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You're only six years old. You're trying to be a ballerina, to be victorious, to dance better than any of the other girls. (You'll dance on their heads if you have to.) (Metaphorically.) You hope your parents can forgive you for being a bad little girl. You tell stories of them drinking too much and ignoring you for too long and making you fight a bear. (You lost.) But you also tell the story of how sometimes they said "I love you" by leaving an extra layer of dust for you to wipe away. Someday, that might lose its meaning, or take on a darker one. But you're young. You have time.

You're only six years old. You have trouble saying words, but you keep trying. You struggle with ballet, but you keep trying. You make jokes that most people don't laugh at, but you keep trying. You sing to yourself when you're lonely. You tell a little boy he can be whatever he wants to be. You laugh together. (It's fun.) You're reprimanded, but you still promise to teach him all you know. Someday, you might realize how brave you were. But you're young, and bravery looks so much like kindness.

You're only six years old. You've been forced to fight in a war you want no part in, used by the people who were supposed to protect you. You dance for royalty, but you will not slit their throats. (Maybe it's bravery. Maybe it's kindness. Maybe it's just the boy's voice in your head, telling you that you can be whatever you want to be.) You're cast out by the person who was supposed to care about you. (Maybe she never cared, or maybe she just doesn't know how to show it.) You leave, and the boy comes with you. You're not going to fight any battles that aren't your own. Someday, this will be a memory, and you'll be free. But right now, you're scared, and you're being forced to grow up too fast, and you're only six years old.

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HEAVY ON AJ'S ONE I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME WHO NOTICED IT

I cannot sleep but i should so instead have my favourite habit each member of sfth has

Tom: the lean back with legs crossed "please elaborate" pose when someone else is digging themselves into a hole

AJ: breaking character for like a millisecond to smile and getting right back into it (he does this a lot and it gets me every time)

Luke: The little pose he gets into! With like one of his legs out on his heel, hands on his hips. He moves like a fucking cartoon character I love it

Sam: "Thank you so much for being here, we could not do this without you, *the very specific giggle he does before making a joke* it would be weird"

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fav things abt the new longform

•Tom questioning the title name at the beginning and Luke's reaction of "yeah what else?"

•AJ purposely not looking when Tony passes the drink to him just to mess him up

•"Ping pong plink!"

•Bill and Tony the piano player singing the song

•"I got three keys, three teeth, three toes!"

•The cute little giggle after "My mind can take a lot there's not a lot in there"

•Bill's scared smile after "I'm only seventeen!!"

•Danny getting more flirty after "you're not tryna seduce him!!"

•"Independent womaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!" (ABSOLUTE DIVA)

•Luke's awkward giggle after "This is what feminism looks like" (Yeah, Luke)

•"My mom is crazy"

•Sam being embarrassed not realising there's a flashback, and Luke making fun of him for it

•Luke breaking character whilst pretending to sleep

•Tom not realising Sam had said "Many Fingers Percy" and not "Many Fingers Pussy" and being so confident with it

•Luke's face after "I can't wait to hear four white boys do those accents!"

•"CLANK CLANK CLANK"

•Luke speaking Spanish and having a Spanish accent... 🤭

•Sam's hesitation to do the Spanish accent and then the weird "hey man"

•The little lovey dovey spin after "I fell in love"

•AJ being narrator, and later the principle of the unreliable narrator coming in

•Maria's weird singing voice

•"THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO IT''

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On Escape from the Vault pt2 Eve, here's Luke playing "a stonking bass line".

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EXACTLY

I mean Donnie’s last words were so unbelievably Donnie-like, but Frankie never got a goodbye. Donnie would be fine with it, he went out spontaneously with a joke, but that’s not what Frankie needed. Frankie thinks back on the moment, his own brother’s body turning lifeless in his arms as the blood seeps crimson onto his brown jacket, and he imagines what he wishes Donnie had said. Maybe ‘thank you for taking care of me, I loved being a bandit with you, spending Christmas with you was the best gift I could have asked for, I’ll see you soon’. And then Frankie would sigh in disgust as he realised he was only puppetting a corpses body in his head, and remember he should be grateful for any last words he was able to hear. Still carrying that black leather jacket around, even now.

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Some Bubbamiah happy au. Where they get to be silly and happy together on their farm. And Bubba tells Jeremiah about a weird dream he had about killer cubes and they laugh about it.

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Someone who hasn't seen The Goes Wrong Show explain this image

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Summer Once Again as summarized by Mae West:

"A hard son is good to find."

-Dennis, definitely

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when u see a stranger wearing a shirt of a thing u really like

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That's pretty bad, but what about when your head elf in the North Pole and your friendship with Santa gets destroyed because Mrs Claus wants a divorce as she's found a new partner, Javier, AKA Xavier's long lost French twin, and you have to be awkwardly stuck in the middle of it?

Don't you hate it when yor inbred sheep aren't shitting like they used to because someone's shutting the curtains randomly in the lighthouse?

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I'M GOING TO A SFTH SHOW IN MAY IN LEICESTER SQUARE I'M GONNA GO INSANE JSSJSHJSHSISUWSOSSJSJJSJJSJS I'M SO EXCITED

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THE CHRISTMAS TREE BANDITS!

it’s them, my new fav sfth characters,,,

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I LOVE THIS FANDOM SO MUCH I'M GONNA DIE I SWEAR.

Merry Christmas, everyone—or as I would like to call it every now and then, Merry B*tchmas, by Roman Sanders.

I hope you all have a great day and great christmas :)

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RIP Donnie, you were loved

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I LOVE THIS PART SO MUCH YOU DON'T GET IT.