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angingerton · 3 days ago

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So the issue with being older and liking myself, is that when I go to workout classes they yell at me to do things that I don’t want to do and I know I have free will. They’re like “jump squats” and i’m like “I asked my knees and they laughed” so then i’m doing regular squats. And sometimes i’m with a good instructor and they’re fine with it! And sometimes i’m not and we have a power battle where they yell at me and I listen to my body instead 🙄

#workout #exercise in your 30s #like no maam #either you yell at me now or my knees yell for 3 days minimum

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satorhime · 2 years ago

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tumblr !! stop showing me former moots that blocked me on my fyp !!

#i do not wanna see those trojan horses #not me abt to reblog one of their fics #like no maam

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bonspokedaycare · 2 years ago

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You ever just. See someone who clearly doesn't know how to take care of pokemon.

#oh he's a little grumpy since he's pretty old #ok thanks byee #One time a woman went to our daycare to drop off her furfrou for the first time #while at the reception #she was all like #so we're like okay no problem #and then #and fucking then #she brings out the NASTIEST fucking furfrou ive ever seen #like its not a shiny but with fur that dark it might as well be #before i could comment shes all like and left #but anyway i then take a look at the furfrou and like #oh my arceus #the poor furfrou was basically a breeding ground for bugs and parasites at that point #like no maam #your furfrou isnt that old to start acting different #hes grumpy cause hes in fucking pain #obviously i did what i could and bathed and got rid of all the nasty shit #(despite the fact that im a pokemon CARETAKER and not a pokemon GROOMER)#but anyways the woman came back later that night #i told her to take care of her furfrou or just give him to someone else who can properly care for him #never saw her again after that #hope the furfrou's doing okay #pokemon #not real

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birdsofpasssage · 1 year ago

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lights out

#arlecchino #i am extremely mentally ill actually!#maam i dont care if youre a licensed sociopath i need to know how you like your eggs in the morning #genshin impact #genshin fanart #原神 #the knave

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celestialrealms · 3 months ago

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I don't think asmo realizes how many of us want barbatos to hunt us for sport

#this makes me jealous of the hypothetical festival demon ngl... like chase ME to the ends of the devildom please maam #obey me #obey me barbatos #barbatos

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venompinks · 2 months ago

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JENNIE ☆ COMING OCTOBER 11

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mini-minish · 2 months ago

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🦊 Andrew Minyard Animatic. an andrewmatic if u will. heed warnings yo

Characters from the All for the game series by @korakos 🦊

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drdemonprince · 10 months ago

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people who are obsessed with passing are gonna be the death of our community i swear

#i understand how and why so many succumb to that temptation and of course i get it ive been there but its POISON #listening to a podcast where a trans guy says getting maamed on the phone bc hes nice means he “failed”#is soooo .... ugh #my dude that happens to so many cis gay men are you kidding me #are you really about to study how to be mean on the phone rather than just correct somebody #or just like not define your existence by fleeting interactions w strangers #if you define yourself only by passing at all times youre gonna turn into a sad hudsons guide esque husk of yourself #fuck passing 2024 i am so over it #it truly is a never ending chase for cis validation and its bad for us!!!!!

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antiparticular · 9 months ago

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#drawfee #poll #i would have had a maam thats a dog option but for people who arent in the know it would seem like id be the maam and that makes me uncomfy #this is to show to my friend because she doesnt believe that julia was correct. i do.

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diadraws · 1 year ago

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an "it be like that" comic, i suppose. life with grief and trauma is hard because there's rarely a straightforward or easy answer to it.... you kinda just have to keep going each day. i'm interested to see more of adriens complicated thoughts towards his father

#miraculous ladybug #adrien agreste #plagg #gabriel agreste #miraculous ladybug spoilers #ml season 5 spoilers #death tw #abuse tw #*sees a kwami* maam that is a therapy hampster #my 8 page bunnix comic that ive been working on since april seeing me finish this in like 1 hour: 🤨

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radioroxx · 3 months ago

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prev reblog reminded me of this but it wasnt related enough to put into the tags so

hc that siffrin spent the first week or so of travelling with the party not actually knowing what they were doing / what the quest was for. he was just happy to help :)

#radio rambles #inspired by me on my first isat playthrough where it took me the entirety of act 2 to actually. understand what was going on #theres… a king? freezing people? like.. ice?? and. and the house. th. this is the house everyone was mentioning?? oh that makes sense #so like. freezing people. wh- wait freezing everything? huh?#i remember trying to talk to that one npcs wife and not realizing she was frozen 😭😭 i was making fun of her and everything too #my bad maam… sorry maam…..#in stars and time #also if u saw me reblog that jerma video and then delete it dw about it. it didnt happen #i realized it would be weird to refer to ‘prev reblog’ when the prev reblog was technically. a jerma video

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blueskittlesart · 4 months ago

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marketability is the killer of creativity i know but i really don’t know how to get an advisor on board with a lesbian rabbit knight comic

#hi maam. so for my thesis i would like to write a fantasy comic. except well you see. they are both rabbits and also lesbians #what do you mean no one will ever buy that #personal #hi everyone. i’m trying to work on my thesis pitch. please kill me now

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getlostsquidward · 4 months ago

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miss ma’am Emily “I’ve never been forbidden before. That’s adorable” Prentiss… the dom in her JUMPED OUT

#im floored. like.#and her voice #maam… im on my knees #emily prentiss

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