#like oh boy i want my fav to be a giant. good thing i have two whole fanfics i can read that cater to my every whim

[so-very-small]

*picks a tiny up by the ankle and just dangles them in the air for a bit cause they look cute when terrified*

[xoxojisu]

so im reading the demon slayer manga now bc it was alr spoiled for me so i figured why wait for the movies just read it so now im reading and @suniix was SO RIGHT. SOBBINGGGGGGG. manga spoilers below

kanao :(((( sweet girl is finally crying :(((( i love that she went "i am kanao tsuyuri. younger sister of kanae kocho and shinobu kocho." LIKE YESSSS TELL HIMMMM. anyways absolutely sobbing i am destroyed. dead now kill me now. shinobu popped off for dying so nobly and avenging kanae. samesies for kanao now go marry tanjiro. either way it was so meaningful how they all got the revenge they wanted <33 TAKE THAT DOUMA.

akaza's love story was so unexpectedly sweet? his story was lowk so cliche but i absolutely ADORED it nonetheless. not much to say there bc i have no complaints :) very sweet and very vanilla-ish

GENYA AND MUICHIRO NOOOOO 😭😭 sweet babies did not deserve to die. but at least they helped take down upper one so they kinda ate w that!! muichiro is one of my fav charas ever so im super devastated abt him like no baby no! and OMG SANEMI AND GENYAAAAA. i always knew that sanemi still loved him and didnt forget anything and all but seeing him say it was so touching. he just wanted him to live a good life with a wife and kids :(( (bruh why didnt he just say that then...) but still hes so sweetie!! i love angry sanemi sm its so funny i liked how it was like "you should live a goddamn good life with a goddamn wife and goddamn kids goddamnit!!" like hes so unintentionally funny 😭 elaborating further on their deaths, 1. muichiro. THE SCENE WITH YUICHIROOOOO. bruh why did he have to die. he was 14. nOOOJEREIUIUAI MY BABYYYYYYYYY. anyways he went out with a bang 10/10. 2. genya!! literally sobbed seeing his final words and sanemi's reaction. wish that he could've lived so they could've had happy brotherly moments :(( his final moments were so sweet and emotionallll 10/10 super sweetie pie and i like his gun

yoriichi is so sweetie pie. i love him 10/10 super cool super genius super caring super slay literally created breathing forms. unfortunately dying standing up and one breath away from killing one of the biggest opps ever was not very sigma but i can overlook it for everything else hes done. (brainrot is taking over my brain) his love story with uta is so sweet. he never loved anyone else. just her. and she understood him like nobody else did im sobbing. so sweet i cannot 😭😭 they completed each other!! its so interesting to see how differently yoriichi and koku perceived their situation. just goes to show you that life is what you make of it, and you may not know as much as you think you do about certain people. dont make assumptions! just love others <3

obanai backstory is so sad :(( i always wondered why he wore the bandages and now ik. sweet sweet boy. also OBAMITSU IS MY LITERAL EVERYTHING. THEY ARE SO PERF TOGETHER LIKE THEY ARE ACTUAL PERFECTION. RAHHHHHHH

bro tamayo is so smart. FOUR DRUGS?! in THAT AMT OF TIME?!?! goddamn girl rly popped off! also how can muzan like freaking summon their souls to come back like how tf does that even work. whaaaaaat.

well ig the person who spoiled 4 deaths for me neglected to say HIMEJIMAAAAAAUR. NAAAAUURURRURURRUR COME BACKKKKKKKKKKK. but im glad that he got to see his temple fam and stuff and they apologized to him and explained everything. sweetie pieeeee :((

okay so when i said "go marry tanjiro" to kanao i was like half joking BUT LIKE IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED?!?!?!?! YESSSSSS. and then there's uh. nezuko and zenitsu. uh. (hes not good enough for her im sorry i just never liked him that much even tho he was funny) also inosuke and aoi wasn't toooootally random but like it kinda was. i lowk thought aoi and zenitsu would end up tg. idk what i thought would happen to nezuko's love life but i thought the whole zenitsu thing was just a giant joke but it actually ended up working out. oh im curious as to who sanemi and giyu had children with also. (me guys. it was me.)

and im just so emotionally scarred. genuinely dont think i can recover from that wtf. i still cant believe they all died. goodnight.

[toytle]

Anon who was trying to get into superman, back again! I took your suggestion and watched the 1978 movie, it was so fun! “Nonhuman character whose best quality is how human they are” is such a good trope 😊 (Foo fighters flashbacks haha) I do wish Clark before he goes to metropolis was a little more like his Clark Kent act, made me a little sad to remember it was just a bit 😔 I think it would be nice if his “real self” was sort of in the middle of his two lives.

I also read Gene Luen Yang’s Superman Smashes the Klan graphic novel and enjoyed it a lot. Do you have any thoughts on My Adventures with Superman? It looks very cute though I haven’t had the chance to see it yet.

Oh also, wanted to share this with you, the only thing I could picture after the 1978 movie. https://imgur.com/a/7P6tjIO

[response to this ask]

i’m so glad you liked it!! non-human characters defined by their humanity is one of my fav tropes, i knew i liked ff for a reason (said the fake jojo fan who never finished part 6 😓)

i agree, it would’ve been nice to see clark’s personal life feel more connected, but they paced it out rly well for a movie, esp an origin story! i think he exaggerates his clark kent persona fs, but i don’t think it was totally a bit either, esp w the 2nd movie—tho the sequel was also much more ridiculous, so i think everything got amped up in general. personally, i loved younger clark! to think of this gentle giant as having a bit of an arrogant personality, well… we all had our awkward teen years, right? i don’t think they’re mutually exclusive, but it is an interesting comparison

as for MAwS, i only got as far as ep6, but i don’t think it’s my thing. someone who’s further ahead can correct me, but it’s pretty much what you’d expect on the tin: superman for a she-ra or voltron audience (cartoonified anime style, interpersonal melodrama, fanfic scenarios, etc). def not a bad thing, but it just didn’t hit any of my personal interests when it comes to superman, and also anime boy-fied slade wilson was so fucking strange that i’m still reeling. i think i only ended up caring abt jimmy last i watched; lois frustrated me and clark felt empty, which are not rly opinions i’ve had for either of them before

that’s not to say that i didn’t have any fun! but i don’t think the fun moments were enough to motivate me to finish. i do hope ppl are enjoying it tho, i hope it’s a fun intro for new fans or a refreshing take for longtime ones (it has a lot of deep-cut references apparently!). maybe i should finish it some time before i rly make up my mind on anyone

and ty SO much for this image btw. so so real

in exchange, have some live reactions from my most recent donner superman rewatch:

(proof that fanfic scenarios are not inherently bad)

[taesankisser]

hi sol my love ! i adore your writing sm, but idk much about bnd other than listening to a few songs here and there :(( but i wILL continue reading your works!! so i wanted to know some curiosities that you think are cool about the members and ur faves videos/interviews with them, like, what i need to consume to know them more?

no need to answer tho, i know ur not googlejejdjejd but i wanted to get closer to your writing 💝

sending kisses mwa mwa take care n have a good day ♡

this is so incredibly sweet i could cry 😭 thank you for liking my work and wanting to continue reading!! i appreciate you so so much! HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY 💗

oh my goodness I LOVE THIS QUESTION EEK the google comment made me laugh, i promise i do not mind in the slightest, you are giving me an EXCUSE to YAP about my favorite boys!! anywayz this might be a lil long so here’s a guide to get to know bnd and how i learned their personalities! i hope this helps you get to know them a bit more <33

first off you can’t go wrong with watching funnextdoor!! it’s the first video of theirs that i watched and it gives a lot of insight into them in their natural habitat (their dorms) as well as gives a glimpse into their bonds with each other! it’s so cute because the 2nd ep especially is where they all go on various adventures (some by themselves + some with other members!) and then they go on this lil retreat ugh it’s so sweet! this show really gives you a good idea of each member’s personality <3

next is to watch “what? door!” that’s like their version of txt’s to do if you’re familiar with that?? my favorite episodes are 3-4, which is where they work in pairs and go on missions to collect hearts and they are SO funny! i almost lost my mind seeing leehan run full force after myungjae stole his hearts i had no idea he could even run that fast i’m giggling writing this rn-

also love eps 5-6 of what? door! that’s where they go and work at an amusement park and they work in pairs at different jobs! it’s actually so sweet because you are able to see them interact with kids! afterwards once their shifts are over they’re able to enjoy the park so you get to see them have a lot of fun (except my lil scaredy cat taesan LMAO) these eps are just my fav because they’re so cute and i love seeing them have fun and enjoying themselves ugh i literally love them so much

another thing i did but more so to help with understanding their personalities for my writing is looking into each member’s mbti! it helped me get a good grasp of their general personalities bc ofc they aren’t limited to their 4 letters as they’re all unique and different <3

here’s a few random/defining characteristics (at least imo) for the members:

sungho: the mom of the group, loves soccer/sports/working out, giggles a LOT, neat, radiates the kinda energy of a person who is good at everything, more logical and levelheaded, he’s the main vocal and myungjae nicknamed him yeppi <3

riwoo: he’s our main dancer, loves food/desserts (so much so to the point where he said if he could have a superpower he’d want to be able to time travel so he could eat till he was full then go back in time to before he ate so he could eat again), he’s quiet, so incredibly endearing, dad joke enthusiast, short king

myungjae: puppy, loud, hypeman, apart of the riwoo love club (me too jae… me too… tbh he’s probably our president), the leader! big brain bc iirc he writes their songs! he’s so lovable and extroverted, he’s sensitive and cries a lot but that makes him even more lovable imo

taesan: giant mountain, cat, tall boy, apart of the producing club with jae, he’s an allrounder, king of teasing his members fr, he looks scary but is actually shy, doesn’t like being called cute (but is very much the cutest), riwoo lover #2

leehan: fish enthusiast, the best listener in the group, gets shy if you call him handsome, riwoo lover #3, the oddball of the group but not like ehehe he’s so quirky no he’s actually straight up weird like a literal enigma and once ate fish food (i’m madly in love w him)

woonhak: the coolest teenager i’ve ever seen (i am afraid of teenagers but i wouldn’t be scared to walk past him if i saw him in the wild), loud boy, teased relentlessly but they love him so much, has an incredible stage presence, a cutie patootie that bnd would protect with their lives

[calvins-dad]

I love this post. https://www.tumblr.com/drew-marsinvestigations/724745820429320192?source=share

I'm from the south, and I haven't listened to country music in so long because none of it feels authentic to my experience or beliefs. I listened to Tyler Childers for the first time today. I loved it. It makes me so nostalgic for the music I grew up listening to. Do you have any recommendations for more songs/artists with this type of music?

oh boy do i this is like one of my favorite things to talk about

putting this above the cut because they deserve the promotion:

Black Opry Revue is a collective of Black country and country adjacent artists that tours, offers artist residencies for Black artists, and generally does fantastic work promoting Black performers in a really white dominated industry. i've seen a set of theirs live and can't recommend them enough !! they are a great place to start for finding artists that fall outside the country mainstream :)

more specific recs below

i would say that tyler and zach bryan are two of the biggest stars of the country/appalachian revival rn and both deserve the praise they get

a tyler gem i would recommend is follow you to virgie live at red barn (really that whole album, there are no skips on it)

zach bryan's live version of revival on his all my homies hate ticket master red rocks recording never fails to make me want to go to a concert posthaste

orville peck is pretty big on tumblr and is a more country-western sound if you like that better! he has some incredible good music that handles topics like bisexuality and relationship violence with a lot of nuance and grace (he also has plenty of fun ones, but i like that he's not afraid to handle difficult topics too)

hexie mountains is one of my favorites by him because it deals with complications around home and distance in ways i love

ok now for some people who aren't as big on here but deserve all our love <3

adia victoria is FANTASTIC and has some really incredible music with a little bit of a darker, more gothic sound

stuck in the south is the obvious place to start

in the pines is also amazing and follows in the sacred country tradition of talking about the grittier sides of the south and trying to understand where you fit into all of that

valerie june is also a little bit less straight-country but she's doing some really cool stuff and she never fails to make me pull out my most exaggerated twang. her voice is amazing

astral plane is my favorite of hers

shakedown never fails to make me dance

i only recently discovered wyatt flores but i love the rasp in his voice on

please don't go

jason isbell has been around for a while and released music as a solo act and with jason isbell and the 400 unit.

morgan wallen (don't bother with him he Sucks) released a cover of his song cover me up that got a ton of press but the original is lightyears ahead of the cover

the nashville sound is no skips album from him

hope the high road off this album fulfills the niche for me i think this year does for a lot of other people

le siren isn't all county but i love her music

the banjo on yikes! Gets me as a country girlie

i saw kyshona live and her voice is UNbelievable

my own grave is my personal fav

the turnpike troubadors have plenty of bangers including

a long way from your heart which is another no skip album

some other bangers:

jersey giant - elle king

georgia to texas - leon bridges (the only reason he didn't get his own section is he's really more r n b but this song is about being from the south so it counts)

just let go - sturgill simpson (this guy's music is all over the place in the best way, and he produced some of tyler's stuff if you like that)

a life where we work out - flatland cavalry ft kaitlin butts

also everyone above is a modern artist but it goes without saying that classic country is full of people with interesting things to say that isn't the boot-licking-bro-country-sound folsom prison blues, harper valley pta, 9 to 5, the pill, cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other, etc are all classics for a reason !!

finally rainbow kitten surprise really aren't country, but they are a queer band from north carolina and everyone should watch their hide music video which is about being queer in the south and features several drag queens coming out to their families

in conclusion: yeehaw

[m1ckeyb3rry]

No…don’t mention meet cute Karasu….not in the presence of an Otoya fic….gotta stay in the Otoya headspace for hollyhock….

FR it’s almost kinda nice how since it’s not in your face if you aren’t feeling particularly angsty he can kinda just be a silly guy LOL

Oh yeah the malicious sliding double press…yikes…also when Kuon tackles Nagi?? If he’s taking down a 6’3 giant imagine like a 5’3 girl like that’s just getting sudden deathed

LMAOOO I love the use of that emoji it’s so funny to me the shaking head one, but fr the Itoshis can’t have it all!! Another Karasu request on top of all the ones I already knew of oh em gee Karasu nation rise up….take it easy though LOL!!! Can’t rush greatness but also burnout is the worst too so I hope you’re having fun writing everything too hehe

That’s honestly a big brain move…gotta leave some space in between reading to allow myself to forget some details so I can kinda be surprised when I watch LMAO

BRO THE CHIGIRI LEG MENTIONS SHSH every time they bring it up im like…haha…hahahahaha…whyarewebringingupthepast….heshealedright??? Erm yeah I feel like it’d be a huge waste of his development if he didn’t at LEAST make it to the World Cup so praying the authors don’t pull an Akutami Gege!!!!

LMAOOO in character it is….yeah I wonder if maybe it’s because of the way his hair is styled that the pairing of the two makes him look extra scruffy….not sure but yeah not my favorite

No definitely…fs present in every fandom I’ve definitely seen a bunch in JJK too (sometimes with Yuta which leaves me so confused) but um!! To each their own I guess. Lol.

BRUH RIN AND NANASE HAS ME CRYING “you are my property now” WHAT???

You could never make me hate kurona omg FR his character profile shdgshs the braid bread (?? I think) and his fav animal being a shark is so cute he’s really just chilling, not a single mean bone in his body!! The way he cheered up Reo was ADORABLE im so glad they included that additional time in the movie shdgshs especially since we won’t really be seeing him in S2 besides maybe some background shots…I really wanna see more scenes of them off field too!! Kinda like the manga additional time with Team Kindness LOL show me some real friends please…..

OOOOOO gonna go hunt for them those look good…

Wait also LIGHT NOVEL?? Waiting to get my hands on the full thing but from what I’ve seen floating around DHDGSHSH BAROUUUUUU omg it’s basically exactly what we discussed before LMAO

-Karasu anon

AHHHH it’s def a slow burn with otoya so especially at first it’s going to be tough but i think it will be worth it…it’s hard work making eita “red flag” otoya into a tragic love interest but i think i may pull it off yet 😏

TRULY he is so versatile like you can explore his complexities and whatnot or you can just be like. fluffy squishy cutie boy. and both work honestly!! i will always be a nagi lover at heart fr

literally omg or can you imagine playing in the u20 match and getting absolutely slammed by oliver AKDFJHSDF pls…the reality of being a female in bllk may not be the most glamorous (but at least you’re surrounded by hot guys??? although like half of them are lowkey weird asf so it’s not really that much of a bonus)

THE SHAKING HEAD AND NODDING EMOJIS CRACK ME UP EVERYTIME they’re so unserious 😭 especially w that fuckass little smile they have SKDLJFLS and yes i agree the itoshi bros should suffer too sometimes!! lmao i’ve written for both of them once and like they honestly are fun to write but smth about how popular they are makes me not want to write for them even more!! and YESSS karasu nation is pulling up fr HAHA i think he is slowly but surely becoming this blog’s brand but ykw i’m okay with that!! and yes i have been enjoying writing hehe especially for karasu bro…he’s so perfect i love him 🥹 (as you know vv well HAHA)

yeah like i lowkey could not tell you most of what happens during the third selection and sometimes i want to go back and reread because there’s so many good karasu and otoya panels in it (that’s like the arc where they’re most prominent after all) but then i stop myself because i want to be delighted by watching it animated!! i do think that if nothing else it’ll be super hype to see a lot of the goals that happen in third selection/u20 arc so i’m doing my best to hold out for now…we’ll see if i can last until october though

my guess is that he’s going to have some “going out in a blaze of glory” type of moment where he says something that mirrors his awakening where he says that he doesn’t care if he never runs again and puts everything into that one game, which allows him to score a goal for bllk that wins them a crucial game but also puts him out of commission possibly forever. depressing af but i do agree that he’s probably not going to go out for a while just because he’s one of the main characters and seems to be one of the author’s favs

his hair is like super thick idk?? i do think it adds smth to the stubble that overall is an interesting picture…honestly the panels of him younger where he doesn’t have the facial hair are soo handsome though like give me five seconds and i can fix him fr (not his womanizing though just the mustache LMAOAO)

it’s the most random characters!! i’ve seen it for nagi too kind of?? like that man canonically has 0 friends 0 bitches 0 parents that care about him…he is NOT going to be flirty or good at intimacy!! otoya aiku yukimiya and reo are right there too like all of them are stated to be popular w girls and half of them are also fboys…but oh well whatever makes people happy!! i shan’t yuck anyone’s yum (though i will most likely stay away for the most part)

dude rin was so foul for that too LMAOAO??? like why did he feel the need to say that…“you are my property now” rin you are a 16 year old boy. that is also a 16 year old boy. HELP?? he’s so lucky karasu and shidou weren’t on the field when he whipped that one out i knowww they would’ve bullied him so bad (lowkey karasu and shidou both give such older brother vibes but in exact opposite ways SDJKFNS)

KURONA IS SO SWEET!! and he just has no beef no problems kind to everyone truly an ideal man. he was so sweet cheering up reo too i hope we see more of them (iirc they were standing kinda together in the s2 trailer?? so maybe that means we’ll get scenes of them!!). i also feel like the additional times are going to be funny and will hopefully show more of them just being silly…manifesting a karasu and otoya additional time that’s just them being menaces 🤞🏻 i feel like additional time is one thing that the anime def got right they’re always so funny to watch and really show the dynamics between characters that you might not consider otherwise yk

they are really good HAHAH i hope you like them if you try them!!

WE READ BAROU TO FILTH FR!! like the ln basically confirmed everything we’ve been saying which is so validating like omg maybe we do understand these characters on a deeper and cooler and more intellectual level than everyone else 🙄🤩 LMAOA the illustration of him helping his sisters is so cute too the way he’s so pressed but still being so sweet…plus the tank top and hair down combo is LETHAL!! i can’t wait to read them properly hehehe i love barou sm he’s surprisingly underrated considering how much screen time he got in season 1

[smallestapplin]

OH I'VE BEEN WAITING TO SUBMIT THIS ONE 🥺i just know you'd do this fluff real good.

I just had to move again, for like the 6th time in 3 years. I'm so exhausted of it and ready to be in a stable place where I can spend the rest of my life. So OFC I can't stop thinking about moving in with some of my fav boys!

So, can I get moving-in-with head canons for Ingo, Emmet, Blue, and Red? Is it crazy, is there only you 2 or a bunch of people, is there a giant pizza party after everything's moved in? How do your morning and evening routine change? I've been so soft thinking about all the cute lil domestic things about moving in with someone you love it's all that's kept me sane the past few weeks with moving again

I adore this, as someone who use to move a lot I’ve always dreamed of this.

I hope you like this!

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🔲Ingo🔲

- he was overjoyed when you moved in, he was so happy to be taking the next step in your relationship. You moved right into his home, your main neighbor was just his brother, so you both had help packing and bringing your things in his home.

- For the unpacking part it was just you and Ingo. And no matter what happened, be moving or rearranging his things to make room for yours, he constantly had a soft content look on his face.

- The subway boss was just so happy.

- The first night was spent slow dancing in the kitchen.

- His morning routine quickly changes to waking up before you, and waking you up with kisses and a cup of coffee if you’d like!

- You’ll either wake up to that, or just him staring at you so lovingly.

- Ingo cries at finally having the domestic life he’s always wanted.

- Sharing a house with someone he loves. He wants to spend all his time with you.

- He stops working so late because his heart beats quickly at coming home to hearing your voice “welcome home dear!”

- You’ve seen the stoic and professional subway boss having to lean against the door, because your words mean everything to him and he loves it.

- Even more so when he can do things with you, like cook dinner with you, wash dishes with you, just exist with you.

- He couldn’t ask for anything better.

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🔳Emmet🔳

- It’s odd watching him jump around gushing about how happy he is with his monotone.

- But the overjoyed sparkle in his bright silver eyes give away just how ecstatic he is. The night you moved into his home and got things partially into place he orders your favorite take out and rents a couple of movies to watch.

- The night is filled with laughter, and your playful arguing about the movie…might’ve had a popcorn fight.

- For the first few months you have to fight to get him up for work, solely because he doesn’t want to let go of you fearing this is a dream.

- Emmet gets so giddy at the end of his shift. he sprints home and almost takes the door off it’s hinges and calls out “honey I’m home!”

- And of course you just laugh “welcome home babe.”

- To which you’re smothered in kisses and hugs.

- Once you two get use to each other schedule’s, he works around it. He wants to spend every waking moment with you and since that’s not possible he will settle for as much as he can.

- No matter what you’re doing in the house, as long as you’re not in the bathroom, you’re going to have an extra set of legs, cause Emmet is going to be hugging you from behind.

- He just can’t believe you live with him!

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❤️Red❤️

- you two picked a nice place a little further out from town but still close enough.

- He doesn’t have a lot of stuff furniture wise, so you two combined styles.

- Little tidbit! Red is a pain in the ass to shop with! You’ll ask if he likes a couch or a recliner and nods yes…to all of them. Luckily you have good taste and this man claims the large comfy recliner you two got.

- It’s big enough for you two to cuddle in, and that’s his favorite feature.

- The first night at the new house and you two have stopped unpacking for the night, he drags you out back and lays a blanket down so you two can star gaze.

- Red’s job is mostly just traveling, he gets paid big money to go to places with Blue. Since the two are world renowned legends.

- But he always makes sure you’re safe and secure before leaving if you can’t make it with him.

- Blue often comments how happy Red looks to be going home. “You’re never happy going anywhere! Look at you, you’re blushing! Awww Red wants to go back home to his wittle wover-OW OW OKAY IM SORRY-“

- Red can only hope Blue doesn’t tell you.

- Though he feels you already know. His heart leaps whenever you run up and hug him, just happy to have him back home.

- He melts.

- So this is what a home feels like?

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💙Blue💙

- He happily asked you to move in with him and you two picked a nice quiet place.

- Does you both a favor and sets up the wifi first, then the bathrooms and master bedroom.

- That night you two invited your friends and ordered so much take out, you two will have leftover for a while.

- Even during packing Blue kept sneaking up on you and laughing when you jumped. He always apologizes with a kiss.

- Your home is a nice mixture of both of your tastes and styles, but he was determined to put up posters and shelves for knickknacks and figurines.

- You’ll wake up the next morning with him laying on top of you, passed out. It’s a chore just trying to get him up and off.

- Once he wakes up he just wants to cuddle you and whines when you shove him off.

- “You don’t love me anymoooore.”

- “Blue you big baby I just need to use the bathroom! I’ll be back.”

- His schedule instantly switches, while saying he tried to fit you in when he could, now he is a menace and you have your own time slots on his planner.

- At minimum he’s going to call you at least twice.

- Like Red, he is constantly traveling, so either you’re going with him, or prepare for the spam texts, calls, and video chats.

- He just misses you so much, and Red is so close to killing him for all his whining and complaining.

- Blue however brings you back so many gifts from the region he went to.

- He feels so happy and lucky coming home to you. Just being able to open the door to your shared house and feel so relaxed and comfortable.

- He doesn’t want it any other way.

[mercur1e]

heyy. Can I get Aomine and Ushijima sfw and nsfw headcanons as husband? Thankss

YESSS OMFG THOSE TWO ARE MY FAVS ILY i made this at 5-6 in the morning lol also I'm indulging and this is long enjoy!

Ushijima

So sweet

He gets up early im the morning to go jogging and always kisses your cheek before he goes out

If you're up by the time he's back he'll help you make breakfast

Bby helps you do your hair, and is good at detangling

Gives great scalp massages, the kind that make your brain turn into a smoothie

If you're still asleep, he'll take a shower and make breakfast for the two of you

If you're up and you want something other than breakfast he'll drag you into the bathroom with him ;)

You always wear a jersey to his game and give him pre-game and post-game kisses, twitter goes crazy over yall lol

He will always hold you in his arms no matter where y'all are, just lean into him and he automatically wraps around you

If you're short enough he'll rest his chin on top of your head

Lemme tell you this man has a giant size kink, no matter your weight or height.

Mating press mating press mating press

Creampie kink

Loves your legs over his shoulders

Soft dom who loves making you moan and whimper

Loves marking you up and likes it when you do it to him too

Not loud, but he does groan and say your name when he's close

Has fucked you on every surface your home

Fucks you until you're crying

Into light restraints

Wall? Yep. Table? Yes. Floor? Uhuh. Countertops? All the time. Couch and bed? Best believe it

Loves hearing your skin slap against his and your moans are music to his ears

Your throat will be sore and your legs will be numb by the time he's done with you

Sex tapes...sex tapes...(please send me asks about this I will lose it)

Loves when you ride him but prefers to be on top

Well groomed, either no hair or just a little with a happy trail

Dumbification kink, Ushi loves seeing you so fucked out you can barely speak clearly <3

Call him captain or daddy and he's coming instantly

Tell him how good he feels and how full you feel, please god he loves it

Has a praise kink, but also throw in a little degrading and he's done for

Slaps your ass, and always has his big hands gripping your ass and back in doggy

Give him a handjob in the locker room, if lick his cum off your hand and he's hard all over again

Loves eat you out, and you cant tell if he does it for your please or his at this point

Would let Tendou join if you're down with it

Speaking of that Tendou has seen you two's sex tapes, with your permission of course

Adores when you scream his name and will breed you if you want

Has a hand around your throat or they're gripping your chest

Has and will make you squirt if you have a vagina

Has a faster pace and rough thrusts, and 100% goes harder the louder you get

His aftercare is amazing, he always showers you with kisses and takes you two the shower if you want to take a bath after

Knocks out afterwards while you're on his chest

He has the prettiest look on his face when he's about to cum

Aomine

Oh boy

Where do I even start

He sleeps in most mornings, and if you wake up before him you're not getting up lol he's halfway on top of you

I hc him as a professional nba player instead

Cannot cook very well, but he makes a mean egg sandwich

Likes when you watch him practice

HE BRAIDS SO GOOD UGH TEACH ME

He can do cornrows and braids, and would definitely do your hair if you let him

Always helps on wash days, you detangle and he braids💗

Always kisses you whenever he gets the chance at games

You wear his spare jersey

If you sleep in like him he's so happy

Gets grumpy if you manage to get out the bed but he's happy if you're going to go make food

Always has you in his lap

Has a hand on your chest but sometimes it's not even sexual

Gets a little handsy in public but if you don't like that he won't do it

Will hold your hand in public, or wrap and arm around your shoulder

Well groomed an has a happy trail

Bites your neck, not too hard though

Absolutely a dom

Makes you beg

Will degrade you, but will mix in praise with it

Love love loves when you give him blowjobs, if you don't have a gag reflex he's fucking your throat with no remorse

Makes you scream and writhe in pleasure

Spits in your mouth

Darciphiliac

Favourite position is doggy style, he loves that he can press up against your back and whisper filthy things into your ear

Always makes your eyes roll to the back of your head

Also slaps your ass and grips your ass in doggy as well

Sucks on your chest if you're facing him

Flicks your nipples

Has the prettiest groans

If you have boobs he can't choose between wanting to cum on your chest or inside of you

Also has a creampie kink

Size kink too

Always bends you legs the farthest they can go and if you're flexible good luck, he's gonna fold you

Loves to finger you

Can also makes you squirt

Hard and rough with you, and man handles you in the nicest way

Is always down for slow and sweet sex though

Has fucked you in his car

Panty thief, he jacks off with a pair of your underwear around his dick

Daddy kink hehe

Definitely would take pictures of your hole filled with his cum if you let him

Puts his fingers in your mouth

Aftercare with him is so good

He always asks if he was too rough, and gives you a massage

Always cleans you up and if you want to take a bath he'll turn the water on and get in with you

That can possibly lead to another round

Cradles you in his arms and falls asleep afterwards

You picked my top favs from both knb and haikyuu???? I'm thanking the universe for you rn <33 I really enjoyed writing this, thank you for requesting and feedback is appreciated!!

[izusun]

Headcanon: Izuku is into DIY.

Hot Take: Izuku would create a long furby. He has a collection of various eldritch creepy long furbies. Katsuki absolutely refuses to go into his room because of them. He would've exploded them by now but that would make Izuku cry.

Other CursedTM Things that Izuku does that makes Katsuki die inside and that Katsuki tries to hide from the rest of Class 1-A:

He's a part of the Vulture Culture community and collects roadkill and dead animals to turn into bones.

He has a collection of shitty All Might hawaiian shirts.

He has a collection of stuffed animals. They all have names ripped from Lovecraft such as "Yawgsathoth" and "Mother of Pus"

He writes fanfiction of the heroes.

He has a giant worm on a string plush, and his room is also decorated with Worms on Strings (you have no idea how much Katsuki had to bribe him not to add worms on strings to his uniform blazer)

He does have a plague doctor mask and will regularly just go out in a cloak and his mask

He cosplays exclusively female heroes, and crossdresses the worst dresses

He basically does art makeup, on his face and the face of Katsuki

"Hey what are you reading?" "Oh, this book on how to cook frogs."

He will eat anything. Including stuff that is on the ground. He has an iron stomach.

The actual reason Izuku hangs up All Might everywhere (it used to be a mix of all heroes) is because once in middle school Katsuki accused him of being straight, so he put him up everywhere and continued the habit, Katsuki hates his room now

- Goblin Anon (otherwise known as Goblin anon projects everything she does or wants to do onto her fav)

HI GOBLIN!!! GENUINELY SCREAMED AT THIS AU BECAUSE WTF

even i would not want to enter the beloved’s (izuku’s) room because of his shit.

i’ve searched up long furbys and i am, simply put, traumatized. i had a collection of furbys when i was a kid but we had to give them away because there’s too much of them. but long furbys? i am very much scared.

there’d be a picture of a long furby under the cut, and i’m genuinely terrified of the fucker.

also, can i just say that izuku writing fanfictions is the least cursed thing that he does? because like, reading the rest is like looking at that picture where you can’t decipher a single thing because, again, wtf izuku.

but they’re also funnier? creepier? because i can genuinely see izuku doing those dhekdoowks

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this shit would probably be snaking around the frames of izuku’s door. or he probably has one at the corner of his wall, the one that meets with the ceiling, and when a visitor looks up, they’re greeted by the sight of this centipede looking furby that has additional four eyes that izuku lovingly and carefully sewn on. it’s so nightmarish :’)

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the vulture culture part started when they were young. his interest started when he saw a documentary on how to pin butterflies and he was like, “you know what? thats actually something i want to do!” but! BUT!! he cannot catch a butterfly, thus he settled for mounting dragonflies which he collected in the nearby stream (where katsuki fell).

fun fact about mounting dragonflies: they lose colours when they’re dead. you can use acetone to not only help preserve its colours, but also to stop its decay. they decay so quickly, it’s terrible.

anyways, izuku does not know that and instead followed a youtube video of how to mount dragonflies, using an old picture frame as the case.

inko comes home, sees his son doing his stuff and is just happy that izuku’s not rewatching that loud all might video. she helps him pin the other wings and they are fascinated at how pretty they look. well, the next day, the wings are now transparent and the belly side of the dragonflies are black. it also stinks so they had to throw the whole thing plus the case.

izuku’s fascination grows from there.

a failed experiment, after all, instigates the desire to right them.

so that’s where he starts: butterflies, moths, beetles, another dragonfly case.

katsuki is fascinated and disgusted because, “why would you want dead insects in your room, deku?”

the rest began when the bakugou’s and the midoriya’s have road trips. inko doesn’t have a car so the bakugou’s drive along with them, and it’s a good day. the kids are having fun and getting along, and the parents are chilling and enjoying their vacation. life is good.

then on their drive home, izuku, who is sitting sandwiched between katsuki and inko, lets out this blood-curdling scream. it wakes katsuki up and almost had masaru swerving the car out of the highway.

“maru-san (because my boy izuku cannot say masaru) can you please stop the car! i wanna get that!” he screams, pointing at something indecipherable by the side of the roads.

masaru does anyways because it’s so rare for izuku to request something, but also his heart’s still pumping so fast after izuku’s scream.

masaru wasn’t even done stopping the engine when the car doors are opening, and katsuki and izuku are tumbling out, hand-in-hand. masaru and inko follow them closely, while mitsuki stayed to watch over the car.

katsuki’s excited for an adventure, but then izuku just. stops them. in front of a skull.

masaru chokes from behind them and katsuki lets go of izuku’s hand so fast, running back to his dad because, again, “deku what the shit?”

izuku ignores him and gestures at the deer skull, one that has moss growing by the teeth and around the jaw, turning to inko to ask, “mama? can we bring that home?”

masaru feels very faint, but doesn’t say anything when inko easily agrees, laughing at her boy and patting his untameable hair as if your child asking you for a carcass’s skull is normal.

inko picks it up and they go back to the car. mitsuki does a double-take on what inko’s holding, but shushes up when she saw izuku bouncing happily. katsuki hesitantly sits beside izuku, but when izuku began yammering about all might, he forgets about the skull and nerds out with izuku.

inko explains to mitsuki and masaru about her son’s newfound interest, telling them that it’d go away in two years, don’t worry.

it didn’t. instead, his interest and his collection grew. so for his subsequent birthdays, along with hero merch, he has vulture culture collections gifted to him.

when he moved to the dorms, they’re more packaged than his hero merch and katsuki wants to get angry because he’s been looking for those limited hero merch and yet there they are, chilling beside izuku’s many many skulls and bones.

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IZUKU STARTED COLLECTING THE ALL MIGHT HAWAIIAN SHIRTS WHEN HE WAS TWELVE

he ransacked for the very first edition, often saving his allowance just so he can buy the retro versions of the all might hawaiian shirts. sometimes he’d barter, but that’s only when he’s really desperate for the shirts. usually he’d just be in an auction site and buy just those.

he’d take katsuki with him and katsuki is very careful in what to buy, often researching the things and having a very long pros and cons list to narrow down what he’d buy, then his best bud izuku just out there buying all might hawaiian shirts.

funniest thing too is that those are the first to go because they? don’t value much? and they’re ugly, tbh, and yet izuku’s slurping them all up.

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the first time class 1a were talking about plushies, izuku dropped the names and they’re confused because-

“bro did you name your plushies with lovecraft names?” OR “bro? do you perhaps have personalized lovecraft toys?”

it’s the earlier one but izuku would want to buy personalized lovecraft monster toys.

ok but? he names them as per the appropriate lovecraft characters? like:

a purple octopus plushie is called azathoth.

a green gecko plushie is called bokrug.

a fish plushie (literally nemo) is called dagon instead of nemo.

a pink jellyfish plushie is mother of pus.

he has other plushies that have normal names (well, as normal as naming a plushie “cheese grater”), but he has a collection of specific plushies that align with lovecraft beings.

he writes all might x reader fanfictions, i’m sorry ;v;

he only writes them because he doesn’t want other heroes with all might, but also the reader pairing gets more views than all might with other heroes.

katsuki caught him writing a slowburn, enemies to lovers all might x reader fanfic and proceeded to proofread it for him.

synopsis of the fanfiction: reader is a villain with a sound quirk (tailored to present mic’s quirk) and all might met them in a hero gala where the reader pretended to be a worker so that they could infiltrate the gala’s holder’s office for a specific banking access that is linked to the world’s bank. all might manages to sniff them out and proceeds to fight them, but when a beam is about to hit the reader, all might swoops in and saves them. cue the reader developing unwanted feelings for their greatest foe, all might.

aND THEN!!! all might knows the reader outside of their villain persona and is actually very much taken by them. so it’s a painful surprise that the reader is a villain. but he is willing to save them.

it is still incomplete despite having 102 chapters. by chapter 78, katsuki asked for payment because shit was too long and too angsty.

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HEISOSL IZUKU HAS A WORM ON A STRING DOOR CURTAIN

he genuinely likes them but creating the door curtain kind of extinguished that interest because that’s just too much worms and too much strings for a single curtain, and it was very much tiring.

he has a tiny one stitched on his blazer and inko heaved this really big sigh when she saw that her son’s crisp UA uniform got a worm by the chest pocket.

aizawa eyed it once and was so close to expelling izuku just because of that.

shouto, when they became friends, sends a box of them to izuku because he thought that those are izuku’s favourite. katsuki had not stopped cackling when he saw the huge box of them.

to punish katsuki, he made a furby with worm hair and left it by katsuki’s door. katsuki’s scream woke everyone up.

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the moment he walked out with a plague mask, tokoyami was exiting his dorm room too and they made a long eye contact.

tokoyami does not know if he is amazed by izuku’s plague mask or he is terrified because why does it look authentic.

for halloween, he was a plague doctor.

he stowed them away after saving eri.

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his first women hero cosplay was in third grade when they had a play about different heroes. the girl who was playing ragdoll got sick and everyone’s already strapped in as their hero and unwilling to change. izuku, himself, is present mic (katsuki’s all might).

the girls don’t want to give up their heroes and izuku, the bestest boy, goes and says he will become ragdoll.

their teacher agrees and helps him strap in as ragdoll and you know what, izuku loves it.

from then on, he tries to cosplay as much women heroes that he can afford. inko loves helping him and katsuki thinks he is adorable but! dont tell deku!!!

OK BUT he wore the dress that broke the internet once and katsuki almost exploded the dress off him. almost because izuku dodged and warned him that if he ever breaks that dress, katsuki will have to pay (either monetary or revenge, katsuki doesn’t know so he behaved).

FOR HALLOWEEN, HE WORE THIS AND KATSUKI HATES IT

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izuku painting star freckles on his face!!!! or heart freckles!!!! or flowers!!!!

izuku in fairy makeup, pleaseee!

he also loves giving katsuki his own freckles because something about blonde hair and red eyes with pale cheeks kissed by freckles is making izuku gay panic.

izuku putting concealer on his own freckles once and his classmates are looking at him weirdly, wondering why he looks off?

like he still looks amazing, but something’s missing. it’s fucking them up and katsuki isn’t helping them so they’re trying to piece what’s up.

it takes monoma sneering at izuku and asking where his eight freckles are that 1a realizes why he looks different.

ok but denki asking monoma why he knows how much freckles izuku has and monoma spluttering, bright red and embarrassed, until he just walks away.

(answer: he’s crushing on green bean).

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IZUKU HAVING A COLLECTION OF LIKE ARCHAIC? BREWING? STUFF? BOOKS.

i dont know how to explain it but my friend has this specific book about poisons, detailing recipes and ingredients.

it also talks about the use of frogs, lizards, snakes. the benefits of different flowers (ones with toxins) and how to use them during tea time.

it’s bizarre but the book looks pretty so i think izuku would have a handful of those in his room.

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izuku eating grass? flowers? trying dandelions and complaining that it’s furry

izuku wandering what a twig tastes like so he just sucks on it like a lollipop.

inko gave up on stopping him because her son would just eat anything but his broccolis, and she’s very much tired of thinking if izuku would have an upset stomach. he never had.

first time mitsuki saw izuku do that, she forced him to drink cola and eat candy to cleanse his palette.

katsuki goads him on eating more.

izuku’s favourite is chewing on maple leaves. he’s just a weird boy.

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OK BUT THE FINAL ONE ABOUT HIS ALL MIGHT POSTERS?? I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHINGF

izuku wanting more all might figurines than posters. he only has some chemistry stuff (periodic table) on his wall, a little tapestry that matches inko’s, a canvas of monet’s water lilies (again, matching inko), and some cosmic facts that he bought online.

and yk katsuki sees those and thinks that it’s so weird that izuku has those posters but not all might?

his first thought was, “he doesn’t like all might as much as i do.”

the following one is, “he’s straight so he doesn’t want a guy’s face on his wall.”

katsuki’s mouth so happens to say the second one and the next week he visited izuku’s room again, each surface of the wall that is not taken by pinned insects and his frog-book stuff, plus his other existing non-hero posters, is covered in just all might posters.

he belatedly realizes that his own face is also on izuku’s wall, but that’s for later musings because for now he’s jealous that izuku managed to scourge the limited all might posters, but also is disgusted a bit because that’s too much all might.

katsuki walks out before his interest in all might plummets.

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ps to my beloved: ﹤୨♡୧﹥

GOBLIN I LOVE YOUR AUS ALL THE TIME AND IM SORRY FOR RESPONDING SO LATE! YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME SMILE AND I LOVE U!!!! you’re genuinely so precious pls dont stop your ramblings!!!!

[isimpoveryou]

hey, i loved your last cody fic! i was wondering if you could do another where they meet at the louis vuitton fashion week (or any other big event) and they hit it off. eventually getting into a relationship but they keep it a secret for like a year or two and it accidentally comes out to the public that they’re dating. fc; bella hadid or doja cat?

met gala

cody fern x reader

face claim: bella hadid

authors note: Can i just say how much i love this request. like you really put every thing in my head and made me write this while i was doing my school work. so im sorry if this is really short. also for reminder if you want me to do any of your request pls dont forget to add which face claim you want since some of you would forgot about it. im gonna stop here so enjoy todays update.

warning: english is my second language

tw: curse words lmaoo

request are open

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[rsbry-beret]

watching vox machina for the first time!!

SPOILERS BELOW. SO MANY. FOR ALL THE EPISODES IN SEASON 1

telling apart vax and vex is gonna SUCK

liam obrian my beloved

they’re so stupid this mean council guy is OBVI a dragon who can shapeshifte,, these fools

the king is a dilf

awwww vax with kids

AWWWW THE KIDS ARE DEAD UH

gnc barkeep nice

this show is rly gross like. barf blood ew

THSI INTRO SLAPS

thought fince the dragon was just trying to drive down real estate prices until he mentioned bargaining w gold

TUSK LOVE in gilmore’s shop omg

WAIT THE SCOTTISH GUYS THE DRAGON WHATTTTT NOT THE RAISIN GUY ???

why is there a troll dick

this sad victorian stage coach??? apparently his name is DESMOND which. yeah.

omg vampire nevromancer power couple?? hate them but also love that for them.

i’ve been told to stop chanting “horsdeourves” (how spell)

oh 1% anime boy has trauma D:

THE SNAKES NAME IS SIMON 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

vax ur awesome

yea okay i love percy hes my fav

apparently he needs wooden bullets?

side note would silver work ???? bc ik silver works for “evil” creatures generally like werewolves and steel for “nice” creatures like fey?? so would vampires count hmmm

also btw their fancy outfits are so coooool i love them !!

we’re taking a break and i have many thoughts;

do grogs tattoos have significance??

also cleric struggling w faith hell yea cool side quest tho

vax being disaster bisexual ICONIC of him

surprisingly i am not struggling w vax vs vex names v much :0

BEADS OF LOVE

your soul is forfeit dude ur so cool

duuuude secret passages!!!

WHY did the guards keep the twins together??? big stupid moment ngl

woa the ever light kinda dark tho. just saying.

keyleth <3 ur so nice 🥰🌸😇

ghosts fuck yes

NOOO THE GUARDS WERE SO HOT NOOOOO

aw grog not wanting to break piles shrine

ghost grabbed grogs titties lol

why doesn’t ANYONE have the light spell omgggg

PERCY IS CURB STOMPING A GHOST RN WHAT

He’s my fav

oh my GOD grog’s “what if i need you?” 🥺🥺🥺

“you’re their light now” stfu 😭😭

omg gilmore’s back :0

ok but what the heck IS percys weird shadow smoke thing??? intriguing

oh my god vax is a bisexual disaster wow.

these scenery shots are sooo pretty oh my god

oh my god that’s a massive fuck off dog

woaaa cool omg it’s just a torso that’s metal as fuck

that’s awesome ok

wow

hahah cool blood dogs okie

it’s sorta trottin along aww

percy’s tutor guys is eugh

AWWWW VAX “kiki”

bruh “friend”

wow these guys. suck at not accidentally bringing up percys trauma lol

vex’s abandonment issues popping off okay

this whitestone flashback is GORGEOUS so it’s gonna be in ruins now :/

yea it sucks now 😬 sun tree looking uhhhh

fits the vampire aesthetic a lot more now ngl but i like the pretty version personally

oh damn. the ending of episode 5. damn. augh

percy V pale. vitamin deficiency? very very white boy

why tf are there giants/goliaths here?? does not make sense bestie like is it an ecosystem thing? additional guard force?? i am wondering.

whitestone? more like graystone OOOOO BURN it’s bc the city is dirty.

religious person keeping the peace? BOOOO RISE UP VIVA LA RESISTANCE

Oh nvm she’s in the resistance ! sick. good for her.

aww archie and percy childhood crushes?? adorable

everlight on FIRE?? i guess not dark now but that can’t be good oof

“those were bad ideas and you should all feel bad” so tru bestie

also vax and percy standing like a power couple in that scene polycule rights

that’s a RLY COOL gun scope omg

haha back door team are all bottoms

oh my GOD they can’t open the door jesus

help action unsuccessful yikes scanlan

scANLANS FOOT???

PERCY FELL OUT A WINDOW

oh my god archie is nice and i like him <3

keyleth going FERAL I LOVE THAT FOR HER

WAIT. scanlans piercing is on the gay ear !!!!!

FUCK YES NO MERCY PERCY

and the NAME melts off the GUN this RULES

Cassandra is alive!!!!! holy shitttt

percy was a NERD in his youth

still is lol

this tutor suuuuuuucks booo

“who’s the sixth barrel for?” THE SHADOW. OH.

awwww archie and percy <3 <3 cute

let. me. be. annoying.

oh this lute music is a VIBE.

scanlans song slaps as well this is great

OMG THE GUARDS ARE PLAYING DND HAHA

“he’s a really tall guy” “scanlans just got shrunk” thanks @a-human-pippin-took i’m dumb at moments

WHAT FIRE BREATH WHAHAHAT HA

HEY HE IS BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE!!!!

this rules.

DUDE HES A TRICERATOPS THIS IS AMAZING 🦖🦕🦖🦕🦖

So dinosaurs are real??? or are they like mythical creatures in this universe ?

i can’t believe this mission was a total success good job scanlan

dick lightning omg nice sam

oh shit. cass. fuck man.

FUCK this tutor guy !

this loser brought a sword to a gun fight. sHit nvm he brought golems

OH MY GOD SHES ALOVE SHE SURVIVED JESUS CHRIST AH THANK GOD

pikes side quest goin Wild rn

oh THATS what it’s supposed to look like. a bit more light-y

oh this possession thing is uhhhhhh Fucked Up

oh my GOD percy is cool. fucked up but cool.

cass is. she has trauma as well! oof moment

oh my god. keyleth and the de rolo crest. that’s cool as fuck 😌😌

this vampire building is cool af and definitely trustable!!

uhhh that’s some. strange looking ceiling mold. 😬

oh FUCK THAT the hanged children have been ununalived now

ARCHIE NOOOOOIIIIIIOOOOOOIIOJOOKOOOOOOO THIS IS SO SAD

still torn up about that but holy shit keyleth

aw “kiki” 💚💚💚

that was a V good speech percy!! i miss archie :,(

oh my god “you know i’m in love with you, right?” “NOW?”

PIKE YES

“marry me?” “yes right now let’s do it” “really?” “no”

aw fuck still zombos

necromancer lady tattoo is messy as fuck. stick poke?

vax u CANT just free EVERYONE who the briarwoods hate,,

woa percy what did she do tho

oh this credits song!! <3 cute

oh FUCK this doctor lady

egh i rly don’t like anna ripley eghhhh

i agree w scanlan lol the smoke is a Bit fucked up lol lol hmmmm

WOA

OH MY GOD WHAT PERCY WHAT UR SOUL DUDE WHAT WOAH WHAT

this is so sus

cass u better be chill and not not chill

OH THATS SO COOL OMG “you’re at the bottom of my list”

taliesin king of one liners and crow noises

i only just realized pike is astral projecting

sick dagger vax 🔥🔥🔥

WAIT THE NAME CAS NO

shit fuck balls i called it

shittttt

percys crying vex is crying i’m gonna cry

HEAVY METAL

grog why is ur dick named that,,,,,

oh scanlan u genius

WATCHING W SUBTITLES ORTHAX IS THE WEIRD DEMON WTF AHHHH

percy holding his arm back from shooting cass,,,

oh my god scanlans muted,,,, smart but UGH

PIKE !! ❤️❤️❤️❤️💕❤️💕❤️❤️💕💕💕

KEYLETH THE LIGHT YEs

WEAKENS VAMPIRE FREES VEX THIS RULES YES

FUCK. YES. PIKE. THIS IS AWESOME KICK HER ASS

ok that fight was EPIC

And cass is more chill again!

aw fucks sake vampire lady pls stop it jeez

KEYLETH

the demon is orb

shittttttt

percy nooo ur soul is being overtaken haha

okay i got so wrapped up in the last episode i forgot to write ANYTHING but this show is VERY GOOD i highly recommend

!!!

[thunderslumbers]

Superposition || Zenitsu Agatsuma x M!Reader, Intertwined Collab

warnings: Cursing? (It's only 2 words)

word count: 1253 words

author's note: hi again! here with another collab with the amazing @httptamaki and @touyaz ! it's been wonderful participating in another collab and I encourage everyone to check out the masterlist! I hope y'all enjoy _(┐「ε:)_<3

stem major!reader bc I said so lol <3 it's only mentioned in a few sentences though. writing characters being awkward as hell is my fav thing to do ngl

"Superstition aims with imprecision // But when things can't be explained, superposition, oh // In any universe you are my dark star // I want you to want me" - Superposition, Young the Giant

You've always had bouts of insomnia, and the coursework at Kimetsu University doesn't make it any worse. It only adds the extra burden of deadlines and throwing things together at the last minute. The numbers, variables, and mathematical theorems make your mind numb. Your friends notice how you're awake at odd hours, your classes scheduled irregularly. You feel like a ghost among your peers, and the only time that feeling of loneliness escapes you is when you climb into bed and fall asleep.

It hasn't been happening for a while, maybe 3 weeks on and off, but they're starting to get more frequent. The dreams are kind of weird, you and someone else are doing something or going somewhere, and it's the same person. His features are kinda weird, blonde– almost yellow hair with orange tips he claims is natural (because he got struck by lightning as a kid??), and burn scars from the incident running down his arms which he keeps covered with oversized hoodies. You think he's pretty cute, even if his self-deprecating iating nature tends to disagree.

You call him thunder boy, just to tease (and that you don't actually know his name)

You haven't caught his name and you can't seem to give out your own name either, so it's really a guessing game to see if you'll remember him when you wake up. His hair will always stand out to you, easily found in a crowd and almost matching his exuberantly cowardly personality.

You don't know if he even lives in your country (or if he's actually real), but you hope you can see his yellow-orange hair in a crowd one day. And maybe you could tell him he's cute to his face.

After these particular dreams you would feel lighter, happier, more content with your state in the world. Your sleep fell into a decent schedule, the feeling of detachment from the world lessened. You had the mystery guy to thank really, he motivated you to connect outside yourself rather than shutting yourself in. Months have passed, your bond with him is pretty strong now, both you and him are suggesting meeting up.

One night he remarks he isn't as good in real life as in the dreamland. You can't help but scoff, admitting to him that he helped you in so many ways, unseen to him. He rushes you into a hug for the first time, the feeling reminiscent of a childhood friend. He exclaims remarks about coming to see you "as soon as he wakes up" and you can't help but laugh happily at the thought of finally seeing him in person, even if you don't really believe him after the fact.

┅︎┅︎┅︎

Getting groceries is kinda fun now, searching for things lit by the yellowing lights on the ceiling. It's less fun when your roommates pile on things for you to get, but you don't wanna be an asshole.

As you're in the noodle aisle surveying the angel-hair, macaroni, penne, fettuccine and other noodles whose names you can't remember when your shopping basket rams into someone's leg. Throwing out some of the things in your basket and making the person yelp, bending down in pain.

"OH!! holy shit man, you alright?" you're bending down to give a helping hand when the person starts picking things up,

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to knock your stuff out.." he looks up at you and pauses, words dying in his throat and spaghetti packets in hand, his eyes meet your own and you can feel the cosmic pull inside your chest, akin to superposition.

His hair, a brilliant yellow followed by orange tips at the ends of his choppy hairstyle. You're sure you'll never forget that hair at all. But there's a lingering familiarity to him, like a friend you haven't seen in a while or seeing a fellow regular at a store. Your memory chases after his image, trying to fit him into whatever void he's meant to fit, an odd puzzle piece in your brain looking for the space that matches.

He stands back up since what felt like an eternity and hands you the noodles, and as you place them back in the basket (thankful the jar of tomato sauce didn't break) you ask him,

"Have we met before?"

And he pauses, his body language switches in an instant going from somewhat quiet to downright nervous. His eyes flick down to the things in your basket, and back to your face. You tilt your body to leave the conversation when he finally says something,

"..I think we have, not here-- in real life- I mean." He quietly states.

As if it was instinct, your body stops and turns to see the yellow haired guy rubbing a scar on his exposed wrist, pale, and almost random in direction. Similar to lightning. Lightning.

You smile, and he pulls the cuff of his sweater over his arm again. Everything lulls into near silence.

"Yeah, I get what you mean. I thought I recognized your hair thunder boy."

He looks up with a sense of surprise, and everything clicks into place and you recognize him, his form like a vivid dream.

"I- I thought you weren't real, to be honest. Like you were some random person my brain made up to comfort me-- it's just- it feels so strange to see you here in real life, in a good way though,"

he says softly, and almost expecting backlash in return. It never comes, and he relaxes.

"My name! My name is Zenitsu Agatsuma, it's so nice to finally meet you in real life."

His voice is light and lifted with excitement. A small giggle leaving his mouth as he fiddles with the cuff of his sweater.

"Well, my name's (Y/n) (L/n), it's nice to finally meet you too"

Your voice is saturated with delight, and you two quickly brush off the previously awkward situation to settle in small talk.

You two walk around the store, getting the groceries you both need, and walk out together with hands full of plastic bags.

You pause and ask for his number, he saves it in your contacts, says a sweet goodbye and walks off. His hair almost glowing in the old streetlights that are in the parking lot. You stand there for a while, thinking about Zenitsu. He promised that you two would hang out some other day.

When he's gone, and the surreal space surrounding you consumes the sense of time, the cold bite of night's air reminds you that you also have to go back. The strain in your arms from the groceries doesn't feel like much compared to how content you are. There's a smile on your face when you return to the dorms.

Your roommates point out your unusual mood and they tease, feeling the excitability crackling in the dorm. You don't mind the teasing for once, becoming bashful and hiding your warm face in the pantry where you're putting the spaghetti packets in. They offer to let you off the hook and retire to your room early.

It's so weird having them reconnect with you, but things seem to be slipping back to what used to be. You don't mind that at all.

You get ready for bed, ready for a good night's rest. Before you actually go to bed you send Zenitsu a quick goodnight message (hopefully he gave you the right number) and you settle into your bed wanting to dream of Zenitsu again.

[weve-deobi]

NCT 127 as supernatural creatures

last one and then i disappear probably-

halloween specials are a fav of mine so 😌 i’m sorry i didn’t post this i got swamped with uni work i’m so sad 😭

Lee Taeyong

🌹 a shapeshifter, he likes to scare people in different forms

🌹 not to be mean or anything he just likes to see the look on peoples’ faces when a tiger just walks up beside them

🌹 it’s kinda funny to him, but when he does this to you and you don’t flinch he’s like …wat…

🌹 no fr he’s so confused and he just shifts, and he’s sitting on the ground looking up at you with a pout on his face like ???why???

🌹 and apajakjs hes so cute how can you not squish his cheeks ^•^

🌹 now he has this big smile on his face AND HE DOESNT KNOW WHY

Moon Taeil

🌕 a siren, man’s voice is insane like please appreciate king moon taeil’s voice more >:( we stan talent

🌕 the sweetest siren though, he just likes to sit and talk to people who think he’s just a dude who likes the ocean a lot

🌕 or he stares at the moon like ‘why is this my life why can’t i be a regular human???’ sad boi hours

🌕 is only moderately happy when he meets you the first time because he accidentally hypnotized you

🌕 he didn’t know you were there!!! stopped immediately cause wow look at that human they are gorgeous

🌕 infatuated with you but does not let you see him, he doesn’t want you to be scared of him i’m sad-

Johhny Suh

🐱 a werewolf, big dude much fur very scare

🐱 tbh he isn’t that scary but he wishes he was

🐱 he just follows you around??? in wolf form cause it’s creepy if he did it in human form

🐱 he likes your scent for some reason and he just wants to protecc (must protecc johfam and nctzens it’s his JOB)

🐱 it’s not terrifying at all that a giant wolf is following you around, no not at all idk what you’re talking about

🐱 he does not realize how scary he’s being pls

Nakamoto Yuta

🐙 a vampire, i have one thing to say about this: sexc

🐙 anyways he’s very good at what he does, luring people in? amazing done in one second, mind control? making people forget what happened to them? absolutely amazing and no one can stop him

🐙 except someone can stop him and that’s you

🐙 he’s just so whipped from that first moment onward

🐙 he was this scary being that should have been feared but around you? he’s nothing of the sort he is his actual self

🐙 fluffy boy who just wants love and affection

Kim Doyoung

🐰 a ghost, does he remember dying? no, does he remember when he died? no, is he okay with haunting this house for the rest of eternity? also no he hates it here

🐰 kinda wishes he could actually rest but for some reason he’s still here dealing with everyone else

🐰 does his world get a little brighter when you step into it? yes he’s so happy to finally have someone who understand him and wants him to be happy too

🐰 it’s really sad but sometimes you spend hours pouring over books in the library with him to figure out how he could cross over

🐰 he doesn’t realize how sad it makes you that he wants to leave you behind so bad

🐰 until he finds the way to set himself free and you’re looking at him for the last time and he sees the tears in your eyes and then he’s like ‘oh no what have i done’ but it’s too late he’s gone

🐰 should i write a fic about this?????????? omg crying alert

Jung Jaehyun

🍑 a demon, like a super sexc demon tho

🍑 y’all ever just look at him and be like dam he seggc? yeah, it’s ten times worse if he’s a demon

🍑 dude is sought after by EVERYONE LIKE LITERALLY EVERYONE WANTS HIM

🍑 does he care? no, cause he has his favourite human and that’s all he needs :]

🍑 people think he’s like super handsy and freaky but he’s actually tinie and soft and only wants someone to love him for who he is

🍑 he’s loyal and even if someone tries something on him he’s like *flick* and they’re gone!

🍑 i don’t think we want to know what that flick does to people tbrh

Kim Jungwoo

🐶 a siren as well

🐶 he does what he’s supposed to do, everyone expects something from him and he does it perfectly

🐶 until, BAM cute human alert

🐶 that’s it for him he’s whipped and there is no going back, he’s going to figure out how to become human and win your love and he’s gonna be really obnoxious about it (in a loving way)

🐶 calls your name the way he calls yuta in the anime voice when you’re on the beach and you’re just like ???wtf???

🐶 and then he makes friends with you and somehow you just gravitate towards him??? like no siren powers happening here you just like being around him

(mark and haechan can be found in my dream post)

[belphieslilcow]

DEMON FORM RANKINGS LETS GOOOOO

(thank you @eternallydaydreaming2015 for tagging me i love overanalyzing shit <3 of course anyone else can do this if they want to as well!! no pics cause im... lazy)

dia - i just think his demon form is like really... i guess grand? the giant wings and bull horns with their gold tips, his fur coat thingy? it's very fitting of a prince!! the black and gold look amazing together and give a very intimidating, royal look!!

barb - i love the teal so much!! and his outfit itself has SO many ruffles and by god am i a slut for ruffles, it looks very sleek, yet soft, and actually really comfortable!! of course i love barb's tail, i don't quite understand his horns, they look like mini skeletal wings, but hey!!

levi - honestly his outfit itself im not too crazy about, i would've preferred a full hoodie than the tummy showing, but it makes up for it in the horns and tail!! levi's tail is like So Good im just obsessed with it, and his horns/antlers are So unique and beautiful!!

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these four are basically at the same level, i really don't have much to say about them then yeah they're designs are fine!! they work, but they don't really Stun me and they're not uglee so!!

lucifer - honestly at first i had lucifer higher up, his demon form feels.. idk iconic for some reason? it looks like a super version of his everyday outfit which i think is pretty dope!! i like the Idea of the peacock markings, but i think they couldve been integrated a bit better, they kinda stand out a bit too much for me

beel - i like that his belt matches his everyday outfit!! yes that's the most important thing!! overall i think the punk cowboy aesthetic works, i think some more orange in his design would look really nice like on his jacket, he has some of my fav horns as well!!

belphie - oh shidd he Comfy!! i do really love belphie's demon form!! i love his ram horns and im like equally obsessed with belphie's cow tail and i dunno why i have him so low honestly? (well everyone in this section is the same level technically but yk) his horseshoe is a bit Weird do cows wear shoes?? i like his cow spots and his sleeves having the thumb holes is just So adorable!! ALSO!!! he has a belt that matches with beel so like... epic points

mammon - tiddies good yum yum <3

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satan - </3 satan... my boy... why? the belt buckle especially?? the pants?? oof!! i like that his tail has a gradient to it, though the green is a bit bright, its like jello, i do appreciate the boa because yadda yadda lucifer wings AND!!! his cat toy he has on his waist it's very nice

asmo - GOD IM SO SORRY ASMO BUT UR DEMON FORM JUST ISNT IT the mismatching pant legs?? the roses?? the cuffs?? i do like the scorpion brooch though, weird girl asmo rights!! and i DO REALLY LOVE HIS HORN GRADIENT!! but just overall asmo... you know you need help when you're below satan on Any fashion scale

[jonkentt]

Sam finds out one day that Bucky’s been Figaro this whole time. He confronts Bucky, only for Bucky to confront Sam for also secretly being Alpine this whole time (or, the time where they both learn they can shift into cats)

crack? nay, I bestow upon thee soft witches!sambucky and they’re roomies in their lil witchy cottage! loving that for them! 🔮🐱✨🌈

(follows the prompt so close but Bucky is more of an idiot cause branding)

Sam’s magic makes him really good with animals (birds singing to him on the windowsill disney princess style sort of thing). Bucky has healing magic, and thank god bc he has thE most reckless roommate ever so it comes in handy. But he cant use magic on himself so when he breaks his ankle, that’s that.

Sam, being a brilliant witch, knows abt a rare gemstone w/ healing properties but it only forms in one cave that’s really dangerous to get to. Bucky doesnt want him to go alone and they have a whole dumb fight abt it. Bucky storms out of the house (well he limps) and Sam is left pouting. Then his fav lil buddy meows at the door! Figaro favors his paw a little when Sam lets him in. Sam quickly scoops him up and cradles him like a chonky baby (he’s a big cat).

“Oh no! Are you hurt too, baby boy? My little Fig fig!” Sam coos and smushes their faces together and Figaro purrs like a motorboat. Sam tries to look at the sore paw but Figaro bites him. So instead of aggravating the beast, Sam flops onto the couch and settles Fig on his chest (who goes right back to purring).

“Who’s the most beautiful boy?” Sam scritches behind Figaro’s ears and he’s happy for a moment till he remembers his fight with Bucky. “That stupid jerk Bucky just left,” he mumbles to Fig. “I hope he trips and breaks his other ankle.”

Figaro, the traitor, smacks Sam in the face. Sam yelps and rubs his nose. “What was that for! Is it team up against Sam day? Huh?”

Figaro glares at him but doesn’t stop purring. Sam sighs and pets him, and Fig curls up for a nap.

“I just… wanna take care of him, you know?”

Figaro opens one eye to look at Sam’s forlorn expression.

“He fixes up all my scrapes. When I broke my arm last summer, Bucky had it mended in a week! Drained him so much he didn’t use magic for a whole month after…”

Sam’s lip starts to quiver. Fig scoots closer and nuzzles under his chin.

“It was my birthday. He got upset he couldn’t use magic to make my cake special like he wanted. He’s so dumb. Takes care of me all the time and still thought he ruined my birthday as if he wasn’t already my favorite person.”

Figaro licks a tear off Sam’s cheek with his sandpaper-rough tongue. Sam curls into a ball and cuddles Fig close. The memory of his last birthday makes him smile. They’d still made a giant cake, using a cauldron cause Bucky insisted even though it was ridiculous. Sam had made technicolor frosting and painted birds all over it. They both stuffed their faces and when they couldn’t eat any more, they started throwing cake at each other.

“I think I’m in love with him, Fig,” Sam whispers. “And when that idiot gets back here, I might even tell him… Figgy? You okay?”

Figaro had abruptly stopped purring and he’s staring at Sam with huge golden eyes. Sam sits up and pulls the big cat onto his lap.

“What’s up with you?”

Sam rubs his tired eyes and he’s hit with the buzzing feeling of magic in the air. The weight on his lap gets a whole lot heavier.

“Bucky?!”

“I love you too, Sam,” Bucky confesses. Sam just blinks at him.

“Are you my cat?”

“Oh, well um,” Bucky blushes. “Yeah.”

“You’ve been my cat this whole time?!”

“…Yes?”

Sam frowns and pinches Bucky’s arm.

“Ow! Why’d you do that?”

“You bit me!”

“But—ow! Hey! Ow!!”

Sam keeps pinching Bucky then pokes and prods at his ribcage. Bucky laughs and it’s over for him cause Sam tickles relentlessly.

“Sam, no wait, stop—” Bucky is giggling so hard he’s out of breath. Sam’s got him trapped in the corner of the couch.

“Now I know why Fig never let me give him tummy rubs!”

“Mercy! Mercy!”

Sam releases his victim (for now). He leans on Bucky’s chest and grins up at him. Bucky looks at Sam adoringly. He strokes Sam’s cheek with his knuckles.

“So… you don’t think I’m weird for being a cat?”

“Nah. I love being a cat!”

“I love you.” Bucky looks so sappy about it Sam almost rolls his eyes but he leans in for a kiss instead.

It takes Bucky’s braincell a full week to catch up and ask Sam if he meant he can turn into a cat too. It takes another week for Bucky to put together that his sassy ass cat is also, in fact, his boyfriend. He chases Sam around the house, yelling about all his things that Alpine stole and hid under the bed and on top of cabinets. But his ankle’s still broken so it’s really more like he hobbles around while Sam stays just out of his reach, laughing his head off.

[relax-and-read-on]

I feel like vulkan would also love praising his partner

yes. You are correct here.

And I will use this opportunity to yell about some of my fav Vulkan ships

Vulkan/Konrad: Oh boy. Oh BOY. The amount of SPICE this one has.... It's the worst case scenario for Vulkan, having that hot mess wanting him. And yet! If this is pre heresy, I can see our gentle giant wanting SO BADLY to help the lil psyco!!! Meanwhile our fav murderous catboy is like "i could make him worst :3" while looking at this sexy hunk. The problem comes in if you get to the heresy, because, well.... Konrad was Not Very Nice. Adding an emotional dimension, even just a crush, would make things... Messy. At the same time, Vulkan is the one with the emotional intelligence here, he could have maybe figured something out if they had a connection

Vulkan/Mortarion: Someone need to be nice to Morty! As such, he deserve the Nicest!!! But seriously, Brooding Introvert x Sunshine Extrovert is SUCH a quality ship dynamic. He would have been so sweet to him. He would have taken the time to listen and understand his issues. And when Morty fell (rather unwillingly)? He would have tried to rescue his ass. Im just saying. Vulkan/Morty is the romantic version of loyalist/traitor ship. Also, the entire thematic of fire purifying the rot and illness away... Im just SAYING.

Vulkan/Corvus: What I just said about Introvert x Extrovert ship, but make it 10 times more fun. Just. Corvus, having the crush of the century on this big muscle man and not knowing how to COPE. Bird courtship. All the lil' raven guards trying to find their favorite Salamander, because who cam resist a legions of Good Boys. So much Pinning. So much Soft. This is the happy au where nothing hurt and the biggest worry Vulkan has is figuring out ravens guards gifting tradition for courting. This shit is Wholesome.