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writinandcrying · 2 years ago

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Sexuality / gender preference (if you aren’t comfortable with labels)

HI OMFG OKAY

This can be any version of the TMNT preferably bayverse or 2007? I don’t mind do your thing fr fr LMAO

straight / I enjoy men / she/her

5’1/gym rat so I’m a lil muscular/usually curly hair but I have braids in right now/glasses/ lots of piercings & a few tattoos :) but we follow each other on ig so idk why I just gave you my physical description LMAO

INTJ :)/im pretty funny if I do say so myself/very independent/sarcastic/I have a weak social battery but depends on which group im with/impulsive

My love language has to be touching or cooking- No in between :,)

Y’all know I love me the 2007 TMNT movie as bad as it is/im going to college to be an English prof :)/my dream job would have to be one of the nicest schools where the area I live in is suburban & I get a fun lil house to myself that I can host parties in >:)

I really love horror games/art/working out/cooking

I think one of my toxic behaviors is that I fall out of love as quick as I go into it, so if someone does something I don’t like it’s sort of a deal breaker for me

Pet peeves: guys that chew with their mouth open/guys that yell to get their point across/uneducated men/Pisces men/guys that aren’t into or against spiritual things like saging rooms or crystals or incense :,)

Deal breakers: if he’s rude to other women or doesn’t respect his parents/doesn’t have an education/is very anti-weed to the point that they’ll break up with someone over it (like bro it’s never that serious)/if he doesn’t take care of himself physically and mentally

How do I usually act: I don’t ever ask for anything, im very independent so I never ask a guy to buy something for me or pay for something :)

HIEEE omg im so excited for this one hehehe

i really need to thought this one through but like..... Jas i need to be 100% serious..... you are 100% perfect for rottmnt leo fr like idk i think you both would have such a nice time together lmao

i match you with..

Leo

Surprise!!!! no but seriously- honestly this could go either Bayverse or 2007, i know rottmnt is extremely different from these two, but like... i can recognize all those personalities being different and still making it work with you! ur a leo girl what can i say lmao

I usually don't focus or comment much or physical appearance, i only ask bc its easier for me to visualize the match up, but since i do know how you look like, how your voice sounds, i can 100% confirm he would be down BAD by first glance (mikey would too, but like its mikey he gets crushes left and right) specially with bayverse, Leo is a an adrenaline junkie, he's too introspective borderline shy to actually voice it, but like..... tattoos, piercings, everything that society would deem as a "rebel" look(? do i make sense i hope so) Leo would be into it. He can deny as much as he wants, but he's into badass looking people idc yall can fight me on this one (this also applies to rottmnt, although i kinda see Rottmnt Leo being a bit... like almost every version of Mikey, he gets crushes easily on a wild range of people, but he most def LOVES when someone knows how to use slangs and has a funky lingo going on, and you DEF have that, he would 100% fall for you ever harder after exchanging a few words with you)

Every Leo version deserves a funny s/o. Bayverse and 2007? they NEED to laugh, a light hearted relationship is perfect for him and i def see that going on with you two (: he loves how you can effortlessly can deliver a punch line when he least expects it, my personal head-canon is that all Leos like to joke around, due being introverted, the oldest sibling and the leader, Leo closes himself a lot around his brothers, the only one chill enough to truly explore that side is Rottmnt Neon Leon, so if he ever decides to test the "imma make you laugh" waters with you, thats a sign he not only trusts you, but wants to impress and deepen your relationship with him

Thank GOD you can cook cuz this man cant LMAO

Leo's Love language is def Quality time, he will need some time to adjust into physical touch as your way of showing appreciation, but soon enough he looks forward to it! loves to mindlessly caress your hand, back, tights when you are hanging out, gives killer massages! likes to hear about your day as you both lie down on his futon and your head is in his lap or your you are both lying down and your legs are above is tights, soon enough he will discover he's actually really into gentle touches, give him time to ge used to it tho cuz he never really considered even having a s/o, so, baby steps regarding physical affection is the way to go!

He's so interested in your major, i shit you not he asks to see your assignments and homework. Leo loves to read, and if college was a possibility for the turtles, i can see him either doing something related to Linguistics, maybe Anthropology (def more focused on Japanese culture) he def likes to dive in those topics and he geeks the f OUT with you regarding your college major

The bumps on the road; 1-he cannot deal with someone impulsive. We all know his relationship with Raph, and we ALL know he can be controlling on his worst days, you both would have to compromise during missions or even daily tasks, he wants to be part of the planing, he wants to know whats going on, but at the same time he cant micromanage you like shit that sucks a LOT. 2- he needs someone steady. he fall in love extremely slow, so for his to work out, he would either have to speed the process up or you to pump the breaks with falling out of love rapidly 3- ..... give him time to be more pro-weed please LMAOOO (although i know this points can be """solved"""with loooads of talking, and thats something nice about your relationship, at certain stage, both of you are completely honest and open about your issues, and both can be understanding of each others limitations and personal growth that shall occur on future)

"if he’s rude to other women or doesn’t respect his parents" Leo gotcha, and honestly? he feels the same, if you cant show respect to the elderly (aka master splinter) wtf you doing?

"guys that aren’t into or against spiritual things like saging rooms or crystals or incense" Leo def knows anything related to Japanese culture and i think he (and mikey.. and Donnie) would be the most open-minded towards new healing / spiritual activites and techniques? although there are different reasons to each one of them; Donnie is bc he's curious about well- everything, Mikey is bc he always wants to try new things and lowkey finds it cool, And with Leo, he wants to be part of your life just like he wants you to be part of his, so please be open towards learning Japanese costumes and he shall participate in your costumes as well.

Loves that you are independent, he likes being there for you don't get me wrong, but.. he's a busy turtle, if you cant handle yourself once in a while, that might be a deal breaker for him. Chivalry is kinda big for him tho, so let him treat you when he can, he likes to woo you sometimes so just let him lol

Ok so i know Raph is like, the gym king or whatever but if you ever briefly mention you would like to use it the one the boys have around the lair, he will "randomly"show up there, Raph will def tease him if he tries to help you out on a machine that you and Raph combined know way more than he ever could lmao. He does asks you if you would like to join him into his training sections at the dojo, he's way more comfortable in there and he swears is not as stinky as their gym after Raph uses it, really looks forward to the day you accept his invitation into teaching you some self defense moves here and there

Ok you didnt mention this like...he loves how you always reply REALLY FAST!! like at first he's taken back cuz? usually april or casey take a few good minutes even hours to respond, humans have their things to do on topside and he gets it you know? he's also relatively busy most days, so when he almost automatically gets a reply from you, Leo def got surprised on the first chats he had with you, he begins to love it how fast you can come back to him with texting, he doesnt have to worry if you are in danger after escorting you to your home, or when you are leaving college, work, yadda yadda, he knows its not extremely healthy to be on your phone 24/7 but when you are away from him, he loves it he can have almost imidiate contact with you

Over-all: Really chill relationship but still has some fire into it??? at the same time?? both of you just gets eachother, and he feels free to show his funny, daring, flirty / teasing self he almost NEVER shows to anyone, so lucky you!

hope you liked it!

match ups are closed for now

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gayferrari · 2 months ago

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im sorta kinda new into f1, like watching races on the peripheral as a girl born into a #SportsFan family where we watch any sport available on the television BUT i have a question abt whether the drivers “watch film” or like analyse their competitors races as well as their own ?? like watching film is common with like others sports like basketball and like idk volleyball to like get the feel of their opponents before a match but do they do that in motorsports esp in f1? bc i rewatched the monza race and landos comments on how his front left tyres has gone and he doesn’t know why it does that made me wonder if analysing others onboards would make it better or if thhe car just really eats up the tyre? sorry if this is v roundabout but im rlly curious bc how do u rlly develop tyre management like jjabanskll thank uuu nd ur sports inputs r rlly fun and vv insightful esp with it being technical but also not rlly LMAO

"Do drivers watch film?" is SUCH a Sportsball Girlie question... I feel known and seen and loved <3 as a football fan I totally get it.

As far as I know, all teams have access to other drivers' onboards and radios, and any camera angles that are available commercially (if you can see them on F1TV, they're public). The FIA have access to all camera angles on every car, which are used to review incidents if necessary. Drivers can watch other drivers' onboards if they want to and I wouldn't be surprised if some do, but it's not very relevant or helpful in terms of improving your craft. Machinery plays such an important role in F1, and you can't just replicate something that someone in a different car with a different set-up might be doing. So much of F1 debriefs is looking at data — power unit telemetry and timing screens during the race, comparing race track data with data gathered during simulations to assess the reliability of simulator runs, things like that — compared to other sports where analysis software definitely have a place but aren't THE core part of a post-competition debrief.

Basically: drivers need to understand how to get the most out of their machinery, and looking at how others are doing is not the best way to go about that.

On tyre management specifically: tyre degradation depends heavily on track conditions (layout, temps, surface) and car set-up. Some factors that affect tyre life negatively include high-speed corners, speed transitions (acceleration/braking), harsh throttle application, bumping into kerbs etc. Being "good at tyre management" means being able to minimise these factors and driving as smoothly as possible while maintaining race pace over the course of the race <- that is the really tricky part — not just executing a great lap, but being able to pull it off multiple times in a row, as all these very fine margins add up. Usually in debrief engineers will have mapped out the track and offer feedback on areas that need more careful brake applications, ideal racing lines going into the corners and so on. It's the kind of skill that's developed my practice, and I assume sim works plays a big part as well, but there's always going to be a discrepancy between sim data and actual track data.

What I'm getting at — hoping this answers your questions: someone like, idk, Lando, would get more from his engineers giving him feedback on where he could have applied less throttle or been more careful with brakes or how he could have compensated for declining tyre grip later into the stint etc — than he ever could from watching Charles's onboard, especially not knowing the fine details and hard data of Charles's car.

Anyway! I feel like I just barely understand these things for myself so I hope this is clear! I'm gonna @toxicrivalries (who unlike me is a STEM person) in case he wants to correct something. You might also be interested in this article that lowkey breaks down some of Charles's moves in Monza — a lot of the fine work he did was about balancing the car going into the fast corners to avoid overstressing the anterior left tyre. (If this sounds super technical, it is — that's why F1 cars are fine-tuned to hell and back)

#AM I MAKING SENSE......#long post #elle asks

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peevishpants · 3 years ago

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Woahhhh your art is so good!!!! I adore how you use colours sm!! Could I ask if you have any advice on environment design? I love how you draw backgrounds and I've always wanted to learn more about coming up with settings for a story ~Aqua

Thank you!!! :D

I get this question pretty often and never really know what to say - there's so many avenues of advice to give, and difficult to tailor it in an AOE (area of effect? howdy ya do gamers im a bit of a gamer myself please believe me) format. Be aware that my "advice" may not be the thing you need to hear or apply right now, so maybe just store it away in the back of your brain for a while, or just discard it if you feel like you're past that point or moving in a complete different direction with your current art level.

But here we go, a little tidbit about environment design for story-telling (sorry long post):

A game I like to play with myself is "what if X... but Y". Like madlibs - what if [bookshelf] ... but it's [meat]. (I'm sitting beside my bookshelf and I just ate haha). Ok, now let's answer that - why would there be a bookshelf of meat? Maybe I'm a nerdy butcher, who collects exotic meat samples. Maybe the meats are monstrous and I'm a demon taxonomist. But meat decays so quickly! How would I keep them? Maybe I preserve them with a magic balm, or my bookshelf is so high tech it keeps the collection of meats cold through uhhhhhh cryo.... cryo uhhhh technology. Maybe I'm a meat wizard and these meat slabs carry runes that I can read and use to do ... Weird Meat Magic. Maybe I have a magical BBQ and I need to grill selected meats to release their Magic Juices. OH, FIRE! What if one day, my house gets set on fire (malevolent spirit? stupid accident?) and my bookshelf full of meats all gets cooked at once, releasing a Pandora's Box swarm of magical atrocities into the world? And now it's my mission to hunt them all down, butcher knife and tongs in hand. Actually wait this is a banger idea for both a Yan NPC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND a DND character LMAO

But with this utterly random framework, we've already set down a couple world and story design beats to riff off of - there's Meat based Magic, there might be an Enemy somewhere who hates me and my meats, Meat = Jail for Evil Demons and I was a sort of prison warden? Now I have to work in a scene where I say "my MEAT IS HUGE" or "I've FINALLY BEATEN... MY MEATS". I want to design what my meat bookshelf looks like, and how it preserves the meats - different kinds of compartments for different kinds of meat! a special section for seafood? - my home and how the evil spirit got into it to commit arson, and what kind of person would live in a home like that. That's when worldly knowledge and research come in - I'd want to research real cryoprotective tech to help design the bookshelf, maybe base the meat demon designs off of... uh... I dunno? Metallica/KISS facepaint patterns? Rorschach test patterns?

Two skills help a lot in the process of grabbing idea threads and developing them: 1. Expanding your mental library of Concepts and Things and 2. Just being Curious about the world! Constantly asking questions and making little headcanons and never shutting up. Think of it as trying to entertain yourself!

Anyway this is just one quick way to get the brain rolling on world design! Sometimes you'll play "what if X... but Y" and come to a dead-end or realize you've just re-made homestuck (valid), so just try again with another set of concepts, or pick a train of thought you liked from your first game and expand on that. And of course you can always go back and change your ideas - like, maybe instead of a meat bookshelf I think a seed bookshelf would be cooler. I dunno. The point is to fully explore your ideas and through that, assign meaning to them so that they are compelling.

So tldr: read and learn things to expand your knowledge base, be curious, and try to connect cool visuals with a clear reason for their existence.

#littleblueberryartist #ask #haha this is more about idea-generation than actual technical or stylistic design! but i hope it helps #if you wanted to rephrase your question or ask something else feel free!#art advice #design

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inkykeiji · 3 years ago

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ohhhh okok,,, ur writing is SO good i had to ask LOL

what are u planning on doing in the future career wise? ALSO IM A WRTING MAJOR N ,,,,NGL I HATE THE PROFS!!!!! i haven’t found a good one yet soo…i’ll be on the lookout

ALSO (last thing lol) what do u do in cinema studies? like i’ve heard of it before but like..hmmm what do u study? LOL idk if that makes sense but. yea.

(completely fine if u don’t feel comfortable answering this!!)

oh hello again hehe c:

AAAAH please i am so flattered hahahaha thank you so much <33

well the ultimate goal is to become a novelist!!! it’s kind of all i want to do with my life ehehe (*/ω＼*) i’d also really love to make films one day, but that’s like way way waaaaay in the future.

THEY’RE KIND OF AWFUL AREN’T THEY! okay okay that’s unfair to my good profs and i feel bad saying that hahaha but some of them were definitely :///// not good. i’d say about half of my english profs were good, which, after hearing about the horrors of science profs, is actually really good. i think the cinema department just spoiled me with amazing professors tbh 😭😭😭

well it really depends on the program itself!!! cinema studies can be anything from actually making films (hands on), simply studying film (history, theory, technique, analysis, etc etc etc there’s way too much to list here LMAO but u get it) or a healthy mix of both!! my department was incredibly in my opinion HAHA because they were more focused on academically studying film, but also offered a department run film club to teach students hands on & build their portfolios. so that was really cool to me, just having that option.

as for what we studied, it encompasses such a wide and extensive breadth of areas and topics; it was very interdisciplinary. there were specific core classes we had to take, which focused on the most important/prevalent theories + all (and i mean ALL) of film history (these were obv split up and spread out among a few classes; you had to take one each year). other than those few core classes, students were allowed to pick and choose which other classes they decided to take. for example, i took a ton of classical/golden age hollywood classes, and quite a few genre classes, as well as some feminist film classes. i also got into our screenwriting program (you had to apply from within the cinema program) which was super super rad!! but anyway our offered classes ranged from being focused on specific theories, histories or eras, to genres, to ethnicities, to social issues. i loved it so much :(

thank you for being so considerate!!! (´∀｀)♡

#SORRY THIS IS RLY LONG HAHAHA #i rambled on quite a bit #i LOVED my program #i miss it so much #but yeah!!! hopefully this answers your questions!! c:#inky.bb #clari gets mail

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dreamescapeswriting · 5 years ago

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BTS Reaction || Fake Dating

A/N: Fuck I made Jin’s really ansgty compared to the others im sorry lmao

Seokjin:

"It's just for a couple of weeks, a month at the most," Jin told you as he followed you around the restaurant you worked in, your best friend had come running to you about needing to get the press off his back about him and his girlfriend.

"Why not just admit you're dating her?" You grumbled turning around to face him and setting the placemats down on the table in front of you and then going to find your apron for your next shift.

"Because her company won't allow it, they want to keep it hushed up. If you do this I will owe you forever." He told you, taking your hand in his and staring into your eyes. You swallowed hard, having Jin touching you like this was sending your stomach into a whirlwind of front flips and backflips.

"Jin-"

"Just say yes, I'll owe you big time." You could never say no to him, there was something about the way he looked at you, or maybe it was because you'd been in love with him since you were teenagers but you couldn't say no.

"Fine, but I want to have a clean "breakup" I don't want to be left in the dark or have anyone hate me." You warned him taking the notepad from the desk and slipping it into your apron, he kissed the top of your head and rushed out of the restaurant.

(X)

The plan was working, the press was leaving Jin's real girlfriend alone but they were following you around more. It had been two weeks since you started going out on public '' dates'' with Jin, holding hands, cuddling in front of the cameras and acting like a real couple. It was hard for you, you were starting to grow deeper feelings for Jin despite everything being fake and none of the things you were doing being real. He always expressed that he would rather be with his girlfriend which hurt you more than you could ever tell him but you kept your mouth shut. It would be over soon and you wouldn't have to deal with it anymore. Things were starting to get a little more complicated as time passed though, you couldn't go into work because it would be crowded full of people asking questions. Your boss ended up letting you go but you didn't tell Jin, you didn't want him to feel bad about it so you were busy looking for another job when you got a phone call.

"Hello?" You asked looking at the laptop screen in front of you, you'd just applied for another five waitress jobs and you were hoping one of them would reply back to you soon.

"Is this Y/n?" You hummed in response to the female voice, knowing it wasn't a job because they would have been more formal about it, you heard a sigh of relief and then the voice began speaking again in a high pitched and whiney tone.

"Good, leave Jin the fuck alone. I don't know what you think you're playing at but he's my boyfriend. If I see one more article about you-"

"Listen, it's fake. He's doing this to get the press off your back so why don't you get the fuck off mine?!" You yelled at her, hanging up the phone and throwing it at the armchair in the corner of your apartment. Jin's girlfriend had done nothing but talk shit about you to Jin the whole time this was happening, deciding it was easier to hate you than to understand why he was doing this for her.

(X)

"You told her to fuck off?" Jin asked later that night when you were out on another fake date for the cameras, you were walking along the Han River, talking about what she'd said to you on the phone. You never kept anything from him so you were going to tell him what happened with her.

"She was being rude to me." You scoffed out a laugh but Jin wasn't laughing, he was standing still and staring at you in disbelief.

"I can't believe you."

"Me?! She rang me and started yelling at me Jin...I wasn't going to sit there and take it." You defended yourself, turning around to face him. He was red in the face and so were you, you didn't understand why he was taking her side on this.

"She has every right to be mad at you, I'm practically all over you all the time and you're always all over me as if you think this could ever be real and it's in the papers." Ouch. It felt as though someone just crushed your heart in the palm of their hand and were holding onto it tightly.

"I know it's not real." You managed to choke out without crying, but they were still welling up in your eyes and Jin wasn't done.

"It never will be, look. I've tried to put it off but I know you had feelings for me, this was a bad idea. I'll end things in a good way and we'll never have to talk again." You blinked at him in silence, not knowing what to say to him. Was there anything you could say? He was ripping out your heart as if it was nothing and stomping it into the ground right before your eyes.

"Fine." Was all you could say on the matter, you didn't know what else to say to him, he nodded and put his hands into his pockets.

"So that's it?" You questioned as he went to walk away from you,

"I don't have you as a friend either?" He shook his head at you and you nodded in acknowledgement, walking in the opposite direction of him and heading home to your apartment where you could cry in peace. Hoping none of the press heard the conversation between you both of you and just had photos, he may have hurt you but you didn't want it getting out there that he was fake dating you.

Yoongi:

Yoongi stared at you as you stood in front of him, you'd dragged him along to a family function and now you were standing in front of the door to the bar they were all sitting in.

"We could just go home." He told you but you shook your head at him, you had to do this and you were surprised that he'd agreed to do this with you.

"Thanks again." You whispered to him, moving away from the door as a couple walked inside.

"I understand how families can be." He told you, straightening his blazer, you straightened the floral dress you were wearing and took in a deep breath walking through the door with Yoongi holding your hand.

"Y/n! How good to see you!" You cousin yelled bringing attention to you and Yoongi who were standing there awkwardly as everyone gaped at you. Yoongi and you had been childhood best friends and grew up together, so when you came to him begging him to go to the wedding with you he agreed almost instantly, thinking it would be a good day out together but then you told him you wanted him to fake being your boyfriend and he was hesitant until you explained everything.

"I see you finally have someone." Your auntie said in a snobby tone, coming over to look at both of you and looking Yoongi up and down before smirking at you,

"You picked good, though I'm not sure why he stays with you when this is the face of someone who could have any girl in the world." You forced a smile to stay on your face as you heard them all agreeing, it was true. Yoongi could have anyone in the world and you were so happy he agreed to do this with you because it meant they would finally leave you alone about bringing dates all of the time...Or so you thought. Now they were using Yoongi against you, telling you about how unfit you were for him, how he was better than you and deserved someone like your cousin.

"Excuse me." You whispered, dropping your hand from Yoongi's and walking over to the bar, wanting to drown your sorrows in alcohol, it was just as bad as it would have been if you came alone.

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have brought you to this." You told Yoongi has he joined your side, paying for shots for you both.

"We're going to put on a show." You nodded and clinked shot glasses before you downed them and smiled at him.

"What did you have in mind?" He held out his hand and bowed,

"Come and dance with me."

(X)

The day had gone amazing, Yoongi kept defending you in front of distant family members who felt they had the need to stick their nose in business that didn't belong to them and whenever your auntie would mention your cousin into the conversation he would pull you closer to him and hold you tighter, trying to prove a point that he was perfectly happy with you but it wasn't enough. The night was rolling in and family members were starting to get suspicious because you hadn't acted like a couple in a typical fashion, you hadn't kissed.

"Go and catch the bouquet." Yoongi chuckled as your family member who was getting married stood up at the front and yelled that it was time, you grumbled and walked over to the area which was crowded by young and older women of the family.

"Y/n! Looks like you're next." Your auntie screamed, your eyes met Yoongi's and he smirked, walking up to you and wrapping his arms around your waist.

"I'd marry her in a heartbeat." He mumbled dipping you down and kissing you, you were shocked by his action at first but dropped the bouquet of flowers on the floor, wrapping your arms around his neck and bringing him closer to you.

"Okay, we get it! You're young and in love." You uncle yelled you and Yoongi pulled away and Yoongi bit his lip, pulling you through the bar and towards the exit.

"Where are we going?" You giggled at him as he continued to pull you through the doors and towards his car,

"Home, I've been waiting to do that for years." He growled pushing you against the car door and kissing you again, your hands made their way into his hair and he lifted your leg up to hang around his waist as he ground his hips against you,

"Fuck Yoongi, drive fast." You whimpered pushing him away from you and getting into his car, he smirked at you finally happy that you were both returning the feelings you'd had for each other for a while.

Hoseok:

Hoseok laughed as you told him the date disaster story again, you laid your head down on the studio floor and felt like screaming into it.

"It can't be that bad." Your head snapped up to meet his eyes and he was laughing at you,

"Hobi...Did I tell you about the time they set me up with the lifeguard who thought he was a fish!?" You mumbled standing up and looking around for your bag,

"Or the time they set me up with a dog trainer who said he wanted to train to be a dog? Yeah, he now has a hair transplant all over his body and sends me photos of his progress." You groaned at him and he couldn't stop laughing at you, you pushed him playfully and he said sorry.

"They're having a party tomorrow and they're thinking of bringing someone for me to meet. Hobi can you do me a favour?" He nodded, his heart racing as he expected you to ask him to go with you as your date,

"Snap my leg. Like a clean break, just jump on it." He shook his head at you being so childish and walked over to your side, wrapping his arm over your shoulders and bringing you closer to him.

"How about I pretend to be your date?" He questioned as you left the studio, walking down the halls together like that. Something you did a lot since you'd been best friends for so long it was something natural to you both.

"Pretend to be my date?" He nodded at you and called the elevator up to your floor,

"That way they leave you alone and stop trying to set you up with different animals." You giggled at him and nodded,

"You'd be willing to do that?"

"I'd do anything for you, you know that." You kissed his cheek and got into the elevator,

"I'll text you the details." You said as the doors closed, Hoseok stood there in silence for a couple of seconds before his hand raised to his cheek where you'd kissed him and he smiled triumphantly, going to his studio to write some more songs or to get excited that he was going to get to take you out, even if it was a fake date it was still time with you in the way he'd been wanting to get closer to you with.

(x)

"You remember Hoseok." You said to your best girl friend who was smiling at you, it was a small house party and you were all spread throughout someone's house. You, Hoseok and your friends all crowded into the living room as you spoke.

"The singer right?" She asked, pretending that she didn't just spend the last three hours googling everything about him to find out if you were really dating. Finding numerous photos of you together all over the internet and coming to the conclusion that it must be real.

"Yeah, and dancer." You added smiling at her, Hoseok wrapped his arm around your waist and gave it a small squeeze, sending shivers up and down your spine. He was dressed in dark blue jeans and a white shirt that was showing off how good his body looked without putting anything on display.

"How long have you been dating?" The guy best friend asked looking Hoseok up and down and then looking at you.

"A month, right after fish boy." You told him and Hoseok laughed at the memory,

"Well it's a shame, we brought a really nice guy for you tonight." He told you, pointing over at the window where someone was sitting, talking to multiple girls. Flexing his arms and flipping his long hair,

"Oh...What a shame." You lied laughing as Hoseok pulled you away and over to the dance floor, having enough of your friends and wanting to dance with you.

"Would have been a perfect match don't you think?" You joked as you danced in front of Hoseok but Hobi didn't find it funny, his hands gripped onto your waist and he pulled you back against him, grinding to the loud music that was playing and pretending as though he couldn't hear you. He was jealous that you even looked at someone else, and now you kept glancing over at him, he let go of you and stormed out of the room so you followed after him.

"If you want to be with him so badly then go and do it." You frowned at his words and he turned to look at you,

"Hobi, I don't want to be with him-"

"Oh really? Because the whole time we were dancing you were staring at him."

"You're jealous?" You questioned, confused as to where all of this was coming from with him and he ran his hands through his hair,

"Of course I'm fucking jealous! Look at him and then at you! You're both perfect and I'm just the best friend, forced to sit on the sidelines while you run off and have your perfect love life without me." You blinked at him and he groaned, walking away from you and going over to his car. He was about to open the door when you turned him around slamming your lips against his and pulling him closer to you by his hair, he wasted no time in kissing you back. His hands reaching your ass and slapping it, a signal for you to jump up so you did, your legs wrapping around his waist as he continued to kiss you.

Namjoon:

You were new to the Idol world and when BigHit were approaching your company with a business idea you thought it would be a good idea until you realised what it was.

"You want me to fake date another idol?" You questioned in the business meeting, staring at the head of BigHit Entertainment as if he had three heads and he nodded,

"He's already agreed to it, all we need is for you to agree as well." You stared at your manager who was on board with the whole thing. Agreeing that this would be good for both companies and that it would only be for a couple of months at the most.

(X)

A couple of months at the most your ass, it had been a year and you were still fake dating Kim Namjoon from BTS. It was awful at first, neither of you would talk to each other and every time you had to go out together you would end up bickering because you didn't want to be there. You didn't make an effort to get to know him and he made no effort in getting to know you...Until now. You were both flying to Italy and you were sitting on the plane with a book in your hands,

"Museums in Italy?" You looked up from the book to see him staring at the page you were on and you nodded,

"I figured since we have to be together I would get something fun done while I was there." You told him and he stared at the page you were reading, it was about one of his favourite artists and he nodded along with you.

"I've heard about this one, it should be fun." You stared at him from across the seat and said nothing, you didn't want to ruin the one decent conversation you'd ever had with the man.

"You like art?" He nodded and took out his phone, showing you all of the places he'd been and what he'd done at every single one and you began listing off all the places you wanted to go to before you died.

(X)

Over your time in Italy, you got to know Namjoon a lot more and you began to realise he wasn't such a bad guy after all and you had a lot of things in common. You were sitting in the hotel cafe going through maps when you heard him cough, you stared at him and handed him some tea with honey mixed in. He'd had the cough for about a week and it was starting to worry you because it didn't sound as though it was getting any better.

"We should go and see someone today." You told him, he shook his head at you and you nodded.

"I'm not taking no for an answer, you're not getting sick." You felt protective over him and he looked at you as you packed up the maps into your bag.

"I'm taking you if you like it or not Joon." He stared at you still, it was the fourth time you'd used his nickname all week and every time you did he found himself falling further and further in love with you. The moment you began explaining your love for art, history and books he found himself falling for you and it was only increasing over the time you spent together.

(X)

You fed him the soup as you sat in the hotel room together, you'd opened the balcony doors so he could hear the festival that was happening and he grumbled at you.

"Doctor said bed rest." You told him, adding another spoonful of chicken soup into his mouth so he couldn't backchat you and he rolled his eyes at you playfully.

"Don't roll your eyes at me Kim Namjoon, I'll roll them back." You giggled, putting the finished bowl down and trying to find something for him to do while he was stuck in the bed for the night.

"Stay with me...Watch a documentary with me." You stared up from your watch, you were late to the nature walk you were going to take anyway.

"Sure." You whispered sitting on your bed but you and Namjoon both knew you couldn't see the TV from there, he moved over in his bed and patted the place next to him.

"I won't bite." He joked and you crawled in next to him, watching the screen as he put on the documentary. Throughout the whole thing he found himself paying more attention to you, the way you would gasp excitedly when something interesting came on, or the way you would bite on your lip when something happened that didn't look like a good sign.

(X)

Waking up cuddled against Namjoon was one of the best feelings in the world, it was up there with your favourite moments of your life. Your first being your debuted day. You watched as he slept, his dimples showing as he smiled at something in his sleep, you smiled tracing your finger along his jawline and swallowing. You wished you could stay there forever, his arm wrapped around your waist so you couldn't move, just listening to Italy in the mornings.

"Morning." He said in a husky voice making you melt,

"M-Morning." You stuttered and he smirked, turning to look at you and just going for it, he didn't think about anything all night except kissing you and now he was going to go for it. You smiled against his lips as he finally kissed you, your hands rested against his chest while his rubbed against your side, smirking as you sat up on the bed and straddled his lap.

"Morning." You whispered, bending down and kissing him again.

Jimin:

"Fuck, Fuck, fuckidty, fuck, fuck." You grumbled rushing over to Jimin who was stood talking to Jungkook and Hoseok, all of them now turning to look at you.

"You look like you've seen a ghost." Jungkook laughed and Jimin glanced over to where you'd rushed away from,

"She might as well have." He grumbled staring at your ex-boyfriend who had his arms wrapped around the girl he'd cheated on you with and you stared at the floor in silence. You'd never wanted the world to stop before but now you were begging it would just stop or swallow you into the deepest depths of hell.

"Y/n, I'm surprised you would come!" You boyfriend said in a smug tone, bringing over his girlfriend who was smiling and giggling at everything he was saying.

"Why wouldn't she?" Jimin asked, Jungkook and Hoseok took this as their cue to leave and Jimin wrapped his arms around your waist.

"Oh-" Your ex-boyfriend's eyes fell onto your waist as Jimin held onto your protectively.

"You're dating him now?" You went to say no but Jimin took charge and nodded.

"We are actually, once she finally left your dumb ass she realised how much she liked me." You ex stared at you, licking his lip at you and then walking away without another word.

"Thanks, Jimin." But his hands didn't drop from your waist, he led you over to the dance floor and started to dance with you, grinding your hips back into him and smirking at you.

"What are you doing?" You questioned as he continued to make your body sway in time to the music,

"If we're going to fake date for the night, we have to make it seem at least a little convincing." He smirked at you and you felt your stomach flip as he placed his hand on your cheek, rubbing his thumb under your cheek.

(X)

You pushed Jimin away and made your way out of the house, you felt suffocated and you didn't know where to go.

"Where are you going?!" Jimin asked as you walked down the street and towards the main streets,

"Home." You yelled back, not wanting to look at him but he chased after you, determined to find out what had gone wrong and where. You'd been having fun all night, dancing together, drinking, playing games and then he kissed you. He'd been wanting to kiss you the moment he met you and now he was getting the chance to do it all night just to make someone jealous, he was going to make it last as long as he could but he didn't expect you to storm out after he made out with you on the dance floor,

"You kissed me." You told him as you turned to face him, he nodded at you.

"Your ex was looking." That didn't make you feel any better,

"Exactly...You didn't kiss me because you wanted to...You just did it because of him." You whispered turning to walk away when you felt the droplets of rain hitting your skin,

"Y/n, wait." He took your wrist in his hand and turned you around to look at him.

"You wanted me to kiss you for real?" You stayed silent, kicking the pebble on the floor in front of you and he took that as a yes, he smirked to himself cupping your face in his hands in staring down into your eyes.

"Why didn't you just say something." He said before you could question him his hands moved to the base of your neck and he brought you closer to his body, your arms naturally wrapping around his neck and you standing up on your tiptoes. Neither of you caring about the rain that was pouring harder and harder with every passing second, you pulled apart and giggled as it began pouring as if you were standing in a shower together.

"I'll take you home, don't want you getting sick before our date." He told you as he took your hand in his and began running with you down the street in the direction of his apartment.

Taehyung:

You stared at Taehyung from across the room, this was all his idea and now you were stuck in a room full of friends and family all cooeing about how amazing you were together and how they knew how right they were about this. Everyone had always said about how much of a cute couple you and Taehyung would make and to make them all stop Tae came up with the idea of fake dating and then having a huge ''break up'' to make them stop and have it be awkward for them and you were all for it. Until you began catching real feelings for Tae, you knew the breakup was tonight but you didn't want it to be. You knew once you ''broke up'' it would be the end of all the cute fake fates you went on and no more hanging around each other all the time. It would go back to being friends and only seeing him on the weekends or whenever he was free.

"Tae." You whispered to him at the table, he looked at you with an eyebrow raised.

"Do we have to break up?" You whispered to him and he stared down at you, you were gripping onto the wine glass so hard your knuckles were turning white and he knew you only did that when you were nervous about something.

"You don't want to?" You bit down on your lip, were you really about to admit your feelings to your lifelong crush in front of family and friends.

"Not really...I'd like to go out on a real date..." You admitted to him and he stared at you, an eyebrow raised by what you were saying and before he could say anything, one of the family members stood up and began giving a toast to you both, being the happiest couple in the room and went into a long speech about something else. You weren't paying attention to it.

(X)

"Say we didn't break up and I took you on a real date," Taehyung started as you stood at the bar together,

"Would anything change? Would we still be this adorable couple we've been pretending to be?" You stared at him and he was fiddling with his jacket, something he did when he was nervous about something, you stopped his hands from moving and he stared at you.

"Have we really been faking the whole time though?" You questioned, thinking about all the times you would just have ''dates'' in his apartment, where you didn't need to fake being a couple but continued to do so anyway. Cuddling one another to sleep, kissing goodbye, good morning and goodnight texts every day.

"I suppose we haven't." He'd felt the same way for you since you were teenagers, he'd always liked you but he never acted on it in case you didn't feel the same way. He didn't want to lose you in the long run so he kept you as a friend.

"So what if we continued...but stopped pretending we don't like each other." You whispered to him and he looked up from the bar to your eyes, you looked like you were going to vomit because your mind was racing as you spoke to him.

"I think I could live with that." He told you, pulling you into his arms and kissing you, something you'd done multiple times but this time it gelt more real. It didn't feel forced or faked, you felt the fireworks through your mind and you could have sworn you heard them too, but that would have just bee the loud music that was playing

Jungkook:

"Kiss me and don't ask questions." You said in a rush to Jungkook as you ran up to him, he was going to ask when you grabbed his face and smashed your lips together. Your hands snaked into his hair as you pulled him closer to you, and his hands snaked around your waist, pulling your body closer to his, biting down on your lip and slipping his tongue into your mouth when you both heard someone clear their throat.

"Oh, Dylan. This is Jungkook, my boyfriend. The guy I was telling you about." Everything was starting to make sense now and Jungkook stared at the guy in front of you, you'd told Jungkook about him. He was someone you went to college with who would never leave you alone, always asking you to go out with him despite you always giving him the same answer 'No'. This wasn't the first time you'd told Dylan you were dating Jungkook and it wasn't going to be the last either, the man had a thing for you and it seemed as though he was never going to stop unless you proved you were dating Jungkook.

"Yeah, nice to meet you, man," Jungkook said holding out his hand for Dylan to shake but he was busy eyeing you and Jungkook up and down he didn't believe it for a second, even though he'd just seen you making out together.

"What?" You asked him and he shook his head at you,

"How long have you been together?" Jungkook took control of the situation knowing that you'd been telling Dylan about him for a year and he wanted this to seem just as believable as you did,

"A year yesterday and she's told me all about you, you're lucky she hasn't gone to the dean yet because I might have to if you don't leave her alone." Dylan stared at you and then to Jungkook before walking away and letting you breathe out a sigh of relief.

"Thanks for that Jungkook, he's been nothing but a creep since the moment we were paired together for a project." You groaned brushing off your outfit and starting at Jungkook who was staring at you, he'd never looked at you that way before. There was something different about him and you couldn't put your finger on what it was.

"What?" You whispered to him and he shook his head, coming out of his daydream about the kiss and smiled at you.

"I owe you big." You told him as you began walking out of the school together, he knew it was now or never so he turned to look at you.

"Go out with me...One date, then you won't owe me anything." You stared at your best friend, you'd been friends for years and in all the time you knew him you'd never seen or heard of him dating anyone.

"A real date?" You questioned as you continued walking down the streets and towards your university apartment, he nodded and you looked at him.

"A real date, I pick you up, we go out, I kiss you and we do it all over again if you want to." You bit down on your lip. The thought of dating Jungkook had always played on your mind and knowing he'd thought about dating you was sending your stomach into a frenzy.

"Okay but! No kissing until the end of the first date, you already got a taste for it." You joked, poking his chest as you reached your apartment door and stared at it.

"I'll pick you up at seven then." He chuckled, quickly kissing your cheek before sprinting off in the direction of his apartment with a giant smile on your face.

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sailorhyunjinz · 4 years ago

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ok let's fuckin go!!!

what that other person said about taking your time, being careful with teeth and using hands is all very important

but you'll probably be kind of nervous until you get used to it so make sure to be doing this with someone that understands it and is communicative, u need to be comfortable

ok so

at first focus on simple things, you can go adding the other magical tricks and playing with different areas as you feel more confident with the basics

gag reflex: there are a few tricks you'll eventually find out that might help you control it, but in the end each person is different and not everyone is able to deepthroat or go too fast, don't push yourself into something you can't handle, it's better to go slow and make them feel good than ignoring your own limits and shit wont even b so good.

if you can do those things tho, go ahead, it gets easier to do it once you're more deep int the moment, you'll feel the confidence to do it or not in the moment

licking the length, slightly sucking or licking on the balls (careful w this one, it's a sensitive area, don't go too hard or u might hurt them) or massaging their balls are all good things too

my personal favorite is to work on the tip and the slick, you can suck on the tip, lick the slick (haha it rhymes.. anyways..) you can also twirl your tongue around the tip, these things usually make the person go crazy, you can use your hands to hold or pump their dick, massage their balls, play with the sensitive spots of their inner thighs, their nipples, it all counts

make sure to have equilibrium between fast and slow, both things are really good, if you learn how to use both at the right moments you'll make them crazy lmao

when you're actually sucking on it, the parts that need to be in touch w the dick are your lips and your tongue

i know this is being written in such a messy way but it's just the flow of my thoughts im sorry kskdjdakkdf

something I like to do sometimes when i need to catch a breath is sticking my tongue out when i take it off my mouth and hitting the tip of their dick on it a few times while giving THAT sexy stare with glossy but deadly eyes at them, you can breathe a little but still have them going crazy

well, i think that's, if i think of anything else I'll make sure to come back here, im sorry if reading this was kind of confusing

overall, just pay attention to your partner's reactions to the things you do, the ones that earn better reactions from them such as: moaning, shutting their eyes, throwing their had back, words os affirmation or twirling their legs/toes are the actions you could invest on exploring more, if you notice something didn't earn a good feedback from them or they were verbal about not liking it much then let that go, the most important is for it to be fun, whatever dynamic you got going on during sex can be also applied during that moment, i personally love teasing and overstimulating, maybe that came across with my tips ksksksksfkdjsj just.... have fun, pay attention to their reactions and take your time, do only what you both feel comfortable with :)

oh, and i know yall know this but it's always good to remember, if you don't want them to cum on your mouth and/or you don't want to swallow their cum, you have full right not to, and anyone that disrespects this in any form is not worth your time, ok? take care yall, MWAH!

I- wow thank you for taking your time and explaining the art of cocksucking

I DONT KNOW WHAT MORE TO ADD I have such smart anons wow,,, knowledge~~

now there’s only one thing missing,,,, sum actual dick

#anon #Cherrymail🍒

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milfisolde · 4 years ago

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under read more bc i put too much effort into my ocs and there is A Lot. tw for violent stuff

this will be updated every time i think of something for him!

deviantart link

Rollick

“The Ravenous” ? idk I suck at titles

no accessories

Size reference

why does he have anime hair if hes a fish? because he’s my oc and i say so

I MADE ICONS FOR THE LOCATIONS AND CLASS AND OTHER CHAMPIONS’ ABILITIES AND TUMBLR WONT’T LET ME ADD THEM WITHOUT FUCKING THE WHOLE POST UP

Short crappy bio

A young shark-like Vastaya. Born in Ionia, west of the island Sudaro. He was captured as a child by Bilgewater pirates after straying too close to the surface and being found. Was then put to work on the Slaughter Docks, and trained to hunt in the traditional Serpent Isles manner: “launching themselves at their targets to secure tow-hooks with their bare hands, and beginning to butcher the creatures while they yet lived.”.

I need to update myself on League lore, but I would like him 2 be acquaintances with Nami and Fizz. Also, Rollick would have heard stories about Pyke and would find him really cool. Ideally, he would have Johnny Yong Bosch as his voice actor because I love how he voiced Kung Jin in Mortal Kombat X, but I don’t know how he’d do with a pirate accent lmao.

Kit

Would be classed as a Fighter with the sub-class Diver. At least I think he would.

His kit is basically just a mash-up of multiple champions with extra ingredients. Riot do it themselves, so I'm allowed to, too. Pirate lingo used for most of his abilities and voice lines b/c I'm not creative for naming things.

Passive "Blow the Man Down." : A mash-up of Rengar and Darius' but more complicated. Auto-attacking 3 times in a row, or using abilities, gives his unused abilities 3 different tiers of empowerment. (Like, if you auto-attack 3 times, use W, then Q, his E will have tier 3 empowerment.). Tiers 2 and 3 gives the target bleed when hit by abilities, applying "Blood in the Water." Applying the bleed multiple times makes it stack, tier 2 stacks like two stacks of tier 1 bleed, tier 3 stacks like two stacks of tier 2 bleed. How many times can it stack? Idk. 5? 7? 10?? ok probably not 10 that would be stupid.

2nd passive "Clipper." : Rollick moves faster in the river; this move speed scales with his normal move speed.

Q "Feed the Fish." : Tier 1 is a swipe in an AOE cone with his claws. Tier 2 is a small lunge in a targeted direction with two swipes, one with each hand. Tier 3 is a longer distance lunge with a bite. If tier 3 lands on a moving target (examples: scuttlecrab when it dashes, Ezreal using his E), it will follow the target like Warwick Q/Evelynn E. The bite will also heal him for a small amount.

W "Hook, Line, Sinker." : is like Rengar's Bola Strike with a wider but shorter range for tiers 1 and 2, but he leaps in the targeted direction at tier 3 and if he hits something, covers it with his net and stays on top of them for a short amount of time. Tier 2 spins the target around from they way Rollick throws his net and will turn the opposite direction of the way the target was originally standing. If you're facing Rollick and the tier 2 net hits you, your back is now turned to Rollick.

E "Chase." : Warwick Blood Hunt but either less or more annoying. Cooldown is shorter in duration, but so is its active. The passive part of it only shows paths to champions affected with a bleed, burn or poison DOT effect. (Includes: Rollick's "Blood in the Water", Darius' "Hemorrhage", Brand's "Blaze", Gangplank's "Trial by Fire", Lillia's "Dream Dust", Cassiopeia's "Noxious Poison" and "Debilitating Poison", Twitch's "Deadly Venom", Teemo's "Toxic Shot" and "Noxious Trap", Singed's "Poison Trail", the "Scorch" rune, "Ignite" summoner spell, "Challenging Smite" summoner spell, "Azakana Gaze" from Demonic Embrace, and "Torment" from Liandry's Anguish.

R "Cleave 'Em to the Brisket!" : Similar to Skarner's "Impale". Rollick takes the hooked blade he has on his belt and lunges at the target, stabbing into the enemy champion's chest with his chest to their back, and drags them away. "Cleave 'Em to the Brisket!" can only be used on a champion that has their back turned towards Rollick. It applies a tier 3 "Blood in the Water." upon use. It can yank champions out of Displacement Immunity, but doesn't suppress the target champion entirely, they are still able to use dash and blink abilities, use Thresh's "Dark Passage", recast "Death Sentence" , and use most movement summoner spells ( Flash, Hexflash, Mark/Dash), but if they do, half of their current HP is taken away from the hooked knife being dragged/yanked out of them. If you are 30% HP and you use one of the movement abilities mentioned, you will leave with 15% HP and two stacks of tier 3 bleed. For 5 seconds after using his ult, Rollick uses his knife to attack, gaining increased auto-attack range and his autos apply a tier 1 bleed stack per hit. The enhanced auto-attacks drag his targets towards him because of the hook part in his knife getting caught on them.

Animation ideas

(I used google to find every gif/picture, save for the “dance” one. they have tumblr links bc when writing this tumblr shit itself when i wanted to save it as a draft and i kept it open in a different tab and copy/pasted everything. im sorry some of the gifs are weird aslkfjdjf)

Walking animation is him using his arms and tail to "crawl". imagine the gif has a tail instead of legs

Running animation is the same concept, just with much more effort put into making himself move faster. Moving in the river looks more like he’s swimming rather than crawling. Slowed animation is him dragging himself slowly with his head facing the ground, putting weight on his elbows instead of using his arms completely. Like an army crawl but in pain.

Idle animation is him crossing his arms and resting on his elbows, then looking around and inspecting his claws.

If left in idle animation for more than 15 seconds, he drops down completely and puts his head in his arms and dozes off. Moving after the sleep idle will have him shake his head awake when starting to move.

Death animation is him trying to crawl, being unable to, then collapsing on his side and flopping onto his back.

Taunt animation is him straightening himself then lashing out with his hands and baring his teeth before "biting" the air in the direction he’s standing, voice lines coming out before the bite part.

Joke animation is him chasing his own tail? Maybe he gets tangled in his net after doing it for a second and just struggles there until the animation is interrupted.

Dance is uh. He straightens up and does knife tricks. He doesn’t have legs, doesn’t have a staff like Nami, and just wouldn’t dance like Cassiopeia.

I made the gif using footage from here.

His laugh animation would be him laughing and flopping onto his back, then turning back onto his stomach. All but one of his laughs would be loud and hearty, the one that isn’t would sound like Kung Jin’s laugh.

Voice line ideas

First encounters:

Bilgewater/Bilgewater themed champion:

"Ahoy!" "Ahoy, bucko!" "Ahoy, scallywag."

Multiple champions simultaneously/champions who have a visible partner/partners with them (examples: Kindred, Sejuani, Lulu with Pix, Elise with her Spiderlings, Azir with his Sand Soldiers):

"Ahoy, me hearties."

Pyke:

"Pyke?! I’ve heard stories of you! Though… You’re smaller than I had imagined..." "Hey there, old salt! " "Ahoy, seadog! "

Nami:

"Good to see a friendly face! Shame it’s on the wrong side." "Oh! Little lass! Have you found your stone yet? "

Fizz:

"Little trickster! Where’s your big friend? "

Illaoi:

“Test? Gonna get myself an A-plus-plus! …That’s the good grade, right?

Taunts:

Any champion:

"Scurvy dog! " "AAARRRRGGGGHHHH! "

Bird/bird themed/winged champion:

"Polly want a cracker? "

Tahm Kench:

“The only creature with an appetite bigger than mine” “You put me to shame with that maw of yours! You could fit me in it!”

Abilities/eliminations:

Tier 3 "Feed the Fish.":

(after used on champion wearing armour/with tough skin)

"Ouch… I think I broke a tooth. Good thing I got more. "

(after used on champion with fur/feathers/long hair)

" (violent spitting-out-fluff noises) Blegh! "

Tier 1 and 2 "Hook, Line, Sinker. ":

"Catch! " "Avast, ye! "

Tier 2 "Hook, Line, Sinker. " after turning someone around:

"Bring a spring upon ‘er! " "Broadside! "

Using "Chase. " with a DOT’d champion in range:

"Chum in the water…" " (deep inhale, then a rumbling growl) "

Using "Chase. " with affected champion visible:

"Lookin’ a bit squiffy there…" " (laughter) Yesss… "

Eliminate champion:

"Take a caulk. "

Eliminate champion while using "Cleave ‘Em to the Brisket!" or the enhanced auto-attacks after:

"Hah, keelhauled! " “Taste me steel n’ may the devil take ye!”

“PENTAKILL!”:

"Dead men tell no tales…"

Respawn:

"What a flogging…" "Alright, I’ve fed the fish… Now it’s their turn. "

Pings:

(Danger!):

"Heave to! " "Avast ye! "

(Assist me!):

"All hand hoy! " "All hands on deck! "

(Assist me!) followed up by (On my way!), or vice versa:

"Weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen! "

(Area is warded.):

"They’ve got a lookout. "

(Target champion):

"Thar she blows! " "Sail, ho! " "Savvy? " "Hang ‘em from the Yardarm! "

Miscellaneous:

Allied champion drinks potion or gets healed by another ally when Rollick has missing HP:

"Splice the mainbrace! Please?"

Alone with low HP, no potions or actives available, or sells all items:

"Looks like I’m marooned…"

Healed by ally:

"Feeling shipshape!" "Much obliged." "I’m in your debt." "Thank you!" "Thanks!"

Receives shutdown gold:

"Ha-ha! Plundered! " “Bounty taken.”

Flashing away from enemy:

"Blimey! " "Gah!” "Sink me! " " (girly shriek) "

#league of legends #league of legends oc #lol oc #vastaya #vastayan oc #my art #it took me like a week to think of all of this #and write it down/draw it/ collect/make gifs #miki.txt

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yeocult · 4 years ago

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ateez film diary analysis

ok i am currently typing with tears in my eyes but that’s cool!!!! gonna talk about ateez diary film for a moment. btw if you’re here for theories, this might not be for you, my brain is not capable of that critical thinking lmao. although, i will be rambling/analyzing the cinematography and overall admiring the film!! under the cut because this happened to be 1.5k words oops.

man, first of all, 16 minutes?? thank you for the food kq!! i think their concept is super cool. it’s unpredictable, refreshing, and just gives me a lot of high hopes for this comeback. ateez never disappoints, they come back each time stronger and better.

“this is the story where their dimensions are split into eight pieces again.” that kinds hurt me. throughout the film we see clips of them being happy and joyful with each other, but we also see scenes where they’re all alone. they didn’t get separated by losing contacts or whatever, literally dimensions.

phew okay, when the man with the black fedora approaching hongjoong like that was soooo dskjdj ugh i love it when they have a bright light in the back, capturing the silhouette perfectly. sorry i’m such a sucker for those types of shoots!! now hongjoong’s dream. “the world inside a television cannot be reached. the world they live in and the world that i live in is blocked.” yea.. they’re separated from dimensions. isn’t that so heartbreaking?? separated by time and space.

um this might be a huge stretch, plus i’m horrible at science. i’ve read a lot of articles on where, ‘if time stopped would gravity still apply?’ and i thought of this because of the items floating up around hongjoong. without time, gravity, acceleration, speed and force are simply meaningless, so i guess that’s why it’s floating? as if we’re going back in time. there’s a lot of consequences and weird things on going back in time/time travelling (most famously the ‘bootstrap paradox’) because time is not an object and cannot ‘go’ anywhere at all, not forward, not backward, nor can it stop. so i expected some not so happy events to occur.

anyways moving on to seonghwa’s memory. i loved this. “i thought i lacked in many areas and have much to learn.” then we see a bunch of to-do lists and i guess they’re kinda like goals to accomplish or things he wants to learn. the somewhat long shot of him sitting on this table and the camera moving away from him gave me a sense of isolation (i also don’t know why yeo in the smn box is on the tv but it could mean he’s trapped). we also see him walking straight, kinda like following a straightforward path with a lot of control, hence the to-do lists. then he hits stops. now the girl is the total opposite of seonghwa. she’s dancing, moving, and overall carefree i would say. everything seonghwa is lacking. she’s freedom. i don’t have much to say about this scene but i really like how when he was walking one step at a time, it was completely dark. but as soon as it hits stops and sees her, there were lights.

now my favourite, wooyoung’s choice. that transition to seonghwa’s little emo time to wooyoung’s hyped underground music and dancing was the serotonin boost i needed. let’s talk about his ponytail because it made me a whole simp for him. plus he’s so fucking cool?? if i become a wooyoung biased soon, you know why. he talks about stage fright and the scene where people were looking down at the camera was perfect, low camera shots show dominance or superiority. when you have stage fright, you’re worried and insecure about your abilities (at least that’s how i feel) and with people look down at you is almost like they’re judging and aren’t expecting much from you. ateez brings him courage and reassurance, they give him strength. the last scene with the rain and the flickering light so chilling. its almost like the rain washed away his everything.

yeosang’s time giving me slight dark academia vibes and i’m here for it!!! also bird metaphors?? yes please! “limited freedom. like a bird in a cage.” we see yeosang in a room surrounded by other musicians but he isn’t playing his instrument. almost like he doesn’t wanna be there or has no real passion for this field. hence him talking about ‘expanding his dreams’. we get a close shot at his face looking forward to the right, i feel as if he’s daydreaming or reaching out. taking back to say my name, we have yeosang trapped inside that box, almost like the birds with limited freedom. he drops his violin and suddenly the birds (they symbolize peace, transformation, freedom and power) are free, giving us a scene with his friends. he’s free.

san’s resolution might just be my favourite in terms of cinematography. can we just talk about the long amount of time san has the stay put for the timelapse to work?? the scene wins my heart. now we see the classroom in a mess, meaning school was never enjoyable to san. always moving and no friends. the way he’s moving seems like there’s not much he can do in his life. the escalator scenes kinda look like the one in wonderland. time is always moving, the escalator moving, and san runs back up despite it moving in the opposite direction. im not sure where i was going with this but i thought i was kinda cool, how he’s running back up to be with his friends.

next, we have yunho and his brother. in a matter of seconds, all the light in the studio flicker and turns off. this is quite similar to the flicker lights in wooyoung’s last scene. there’s a pattern here with flickering lights and how it means lost and loneliness. we don’t know what 5:07 mean, maybe its completely relevant but knowing kq and their team, almost everything seems intentional. also i saw on twt (not my analysis) but seonghwa’s to-do list includes a task of learning how to drive, then we get yunho getting hit by a car. not sure where i got from this but i thought i would include it.

actor jongho!!!! he’s so good i love him. ok so we get that basketball was his dreams but due to his broken leg, it seems impossible for him to pursue that dream. we him sitting at a distance, admiring the game and the people who are able to play. but when he’s in the court, he’s all alone (might just be because he can’t go in court when other people are playing but just let me be deep for a second oki). the burning basketball means he cannot play again. then the fight scene between him and mingi. i want to talk about the camera work for a second. it’s unstable, harsh and a little unfocused (because it’s handheld) and it makes it seem like another member’s pov, pushing the realism on us. hmm this might be kinda dumb but the loud bang when mingi got pushed was a little unexpected hence every scene with the boys was all very calm and had music in the back, no sounds. idk just a noticed. ohmygod another silhouette scene with beautiful lighting in the back!!!! the camera is moving away from him, moving away shows weakness. i loveee this so much along with the smoke. his dreams are burning up, literally.

last we have mingi’s diary. “earphones in my ears, the world is mine for now.” again, similar to seonghwa in the dark walking, mingi is isolating himself from the world. he’s using music to escape from reality. mingi looks trapped by the way its shot, cutting off his forehead and lips only showcasing his eyes and nose. this could be his facial features are more important than anything else right now. the camera angle is below mingi, again with the dominance and superiority… because he literally kicked someone. but still the same camera angle except this time mingi is looking up at the sky or forward, not looking down. with that, mingi no longer looks intimidating, he seems slightly vulnerable. and i think that’s really powerful how quickly he transitions despite the same angle. so we know mingi uses music as an escape, “i would rather be alone than encounter the world.” then we see yeosang (by his flannel) taking off his earphones. bringing him back to reality with the boys, and everything seems a lot more peaceful. its kinda like, without his friends, he would rather be isolated. now i want to point how the loud bang from jongho’s shot. it’s literally the same shot but the noise isn’t there indicating that mingi has earphones in (i think even when they’re not literally in, he still shuts out noise), shutting off the noise. i think the little details were so well done. we also get a match cut of mingi blinking, back to the darkness. i think it shows how quickly things can be taken away from you.

MAN THE SCENE WHERE THEY ALL GATHER TOWARDS HONGJOONG JAKJDSJKSDJKSD I CANNOT BREATHE IT GAVE ME SO MUCH CHILLS MYGODDOO !!!!!! like that scene in say my name. gotta love the build up of the song then it drops when the members all show up UGH I LOVED THAT SOO MUCH!! “the memories of short happiness. and dreams broken into pieces” brb gonna cry. the hourglass is finished,, what does this mean? ;o also i cant help but to notice the lighting on how one side is dark and the other has light. this could just be for aesthetics but idkkkk just another notice.

hehe sorry this made no sense,,, anyways that’s all i have to say, i’m so excited for their comeback <33

#h.txt #pHEW #haha dont clown me i know nothing about film #also send me your thought?#i would love to talk about cinematography!!#ateez #might add on to this later!!#moon talks

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livs-in-space · 4 years ago

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updates n stuff!

hey yall!! first off i just wanna apologize for a seveRE lack of original posts on my part. thank you for enjoying my blog regardless! things arent going as i planned it for my first year of uni and what i thought i would be doing by this time is defintley nOT happening bcs of corona . BUT in the spirit of transparancy and destigmatizing certain areas of education and catharsis i want to update you all on my educational journey thus far. :)

i wrote a while back that i committed to uni. that has since been withdrawn. i was originally going to go to my huge state school which i would have enjoyed but i couldnt shake the idea i wouldnt be happy there. it was the only place that i i got into I could afford, but being introverted and somewhat shy and valuing the connection with professors in the classes i take i know i wouldnt do my best in a huge place like that. i had a long talk with my parents and with the onset of covid i decided i would go to community college this year. it wasnt worth it for us to pay tuition at a huge 4-year just to get the same education at a 2 year and transfer.

with all my ap and dual enrollments i am getting my associates degree in biology THIS year. meaning i will be a sophomore/junior transfer, depending on what credits get accepted at the school i get accepted to. which means i have to redo thE ENTIRE COLLEGE APPLICATION PROCESS AGAIN aaaahaha

the good news i am essentially guaranteed transfer into my state school after i graduate and into the school’s honors program. but i still cant shake the idea that i would be overwhelmingly unhappy there, so i am applying to other schools in hopes i get in (even some of the schools i got rejected from the first time lmaooo). its going to be a rough ride from here on out but i am willing and hopeful to do it.

sO whats the point of this post ?? im not saying goodbye theres so many big milestones coming and i want to share them with the lovely people that follow this blog. but in the spirit of destigmatizing education and ESPECIALLY community college i feel like its important for me to share my story. community college is incredibly valid. i am doing some of my best work here!! lets hope the second time around has an even bigger payoff :)

classes im taking this semester under the cut!! thanks for reading loves <3

-liv

fall 2020

-physics I lecture/lab (required pt 1) (i luv physics)

-chem I lecture/lab (required pt 2) (i have nothing to say to chemistry)

-intro to sustainability (its a class about the un and what theyre doing for the environment super interesting)

-comparative gov (my “fun class”--soooo much reading lmao)

-comp sci (hell on earth)

#mine!!#oli speaks #long post #student #study #college #university #studyblr #studying #biochemistry #biology #physics #studyspo

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wickymicky · 4 years ago

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your little linguistics essay was soo interesting! if I were smart maybe I would have studied linguistics as well, so I love reading about that... I think I gotta go through your tag, but please don't hold back on the further name/spelling/pronunciation stuff you teased in your tags 😊

ah thank you! i’m not technically a linguist by profession or anything, but idk, i consider myself to at least be a linguist with a lowercase L, lol. i did study linguistics in college, though tbh i’ve learned the vast majority of the stuff i’ve learned on my own just cause it’s like... my thing. idk if it’s a hyperfixation cause that tends to be an obsession i have for a period, usually media too... linguistics for me is more like a special interest? in the autistic way? i dont know if i’m autistic, i havent been diagnosed (i havent sought it out either though), but i think its possible. i do have adhd tho and there’s actually a lot of similarities between adhd and autism

anyway anyway anyway what im saying is that like... when i say that i love linguistics (and phonology and sound changes in particular)... that’s like... an understatement lol... i spend a looooot of my free time just learning things and trying out different ideas i have about certain sound changes and phonemic inventories and contrasts that a language could make and all sorts of things like that. i have a conlang (constructed language) that i’ve been working on for around 7 years or so, and i mostly just use it to play with things and figure out how some grammatical thing works by seeing how i would use it in my language, or what a sound change would look like if i applied it to my vocabulary and what kinds of sound changes would be likely to coincide with it............

i never finished college (for reasons i wont get into) but like idk, i think about language constantly, linguistic things come really naturally to me, i process things in terms of how they relate to language, etc.

i’m not bragging lmao none of this is stuff that really is worth bragging about cause most people dont care haha, i’m just saying that like idk if i’ve talked about it much recently on here but it’s a reaaaaally huge part of who i am lol. my focus in linguistics isnt the thing people like to talk about the most so for sure i wouldnt brag about it haha... people like to think about sociolinguistics and things like that but tbh that’s not an area i know all that much about. basically just whatever i learned in classes and from studying certain other aspects of linguistics. my focus is phonology and morphology, and like historical linguistics (studying how languages have changed over time, reconstructing old forms of languages, finding relationships between languages, etc), and none of that shit is particularly sexy lol

but yeah! it’s never too late to learn about something you wanna learn about, you can do whatever you want haha. if you wanna talk about anything as well, or you have questions or something, let me know!

#long post #Anonymous

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bubypjm · 5 years ago

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why bighit is trash

or, alternatively, a list of things that bighit, an entertainment company/music label, should start doing and stop acting like a small company.

im puting everything under a read more bcos its a lot, for one, and im also sure that not everyone wants to read it or cares lmao

a little disclaimer; i speculate and connect things based off of the things we are shown/told, i will spoil some parts of their recent movie AND its not bighit-positive, obviously

okay to start this off, bighit released an official statement to say that bts will be going “on an official and extended period of rest and relaxation” and that’s honestly one of the best things that bighit has done for bts.

the statement is linked, but since i will be referring to a fair few points on it i will also attach it here

the issues start with the opening sentence.

“for the first time since their debut” bts will be going on an official and extended period of rest. to rephrase, for the first time in 6 years, the 7 men of bts will not be surrounded by cameras, will not be expected to attend any rehearsals or interviews and will not be expected to produce or write lyrics. they will not have any responsibilities tied to their work. or, that is what we all had assumed, but as we now know the members were expected to film content on what they do during their break and, if jungkooks video is anything to go by, they were also expected to edit and send it in to the company for “review”.

judging by the release/filming of Hoseok & Becky G’s CNS, it seems like their “break” does not include solo activities. or does bighit consider the building of ones own reputation as an individual artist an “extra” and not a part of ones work?

“enjoy the ordinary lives of people in their 20s, albeit briefly”

this just hurts. it was bighits responsibility to make sure that they got more chances to enjoy their lives.

the good

bighit reminding uglies to stay the fuck away from them during their short break.

okay, the statement aside, i want to talk about a few other bighit-bts related things.

bighit staff and sasaengs

- stalkers appearing in hoseoks bday vlive (no its not staff, the girls’ accounts were found on instagram. they were quite pleased with themselves) were was the security ? how did the girls know which room the boys were in ? doesn’t bighit rent out the entire hotel floor ? does that mean they were allowed in ? why ? did they pay ? do their parents have connections bighit could use ?

- giving away members clothes, providing concert entrance, giving away members numbers ect

the thing that occurred during hoseoks vlive was not looked into, as far as i am aware, however Jimin’s Gucci concert shirt being 'lent’ to a stalker was.

However, minimum to little effort was put into the case because no staff was fired, no disciplinary measures were taken and no consequences occurred.

- during either DNA or Fake Love comeback stages on music shows, some armys were not permitted entrance and some privileged people were taken backstage to meet the members (which is NOT allowed, at any point. those are PRIVATE areas for the idols to rest and prep for the stage) source 1 & more if you look around.

- not firing a manager that hit jungkook source (some speculate he was fired, others speculate he was removed from being a manager and took another position within bighit.)

- bighit restricting any and all interactions with the members among staff. according to one of the backup dancers during Not Today and/or Singularity, bighit staff was very strict about NOT speaking with the members.

take the last point as you will. I have my own thoughts about it

- no subs on army kit content, no subs for bangtan bombs (other channels have them. bighit claims themselves to be a global company but doesn’t move as such). its all well and good to say “you’re stanning a korean company, learn korean!” and this may work for bangtan bombs, but what about army kit content? why isn’t that subtitled? or should that be dismissed with “you don’t have to buy it”?

the good

- giving bts a private jet and not making them go through public entrances and exits. thank u bighit

the movie

this will contain spoilers.

- big hit staff filmed the members during their vulnerable moments.

jungkook nearly passing out, filmed and slotted into the movie. the members crying and clearly feeling emotionally vulnerable ? recorded and snipped into the movie. this would’ve been fine if the members were fine with it, but jungkook was clearly trying to hide his face from the camera and jimin expressed not wanting to show himself in bad conditions.

- treatment of bighit staff

we all know that jungkook had to sit out during some stages during the love-yourself tour. what we didn’t know was that he got stitches without any medication that would ease his pain because he had to go on stage.

jungkook hurt himself so badly that he needed stitches, but was not allowed anything to subdue the pain while getting the stitches because it would not make him stage-ready. the staff members watched as he screamed while getting stitches.

now, i don’t really care whether it was jungkook’s decision or not. nobody in their right mind would let someone they care about go through with something like that. there will be other stages, there will be other concerts. however, idk why i find this surprising since jungkook was hit by a staff member before and the only reason why he got fired was bcos it was spotted in the bg of a bangtan bomb and armys demanded for the man to be fired.

- secondly, jimin’s neck and dropping out of the graham norton show.

i cannot find the translation rn, but while deciding what to tell the fans with regards to what happened to jimin and why he isn’t able to perform with the rest, namjoon tries to opt for telling the truth in a gentle way while one of the staff members suggests a white lie as to not worry the fans.

this has also happened before with the korean vs english statement regarding jungkook’s heal injury. the korean explanation stated that it was serious, while the english one explained it more casually. i cannot find the sources currently, but if you look around yourself you can find them.

bighit.

- keeping supreme boi employed

- forcing jimin and jin to sing in female key in fake love, despite both of them expressing their struggle with reaching such high notes.

- not providing a vocal coach while on tour (jimin had to ask jungkook for advice)

- vocal line still have not got their own studios despite expressing their want for it, yet txt members have their own studios already. source

- members having less and less influence over the groups music. even recently yoongi mentioned that the songs he makes don’t match with bts’ music/style anymore source

- bighit being immensely difficult to work with overseas (strict venue rules regarding staff, changing things last minute, not being time-efficient)

- leaving taehyung’s stage name out of promotional works/promo tweets

- not taking action against death threats made against taehyung

- forcing jimin to speak about his death threats during a live, global interview in korea

- not cleaning up the copyright matter over using michael jackson’s song “black or white” in the festa performance of jimin and jungkook - resulted in their performance being taken down

- no bangtan bomb behind jimin creating his song “promise”, while recently there have been videos released of jins, jungkooks and taehyung’s solos

- bighit shooting down collaborations and picking and chosing the artists that collab with bts, despite the members wanting and expressing interesting in collaborations with said artist (why did we get a chainsmokers collab before a tinashe one? a khalid one?)

- bighits deal with dispatch. dispatch is known for exposing scandals and relationships among idols, so the fact that they get an exclusive peak into the bangtan life is interesting and rather worrisome.

-however, one of the dirtiest moves that bighit pulled was during the break between DNA and Fake Love. as we know now, that time was very hard for the members. it was in that gap that the members spoke of disbanding, there were rumours/concerns about jungkook’s well being and fans also pointed out taehyung’s odd state.

during this time, instead of allowing the members time and space to decide everything, bighit had applied for the legal copyright regarding everything bts. the group name was copyrighted, as were the members stage names, fandom name among other things (there are articles on naver, if you’re interested).

SPECULATION

i just want to stress that these are my thoughts and you are welcome to disagree and have your own opinions.

Although we know that the members have re-signed the contract with bighit for another 7 years, I do believe that their pens were pushed by bighit’s copyrighting run. the members had 2 choices; either bind yourself to another contract and stay with that which you have built for years, or drop everything and start anew. however, something tells me that bts didn’t sign the contract with no leverage.

namjoon had said previously that although the group started with 7 boys with the same goal, it now consists of 7 men on one boat, each with their eyes set on different horizons. i believe that with namjoon’s collaborations with more and more overseas artists (honne, fall out boy, lil nas x ect), he may have gotten himself more opportunities for solo work.

similar could be said about yoongi. the man is a musical genius and with his production of suran’s wine and heize’s we dont talk together, yoongi may also end up branching in that direction.

taehyung has expressed his interest in fashion and photography a lot over the past years. seokjin has not acted at all in his life, despite starting off to do just that. hoseok began to branch out with CNS but jimin and jungkook have seemingly little to no outside projects, either (though you could count wiom for jungkook)

the boys’ previous contract was, clearly, restricting and very demanding. i think that their new contract allows them a lot more freedom and room to establish a reputation as individuals. that isn’t to say, however, that bighit let the boys end bts as a whole and permitted them to go off and start solo careers.

from what is happening now and what has happened in the past, I do not believe that bighit would let bts disband, you can decide if that is for better or for worse. however, the only way to keep bts together and satisfied, is to give room for the members to do that what they want. i think that we may start to see some more solo projects from the members, and a lot more control and influence from the outside over bts’ music, concepts and management. ever since LY: Tear had been released, i find myself thinking that their next release will be the last one before a mass hiatus due to enlisting. this time, however, i feel like it may be their final release and concert tour before the group steps back for a while. bighit debuted a new group and is pumping a lot of money into it. they had also recently obtained an entire new company that not only has a lot of trainees of its own, but also manages Gfriend - an already debuted and established group. bighit is no longer the little underground company that relied on 7 boys to bring it out of its debts. however, it will not let its biggest source of income fall away because, at the end of the day, bighit is a company. the most likely scenario, to me, is that once seokjin and/or others enlist, bts as ot7 will go on a break, but bighit will still get to cash in through the boys’ solo work. so, we may see sneak peaks of their solo careers here and there, but bts will remain active as 7 until it can’t no more.

#bighit #bts #long post

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iampikachuhearmeroar · 6 years ago

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jobs rant:

so i follow my area’s local job board on facebook, right. there’s this girl around my age (23) I think, who constantly posts about urgently needing “any type of job” in retail or a job in beauty therapy/hairdressing etc bc she’s got the qualifications in those fields. but it’s not her posts that annoy me (bc feels girl) but the people that comment on them, because a load of baby boomers hop on the post and say the following things:

(1.) boomer 1:“look here, you stupid girl, stop whinging! go hand out your resume in shops and meet them!”

problem 1). hmm yeah go fuck yourself Martha. loads of people my age attest to doing what Martha suggested and get told to “just go apply online, we don’t take hard copy resumes!” or they spend whole days handing out resumes with only one shop taking them bc they had a sign in the window. but does Martha listen to that? nope.

(2.) boomer 2: “how about you go in and ask for some work experience for 3 days a week, and offer to do it for free or like $5 an hour?”

problem 2.) your suggestion is literally fucking illegal in Australia, Tessa, unless it’s part of a tafe or uni course (and you either don’t get paid or you get decently paid (hopefully) paid work experience).

(3.) boomer 3 sometimes also in response to boomer/problem 2: “oh but the above shows your initiative! because you’re not seeing a problem, but a solution! there’s only solutions! just stop bitching and start at the bottom just like all the others before you. you entitled brat.”

problem 3.) ??? no, Marcus, you fuck, I actually need fair pay and a real fucking job. getting either severely underpaid or not paid at all is NOT A SOLUTION, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. EVEN IF IT IS JUST FOR EXPERIENCE. IT’S NOT SHOWING INITIATIVE IF I’M BEING USED AS FREE FUCKING LABOUR!!!!! HOW THE HELL ARE PEOPLE WHO LIVE OUT OF HOME SUPPOSED TO PAY THEIR BILLS OR RENT WITH VERY LITTLE PAY OR NO PAY AT ALL????!!!!! GO EAT SHIT FROM YOUR OWN BOTTOM MATE, IF WE’RE STARTING FROM THERE.”

(4.) boomer 4: how about you just pawn your stuff off then, you spoilt brat?” / just apply for maccas/or another fast food place!”

problem 4.) you see, Leanne, i’m in the midst of applying for several fucking grad positions (which f.y.i are proper jobs outside of uni) and several other fucking jobs, including unpaid internships. i’ve applied to some fast food places before, and they’ve told me directly that they DO NOT WANT ME AT ALL bc it’s far easier and cheaper for them to employ a 15/16 year old, than employing a 23yo who actually knows what they should be paid, and not a kid who doesn’t know anything about fair work and wages. also as someone with a degree and a diploma etc, they straight up tell me i’m too overqualified and that i’ll expect too much pay so they don’t want me bc of that. also what fuck is this pawning my stuff off bullshit??? what the actual FUCK does that have to do with this???

(5.) boomer 5: “the job market isn’t insecure you imbecile, only you are because you obviously can’t get a job like that! learn to be more confident and maybe you’ll get one. stop being soooooo needy, and one will find you! look for more opps!”

problem 5.) the job market isn’t insecure, Brenton? sure you can fucking say that when you’re a boomer who refuses to leave their fucking job. that’s fucking rich. but be more confident and a job will find you??? really?? thanks for the absolute bullshit mate. i’m done here. actually i’m not done! what the fuck is this “stop being sooooo needy” bs??? i’m sorry that i need some meagre ass fucking money to literally fucking survive in this horrendous capitalist hellscape you helped create, Brenton. look for more opportunities??? mate i’ve applied to like 300 bs “opportunities” nearly all of which exploit young workers to the fullest extent. hell, a good bulk of them i dont even have the quals or requirements for! ALSO, MOST OF THEM ARE INTERNSHIPS AND THEY’RE MOSTLY UNPAID OR ONLY PAID FOR ONE DAY A WEEK!! (so only $300). just.... now im done. go fuck yourself.

boomer 6: “go get a useful qualification (to attack uni/college etc quals) or *insert some other work related thing like an responsible service of alcohol (RSA) & RCG (responsible conduct of gambling or w/e it is) card here or a barista course here* or if you can’t afford it, save for it maybe??? if you’ve been to uni maybe you’d have the sense to know that much????”

problem 6.) honestly every millennial is sick of hearing this Mildred. no qualification is guaranteed to get you a job anymore, you hack. but also.... but have you ever considered how expensive an RSA or an RCG is or a combined one is??? (for reference a combined rsa&rcg in my state, new south wales, is $240) or even a barista course???? (again for reference a barista course is anywhere between $120-$200)... like im sure for people who are living out of home, that their rent and bills are far, far more important to pay than some bullshit courses that cost like half of their fucking rent money.

boomer 7: GO VOLUNTEER! YOU LEARN AMAZING NEW SKILLS (blah blah blah)!!!”

problem 7.) ok Mick, yes i know volunteering is a good thing.... i practically had its “importance” forcefully shoved down my throat at uni.... but consider this: only those who have some spare money around can typically afford this option, because it’s largely not paid. and if it is paid, you don’t get paid much.... but of course that all depends on the provider. you can go on about all the new skills you get from volunteering all day fucking long. but like. for most “millennials”, as you condescendingly call us, it is not fucking feasible if they have literally ZERO funds, like myself. i couldn’t afford to do the volunteer blogger position i tried to do at uni. so i ultimately gave it up.

honestly, the only boomers or maybe gen xers (who knows really) that i like who comment on these posts, are the ones who commiserate with us jobless 20-somethings about their teenage or sometimes fellow 20-something son/s or daughter/s trying to get a job.... but always getting rejected bc of their complete lack of experience (i.e. they have none) or whatever else.

anyway that’s my dramatic rant of the month of january over lmao.

#life #about me #shut up ilona #ilona whines about her shitty life to her followers lol #ilona actually shares her life for once lol #but seriously though #i hate these people so much

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