#like it makes me squirm

[luck-of-the-drawings]

OOH YEAH BABY ITS THE SURGERY EPISODE BABY!!! ME AND THE HOMIES NEED SOME NEW FACES FOR OUR NEW PLAN, AND WHO BETTER TO GET THE JOB DONE THAN THE TWO MOST EVIL PEOPLE WE'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING OUR LIVES VIOLATED BY? I MEAN IT WOULD BE FUNNY. IT WOULD BE FUNNY.

[localcryptic]

if i think too hard about marshal steel i'm gonna end up on the news. he is making me actually insane. dog dad of the year. hated your guts when he met you. a kind and gentle lover. has made unforgivable mistakes. has also made charming stupid jokes. i can't tell if i want him to have a good calm life or if i want his guilt to devour him from the inside out. and on top of it all hes gay. happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[cool-frog-hours]

I love Astarion. My Tav’s feelings are more… complicated. ❄️🌸

Text/Speech Bubbles:

Astarion: *flirting as a way to deflect and to manipulate Tav*

Arrow text: My incredibly autistic rogue who hates being bullshitted

Tav: “Listen, I don’t know what kind of shit you’re trying to pull, but it is NOT gonna work on me- Got it?”

Astarion: “I don’t know what you’re talking about darling~ ”

Tav: “Yes, you do. I like you Astarion. More than you’d think. But do not mistake my kindness for yielding.

Goodnight!”

Astarion: “… heh.

May I still feed on you tonight?”

Tav: “Yes! Now, FUCK OFF!!!”

[celestie0]

wait so we can just ask for spoilers and you’ll deliver :0

🤲

-(spinster anon is desperate)

hahaha i used to never post teasers cuz i was very sacred ab the chapters n wanted them to be complete surprises when i post them but lately i’ve been pretty liberal w it xd

but sure!! here’s another teaser for kickoff ch12

this scene is so sickeningly fluffy it made me wanna throw up while writing it. i have a love hate relationship with fluff HAHAHA

[sluckythewizard]

'I wont cry for you, I wont crucify the things you do. I wont cry for you, see, when you're gone, I'll still be BLOODY MARY'

[spiderin-space]

Lamb unfortunately was Not dainty in their escape 😔😩

(Feat. @paintpaintpaintman’s Petra in the third sketch)

[avocado-frog]

Man I hate being able to read

[bandtrees]

hiatus catastrophizing has made me really worried for how find us alive will end. given the weight it gives character deaths and injury, i don't think anyone will die or anything like that - but i think, and maybe this is just my angst brain talking, site-107 has evolved so much and its people have adapted so well over time, into something unrecognizable as the foundation, that i think when they get out they will be completely incompatible with the outside world/the foundation at large and we'll get a tragic "the shift grew to symbolize hope in isolated community that cannot persist in the 'real world'"-type ending.

(in particular, anna got an ask about the idea that the 107 employees will all be amnesticized when they're found, and that concept's stuck with me...)

a foundation site has become a place where d-class are treated like people, where people who'd previously hardly spoken are now close community members, where a contained anomaly can atone and return to his work and his friends, where anomalies themselves are treated with affection as the pets of a physically+mentally disabled field agent who was considered disposable by the foundation long before she became disabled.

and that's wonderful. it makes me so happy. but i have to fear if the rest of the foundation will be as understanding of the hope and triumph the staff of 107 have gone through - and i don't think they will. fua's story is all about making normalcy, and i would say at this point in the story, shown most recently by gravett and klein, that they've achieved it - but won't it hurt, just like it had in the initial shift, to have that normalcy taken away?

[r4g-d0lly]

Y’all should recommend me Stan pines x reader fics where the reader is ALSO pushing 70 🥹🙏*said in a very convincing tone*

[royaltea000]

do you think pruk have tea and gossip while little alfred and ludwig are in the next room stink eyeing eachother. do you think they exchange evil mom tips

Bold of you to assume that pruk are not ALSO stinkeyeing each other! While they’re in the tearoom arguing about territories, treaties, and politics (their version of foreplay) there is a smaller scale battle going on in the playroom where Al and Lud have managed to rip the sword decorations off the walls and are now playing a pvp game of knights vs pirates, subsequently giving their caretakers heart attacks

[bapydemonprincess]

Hot take but the Grelle and Will interactions in canon have always felt like she's fucking with him because of how much he treats her like shit, like, on the daily, at work, and I won't be surprised if despite whatever the fuck Yana insisted that it's ~love~, that Grelle's been playing the long game of Work Psychological Warfare with all the fuckers, not just Will, who have been transphobic sexist disrespectful shits to her all these years.

[bird-inacage]

Only Friends Episode 12 | "I dare you... to kiss Top."

I adore everything about this. How Mew was straight up like 'yeah, smush faces with my boyfriend for the lols', whilst Top is sitting there like 'why you betray me like this?'' Sand glancing at Ray first for his permission before he goes in with as much unhinged gusto as he can muster.

[enginator2000]

fleetfinite posting hours, look at my goobers

[st4rrmii]

In my hc Ben absolutely has 6 scars (three on each side) on his shoulder blades/shoulders from the monorail incident send tweet

[puppyeared]

its not that my back hurts but more like i wanna pull out my spine and wring it like a wet towel yanno

[happyandticklish]

Me: *thinking I was gonna be super shy about tickling in a relationship*

Also me: *dumps bag of tickle tools out on the bed that I've financed, with matching bondage*

*explains in detail my exact ticklish spots (and has grown comfortable saying the word "tickle" outloud)*

*demonstrates on my (not as ticklish, so he's fine) boyfriend the various ways that you can tickle someone and what works best*

*debriefs for forever afterward about what tickled and what didn't and how to get everything to be as ticklish as possible*

*will confidently ask for sessions if I know there's a chance for us to be completely alone at his place*

Also also me: *can't ask for him to tickle me if we're just chilling to save my life*