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"grrr tiktok's copying tumblr. zepotha sucks!!! they wanna be us so bad! they don't even got a master doc 1!!1!! TUMBLR REIGN SUPREME. THEY CANT BE US. TIK TOK SUCKS. I HATE NIGGAS HAVING FUN! 🤬🤬🤬🤬"

#like nigga#the shit was made two days ago#most ppl on tiktok dont even know about goncharov#“JSUSUSH TIKTOK COPYING TUMBLR” like okay shelly. go smoke a cig.#zepotha#unreality
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I feel like my endgame is Damian Wayne kills Slade in combat but Jason is the only witness. He recognizes that it’s not only to avenge Dick but to keep the family safe so they never, ever speak of it again.
#batfamily#dc comics#dc universe#dick grayson#headcanon#jason todd#damian wayne#like Dick is just convinced he has to be afraid of Slade and keep fighting him for the rest of his life#and Damian and Jason just decide they’re going to spare him the pain#I can literally see the last panel of the issue being Jason going 🤫#slade wilson#fuck slade#all my homies hate that nigga
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Oh look, they did the thing
#lesbian#wlw#☆kennie's rambles#tiktok ban#the trump dick riding is insane and like...unprofessional as fuck lowkey#i hate that people are gonna fall for this shit#nigga couldnt wait a full 24 hours before concluding his script#he wants to be seen as a hero so bad its giving loser#i dont even wanna get on the app rn cus ik its gonna be dumbasses talkin 'bout "he saved tiktok!' like bffr
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it's not enough to complain on twt I need to complain here too I can't fucking stand my mom's bf I need to MOVE OUT
#its not even hate just annoying#i dont know what about my 'mind her business. dont gaf. calm collected.' mother makes her like loud annoyin niggas but girl 🙁#the loud music/tv every night he here oh my god turn this shit off#and the walls are THINNNN so its only Kind Of muffled#he also the reason we moved out here....lowkey shoulda just told her i didnt fw in highschool and seen where that woulda got us 😮💨#its not like im not used to it my grandpa also listened to shit extra loud but at least HE HAD A REASON AND THE WALLS WERE THICKER#and i dont like hearin him yell at my sister and i dont like hearing him yell over the phone shut UP FUCK#kae.txt#Ughhhhhhhh whatever
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if I speak...
#this nigga is fine as hell. goooood LORD.#i was giffing ryan and was like wait. something is tingling here.#oliver stark#911 x family feud#kaygifs
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nick’s comment section HATEEEEEE to see me coming 😭
#ik it be like who invited this nigga#that’s my bd and i can say what i want#sturniolo triplets#sturniolos#sturniolo#nick sturniolo#nicolas sturniolo
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me when the gremlins (people in my class) find my rations (the candy in my purse)

#and im fat too so if i dont give them the candy#imma fat ass and everything in the book#like nigga#im a fat ass bc i got candy in my bag but you the one begging for it#like make it make sense#cause tf?#high school#school#memes
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if you’re gonna draw amc armand but not bother to make him brown (/darker tone if grayscale) don’t bother seriously
#same goes for louis and claudia like#tired of yall niggas its 2025 u still whitewashing everyone#iwtv#amc interview with the vampire#anne rice’s interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#iwtv amc#lovely armand#the vampire armand#armand#luckylucky
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when nicki said "married a shooter in case you niggas try to breathe loud" she was really talking about me and toji cause he really dun play about me fr 😩🩷

#•𐦍 𝓀𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓉тαℓк#toji fushiguro#boom ya face off then i tell em cease fire#that 40 cal make em dance like a go-go#oh u dont know that my niggas k*ll witnesses????#rude boy want me touchin on his body like yuh#dorito bitches mad cuz they not chose#and he know what to do if ever miss me#other favorite bars in that song#red ruby is BARS fr#the lumidee sample ATE
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ngl jily gang- why am I seeing little to no fics on archive that’s actually about them? and why am i seeing so much snape sympathy shit in the archive tag? snape has a heart? lily forgives snape au? snape cares about harry? lily and james bashing in JILY fics for bitchass snape of all people? don’t get me started of all this newfound jegulus- do not piss me off gang like what the fuck are we doing-
#like what the fuck are we DOING here yall#someone may need to send me some recs bc it’s getting out of hand now#I legit only read fics for them and maybe romione like how can yall miss this up#jily#lily evans#james potter#harry potter#anti snape#it’s STILL fuck that nigga LMAOOOOO#anti jegulus#I gotta reach my people with this one chat
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not even finna cap to yall….kelvin is QUICKLY gaining on aaron on my baby daddy list 🥴
#i love me a goofy playful ass nigga#he just so…😩#i need him badddd yall like it’s getting concerning#˚˛ˠ𖦹thots wit hennesey🧠❀ʾˁˈˆ
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Why are bitches in the void state community so fucking aggressive and mean for no reason. Likeeee why am I getting cussed out because I wanted to scroll the ‘void state success story’ tag and just see what people did/manifested because I’m fucking curious? And y’all’s egos be through the fucking roof, I just blocked multiple creators for just being mean for legit no reason at all. You’re making fun of a persons blog layout and their methods for what?? Like alot of y’all are carrying this wannabe Regina George mean girl energy and being extremely hostile to people who just wanna help other people manifest.
It’s understandable if you snap out on people for spamming you, telling you: “omg me help get into voiddddd 🥺🥺”. But if you’re mad because some people online made a fucking PACT to help each other out and get into the void you gotta check yourself. You bitches love the word limitless and how “we’re extremely powerful” but the moment people wanna manifest something together it’s a problem. WHO CARES? At the end of the it should only matter if people got into the void or not. Stop bitching and whining that another technique is trending and just be happy that people found a way to the void that just works for them. Especially when it’s harmless shit, if someone spreads misinfo about the void, yeah correct them you don’t need to drag them tho? Don’t come up here tryna be fucking negative it’s the last thing we need rn
#rants n rambles#like why am I getting read 2 filth bc I wanna see what milo manifested?…#like y’all are sensitive and fucking mean bruh#why am I seeing some nigga call a creator I follow a bitch and then another I used to tolerate wanna trash talk the layout#I mean don’t get mad cuz yo shit still on default page nigga#void state community#void state#loa community would neva treat me like this 😭😭😭#but it’s all the same#same wit shifting ion know why niggas get mad at that#prolly cuz of the annoying hp shifters who don’t know how to shut up#the void state
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Locker Room Sex



Stephen Curry x Black Fem Reader
A/N: I wrote this for my pleasure. I AM TWENTY, so there is an age difference. I am sorry if you don't like the age gap, but I still am obsessed with this FINE ASS man so don't judge me, judge ya mammy.
Warning: Age Gap! Dirty Talk! Cheating! Swearing! Unprotected Sex!
Summary: You were messaging Steph Curry for a while and then eventually he ghosts you. You were desperately in need to talk to him. For reasons. For answers, on what exactly is going on. You sneak in the Golden State locker room and you definitely get more than answers.
You greeted and told the guys goodbye and goodnight as they left the locker room. He was the only one left in the locker room taking a shower. He turned the shower off and came out with a towel wrapped around his waist. You look at his body. He was very toned for a 35 year old. You bite your lips and start imagining him with the towel dropped.
“Uh… can I help you?” He asks you kind of sternly. You look at him nervously. “Uh yeah. May I get an interview?” He looks at you, “You’re not an actual interviewer.” Reading right through your bullshit. “I’ve heard of ABC, ESPN, and Ballislife. Never have I heard of Big Balls Entertainment.” He reads your fake ass badge your best friend made you.
You swallow hard and you try to come up with a new lie, but you can't. Honestly, you only here to talk to Stephen Curry and possibly even fuck him. But you obviously know the plan is blown, so you walk out. He grabs your arm.
“You know fans can’t be back here either. You can go to jail.” He tells you. You sigh. “I just wanted to see you. You stopped replying to my messages.” He looks at you, “Wait, you’re the girl that I was snapping.” You bite your lips and shake your head before you look down. “And when you stopped texting me, I had to find a way to see you and talk to you.” He starts examining your body as you are talking. “Aye my eyes are up here.” You say sternly. He chuckles, “My bad.” He clears his throat. “Look. I have a wife. I have three kids. I can’t be doing this with you.” You look at him and nod you head. “You’re right. I’m so sorry.” You say as you get up to leave the locker room.
You don’t know why you thought your plan was going to work. You two are 15 years apart. He has a family. You just want him back though. You guys were only talking and sending nudes through Snapchat. It shouldn’t have got this deep as in you sneaking into the Golden State locker room.
A voice comes back to the locker room. It’s Klay. Steph and you run to the shower room and you hide in there as Steph puts on some clean boxers and goes back into the locker room. You listen to their conversation until Klay says he has to go home to see his doggie son, Rocco. He leaves and it’s just you and Steph. You were about to leave and he grabs your arm again.
“Nah. Wait a minute. You can’t leave yet.” He says. You look at him confused, “Maybe we can hook up one time.” He says before caressing your body. “You just said you don’t want to be caught up with me.” You say biting your lip as he squeezes your boobs.
Steph wanted you now. It’s only because he remembered his wife was going for two weeks for a cooking show. The kids were with his parents. So you could be his little cum eater while his wife was away. It wasn’t like Ayesha would care. He can just dispose of you when he got done.
You strip down and go inside the shower room taking your clothes with you. You wanted shower sex and he wanted the same. He smiles at your naked body before you disappear and follows you. He takes his boxers off and pushes you down on your knees.
“You said if you were to see me, you’d suck it.” He smirks. “Do it.”
You start with his tip and slowly lower down an inch. His dick is really big and thick. It’s kind of hard to swallow. You’re a big girl though, so you push through. Eventually you’re damn near eating his dick up.
“My balls need love too.” He says and pushes your head down. You bite your lip before you start sucking on his balls. He smiles and groans even more. You smile knowing you're doing a good job. “Fuck, I’m going to cum.” You go back to sucking and stroking his dick with one hand and massaging his balls with the other and he rolls his eyes in the back of his head. “Fuck, you’re a good at giving head.” He says. “Young ass eater.” He chuckles.
He starts fucking your throat. You start gagging at how rough he is getting with you, but it only motivates him to be rougher with your throat. He hits the back of your throat once and he starts nutting in your throat. You swallow it all. Eventually, he pulls out to see if you did. You smile and stick out your tongue. He smiles.
“Good girl.” He says. You stand up and he admires your wet body. He sucks on your neck and lowers to your nipples. He starts rubbing your clit and he smiles. “You want me to return the favor now or later.” You bite your lips, “Later. I need that dick.” You say.
He picks you up and slides you down his dick. You gasp and hang your mouth open, moaning a sweet note in his ear. He starts thrusting in and out of you. He proceeds to go faster and choke you a bit.
“You take this dick so good, baby girl.” He says groaning in your ear. “And your pussy is so fucking wet.” You whimper. “Ooh shit. You’re so deep. You’re so deep.” He smirks and goes harder. Your legs begin to shake. You’re on the verge of climax already. “Steph. Chill. I’m going to cum.” He chuckles, “Nah. Take it.” He says and goes harder. You try to grip the wall. “Mm, fuck daddy.”
He turns the shower off and heads back to the bench. The steam from the water was making it kind of hard to see. He lays you down with his dick still inside you. He pulls out and starts eating your creamy pussy. You start moaning and gripping the edges. His head game was vicious, it almost made you cum. Then he rams his dick back in roughly. You scream out. He chokes you.
“Chill the fuck out. You can’t be too loud, ma,” He says. You bite your lips. He begins to pound your shit in. “Ooh. Ooh Steph! I told you to chill. I’m going to cum.” He smacks your boobs and goes deeper. “Nah. Say my name.” He groans. “Oh daddy.” You say low. “Loud ma.” He says. “Fuck! Daddy! I’m coming.” You say louder. He chuckles and starts back pounding you. You let out a long moan before creaming his dick up. He looks down, “Yeah. That’s right. Paint this dick.” You cover your face as he starts going deeper. You try to push him away but he just pins your hands above your head.
Suddenly, he starts going faster and faster then you feel his warm liquid fill inside you. He groans in your ear as he does it. He pulls out and watches you leak out both of your juices. He looks down at you as you look at him. The two of you laugh at each other. You sigh and get up.
“Now, I got to shower.” You say and run to the shower. He joins you and you two just shower. You two get dressed and walk out to the parking garage together. He kisses you and rubs all over your body. He practically didn’t want to let go of you. You very slowly break the kiss and giggle. “Chill.” You smile. “You should come with me tonight.” He says. You think about it. You don’t mind but you would rather lay in your own bed tonight. “Nah. I’m going home. Maybe if you need me again, I can stay over.” He smiles, “Ight, lil ma.” You blush and get in your car and he gets in his. He honks his horn as a goodbye and you go to your house.
#itsbackwoodsbby#black fanfiction#celebrities#poc writer#smut#x black fem reader#black fanfic writer#stephen curry#basketball#sports#affair#age different relationships#18+ mdni#golden state warriors#hoopers#basketball players#wardell curry ii#hitting like that 30 on my jersery#niggas tryna shot they shoot stephen curry#splash brothers#30
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Starsnout and Pencils⁉️
#aka me redesigning them#never got the the rest of them. but i might#i think their body types should've been diverse in the Netflix show too not just the yt show#not like it even mattered to me in the yt show because damn. THEM NIGGAS WAS UGLY AS HELL LOL#The proportions of the face..... the snout..... the eyes...... the legs#just..... ew#unappealing as hell to me#uhhh only other thing coming to mind for these two is i wanted to give Sunny more main character hair#i know twilight's mane is boring as hell but idk. it's my redesign! I'm following new rules. where i want them to look cuntier#mlp#my little pony#my little pony make your mark#mlp mym#sunny starscout#pipp petals#mlp g5#mlp g5 redesign#my art#digital art
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