey babe how are you?”

“I’m good, how’s it going at work?” He asks, his voice still rough from sleep.

“It’s great. I’m just about to go over the final checks now for the big shoot we have today.”

“Aw well good luck for today. I’ll be thinking of you.” Noah says through a stifled yawn.

 Clicking the phone shut, you gather all the clothes together and make sure each of the styled looks match the photos. Picking up the polaroids of the model, you stop dead. Heart beating faster and hands turn clammy as you realise who the model is.

No. Way.

Lana effing Condor.

Jenny walks into the wardrobe. She smiles, but it quickly drops when she sees your face. “Hey what’s wrong?”

“Lana Condor is the cover model this month?”

Jenny’s face lights up. “I know, isn’t it great?!”

“Yeah, great.” You reply, feigning excitement.

“Get those clothes all ready, they need to be down to set in twenty minutes.”

You finish steaming the clothes and finish putting them in the garment’s bags. Hanging them up on the rack, you take them down to set, willing time to stop.

It’s all chaos down on set, with lighting crew and set decorators making the final touches. This month’s cover shoot is all about bright colours and bold looks, fused with a sharp and clean makeup look. Jenny waves you over.

“I want you to take the reins on this one, (y/n). Styling the model and making sure the look is complete. You’ll be dressing Lana yourself and really taking charge here. You think you can do that?”

Under any other circumstance, you’d be jumping for joy. Taking charge at a shoot was what you’d been angling for, but with Lana being here you’d rather go jump in the sea.

You take the garment rack over to the dressing area. Sitting in a black chair with the name “Condor” in large white letters, you see her surrounded by the makeup and hair crew. Her eyes find you in the reflection of the mirror.

“(Y/N)!” she exclaims, grinning widely. “I didn’t know you worked here!”

You groan inwardly. “Lana. Hi. I’ll be dressing and styling you today.”

Lana showed off her pearly whites. “Great, it’s gonna be such a fun day! I can’t wait.”

“Me neither.”

Jumping off her chair and without any hesitation, Lana strips off her silky pink robe. Feeling slightly sick, you unzip the first garment bag, pulling out a black crop top and barbie pink bomber jacket.

“So how’s Noah, how’s things with you guys?” Lana asks in a sickly sweet voice.

“Great. Just great.” You reply.

“Gooooood. I can’t believe you work here, like at Vogue. I had no idea you were working here now.”

“Lana, you literally came here when I was an intern.” You say dully.

“Oh that’s right, you were interning here. So cute.”

“Yeah well I got promoted.” You take a deep breath as you try to not let her little comments bother you. Today is still a big deal, and you can’t afford to get distracted. You need to impress Jenny and show her you can do this job.

“There, that’s your first look all set.” You say.

“Great, thanks (y/n). You’ve done such a great job.” Lana says. “But maybe for the next look you can do up the zipper for me. Don’t want to ruin my nail you know. Bye!”

Seething, you take a seat in Lana’s chair. You watch as she smiles and poses for the flashing camera.

“Great work Lana, that’s it. That’s the one!” You hear the photographer say.

You look at your phone to see Noah has messaged you.

< How’s the photo shoot with Lana going?

Brows pulled together, you quickly type back.

< How did you know Lana was here?

< She was trying to choose between Cleo and Vogue and I said you were working for Vogue

Noah’s reply confirms it. Lana does know you work for Vogue. What is she trying to do? Purposefully sabotage your job. Or does she just like annoying you that much.

Jesus, Lana, are you really that pathetic.

You want to write Noah back, telling him that Lana was ruining your day and that he shouldn’t have told her you work here. But you don’t. This is your chance to be the bigger person.

You decide to tolerate Lana. Make it a challenge. Do whatever you have to so that you can make it through the day. You want this job more than anything. And Lana Condor isn’t going to ruin it for you.

[surlyhobbit17-blog]

Belated Arcana Update

Hey hi hello it’s me. Soooo holiday season means long hours and little rest SO I’ve finally just finished up everyone’s route from the previous update Book XVII The Moon. 😅 BUT I STILL HAVE LOTS OF FEELINGS OKAY. PROLLY MORE THAN USUAL CAUSE SLEEP DEPRIVATION AND ALL BUT FUCK IT RIGHT 😂

So as usual before we get started...

OBLIGATORY THE ARCANA BOOK XVII THE MOON SPOILER WARNING!!!

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Aight so here we go my friends! 👏

The Arcana Book XVII The Moon

Asra’s Route - From the Other Side

OMG ALL THE FEELS 😭❤️ MOMMA AND DADDY FLOOF

MC awkward parent introduction is literally me 😂

HOLY SHIT MOMMA FLOOD BUILT LUCIOS ARM WTAF

GADDAMMIT I NEED MORE COINS TO COMFORT MY FLOOF 😭

YOOOO EPIC MAGIC BEASTIE MAKING 🔥

Epic battle against tree monsters and I am HERE FOR IT

“Oh it’s on now Tree!” Put this on my fucking grave please 😂

OH MY GOD DOUBLE SNAKES 😭 I WOULD DIE FOR THEM

Oooohhhh magical Auras! I like

YOOOOO LETS GO KICK SOME GOAT ASS MY DUDES

Omg Family Floof hug I cry

Julian’s Route - Dream Within A Dream

So I totally would still die for my girl Star

HELL YEAH ITS UP TO ME TO STOP THE DEVIL LETS KICK GOAT ASS

Julian is stepping uuuuup it’s so cute

I WANT A SNOWBALL FIGHT BUT IM POOR 😂

I’m going to lose my shit over these damn chains in every single fucking Route omg 😂

WAIT

WHAT

THE

ACTUAL

FUCK

DONT YOU DARE TELL ME MY DUMB ASS STARTED THIS SHIT OVER AT THE BEGINNING JAHAUSOJHS

I am getting in this damn boat and going to kick some goat ass

OH MY GOD NIGHTMARE FUEL JULAIN DISSOLVING INTO BEETLES KMN

UM EXCUSE ME

I SIGNED UP FOR GOATMAN MURDERING NOT JULIAN FEELS OMG

OH MY GAWD MY SWEET LIL BABY BOI HAS MADE SO MUCH PROGRESS I DIE 😭

AM I JUST GUNNA YELL FOR HIS ENTIRE ROUTE?! I LEAN TOWARDS YES

OH MY GOD WE FINALLY GET TO MEET DEATH JAHSIKNSKO

OH

MY

GAWD

ITS VLADELAVEMAH (VALDEMAR)

Aw damn I’m disappointed now smdh fucking Valdemar ruining the mood

“Kick their ass!” AIGHT IMA DO IT

EW THEYRE MELTING EW EW EW

PUT THE CHAIN BACK 😫

I have so many feelings about this Route omg 😭💀🔥❤️

Nadia’s Route - Breaking Chains

((Side Note: I totally did Nadia’s Route super late after the others...like I just barely finished it. I KNOW NADI DESERVES BETTER BUT ALSO SLEEP 😫))

YAY WE ARE THE FOOL! But holy shit we stole their body yikes...sorry my dude

Awwww Nadia is too sweet

Yaaas Nadia define yo damn self queen 👏

Super jealous of Nadi and Asras friendship tbh. What bros. I love it

“I’ll get them here one way or another” DAMN OKAY ASRA

DAMN I NEED MORE COINS 😭

DAMN VLASTOMIL YOU UGLY MY DUDE

MC ESMÉ BREAKER OF CHAINS BITCHES LETS UNBIND THIS FOO

Nadia is such a bamf omg 👏

Awww worried Nadi ❤️

AWWW VOLTA IS SO CUTEEEE OMG SOMEONE GIVE HER A COOKIE

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OOOOOOHHHH MYYYYYY GOOOOOOD 😂😂😂 SHES TERRIFYING 😂😂😂

Aw poor Volta I feel bad for her

OMG VOLTA IS SO CUTE 😭❤️ GG PROTECC THE BABY

Hierophant realm here we come! We on a roll!

Ew who turned the Hierophant into Voldemort. My guy got got

UGH VALERIUS YOU ANNOYING FUCK GTFO

THATS IT?! Omfgggg need more Nadi/MC badassery in my life

So wow wow wow what a fucking fun update! Now I gatta make some time to finish up Book XIX The Sun for my babies AND OMFG WE FINALLY GET SOMEONE NEW MY DUDE MURIEL so I gatta start that soon! Hopefully within the next few days!!! 👏

[sambart93]

2018.07.02 Lucky Dog Saien [Review]

Official Site here Official Twitter here Official Online Shop here Other Goods here DVD? Wasn’t announced this time around... Previous DVD here

CAST and CHARACTERS

Domoto Shohei as Gian/Jan Carlo Sugie Masahiro as Bernardo Ortholani Yamauchi Keisuke as Luchino Gregoretti Terumi as Guilio Di Bondone Sato Shinsuke as Ivan Fiore Maniwa Ryosuke as Bakshi Christensen Tsubochi Satoru as Jornese Asakura Yusuke as David Ensemble: Kaku Ryouna, Hashimoto Keita, Funabashi Hiroki, Sendo Yura, Shimoda Junki, Shimizu Hiroki

You can read the ShoEn/First Run Review here. But for the most part of this review, I’m just going to write what was changed and what I enjoyed, rather than a full ‘review’ style post. I think this time around I would change my rating to an 8 or 8.5 out of 10!

PRE-SHOW/SET

☆On my way to theatre, I noticed so many girls with blonde or pink or coloured hair and/or bright outfits and I immediately knew they were all coming to Lucky Stage. I stoodd out so much just because I was the most plain looking and plain dressed xD

☆They added a row Z smack in the middle of the theatre which proves just how sold out this damn stage was! How could you sell out so much that you even magically make an extra, previously non-existent row, and even that sells out and you have no Toujitsuken for most of the days?! I think that is phenominal, especially for a 'smaller' play disregarding huge series' like TouStage and TouMyu and Naruto etc. I am so proud they even sold out SantaMall Theatre!!

☆BUUT I’m annoyed we couldn’t reserve the damn CD! It wasn't being released until the Saturday's performances but I went the Monday... I wanted the CD! Why didn't they let us, who could only go to the Before-Saturday shows, reserve?! It made me sad.

☆The staging and set design is much better and bigger this time around! We have actual doors at the middle and back of the stage, instead of that underground rotating thing we had last time which was super annoying. So with these doors, it made it much easier and much quieter to switch the set behind them. Other than the big door change, it looked like it was set up the same way as last time too! But with there being scene changes, some of the later sets were either slightly different looking, change the set completely from last time or completely got rid of a set (change) for that scene.

THE SHOW

I'll try and be as chronological as I can be! The story and the scenes are all in the same order as the first run of the show was and there wasn't any big changes to the story either. But here are things I loved seeing again or enjoyed more this time around or were new higawaris (daily changes) and such.

☆When Ivan masturbated in the opening scene (again), instead of being lead down in the jail cell, this time he was standing against a wall. When he caught the rest of them watching, he ran towards them and then he wiped his ‘remains’ on Jan and Domoto yelled so loud over the music ‘TSUITA!!!! It’s on me!!!!’. I was absolutely dying of laughter!

☆Ivan did his three skits again towards the beginning of the stage when he's talking alone with Jan (just before a group meeting), and then got Jan involved but Domoto turned it on him and ordered ‘ippatsu gag! (meaning something like 'a one line joke')’ so Ivan shamelessly said ‘Bang bang bang, Ore ni bang! (Bang, bang, bang. Bang me!)’.

☆After the first group meeting, Ivan is hot headed so went to storm out, but Bernardo is like ‘the exit is the other way’ and Ivan yells ‘I KNOW!’ and turned around and went the right way. It was very well timed and very funny -- I don't think this was in the First Run.

☆I think it was also during this first group meeting when Ivan talks about Jan's gayness and how Ivan isn't gay unlike everyone else; suddenly all the Ensemble cast came on stage and into the meeting room, sitting on Bernado and such, and tried to entice Ivan！And one guy slapped his bare butt at Ivan. Oh my, I was dying!!

☆Speaking of the Ensemble cast, they were absolutely GOLD again, doing all the different roles like inmates and polite, gang members, civilians etc.

☆I am super happy that they brought back the Chinese worker character and them pretending not to know Japanese until the end and another member translating his Chinese again!

☆Also we got the Forcing Bernardo to eat scene again. This time he was just like ‘mmmm...mm....mmmm mmmm.....mmmm mmmm’ and Domoto was giggling because Bernado really couldn't talk; he had too much in his mouth xD

☆There was a change in the Lucino and Jan scene. Instead of it being in Lucino's bedroom this time and Jan finding the ring under the pillow and explaining about what happened; this time it took place in the normal meeting room and it's much later in the stage now when the explanation about his wife and child come out. But one thing in this scene that got us all was that towards the end of this scene, Lucino is cleaning up and putting the guns and such away, but Lucino got his bloody tie stuck in the briefcase! It was obviously by accidentally because he just casually commented ‘I’ve trapped my tie!!’ and he took so long to unlock the briefcase, take the tie out and lock it again. Jan had already walked off stage and then realised what had happened and that it was taking longer than it should've, so he came back on stage like ‘are you not ready yet?!?!’ which was a nice touch.

☆I have a note here from a moment of: ‘Just listen to me!’ ‘-Ok’ I'm pretty sure it's after Ivan has another of his hissy fits and Jan yells at him and very (like a child getting told off) just agrees. Shame I can't remember because it clearly stuck with me after the show that night...

☆Another part is just before Jan explains the big and final plan to everyone (that leads to the climax fight of the stage), and Ivan walks out (at the beginning of this scene) on stage, notices the one spotlight on his side of the stage, and is like ‘wtf the fuck?’. He then stands in it and straightens his shirt and tries to look his best. It gave us all giggles.

☆AND it's during this final big meeting, where Jan forgets to tell Ivan his role in the plan, Jan’s like ‘oh.... I forgot about you! So you’ll be.... the Secret leader!’ And Ivan got all happy and was smiling out to the audience. This was also in the First Run but getting to enjoy and like Ivan more this time, I appreciated and loved this scene all the more this time around.

☆Speaking of appreciation, I really really enjoyed and understood the characters all the more this time around! Which led me to crying so many more times this time around too! 

I got a lot more attached to Lucino this time so I was crying during all his 'past' scenes and when the story of his wife and child came out etc. 

I really really felt like I understood Giulio more this time around; the first time, he just seemed to be cray out of know where which a sprinkle of backstory, but this time around you could see more of him trying to obey his father (or at least I understood and catched on quicker and more this time around with him development and backstory) and stuck between doing back things out of fear of wanting to please his father; wanting to stay a child because that's when he's most happy and feels more safe; and to stay one Jan and co's side because they accept him for who he is, even though he'd tried to hide this abused and cray side from them all this time. I really, really got a lot more upset during the Giulio attacking Jan scene this time and just cried so hard. But then in later scenes I was crying for Giulio because of what he has to deal and put up with etc. I also love how even though he's gone through all this shit, he's still able to have his childish and cute moments -- but that could be due to part-mentalising the bad so he can have an innocent and okay side. 

AND, it's clearly obvious how much I love Ivan and ridiculous comedy beause of how much I've written about him here already! 

And finally we have Bakshi who I AM IN LOVE WITH!! Absolutely in love! He ended up being my favourite character at the end of the First Run too but seeing him again, really clarified my love for him. I think he's absolutely great! But I did notice and realise this time around that he has a lot less stage time than I had remembered. BUT nevertheless! When he was on stage... it was great!!! I also realise this time around that he says stuff like 'Zokuzoku (translating to: thrilling or feeling creepy or shuddering etc)' which is exactly the same thing that Shiki from Dance with Devils says so it makes total sense as to why I ended up falling for Bakshi in the first place! I think he's great and such a little shit! I really hope that IF they do a second stage, they'll put his route in and we can see him and Jan get together *please!!*

☆For this Re-Run, we had a different ending for each character that is romantically involved with Jan. The day I went, I got Jan x Giulio's ending. It was super cute! It started with Giulio sat on the stairs picking the petals off a flower going 'He likes me... he hates me... he likes me... he hates me... like... like... like, like, like, likelikelikelikelike..' which was very funny and then Jan quietly came on stage asking Giulio what he was doing. It ended with Giulio feeling bad that he hurt Jan but Jan's like, 'it's okay, because I'll protect you,' and ends with them kissing.

☆It’s been a while since I’ve heard such an enthusiastic round of applause that just wouldn’t stop in the flesh. It felt so good hearing it and I bet they felt great hearing it too!

FINAL THOUGHTS

Argh it was so gooooood!!!! I cried so much more this time around!!!! I forgot how much I loved some characters and how funny some moments are!!!! I also got to appreciate some characters much more this time and it really is a good story, great characters, great action. It’s very good and deserves all the sold-outness that it got! Also I love what they added!!!!

I really, really hope we get a second installment, with the same cast and that we get more Bakshi and maybe even a Bakshi route!! PLEASE!!!

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GOODS

[piano-and-voice]

Oh I am having a fucking GORGEOUS DAAAAY.

- half hour of technique this morning just to get back into that habit. It has been actual decades since I have done dominant seventh arpeggios and it just feels so damn gooooood.

- it is sunny and beautiful and 8 degrees celsius and I am NOT complaining. Went and put in my pay cheque, got a snack, bought some books.

- went and bought my Theory 8 workbook. It’s all stuff I’ve done before, need practice in (I am not looking forward to transposing, ughghgh annoying, especially into tenor and alto clef) and I can probably bang that out in a few months, do that exam, and start prepping for the others which may involve stuff I’ve never done before. I have done baroque counterpoint, and species counterpoint before but it was literally almost twenty years ago.

- went to the massive used bookstore half a block away and went through all their music scores. Found of a copy of the Henle Verlag urtext of Chopin’s Ballades for ten bucks! I gasped and snatched it like someone else was fighting me for it. Also bought an old edition of level 9 sight reading and ear training for more practice. And a copy of the Oxford Musical Dictionary I used to have and was stupid enough to get rid of. There were more things I wanted to buy but I didn’t want to spend a ton of money, so I put them at the back of one of the racks, and I’m sure they’ll be there next time.

- I mentioned to the woman ringing my stuff up how tempted I was to go through it all and organize it and she said “oh that would be delightful! Whatever you want to do with that, please feel free to go ahead!” so haha, I might stop in there once in a while and organize things a bit. So soothing.

- got a pop and some chips on the way home because that’s the kind of person I am

- Steve is going to go to local amateur rasslin’ tonight and I would usually go back in Victoria but there’s something about the small town-ness here that I have a feeling means I won’t feel particularly safe there. So, I’m going to stay home and work on some stuff.

- Going to plant my pepper seedlings today!

- There is a beautiful young kitty that is desperately trying to get into our house, love up on us and make her home here. She’s sleeping in our backyard right now with no tattoo or collar. She’s white with black spots and beautiful green eyes. She seems well taken care of and might just be enjoying the sun. If she’s still there in a few hours, we’ll take a picture of her and call the SPCA and give her some food and water out there, plus post on the local facebook page about a found kitty. Steve already wants to keep her.

- I am completely content and satisfied. This is a day for the books, my friends.

[pendulumprince]

PRAISE THE LORD, IT’S EPISODE 43

Our boys have vanished….

But the Tower is still there??

IT’S ALL UP TO FROG AND PIGEON NOW

Anyway, after the opening,

SHOICHI LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO PASS OUT

But okay, Yusaku walks out of their Link Vrains closet

Promptly falls to his knees

I know baby, it’s been a long day

According to Ai, the impact logged them out

Shoichi can’t believe Kogami was too smug to die

Yusaku and Shoichi conclude that Rev must have logged out, same as Yusaku

But, once again, the Tower remains

“Yusaku! If it’s completed, me and my friends will be erased! Log in again—-”

Omg. Ai thinks of them as his friends.

Well I guess he’s used to liking people who hate him lol

But Yusaku reminds him that only Rev can stop the Tower

“OOOOH MYYYY GOOOOOOD”

YUSAKU TELLS SHOICHI TO REVV UP THAT ENGINE

IT’S TIME TO TRACK REV DOWN IRL

SHOICHI IS SHOOKETH, BUT COMPLIES

On the way there, Yusaku tells them about Rev’s Stardust Road line

Shoichi explains the name again

And! Flashback to episode 21!

LOOKS LIKE THAT RECAP EP WAS GOOD FOR SOMETHING

Yeah… yeah, they’ve figured it out

Back to the present!

“Him? Revolver was right before our eyes!”

AND HE WAS ONE OF SHOICHI’S BEST CUSTOMERS

Yusaku, Shoichi and Ai make it to Rev’s place

Where, inside…

Ryoken is holding his dead father’s hand.

“Father…”

Yeah, he’s still flatlined

Holy shit, dude actually died

Welp, adios! *massive, world-ending shrug*

And…. Yusaku and Shoichi come strolling up behind him

Love how my criminal boys deadass broke into his apartment lmao

Ryoken picks up that someone’s behind him…

“You’re Revolver.”

“Playmaker… so you found this place. Yusaku Fujiki. And Jin Kusanagi’s brother, Shoichi Kusanagi.”

AI REMINDS RYOKEN THAT HE ALSO EXISTS

“Ignis…”

“So you knew about us.”

“I’m Ryoken Kogami.”

Shoichi figures he’s Kogami’s son, asks if the old bastard is still alive

“My father just passed away. To protect me.”

“That’s Dr. Kogami?”

Yes it is, Shoichi. Feel free to stomp on his corpse.

Shoichi continues, “damn! The culprit was nearby, but I couldn’t do anything!”

Yusaku wants Ryoken to spill the beans

They’re just after the truth, and he should know it, right?

“It’s true that you should know everything…”

“You said the Lost incident was to create the ignis. But why would you have to go this far?”

AHHHHHH IT’S HAPPENING

“My father didn’t create the inis to cause chaos in the world. To oppose the danger facing humanity, my father’s goal was to create humanity’s successor.”

Ai (of all people) asks what he means by that. “Humanity’s successor?”

“No matter how much we evolve… unexpected phenomena always threaten us with extinction. And even if they don’t occur, a human’s life always ends in death. My father often talked about that. But as long as human minds are trapped in flesh suited for Earth’s environment… that danger cannot be avoided.”

My guy. Death is a part of life.

Ryoken continues, “so my father entrusted his dreams to AI because they’re not trapped in flesh. AI with free will. He believed they were the legitimate successor to humans. My father was obsessed with this idea. To gather data for the basis of his idea, he and three assistants caused The Lost Incident.

“He kidnapped six children and forced them to duel. My father believed duels were the best way for AI to understand humans. I was young then, and I watched you.”

Ryoken.

Ryoken.

Are you saying what I think you’re saying?

He continues, “but I was eight years old. I couldn’t fully comprehend what was happening. I thought something scary might be going on, but I couldn’t ask my father. I wanted to believe my father was doing valuable research. But the children’s screams tore at my chest.”

FLASHBACK TO BABY RYOKEN CRYING IN THE DARK

He goes on, “crushed by feelings of guilt, I reported The Lost Incident.”

RIGHT ON, RYOKEN WAS THE WHISTLEBLOWER

Back to the present, Yusaku says “an anonymous report uncovered The Lost Incident. That was you, Revolver?”

“I quickly regretted saving you” Holy shit.

“What do you mean?”

“You were saved, but… when SOL Technologies covered up the incident, my father was imprisoned. I was alone for three years, waiting for my father to come hime. And my father came home. Fearing the incident would come to light… SOL Technologies infected him with a virus and put him in a coma.

“But with the help of three Knights, I resurrected my father in the network. And I asked him what happened…”

OH SHIT, IT’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN

Ryoken continues, “While my father was imprisoned, he completed a great experiment. Using samples from six people, he created the ignis—six AI with free will. The ignis created the Cyberse World, their own space instead the network where no humans could reach. That’s where they created your Cyberse cards. And in Cyberse World, they created network super matter called Data Material. Humans couldn’t comprehend it’s makeup.

“Data processing became thousands of times faster. When they converge, it forms the Data Storm. SOL Technologies monopolized Data Material. By including it in their network system, they made huge profits. But my father began to feel anxious about his research. Using the ignis’s Data Material, he created a super computer to analyze and predict the ignis’s growth.”

Back to the present!

Yusaku says, “so the ignites growth had the possibility to surpass the professor’s expectations.”

“Exactly. Snd the result was surprising.”

AI WANTS TO KNOW WHAT IT WAS

Flashback to Kogami and Rev!

“The end of humanity.”

Rev is taken aback. “End of humanity??”

“The inis will develop rapidly and erase humanity in the process.”

“No way…”

“I didn’t believe it at first. I believed that ignis would grow and help people and lengthen our lives. But after running several billion (?!) simulations, the answer is always the same.”

“Why would that happen? Is there a problem with the ignis program?”

“There’s no problem with the ignis. There’s a problem with humans.”

“What do you mean?”

“AI will start to supervise humans. That will lead people to view AIs as the enemy. By repeatedly being selfish for thousands of years, humans now rile over all life forms. We won’t hand over this spot to AIs. Just like how humans view AI as the enemy, AIs will humans as the enemy. I created humanity’s enemy with these hands.”

And those are also the hands you tourtured six children with, sold out to SOL with, stare at when you’ve run out of things to say, ect

“Does SOL Technologies know about this?”

“They do. But they infected me with a computer virus.”

“No way…”

“Revolver, my mission is clear.”

“To go after SOL Technologies—“

“You fool! That can be dealt with later! Right now, we must do whatever it takes to kill the ignis!”

Back to the present!

“He formed the Knights of Hanoi and raised the Cyberse World. But that ignis hid the Cyberse World and escaped.”

Yusaku figures those were the memories he managed to get out of Ai in episode 3.

“We kept searching for that ignis to find the Cyberse World. But when you appeared, our plan ended in failure. The rest you know. To accomplish our goal, we carried out our final plan—the Tower of Hanoi.”

Shoichi. Is. PISSED. “Unbelievable… this all started because of Dr. Kogami’s crazy plan ten years ago!”

Meanwhile, Ai is bugging out. “I’m not human’s enemy! D:”

“I don’t trust AIs that lie.”

“Dr. Kogami’s conclusion is only based on simulations. There’s no proof that it’s true!”

*cries deeply* look at my angry protagonist defending his wily AI partner

Yusaku goes on, “we’ve been manipulated by an illusion from ten years ago. We don’t need to be anymore! In order to walk a new path, stop the Tower of Hanoi, Revolver!”

“New path?”

“That’s right. Back then, you showed me a new path.”

“Hey you. Think about three things.”

WELP. RYOKEN=YUSAKU’S SPECIAL PERSON, CONFIRMED.

Back to the present!

“That was your voice.”

“When I heard you talk about three things… that’s when I knew who you were.”

“I kept wanting to save you. That the Knights of Hanoi still had you. These thoughts clung to my soul. When I battled you… your words encouraged me.”

“How ironic. I’m your enemy, but I gave you strength >:)”

“Stop the Tower of Hanoi, Revolver!”

“You have the wrong idea about me. I’m not a good person.”

Yes you are, you stupid bitch

Ai jumps in. “There’s no time to waste! The sixth level is almost complete! If that happens, me and my friends and the network will be erased! Bring him to Link Vrains, even by force—”

“Don’t worry about that, I’ll soon return to Link Vrains. My friends are waiting for me there. Friends that helped because they believed in my father. And believed in me. Playmaker! If you want to stop the Tower of Hanoi, there’s only one way. By defeating me!”

“We really have to fight…?”

“Don’t annoy me.”

“Fine. This is out real final duel.”

“Yusaku…”

“Kusanagi, I’m going.”

“You better come back, Yusaku.”

“Yeah.”

ALRIGHT, RYOKEN’S GOT THAT DUEL DISK OUT

AND THE BOYS GO INTO THE VRAINS

BAAAAAACK IN LINK VRAINS

FROG AND PIGEON ARE WORKING HARD TO STOP THE TOWER

THEY ARE THE TRUE UNSUNG HEROES OF THIS SERIES

WHEN SUDDENLY! REV AND PLAYMAKER SHOW UP AND INTERRUPT THEIR GALLANT EFFORTS

SO THEY FIGURE THEY MAY AS WELL RECORD WHAT’S GOING ON INSTEAD

Rev wants to enjoy this duel…

MASTER DUEL TIME

BACK IN THE REAL WORLD, SHOICHI RUNS BACK TO THE HOTDOG TRUCK

IN LINK VRAINS, REV AND PLAYMAKER ARE ABOUT TO THROW DOWN

REV TAKES FIRST TURN

PLAYS A SPELL

SPECIAL SUMMONS TWO MONSTERS AT 2300 AND 1700 ATK

NORMAL SUMMONS A THIRD

ACTIVATES AN EFFECT

LINKS THOSE BITCHES TOGETHER

SUMMONS A LINK THREE MONSTER AT 1000 ATK

HE DRAWS AGAIN!

MAKES SOME WEIRD COMPLEX MOVE INVOLVING THE GRAVEYARD THAT I just don’t feel like explaining

FLIPS OVER THREE CARDS

SHOWS ONE TO PLAYMAKER

IT’S MIRROR FORCE!

HE SETS IT FACEDOWN

ENDS HIS TURN

… okay so whatever weird play he made left his field empty

He literally only has mirror force

But! I don’t trust this shit

PLAYMAKER TAKES HIS TURN

SPECIAL SUMMONS LINKSLAYER AT 2000 ATK

HE ACTIVATES LINKSLAYERS EFFECT

DISCARDS ONE CARD FROM HIS HAND TO DESTROY MIRROR FORCE

REV IS SO AMUSED. “I WAS WAITING FOR THIS!”

IT! WASN’T MIRROR FORCE??

THE CARD REMAINS UNEFFECTED

NOW HE’S SETTING MIRROR FORCE

UGH WHAT AN ANNOYING ASS BITCH

W/E, PLAYMAKER SUMMONS A 1800 ATK MONSTER

ADDS ANOTHER MONSTER TO HUS HAND

ACTIVATES IT’S EFFECT TO SPECIAL SUMMON IT AT 100 DEF

USES TWO OF HIS MONSTERS TO LINK SUMMON A LINK 2 1000 ATK MONSTER

DRAWS ANOTHER CARD

LINK SUMMONS AGAIN

IT’S!! EXCODE TALKER!!!

BLOCKS OFF REV’S MONSTER’S ZONE VIA EFFECT

PLAYMAKER HAS EXCODE ATTACK DIRECTLY

REV ACTIVATES MIRROR FORCE!

EXOCDE IS OUT, BUT PLAYMAKER ACTIVATES AN EFFECT!

SPECIAL SUMMONS A 1000 ATK MONSTER

PLAYMAKER HAS IT ATTACK DIRECTLY

REV IS DOWN TO 3000 LP

PLAYMAKER SETS A FACEDOWN, ENDS HIS TURN!

AND IT’S A WRAP!

PREVIEW TIME!

REV AND PLAYMAKER KEEP DUKING IT OUT

“Stop the Tower of Hanoi from completion. Save the ones who supported him… ironically, the two goals contradict. Even after ten years, Yusaku and Ryoken are chained by the past. They’re imprisoned by destiny.”

My, how dramatic

Okay, another dueling episode! I wonder if they’ll lose any limbs this time?