#like murder

[life-is-curious]

I keep trying to upload pictures of my clownsona but both twitter AND tumblr have stopped me

THIS IS SO HOMOPHOBIC

[depressedstressedlemonzest]

She's wearing his jacket 🩷

Why the fuck WOULDNT you go to the shop belle?

His faaaace 😂😂😂

He's thinking "yeah I think emma is just as smart as David. Two thirds of a whole idiot. Add in snow and she gives them a slight chance."

Oh belle. He needs some rage fulfillment.

[kitsnicket]

RE: the reading wills post, I’m a paralegal for a family law attorney and (aside from the times when it’s a huge bummer) it’s so much fun listening to other people’s drama

One of my favorites was the time a woman took back her offer to split the sale price of their house when her husband wouldn’t agree to split their Pokémon card collection 50/50 during the divorce

I would do worse if my husband didn’t agree to split the Pokémon card collection

[ressioo]

Since you've had time to stew on my previous Suns post you can have the cat again <3

[methewizard]

I need someone to talk to about how fascinating a character Marisa Coulter from His Dark Materials is

[kataskopeia]

          “most ‘bad’ things in life aren’t actually bad. they’re just frowned upon.”

[sparklyslug]

Just bought my Glass Onion tix JUST BOUGHT MY GLASS ONION TIX I AM SO SO SO EXCITEDDDDDD

[serial-kissing]

*whispers* I'm a gamer boy... 🙋‍♂️

hi gamer boy im going to do unspeakable things to you

[iamvegorott]

Idea: Murderiplier x Noir Mark

Nothing ever gets done

They just monologue at each other XD

[verohallinto]

I dont know what it says when one of the few things you agree on with carrie is the piss kink and even that isn't rly a a deal breaker.

[couldyouspeakmyname]

one headcanon i don't agree with in general is people,, aging agata down? like it's hard to explain but i've read fics where the authors have him act like he's 18-19 at oldest and i find it really off putting.

Agata is 26 I believe, while he's made to look cute and is supposed to be the innocent one of the group, he's still older and a gangster.

Agata drinks, gets high, and fucks

I would agree with you

-Maeve

[bloodonmyhandz]

YOURE SCREAMING BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO SAY

BLOODLESS AND NUMB WE ORBIT THE SUN

[hijinyan]

today might be the day i attack someone

[parliy]

I can see all my idiots in love in this video- Also I am Olaf HAHAHA 

[narttebyo]

i’m sorry to the account i just blocked i literally got too paranoid and thought u were a murderer out to get me even tho u were really kind my brain said “dude ur gonna die”

[fheythfully]

I think what Neva needs in life is like, 3 cats and a wife

Please send your best cats and wives...