#like its a fucking football game
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baffled by people who (apart from their own club) only want to see man city to win the prem. i want my own club to win obvs but i would rather see literally any random club win it than sit back and watch football further fall to the evils of money and the knowledge that the richest man in the room will always win no matter what you do
#like......... no offence but are you fucking serious#it's all a game of relativity bc all these clubs are ridiculously rich and money seeps through every vein corrupting in its wake#but if a club has ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN financial fair play breaches on top of that? come on now#do you like football or do you just like your own club#yk what it is. f1 fan attitude
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Every masterpiece
Has its cheap copy
#I mean HSS:CA is still a massive dip in quality from its predecessors don't get me wrong#But even its worse aspects are Nobel Prize worthy compared to whatever the fuck MTFL did#plus MTFL reuses directly from HSS:CA too#MC having to tutor noah in history in order to save his spot on the football team#and the plot where MC and Mason and Noah get locked in the auditorium after their cellphones get confiscated due to being “distracting”#yeah sound familiar?#I have a whole list going of all the times MTFL feels like it reuses from the HSS franchise#I'm currently up to 10 rn and I'm only halfway through the replay#choices stories you play#choices#choices game#choices stories we play fandom#hss#choices stories we play#high school story#choices hss#choices high school story#choices high school story: class act#hss: class act#high school story prime#hss prime#hss class act#high school story class act#high school story: class act#hssca#choices hss:ca#hss:ca
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happy christmas eve i hope some of u get a grip from santa
#acting as if saka went out all guns blazing waiting to intentionally injure our players please be reasonable!#yes he did injure them but both times was unintentional no matter how u like to look at it. he is not a nasty or dirty player! he just isnt!#and for those saying he gets babied literally take one look at football twitter and how theyre behaving like he killed someone#and saying utterly vile things about him. 'what if it was reversed' it fucking is all the time!! he is consistently fouled and tackled badly#and treated unfairly by refs. why are u letting a draw in a football game get u this heated!!! stop being weird!!!!!#maybe bcus ppl saying this dont regularly watch arsenal but this happens to saka all. the. time. its not some thing arsenal players make up#the same happens to mo all the time!!! come on now and be reasonable and stop piling on a player who is already scrutinised#and make sure u fully understand a situation before commenting on it or just dont comment! because some of u sound very um strange!#this is all coming from a liverpool fan like you are doing TOO MUCH!!!#anyway happy christmas eve gjfgjfkg
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i actually won 4 tickets to the diamondback's baseball game by catching a ball at a school event (i suck at catching) and everyone proceeded to dogpile on me swarming me and trying to rip it from me and then kicking me when i laid on the ground with it under me like i was being attacked by a bear. until the teachers pulled them off.
i was like in 5th grade and i was just like. not phased by the other children assaulting me for tickets. i didnt even like baseball i wanted them for my grandma (she took me to the game anyways. even though I Don't Like Baseball)
this is not the only time i have been swarmed by children trying to assault and/or kill me. but it was one of the funniest because i was just unphased by it. i thought about it every time we had to go to the gym where it happened (they took us to the hs gym for it. fsr. even though my middle school was like. across town. i guess bc we didnt rly have a gym? idk)
#the only sport i like is soccer/football to the rest of the world#i do not care for literally any others#except tennis sometimes#unfortunately this is a curse in america bc anytime there is a soccer game on it Will be changed to some other sport#even if its the fucking WORLD CUP#AND THEY CHANGE IT TO A BASKETBALL RERUN
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When the band shirt smells like the inside of your uniform but call time is in two hours so there's no time to wash it
#JFHDGDHBDHD#I WOKE UP AND TOOK A SHOWER AND I FORGOT ABOUT IT#AND THEN I WAS PUTTING IT ON AND I WAS LIKE OH FUCKING SHIT THIS DIDNT GET WASHED AFTER THE FOOTBALL GAME#sigh#its dIII tho and also its fucking cold so ill probably have a jacket on the whole time anyway so its fine#but still#marching band
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tennis looks so fucking boring im sorry. cannot get on board with a sports event where there is no telling if it will end in one hour or five. and not only is there no telling but its also the most boring game to watch ever. so like you can rest assured that what you will be watching is just a ball travelling back and forth across a net but what you dont know is whether it will finish in time for you to get home for dinner or maybe your mother's birthday which is two and half weeks away
#so fucking glad wimbledon is over it feels like it goes on for fucking forever and it is so dull. and im not even a sports hater i know#this is not a jock website but i was as the usamericans would say a jock in school...i loved PE so much i love sport tennis is fun to play#even though im awful at it. but WATCHING tennis. you would have to probably pay me real money to be honest#most sports are so boring to watch imo though apart from certain olympic events..golf. rugby. cricket (worst sport ever hate cricket so bad#like what do you mean a football game lasts NINETY MINUTES. thats a feature length film except the film is just people kicking#a ball and maybe sometimes it goes into a net. and sometimes? it lasts 120 minutes. like be so serious. sorry im a sports lover but im a#watching-sports hater its just who i am. anyway happy no more wimbledon day to all who celebrate (ME)#(ridi's) bigmouth strikes again
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look the totliv game really upset me too but the idea of replaying it is fucking hilarious and stupid like trust me y'all will survive
#no fucking way they legit want to replay the game#if they lose again then what??? then its just really embarrassing#if it was a champs knockout stage game and they got knocked out cuz of it maybe I could see why#but its a prem game. y'all didnt get the points relax#<- “talking a sa united fan dur dur what would u know about points” SHUT UP LOSER#i feel like a lot of y'all can't separate ur feelings from logic#like you really want the match replayed???#DO YOU REALLY THINK THATS A GOOD IDEA#CUZ IT ISNT#anyways#daniel.txt#football#liverpool
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the cynical part of me is exhausted by how much money has been made on the taylor-travis thing and its just hard for any of it to feel real and genuine to me rn
#i'm in a mood cause i'm soing homework and open my dash to once again be only about fucking the nfl#which is one of the most evil companies ever and truly nasty pieces of work#but like i CAN'T#i deliberately do not pay attention to pro football because its disgusting#and now its shoved in my face#by people making money off of sensationalizing taylor's love life#and i'm supposed to be a good sport (pun intended) and play along to a point like a good fan#but i don't WANT to#i don't want to think its cute his brother is making jokes on twitter#because i don't#i don't WANT to see all the bullshit for the next week about her being at the game this week#I'm already EXHAUSTED#i always thought she'd end up with an artist#and i just hope to god this ends cause i can't live like this
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daily shuffle ting 📸
#im having a mid crisis when im not even middle aged n i dont wanna go back to school#good day and good night. i wanna sink into the floor#bc a football club i decided to support with my heart n soul has betrayed me n i dont even like to watch games anymore#also im reading a drarry fanfiction like im 13 again.#and my skin is awful. and and and im having a crisis n so many emotions that i dont even know where they stem from#i cant even smile properly anymore ive been facial training again bc ive slacked during covid n now —#i dont know how to my eyes have expresseds n i dont know how to smile or look like i care and i TOOK A HARDER HISTORY CLASS FOR NO REASONNN#I DONT EVEN LIKE HISTORYYYYYYYY#and i hate everything n ive been avoiding all my friends n texting ppl less n im just in a Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#i feel worthless n disgusting n my first thought when i wake up is 'i gotta take my acnetame and maybe if i deserve it i can shave my legs'#i naired one of them— my right. she is smooth in ways she hasnt been in a while. my left? chewbacca#n my school changed my passwords for my canvas so now tmr at 1:30 !! I GOTTA WALK UP THERE N GET MY NEW PERSONAL INFORMATION#the clothes i bought i didnt rlly like. but i just wanted to leave the store n make my grandmother happy. now im going into the school year#with clothes i hate n they dont feel gpod and theyre Not the right texture theyre too tight. But not in ways i love theyre too Tight.#n i .s.msneenen all my shoes r blk !!!! theyre all blk !!!!#sjsndjddjd and my hair !!!! my hair!!!!@ sjdjdjdu#God i just wanna lay in my room take showers n rot#roll around and hit myself on my headboard so hard i go into coma n i miss my entire year#n then i fuck off to hershey for chocolate bars and chocolate bags#cant even scrapbook right itsall paint its all paint n aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im in agony bc im not even saying whats rlly wrong with me#im focusing on the little problems and not the one it stims from. Like a web but if the spider only hang off the edge n never the middle#n everyone keeps talking at me n when i respond they yell at me for everything n i get pushed to the side#bc they hate whatever i have to say for whatever reason n wtv ig i hate them back. always pushing me down fuck them fuck them get out.#n now my friend is texting me her stuff after never speaking to me unless she has a problem#Anyways. sorry sorry. im whining im complaining im really depressed rn n def not in the right headspace to post any of this#or talk to anyone who is reading this. this probably doesnt make sense i left holes in my sentences#so sorry super sorry#that is a photo of me as a baby btw. it is the only one. please love her and maybe tell her she has nice eyebrows. she'd love that#we always take rlly good care of our eyebrows. thats a rule. we just plucked them today#anyways. see you. ill post hp gifs later n forger i ever felt bad to beginning. all of the best.
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rules: tag 9 people you would like to get to know/catch up with
thanks @bbdoll, @weindenburg and @deehya for tagging me!! 💞
last song: lent - autoheart
last show: richard osman's house of games 😭
currently watching: glow up: britain's next make-up star
currently reading: i don't read 💔 so i'm changing the question, current video game: noita
current obsession: uhhh procrastinating studying 😭 and papa's freezeria deluxe
tagging some people that i think are cool 👉👈 feel free to ignore me
@whiimms @rainymoodlet @futurelabs @plumdale @aniraklova @fizzytoo @elmleif
#are you proud of me i actually tagged people for once. even tho its not 9#tag game#i have some fucking headache#even a nap didn't fix it#probably because i spent so long in the sun yesterday#i went out to watch a football game#i was going to watch eurovision tonight but i think if i stay up my head'll explode#i did put a bet on finland to win though#so thats who i'm rooting for#ireland didn't make it in...... again 🙄#not surprised though. the song we entered was so boring#i saw someone say it sounded like something from kidz bop 😭#sim dump coming soon too
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NOOOOO HAITI NOOOOOO CHINA also wtf happened between zambia and japan that is just brutal
NOOOOOO VIETNAM
#kosms#biggest tragedy is that the usamerican team is like one of the absolute best on the womens world cup#you know good for them bc their male team can't ball to save their life#but yknow. I was unfortunately already expecting something like this#but also jesus fucking christ japan just crushed zambia. like oh my god. 5-0 is a. fucked up ass match#F in the chat for haiti and china tho#loosing to cross flag motherfuckers......#and then next they'll have to go against eachother (on 28/07)#I didn't get to catch these games either I just watched the highlights#because like. every single game is at the crack of dawn for me like guys I gotta sleep#the world cup is really like. idk how to say it but really unbalenced#not only is it a very new league compared to the mens one#some teams are just fucking leagues ahead of the others#and its just so. apparent.#but I mean. it does make for some fun games#and that is just the nature of sports#so....#LETS GOOO I LOVE FOOTBALL
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footballer!natasha romanoff, but it's her hands firmly resting on her opponent's waist while they wait for the ball to be kicked into the goal post.
#like they're not together but nat got her eyes on that one player and hasn't look back from teasing said player#she makes a pass?? hands 'accidentally' grazing the player's back#she scores her first goal of the game??? smirks at the player and she looks so fucking arrogant but its kinda hot ngl#and arguing with the ref cause shit is so unfair???#lifting her hands up when she tackles that one player like she didnt do sht#and that fucking face she makes!!!!#girls turning to lesbianism thanks to footballer natasha romanoff#footballer!natasha romanoff#i'm campaigning for footballer variant natasha forever
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thinking about this (in a totally normal way) (i am not)
#the story is nothing new i read an espn article abt it from like 2006 when i was doing research#interview left out the part where it was just the two of them in a car driving to indiana for two hours#chad roasting carson's music choices#but then they have a conversation about their futures and- oh wait that was in the fic whoops#nothing much just the liminal nature of being in a car#with only your eccentric teammate as company#it was like my thesis statement for the fic#but its interesting to see the interviewers bring it up#cant believe carson said peyton manning and marvin harrison were couple goals#only he would say that (football guy) (i know he meant in a football way idc) (obtuse ass mf)#also the way he pondered if a qb is supposed to talk to his wr once a quarter 💀 what the fuck no wonder we didn't win a playoff game w you#what kind of an offense are you running where you don't talk to your wr after almost every play bruh#breaking my silence... chad ran so modern day receivers could jog#he was very out there back in the day#i will have to watch the rest of this interview for research purposes (even if idrc abt pardon my take)#the 2000s bengals were overall mildly intriguing (even if it was before my time)#not the best time but it did have some narrative potential#theres like some parallels... an amusing qb wr dynamic (is it healthy? no but it's interesting)#now me personally i don't like palmer that much but it is entertaining to make fun of him#whereas chad's more unapologetically himself and has also basically made up with the team so#they probably explored each others bodies at one point idk#nfl#cincinnati bengals#carson palmer#chad johnson#ochocinco#chad/carson#my bideo
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Been seeing a lot of talk abt it chapter 1 for some reason maybe cause fall is soon but i have vivid memories of my mom taking a friday off and her letting me take a friday off and going to see it at the fancy movie theatre cause i was in such a bad mental state in highschool that she on her own decided i needed a movie on a school day like only a few weeks after school started which if you knew my mother back then was a very drastic choice
#we even got starbucks without a giftcard at the fancy grocery store#and we bought wonder bread and jiffy pop popcorn which yes seems so fucking dumb#but those were still and kinda still are rich people things to me in my head and it was a very special gesture to me#and then when we passe by my school on the way home and i saw everyone getting ready for the football game she let us make a frozen pizza#instead of making the chicken we took out#which imo is like a big deal to moms#cause even if the chicken is good and u dont make it that day and make something else its always like !!! we have to eat the chicken!#we have to eat it tomorrow!!! or else!!!#i will say tho we had a giftcard to the grocery store cause she got back to school gifts from the kids and pta
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Good lord im timing all of you out
#the way some ppl reacts everytime theres lore is worse than my 15yo boys reacting to losing a football match which its a lot#you dont like the server anymore? perfect! dont watch it then#you still like the server? perfect! stop bringing up ppl who arent interested anymore#and for fucks sake treat people with basic human decency#disagreeing about a BLOCK GAME STORY is not a reason to treat people like the worst scum on earth jesuschrist
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the steisand effects is basically that the more a person or organisation try to repress a piece of information the more people will pay attention to it
i think anyway, if my memory serves
#it mad they never taught us this stuff#*its#like we had a whole segment on the troubles#it was on our EXAMS#anyway did you know there was a bloody Sunday in the republic too? i think it was during the initial struggle for independence. it took#place during a hurling or gaelic football game i believe?#it was retribution for the killing of some sort of British official i think#i dunno y i mentioned that stuff. irish history info dumb#*dump i fucking hate Mobile
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