#like its good ive cooked with it before but i might as well start selling my organs if i wanna use it regularly

[djsangos]

woah curried lobster so fancy

wont come and eat mushroom tuna sandwiches with us peasants huh

way too far above coming to my squid apartment and partaking of my squid cuisine huh

i put my hearts into these mushroom tuna sandwiches and you turn your nose up at the plate i so kindly offer you

youve offended me so deeply........ youve brought bitter tears to this old squids eyes...............

NO THANK YOU!!!!!!

Keep that vile garbage to yourself, Squirt!!!!!!!!

[caluski]

@moldavite tagged me to post my current music faves (thank u kalli a big fucking MWAH goes out to u in this gloomy april evening) so yay!!! i love posting spotify links of course... more belowww. trying so hard for everyone to only post things i havent shared before... trying!!

obviously justice is on repeat - both incognito and saturnine, but im putting here incognito bc it does have the coolest intro and outro everrr like ouuughhhh like justice goes so fucking hard when they choose to have some retro synths................ actually have you listened to planisphere today? you should (talking to everyone)

i havent actually talked about my thoughts on khruangbins new album... which is obviously good but i simply didnt have the time to get into it :/ ive been hoping to give it a good listen, no skips no nothing, on a day off but work has been kicking my ass a bittt... anyway! Pon pón is fun. it came out as a single few weeks back and ive gotten really into it.... sooooo groovy

vampire by sholto is what some of you might recognize from love and food playlist? but ohhhhhh fuckkkkkkk its so good. i dont even know this guy and i didnt think much of it other than "yeah its cool" when i added it to my library. such a great and sinister feeling jazzy number.... AND WHEN THE SAX HITS!!!!!!!!! thats so good. please listen to vampire.

more radio pop!!!!! MORE MAINSTREAM KEVIN PARKER!!!!!!!! i do love tame impala's older/more niche sound just as much as i love him "selling out" (whatever, i will defend his minions and elvis tracks until i die and i will MEAN it) so i am STILL excited for this album even though the roll-out of singles has been consistently awful. but i guess dua lipa is a slow riser always (however long did it take her to peak on charts with 'dont start now'???). plus obviously DANNY!!!!!! YAY FOR DANNY!!!!!

its been a really good spring so far, with so many of my faves releasing music, and obviously that includes sebastian. i remember watching the runway show this was made for, but for some reason i didnt hear the whole track - maybe it was just highlights or something? i really love the synths in this one. its unusual for him to bring the choral singing in the start instead of the climax of the track, but its really well done (as always)! i wish, i wiiiiiiiiish there was something happening about the new album, too.

charli's really being weird recently about everything but goddddddd this slaps so good. im usually not that big on gesaffelstein but i do love ag cook so much. its going to be such a good clubbing record like literally.... its crazy she STILL gets labeled hyperpop. i also like club classics, but b2b is TRULY superior out of this double drop....

the beat of this one is just stuck in my head at all times. its cute! fun! perfect for spring. theyre soon to release their debut album, i need to remember to check it out. while its not SOTY material so far, its just cool and pleasant.

more dance sounds - i like this one a lot! really catchy. ive never really been into 1tbsp but yeahhhhh with this one, i get it.

ok i for sure posted this one before, but its ok bc it got like 0 or 1 likes or something. starwolf is a band im really hopeful for!!!! their 2020 album was pretty interesting, but its their three last singles that got my ears all perked up. some daytime disco vibes in them, and its really cool considering i was somewhat.... underwhelmed by poolside's last album. so, i feel good about starwolf now! fingers crossed for summer, as it would be a perrrrrrrfect record to replay over and over during hot sunny days.

and SUUUUUUUUUUUCHHHHHHHHH a spring favorite for the end. kind of getting lost in this one.... number one song i keep thinking of during sweet sunny walks recently. unbelievably cute. 10000% recommend.

[sun-stormz]

Genshin Impact Visions & Gods

This has been bugging me since i started playing in mid november, but what makes a certain Archon give a Character their Vision. Considering i couldnt find any official info, I decided to do some research on each Archon and then on the player Characters we have of each element as of beginning of December 2020.

This will contain spoilers on characters & story!

Note: The travelers will not be included due to them not having Visions and having more then one Element.

I am basing this on overlaping themes and not on anything related to the actual Archon. I did add some info on the archons tho, due to this being about Visions and archons

“It is unclear whether Visions are directly granted by its element's corresponding Archon or by the nation's Archon. There is also the possibility that granting a Vision requires approval from both Archons. Yet another possibility is that they are granted by neither, and are instead given by the gods on Celestia.”

-Genshin Wiki on reciving Visions

Starting with my Favourite Element, Electro.

Electro wise, We have five Characters as of right now: Kequin, Razor, Beidou, Fishl and Lisa. The Electro Archon, God of Eternity, Baal, is the ruling Archon of the Area, Inazuma, whitch is the area we are getting in the 1.4 update in 2021.

To start off i read into any info i could find on Baal and i gotta say, she is a interesting Fellow. As of right now we know that Baal has locked Inazuma down and has initiated a Vision Hunt Decree, due to her thinking Visions should be under the sole domain of divinity. She also hasnt handed out any Visions since this decree which means all Electro characters we know have gotten theirs before this drastic change.

Now, why did these 5 characters get their Visions? Well each character has a different reason, from Razor wanting to protect those he calls friends to Lisa simpley saying it would be of use to her and just getting it. From what I've found there isnt really a big overlap in the reciving of the characters, but what is overlaping is their fixation on something.

Razor recived his vision due to him being fixated on getting stronger to protect his friends after he failed to while being dragged away by an abyss mage

Kequin was fixated on sharing her beliefs, that the people of Lyiue shouldnt rely on Rex Lapis and have their Pride and that their views are of Equal importance

Fishl was so fixated on a book series she changed herself to be like the main character, fishl and her Vision manifested in the form of Oz, one of the characters from said book

Beidou was fixated on killing Haishan, a sea monster, from a young age and recived her vision when she did so

Lisa is pretty much fixated on understanding magecraft and the cost of reciveing a Vision.

Now onto a easier Element, Geo

The Archon of Geo and Contracts, Morax, Archon of Lyiue.

Morax or Rex Lapis, was one of the oldest gods, defended Lyiue in the Archon war, the Currency in Teyvat, Mora, is named after him and as of Chp.1 Act 3 we know that he has taken the form of Zhongli and has retired as the Geo Archon.

Morax, Along with Barbatos, are the only two Archons of the Original Seven that havent been replaced.

Now, who are our Geo Characters? Noelle and Ningguang, two dedicated powerhouses! This one is fairly simple, thanks to voicelines we have of Zhongli since he came out as a player character (Bless the pity pull for giving me this man)

In his “About Ningguang” Voiceline he says: ”Despite the multitude of affairs she deals with in a day, Ningguang always continues to press on. A rare gem indeed. I'm reminded of the time that she used to walk barefoot from Yaoguang Shoal to the south wharf, trying to sell her wares as she went. Time is cruel to humans.”

Noelle recived her vision when Jean Acknowledged her hard work when she tried to get into the knights of favonius. in her “Vision” story it states: This was a lucky day that she would always remember, for she would receive recognition from two all-important sources this day: once from Jean, and the other from the gods. Her hard work has been remembered after all.

So for short: Hard working and dedicated = Geo Vision

Next up we have Anemo

Our wonderful Tone deaf bard, Venti or otherwise known as the Archon of Anemo and freedom, Barbatos, the not really ruling Archon of Mondstadt.

Barbatos is a freedom loving guy and refuses to rule over Mondstadt, the city of freedom and is by far the weakest of the Archons, despite this the people of Modstadt still love and adore their windy God.

I went into this one thinking “Oh this is easy, itll be love for freedom or something!” Nope, it surprisingly wasnt. Jean and sucerose recived their visions through their Determination it seems. Sucerose from doing her 159th Dandilion seed Simmering experiment and Jean seemed to be determened to be a good grandmaster and to protect Mondstadt.

That aside, i couldnt find many overlaps with the two, they are both free spirited and love what they do.

Now on to Pyro

Pyro, the Element of the Archon Murata who is also the god of War, is wielded by the fan fav Diluc, as well as Klee, Xiangling, Amber, Bennett and Xinyan.

Not much is known about Murata, Venti describes her as a “ wayward, warmongering wretch” and thats about all we know. She presides over Natlan.

Now to the characters, this was acually the easiest of them all: Passion.

Every Pyro user has a huge amount of passion that a rolemodel or Loved one ignited within them.

This one definitly surprised me the least and i am really excited for when we meet Murata and Natlan.

Diluc has the same passion his father had

Klee has a passion for Explosives that her mother ignited

Xiangling has a passion for food and cooking she got from her father

Amber got her Passion for Mondstadt and the outriders from her grandfather

Bennett got the Passion for adventure from all the old adventurers he calls dads, yes Dads as in plural, that raised him

Xinyan has a passion for Rock, tho i havent found out more of her story due to her being so new.

Now heading onto Hydro

Hydro, along with Dendro, is the only element where we do not know the name of the Archon. All we do know is that they are the Archon of Hydro and Justice and rule over Fontaine.

So straight to the Hydro characters: Barbara, Mona and Xingqiu.

I dont really count Childe due to the only thing talked about is his dilusion and i am rather confused on if he even has a real vision but i still love him lots

Im going to be honest this one really had me running the brain gears for a while.

All three recived their Vision as an extension of the self.

Barbara  got hers after helping a sick boy by singing to him to help him sleep through a fever, Mona rekindeled a learning aid to her vision, to aid her with her search for the truth of the rules of the world and Xingqiu got his after he explained the principles of his clans martial arts anew, litterally saying that martial artists should see Visions as a extension of the self.

Last but definitly not least, Cryo

Cryo, the Element of the Archon know as the Tsaritsa. We acually dont know her corrisponding ideal nor her acual name and this one was just as geargrinding as Hydro.

The Tsaritsa, Ruler of the fatui and the one that gives them their Dilusions, is one interresting lady. We get a description of her from Childe: “Her Royal Highness the Tsaritsa is actually a gentle soul. Too gentle, in fact, and that's why she had to harden herself. Likewise, she declared war against the whole world only because she dreams of peace. Her gaze was cold but pure, arrogant yet sharp. She was not only the sacrosanct Cryo Archon but a true warrior also.”

Kaeya, Chongyun, Diona and Qiqi, our current four Cyro userer, all have rather interesting storys when it comes to how they got their Vision.

All dont accept something

Kaeya felt guilty about hiding who he was from the family that adopted him after his father abandoned him to be a spy in Mondstadt, and told Diluc, someone he used to be very close with, the truth, since then he sees his vision as a stern reminder that he must live his life under a heavy burden of Lies. He pretty much doesnt accept the truth of his situatin and would rather live with that heavy burden

Chonyun is surpressing a part of himself, the condition he has, and as Xiangling says in Chongyuns stories, is denying a part of him. He trys to work around his condition and wont accept it as the way to go about how he practices exocrism.

Diona wont accept the truth about her father being a Alcoholic, and places the blame on the Alcohol industy instead of accepting that he isnt as high and mighty as she thought. She wont accept that her fathers bad control over his drinking habits is the reason he acts as he does and instead blames the alcohol industry.

Qiqi didnt want to accept her death nor does she really accept her Zombie like traits and only uses them when she needs to defend herself.

My theory is the Cyro Visions are recevied when you wont accept the grim reality as it is, if this is positive or negative variates

When it comes to the last element, Dendro, we sadly know nothing nor have we seen any dendro character in action. So that might be a addition later on.

I’m really interrested if we find out the actual criteria for reciving each Vision one day

[lunariasilver]

The Virtuoso - 4. Meteor City IV

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A/N I'm sorry guys, the ending of this chapter kicked my fucking ass. I've been sitting on it being almost done forever.

After the troupe left, I started composing a song for them. I wasn't sure why. It wasn't like I was going to be able to play it for them but...it provided me with some peace. It reminded me of them. It wasn't just them that playing my violin reminded me of, though.

Every time I looked at it I remembered my grandfather. My mother, my father...my brothers. It made me want to tear it apart.

I wouldn't, though. My father always told me I was a sentimental fool, and he was right.

The music it made was nice, at least.

Inspiration had struck me in the middle of the street and I was working on a random stanza. Eventually I was going to have to put all of these parts together, but for now I just kept coming up with more pieces. I couldn't help but wonder if they would ever fit together.

I was interrupted by a familiar face. I couldn't quite place it at first, though.

"Give me your violin!" She demanded, standing in a threatening manner.

I stared at her blankly.

"Now, or- or I'll kill you!" She continued.

Oh, that's right. Zara. The girl I made lead me into the part of the city that people actually lived in.

"Why?" I asked. I was still positioned to play as if her presence made no difference to me. It didn't really.

"I'm- I'm gonna sell it!" Zara yelled. The woman was practically shaking. How tedious.

I tilted my head to the side. "To who?"

"Um-"

"Nobody here would ever buy this. Nobody can play it." I paused. "Why do you want it?"

Zara faltered, lowering her fists and looking at the ground. "Y-your music is beautiful. I thought that...maybe I could make it."

It remained silent. She was still trembling. She probably thought I was going to kill her. I was considering it. She did threaten me, after all...

"Would you like me to teach you?" I offered, surprising even myself.

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After that, more and more people began approaching me asking for lessons. They started trading with me for them.

It was almost like I was an actual musician holding classes. After a while, people started trading violins to people. I assumed they bought them with whatever money they made working for the mafia.

I saw the mafia often. Well, their runners. It was strange how many jobs they were doing recently. They'd come to me a few times to ask me to handle a job for them. I obviously could never complete them, but I could at least point them in the direction of somebody who could. After the fourth time of me doing that, they started to come to me first. They even payed me. Jenny was no good to me, so I gave them a list of things that would work as payment.

I couldn't wait to discuss my new books with Chr-

Oh.

Right.

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I was in the middle of teaching a class when I felt a familiar presence. It had been two months since I had last felt it. I almost dropped my violin I whipped around so fast-

"Chrollo?"

"I hadn't even said hello yet." Chrollo said, seemingly amused by my quick response to his presence. "What's this?"

My class was unnerved, but seemed to trust me to protect them from the former resident. "I'm teaching them to play the violin."

"How domestic."

I pursed my lips, trying to hide how truly pleased I was to see him. "I have to do something while you're not here." I then turned to face my class. "An old friend of mine is visiting. Class is over for today. Your next lesson will be free. I apologize."

They grumbled a bit, but they knew better than to kick up a fuss. When they were gone I turned to face Chrollo.

He was still smiling. "I brought you some books and sheet music."

I wasn't quite sure what to say to him, and I think he could sense that.

"I also brought food."

And those were the magic words. "What food did you bring? Is it cake? Cookies? Pasta?" I asked, advancing on him quickly.

His smile seemed to grow warmer at this. "You'll have to find out."

I narrowed my eyes. "Let's eat now."

"So impatient."

"Come on!" I demanded, grabbing him by his free arm and dragging him with me. When we got to my "residence" I paused for a brief moment.

"I-" I started, staring at the ground for a moment.

"Yes?"

I shook my head before dragging him inside. "I'm gonna have to read the books before you leave. So we can discuss them."

I didn't think you'd come back.

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I was less sad when Chrollo left again. After all, this time I knew he'd be back. All of them would be back. They had no reason to, but they would. Just to visit me.

How strange.

The song that I had been composing with them in mind was so much easier now. I could hear how the puzzle fit together. It all started making sense to me. It had to be perfect, though. I couldn't count the amount of times that I had scrapped an entire section. Chrollo had given me a notebook that I was using to write it all down. I couldn't risk losing any of what I had already come up with. Maybe one day I would play it for them all. I knew Paku at least would like to hear it.

Time kept passing me by. Members of the troupe visited from time to time, usually by themselves. Sometimes they visited in pairs, but never all at once. That was fine with me.

Any time they got a new member somebody came to introduce them to me. Apparently Chrollo wanted there to be a total of thirteen members. I wasn't really sure why. (I mean, I had an idea, but he had never actually told me.) It kind of stung that I couldn't be a member, but I understood why. What use could I be to them if I couldn't leave the city?

Still, they clearly cared about me, and that was all I really needed.

Meteor City was starting to feel more like home. My thoughts didn't turn to Zoldyck Manor nearly as often as they used to. The people here were all fond of me. Or at the very least they knew better than to outwardly express their distaste of me.

I didn't "take care of people's problems" as often as I used to, since I was so busy with my classes, but I was still willing. Not to mention I had begun to serve as a liaison for the mafia. Honestly, aside from the complete and utter lack of modern amenities, Meteor City was quite comfortable.

I did miss having a chef, though. I still couldn't quite grasp the concept of cooking. Nobody had ever explained it to me. And it wasn't like I had an abundance of seasoning here.

....I missed good food so much.

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Apparently the Troupe had gotten pretty busy as of late, trying to establish themselves in the greater world. They didn't have the time to visit me like they used to. It was okay though, I knew they hadn't forgotten about me. They still sent me messages from time to time, so I at least knew that they were thinking of me.

I tried not to think about how much I wanted to join them in whatever it was they were up to. That line of thought was dangerous. It might make me do something reckless.

I was laying on my pathetic mattress staring at a scarf that Paku had gotten me. It wasn't the actual scarf, it was a copy that I had conjured up. It had been quite some time since she had visited me. I missed her. I really wanted to see her again.

I closed my eyes, sighing heavily. Suddenly, it felt like I was falling, which was impossible.

My eyes shot open and I was standing in an unfamiliar bedroom. It was opulently decorated.

"What the fuck?" I muttered, looking around before I spotted a familiar face.

"Paku?" I questioned. She didn't look at me. She was currently cooking.

"Paku!" I tried again. Still no answer. "Pukunoda!" I exclaimed. It seemed she finally heard me as she whipped around to face me. Her gun was already drawn. She lowered it upon recognizing me, a perplexed expression on her face.

"Ivela? How did you get here?" She asked.

I looked around. "I have no idea. I was just holding the scarf you gave me and thinking about seeing you and then I was here." I shrugged at her. I had no real explanation.

Paku paused before nodding. "Ah. It must be your specialist ability."

"I'm not a specialist." I stated, raising an eyebrow at her.

She furrowed her eyebrows at me. "But you are."

That is not what my parents told me. "I must have developed a specialist ability, I guess." I was a conjurer.

"...I suppose." She said, seemingly unconvinced. "You'll have to figure out its limitations yourself."

I nodded. "I wouldn't expect you to have any insight."

I stayed and talked with her for a long while, quickly discovering that it didn't seem to have any kind of time restraint. That was good to know.

I figured out that going back was done much the same way as getting here.

I spent a lot of time figuring out my ability, which I decided not to give a name to. It seemed to tie into my conjuration ability quite nicely. I figured I'd just call it a part of "Gift Box."

In my defense I named my ability when I was young.

I found that I had to have been given a gift from somebody in order to visit with them, and I had to have chosen to use that particular gift within my Gift Box ability.

All of my Gift Box restrictions applied. When I was visiting someone, they couldn't see or feel me until I said their name. Their first or last name would suffice, I discovered, but it couldn't be a nickname.

Only they could see or feel me when I was visiting them. And I couldn't attack them, just the same as they couldn't attack me. I hadn't quite tested the theory on how my ability differentiated between an attack and innocent touching. That required further experimentation.

It was nice, actually. I could still see everyone without ever having to leave.

I could even see Killua.

He thought I was an imaginary friend.

I even checked up on my parents and grandfather from time to time. They seemed to be doing well, but I wasn't expecting them to be suffering. I was always careful to never make them aware of my presence, however. They didn't need to know what I was capable of. My luck they'd forbid it.

The time between the visits from the troupe grew ever larger, but it didn't really matter since I could visit whenever I wanted! I saw them all the time! It wasn't quite the same as seeing them in person, though. Apparently I felt different to them. Every time I visited Uvo he would throw something at my head. It would always just sail harmlessly through me. It was usually a can of beer.

He always looked so disappointed that I hadn't caught it. I think he was upset because now he couldn't drink the beer. (Cause it was all shaken up.)

The last time he visited the city he brought a keg.

That was a good time.

I barely thought of returning to Zoldyck Manor anymore.

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It was almost like no time at all had passed before it was the second anniversary of my arrival to Meteor City. It was strange. This place was supposed to be a punishment, but it felt like anything but.

Which, admittedly, didn't make me feel as good as it should.

It wasn't like I had been falsely accused. I deserved to be punished.

I shook those thoughts away. It was better not to focus on them. The present was so much more pleasant than the past.

I hadn't been expecting it, but...the entire troupe came to visit me. I couldn't quite figure out why. It seemed like a strange thing to do.

I appreciated it, though.

Everyone around me was talking and laughing. I didn't know what about. Try as I might, I couldn't pay attention. I was too busy wishing it could be like this all the time.

I was too busy wondering what it would be like to really be a part of the Phantom Troupe.

I was too caught up in the realization that sitting here with all of them felt right in a way being with my actually family had never.

"When is your birthday, Ivela?"

I blinked. Chrollo was looking at me expectantly. Actually, they all were. I assume they had been talking about birthdays before and I realized they had no idea when mine was.

I made a split second decision.

"Today, actually. July 8th." The day I came to Meteor City. I didn't know why, but the day I was born a Zoldyck didn't feel like the right answer anymore.

The troupe were immediately in an uproar.

"Why didn't you tell us?!"

That seemed to be a sentiment shared by them all.

"Sorry, sorry." I said sheepishly.

"It's just a good thing we had a gift for you anyway!" Uvo exclaimed.

I narrowed my eyes. "Gift?"

"Hey! You weren't supposed to tell her that yet!" Nobu yelled.

"Uvo!" Chrollo said harshly.

The others also admonished him.

"We were gonna give it to her anyway!" Uvo defended.

Paku sighed. "The plan was to give it to her when we left. But I suppose now we don't have a choice."

I was beginning to think they liked giving me gifts because they felt bad for me, being cooped up here. That didn't bother me as much as it should have, though. Maybe people should feel a little bad for me. I have to bathe in a dirty river.

"I'm waiting with bated breath." I said blankly.

"We're gonna wipe that look off your face." Machi vowed. "Close your eyes."

I did as requested. If it isn't food I'm gonna be pissed-

I almost snickered at my own joke.

A moment later, I was told to open my eyes. Chrollo was standing in front of me holding a violin. At first glance it was nothing special. I was confused. I already had a violin, I didn't need-

Wait.

My eyes widened as I carefully took the violin from him. It was a Strandivari Violin.

Back when the world was my oyster, (so long as I obeyed,) I had taken a particular interest in valuable violins, for obvious reasons. This one in particular was...

Insane.

I looked at Chrollo with my eyes wide, and turned my gaze to the other members. They were all staring at me.

This was literally the most valuable violin in the world. This violin was...perfection.

I couldn't believe they'd stolen this for me.

Whenever my family had given me gifts, they'd always been practical. Any gifts that weren't murder related weren't gifts at all. They were rewards.

A dagger. A bottle of poison. A blade hidden within a bracelet.

Nothing they ever gave me was to create. Every 'gift' I received from them was a tool meant to help me do whatever they wanted me to. Nothing was ever chosen just because I might like it.

In contrast, the troupe had always brought me things that made them think of me. They brought me books. They brought me food, sheet music, scarves, clothes. Things to make me more comfortable.

Things to make me happy.

Things to make me smile.

"Ivela?" I heard Chrollo ask.

I blinked, registering that my eyes had started to well up. I blinked rapidly, trying to clear my eyes.

"Do you like it?" He asked softly.

I stepped back and regarded the whole troupe, as opposed to just Chrollo.

They were all staring at me.

I stared back blankly, before I smiled warmly. "I love it."

The uproar was immediate.

"What a pretty smile!" (I still hate Shalnark.)

"Ivela can smile?!?!"

"I DIDN'T THINK SHE COULD!!"

"You guys haven't seen her smile?" That one was Chrollo.

"You have??!?!?!"

I just kept smiling at the chaos I had caused, waiting for it to settle down. If anything, my smile was only growing wider.

I adored these people.

I snickered as the chaos only grew. They were being completely ridiculous. It was just a smile.

I pursed my lips and turned away from the Troupe. They quieted down immediately as I positioned my new violin on my shoulder.

"So. Do you guys want to hear a song?"

I didn't wait for a response, instead choosing to force them to listen to me play the song I'd written for them.

8 years passed mostly uneventfully.

After that first birthday celebration, the trend of me seeing the troupe in person less and less continued, although they all came for my birthday every year. Or...they did. Before my father came. Before he killed a member on my birthday.

(To be fair, he was unaware that it was my birthday. But still. To hell with him.)

I liked the girl he killed. She was kind.

He and Chrollo fought. My father didn't stick around to finish the fight. Of course he didn't. Chrollo wasn't his target.

I couldn't do anything. I couldn't even let my father see me.

After that, it was decided that the Troupe having a regular day where they're all in one place was a bad idea, even if it was only once a year.

I still saw them, but those get-togethers that I had so cherished were long gone. I started to get a little scrappy with everyone that I could. I had to be the strongest Zoldyck. At least for now. My training regimen was intense.

I met many people over the years, although only two of them were particularly memorable. They all inevitably left or died any way. Aside from those two, the only people I bothered to remember were my violin students.

I remembered a girl that I trained. She grew to be quite strong. So strong that when a butler from the Zoldyck estate came looking for a new apprentice, I sent her off with them.

Cruel, perhaps, but it was what she wanted. Besides, the family never did much to the butlers. They wouldn't treat her the way they'd treated me. She'd be fine.

The other....well. Ging was...well. Um. Hm.

He wasn't someone I liked to think about.

Some of my violin students managed to get out of Meteor City and make something of themselves.

Or at least I hoped they had. I only really knew that they had left to go join an orchestra or something. I try not to think about them either.

No, I have to stay focused. I have to keep running towards my goal.

I'm going to get out of Meteor City.

A/N

Okay guys once again I am so sorry. That birthday scene was something I had a very specific plan in mind for, and executing that was a struggle. (I'm pretty happy with it.) Plus I'm doing the school thing again, so...that isn't helping with writing time. But I'm not going on another insane hiatus! I promise.

Anyway, here we are! Next chapter we start the real story. Only took 5 chapters to get there, counting the prologue. Hope you guys liked the Meteor City Arc! IT WAS A LOT

Also, Ivela's violin is based (obviously) off of Stradivarius Violins. Her's in particular would be this world's equivalent of the Messiah Stradivarius. That's right guys the Troupe went all out.

They said "If we're stealing Ivela a violin, it's gonna be a VIOLIN."

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[anestheticrage]

Be me: Japanese honor student🎓, 15, with half a brain and even less of a plan. Hunting bitches by day and witches by night. Livin that dank only child✌️ life while mom n dad yeet all over the globe, leavin me plenty of time to forget not to make 2 lunches for myself #quirky 😜

no time for socialization or basic electronics skills ???📱??? when your best friends are an alien demon rabbit🐰👽 and the inexplicable Hole ™ in your brain. lmao, btw did i mention im ✨M✨A✨G✨I✨C✨A✨L✨

dreamin bout my 2D waifus again when familiar pink haired cancer patient dances through my brain passin out fliers: Kamihama Meguca Dating Service: Sponsored by Cult of the Magius. 250 stones per session 🤔

seems legit, Mr. Moneybags. wasn't spending my unwieldy sack of gemstones on anything else anyway. lets pull 💎💎💎

first up we have Redhead Radagast and her plethora of plants. 🌿☺️🦎

anndd, nearly dies immediately. 

well not off to a great start but i guess shes pretty cute at lea- oh FUCK its her girlfriend, Tsundere Poseidon😒🔱💦, and their exasperated, straight and single Sword Mom 😔🗡️🔥. fml gonna have to save up for the next pull. might as well play a few rounds with what i got tho. 

get in some good girl talk about things like school, color coded hair styles, body count, permanent soul damage, and our personal demon pacts. ya know, the usual 😚 . realize my dark backstory seems to be missing, so the girls take me to Ketchup Queen Sappho 🍅🥧 (wtf?) to molest my glowy egg stone. whatevs, more action than ive had since Kuroe 🖤 got added to the story anyway

the gang agrees it's time to hunt down the cutest rabbit pimp 🕶️🐇💵 in the city. >> say 🎵mukyuuu🎵 one more time and ill hug you so hard my backstory will pop right out, you adorable fluffy bastard. plz be my new best friend 💕

Form brand new friendship pact with Kyubae, and remember that my lil Sis 🐥 was always the best wingman for pickin up magic chicks, and kept her side of the room so spotless i forgot she existed. whoops 乁༼☯‿☯✿༽ㄏ Maybe if I find her i can stop paying these exorbitant pull fees.📵💎

speaking of which: hot damn this week's featured bachelorette is a 19 year old model and magical detective🔎 with massive levels of PTSD and self loathing 🥵💙💦 more likely to stab you or dramatically jump off a rooftoop than utter a single positive comment. wow, maybe i really COULD find true love…

... if i had MORE THAN A 1% FUCKING DRAW CHANCE. 😡 smh

hard to make much progress finding sis or winning the broken heart of a hard boiled detective amidst the never ending lover's quarrel of the Trident Vine Lesbians. 💔 Sword Mom tells them if they don't behave a monster will take them away. LOL classic mom 🤣

>>>HOLY FUCK IT DID

declare all-out war on urban legends, starting with staircases ⚔️ to reunite the dysfunctional trio, and hope that I net a way better lineup with the next 10x pull. at least sad sleuth lady came to help out. they say combat is the best way to bond wi-   and there she goes off the rooftop again 🙄 fml

alright that got way off track, we need a fresh start, away from all the loli drama. how bout a little B&E🔓🔨🤷🏻‍♀️ at the local house of worship to clear my head. ahh nothing like the unanswered prayers of the masses to get you in the mood for another wasted pull, and the 🔥 MIGHTIEST 🔥 headache you could ask for with a side of Double Cooked Pork 🐖🍜 (meh 5/10🧾)

venture forth into the spiritual unknown with your new human flamethrower🔥🌻🧡 and ask your favorite private eye to please, for the love of Eve, trade Meguca accounts with me~~~ Head through the eastern spirit portal to meet up with hologram propaganda sis and detective crush's evil ex, who joined a dating-app cult (#fuck) and also turned into the moon?🌕?(that's rough buddy)

get ambushed by Acid Horse on Wheels 🌈🐴 and vomit up my soul so hard that its time for a crossover episode. T U R F F F   W A R R R *que operatic harmonies* 💛 Blondie with the hair drills and enough attitude and guns to fill up a noble phantasm tries to ban my account permanently, but PI heartthrob denies her admin privileges. aww babe i didn't know you cared. 😭♥️

get kidnapped by my new true love and go back to her place 😏  defs enough empty rooms to house five emotionally traumatized girls and at least two ghosts hehehe👻 XD 💚🃏💜🎸 decide to form the anti-gossip brigade and recruit my blazing sunflower after getting ambushed by the witch living in my fruit loops🥣

❌outvoted 2:1 that cults are bad. mf. fiinneee one last pull to round out the team and then I'll delete the app. cmonnn Karin 🎃~

OH HELL YEAH TWO FOR ONE.

Always wanted a daughter 💜🔨🐄 with a penchant for pissing off the local Martial Arts & Books Club and drinking suspicious liquids offered by total strangers. Well if it's good enough for her AND the sexy mayadere with enough game to seduce a mermaid, might as well get in on that myself. 

#curseddrank 🤢 0/24 would not recommend to a friend, 'cept maybe Ria

win alot of cash 🤑, blow up a fountain, meet the pied piper²🎶🖕, moon cult, monochrome feathers, something about liberation✊🏻; adopt temper tantrum cow girl. aces 💜🥩

Next up!!! skydiving with DJ Hammer! Jump to apparently-not-certain death after suicidal A.I. 💚💾🗼 tells you to rescue her hostage before they run out of Radiohead albums and have to move on to Thom Yorke's solo discography. save the invisible shield kitten 💚👑😿 from happiness and get chased through the internet by the sexiest homicidal Paint Pallette 💚🎨😈 since Caravaggio. (apparently green is the color of the digital apocalypse. i’m deleting Kako from my friend's list)

that’s it, fuck this app. 250 stones 💎 per-life-threatening-experience is more than i’m willing to deal with 😓 don’t wanna mess with the perfect nuclear family anyway. we've already got: 

✔️the two emotionally traumatized moms with memory and commitment issues

✔️the adhd daughter with anger management problems and a giant hammer

✔️the psychologically abused scizophrenic cat

✔️and the eccentric aunt with crippling anxiety

#squadgoals

now that were done hoarding bitches, its time to hunt the witches. and the bitches makin the witches. btw did i mention the witches ARE the bitches! AND WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!? 📽️⁉️💀 wait fuck lets back up a second

This is Nemo📕 and Token🧪 and they have all the answers but prefer if you only ask vague questions in exchange for vague responses so they can fill in the rest by discussing their superior intellect 🧠 at length. not to mention they built that dating app, so of course everyone in my harem decides to be a FUCKING. TRAITOR.🤬

cept waifu prime ofc 🥰💙. [PTSD > brainwashing] 'yOu CaN bE tHe LeAdEr NoW'. i have been from the very beginning you traumatized Hinedere nightmare. maybe if you weren't so caught up collecting surrogate daughters you would've noticed IM👏THE👏ONLY👏 ONE👏PROGRESSING👏THE FUCKING👏PLOT✨

rescue the rest of dysfunctional found-family™ from selves before my adorable firebender burns down Disnihama🎡🔥😱 during her weekly anxiety attack. (love the makeover T B H) 

CHAPTER 8: Magical Girl Massacre🩸🗡️

   - everyone has like, the shittiest day ever

   - the new Pope really needs to be extradited from the church

   - make friends with a really pretty tree 🌺🌲✨

i swear, if i don't finish this god damn story in time to get that free pull im gonna beat the shit out of every mirror i find in that giant mansion that i haven't even had any time to even mention yet. 🖕🏚️ let alone EVERYTHING happening with the prequel [fuck you, I'm the star] girls 💗💜💙💛❤️️ and their multidimensional melodrama. We don't need that many repetitive af episodes to emphasize that Homo-ra is a shitty person. we've all seen Rebellion. 🙄

NO, I DONT CARE IF YOU WANT SAPPHO'S BACKSTORY, I ONLY HAVE 79 STONES LEFT AND IF YACHAN FINDS OUT I HAVEN'T DELETED THE APP YET IM GONNA HAVE TO GO SLEEP IN WITH SANA 😭💎💸😠

uhhhggggg where were we… Topple a cult and burn down Hotel Denoument only to realize that Sis was fused with the dating app servers this entire madokafuckin time (told ya she was the best wingman 😊). 

Dilemma: Sis =🥚, Triumvirate of Trouble want 🐣. What do? vote now:

Help Hatch - IIIIIII

Not Do That - IIIII

What The Actual Fuck Is Going On - IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Lets just fight everyone until something good happens.

🔥🔫🔥🗡️🔥😱🔥🌆🔥😱🔥🛡️🔥💣🔥

Kill (???) the artist-in-chief of the italian reindeer murder police after teaching her the true meaning of Christmas 🎄 hatch 🐣lil Sis and realize she WAS your wingman all along🐰 MUKYUUUU! we're just gonna ignore how much trouble it would have saved if you'd just mentioned that. "yOu DiDnT aSk..." 

FUCK YOU SPACE BITCH. ONCE AN INCUBATOR ALWAYS AN INCUBATOR 🖕🐇🔪

anywho, somewhere along the lines we of course summoned the Antichrist ⚙️ because why not raise the stakes to max and still not kill off a single character. Madofuckinkami, can we PLEASE wrap this up. 😩💤

feathers (not the culty kind, tfm) rain from the sky, and the power of friendship and not having the Urobutcher 🔪🩸as a lead writer saves our peacefully sectioned off alternate reality 😇

TL:DR fuck cults, real life waifus DO exist, don't sell your soul to space rabbits, or your stones to megacorporations. Enjoy arc 2 on the JP server with your shitty translation patch you filthy fuckin weebs 

Yours Truly, 

- Thirsty Weeb Eroha 💗💎😘 

[botheredbuck]

hey sweetheart, can u pls make a post for me that is pure infodumping ant this ship that you like so i can learn more about it? thankyou please 💖���

ayes yes i can very much do that hhhhh

so!! ballum!! an outsider’s rundown. first their individual characters + backstory

ben 

- is a mitchell which is one of like the major families in eastenders, one that has been in the show since it started 

- son of phil mitchell who used to be like a major gangsta but now he’s just kinda old and wrinkly and tries to be scary 

- phil is also an alcoholic and he abused ben when he was a kid, and treated him like shit because he wasn’t overly masculine, is also a bit of a homophobe and was really shitty to ben when he came out 

- ben’s hard of hearing, so like he had maningitis when he was a kid and lost some of his hearing and so he’s had a hearing aid all his life (another thing that phil picked on him for cause he’s an ass) and recently lost more of his hearing in an accident 

- has been in prison for manslaughter oops

- has a daughter from when he was trying to prove that he was straight but it’s okay because lexi is a little badass and we love her. 

- was with this guy paul a while ago who got killed and it was hella sad 

callum

- was also abused by an alcoholic homophobic dad for most of his childhood, but his family aren’t very important on the square. he has a brother stuart who used to be kinda creepy but like i like him now so like yeah

- was a cook in the army for a while (because he was trying to prove that he was straight, although that’s not confirmed canon it might as well be, just like his ptsd) but ended up coming home after getting injured, also he was in love with this guy in the army but he’s dead now as well 

- was with this nice girl whitney for ages but then he cheated on her with ben (they did it in a park oop) and told her that he cheated on the night before their wedding, so the wedding got called off and unrelated but ben ended up getting shot at the wedding which ended up in a lot of angsty pining (he was fine eventually)

- came out to his dad in front of a whole pub worth of people and it was really badass bc his dad’s an ass 

- is now a police offer (EW)

okay so!! general basic storyline stuff (im going to try and restrain myself because ive tried typing this out before and it was 1000 words before i even got to like the start of this year)

ben and callum meet while callum is still pretending to be straight and with whitney, but ben sells him a dodgy car (oh yeah ben’s a criminal kinda) and callum confronts him and ben figures out that he’s gay (that is a really iconic scene if you’re looking for one to watch it’s generally just known as the i smell queer scene). then they’re sort of running around pining for ages until callum cracks, goes to confront ben, and they end up doing it in a park. 

yay.

the next day callum then proposes to whitney (sensible move), cue another good few months of pining until callum and whitney’s wedding, where whitney leaves him at the altar, and ben gets shot at the wedding reception. he’s fine tho (those scenes are also really good, if you just look up ben gets shot on yt) and they agree to go on a date. 

it then takes them a while to actually go on the date bc idk eastenders is weird, and then a little further along the line comes the scene where callum comes out to his dad and like half the square in the middle of a pub, then gives ben a big ol’ smooch in front of everyone (another amazing scene). 

then they’re together!! it’s kinda happy for a while!! callum encourages ben to not be so criminal, he kinda does it for like a couple of weeks 

and then christmas comes and oooh boy 

essentially, in simple terms- ben breaks up with callum to protect him, because ben’s being forced to kill someone for his dad, and that’s really sad. ben gets someone else to kill said guy (except they dont and THAT’S a whole drama) and callum comes back and they do it on a desk and get back together eventually. 

THEN 

the guy that ben was supposed to kill comes back and kidnaps callum, and this whole set of episodes is generally considered as some of ee’s best (at least by me) so i won’t say too much about these, because if youre gonna watch any i’d reccomed these episodes, it was the eastenders 35th anniversary, and it was actually so amazing in so many ways (i could write a whole other post about that but like yeah). 

essentially, something happens and ben ends up losing a lot more of his hearing, which he really struggles with. callum helps him through it, because he loves him (its so SOFT) and then eventually comes the scene where ben tells callum that he loves him for the first time and my fuck that is probably one of my favourite scenes so thats definitely worth a watch. basically, ben struggles with his hearing and the subsequent treatments for a long time, and ends up doing a robbery with his dad to try and prove that he still can, and this is about when ee went on a break over lockdown. 

AND THEN COMES EE SEASON 2

(thats a funny because ee have never been on a break in 35years before the break during lockdown so we’ve termed everything post that ee season 2)

oh and its a whole fucking load of drama. fuckin lot of angst. callum becomes part of the police (ew) and ends up getting blackmailed by his boss over ben, and it’s been really hard on him which is why we’re all anticipating him having a breakdown and it’s gonna be REALLY SAD. 

now there’s a lot of debate over the current sl that callum has, and honestly there have been bits of it that i liked?? my favourite episode has been the one in which callums brother gets married (stuart and rainie are fucking amazing), and callum also beat up a guy to defend ben’s honour. which could possibly get him in even more trouble because now he’s being super blackmailed by his boss :(((

fuck i just realised how long this is oops 

anyways thats about the jist of where we’re up to now?? ee season 2 for ballum has pretty much just been back and forth on callum’s storyline, im kinda liking it tbh?? but there’s a lot of questionable choices unfortunately. 

anyways i hope you enjoyed this lmao because i certainly did but im sorry it’s so long (if you want any specific scenes or bits to wacth feel free to let me know hehe)

anywasy sorry again oops hehe enjoy this <3

[loveraids]

advice for incoming freshmen

hey guys! here’s a list of some tips i made for incoming freshmen. i thought i’d share some advice/knowledge i’ve accumulated over the years too. everything’s under the cut. if you have any questions/concerns, feel free to message me! ☀️ (tw: long post)

1. one of the biggest fears many people have entering high school is not making friends. however, there are MANY opportunities where you can make friends! besides being friendly with who you sit with in class, try joining a sport, club, extra curricular, etc. i’m not saying making friends is the easiest thing in the world- i still struggle with it today. but don’t put yourself down if you’re not immediately friends with everyone in the school in the first week- it’ll take some time to develop. remember that everyone else is just as scared as you are, and they aren’t gonna come out of their shells until you do as well.

2. depending on your school, they may start throwing college shit at u on day one (although unlikely). no matter what, don’t stress right now!! the college process really doesn’t begin until the weeks leading up to the summer of junior year. you have time!! it’s ok to not know what you want to do. college has an “undecided” major for a reason.

3. V O L U N T E E R. i cannot stress this enough. it has soso many benefits and freshman year will most likely be the most time-free year you have. find a position at your local zoo, library, camp, hospital, etc. it’s a great resume booster and can aid you in the college application process (additionally, if you have an honors society that requires volunteer hours, you’ll need them anyways). also, you get to help people !

4. freshman year is going to teach you what real high school work is. you may struggle, and it’s ok! i was one of the “bright” kids that had their grades drop once i entered high school, and yeah, it did a lot to my self esteem. but throughout the years i picked myself up- i embraced help from my peers/teachers, i figured out what method of studying works best (pro tip: studying for math? look over the basic rules and do thousands of practice problems. science that isn’t math based? quizlet and khan academy. history? quizlet.), i learned that it’s OK to get a grade under a 90/A-. it’s going to seem tough at first, but just remember that you’re adjusting to a completely new environment and work ethic. you will get through it!! please shoot me an ask if you ever need help i’ll always answer. (edit: also do ur homework!!! it could be the difference between a B+ and an A-.)

5. imagine the crustiest person in your grade right now. now imagine them trying to hit on a kid that’s four years younger than you. gross, right? that’s exactly what a senior hitting on a freshman is like!! do not do that shit!!! there is NO reason why a senior should be trying to hook up with you when they’re 17-18 and you’re 14-15. that shit is NASTY. do NOT date seniors (even juniors are sketchy).

6. high school is where you will probably encounter alcohol/drugs/sex/etc at some point. do not be pressured!! if you don’t wanna smoke or drink then don’t do it (if you’re with the type of people who pressure, you better run). ive personally never had an experience where i was pressured, and people were usually respectful, but i can’t speak the same for everyone else. wanna get fucked up and party with your friends? be careful! i’m not promoting underage drinking but lets be honest a lot of kids do it. no sense in trying to pretend like that isn’t the real world. if you’re invited to some party by someone you KNOW has a bad rep, then don’t go!! you’ll have more opportunities.

7. if you’re worried about SATs/college admissions exams, you have a year. kids in my school are kinda crazy and were studying freshman year which made NO sense to me. end of sophomore year/beginning of junior year is usually adequate (plus- the main rule with SATs/ACTs is that you should take the test NO MORE than three times- that’s three chances!! i personally did well on my SAT, so if u have any questions feel free to ask me.

8. back to the point of pressure - if you’re going to a gifted and talented program/school, you will most likely feel academic pressure. with so many bright and smart peers, your standards will end up being much higher than the general population. i’m speaking from experience.

9. student government is usually a popularity contest. if you don’t win, don’t beat yourself up. if you do, congrats!

10. take pictures! save holiday cards! make memories!! i sincerely regret not taking photos (with me in them!!) during my freshman and sophomore years. there are a lot of great memories that i didn’t record because i was too embarrassed to get in front of a camera. i’ve learned that i’d rather cringe at a photo i look bad in in the privacy of my own phone, rather than not have a picture at all.

11. start developing good studying habits right away. what motivated me was getting cute/colorful pens, highlighters, erasers, post-its, etc., and making my notes look really pretty. i have my own personal post-it collection now. if you find ways to make studying even remotely fun/interesting, it will be extremely beneficial in the long run. i remember the summer before my junior year, i was excited to go back literally because i wanted to use my new pens.

12. this is a future piece of advice, but i would say there’s a 99% chance that you will be friends with mostly different people by senior year. you might have a core few, or a bestie, but myself and many others know that there are people who we were best friends with freshman year that don’t say hi to us in the halls senior year.

13. listen, there are gonna be some snake ass bitches. there’s no avoiding it. just don’t pay attention to them!! they get off on thinking they’re better than you. the best way to no longer deal with someone you don’t like is to just not associate with them. i’m obviously over simplifying these situations, but its usually not that deep. if it’s to the point where it’s causing you a great amount of stress, then it may be something you need to talk to a guidance counselor about.

14. please. do. not. run. and scream. in. the. halls. who do u think u are?? it’s 8 AM i don’t want to hear your screeching voice as you run into 7 people!!!!!

15. the freshmen are usually the joke of the school. you’ll hear you guys referred to as gremlins in some way, shape, or form. just deal with it, you’ll understand when you’re no longer freshmen (unless someone’s being unnecessarily mean!!).

16. make friends with your teachers!!!!!!!!! stay after class to have a little conversation with them. email them after school. bring them gifts on major holidays. IT WILL PAY OFF. letters of recommendation? done! need a teacher to sign off on something? done! minorly messed up in class? they’ll let it go bc they like you! this will also probably result in an increase in your character/participation grades.

17. make a travel pack that you keep in your bag - a few small bills,  pads/tampons (for those who need), pen, pencil, bobby pins, nail file, hair elastic, gum/mints, small perfume, band-aids, charger, etc.

18. thrift books sells books for really cheap!! also, ALWAYS check other places before ordering from normal bookstores (i’m looking at u barnes & noble)- they’re most likely cheaper.

19. i’m not gonna be one of those people who is like “school is the best!! it can be great for anyone if you just try!!” bc that shit aint true. it might suck ass for some of you. just know that high school isn’t your life. some people act like your life ends after high school. we’re 14-18 years old and still have so much to learn and see. if you set up a countdown to the end of high school your first day of freshman year, so be it.

20. your teachers are people too. they’re not there for you to use and abuse. they have families, problems, LIVES. they also have 3289472 students besides yourself, and assuming they should put you above the rest will only end up in disappointment.

21. social media is not all that matters. esp in this day and age, people will definitely be using snapchat and instagram (and hey! tumblr too). but don’t think you need social media to fit in. one of the most popular girls in my school literally made her instagram just the other day. to reiterate: it’s not that deep!!

22. you’re gonna change a lot (which is ok!!). freshman year i only wore hot topic and watched supernatural & doctor who. now, i just watch cooking vids and fawn over shawn mendes. it’s ok to change!! even just though freshman year you’ll change. i know i got like. super gay

23. if you find yourself having free time (or having study hall), do your homework!!! once you get home you’ll probably get distracted/lazy. what i used to do was go to my local library after school and get all my homework done so that i wouldn’t leave my school mindset and not wanna do anything. even if you don’t get everything done, you’ll thank yourself later.

24. there’s a difference between “forming your own opinion” on someone and completely ignoring their reputation/what your friends say. i can’t tell you how many people have gotten burned by the SAME guy in my school because none of them even kept in mind the warnings they had heard about him. it’s ok to give people a chance, but remember that most people’s reputations hold some truth (but not everyone!).

25. this seems pretty obvious but like. be nice. don’t talk mad shit about people you don’t know. rumors fly FAST in high school. what’s even worse is when they’re not true. fact check your shit if you ARE gonna gossip.

26. ok last point (for now). everything is gonna be new. there’s no getting around it. you WILL feel out of place. you’ll most likely be anxious. but everything will end up ok (cheesy, i know). the first week of high school is one the scariest weeks you’ll have in high school. things need time to settle. you’ll make friends, you’ll find things you like, you’ll be happy!! enter high school with a growth mindset. it may not seem like it, but your attitude WILL impact how things turn out.

overall, you guys will be fine. good luck to all of you !! if you have any questions or need advice on a specific thing, please feel free to send me an ask!! i’m always here. love u bbies

[tumblunni]

Okay the BIG TODAY THING

It seems i might possibly be gone for six months

I've been talking with my support worker about taking a course at this place thats uhh apparantly gonna help me get better with the depressions and stuff. And we had a meeting to go look around the place and make introductions and stuff but i had NO IDEA it would be all such short notice! I might have to move in IN TWO DAYS FROM NOW, what the fuck!!! And like if its not that its gonna be at the end of the week or next tuesday at the latest. Im so fuckin unprepared and im really freakin out!!

..uhh...how to describe it..well i guess its literally a mental asylum? But it's absolutely NOTHING like the horror movie stereotype! Its not a hospital with cages or locked rooms, its just like a big comfy cute shared house. Like a bunch of completely normal small apartment rooms but they just happen to be all connected to a shared kitchen and stuff and have on site nurses and a big schedule of therapy sessions and group activities like pottery class or bowling. You have the freedom to come and go as you please if you're on "voluntarily admitted" status (that's me!) and even if you're on what they call "sectioned" its still not scary loss of all your freedom. The highest level of sectioning is just like "requires an escort"? You're still allowed to go outside but you have a higher level of supervision from your key worker because you could potentially be a danger to yourself. But that's very rare and most people are only on maximum sectioning for a few weeks at the start of their treatment, if they've come straight from a situation of self harm or other concern factors. Most of the "sectioned" patients just have a time limit on how long they can spend on unsupervised outside activity. It's a pretty generous 8 hours apparantly!

So yeah i was getting worried about nothing, thinking i was gonna be in big scary solitary confinement and locked inside a tiny broom closet or jabbed with brain lazers. It honestly just seems like a summer camp resort for adults! And everyone there seems very nice, and im excited for being able to learn life skills like cooking and potential steps towards getting educational qualifications someday. And to have the help of a more specialist support worker who can assist me with even the smallest little problems. Like this nice lady Tazmin (who might be the one i get?) was saying how they've had other people with social anxiety before, and how we could plan "gradual exposure" to all the things that scare me. Like she said she'd be able to come with me and we'd take the bus and them get off at the next stop. That'd honestly be really helpful to help me get over being scared of the crowded spaces on buses, but i'd never be able to do it normally cos i'd be too embarassed taking such a short bus ride. Plus well itd be a waste of money,but if i'm a patient here i would get a free bus pass so it wouldnt be a problem.

Oh and the area seems really nice! Its so different from my stupid house right now in a crowded neighbourhood with NOTHING but houses everywhere for a mile! Its seriously almost a mile's walk to the ONE SINGULAR SHOP IN THE AREA and they close on sundays and dont sell vegetarian food. :( This area around the shared house thingie is a really nice bustling shops place but not super shops? Like i mean its a lovely village that has all the small shops you need, not a huge skyscrapers busy tourist place. The perfect balance of conveinient and not scary! They have a library and a park so close to the place, and a bazillion charity shops holy FUCK im so excited to have charity shops again!! I think you call them thrift shops in america? But i just always really love bargain hunting and finding nice surprises in places like that! And there's places to do pottery classes and group trips sometimes to do stuff like cinema or bowling or just having your big ol scary therapy meeting at the nice coffee shop at the end ot the road.

So yeah dont worry about me guys, im not trapped in some horribke hell place! I'm sure it'll be as non threatening as an Intensive Therapy Boot Camp can possibly be, im just still nervous as hell cos well yeah I Have Social Anxiety And That Is Why I Am Here In The First Place. Im scared im not gonna be able to succeed at this. I really wanna leave at the end and be all mentally buffed up and ready to make all these nice nurses proud!

Oh and man Richard has been so nice about this?? He was super freaked out and apologetic about it being Scary Short Notice, we had a bit of a dumb misunderstanding where he clearly told me and i clearly said yes but i somehow completely misunderstood what he was saying and thought i was saying yes to something else??? So im so fuckin glad that at the very end of the appointment right when i was gonna get out the car he was like 'oh so remember your suitcase on wednesday' and i was like WHAT. Like man can you imagine how much more terrifying it would have been if i just turned up on wednesday with no supplies but the shirt off my back and was like 'wtf where is he driving me OH GOD NO'. Bunni why you so bad at the good of talking!! Seriously richard thanks so much for clearing it up but also AAAAA i accidentally agreed to the shortest of short notice and i dont know if he's gonna be able to reschedule it!!!

And man i was there crying in his car about how i dont wanna be in hospital on my birthday, and babbling all the different things i had planned fot the next few months. And GOD DAMN MY DUMB BRAIN i ended up blurting out that i had a preorder of a videogame that i was gonna miss. And i straight up started explaining pokemon to my mental health counseller who is also a dj, how damn fake does my life sound?? Anyway he said that i'll still be able to keep him as my support worker when i get back out of this, and we'll still have weekly or monthly meetings while i'm in there. And he keeps reminding me that i'm free to leave if i feel uncomfortable, but i know that i'd feel like a failure if i did! So he legit fuckin goddamn said (THIS SOUNDS SO FAKE) that i could take a day off when the dumb game comes out, and he'd play co op pokemon with me. HOLY GEEZUS RICHARD YOU'RE LIKE THAT HOLY GRAIL OF THERAPISTS! And man he even said it wasnt embarassing for me to sleep with a teddy bear and he'd help me pack it up safe and ensure nobody saw it while we move my bags into my new room. And then i was like "uhh but also the teddy bear is a giant lifesize embarassing pokemon merchandise" and he was like "okay so we need DOUBLE STEALTH". Apparantly the new sequel to Pokemon Go is Pokemon Sneak! God he helped calm me down from this freakout so much, he's always great with lil jokes and motivational sayings. And i talked about how i first started being interested in Obscure Deep Sea Slug Facts because pokemon has some characters based on weird real life animals, and like its Very Educational Honest, And Has Appeal For Both Kids And Adults. How on earth did this turn into Motovational Pokemon Blabber Time??? Anyway thats how i ended up texting a professional psychologist pictures of gastrodon at 7.30pm.

SO

Yeah

In summary

I'm mostly just worried cos this is short notice! And cos its such a big commitment that being short notice is Super Bad. I need to friggin clean the whole house top to bottom in two days, so it doesnt get all gross and attract flies while im gone. And i need to toss out like a hundred bucks worth of frozen food that aint gonna keep for 6 months. And i need to wash all my damn clothes. And i dont even have a suitcase and this is at a terrible time where i dont get paid for a week so i cant buy a new one right now!! And damn i DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO TAKE AAAAAA

And the BIGGEST PROBLEM

Is that i wont be able to talk to you guys for half a year!!!

They dont have wifi and im not allowed to take my computer anyway. They only allow laptops and all i have is a desktop and AAAA its too short notice to save up enough to get a laptop mannnnn! Fuck man i didnt even think about that, i need to go pause my broadband internet for six months, do they even allow you to come back after that long?? And man part of me wants to ask to borrow money from friends to get a laptop but i know this time i cant promise to pay you back within the month cos AAAGH ALL OF THIS SHIT!! Like damn man if anyone is willing to let me pay back a hundred and fifty quid in 6 months??not bloody likely!! And man the only place to get a laptop in TWO GODDAMN DAYS is stupid fuckin Amazon :( but god im gonna go stir crazy being unable to do art or gamemaking or friggin anything to occupy myself!! I can bring my 3ds but i barely have any games for it and ive already finished all of them except harvest moon a new beginning which i quit cos it was bad. And the screen is broken anyway gahhh. SO MANY THINGS I NEED MONEY FOR IN SUCH A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME THAT IS NON CONDUCTIVE TO MONEYING

So anyway GAHH i wont have an internet connection in the house, and i'll be able to walk down the hill and use the library computers hopefully at least weekly, but they forbid all social media sites. So like can i get the emails of everyone who wants to keep in contact? Man i dont know how im gonna manage this AAAAA!!! i will send u loads of pics of scenic asylum beauty and dumb updates on my stupid life of probably very little progress.

And AGGGHHH i dont even have the time to plan a blog queue or anything fuck man geez aaaaaaaa

I NEED TO BUY A NEW PAIR OF TROUSERS WITHOUT HOLES IN THE KNEES man i cant live on singular pantage in a shared house

[burnouts3s3]

Red Dead Redemption 2, a review

(Disclaimer: The following is a non-profit unprofessional blog post written by an unprofessional blog poster. All purported facts and statement are little more than the subjective, biased opinion of said blog poster. In other words, don’t take anything I say too seriously. Just the facts 'Cause you're in a Hurry! Publisher: Rockstar Studios Developer: Rockstar Games Manufacturer’s Suggested Retail Price (MSRP): 59.99 USD How much I paid: 59.99 USD Rated: M for Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Nudity, Sexual Content, Strong Language and Use of Drugs and Alcohol. How long I played: 50 Hours in an attempt to complete the story mode before Christmas rolls around Microtransactions: Preorder bonuses to those who ordered the game before release.   What I played on: A Regular PS4, not a PS4 Pro Performance Issues: Say what you will about the Infamous Rockstar Studios, the looks gorgeous with its various weather effects, depictions of gore and its various animations. Certain shadow details and hair particle effects look a bit blurry. One instance of the game pausing momentarily before starting again. My Personal Biases:  The only Rockstar Games I’ve completed are GTA IV and Bully on the PS2. I almost completed the Original Red Dead Redemption but got stuck and watched the rest of the cutscenes on Youtube. My Verdict: Red Dead Redemption 2 not only feels like a Love Letter to Rockstar games but also a Farewell. Admist the shooting, bank robbing, horse riding, cow milking, train heisting fun, there’s a sense of melancholy. Just like the Protagonist Arthur Morgan, players will begin to realize that not only have things changed but maybe looking back, the nostalgia of the hayday years are starting to fade and just like Civilization starts to roll in, change is coming to not only the world but to Rockstar as well… Buy it! WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD! Red Dead Redemption 2, a review

Rockstar Games wants to ask a question: At what price does Freedom come with? Set in 1899 and before the events of the first Red Dead Redemption, players control Arthur Morgan, an outlaw on the run after the Blackwater job went bad. Along with his charming bullshitter of a leader, Dutch van der Linde and the crazed Micah, Arthur attempts to lead a community of outcasts to safety. But with the Federal Government, the Pinkerton Detective Agency and rival gangsters after him, Arthur soon realizes that things aren’t what they seem. And in an attempt to be free from the every growing march of progress and civilization, he’s starting to have doubts if the things he thought were good were even great to begin with. Throughout the game, Players perform heists in an attempt to gain enough money to buy the community out for freedom. But, with one crazy heist after another, Arthur soon suspects that his all-knowing leader, Dutch, might be in over his head. Using the familiar cover mechanic, players can fire off guns and fend off or shoot civilians just so he pleases. But, now Arthur has to take care of the community. Using funds he’s acquired, he can upgrade his camp to supply food, medicine or ammunition. Arthur can now eat and cook items from materials found out in the wilderness. By hunting animals, Arthur can skin them for meat and pelts, which he can either sell or use for crafting. With no cars available, Arthur will ride his trusty steed through the desert, bayou and other locations, rendered in gorgeous detail. I could ride for hours and hours with time passing slowly in-game while various weather effects show off the RAGE engine to its finest. Customization is also a feature where in Arthur can grow a beard, get a haircut, own various guns or buy himself a three piece suit that will make him the most well dressed gentleman on the riverboat. In addition, the various mini-games appear where-in Arthur can do 5 finger fillet, play some Texas Hold’em Poker, or just collect debts from dead beats. In terms of content, for 60 USD, I felt like the thief here! And yet, it’s going to be the story that will either make or break the various players here. The game makes one thing clear: there’s going to be an increased emphasis on not only ethnic minorities but female characters as well. From Charles Smith, a half black, half Native-American, hunter to Sadie Adler, a widow who’s lost her home only to become a hardened gunslinger, gamers are sure to press the “SJW” alarm here. In one story mission, Arthur must drive a Women’s Suffrage Caravan into a southern town while being booed by hecklers. The change in cast also bleeds into the story: Arthur is having continuous doubts about Dutch’s mad schemes and wonders if Dutch has changed or if Arthur himself has changed. Their community is constantly on the run, attempting to find the ‘freedom’ America has promised only to be met by cities, civilization and some pissed off gangsters. The beauty of the wilderness is heavily contrasted with the polluted city of Saint Denis, where-in smokestacks blacken the sky. In some ways, the game is a commentary on Rockstar itself. Before, Rockstar games was the bad boy of the industry, upsetting parent groups and politicians with its risqué behavior. But now, Arthur reflects on whether or not those heydays of freedom and doing whatever you want were, in fact, as wonderful as they make it out to be. Arthur keeps second-guessing himself; he’s not sure if his loyalty to Dutch was warranted or if things were as good as Dutch made them out to be. Things have changed and Arthur isn’t sure if he’s the one that changed or if it’s the world around him. In some ways, Red Dead Redemption 2 is as deconstructionist and self-critical as Grand Theft Auto IV and its protagonist Nico Bellic, but where as Nico attempted to play the immigrant unable to let go (which contrasted heavily to the gameplay of gamers doing whatever they want with him), Arthur feels more consistent as a character.  Whereas John Marston, the protagonist form the previous game had a sardonic wit and one-liner for everything, Arthur feels like a cowboy seeing his last days of freedom and is coming to terms with his fate. It feels like the game is trying to appease everybody but the ideas put in place are sure to upset their political opponents. Men’s Rights Activists are going to complain about the mandatory mission wherein Arthur must drive a Women’s Suffrage Movement caravan through town but Feminists don’t like that players have the ability to beat up a Feminist. Minority players aren’t going to like the rampant racism displayed by Micah and Bill but White gamers aren’t probably going to like the depiction of Southern Plantation owners depicted as stupid and racist. Pro-gamergate players won’t like Sadie Adler, a widow turned gunslinger who might be crazier than Arthur but anti-Gamergate players will hate how Sadie would be a National Rifle Association spokesperson if Dana Loesch decides to retire. CAVEAT: Red Dead Redemption 2 might be the inevitable turning point for Rockstar Games. While the mechanics, the animation and the attention to detail can’t be less than soul bearing, it will inevitably alienate people. In some ways, RDR2 is all things to all people: a misogynistic game beating up women for Feminists, an SJW Pandering game to Gamergate Supporters, a Hunter’s wet dream to Animal’s rights advocates, Feminist Propaganda to Men’s Rights Advocates, and a thinly-veiled NRA ad to the #MarchforOurLives supporters. It’s offensive to everyone, Republicans, Democrats, independents, Libertarians, Feminists, MRAs, Journalists, Gamers, Consumers, pro-Gamergate, anti-Gamergate, pro-gun control advocates, anti-gun control advocates and anyone with good taste, even more so than the “all sides are bad, everyone shut the fuck up” viewpoint mainly held by South Park creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker. And yet, I had a lot of fun with it. Verdict: Full Price!

[natteryaktoadwidespot]

Day 63

Beech part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/176874423045/sandra-beech-loves-being-a-teenager

Beech part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/176874590180/on-thursday-virginia-took-a-vacation-day-to-be

Hartland part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/176917917330/on-wednesday-evening-promise-went-out-for-dinner

Hartland part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/176918244505/lily-sometimes-wonders-if-its-about-time-they-got

Hartland part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/176919354445/dream-date-for-rocky-and-river

Hartland part 4: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/176919401750/in-the-morning-mary-and-junior-were-up-at-about

Hartland part 5: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/176920941570/i-think-woohoo-in-bed-at-the-end-of-the-date-was

Hartland part 6: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/176921394430/lily-and-leo-had-the-day-off-work-so-invited-ash

Hartland part 7: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/176921792875

Unity, Sol: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/176955159225/this-house-is-feeling-pretty-quiet-without-di-and

Mann, Aden part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/176959418940/i-free-ranged-aden-for-most-of-this-evening-and

Mann, Aden part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/176959576575/aden-headed-out-into-the-bakery-and-fetched-a

Mann, Aden part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/176959584485

Mann, Aden part 4: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/176959707730/aden-what-are-you-doing-here-sadie-thought-id

Mann, Aden part 5: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/176960999610/sadie-mmm-smells-delicious-whatre-you-making

Mann, Aden part 6: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/176961037950/after-sadie-left-aden-started-packing-the-few

Mann, Aden part 7: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/176999696840/so-aden-moved-out-and-moved-into-the-apartment

Land/Sell/Newson part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/176984517040/this-house-is-all-kinds-of

Land/Sell/Newson part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/176988349065/on-thursday-only-dixie-had-work-so-whilst-the

Hart, Rhett part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/176991641020/on-wednesday-night-rhett-took-his-eldest-grandson

Hart, Rhett part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/176991903950/everyone-has-mixed-views-about-the-fact-that-this

Hart, Rhett part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/176992065460/bedtime

Hart, Rhett part 4: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/176992867590/in-the-morning-the-kids-went-to-school-penny-to

Hart, Rhett part 5: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/176993109160/rhett-you-need-to-make-sure-you-take-time-to

Hart, Rhett part 6: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/176999597040/emilio-what-you-getting-trip-spag-bol-i

Hart, Rhett part 7: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/176999665285/time-for-a-last-family-dinner-before-the-move-out

Cooke, Julien part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177032751915/ettie-might-not-have-much-time-to-date-lucas

Cooke, Julien part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177033926105

Land, Scot part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177058383070/at-the-lands-today-evangeline-gave-a-painting

Land, Scot part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177059035325/after-school-evangeline-headed-out-on-a-date-with

Land, Scot part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177060405535/meanwhile-elizabeth-is-enjoying-her-new-found

Gavigan Prime part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177123061105/lydias-date-with-tommy-was-only-briefly-marred-by

Gavigan Prime part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177123256270/lydia-mmm-smells-good-mum-mary-blueberry

Gavigan Prime part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177123505550/when-mary-and-lydia-got-back-from-lydias-flower

Ottomas Prime part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177131466810/at-the-home-of-the-ottomai-eleanor-moved-back-in

Ottomas Prime part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177131821875/its-wedding-time

Ottomas Prime part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177131933980/congratulations-to-the-newest-mr-and-mrs-hart

Ottomas Prime part 4: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177132467085/and-now-for-the-party

Ottomas Prime part 5: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177133221565/between-them-arden-and-eleanor-have-a-lot-of

Ottomas Prime part 6: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177133496080/roof-raiser-not-that-many-guests-ever-made-it

Weiss part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177163293355/once-angel-had-left-for-college-on-thursday

Weiss part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177165251085/after-the-end-of-woody-and-goldies-day-i-moved

Newson, Ginger part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177265919830/at-the-newsons-rosanna-stephen-and-guy-have

Newson, Ginger part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177459320090/rosanna-and-stephen-went-out-for-dinner-this

Newson, Ginger part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177478016980

Newson, Ginger part 4: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177478103025

Unity part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177482796015/joy-decided-taking-max-and-josh-out-for-dinner-was

Unity part 2:  http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177483483850/joy-ready-to-go-boys-josh-can-we-play-for-a

Unity part 3:  http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177489600255/max-josh-is-such-a-stupid-crybaby-isnt-he-joy

Unity part 4:  http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177490402385/joy-morning-max-max-ugh-joy-about-last

Unity part 5:  http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177490690310/joy-ivy-thank-plumbob-youre-home-ivy-whats

Unity part 6:  http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177491709790/joy-productive-nap-ivy-absolutely-right-weve

Unity part 7:  http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177494636620/joy-come-and-sit-down-please-max-we-need-to

Unity part 8: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177494813650

Cards part 1:  http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177528868770

Cards part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177529961200/mark-hey-there-gorgeous-want-to-come-home-with

Cards part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177530862365/andy-so-lets-start-at-the-beginning-what-were

Cards part 4: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177545991950/mark-oi-you-get-in-here-max-alright-mister

Cards part 5: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177546397680/mark-spent-the-rest-of-the-day-think-trying-to

Newson, Gabriella part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177554093635/its-gabe-newsons-birthday-and-hes-looking

Newson, Gabriella part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177555239165/gabriel-newson-fortune-own-5-top-business-ltw

Newson, Gabriella part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177555768440

Gavigan, Isaiah part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177562793375/isaiah-hello-andy-isaiah-forensics-have-found

Gavigan, Isaiah part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177563733910/keturah-wanted-a-makeover-chair-and-i-said-why

Gavigan, Isaiah part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177564281450/i-have-a-feeling-every-kid-who-come-home-with-one

Bellum part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177595648205/andy-dont-worry-isaiah-well-go-over-the

Bellum part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177596370035

Bellum part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177596939805

Bellum part 4: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177597632200/andy-isaiah-day-64

Thyme/Knowe/Mander part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177657414830

Thyme/Knowe/Mander part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177659047930/off-to-motel-69-for-a-four-woohoos-dream-date

Thyme/Knowe/Mander part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177659473975/when-hi-and-ida-juana-got-home-they-had-dinner

Thyme/Knowe/Mander part 4: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177660173595/in-the-morning-hi-and-gerry-headed-off-to-work

Thyme/Knowe/Mander part 5: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177662949415/there-have-been-a-few-teething-issues-with-sibling

Thyme/Knowe/Mander part 6: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177665119065/gerry-got-promoted-not-far-off-mayor-now

Thyme/Knowe/Mander part 7: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177667207225/when-gerry-got-home-helen-had-plans

Thyme/Knowe/Mander part 8: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177667430530/and-thats-it-for-this-rotation-this-time-next

Gutenberg, JoAnn: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177861938220/this-family-is-always-so-relaxing-to-play

Knowe part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177867947125/the-knowes-are-waiting-for-baby

Knowe part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177895684800/its-a-boy

Knowe part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177895846085/twins-which-i-suppose-shouldnt-be-surprising

Mann, Candy part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177915143055/candy-enjoyed-her-evening-with-her-younger

Mann, Candy part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177915515155/meanwhile-jay-and-skye-also-enjoyed-their

Mann, Candy part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177915830305/stone-sleeps-with-one-eye-open-shes-got-two

Mann, Candy part 4: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177916211210/jay-crap-skye-what-jay-burnt-pancakes-what-a

Mann, Candy part 5: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177916857205

Mann, Candy part 6: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177917038750/candy-likes-celebrating

Mann, Candy part 7: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177917390030/candy-wonders-exactly-when-dating-peter-became-the

Mann, Candy part 8: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177917306645/jay-angelo-skye-mmm-jay-ive-got-something-to

Mann, Candy part 9: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/177917679170/new-beginnings-all-round

Cooke/Bellum part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178109938535/ringo-asked-ali-out-on-a-date-to-motel-69-he

Cooke/Bellum part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178111549885/ringo-so-you-know-that-di-and-i-have-slept

Cooke/Bellum part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178111863875/carlo-gets-plenty-of-life-advice-from-the-grown

Cooke/Bellum part 4: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178113526805/ringo-dot-want-to-go-out-for-breakfast-dot

Player part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178135890840/wendy-don-and-donald-went-out-for-dinner-in

Player part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178135968410/wendy-and-don-were-quick-to-head-to-bed-once-they

Player part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178136154790

Newson Beech/Garcia part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178316572980/lucas-took-ettie-on-a-play-testing-date-of-the-new

Newson Beech/Garcia part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178316885280/meanwhile-back-at-home-garrett-and-rainbow-had

Newson Beech/Garcia part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178316995960/in-the-morning-garrett-had-the-day-off-but

Hart, Ash: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178320959990/ash-and-blossom-hart-headed-to-bed-early-to-try

Hart, Ad part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178338763790/dawn-dale-baby-can-i-talk-to-you-dale-yeh

Hart, Ad part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178338888600

Hart, Ad part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178339216305/happy-birthday-dale-i-rolled-for-his-aspiration

Unity, Jack part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178354948865/jack-and-rose-are-adjusting-to-parenthod-by-doting

Unity, Jack part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178355181960/they-still-manage-to-find-grown-up-time

Unity, Jack part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178355312170/in-the-morning-jack-marking-a-year-sober-went

Unity, Jack part 4: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178356079825/todd-look-what-the-cat-dragged-in-jack-hey

Unity, Jack part 5: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178356651775/jack-day-one-woah-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-day-one

Unity, Jack part 6: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178356678715/todd-welcome-back-jack

Unity, Jack part 7: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178356756720

Unity, Jack part 8: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178356902595/i-think-dale-and-jude-are-going-to-be-pretty

Iana part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178384875765/luis-can-be-a-pretty-good-father-when-it-suits

Iana part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178385561450/luisa-is-a-good-girl-and-perhaps-a-little-too

Iana part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178385677345/in-the-morning-a-heavily-pregnant-sue-popped

Iana part 4: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178385769520/she-had-barely-got-home-again-when-she-went-into

Iana part 5: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178385884085/happy-birthday-susana

Land, Sal part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178387983235/lacy-land-headed-back-to-work-today-leaving-her

Land, Sal part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178391540180/its-birthday-party-time

Land, Sal part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178391553655/and-here-they-are

Graham part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178391648430/progress

Graham part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178392305060/who-could-that-be-at-the-door-freddy-stuart

Graham part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178405422170/stuart-is-someone-going-to-tell-me-what-all-this

Graham part 4: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178405497480/caller-dallas-is-talking-mark-deal-with-him

Graham part 5: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178406290355

Graham part 6: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178406360580

Graham part 7: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178406374480/freddy-started-off-his-evening-happily-enough

Graham part 8: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178406428980/but-it-quickly-went-downhill-from-there

Graham part 9: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178416739750/anna-tossed-another-bottle-in-the-direction-of-the

Graham part 10: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178416843590/anna-nodded-and-the-two-of-them-came-into-the

Graham part 11: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178417070010/the-two-police-officers-sat-down-on-one-sofa-the

Graham part 12: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178417120155/anna-marched-across-to-freddys-room-and-dumped

Matrix/Wheels part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178450367040/crystal-mrs-newson-im-sorry-for

Matrix/Wheels part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178453842930/i-think-overall-lexis-first-meeting-with-her

Matrix/Wheels part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178453981955/davy-gets-points-for-trying-anyway

Ottomas, Alice:  http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178548143095/alice-cash-and-samantha-spent-their-thursday

Ottomas, David: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178566005465/and-now-for-some-more-ottomai

Notes part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178572208720/it-was-a-quiet-evening-in-at-the-notes

Notes part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178572579265/on-thursday-cliff-took-the-day-off-work-so-he

Notes part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178580465170/happy-birthday-reed

Hart/Gutenberg part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178580732240/iain-so-how-long-did-ali-say-shed-be-happy-to

Hart/Gutenberg part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178580907980/meanwhile-the-newly-weds-had-matching-woohoo-in

Hart/Gutenberg part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178581056815/crystal-ended-up-spending-the-night-no-use

Hart/Gutenberg part 4: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178581144765/arden-and-eleanor-were-hungry-after-their-hot-tub

Hart/Gutenberg part 5: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178581315910

Hart/Gutenberg part 6: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178581479330/after-an-unsuccessful-job-hunt-eleanor-headed-out

Gutenberg, Eoin: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178595703860/after-spending-their-evening-studying-eoin-and

Matrix part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178644761375/when-neo-naggedreminded-dot-about-that-dog-shed

Matrix part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178669542465

Matrix part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178669574220/in-the-morning-john-went-to-work-neo-went-to

Matrix part 4: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178669632485/mouse-whos-a-good-boy-then-woof-woof

Matrix part 5: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178669774570/the-problem-with-these-two-is-that-their

Gavigan, Reuben part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178689843470/di-got-home-from-work-hungry-exhausted-and-with

Gavigan, Reuben part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178689930070/in-the-morning-reuben-had-to-go-to-work-so-he

Gavigan, Reuben part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178689938925/its-a-girl-her-name-is-martha

Gavigan, Reuben part 4: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178689998540

Land/Cooke part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178762005560/its-ruby-sully-and-baby-reuben-time

Land/Cooke part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178762073905/sully-didnt-have-work-until-thursday-afternoon

Land/Cooke part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178762206845

Hart, Aiken part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178792243560/kate-and-aikens-first-night-in-the-new-house-was

Hart, Aiken part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178792370780/congratulations-to-the-new-mr-and-mrs-hart

Hart, Aiken part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178792870645/despite-the-bathroom-logjam-they-raised-the-roof

LGU:

Part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178857093860/its-lgu-time-first-up-the-frat

Part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178857124085/the-following-morning-roman-headed-out-on-a-date

Part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178857627740/guy-had-something-to-ask-him

Part 4: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178863677575/they-then-had-an-engagment-to-consumate

Part 5: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178889417485/teenys-always-up-for-hearing-new-dirty-jokes

Part 6: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178889660610/edward-figures-the-best-way-to-help-teeny-make-her

Part 7: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178889700585/you-know-like-three-times-in-a-row-teeny-cant

Part 8: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178889734585/when-roman-got-back-from-class-guy-was-still

Part 9: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178889890550/davy-met-a-cute-girl-whilst-wandering-around

Part 10: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178891153495/when-he-got-home-davy-threw-a-toga-party-the

Part 11: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/178891503090/davy-loves-college

Part 12: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/179011911620/selma-and-dakota-quickly-settled-into-sorority

Part 13: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/179012201745/teeny-figured-the-best-way-to-figure-out-her

Part 14: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/179012459370/teeny-took-a-day-to-mull-things-over-and-then

Part 15: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/179012709895/it-remains-to-be-seen-how-george-will-feel-about

Part 16: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/179022455600/next-up-dayton-and-silas

Part 17: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/179036877880/angel-is-busy-enough-to-not-mind-living-alone

Part 18: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/179036969490/sometimes-though-you-need-more-company-than-a

Part 19: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/179037040765/the-next-day-angel-open-the-produce-stand-again

Part 20: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/179055383995/teeny-so-we-wanted-you-to-hear-this-from-us-and

Part 21: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/179081681165/after-talking-to-edward-and-teeny-george-headed

Part 22: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/179081919500/edward-figured-that-since-his-fiancee-was-hanging

Part 23: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/179081980315

Part 24: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/179082210800/when-edward-got-back-from-class-teeny-was-still

Part 25: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/179082560635/time-for-romans-grad-party

Part 26: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/179082682945/of-all-the-people-roman-could-have-chosen-to-take

Part 27: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/179185640545/at-the-sorority-dakota-and-selma-went-out-to

Part 28: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/179186243650/teeny-invited-edward-over-on-a-date-and-had-the

Part 29: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/179239912285/selma-dayton-im-ready-if-you-are-dayton

Part 30: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/179240040270

Part 31: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/179244719270/after-their-first-woohoo-dayton-and-selma-lost

Part 32: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/179245048990

[crazykendal]

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Why did you close the door the last time you closed one? so no little kids would rampage in Stripes or polka dots? stripes Do you care if people touch you when they’re talking to you? depends on who What is your gender? female Do you think that people think its obvious? i sure hope so haha

How long did your first date last? 0 seconds ;) Is your favorite color within 10 feet of you? yes Highlight of your day? my old friend came over Would you rather be on a boat or a plane? dood no boats those scare the f outta me, but ive never been on a plane Can you tell when girls (or guys) have eyeliner on? yes. Can you cook?

yikes uh.. nope How high is your ceiling? i believe 35 feet im some parts of the house Whats the worst job you can think of? honestly idk Do you swear a lot?  what the fuck are you talking about Does the last person you texted have an O in their name? HA no Is everything working in your house? i dont think so Would you rather have a pool or a trampoline? pool. Does pop give you energy? no..? TV show you love with a passion? the walking dead, and ive been watching the 100, but i love twd  a lot more Do you think you learned anything from the worst night of your life? yeah, im a fucking prick/dick head

Perfect age to get married? who the fuck knows

Is it safe to say you own over 20 pairs of shoes?  i own 3 or maybe 5.. i think Name a career path that women are known for taking. doctors?? idk Favorite type of cookie? chocolate chip, i can never make them because i always come close to burning the house down A quality you look for in choosing a significant other? if anyone can understand me im good What would I find if I looked in your pocket? no pockets What was your first word? yo wassup my homies. (I say that too much, but I have no idea) A musical instrument you wouldnt mind learning how to play? DRUMSSS Last time you went to 7-eleven? months ago A fast food restaurant that you hate with a passion? I kinda hate most of them equally Does everyone in your family have a job? yeah Going anywhere this weekend? im going to a legally blonde musical Is your room ever clean? yeah but usually never What does it mean when youre being quiet? im mad Last person you had a face to face conversation with? my cat Wheres your phone? dude idk ive been grounded for 2 weeks ahahahah Do you know the difference between your and you’re? yes i aint no dumb bitch How late did you stay up last night? 10 pm Anyone youre ready to kill? oh hell yeah Do you need to get a tan? yes What do you want? money and love Favorite TV show as a kid? dood idk

Whats a show that you absolutely refuse to watch? Strangers Things How many times have you been in love? once Go camping or go to a party? camping Do you remember how old you were when you started swearing? maybe when I was 12 How many years older than you would you date someone? I would like to date anyone in my grade, nothing over or less What was the last thing you pinky swore on? I dont swear to anything, ever, unless i care about the person usually more than my self Would you consider yourself a nice person? no. why is this even a question Are there a lot of mirrors in your house?  a lot more than I think there should be Has there ever been a serial killer in your house?  I sure hope not

Do you know anyone who looks like Adam Sandler? no True or false: Glee is annoying. true, ive never watched it but I know its annoying Last thing you cooked? grilled cheese Do you use slang often? maybe Wear glasses? yes hahahaha

About how old was the last person that hit on you? well.. no one has ever hit on me OH wait I cant say (this one girl maybe I don't her well oh god) What color are your headphones? black and red BLUETOOTH BITCHES Would you make a good teacher? Why? I would rather be some sort of leader than teacher Dont you hate those commercials that try too hard? lol some commercials are my life, like the life alert commercials. HELP IVE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP but yeah some over them are just to much Is the fan on? I have like a ton of fans on right now Any special reason why youre taking this survey? i have nothing better to do What does the last text message you sent say?  i was telling my mom that my little sister was being a pain in the ass and that i wanted pizza hahaha

Your friend needs you to run to the store to get a pregnancy test. Do you? which friend? Friend #1, id ask her who she fucked and be really surprised. Friend #2 I wouldn't even have to ask. Friend #3 I would be shocked and possibly upset. But id get them for all of them hahahaha Do you log out on facebook when you leave the site?  i dont use my Facebook What color are your underwear? white How short are your nails? short Do you like the opposite sex to be dominant or you the one in control? funny you ask that, id rather have the opposite sex dominant and id rather be dominant with same sex.. yep Favorite holiday? Christmas If I asked you to point to Ohio on a map of the US do you think you could? yeah You're locked in a room with spiders. Do you have an issue? spiders don't really bother me, depends on size tho Do you wear your most expensive item of clothing often? uhh Do you eat a lot of food? no THERE'S NO FOOD IN OUR HOUSE

Have your parents ever tried to control your relationship? well like a relationship relationship? maybe Have you ever had to give someone directions before? yes i forget everything but I know how to give directions like a mastermind Speaking of which, are you good at understanding driving directions? ive never driven before because im too little!! in two years i can tho hahah How many people do you text daily? usually none Do you play any instruments? Which instruments do you play? nothing Is there anyone who you call by their last name? no What did you do on your last birthday? I dont remember I think I had a sleepover tho Which of the Seven Deadly Sins do you commit the most? what Has anyone ever told you that you’re incapable of whispering? no What is your least favorite subject in school?

math and science Have you ever been involved in a custody battle before? depends Do you know a couple who constantly sucks on each other’s face? what the actual fuck When was the last time you watched a YouTube video? a few days ago Have you ever babysat a newborn baby before? no

When was the last time you held someone’s hand? does my cat count How many meals have you eaten today, so far? none and it’s 1:05 pm Do you think it’s stupid for people to call others “hot?” no because they might actually be hot hahaha Do you personally think Wikipedia is a reliable source? yeahhh? depends Have you ever shopped at Wet Seal before? Did you like it? wtf is that Do you care about spending money if it’s someone else’s money? yeah What is your favorite Disney movie of all time? dude I dont really like Disney movies so none When you were a child, did you ever want to become a wizard/witch? wtf no Would you rather have hardwood floors or carpet? i have both in my house Who was the last person you yelled at? Why? my little little sister As a kid, did you ever go to camp? no Have you ever made out in a movie theater before? no Are you currently trying to learn to play any instrument? no. When was the last time you went somewhere you thought was haunted? hmm a few months ago Who was the last person to compliment you? idk that was over a month ago How old were you when you got to go on your first date? never have and I bet I never will :( Would you call your parents over-protective or under-protective? over protective helpppp Did your parents ever let you play in the pits of those multicolored balls? what Have any of your siblings ever had a crush on your significant other? chandler riggs or alycia debnam-carey? Are you the jealous type? yeah When was the last time you felt like you were high on life? when clarke and lexa had sex mwahahaha what Do you know someone who cares about themselves more than their child? yeah haha we have their kid now Do you still watch cartoons on television? no What do you usually order at Taco Bell, if you go there?  i dont like taco bell Is there anyone currently annoying you? yes Do you have freckles? no :’( How many dogs do you have, if any at all? imaginary doggos Have you ever witnessed someone being beaten up? i couldn't say I witnessed someone being beat up I usually beat up things Do you think biting is weird or sexy? well it depends on who Would you rather be called hot or beautiful? hot but im neither hahaha Have you ever had a pet turtle before? yes Do you still sleep with your parents when you’re scared sometimes? no. Have you ever met someone with two different color eyes? nope. Have you ever felt like someone was following you? yeah

What color shirt are you wearing at the moment? white Do you enjoy going school shopping? sometimes Do you think Pug dogs are adorable or just plain ugly? I LOVE PUGS my grandpa has some and I love them so much Have you ever met someone who completely resembled their pet? haha ive never thought of that but maybe What was the worst substance you’ve spilled on yourself before? bleach Have you ever made out with more than one person in one night? no Do you think there is a soulmate out there for everyone? no defiantly not me

Do you like short or long surveys the best? long Have you ever bought fake money and tried to make it pass for real? no Are your siblings nice the majority of the time? depends on who Do you freak out when a thunderstorm comes along? no i live for thunderstorms How often do you shower? every other day Have you ever had to sell something for a school fundraiser? maybe How many sodas do you usually drink in one day? sometimes one but usually never Have you ever met someone who was completely weird all-around? yes shes a good friend of mine Do you ever watch any soap operas? i have no idea what that is Have you ever met someone who was mean to everyone? yes. (me) thats not trueee though <3 Do you usually have a low tolerance for pain or high tolerance? I dont care whenever I get injured Would you rather eat or sleep? i dont care Are you one of those die hard Twilight or Harry Potter fans? no just no

Do your parents ever force you to talk to your grandparents? I have one grandpa and a step grandma and I dont really know her that much but I never really see them Do you think long surveys are boring or entertaining? it depends on the questions. Have you ever learned that someone had lied to you all along? i feel like someone has been lying to me but I dont know if its true or not Have you ever wanted to be a lawyer? no. Have you ever had to bail someone out of jail before? no. Is there anyone in your immediate family who was adopted? yeah Do you know anyone who doesn’t have any common sense? yes my same weird friend, oh and me :) When was the last time you bought something? Monday Do you think you look anything like your parents? kinda What are your plans for this weekend? i answered this What color is your significant other’s hair? Chandler Riggs and Alycia Debnam-Carey both have brown hair. Woah ive never thought about this but every single person ive ever crushed on was a brunette Have you ever applied for a job at Walmart before? no. Would you ever become a foster parent? id rather be a foster parent than give birth but I fucking hate kids (maybe that's why I hate myself) Are you ashamed of anyone in your family? yeah my cat Bub he attacks my other cats Would rather talk to someone on a landline or a cell phone? cell Has anyone ever given you a psychiatric assessment? no What is your favorite amusement park?  i dont know Did you ever have braces? I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET THEM OFF THIS MONTH BUT NOOOOOO What is cuter: kisses on the forehead of the cheek? i like both? why am I answering to this Do you believe in evolution or creation? evolution, there was never a god who created anything

Would you rather take a bath or a shower? Why or why not? shower, I dont have time for baths Does it bother you when people touch your personal items? depends. When was the last time you did something sexual? ..depends on what.. Do you collect anything? What? snapbacks Are you better at hand-drawing things or painting? I cant paint to save my life Have either of your parents ever called you a failure before? oh my god all the time! They tell me that more than compliments Have you ever suspected someone of cheating on you? no. When you get married, will you convert your last name? depends on who :) Are your parents divorced, married or separated? married Has someone ever left a relationship with you for someone else? no. What’s the most painful thing you’ve ever experienced? from december 5, 2002 all the way to today When was the last time you went shoe shopping? like 4 weeks ago Are you a part of any clubs at your school, if you still go to school? like in 7th grade CREATIVE WRITING CLUB oh man Do you know someone who wears a wig? no What is your best friend’s last name? nakamura. its my cat haru When was the last time you cried? For what reason? awhile ago because im a fucking baby, just because im going to a different school than a friend of mine who im going to tag mwahaha sucks to be you IM LOOKING BACK AT THIS ITS NOT TRUE IT WAS THE LEXA DEATH SCENE

What is your favorite shop to go to at the mall? forever 21 What time do you usually go to bed on the weekends? like 10 or 11 Have you ever considered suicide? not much? Have you ever been raped before? no. Would you ever consider becoming a marine biologist? no if i ever see those words again im going to fuck someone up. (my dad wants me to be one but im deathly afraid or the ocean) Did you carry a lunchbox as a child? yes. What is your favorite ‘sweet’ to eat? idk Are you someone who usually eats when you’re bored? no Have you ever eaten your way through a breakup? no. Who was the last person you texted? my mom Do you usually buy popcorn when you eat at the movie theater? yeah Did you sleep alone or with someone last night? alone. What kind of dressing do you eat on your salad, if any? none Are you someone who constantly likes to wear hats? no what are talking about im not wearing a hat at all Have you ever seen a Lifetime movie that relates to your life? what What is your Myspace URL? never had one Are you someone who likes to wear dresses more than pants? hahaha if i ever have to wear another dress again im going to kill myself Have you ever dated someone who was way overprotective of you? never fucking dated alright What was the last thing you touched besides your keyboard? my HAT When was the last time you witnessed a fist fight? never..? Do you know anyone who lives in the state of California? bitch I do

Are you waiting for a text right now? no Is it your summer vacation right now? yepp fucking kill me Do you like traveling? love it, more time I can listen to to musicccc What color are the walls of the room you’re in right now? dood i think grey, im looking now and its hard to tell Do you still make mix cds? no. Are you eating or drinking anything right now? no

Do you go to church regularly? no i dont believe in that stuff Who’s your best friend? haru Are you determined? yeahhh...

Are you always looking for/in a relationship, or do you like being single? id love to be in a relationship but i hate so many people and a ton of people hate me and I bet i never will Ever had your heart broken? yeah Even broken someone else’s heart? oh god yes Are you confident? not really When’s the last time you smiled? today. Are you tan? no

Any big plans for today/tonight? I want pizza What’s the background on your computer? oh I recently changed it to lexa and clarke from the 100 Do you have days where you just want to listen to sad songs? yeah Don’t you hate when your plans fall through? sometimes Ever maxed out a credit card? no How old are you? older than time itself Who’s the last person you kissed? my cat Are you hoping they will also be the next person you kiss? no Do you ever actually go on dates? no

Im going to tag @rottentulips because I finally found a really long question tag for her to do so you're welcome ;)

[thylacoleo]

BOTW Horse Taming & Customization- Updated!

There’s other horse guides out there, but I’m going to try and compile information into one big old comprehensive horse taming and customization guide for ease of access. The guide is under a readmore because it got really long.

This guide will cover:

Taming & Registering A Horse

Horse Stats & What They Mean

Customization

Special Horses

Other Horse Mechanics

I. TAMING AND REGISTERING A HORSE

First things first- you need a horse. The rest of this guide is pretty useless if you don’t have one. BOTW pretty much plops you into the open world without explaining a majority of the mechanics, so capturing your first horse without looking up how might be confusing.

There are two ways to capture a horse- Steal one from a bokoblin, or sneak up on a wild one. I highly recommend capturing your own horse, as bokoblin horses, while easier to tame, have worse stats.

STEP 1- FIND AND PICK A HORSE

So you’ve located a herd of wild horses. Pick out the one you want to target. A universal fact is that appaloosa (spotty butt/flank) and paint (patchy flank) horses are easier to tame but weaker. Solid color horses of any color are harder to tame but stronger.

Essentially

Spotty horse = easy to tame but weak

Solid horse= harder to tame but stronger

After you’ve picked out the horse you want, its time to actually get after it.

STEP 2- CATCHING A HORSE

To catch a horse you’ll need to sneak up behind her while crouching. It sounds simple enough, but stealth in BOTW is calculated by several things.

Rule 1 is to keep out of the horse’s line of sight. This also includes all the other horses with it, as they will react if one of their herd members gets spooked. Its often easier to separate the horse you want from its herd and then head after it.

Rule 2 is to check your stat boosts. Armor and food can increase your stealth. The sheikah armor is a set of stealth armor found in Karakiro Village that I highly recommend you grab, because it makes horse taming about 50 times easier. But if you can’t afford that, I would highly recommend you cook up some sneak boosting meals.

Rule 3 is to keep the weather and time in mind. Rainy weather actually makes it easier to sneak up on things. Night time does NOT make you stealthier, but skeletons have an annoying habit of popping out of the ground and scaring horses away, so I’d save your horse taming adventures for daytime.

So you’ve managed to sneak up on that horse. Here’s how you actually tame the darn thing.

1. Click A once you are close enough for the prompt to appear

2. Once on, jam the L button (at least on the Switch, I’m unsure about the WII U) to soothe the horse. Soothing takes stamina. If you haven’t upgraded your stamina, make sure to bring STAMINA POTIONS. Take them BEFORE you run out of stamina and get bucked off. Generally, the longer it takes to soothe a horse, the better its stats.

If all goes well, the horse will have pink hearts appear around it, signaling that it is tame. HOWEVER, there is still one more step to complete before the horse is truly yours- register it!

To REGISTER a horse, ride it to the nearest stable and speak with the man at the desk. You will be charged 20 rupees for a saddle and bridle, and prompted to name the horse. Horses CANNOT be renamed, so pick something you like. This is also where you’ll first be able to check the horses stats, which brings us into the next part of this guide.

II. HORSE STATS AND WHAT THEY MEAN

So you have your trusty steed saddled and named. Or about that. Maybe you’ve noticed while registering your horse is has these strange 3 qualities, with a number of stars after each.

Every horse has innate stats that cannot be altered. These stats can range from 1 star (worst) to 5 stars (best). Better horses tend to be in more dangerous places.

But what do each of these stats do?

STRENGTH determines the amount of charging damage your horse will do to an enemy. It may also determine your horses HP (yes, horses can die) but I’m unsure about this.

SPEED determines your horses movement speed. A horse with a higher movement speed dashes faster.

STAMINA determines how long your horse can dash for. This stat can be checked right after you tame your horse by spurring it into a gallop. The orange icons that pop up at the bottom of your screen indicate how many stars in stamina that horse will have.

The bottom bar will tell you your horses TEMPERAMENT. Horses can either have gentle or wild temperaments. 99% of the time, spotted horses will be gentle, while solid colored horses wild. Temperament isn’t all that important, as maxing out your bond with your horses will (mostly) negate the ill effects of a wild tempered horse.

Finally, BOND will show you how much your horse loves you. Bonding with your horse is incredibly simple. Soothe it while it is acting up, or when it does something good like jumping or dashing. If you soothe your horse lots, it will be max bonded in no time. You can also feed your horse apples to improve your bond quickly.

Hooray, your horse now loves you. But maybe you’ve gotten bored of your horses basic looks? Fear not, because BOTW has you covered on that front.

III. HORSE CUSTOMIZATION

BOTW even lets you customize your horse. How cool is that!!! Very. My inner horse girl squealed with joy when I learned of this feature, which for some reason the game completely neglects to tell you about.

First things first, only a MAX BONDED horse can be customized. Get that bonding out of the way so you can spruce up your equine pal all nice. Once you’ve got that bond, head on over to Outskirts Stable. Only certain stables will let you customize your horse, oddly enough, and Outskirts Stable is the only one I can name off the top of my mind.

Once you get to the stable, walk your horse (it has to be in the general vicinity) over to this girl.

A small conversation will always play about how she will check your horse’s bond, etc. If you’ve maxed out your bond, a customization menu will appear.

You can change 3 things about your horse- MANE, BRIDLE, and SADDLE.

You will automatically have every mane style unlocked. They are as following:

THE NORMAL MANE

THE LONG MANE

THE MOHAWK MANE

THE FRENCH-BRAIDED MANE

THE FLORAL MANE

THE BRAIDED MANE

There are also color-dyed variants of the long mane in orange, blue, green, and purple.

But you don’t start out with every saddle or bridle. These have to be bought or won by various means. There are 4 sets of saddles & bridles I know of, and I’ll detail how to get them (and show off pictures of them) below.

THE BASIC SADDLE & BRIDLE are the ones you get with every new horse. Hence, basic.

THE ROYAL SADDLE & BRIDLE

These require the completion of the quest The Royal White Stallion (which will also net you one of the 3 unique horses in the game, which I will touch on later). Luckily, The Royal White Stallion quest can be started by speaking to an old man right at Outskirts Stable. There’s more info on this quest in the special horses section later in this guide.

THE EXTRAVAGANT SADDLE & BRIDLE

These require you to head to the Highland Stable in the Faron region (far mid south) and speak to a man there about a horse jumping course. Completing the course in under 1:30 seconds nets you the bridle, and under 1:15 seconds will get you the saddle. Here is the map location of Highland Stable.

THE MONSTER SADDLE & BRIDLE

These can be purchased from Kilton at Fang & Bone for mon. To activate Kilton, head over to Skull Lake at night time and talk to him. From then on, he will appear at various places during the night time only to sell you special items and apparel. You can find him every night on the beach below Tarrey Town. Note that Kilton doesn’t accept rupees, so make sure you bring monster parts to exchange for his own special currency in order to be able to buy this set. Kilton can first be found right around here.

UPDATE- THE KNIGHTS SADDLE AND BRIDLE

You get this set by completing the mounted archery minigame, found at the Mounted Archery Camp (the same place you activate the Giant Horse quest as well). This minigame is... frustrating to say the least. You’ll need to hit 20 targets for the bridle and 23 for the saddle.

The Mounted Archery Camp is found here

These are all the tack sets that I’ve found throughout my adventures. I know there is also a set available with the rider amiibo, but I don’t own that and have no screenshots of it.

IV. SPECIAL HORSES

There are three special horses in BOTW, two of which you can get within the game and one you need an amiibo for.

EPONA

Strength- 4 stars

Speed- 4 stars

Stamina- 4 stars

Temperament- Gentle

Nameable- No

Customization- No

The first of these special horses is the one and only Epona. To get Epona you need the basic Link amiibo. If you have that, you can summon her one time only around the Riverside Stable. Once summoned, just hop on her and she will be instantly tamed and register-able. Don’t forget to register her right away or she will disappear forever.

Epona comes with a solid 4 stars in each stat, and a unique gentle personality that wont be found in a solid colored horse anywhere else. She also comes max bonded and with her own special saddle & bridle. She cannot be renamed or customized in any way (she is perfect as is).

THE ROYAL WHITE HORSE

Strength- 4 stars

Speed- 3 stars

Stamina- 5 stars

Temperament- Wild

Nameable- Yes

Customization- Yes

This horse is part of the same quest that gets you the royal saddle and bridle. Speak to the old man t Outskirt’s stable to trigger this quest. He will request you find a descendant of Zelda’s white stallion because he has always wanted to see such a majestic horse.

To find this horse, head here.

You will spot it all alone, and as the name implies it is uniquely white colored with a tan mane. This horse requires a lot of stamina to tame, so make sure to bring stamina potions if you aren’t upgraded several times. Sneak up on it like any other horse, and tame it.

(On a somewhat related note, if you head slightly north of where the stamp is, you’ll encounter a ruined park with a horse statue where one of the 12 memories are located. This memory has something to do with Zelda’s old white stallion, go figure.)

Once you have the horse tamed, ride it back to Outskirts stable and register it. Have it taken out and ride it over to the old man to complete the quest and also earn the royal saddle and bridle. You can customize this horse like any other horse, unlike Epona and the third special horse. Here’s a bad screenshot of my white horse.

THE GIANT HORSE

Strength- 5 stars

Speed- 3 stars

Stamina- 0 stars, this horse is unique in the fact that it cannot dash

Temperament- Wild

Nameable- Yes

Customization- No

The third special horse is another horse triggered by questing. Head down to the Faron region and if you stick to the main road you’ll come across a place called the Mounted Archery Camp. Speak to a man there and he will give you a quest about a giant horse.

Once you’ve activated the quest, head to this area. (Make sure you ride a good horse here, you’ll have to zip past two Lynel to get to this place)

Like the royal white horse, this horse is tamed like your average horse. It also requires a good amount of stamina so make sure to bring potions. Once tame, walk it over to the Mounted Archery Camp to complete the quest, then to the nearest stable to register it. This horse can be named, but its mane is not changeable and it has its own unique tack. It’s also very large and Ganondorf colored.

There are other special mounts in the game, but these are the only 3 register-able ones. There are skeletal horses and a special ethereal horse goat thingy called The Lord of The Mountain. You can even ride deer and bear if you’re sneaky enough, but these creatures will dash off as soon as you dismount.

PART V. OTHER HORSE MECHANICS

So that about covers most of the horse guide. But here are a few extra things that might help you utilize your horse a little better.

1. Horses can path on roads. This one is pretty well-known, but I’ll point it out anyway. if you steer your horse onto a road and then stop fiddling with the controls, your horse will follow the road on its own until it no longer can. You can also use this trick to sometimes let your horse path its way out of a stuck position, or up a rocky cliff-side. This doesn’t always work though.

2. If your horse gets stuck, hit it with something to move it forwards. Lets say your horse is like REALLY stuck. Or you really want it to go down a mountainside, but it just wont. You can fix this. Take out a weapon (I recommend a Korok Leaf- you can kill your horse if you hit it too much or too hard) and slap it in the butt. Your horse will charge forward regardless if there’s a steep cliff in front of it or not. Horses don’t seem to take fall damage, so don’t worry about that.

3. Drop apples in front of your horse to bond with it quicker. A pretty simple mechanic, just hold and drop an apple in front of your horse in order to feed it. This will boost your bond a bunch.

4. Jump off your horse to grab high up fruits. This one’s a little silly, but if there’s a tree full of apples and you cant seem to reach some of them, you can hop off your horse and launch yourself upwards to grab them. If you land on your horses back, you wind up automatically mounted once more.

5. @ the-vanilluxe-treatment  pointed out that you can feed your horse an endura carrot for three extra spurs! This resets once you board your horse or expend them, but it’s still a neat thing to know and be able to do.

That’s it for now... but I’ll probably edit this if more info becomes available. Feel free to make comments on this if you know stuff I haven’t included here!

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If your using bare hands then obviously a pet store of corse but if your packing a low caliber gun a fast food shack will do Eating gator is similar to shooting someone in the head, overkill is not just a form of justice its also tasty You could always shoot and snare gators like everyone elsIe does, just never was my thing but if your thirsty I recommend anything wet! [the boogoti basics of alligator dinner delivery] ! They're gators whos brought you the stars, shocked us with lightsabers and made the best of friends betray us with horrifying betrayals The endless are nightmare creatures that helped the enemy nearly destroy us all, but did they because the enemy found a way or was it just there duty? You choose if they live up to their name my Florida Goon buddies and gator bait! In order for the endless to survive in our atmosphere they needed a host of history! 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Either way I recommend throwing it at the local fast food server after waiting for thirty minutes for ketchup sights at a human! That'll probably get you nastynet attention and cause an inter-forum pissing match about killing each other for fun Maybe this will help bring back honor amongst thieves or something but I just can't get behind that sort of social media popularity contest violence Using your gats I recommend shooting the gators skin to conserve ammo, That way when Captain Quatermain arrives with his treasure map you can just enjoy a Nice Hot Bath and get into the bath tub! Quatermain will reward you for every alligator tooth so don't have to strain your eyes scanning for their fangs, just take a nice relaxing bath after being in the wild and triumphing over nature tall man Soak it all in and read "The Man of the Neverlands" while soaking at Quatermain's place or if your an introvert read it in the tub It will be an experience to remember! to take with you! 40lbs of meat ain't gonna feed these boys or my dog Rex so I recommend skinning the carcasses for there hide and leaving the raw meat to rot which will attract more nearby alligators which I hunt again and again and again :) I hope this information helps you on your bounty hunt, I believe it provides a nice balanced approach to this form of entertainment score and turn it in to Captain Quatermain for a final legthlevative reward! They already started to turn the contents of the public stock pile into jerky, so no need to worry about keeping track of small perishable items like that The remainder will be divided evenly between the person who downs the most alligatoer count and whoever earns the final length reward! count and final reward RE: Miami : The hunt begins - Zalmora - 12-09-2017 05:01 PM Ideas sure, but thes ain't ideas MA! RE: Miami : The hunt begins - Boss 302 - 12-12-2017 09:30 PM (12-09-2017 05:01 PM) Zalmora Wrote: Ideas sure, but thes ain't ideas MA! service! 100lbs of meat just for turning in the kill count and lair location of the hunt that's one idea :) RE: Miami : The hunt begins - Zalmora - 12-12-2017 10:31 PM (12-12-2017 09:30 PM) Boss 302 Wrote: Odd wad alligator dinner delovery service! got an eatery in mind? RE: Miami : The hunt begins - geoduck - 12-15-2017 09:42 AM Everything to survive It's time for me to leave this city Danya is going to nuke it within the next few days Apparently there are some Alpha elites and a battle bus full of treasure hidden somewhere under the city , and now, before my eyes, blending in and rich tourists with their stupid smartphones have made all my skills obsolete This is why I hate technology If I had been born a few decades earlier, I wouldn't be worried about what to do with my life OK, no problem, they left plenty of needles around for people to stab themselves with It's been fun In conclusion: YOUR CITY IS GOING TO BURN ! Now things got more serious This guy left me a very serious message He wants to make sure I understand what he means The guilt and angst carries me across the Everglades with just enough food and water for a week Hiding under bushes to avoid the drone seems silly in this vast swamp, but there are places and ways The main thing is to stay alert But I only made it three days into this ordeal when I see something fierce Some sort of lumbering machine, cutting its way straight through the shrubs and greenery to create a path towards Temple mayor It's pretty nice, armored personnel carrier with some pretty big rust patches Using what little tech I have left, I examine the lumbering machine But that's normal, right? Otherwise it hasn't been used for seventy years! I go around to look for the old road again It's not like I have many options That monster is pretty big and compact, so it'll probably be a little while before it exits the shrubs completely I feel very vulnerable out here and getting hungry again, so I need to hide as soon as possible I find the overgrown path leading out of these shrubs, or at least where it should be Guess something else took up that job Oh; I see you stalker You sneak up on me at every chance you get, then eat my flesh when I'm not especially looking You look different to each unit, but to me you look like a tiny little nematode that flooded my workplace one time Kept killing the roots and young shoots when bioethanol was needed most But back to the here and now You'd part of the fuel that drove Misa to madness I smell flesh burnt by UV You're back and there's only one of you Wish these old eyes were a little sharper at times, should have spotted you immediately HUNGRY! RE: Miami : The hunt begins - Hopecrusher - 12-15-2017 10:25 AM Not good Your overview paint scheme is a dead giveaway after all Still managed to surprise me and that's not easy Hey wait, OWT does some of our hiring ever thought about working in security? Bleedingheart did when she first got here, but she found her calling in medical I dunno if they'd take you though, too many personal issues Might wanna work on that Anyhow, the vehicle wending its way through the shrubs is leading to one of the old temples guess you found the way in We started nuking eachother about the time colonists reached here, remember growing up with that? Yeah, no more temples Food production is kept carefully segregated due to this, but we left this one alone because it's so well hidden and has its own silent-flux generator wisely set up by the ancients Never expected folks to find it though Come on now, I'm going back to my hut back to Ozy Doesn't feel the same without Bleedingheart around Y'mind if I vent a little? Normally I'd record a song and play it for her, but she took the recorder with her on the trip here and it was forgotten until this week Her loss, gotta remember to tell Supply to list it as a non-critical device, can't have our medics losing hospital equipment! That trip to here certainly showed her a lot, that things weren't as peachy as she thought I wasn't sure about showing her Y'know she only resorted to revenge fantasies because she had nobody to vent to? Nobody to help process things, like when we were yanking arms off gangers or executing people for sport Really hate thissense of loss right now I'm going on Wonder if this was part of the reason Tom wanted isolation Guess happenings like these are good lessons, but I dunno, we should be absolutely sure next time Now I'm feeling guilty too Not that his plan worked Hey, let me play something for ya RE: Miami : The hunt begins - Green Eye - 12-15-2017 10:39 AM That hallway had to lead somewhere important Not like someone would just build a dead end in a hideout Like a secret panel! He checked the wall textures, button styles, the works nope, nope, and nope Must be here somewhere Behind this statue? Nope In the torch? ! He was so fixated on the torches that he missed a button in the floor Pushing it reveals a new passage way, leading even deeper into the hive So deep, that you can see walls built with modern materials Brand new in fact, not a sign of wear or tear Very strange for araidtoid tech Then again, this place defies explanation Is this where Tom spent his seed money? You press onward, ready for whatever lies beyond Hey! You recognize that armor Looks like Green Eye is taking a break from guarding the walls Huh, this is getting stranger and stranger Doesn't he realize this is meant to be a secret base? Oh wait, you're wearing stealth armor "Hey Green Eye, got any sal-- Oof!" You run into him before you can finish your sentence "Watch it, fool! Oh, hey you? What're you doing here?"

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REVIEWING THE CHARTS: 17th February 2019

We have a new #1, and a very busy week before the BRITs. Let’s get on with it.

Top 10

As I said, there’s a new #1 hit today on the UK Singles Chart – for its first week on both the #1 spot and the chart overall (Yup, it is a debut), it’s “break up with your girlfriend, i’m bored” by Ariana Grande, becoming her 18th Top 40 hit and fifth #1 (Second to debut at the spot this year). This is because of her incredibly successful thank u, next album, which was the most-streamed album of all time for a female artist, and is currently occupying all top three spots on the Billboard Hot 100 in America. Now that’s impressive, although it did sell a bit less than I thought at more than 300k+... also the album sucked, it was a strong four at best. I’ll talk more about it later.

This means that Ariana Grande has blocked herself at #1, in fact has pushed herself off, as “7 rings” is down a spot to number-two.

Surprisingly, Lewis Capaldi enters the top three with “Someone You Loved”, up six spots to number-three. The album’s out soon so expect this to hit the top.

Sam Smith and Normani’s “Dancing with a Stranger” is down one space to number-four.

At number-five is where Mabel stays since last week, with “Don’t Call Me Up”.

Calvin Harris and Rag’n’Bone Man’s “Giant” is down two spaces to number-six.

Also down one space to number-seven is “Wow.” by Post Malone.

Now we have our second top 10 debut by Ariana Grande, “needy”, also from the album thank u, next. It’s at number-eight, and is Grande’s 19th Top 40 hit and 12th Top 10 hit. We’ll talk more about it later.

Unfortunately due to Grande and Capaldi, two good songs are barely hanging on at the end of the top 10. Mark Ronson and Miley Cyrus’ “Nothing Breaks Like a Heart” is down one space to number-nine.

Billie Eilish’s “bury a friend” is also down three spaces to #10, rounding off our top 10.

Climbers

Well, there’s more than I expected to be on this week specifically, but there’s not all too many. “Going Bad” by Meek Mill and Drake is up five spots to #13, probably because of the video, while possibly due to awards season, Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper’s “Shallow” is also up five spots to #21, “Grace” by Lewis Capaldi is up 14 spaces to #26. Then we have recent debuts like “Swervin” by A Boogie wit da Hoodie featuring 6ix9ine up seven spots to #27, “a lot” by 21 Savage featuring J. Cole up seven spots to #29 and “i’m so tired...” by LAUV and Troye Sivan up six spaces to #33, all of which I’m rooting for.

Fallers

I expected a LOT of these due to the sheer amount of new arrivals (There’s seven), and I mean, eh, we got some, mostly due to streaming cuts though. After a couple weeks, the UK Singles Chart makes the importance of streaming in a song’s chart placement lessen, if that makes sense, and this has happened to “Sweet but Psycho” by Ava Max down nine spaces to #11, Post Malone and Swae Lee’s Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse cut “Sunflower” down 13 spaces to #23, and potentially “Without Me” by Halsey down 11 spots to #28, this week. Otherwise, well, we have the fortunate five-space fall for “Undecided” by Chris Brown to #25, and falls for The Weeknd and Gesaffelstein with “Lost in the Fire” down 11 spaces to #35, as well as Kehlani and Ty Dolla $ign’s “Nights Like This” down eight spots to #38. I’m almost sad that song didn’t drop 15 spaces so I could make one of those awful quips about Ty Dolla $ign serving 15 years in prison for cocaine possession.

Dropouts

Streaming cuts also hurt “Close to Me” by Ellie Goulding, Diplo and Swae Lee, out from #27 (Peaking at #17), while “One Kiss” by Calvin Harris and Dua Lipa is out from #38 (Peaking at #1) – about time. Oh, I might as well say that whilst “thank u, next” by Ariana Grande did drop out from #28 (Peaking at #1), it’s not because it’s less popular now, it’s because that there are at least three more popular songs from the thank u, next album, and that’s all the UK Singles Chart allows at once. This is a good rule because it prevents album bombs, but it means the chart is less accurate in actually showing what people are listening to. I bet that song comes back next week anyway. Oh, and there’s more drop-outs: We have “Leave Me Alone” by Flipp Dinero out from #38 (Peaking at #30), “Saturday Nights” by Khalid out from #35 (Peaking at #31) and “18HUNNA” by Headie One and Dave out from #32 (Peaking at #6). These are all premature, so expect these come back, or at least one of them. Fredo’s “All I Ever Wanted” featuring Dave is out from #15 (Peaking at #15) after the album’s hype died down, whilst streaming cuts have pushed both “Hold My Girl” by George Ezra out from #23 (Peaking at #8) and “ZEZE” by Kodak Black featuring Offset and Travis Scott out from #21 (Peaking at #7) off the chart.

Returning Entries

The only returning entry this week is due to the tragic death of rapper Cadet at 25, whose passing has caused his song with Deno Driz, “Advice”, to return at #36. Rest in peace. Now, on a lighter note, here are our returning entries:

NEW ARRIVALS

#40 – “Thotiana” – Blueface

Hell yeah, Blueface, baby. Okay, so you know Blueface, don’t even say you don’t – you’re a filthy liar if so, because he has been all over the Internet due to viral videos of him rapping, because he doesn’t tend to rap conventionally, and he often has funny one-liners. There are purposeful off-beat moments throughout his songs, especially “Deadlocs”, but it’s mostly just inspiration from people like E-40 who would rap in a different way when they came across a beat that fit their unorthodox flow. Anyways, despite his most on-beat song to date, “Bleed It”, being an obvious contender for breakout hit, it seems like “Thotiana” has got the most traction, and hence, here it is. It’s been in the top 40 in the US for a couple weeks, and has got remixes from Desiigner, YG and even Cardi B (Who, by the way, absolutely kills it with an outrageous and hilarious verse, which I unfortunately can’t repeat any lines from because Tumblr might flag me with an adult content restriction – yeah, they’re that nasty). Despite that, it seems to be that the original version is the one that landed in the top 40. It’s obviously his first hit, and, to be honest, I love it to death. It’s barely two minutes and only consists of gliding pianos and smooth keys under a West Coast beat (With some banging percussion), as well as a slightly shrill synth, yet it feels so full, probably because of Blueface and all his ad-libs, including the iconic “Yeah, aight”. The hook is insanely catchy and beyond the meme, Blueface’s flow is great, somewhat complex at points and borders on spoken word in his verse, with so many references of what he says being “on the gang” that you’d think he has a verbal tic. This probably isn’t his funniest or most memorable song but it is a damn great one. Oh, but there’s also this:

Ain’t no runnin’, Thotiana, you gon’ take these damn strokes

Uh, yeah, well, um... Yikes, okay, I’m just going to leave it there. Great song, check it out. Check out the Cardi B remix though, it’s even better.

#37 – “Breathe” – CamelPhat and Cristoph featuring Jem Cooke

Damn, CamelPhat, I love these guys. Every song they’ve released that hit the charts has been some of the best EDM I’ve heard come out of the UK electronic scene in years, and they know how to make a fun, catchy dance song feel cinematic and in the case of songs like “Cola” with Elderbrook, almost avant-garde.  A lot of UK dance by more obscure names has hit the charts last year, and impressed me as well, especially Loud Luxury, so I’m excited to see what CamelPhat have got up their sleeves this time for their third top 40 hit, and the first for Cristoph and Jem Cooke.

Yeah, so, this feels oddly 90s at the start, with those nice warm synths, then the indie-pop singer of the week comes in with her raspy voice covered in reverb, with pretty much no build-up before we get to a deep bassline and finger-snaps come in, almost like a sped-up Chicago house beat. The beat increases in intensity with a higher pitched bass as the chorus comes in but there’s not really a drop, just a continuation of the instrumental, because it still feels restrained and isolated, despite the theatricality of the whole ordeal, and that really fits the title because it’s an anxious song, and it takes a damn long while for that tension release to come in. Unlike “breathin” by Ariana Grande from last year, that was also about anxiety and self-help, this isn’t repetitive to a fault, rather while Jem Cooke yells at herself that she needs her to breathe again, the beat is almost like a train pushing down the tracks and the finale climax when her vocals echo, “Again, again, again, again”, is the train hitting her and killing her. Grande’s song was a pump-up anthem but this is just a pure burst of self-frustration hurled at the listener, and while it’s nowhere near as good as “Panic Room” in expressing panic, isolation and anxiety (Yeah, it is kind of a retread), this is still pretty great.

#34 – “Who Do You Love” – The Chainsmokers featuring 5 Seconds of Summer

Oh, these seven guys again. Look, I like enough of both of these artists’ songs to give them a pass, but a collaborative single between the two is just a mediocrity sandwich. It’s not going to be anything interesting or new or even worthwhile, it’s just going to be a two-dude EDM duo producing for one dude called Luke or something with four other dudes (Who supposedly play instruments on any of their singles – yeah, right). This is the Chainsmokers’ ninth top 40 single in the UK and 5 Seconds of Summer’s ninth as well, and it kind of sucks. What a surprise. We start off promising with distorted piano, a deep 808 bass and what sounds like a high-pitched, siren-like guitar, with Luke crooning, until... it has an acoustic breakdown in which Luke has too many vocal effects put onto him for it to work, and he sounds too fast, like a lot of these EDM guys make people sound like... until, that weak drop with an unfitting build-up. It just sounds like all five seconds saying “Blam-blam, hoopty-doopty, doo-doo” in unison over some cloudy synths and an ugly bass wobble. I know that’s the point, but this song is supposed to be taken seriously, and I don’t think any of the seven dudes involved noticed that at any point. Chainsmokers, guys, you’ll never top “Everybody Hates Me” (Note that their best song isn’t supposed to be taken seriously... or at least I hope not). Blech, I hope this goes away, this really is not worth any staying power.

#30 – “Just You and I” – Tom Walker

Both this and his other song, “Leave a Light On”, were featured in advertisements, boosting their place on the charts. This one has an album attached to it. That should tell you all you need to know about boring singer-songwriter, Tom Walker, trying to get on that “Genuine white guitarist man” money that Rag’n’Bone Man and Ed Sheeran currently store in the safe, although unlike those two, he’s more electronic and more plastic. He’s a rip-off? Yeah. Is he an industry plant? I mean, I don’t like that term, but it sure seems like it. If not, he’s just marketed perfectly. Anyway, this song is his second top 40 hit and some fake acoustic guitar and fake handclaps complement Tom Walker’s slightly nasal and... mildly urban-Irish (???) voice and the piano... and yeah, no, it doesn’t exist. I hear this song and nothing witty is produced, there’s nothing of interest in my brain, I feel like my ears have just had a long string of nothing twisted through them. The “Drop” is just a chorus, this time, although it still feels like a drop because Walker isn’t saying anything of interest. Oh, yeah, and the two parts of the chorus feel really jankily attached, it’s like two halves of a chorus put together. Next.

#16 – “Talk” – Khalid and Disclosure

Oh, hey, a great song by two amazing artists, that’s good to see. So, this is R&B singer Khalid’s tenth UK Top 40 hit and Disclosure’s sixth, and it’s funky, smooth and fun as hell. It starts with a synth that is ripped straight from the 80s, then some keys come in and a clap, until Khalid starts singing with that sultry voice, although it’s in a higher-pitched and more emotive falsetto this time, with a slightly off-kilter bass when partnered with the synths, almost reminding me of future bass. Khalid sounds absolutely fantastic over this beautiful instrumental, with all the extra touches like the drum pattern finishing off with a repeated snare, kick and bass hit at the end of the chorus as a climax, the extra synth melodies added throughout the chorus that give the song so much more “Oomph” and groove to it. The song is joyful, danceable and I don’t care about what the lyrics say at all, but since I clearly don’t have all that much to say about the song other than “This is gorgeous and amazing and brilliant”, I might as well say that the subject matter may be unfitting, because it’s about having a talk about where the relationship is going, which isn’t necessarily as smooth, cute and glamorous as the song could paint it out to be, but there definitely is that off-kilter and quirky vibe to it that does add that sense of panic, despite how mostly chilled it is. That works well, actually. Yeah, check this out because this is the best song either of these guys have put out. If this has longevity in the US, it’s a contender for the top of my best list, because I doubt anything better will come along. Perhaps “bury a friend” and “a lot” could end up there? Who knows? It’s shaping up to be a pretty good year, though, so we’ll see.

#8 – “needy” – Ariana Grande

Ariana Grande finally finds her sound after years and four albums of having the inability to be cohesive or unique, years and years of having a wasted voice due to cluttered, messy and generic instrumentals provided to her by producers who don’t know what they’re doing, and... her albums still suck. Well, her fifth album is a disappointment, yes, and it’s also incredibly mediocre. It lacks a lot of substance, is inconsistent (It either has too much polish or not enough), has a few irritating instrumentals like “bloodline”, as well as once again, it has Grande’s great voice being put to the side due to light-weight trap beats like “7 rings”, for which Grande is forced to lose all of her natural charisma in order to fit on. There, that’s what I think of the album. Now, “needy” is not one of the worst on the album, but it is bad, and you can tell that right off the jump with its over-simplistic, toy-box melody that starts it off, and gets irritating quick, with not enough drowning it out. I like the pre-chorus, it’s pretty cool, but the finger-snaps are fake and pointless, with the borderline doo-wop vocals in the background adding nothing but volume. Someone tell Ariana Grande that her “Yuh” ad-libs should never be used again, please. They worked in “God is a woman”, but that’s the only time they worked, and will ever work. The subject matter is decent here, but I don’t think the beat fits it – because it doesn’t have a beat, really, there’s barely any percussion, and then it has an abrupt, pointless orchestral outro. Yeah, you can tell this album was finished in two weeks. It has a lot of moments like that.

#1 – “break up with your girlfriend, i’m bored” – Ariana Grande

Fitting title. Okay, so what’s the need for build-up, am I right? When it works, over-whelming the listener with the beat immediately crashing in is great. That’s when it has build-up, it never works when it’s just the song starting with bass and percussion immediately, without much reason. No, it doesn’t make sense in the context of the album either, because the song before it fades out. Anyway, so over a weak, discount Playboi Carti type beat with the flute (???) mixed so low that it essentially doesn’t exist, Grande raps with a rather concerning accent considering the blackfishing controversy, biting freaking Quadeca’s flow (I know - Out of all people?), with again, those cringeworthy ad-libs placed in empty spaces. Then it cuts to 16-bit chiptune pianos that aren’t used throughout the song, just in this section, for the pre-chorus, it just feels kind of worthless to have this here, it’s like it’s part of another song they spliced in (A better song, may I add). Oh, and that chorus is sickeningly annoying. I don’t care about the lyricism here as much as I should (Because it is pretty douchey, at least on the surface), but she sounds nasal with that elongated syllable melody that makes me just coil. I don’t like the backing vocals or echoes, either, sorry for the nitpicking but they feel like quick edits just to fill in empty space, especially that male “Hey” (or “Care”, or “Yeah”, I can’t tell), it’s added abruptly and cuts the beat out for no reason. The bridge wouldn’t be bad without that incessant and constant percussion pounding through it. I shouldn’t be this negative, Grande’s performance is okay, I guess, but, damn, this is awful. It doesn’t develop or even end properly, it feels like a bonus track on the standard version – because, yes, somehow this is what they chose as a fitting climax to the record. What a waste of studio time, and what a bad #1. Listen, UK, I didn’t like “7 rings” either, but at least it wasn’t this.

Conclusion

Man, I feel bad for doing so but Ariana Grande gets Worst of the Week for “break up with your girlfriend, i’m bored”, and screw it, Dishonourable Mention for “needy”. Nothing else is all that bad, so the Chainsmokers get away scot-free here, with Honourable Mention being tied and going to both Blueface for “Thotiana” and CamelPhat, Cristoph and Jem Cooke for “Breathe”. Best of the Week should be pretty obvious, but yeah, it’s going to Khalid and Disclosure for “Talk”. See you next week.

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Apple will no longer report iPhone numbers after sales went to 0%, and analysts are worried the era of iPhone growth is over (AAPL)

Apple will no longer report iPhone numbers after sales went to 0%, and analysts are worried the era of iPhone growth is over (AAPL)

Apple says it will no longer report iPhone sales numbers. The move can only be interpreted negatively. “Some people may fear that this now means that the iPhone units are going to start going negative year over year because it’s easier to talk about great things and not show the details of things that aren’t so great,” the Citi analyst Jim Suva said. Global data shows smartphone sales declining, and CEO Tim Cook has previously said he is comfortable with that. Apple announced Thursday night that it would no longer be reporting iPhone sales numbers — or sales numbers for any of its products — on future earnings calls. Investors hated it: AAPL stock tanked 7% on the news in after-hours trading and was still down 5% in premarket trading before the New York exchanges opened Friday. The disclosure can only be interpreted negatively. The Citi analyst Jim Suva summed it up perfectly on the earnings call Thursday night. He told CEO Tim Cook and CFO Luca Maestri: “Some people may fear that this now means that the iPhone units are going to start going negative year-over-year because it’s easier to talk about great things and not show the details of things that aren’t so great.” In a later note to clients, Suva said that the move “left investors speechless” and that “some investors will view this as a negative that the company is trying to hide information that in the past was so important to assess the company’s strength.” Friday morning, Walt Piecyk, the respected tech analyst at BTIG Research, agreed. He told the Financial Times , “It’s certainly not a good look for Apple in the eyes of consumers when analysts are quoting ASPs,” the average sales prices, “that are rising by double digits.” “By not reporting units,” he added, “it effectively removes the discussion of rising prices from mainstream media stories.” Read more: Tim Cook admitted Tuesday night that smartphone sales might shrink and, significantly, that he’s OK with it If Apple is worried the iPhone is entering a decline, then not reporting its sales numbers helps it avoid that negative PR. On Friday, many analysts openly worried in notes to clients that the move was an indicator that iPhone growth was over and that negative unit sales growth lay ahead. There is almost no other way to interpret the move On the call, Cook and Maestri tried to explain that they believed unit sales had become less important than total dollar revenue. There is some logic to this. In recent years, especially since the iPhone X was introduced, Apple has increased its revenue largely by raising the price of the iPhone, not by selling more phones. Actual sales have barely moved. This set of numbers from Thursday night’s earnings tells the tale: dollars going up but actual products flat or in decline: Apple said Thursday night that it would no longer be reporting these numbers. Apple Cook and Maestri tried to convince analysts that Apple’s other lines of business were increasingly important. Sales of “Services” — the App Store and other paid software downloads — increased by 17%, for instance. And, Cook said, the “installed base” of existing iPhones had become so big that it was more important for sales than the much smaller number of new units they sell every 90 days. The installed base is what is driving Services sales. People own an iPhone for years, and they continually pay to download music and apps. That is Apple’s growth business now. “Our installed base is growing at double digits,” Cook said. “And that’s probably a much more significant metric for us from an ecosystem point of view and the customer loyalty, etc.” Notably, Cook did not promise to replace the unit-sales stat with a new stat on the size of the total installed base. So, that’s Apple’s case. Cook has all but acknowledged the iPhone is in decline But here is the grim reality Cook did not talk about: The iPhone is most likely entering a decline. We know this because Cook came close to saying it on his previous earnings call , when he said of the smartphone market: “It’s an enormous sized market and whether it grows, from our point of view, whether it grows 1% or 2% or 5% or 6% or 10% or shrinks 1% or 2%, it’s a great market because it’s just huge. And so that’s kind of the way that I view that.” More objectively, smartphone sales data has been signalling the decline of the iPhone for years. The global context is that the iPhone rarely gets better sales than the smartphone market as a whole, and the smartphone market as whole is slowing down — implying that the iPhone will too. iPhone sales growth generally underperforms the market as a whole. Deutsche Bank / IDC Analysts hate it Analysts will hate this. Like it or not, the iPhone accounts for 59% of Apple’s revenue. Apple is the iPhone company, by definition. So when the company moves to conceal how the iPhone is doing, that’s bad. On Friday morning, the Wedbush analysts Daniel Ives and Strecker Backe called the pullback a “jaw dropper” and “frustrating.” “The Street will find this a tough pill to swallow this morning as the transparency of the Cupertino story takes a major dent,” they said, adding, “The skeptics will point to Apple doing this right at the critical juncture where higher ASPs are making up for slower unit sales.” Similarly, Nomura’s Jeffrey Kvaal and his team stuck the knife in. “We do not find Apple’s rationale for the reduced disclosure well considered,” they said. “We disagree with Apple’s view that a unit of sale is less relevant; on the contrary, we consider it an indicator of the health and growth of the ecosystem.” They added: “Consumers are not choosing a range of different iPhones at different price points like items in a shopping cart. Consumers are choosing only one iPhone; we care how much they pay.” Guggenheim’s Robert Cihra and Amil Patel said, “We think investors will dislike it as it could foreshadow trying to hide unit declines.” And Ben Schachter of Macquarie added, “Long time AAPL watchers will clearly be disappointed by this and the assumption is that units are very likely to turn negative for the near-mid-term and that is why AAPL is making the disclosure change.” Although Apple is getting increased revenue from iPhone, its unit sales are flat. Statista Some analysts have already hinted they no longer trust Apple Some analysts have signaled in the past that they no longer trust Apple’s numbers. In 2016, Ben Thompson of Stratechery and the Pacific Crest analysts Andy Hargreaves and Evan Wingren all said they thought Apple’s description of some iPhone sales metrics were misleading . And in 2014, Barclays’ Ben Reitzes had the temerity to ask Cook, ” Are you still a growth company ?” — implying that Apple had lost the ability to increase the market for iPhone. Now we may have an answer to that question. The iPhone has reached a peak, and Apple wants to leave it at that. This chart shows that the iPhone is the majority of Apple’s revenue. BI Intelligence

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