#like in the battle of manhattan u know

[titansarmy]

the fact that we never got a scene where percy, nico and thalia all use their powers simultaneously not against each other but agaisnt a common enemy is such a wasted opportunity

[solbaby7]

I know that the bar is swamped, but if you find the time and have the liquor, could I please have a neat Manhattan with a salt rim?

(Idk how to say this but like, submissive neat? If you're alright with that)

lololol “if you’re alr with that” babe, i’m foaming at the fucking mouth for it. this is gonna be a wee bit more than a blurb lemme tell u.

not edited teehee

[ “don’t make me put you on a leash” + smut + sub!az ]

-> BLURB BAR <-

Usually, you don’t mind needy.

The grabby hands pawing at your thighs. Kisses that linger on your neck, nose tracing the curve of your shoulder. Hushed words crooned into your ear to distract from the way eager fingers graze at the stitching of expensive lingerie.

It was his reprieve.

Azriel’s favorite way to unwind after spending his days as the dutiful spymaster. With you, he gets to lay down his weapons. Turns off the killer instinct that never seems to comprehend the meaning of a break. Hangs up the battle worn leathers that eats, sleeps, and breathes the contours of Azriel’s body.

But, with you? With you, he doesn’t bother about trivial things like power or strength. He relinquishes his title, shuns his duties, turns his back on honor and responsibility in favor of sinking down on his knees and turning all that over to you.

And usually, you don’t mind.

But the day had been especially stressful; never-ending and the open mouthed kisses trailing up the soft flesh of your inner thigh wasn’t loosening the tight knots embedded along your shoulderblades. “Knock it off.” You grumble softly, an achy spine hunched over glossy wood while weary eyes struggle to decipher the words written on parchment. Knuckles rub against your eyelids, toes nudging at the neat taper of his waist to push him off.

The gentle correction does no good for an impatient pet and Azriel only listens for but a second.

He tries again, going a different route when applying pecks to prettily pedicured toes. A palm curls around your ankle, fingers digging into your soles until a groan of approval rips free from your throat without permission.

Just like that, the damage is already done.

One sound becoming the equivalent of throwing him a bone. “That’s—that’s actually…really nice, Az.”

The praise satiates a need within him, urging him to keep it up, to try harder—to do things that had you gasping and yelping and screaming out raving reviews. It becomes an addiction; fueling an obsession that teases the fine line between devotion and fixation.

Every touch is annoyingly controlled, a soldiers training bleeding into the bedroom when giving his all on a task. He strives to be the best when coaxing knots coiled deep within the muscle of stiff calves, swiftly distracting from the way he suckles marks into the softness of supple thighs. “Feels good?”

“Mmhm,” The grip on your pen wavers, loosens, then falls altogether when Az urges his shadows through your hair; phantom fingers applying generous pressure to your scalp until lids flutter closed and your back slumps fully into your chair. “Just what I needed.”

It’s like adding gasoline to a fire.

You forget yourself when indulging yourself in its warmth; ignoring now flames grow when stoked—how they burn when life is breathed into it. How it eats and eats; singeing and charring, wringing out the life from the air and replacing it with soot.

By time you realize the damage, Azriel’s too far gone. Already high on the kerosene you splash at him and happily huffing in the fumes. “Can make you feel better.” Curious massaging morphs into outright groping, his hands eating at whatever he can hold as his tongue follows behind to lick up the crumbs. “Please, let me taste?”

You should say no.

He doesn’t exactly deserve it. Touching without permission. Refusing to sit still. Begging for treats instead of waiting patiently like good boys should. Whining when you weakly start pushing him back. Growling when you attempt to close your legs.

They’re all red flags—behaviors that warrant correction and yet you ignore them all when Azriel looks up at you with those eyes.

Like vats of honey in the sunlight, absolutely oozing with sticky sweet submission; staring up at you like you were an angel gifted from the heavens.

You suppose the day had been long.

And even gods praise their most dutiful servants.

Teeth bite into the fat of your cheek as feet neatly perch at the edge of your seat, knees parting open as you give into selfish desire. “Fine.” He’s all but drooling before you can get the word out, staring at the skin bared to him. You glisten under faelight, ego inflating when you catch the way Azriel ogles the thin slip of cotton separating you from his prize. “Only a little though. Have to make sure you save room for dinner.”

Dinner be damned for the only feast Azriel craved was between your thighs and he wastes no time digging in once given the go ahead.

His tongue paints a trail up the seam of your pussy and the harsh line of your shoulders finally eases. Two fingers spread you open while the slick muscle circles the rim of your entrance and that rigid knot in your spine finally knows peace.

Satisfaction melts your discipline down more than acceptable, that much becomes apparent when Azriel’s muffled moans shift into sloppy grunts. His nose is all but buried in your cunt, arousal shiny on his lips and dripping down the curve of his chin.

It doesn’t take long for it to get sloppy. Spit sliding down the cleft of your ass, smearing along inner thighs and on the seat cushion below. But you forget to care when you notice the flush of Az’s cheeks, the shallow heave of his chest as the need to coax those wrecked sounds from your mouth outweighed the need to breathe. “Hey,” You huff out, peering down at him, stomach fluttering when he only burrows himself deeper, tongue fucking into a drooling hole. “You need to come up for air.”

Ignore. Ignore. Ignore.

Common sense and rationality left itself at the door, tossed away intentionally out of sight so he has a reason to keep eating and eating and eating.

This time you don’t melt under the pleasure, thighs clenching around his head, smushing his cheeks as you ban access to your fountain of youth. “The mouth on you is pure sin, might almost make up for the fact that you’re a shit listener.” He’s a right mess, cheeks red and lips swollen. One hand furiously stroking at a desperate prick. His mouth opens to complain—maybe to beg, but your thighs only squeeze tighter, teeth digging into the soft part of his cheeks in gentle correction. “By the cauldron, I’ll leash you.”

It only stokes his fire, fresh logs added to keep the inferno from flickering away; abdomen flexing as his body reacts to the threat.

Please, please, please! Azriel’s eyes scream.

You should say no.

Though, restraint had never really been your strong suit.

“If you’re so willing to rob yourself of air for the sake of a cunt, then I suppose we’ll just have to see how long you can hold your breath.”

[fryingpan1234567]

Can u write some malconnor hcs plz??? ❤️🤭 I'm starved fr :)

Ty love u

ah yes my babies I love them sm

it took me a while to get to this but anon I gotchu babe I love me some malconnor at ALL times

they’re givingggg youngest sibling x youngest sibling

I think Connor has always liked the idea of having a motorcycle, but he didn’t take it seriously until Malcolm mentioned someone at his school got one (and was kinda cute)

Connor was NOT HAVING THAT

(he called Travis like “BUCKLE UP WE’RE COMMITTING GRAND THEFT AUTO TONIGHT”)

can’t remember if I said this already but these two could ABSOLUTELY play Ghostface and get away with it

Malcolm would be their supplier and Connor would know all their escape routes and plans B through Z

maybe I’ve already written an au but that’s a WHOLE other thing

anyways I feel it in my Soul that Malcolm is from SoCal, so you can imagine he’s no stranger to parties, even as an introvert (I like to think he doesn’t like people but he’s really good at them— he’s a social butterfly)

the first time Connor saw Malcolm do a blowjob shot (that is a REAL THING LOOK IT UP BEFORE YOU COME FOR ME IT JUST MEANS SHOOTING WITH NO HANDS) he actually almost passed the fuck out

(I don’t condone underage drinking, kids, make sure you’re of legal age before trying any form of alcoholic beverage)

they’re both energy drink addicts and they’ll get each other’s favorites

Connor’s a Red Bull girlie and Malcolm says Monster is his life support

baking together but it devolves into them throwing handfuls of flour at each other and slipping on the eggs they dropped on the ground

(miraculously, the brownies still got made)

Connor pushing Malcolm’s glasses up onto his forehead so he can kiss him better

aside from the point I feel like……. Connor would play lacrosse

if I were to make THAT an au there’s jersey headcanons and going to games and whatever else that comes with it but that’s a WHOLE other circus

anyways they play Minecraft together

lightsaber fights because they’re both nerds

EVERYTHING is a competition with them

“first one to the lake gets to pick the movie tonight”

“you’re on, Stoll”

“good luck, Pace. you’re gonna need it”

“I hope you’re ready to LOSE”

Connor FaceTiming Malcolm during finals season, melting into a burnt out depressed blob at his desk, only to see Malcolm serenely normal annotating a book in his beanbag chair because he’d already finished studying for the night

“Mal,” Connor begged, “help me. Why am I forgetting quadratics. That was a freshman term.”

Malcolm: “Isn’t that a function?”

Connor: “A WHAT (I can’t do this)”

Malcolm, already putting his book away: “Okay… animal crossing then?”

Connor: *inconsolable sobbing* “I love you”

before the first fight of the Battle of Manhattan, after Percy’s big speech and they realize just how bleak their odds are, I like to think these two found each other in the crowd before it dispersed and just. grabbing each other. and not letting go until they have to.

and we don’t talk about the unspoken relief when they first see each other AFTER that first battle because I don’t think I can emotionally handle that one right now

also you know how often they sleep between fights? I know for a fact Malcolm passed out on Connor’s shoulder after at least one of them

fighting back to back tropes but it’s these two annihilating every battlefield you stick them on together

Connor’s immune system is stacked because traveling = tons of sicknesses so Hermes’ kids are super resistant to that, but poor Malcolm’s immunocompromised ass is always getting sick somehow

and like— whatever can affect Connor at all will do much worse to Malcolm, and they find that out the hard way (having to wake up the Apollo cabin in the middle of the night for emergency help because Connor’s mild cold developed into pneumonia in his poor boyfriend)

on a related note, Malcolm is a major germaphobe but not in the obnoxious way my brother is

eughhh in the first ToP book when Apollo accidentally gives the entire camp hay fever, that was not a good follow up week for Malcolm

Connor, who was mildly congested and that was the worst of his symptoms, took care of him the whole time dw

(I reread the Last Olympian today!!)

[theyy-heartt-valentinee]

“— is to be struck by your electric love.”

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about me ೀ⋆ - i’m 17 years old - my birthday is august 19 same as hayden christensen’s! - i have three dogs! a german shepherd named oakley, a collie named rikki, and a burmese mountain dog named socks - "sister, i'm robbing the store." / "OH MY GOD, WHO WROTE THIS!?" - i'm from palm springs, cali!! - "i might not be good at charmspeak but one thing i can do is take ur mannnnn.." - val, talking to drew and [probs] joking

- people say i'm a serious klepto and a little bit toxic

- only a bit of a witch. - no, i am not rachel. all ginger girls with curly hair do not look the same.. talking to you, connor. - i am a daughter of aphrodite, cabin 10!! woo!! hey nashla!!! - i love baking, reading, jellycats, star wars, animals, the beach, smoothies, shopping, shoes, money and boys, girly stuff, journalling, fruit, flowers, gardening, and travelling - i loveee surfing - honestly sketchy for a ginger who loves puppies and cupcakes - my fav flowers are snapdragons! i like how they bite its so cutee - my biological sister is silena beauregard, and i miss her sm - only a little freaky .. - my fav color is ballet pink!! - my fav foods are chicken alfredo and ice cream!! - i help take care of the younger kids at camp half-blood and lead the activities for them - the bug in ya hair, mama.. | get it! - i may or may not have the fattest crush on a very very specific blonde superman .. haha.. haha.. 𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓪.. - piper mclean can kiss my— - she / her - i'm greek and kind of australian! [my dad's from adelaide so i have family over thereee!] - my fav animals are horses, leopards, pegasi, giraffes, bats, dogs, bunnies, budgies, and pretty much anything cute - def a shopping addict!! - blonde on the inside - "i don't stop when i'm tired, i stop when i'm done." - marilyn monroe - i loveee frank ocean, old taylor swift, clairo, sza, etc!!!

i loveeee.. i loooveee..

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valentine speaks ೀ⋆ - "i grew up without my baby sister silena, a stepmom who's kind of the worst, and my dad is literally the best. at age 12, on the way to school one day, a chimera was posing as an old woman's who's car was flipped in the ditch. of course, me and my dad get out to help, because hellloooo?? but anyways, we get out to help this old woman and she turns, and my dad can see through the mist so he whips out his pistol [this is normal sc behavior] and tried to shoot the chimera but it easily knocks him to the side and there's when "my" saytr shows up like three years late and escorts me to camp. my dad turned out to be okay and sadly my stepmom is okay but yeah. i don't really blame silena, i was there for the battle of manhattan, and i lost a piece of myself when she died. i don't know why she thought it was a good idea to pretend to be clarisse but it's been so difficult without her here. i'm the oldest of me and silena. she'd gotten to camp before me, and my dad had told me that she just went to live with our grammy in new york.

fast forwards a few years, silena's bunk was under mine, and i don't let anyone stay under there. silena was my girl and i was hers and nobody's taking her place. i quickly became friends with drew tanaka, but she and i kind of seperated a little. pollux and i got kind of close because we both lost a sibling and bonded through that, but he has booze, and that's usually what i come and see him for. for a short time, i was the aphrodite cabin councelor, but was overthrown by piper. [honestly ew.] i met carter and sadie not too long ago, after accidentally making anubis mad percy told me that i would probably have to go sort things out so i went to go find carter and sadie so we could apologize to anubis and he'd stop having aggressive wild dogs show up on my front porch and tear into my flowerbeds. after percy went missing and we got that absolute dream jason grace at camp, i was on the argo ii with them for the first part before the prophecy shifted and i wasn't really needed anymore. hazel and i are like best friends i love hazel, and when i met reyna i was like wow reyna is sosososo pretty but she's kind of mean but idk i love reyna anyways. jason is the sweetest he's so handsome and gentle but rough and mmmmhhhmm.. percy's nice too, i guess. i love annabeth too!! annabeth is the smartest, prettiest, best girl i know aaaa and rachel's the sweetest but people mix us up every now and again if they don't know us very well because of the red hair. leo's fine. frank aaaa frank's so kind and him and hazel are so so cute together!! jealoussss!! anywhoo.. i sort of fell in love. and being a child of aphrodite, that's like- very important to me. honestly, i fall in love all the time. i think my mama just likes to watch me cry over boys i can't have. like my handsome boy. the only thing standing between me and him is reality.

and then there’s bodhi grey carter. he’s.. gorgeous. a good distraction. but, he has the sweetest smile, he’s so cheesy and he’s good in bed.. but.. the ache for the other guy is still there. bo’s the best, and i feel bad, but if bo’s happy, it’s alright i guess. i'm basic... i like parties, i like boys, i like makeup, all of that.” ───────── ౨ৎ ─────────

appearance ೀ⋆ - long, soft, ginger curls that reach my lower back, pale-ish skin with tons of freckles, dark caramel brown eyes, my body type is pear-shaped with a little bit of tummy, one tiny scar underneath my jaw from falling off of my bunk when i was younger, and longer legs with a shorter torso!

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[wrongcaitlyn]

I WABT TO KNOW ABT KAYLAAAA. Tell me every single little hc u have for her pleasee🙏🙏🙏 I love her sm and the underatedness of her character is crazy. Tyt or canon anything pls😁😁😁

AHSDHFSDJFSD OMG YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME. I LOVE HER. SO MUCH.

i made a post abt her music taste (in talk your talk, but could also be canonverse tbh) on her tyt birthday here - and now onto some other hc's

(AND LITERALLY SHE DESERVES SM MORE ATTENTION SHE IS SUCH AN ICON)

canon: (most of these are taking from my will series bc i put in a lot of cabin 7 hc's into there but that series is mainly focused on will!)

pretty sure this is canon or at least like a universally accepted hc but she was closest with michael, and having lost him hit really hard.

i also think even though she's younger, she arrived at camp before austin, but they both arrived at pretty close intervals so after the battle of manhattan, they were treated as a pair and went pretty much everywhere together

kayla and austin arrived just before the battle of the labyrinth

kayla was already better than most of her siblings at archery when first arriving at camp because darren had taught her - and she already knew she was a daughter of apollo when first arriving bc darren was one of the few parents who, like, knew who her dad was - and he told her before she had to leave

and speaking of darren, they're very close. i tried to convey that in tyt too but i just love a good healthy father daughter relationship and they have that!!

coach hedge brought her to camp

eventually she stops dying her hair green and switches it out for a few different colors, but then reverts back to green a few years later because it's her favorite

she often complains about teaching archery lessons because she's not the greatest teacher, but she's also the best of the apollo kids at archery - but when she eventually finds another apollo kid who's pretty alright at archery she jumps to get away from that role

however she does becomes cabin counselor after will because of seniority

i think she had longer hair when she was younger that darren always put up in two french braids, but then on her way to chb something happened that made her have to chop it off. then she realized she liked it better that way and kept cutting it shorter

talk your talk!

KAYLA AND NICO ARE CONCERT BUDDIES. i feel like i've already said that. but i love it. kayla "uses" him to try and see the artists backstage after the concert or get vip seating, but she's also a total pit girlie and will arrive at the venue hours early to get barricade (am i projecting? maybe)

most avid tiktok user, up there with leo with her social media addictionsdkf

is very easily recognized in public due to the redhead/green hair dye combo- and even though she's a pretty niche celeb she still gets recognized in public a lot

yet she still refuses to change her hair dyeJSDF

nicknamed "Daughter of Apollo" for obvious reasons

i mentioned this in my music taste hc's but she can sing. like. insanely well. she could've been a singer if she wasn't committed to archery. i think it's kinda funny bc i bet that when darren and apollo were still dating they had some kind of bet on which field kayla would go into (with no doubt that she'd be in some way famous) and so when apollo heard her sing at karaoke night for the first time he was like "goddamnit i bet if i had been in her life i could've convinced her to be a singer"- but not completely seriously bc like ofc he's still incredibly proud of his daughter

lovessss to be on podcasts. let her yap!!

she went to a very small (im talking like total <15 people in her class) private school in canada (paid for by apollo) because of all the media frenzy (even though it had mostly died down). that, along with eventually moving in with apollo and going to another private school, made it really hard for her to learn how to socialize / make a really solid friend group (totally not projecting again). i touched on this in ch 7 of greatest of luxuries but she had a hard time fitting into her "friend group" who didn't really contact her after she left - and she jumped at being homeschooled. michael is her first real friend and they are very much grumpy & sunshine coded, but michael really does care for her like a little sister after a while (aka like 10 minutes)

she is just so very youngest child codedLKSJDF

thank you for the ask!!! i absolutely ADORE kayla she deserves everything <3

[silentinfamies]

karrueche   tran.     she/her.     cis   woman.      ›      spotted   at   the   met   steps   ,   shamaya   ngu   ,   most   likely   listening   to   i   am   by   baby   tate   with   their   airpods   pro   .   the   thirty   year   old   gained   quite   a   reputation   ,   known   to   be   -reticent   yet   +compassionate   to   anyone   who   knows   them   .   you'll   easily   spot   them   when   you   hear   about   freshly   manicured   nails   ,   designer   sunglasses   hiding   lifeless   eyes   ,   the   sound   of   stilettos   against   marble   flooring   ,   followed   by   n°5   parfum   .   latest   nepoupdates   article   talks   about   pop   sensation   turned   businesswoman   in   heated   legal   battle   with   record   label   ,   but   i   guess   any   reputation   is   good   reputation   .   (   reece   ,   25   ,   they / them   ,   est   .   )

B A S I C S 

full name: shamaya ngu. nicknames: maya, yaya (close family and friends). gender:  cis woman. pronouns:  she/her. sexuality:  pansexual. age:  30. date of birth:  march 1st, 1993. zodiac sign:  pisces. birthplace: los angeles, california. current location: manhattan, new york. residence:  loft on the upper east side. occupation:  former child actress, singer-songwriter, businesswoman. languages spoken: english, vietnamese, patois.

A P P E A R A N C E

faceclaim:  karrueche tran. height:  5’1. eyes:  brown. hair:  naturally dark brown. piercings:  standard earlobe piercings.  tattoos:  here & here.

P E R S O N A L I T Y

traits:  (+) compassionate, honest, headstrong, loyal , business savvy. (-) reticent, stubborn, temperamental, workaholic , unforgiving.  mental health:  depression; medicated.  physical health:  very healthy physically. likes:  weed, working on her business ventures, traveling, fashion, partying, thunderstorms, cosmetics.  dislikes: being in the spotlight, being lied to, being told what to do, performing, the music business.  fears:  getting pulled back into the music industry.  phobias:  insects. hobbies:  shopping, sketching ideas for new designs, coming up with new makeup looks, movie nights with friends, clubbing. skills: business savvy, singing, cooking. quirks:  switching between spoken languages when very angry or upset, tapping her nails against any flat surface, humming when annoyed or irritated, hitting whoever's closest to her's arm or leg when laughing really hard.

F A V O R I T E S

ice cream flavour:  neapolitan.  time of the day / night:  late night.  weather:  hot weather.  colours:  colors on the red spectrum.  music: r&b, pop, hip-hop, rock, indie. 

M I S C E L A N E O U S

a cherished item:  the diamond necklace her father gifted her for her 13th birthday. first love ( celeb crush ):  beyoncé, chad michael murray, keanu reeves. usual mood:  neutral.  character inspo: prue halliwell ( charmed ), bonnie bennett ( the vampire diaries ), sidney prescott ( scream franchise ).

B A C K G R O U N D

born and raised, for the most part, in los angeles, shamaya's rise to fame was destined from birth. with her mother being a pop/r&b sensation and her father being a well known producer, her life was pretty much set financially from the moment she entered the world. and while it was great that she would never have to worry about struggling like a majority of the world's population, the cons that were attached to her lifestyle tended to outweigh the pros.

like her mother who was forced into the industry at a young age, so was she. as much as she loves her mother, there's still a lingering air of resentment that maya has towards her because she feels as though she stole her childhood away from her. one would think that because her mother went through something similar that she wouldn't want her daughter to go through that, but they'd be wrong. from the time that shamaya could walk and talk, she's been working.

she had her first acting gig at the wide eyed age of four years old, and by the time she was ten years old, she had a hefty catalogue of work underneath her belt. movies, tv show appearances, and the main role of a kid's television show. and at the time, she absolutely loved it. she enjoyed working. it made her feel like a grownup, something that a lot of kids wished that they could experience. what she didn't notice while growing up was that she was missing out on a lot of fundamental childhood growth. going to school instead of being homeschooled by private tutors, making friends on the playground, etc. she never got to experience any of that.

looking back on it, the most fun memories from her childhood were the times she spent a few weeks of the summer seasons in jamaica with her mother's family or in vietnam with her father's family. when she could just be a normal child, playing and enjoying herself amongst relatives; especially her cousins around her age.

she was thirteen years old when she entered the music world. a girl group was her introduction to the music industry, a trio with two other girls who were both talented in their own respect. they were met with quite a lot of success, selling records and selling out tours by the time she was fifteen. at that point in her life, she had fallen in love with music, and didn't see the issue with her giving up her youth in return for all of her success. she was on the rise, and no one could stop her from reaching the top.

due to contractual conflicts and butting heads within the group itself, the trio disbanded by the time shamaya turned eighteen years old. and once their breakup was solidified, she immediately signed with a new label as a solo artist. in her excitement and naiveté, she recklessly signed a deal that ended up shooting her in the foot. a contract that locked her into a legal promise to provide the label with eight studio albums; something that seemed fair and doable to maya in her youthful ignorance. what she didn't realize was that it would soon become apparent that she shot herself in the foot with her decision.

booked and busy didn't even begin to describe maya's life from that point on. if she wasn't recording an album, she was promoting an album, or doing some form of work to keep her name at the forefront of the general public's mind. from 2011 to 2020, she released an album almost every year, resulting in having seven albums in less than a decade, a feat that very few artists can say that they've reached.

apart from being overworked, maya's former ways of being overly kind and accessible opened her up to being screwed over and taken advantage of many times, both professionally and personally. this treatment eventually led to the hardening of her heart, turning her from a wide eyed, bushy tailed, eager to please pop star, to a scorned, miserable songstress in the spotlight. she began hating the music industry for destroying her love of music. she never wanted to touch a mic again, whether or not she was contractually obligated to.

after releasing her seventh studio album in 2020, she began focusing on other prospects. her makeup line was the first of her business ventures, and quickly became a success due to its diverse and inclusive shades of foundations and concealers, gaining traction amongst the beauty industry and the public. not only was it high quality, but it was easily accessible to people from all walks of life. her next business venture involved a line of high in lingerie, another successful accomplishment underneath her belt. despite all the success she achieved as a businesswoman, the lingering knowledge in the back of her mind that she still owes her label another album terrifies her. she doesn’t want to go back to music, and she doubts she ever will. she’s been trying to hold off on that final album for three years now, and her label, and fans, are growing more and more impatient and irritated with her delays.

[cloudslou]

a small pjo interlude of u will allow it. mostly pulled from old texts to my best friend. re: percy and the di angelo siblings.

i reread pjo last year and one of the things that struck me was in titan’s curse at the end, when percy genuinely feels on the fucking Brink of giving up while holding the weight of the world. it is smth that atlas and annabeth have accomplished (though, u know, also almost killing annabeth). at this moment, percy Remembers bianca, remembers her sacrifice and her strength, and draws on that strength in order to continue holding up the world. bianca’s death and bianca’a strength r crucial to this scene.

but i also think bianca and her sacrifice r crucial not only to percy’s survival in the moment, but to his survival for years to come. bianca’s death is the trigger that sends nico spiraling, but her ghost is also the one to tell him to move on and live life. if nico at all models his behavior post-battle of the labyrinth on bianca’s words and, more importantly, bianca’s actions, then bianca and nico r some of the driving forces behind percy’s survival sans success. because after this, nico saves percy (like bianca did) many times. he helps percy get the curse of achilles that saves him in the battle of manhattan. he convinced hades to FIGHT in the battle of manhattan when percy couldn’t. he’s kind to bob the titan, which inadvertently saves percy and annabeth in house of hades. nico not only thinks of helping others without consideration for himself (like bianca did), but he shows himself to be a level-headed, selfless, kind, and forgiving person. these traits mirror bianca’s when she sacrificed herself, but also her words when she told him to move on.

percy and bianca become intertwined again with the appearance of hazel. hazel is epic and badass and crucial to the seven etc etc but i don’t think she’s be there (or, u know, be alive) if it wasn’t again for nico and bianca. i know bianca and hazel never interacted, but when nico meets hazel, he brings her back to the mortals world because he doesn’t want to lose another sister. because he was looking for bianca. from there it only seems fate that hazel would meet percy and would be part of his survival and success at camp jupiter.

[newathens]

would you be up to telling me some theories you have/would love to see for tsats, whether you believe they have an actual shot at happening or not? i LOVE your pjoposting always (<3) and the nightmare scene in the preview also got my hopes up a bit🫣🫣

so here’s the thing. i actually have no theories for this book. which is wild because we all know i theorize morning noon and night but what i’ve seen thus far has completely thrown me out of rhythm. i dont have a clue what’s going to happen

now what i want to happen is a different story. personally i want nico and will in tartarus fighting for their lives and like halfway through the book percy and annabeth come to save slash help them. that’s something that has always made sense to me because we can get some shared trauma, nico and percy can have some in-book reconciliation, etc etc. they’d make a really good core four for a book like this.

unfortunately it’s marketed as a nico di angelo adventure so their appearance chance is growing slim but i never give up hope. also it’s heinously out of character for percy and annabeth not to help rescue iapetus. like if they’re not included nico better not notify them beforehand. cause if they know and don’t help…….character assassination, i don’t know who those two are. i dont claim them.

what’s really crazy about all this is that the nightmare scene is setting the tone for the book. ppl have said their piece about it but idt anyone’s acknowledging that this dream comes at the very beginning of the novel. it’s a prediction, a foreshadowing, etc. that’s why it’s been haunting me ever since. it’s the only solid piece of clues that we have to go on and none of those clues are good. it’s extremely ominous, percy literally says they made a mistake (i can’t figure out what that is which is another reason why i can’t theorize), we flashback to the battle of freaking manhattan , and kronos’ true form has a cameo. like that’s bonkers. especially when this book is about rescuing a titan.

im expecting tragedy in this book if im being honest. tragedy, trickery and even possibly treachery. there’s something weird going on that rick and mark aren’t even MENTIONING. . . like that’s bad. that’s terrifying. it’s either going to be the worst book of all time or the greatest piece of literature to date. prepare prepare prepare

also u know how they’re supposed to go save iapetus but all the advertising thus far hasn’t even mentioned him…….yeah. exactly. smoke and mirrors everywhere

and thank uuuu. im glad u love it. i love doing it for all of u 💖💖💖

[my-weird-news]

🔥 Oppenheimer: From Nukes to Trending! 😮

Nuclear Nonsense: A Comedy of Catastrophic Proportions Before the bomb, humanity's knack for destruction was like a sitcom that only non-humans were allowed to participate in. We're talking floods, plagues, and divine acts of cleanup on aisle Earth. Sure, we could picture Mother Nature throwing tantrums and nature's fury causing chaos, but when it came to ending the show, our role was more like a forgettable side character. No button-pushing villain who could bring down the curtain on the human race in a snap. Oh, but then along came nuclear power, and suddenly we were handed the detonator to blow up entire cities like oversized birthday cakes. Scientists, in their infinite wisdom, realized we could even accidentally set the sky ablaze while trying to flex our newfound atomic muscles. It was like giving a toddler a bazooka and hoping they wouldn't blow up the living room. And guess what? Pandora's box just threw in the towel. J. Robert Oppenheimer, the brain behind the bomb, exclaimed, "I'm now Death, the cosmic party pooper!" (Okay, maybe he said it with more gravity, but you get the gist.) Imagine the shock! Anyone from Joe Schmo to Jane Doe suddenly had the potential to turn us all into cosmic confetti. Existential crisis level: expert mode. We're talking not just the fear of instant doom but also a sense that the universe had run amok. With a deity, you could kneel and beg for mercy. But human beings? We all know how stubbornly ludicrous we can be. Even if you tried to shove thoughts of global obliteration under the mental rug, you'd be stuck with a permanent itch of anxiety, like that one popcorn kernel wedged in your teeth after the movies. Speaking of movies, Hollywood's always been the ultimate therapy couch for our fears. The bomb and its bombastic world waltzed back into our cinematic spotlight, from "Manhattan" to "Asteroid City" to "Oppenheimer: The Sequel." But this is a dance that's been going on since forever. No surprise that during the Cold War, the era of bomb-tastic paranoia, filmmakers were on a destruction binge—like Black Friday shoppers at an apocalypse megastore. Take "Fail Safe" (1964), for instance, a film where technological fiascos and nuclear whoopsies lead to an explosion of international proportions. The characters debate if wiping out the world is the ultimate way to evict Communism from the party. But hold onto your fallout shelters, because computers mess up and suddenly it's raining nukes on innocent folks. Cold War cinema was all about serious pondering of human folly, but then there's "Dr. Strangelove" (1964), Kubrick's laugh-out-loud lesson that the end of the world might just be thanks to some very anxious, very, um, inadequately equipped men. Flash-forward to the '80s. Movies like "The Day After" and "Threads" kept the nuclear anxiety fire burning. Even Japan got in on the action, producing atomic-inspired epics like "Godzilla" (not the one where he battles a pizza delivery guy, though). Amidst all the doom and gloom, some films dared to tease the edge of sanity without tumbling into the abyss. "WarGames" (1983), a tale of teenage hackers and their accidental playdate with Armageddon, stole Reagan's heart, because who doesn't enjoy a little close call with global extinction? Back in the day, nuclear threats were as common as mullets, and kids did their nuclear drills with the same gusto as they practiced fire drills. Fast forward again, and we're in a world where nuclear nightmares are as rare as unicorns, or at least as rare as functional self-checkout machines. The Soviet Union vanished, and we stopped practicing the "under the desk" Olympics. The bomb's not completely forgotten, but let's face it, these days we're more concerned about tracking our steps on Fitbits than tracking thermonuclear warfare. Still, we've made a U-turn back to the birth of our atomic playground, perhaps to deal with our modern conundrums. We're living in Oppenheimer's world, the power of the gods in our hands. It's like giving your dog the car keys and hoping they won't crash into a fire hydrant. We're swamped in the feeling that doom's a-swirlin' around every corner, which Wes Anderson's "Asteroid City" gets all too well. Bomb tests pop up like surprise birthday parties, just more explosive. And then there's "Oppenheimer," a movie that's less about biographies and more about the boom of power—atomic power, geopolitical power, power to make you question your own power lunch choices. In a nutshell, Oppenheimer's like an all-you-can-eat buffet of nuclear musings, a reflection of how we became the cosmic game masters. But here's the kicker: we tell ourselves stories about our atomic prowess that are as nutty as a squirrel on an espresso binge. We're terrified, yet we tiptoe around the dread like it's a sleeping bear. But, like any good show, the curtain must rise, and now we're caught in a web of apocalyptic worries, waiting for the grand finale. We're the gods and the end of the line, and the world's biggest punchline. 🍿🔥💣# Nuclear Nonsense: A Comedy of Catastrophic Proportions Before the bomb, humanity's knack for destruction was like a sitcom that only non-humans were allowed to participate in. We're talking floods, plagues, and divine acts of cleanup on aisle Earth. Sure, we could picture Mother Nature throwing tantrums and nature's fury causing chaos, but when it came to ending the show, our role was more like a forgettable side character. No button-pushing villain who could bring down the curtain on the human race in a snap. Oh, but then along came nuclear power, and suddenly we were handed the detonator to blow up entire cities like oversized birthday cakes. Scientists, in their infinite wisdom, realized we could even accidentally set the sky ablaze while trying to flex our newfound atomic muscles. It was like giving a toddler a bazooka and hoping they wouldn't blow up the living room. And guess what? Pandora's box just threw in the towel. J. Robert Oppenheimer, the brain behind the bomb, exclaimed, "I'm now Death, the cosmic party pooper!" (Okay, maybe he said it with more gravity, but you get the gist.) Imagine the shock! Anyone from Joe Schmo to Jane Doe suddenly had the potential to turn us all into cosmic confetti. Existential crisis level: expert mode. We're talking not just the fear of instant doom but also a sense that the universe had run amok. With a deity, you could kneel and beg for mercy. But human beings? We all know how stubbornly ludicrous we can be. Even if you tried to shove thoughts of global obliteration under the mental rug, you'd be stuck with a permanent itch of anxiety, like that one popcorn kernel wedged in your teeth after the movies. Speaking of movies, Hollywood's always been the ultimate therapy couch for our fears. The bomb and its bombastic world waltzed back into our cinematic spotlight, from "Manhattan" to "Asteroid City" to "Oppenheimer: The Sequel." But this is a dance that's been going on since forever. No surprise that during the Cold War, the era of bomb-tastic paranoia, filmmakers were on a destruction binge—like Black Friday shoppers at an apocalypse megastore. Take "Fail Safe" (1964), for instance, a film where technological fiascos and nuclear whoopsies lead to an explosion of international proportions. The characters debate if wiping out the world is the ultimate way to evict Communism from the party. But hold onto your fallout shelters, because computers mess up and suddenly it's raining nukes on innocent folks. Cold War cinema was all about serious pondering of human folly, but then there's "Dr. Strangelove" (1964), Kubrick's laugh-out-loud lesson that the end of the world might just be thanks to some very anxious, very, um, inadequately equipped men. Flash-forward to the '80s. Movies like "The Day After" and "Threads" kept the nuclear anxiety fire burning. Even Japan got in on the action, producing atomic-inspired epics like "Godzilla" (not the one where he battles a pizza delivery guy, though). Amidst all the doom and gloom, some films dared to tease the edge of sanity without tumbling into the abyss. "WarGames" (1983), a tale of teenage hackers and their accidental playdate with Armageddon, stole Reagan's heart, because who doesn't enjoy a little close call with global extinction? Back in the day, nuclear threats were as common as mullets, and kids did their nuclear drills with the same gusto as they practiced fire drills. Fast forward again, and we're in a world where nuclear nightmares are as rare as unicorns, or at least as rare as functional self-checkout machines. The Soviet Union vanished, and we stopped practicing the "under the desk" Olympics. The bomb's not completely forgotten, but let's face it, these days we're more concerned about tracking our steps on Fitbits than tracking thermonuclear warfare. Still, we've made a U-turn back to the birth of our atomic playground, perhaps to deal with our modern conundrums. We're living in Oppenheimer's world, the power of the gods in our hands. It's like giving your dog the car keys and hoping they won't crash into a fire hydrant. We're swamped in the feeling that doom's a-swirlin' around every corner, which Wes Anderson's "Asteroid City" gets all too well. Bomb tests pop up like surprise birthday parties, just more explosive. And then there's "Oppenheimer," a movie that's less about biographies and more about the boom of power—atomic power, geopolitical power, power to make you question your own power lunch choices. In a nutshell, Oppenheimer's like an all-you-can-eat buffet of nuclear musings, a reflection of how we became the cosmic game masters. But here's the kicker: we tell ourselves stories about our atomic prowess that are as nutty as a squirrel on an espresso binge. We're terrified, yet we tiptoe around the dread like it's a sleeping bear. But, like any good show, the curtain must rise, and now we're caught in a web of apocalyptic worries, waiting for the grand finale. We're the gods and the end of the line, and the world's biggest punchline. 🍿🔥💣 Read the full article

[the1astolympian]

an introduction to my ocs !! part three (FINAL)

- same disclaimers as the first times

- i actually have close to 200 ocs but these r just my main ocs. i will not make intro post for the “background ocs” but if anyone wants to know about them u can dm me !!!

- again feel free to dm me about any of these ocs too im crazy i love talking about them

- i dont think ive mentioned this but i have several oc x canon ships i just havent mentioned WHOOPS feel free to ask about them

info under the cut

17. mavis belladonna whitelock

she/her, cishet

17, born june 1st, 1994

daughter of nemesis

from new york city, new york. year round camper

fun facts

1. her mbti type is entj

2. she has severe motion sickness

3. she has at least 10 piercings that she did herself

18. carson thomas faust

he/him, cis, bisexual

17, born may 4th, 1994

son of tyche

from kailua, hawaii. year round camper

dating koa

fun facts

1. his mbti type is estp

2. he can surf

3. he collects cassette tapes

19. sebastian hwang

he/him, cis, bisexual

18, born october 10th 1992

son of aphrodite

from scottsdale, arizona. year round camper

ashlynn’s full brother (same mom + dad)

was in the titan army for awhile. left with ashlynn and asra before the battle of the labyrinth + (re)joined camp half blood

fun facts

1. his mbti type is isfj

2. he’s an artist and loves to paint

3. he does not have a middle name despite ashlynn having one. in my oc lore i say that its bc his dad died when he was so young that neither him or ashlynn remember however its because im too lazy to think of one

20. ashlynn cerys hwang

she/her, cishet

14, born january 1st, 1997

daughter of aphrodite

from scottsdale, arizona. year round camper

sebastian’s full sister (same mom + dad)

was apart of the titan army and left with asra and sebastian. however she was like 7/8 during that time so she wasn’t really A Part of the army (unlike sebastian. who Was)

fun facts

1. her mbti type is esfp

2. she plays the flute

3. her birthday is an inverse of sebastian’s. his is 10/10 and hers is 01/01

21. marla fiona westerly

she/her, cis, bisexual

16ish, born april 14th, 1995

daughter of apollo

from newport, wales. was previously a summer only camper but now shes year round

dating rayana

died in the battle of manhattan (at age 14) and came back to life about 8 months later along with reece. its a very long story and i absolutely jumped through so many hoops to make it work. either way marla’s and reece’s aging were essentially paused for 8 months so nobody really knows How old they are now

fun facts

1. her mbti type is isfj

2. she is a writer and has at least 10 unused journals at all times

3. she plays the cello

22. reece david callahan

he/they, cis, bisexual

18ish, born march 2nd, 1993

son of apollo

from baltimore, maryland. summer only camper

died during the battle of manhattan (at age 16) and came back to life 8 months later with marla. again its so un-canon compliant but i dont even care bc its FUN

fun facts

1. his mbti type is enfp

2. they play piano

3. he Loves hugs. his love language is absolutely physical touch he is a very touchy person

an introduction my percy jackson ocs !! part one

- warning this post will be LONG. this is only 10/22 but i have years worth of lore/info. im hyperfixated on them LMFAOO

- i love talking about them. So Much. if yall have any questions or want any extra information please dm me/reply i will be so happy

- ages operate under the assumption that pjo takes place in the late 2000s/early 2010s hence why they r all 90s kids. all the ages mentioned are as of tower of nero (june 2011ish) because the ages are technically fluid depending on what time period im writing about

info below the cut :D

1. jacqueline sistine jakobs

she/he/they, genderfluid, lesbian

16, born march 23, 1995

child of dionysus

from paris, france. year round camper

dating madeleine

she is my favorite oc. ever. out of 180+ percy jackson ocs and god knows how many ocs for other fandoms/no fandoms. i love them the most

fun facts

1. their mbti type is esfp

2. she really likes reading

3. his dream job is to be an actor, if that doesn’t work out he wants to be a nurse

2. asra marceline hall

she/her, cis, lesbian

19, born october 31st, 1991

daughter of hecate

from bethlehem, pennsylvania. summer only camper but has since left for college

was in the titan army for a while. left shortly before the battle of the labyrinth with sebastian and ashlynn and rejoined camp half-blood

fun facts

1. her mbti type is intp

2. shes currently a psychology major

3. she has a photographic memory 

3. lydia “lyra” melody jumper

she/they, cis, lesbian

15, born january 28th, 1996

daughter of apollo

from burlington, new jersey. summer only camper

in an on-again-off-again relationship with lace

the first pjo oc i ever created :,)

fun facts

1. her mbti is estp

2. she changes the color of their braids like every two weeks. she is very indecisive when it comes to her hair

3. they really like photography and collect digital cameras (most are thrifted)

4. madeleine rebecca cole

she/her, cis, bisexual

15, born september 25, 1995

daughter of apollo

from north charleston, south carolina. summer only camper

fun facts

1. her mbti type is infp

2. she has prophecy powers which are so cool to me. i love writing stuff with them

3. she likes pottery

5. reid lucas edwards

he/him, cis, gay

16, born april 17th, 1995

son of demeter

from asheville, north carolina. started off as a summer only camper but switched to year round after 2 years

despite her not moving to the united states until she was 8, jacqueline and reid have been friends since they were toddlers. they met while reid was on vacation and jacqueline happened to move into reids neighborhood when she moved to the us

fun facts

1. his mbti type is isfj

2. hes deaf and uses hearing aids

3. he collects magazines and is an avid fan of crossword puzzles

6. catalina “cat” valeria gurrero

she/her, cis, bisexual

16, born september 18th, 1994

daughter of ares

from puebla, mexico. year round camper

dating darcy

fun facts

1. her mbti type is entj

2. shes my shortest oc at 4’11. she is also without a doubt the best fighter out of all my ocs

3. her original name was isabela (isa for short) knight. i do not remember when her name changed but its been catalina for over a year at this point

7. amira blair dupont

she/her, cishet

13, born january 22nd 1998

daughter of aphrodite

from paris, france. year round camper

fun facts

1. her mbti type is enfj

2. she is my youngest oc

3. a bit of a neat freak. she also loves decorating things

8. chase deshpande

he/him, trans male, straight

17, born november 30th 1993

from aurora, colorado. summer only camper

fun facts

1. his mbti type is istj

2. he is in a band and plays guitar

3. he really likes race cars. he likes cars in general really. his car is his baby

9. kieran blake lee

they/them, nonbinary, pansexual

16, born august 26th, 1994

from akron, ohio. summer only camper

dating taylor

fun facts

1. their mbti type is estj

2. they have glasses that they dont actually need. its purely for the aesthetic

3. very computer smart. they hack people for fun

10. lace amalia van astor

she/her, cis, lesbian

16, born april 26th, 1995

from amsterdam, the netherlands

in an on-again-off-again relationship with lyra

if my memory is right shes the first oc i ever created however she wasnt a pjo oc until later on. she was created around the same time as lyra i think

fun facts

1. her mbti type is infp

2. she collects vintage dishware/silverware

3. she always smells like vanilla. no matter what

[kaleidoscopic-quiddity]

nico di angelo is actually so fuckin funny tho bc you have this grumpy, emo, intimidating kid who canonically has an aura of death around him and literally melts in and out of shadows and yet hes,, also somehow one of the friendliest/well connected people in pjo/hoo/toa??? like he’s the first demigod to properly acknowledge hestia in ages, he went between camp half-blood and camp jupiter for like at least 6 months, if not more, and kept the secret to himself, hes pals w/ mrs o’leary, he managed to find the troglodytes, a species so well hidden even the gods thought they were made up, he managed to convince hades to fight in the battle of manhattan, hes been to at least one council of cloven elders meeting, he finds may castellan and manages to talk to her abt the curse of achilles, he apparently chats to clovis and possibly other hypnos cabin kids in his dreams, he knows one of the last remaining etruscan gods, hes basically the only kid outside of cabin 12 that mr D likes/looks out for, he becomes close friends with reyna, probably the most closed off person in the series second only to himself, he visited bob in the underworld, even tho he ‘smells like death’ the pegasi are chill with him after getting the athena parthenos to chb, idk i just find it so funny that u have this lil street rat son of hades who unsettles p much everyone around him and summons ghosts and that hes also like,, the guy who not only knows everyone but is liked well enough by everyone to be able to cash in favours and shit

[percqbeths]

saw this in my tags because of what i made annabeth's instagram bio and now i will explain my personal pjo x buzzfeed conspiracy theory

(shoutout @milfmagn3t)

ok so there is an OLD tumblr post talking about how percy was in the news a few times (notably in the lightning thief) and as a result, how there's probably many people who think he's a conspiracy theory. and HONESTLY i heard that and ran with it?

like if u really think about it, how much did the gods manage to manipulate with the mist?? probably not a lot, considering the amount of chaos surrounding percy. and it only gets worse post the battle of manhattan–like think about it: this kid, who's been believed to be a KIDNAPPER, then found at the scene of MANY accidents in national monuments, and suspended from multiple schools suddenly disappears for six months and is spotted around california? NOT ONLY THAT, but he's spotted with the son of late actress beryl grace and daughter of famous actor tristan mclean... yeah there's definitely question marks around him.

thats literally one of the reasons i chose for percy's handle to be "notpercyjackson", because i think if you google his name a lot of news articles pop up and he kinda hates that, so he chose to start his @ with "not" because a lot of people will find him and be like "omg wait are u that kid that supposedly kidnapped his mom" and he always says "no". annabeth makes her bio that because to HER at least its kinda funny–they don't quite know her by name, since she's just identified as an accomplice in most videos, but most people connect the dots. i think buzzfeed unsolved would have a video centered around percy, where its just them kinda dissecting the news articles around him and then on top of that, looking through the various twitter and reddit threads that people have written ABOUT percy. annabeth, piper, and leo actually religiously watch and read conspiracies about them, specifically laughing whenever annabeth is mentioned. ryan and shane do connect the dots after digging through percy's socials and figure out annabeth is the "mysterious blonde accomplice" and because she's a MASSIVE buzzfeed unsolved fan, she makes it her bio because it amazed her.

i fully believe unsolved just have a series centered around weird events that happen and trying to link it to the argo crew just because there are so many questions about them that make no sense and have reddit users creating extensive conspiracy theories

[def-not-kaz-brekker]

GOOD BECAUSE I WANNA TELL (thanks Andy luv u homie also ur profile pic is lovely)

annabeth is the stereotypical smart girl who could murder you trope, Percy the stereotypical dumb boyfriend in love with his smart gf right?

And Nico is the emo depressed kid and will his is his sunshiney all unicorns and rainbows boyfriend?

And inej is your usual sweet murder girl with a conscience and kaz is your usual touch her and you die but also she can kill you and I am super into that guy, RIGHT?

If you assume all of that, you would be wrong.

If you walked down the street and saw annabeth and Percy on the other side, you’d be fucking by terrified of seeing Percy, not annabeth. Think about it. Percy spent months with wolves, he has a resting bitch face, fucking gods are scared of him, and he’s just insanely powerful and also just really scary. He’s incredibly pessimistic and cynical in his chapters, though he hides it with a veil of sarcasm and irony. Annabeth is insanely smart, and really, she’s the one keeping the reins on Percy. They balance each other out

Will solace is incredibly insecure and stressed about life in general. He’s terrified of not being able to save people and he while he has healthier coping mechanisms than a few characters I could name, he’s severely traumatized from the battle of manhattan and everything. Nicos really the one balancing out his anxious energy. Nico is very secure on his sense of self. He may not be the most emotionally secure, but he knows his limits and he just really knows himself.

Kaz brekker. What to say? Severe touch aversion that leads to panic attacks due to trauma. He’s terrifying. Murders people without a thought, torture for teatime. Actually, kaz spends most of his time doing paperwork. He’s the guy who knows fucking math in the dregs. Kaz brekker’s violence is merely a side gig. However, inej… she’s a spy. Her whole thing is about doing dangerous shit. Right after the ice court heist, she goes off to become a pirate. I doubt she could live without constant danger. Kaz Brekker would be the one being like, “inej love please we can murder people later”. She has a conscience but a need to keep busy. Kaz could probably settle down and chill out. Which is why they also balance each other out

This all brings to my point; these characters are almost the exact opposite of what you might expect.

They bring balance it each other. If you were to look at these characters, you’d say, “yeah so inej will and annabeth with their grumpy bfs” but no! It’s “annabeth, nico, and kaz with their chaotic significant others (annoyances)”

And it’s just fucking insane idk if this makes sense

Who wants to hear about the parallels between kanej, Percabeth, and Solangelo

[ace-of-pythons]

A bunch of marvel headcanons for your entertainment

Some of these are inspired by general stuff I've seen on the internet a while ago, others are completely random

• Clint Barton often inhabits the vents. He's been doing so for years and the avengers have all gotten used to it. He will usually sit in the vents and record them doing stupid stuff and adds it to his smack cam. He actually has a youtube channel called "HawkeyeTheBestAvenger" and has quite a few followers.

• Tony stark and dr. Stephen strange have a web show called "stark contrasts, strange similarities". They were very bored and apparently people found amusement in hearing them engage in a battle of wit. It now is a weekly activity and some of the other avengers will come down and watch the show. It helps the two so they have a designated time to verbally attack eachother instead of doing so on the battle field. They used to ignore each others plans and argue to the point of losing the battle, but now they are an unstoppable force and barely anything stands in their way. Except peter parker's puppy dog eyes.

• Clint Barton wanted to be a stand-up comedian, but he ended up becoming an assassin instead.

• Doctor strange owns at least 4 different copies of lord of the rings. Only peter parker knows this. If tony were to find out, he would never let him live it down.

• Peter parker often confuses the ceiling and the floor which has lead to tony freaking out at 2AM because he saw a figure crawling on the ceiling. (Tony called an exorcist soon after, but it happened to be doctor strange. The following events are now known as the not-so-demonic-doctor-and-the-spiderlings-unfortunate-timing.)

• Natasha and bucky sometimes have entire conversations in Russian without realizing it. Once they were talking late at night and had switched over to Russian without realizing and then steve walked into the kitchen. Nat asked what he was doing and he looked confused. She asked again but he still wasn't saying anything. Bucky then asked and all steve said was "what?". The two assassins then started to yell at steve in Russian. They forgot to watch their volume and ended up waking everyone. They were still shouting at steve when clint walked in and said "You know they are just asking you what you're doing up this late at night, right?" The rest of the night was filled with a tired spider-child, a blanket covered Bruce, and an overly annoyed tony.

• Tony has many nicknames for dr. Strange including, but not limited to: strange, stranger danger, Dumbledore, wizard, Merlin, Harry Potter, better steve, and stephanie.

• Outside of avengers tower, most people think that tony treats his intern poorly, but in reality he treats him like royalty. Peter has gotten used to tony stark's dad mode, everytime someone new comes in they are always surprised. Tony will cary around all the things his spider child needs. Food? He has a plethora of snacks. Backpacks? He has a closet with a bunch of new ones. Web fluid? He always has a replacement vial of the stuff if peter runs out. Hotel? Travago. He makes sure the spiderling is as happy as possible and will go to any length to make it happen. Scott lang was shocked to discover this. He then assumed that peter was his actual child. No one had the heart to tell him otherwise. He didnt find out he wasn't Tony's biological child until a month later.

• When scott lang, aka ant man, first joined it caused much confusion. The later deemed bug bois had a rocky start, but in an interesting way. Scott was under the impression that peter can control spiders and peter thought that Scott's full name was Scottish language. It took an hour and a spider sister for everything to be cleared up. Now the bug bois and the spider sister go on many missions together. Peter and scott always make as many nerd and science puns as possible while natasha just shakes her head.

• Tony does a bad. A terrible, terrible thing. He introduced peter to harley. This resulted in immediate vine references and instant friendship. It also caused the labs to catch on fire. The pure chaos that these two caused is more than even clint and scott can cause which is saying alot. It got to a point where the whole base was covered in waiting pranks and operational lightsabers. The two also figured out how to safely eat tide pods. You can imagine Tony's reaction. And to add insult to injury, king T'Challa came to the compound. With Shuri. S h u r i. The damage increased by double in the first hour alone. Let's just say that tony had to call Stephen to try to clean everything up. They still find shaving cream in the labs and kitchen even after they thought they were done cleaning.

• Doctor strange is broke. He had literally no money whatsoever. In the beginning he had started to spend it faster then he was making it. He then spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to try and fix his hands and when that didn't work he sold his things to get to Nepal. Specifically Kathmandu. Even more specifically, kamar-taj. Once he became a sorcerer money didn't matter as much. Now that he's back in New York, well, money is a problem again. He'll sometimes do really odd jobs to make a little bit more money in his free time (which is already minimal). The weirdest job he took was being a magician for a little kids birthday party. He may or may not have sent a kid to another dimension, but he'll never tell. (Sorry Marcus).

• Matt has a habit of getting thrown into dumpsters. Clint also has a habit of getting thrown into dumpsters. You can imagine Matt's suprise when someone else gets thrown into his dumpster. That's the somewhat anticlimactic way that Hawkeye and Daredevil meet. It's the deaf leading the blind. Two halves of one full idiot. They hated each other at first but they kept ending up in dumpsters. After one battle where daredevil got seriously injured, clint helped patch him up. From that moment on they learned that teaming up with each other wasn't that bad. Now the two can be seen patrolling around hell's kitchen and Manhattan and chatting all along the way.

• Peter got stuck. Quarantined in tony stark's laboratory. With iron man himself. And a few of the avengers. They have been pretty good with not bothering Peter while he's on a zoom call. That was until strange came by because of some multi-dimensional beast or something that turned out to be nothing. Well after that was settled, wong refused to let strange back into the sanctum. Resulting in Stephen being stuck at the compound with everyone else. This of course included tony. Peter was minding his own business following along with his chemistry class one peaceful Wednesday. Tony was tinkering on some piece of the newest iron man armor. Peter had turned his microphone on to answer a question when suddenly, strange yells out " Anthony Edward Stark!" Turns out that tony wasn't going to let the wizard enjoy his stay and decided to channel his inner loki. The good doctor appeared in the doorway covered head to toe with bright pink glittery paint. Tony then proceeded to laugh so hard he's on the floor. Peter had at one point, gotten up to help the sorcerer leaving his call unmuted. Meaning that his entire class heard the absolutely absurd conversation happening. That was how his class learned that he did in fact have an internship with tony stark himself.

[i-am-a-reader-fear-me]

A Percabeth AU where they keep their relationship secret in fear of what their parents might think. (Warning: this goes over both PJO and HoO so it's very long):

The beginning of TLT goes as it should but after Percy is claimed, Annabeth is suddenly meaner and colder.

He remembers the Poseidon/Athena rivalry but doesn't see why they have to hate each other bcuz of their parents.

But Annabeth doesnt relent.

They still go on the quest together bcuz "you are so going to fail without a daughter of Athena."

But they still argue a lot and give poor Grover a satyr migraine.

When they have that bonding moment on the truck, Percy thinks maybe they're sorta friends, but Annabeth proves that wrong later by calling him a "Seaweed Brain" bcuz he's so stupid.

Percy fires back with "Wise Girl" but Annabeth seems to take that as more of a compliment than an insult.

(He doesn't stop calling her that tho)

After Luke betrays Percy, Annabeth's the one that found him after the dryads and she drags him to the infirmary but completely denies caring about him afterwards.

By SoM, Percy is so done with this and goes over to her asking if they could be friends.

Annabeth, who actually would like to be his friend, agrees with reluctancy, saying, "We have to keep it a secret though, or who knows what our parents might do."

Percy agrees.

Grover knows they're friends now cuz of the empathy link, but doesn't say anything.

In TTC, when Annabeth falls off the cliff, he blames himself more than ever, bcuz if they hadn't been fake arguing she might not have been distracted and fallen.

Thalia blames him even more too, and he has to keep his cover and can't tell her he knows it's all his fault.

Nico asks if Annabeth is Percy's girlfriend.

He says no, but he has a funny feeling in his heart.

He goes to the attic to ask the Oracle about Annabeth.

It doesn't answer.

When he thinks Artemis is about to ask Annabeth to join the Hunters, he knows he has to tell her something, even if it meant blowing their cover.

He breathes a sigh of relief when Artemis asks Thalia, and Annabeth is waiting for him to talk with narrowed eyes as if trying to figure out what he wants to say.

He chokes. (~Like doesn't say his feelings, not actually choke lol~)

In BotL, they are totally going out on a secret unofficial movie date but ofc the fiasco with Kelli at Goode happens.

Annabeth gets really jealous when Rachel appears. (Especially since Rachel has more opportunity to go out with Percy bcuz Annabeth and Percy have to pretend to hate each other.)

Percy, ofc, does not realize why in Hades she's acting like she really hates him even though they're in private.

At camp, they're playing Capture the Flag when they stumble on an entrance to the Labyrinth.

They go down to hide from monsters and end up stuck.

It's so dark Annabeth grabs his hand to keep from being separating. (~this is canon, they were holding hands I checked~)

When they find their way back out, it appears almost an hour had gone by when they were sure they were down for a couple minutes.

The campers were searching for the two of them and are immediately suspicious when they find the two alone. Together.

But they forget about that when Clarisse comes and asks about the "hole" they fell into and Annabeth suggests they continue talking in private.

It is then that Annabeth, Percy, Grover, and Tyson go on their quest.

When Annabeth and Percy reach Mount St. Helens they are quickly found out.

Percy tells Annabeth to escape saying he has a plan. (He really doesn't)

She kisses him. (~whaaaaaaaat~)

When she leaves, Percy apparently decides to cause a volcano to erupt. (~ya he doez~)

He lands on Ogygia, while Annabeth, thinking he is dead, goes back to camp, alone.

When she returns, they ask where Percy, Grover, and Tyson are but she refuses to say anything.

They realize what happened.

They have a burning of the shroud ceremony where she doesn't say anything, sitting, her face emotionless, but her heart in turmoil as she listens to Chiron.

That's when Percy crashes the funeral.

Annabeth is outraged.

She pretends it's because "THE WHOLE QUEST IS BEING HELD UP BECAUSE OF YOU! AND WHAT WERE YOU DOING, ENJOYING A VACATION AT PARADISE ISLAND?!?!"

It's really because she was head over heels with worry and grief (while he's off with sOmE imMorTal gOdDeSs) but she can't let anyone know that.

She is certainly not happy when Rachel joins their quest.

(Percy still doesn't get it.)

Before TLO, they are playing Capture the Flag, and the two are on opposite sides. (~in The Demigod Files, the story they find Festus for the first time in~)

Annabeth and Silena capture Percy and Beckendorf and the boys suffer an utter loss. (Were the myrmekes part of the plan? They'll never know.)

Beckendorf and Silena totally know they like each other no matter how much Percy and Annabeth fake it and try to get one of them to ask each other to the Independence Day firework show.

Annabeth does end up asking Percy and they watch the fireworks secretly next to the woods so no one sees them.

They hold hands or something else just as cute idk.

In TLO, when the Battle of Manhattan starts, everyone is surprised when Annabeth let's Percy take the lead.

When she takes the blade for Percy she says it was bcuz "I didn't know it was him!"

"So you would take a blade for anyone if it wasn't Percy?"

"...yes."

But by this time everyone secretly ships Percabeth so no one questions it.

After the war, Percy gives up immortality mostly for her but only those two know it. (And maybe Grover).

Annabeth asks him to meet her in the woods and when he does, she brings him a lumpy blue-colored cake which Tyson helped make. (Bcuz of course Tyson knows that they're secretly friends but Grover told him not to tell anyone).

They kiss, duh.

But then a monster comes out from the woods and they don't want to fight it after they just had a war so they run.

They end up by the lake and Percy pulls Annabeth in to get away from the monster.

Cue best underwater kiss ever.

They date in secret for two months but Percy's mom knows.

When Percy goes missing, Annabeth freaks.

She searches for him everywhere and if anyone asks why she's searching so hard for someone she doesn't even like, she just replies, "He probably just disappeared bcuz it's his turn to do the camp chores and I will not let him slack off," or "Who else am I supposed to use for target practice???"

(None of the campers who'd been in the Titan war buy it.)

In SoN, the only thing Percy remembers is Annabeth, but for some reason, he has this instinct to not tell anyone about her so he doesn't.

In MoA she still judo flips him and acts all mad (which she is) but he still laughs it off and says all sarcastic, "Oh, did the smartass daughter of Athena miss me?"

But he missed her too.

When they go to eat lunch Annabeth and Percy excuse themselves to "go to the bathroom" but they really snuck off to have their own private reunion.

"I missed you so much, Seaweed Brain. Don't ever disappear like that again."

"I'm sorry, Wise Girl. I missed you too."

*kissing*

Later, when Annabeth and Percy sneak off to the Pegasi stables on the Argo II and sleep next to each other.

Frank finds them.

They swear they didn't do anything and threaten Frank into silence.

He can never look at them the same way again though.

When Annabeth has to get the Athena Parthenos, Percy paces the deck of the Argo but says he's not worried about a daughter of Athena.

When she finally gets the statue, he goes down to meet her but she trips and falls into the Pit.

He catches her, but now he's hanging on a ledge.

"Percy, let me go. You can't pull us both up." She whispers, knowing they're too low for the others to hear.

"We're staying together. You're not getting away from me. Never again." He whispers back.

"As long as we're together."

At least in Tartarus, they don't have to pretend they don't absolutely, utterly love each other.

In Blood of Olympus, Percy, Annabeth, and Piper are walking underground to the monster's base in the Parthenon when they see a trident mark in the ground.

Annabeth says it's the place where Poseidon struck the ground.

At this point, Percy turns to Piper and asks, "Can you keep a secret?"

Piper nods.

That's when Percy kisses Annabeth.

When he pulls away, he says, "This is where the rivalry ends….for us, at least."

Piper acts surprised but on the inside she is rAGING bcuz now Leo owes her ten bucks but she can't tell him.

After the Giant war they consider telling their friends, but they're not sure…

Idk how to end this just keep going

Sort of a bonus:

The Hephaestus and Athena cabins worked together to make everyone monster-proof phones (which also correct their dyslexia) and Annabeth and Percy use them all the time to text each other and no one knows.

Jason asks Percy to come to a cafe with some of the others, and Annabeth and Percy are texting the whole time.

Their convo goes something like this:

'hey Annabeth, me, Jason, Frank and some of the others r going to that cafe on 31st street'

'*Jason, Frank, some of the others and I' 'Really? Piper, Hazel, and I are going there too. They mentioned Jason, Frank, and Leo might be there, but not you.'

'weird, they didn't say anything about u either' 'hey wait a sec, Jason's texting on some gc called Operation Get Them Together' 'the other guys' phones r ringing everytime he sends something…'

'What? Operation Get Them Together???'

'yeah'

'....'

'what'

'Oh no.'

'what??? Annabeth????'

'They're trying to set us up.'

'wdym set us up'

'I MEAN, they're TRYING to get us TO GET TOGETHER'

'huh?'

'THEY WANT US TO GO OUT PERCY! YOU KNOW, TO BE A COUPLE???'

'ok okkk u don't have to yell'

'🤦‍♀️'

'so what do we do'

'I think we should go along with it.'

'wait hold on, Jason's asking me who im texting'

'Wait, tell him it's your girlfriend. Just to screw with them.'

'haha yes ur a genius'

'I know.'

Percy tells Jason that he is texting his girlfriend, to which Jason replies by "What?!" and frantically starts typing on the group chat to tell everyone that 'YOU GUYS PERCY SAYS HE HAS A GF ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION!!!'

To which Piper is the first to reply, saying, 'Nah, trust me, keep going with it'

At this point, they reach the cafe, and the boys and girls meet up at a table.

Annabeth, immediately going into acting mode, says, "What is he doing here?"

Percy fires back with a scowl and says, "You didn't tell me she was going to be here. I'm leaving."

Jason stops him tho

Percy and Annabeth sit down at the table, but everyone is still standing.

Piper and Hazel say they have to go to the bathroom and leave.

Jason and Leo say they're going to go order (even tho it's a sit down with a menu and order type of cafe???)

Everyone seems to have some kind of excuse to leave until Percy and Annabeth are left alone.

The two pull out their phones again.

'Seriously? This is their plan? Say we're all going out to eat and then leave the two of us alone?'

'ig' 'what do we do now'

'I don't know.' They're probably spying on us…'

'um is that Reyna, Hazel, and Calypso in the bushes with mud and green war paint on their faces?'

Reyna, Hazel, and Calypso were indeed hiding in the bushes (with binoculars) with mud and green war paint on their faces.

'Wtf?? How'd they do that so fast???' 'And is that Leo and Piper holding newspapers with eyeholes cut through???'

'lol yea...then that eagle flying above us is prolly Frank'

'Jason is hiding in the clouds to your six.'

'where r Nico and Will?'

'I think that's them making out in the bushes.'

'lmaoo im so gonna tease them for that' 'so what do we do now Wise Girl'

'...' 'Follow my lead.'

'k'

Annabeth puts away her phone and stands up.

Percy follows her lead.

She says, "We know you guys are there, just come out. It's not going to work. And we see you too, Nico and Will."

The other demigods come out of their hiding spots (the two who had been called out looking especially sheepish).

"Why not?" Piper says, knowing perfectly well why not.

Percy looks between Annabeth and Piper, and seems to come to a decision.

"Because," he says and goes over to Annabeth and kisses her, "we're already together."

The responses were very diverse.

"What?!"

"I knew it!"

"Leo! My ten bucks. Now."

"Yeah, I walked in on them sleeping together…"

"So we did all this for nothing???"

"Wait, did you say sleeping together?"

They arguing stops as two flashes of light almost blind everyone and two gods appear.

Poseidon and Athena.

For several seconds, the two gods just stare at Percy and Annabeth (who are now holding hands just bcuz)

Then, finally, after what seemed and EXCRUCIATINGLY long time, Poseidon turns to Athena and says:

"I was right, you were wrong, I was RIGHT, you were WRONG, I WAS RIGHT, YOU WERE WRONG, YOU OWE ME FIFTY DRACHMAS BIRD BRAIN"

This was not the reaction the demigods was expecting if you couldn't tell

Athena just scowls and makes a pouch filled with drachmas appear, and throws it at Poseidon.

Poseidon catches it, bringing out what appears to be a phone and starts calling someone.

Athena goes over to Percy and Annabeth.

She looks mad, and Annabeth tries to let go of Percy's hand, panicking, trying to think of a lie, but Percy doesn't let go.

"My daughter is the smartest and best of my children, and as much as I don't approve of this, if she chose you, sea-spawn, she must have a good reason. But if you step one foot out of line, I will have you punished, understood?"

Athena addresses this to Percy, who nods fearfully.

"Good."

Suddenly there are a bunch more flashes of light as more gods appear bcuz apparently, Poseidon wanted everyone to see that he was right and Athena was wrong.

Ofc chaos ensues.

But Percy and Annabeth are still holding hands and look at each other and feel overwhelmingly happy for the first time in a long time because now they don't have to keep their relationship a secret anymore.

THE END~

WTF HAVE I WRITTEN.

[alltheglowingeyess]

hi! i love your fanfics, do u have any headcanons/fics with connor x malcolm in it??

Heya! First of all, thank you!!! And sorry for taking a bit to respond lmao. For fics with Connor x Malcolm, I don’t have anything (mostly because all I write revolves around Solangelo lmaoooo), but I did try to write some headcanons! IDK how good they are; I kind of just started ramble-writing this at like 2 AM last night lol:

they met when they were 12

Connor was at Camp first at age 10

was a year-rounder with Travis for most of his time

Malcolm showed up a year later

his dad was killed after trying to get him to Camp, so he automatically became a year-rounder

they didn't get along originally

during the winter when they were 12, Connor dropped fake spiders on Malcolm and coated them in a sticking substance

Malcolm freaked out, obviously

it was the most upset Connor had ever seen him

he wanted to apologize but he didn’t know how, so the two didn’t talk about it and had weird tension between each other

by the time Connor tried to talk to him, Malcolm just blatantly ignored him

it became a matter of pride now, so Connor ignored him too

after Luke betrayed the Camp and everyone found out, Malcolm was one of the kids who still trusted Hermes campers

his reasoning was always “Being a Hermes kid and being a traitor are different things. It could be anyone at this Camp.”

the two didn’t interact much, but Malcolm made an effort to tell him that he knew Connor was a good person

even through all his pranks and mistakes, he wasn’t ever intentionally malicious

it was kind of a make up between the two; they didn’t ignore each other any more

Connor never told him, but it really meant a lot to know someone was in his corner

the two became friends after this

they actually had some things in common

when Annabeth left for the school year (TTC) and Malcolm was in charge, the Hermes and Athena cabin would pair up for Capture-The-Flag almost every time

both were excellent at strategizing

Malcolm enjoyed working with Connor because he could be serious and gave critical feedback on his plans

his feedback was usually him explaining how he would bypass their defenses or something, allowing Malcolm to revise until they came up with the perfect plan

both also enjoyed seeing the other person’s different sides

Malcolm could be really funny; he wasn’t some “stick-in-the-mud” as Connor had thought

Malcolm actually liked to help out with pranks

his plans helped the Stolls’ pranking have at least a 12% increase in success

he also was a good guide to telling Connor where he should draw the line sometimes

it saved him from getting his ass kicked multiple times

Connor was actually a lot gentler than he seemed on the outside

he also enjoyed learning and proved to be a really good debate partner

he got really into whatever they were talking about and always offered different perspectives on the matter at hand

the two kind of began to crush on each other, but it was more of a back-burner crush

especially because they had a war to fight

after the Battle of Manhattan, Connor dated Will Solace for a bit

Malcolm would be lying if he said he wasn’t thrilled when they broke up after a few weeks

Will had a good idea that Connor liked someone else; the two still remained good friends though

Connor had stolen the land mines from the Ares Cabin (BoO) for Malcolm

Malcolm mentioned in passing how it would be good for some sort of plan he had, but Clarisse shot it down

Connor proceeded to rope Travis into stealing some of the live landmines and bringing them to Malcolm

to this day, NOBODY has any idea how the two pulled it off

Malcolm’s reaction was a mix of shock, amusement, and endearment because of how far Connor was willing to go to help him work out his plan

he still lectured the son of Hermes for an hour about self-preservation and thinking about consequences as Connor hid from an angry Clarisse in the Athena Cabin

during the first Three-Legged Death Race (pre-TOA), the two paired up together

the two were definitely underestimated

both don’t seem really imposing at first glance, but the Hermes/Athena combo is pretty lethal

Malcolm did a good job strategizing, Connor managed to get his hands on various items to give them a leg up

they finished in second, behind Holly and Laurel from Nike

Connor almost knocked them into a random pit when he was laughing at Malcolm after the typically collected son of Athena threw a well-aimed ink bomb at Nico and sent him and Will tumbling into a different direction of the Labyrinth

this let them grab their third apple and win

Connor didn’t stop bragging about that to everyone because of how badass he considered it to be

Malcolm pretended to be annoyed, but he was secretly flattered

he always felt second to Annabeth, like any other child of Athena, so it was nice to be exalted for something like that

the two actually ended up getting together a little while after the rac

Connor showed up at the Athena Cabin completely flustered, talking a mile a minute about asking him out on a date

cut to Cecil, Julia, and Alice all face-palming at his awkwardness

Malcolm found his awkwardness endearing and said yes to a date

Connor managed to get Chiron’s permission for them to go out to the city for a date

they first went Metropolitan Museum of Art

Connor was surprisingly on his best behavior

Malcolm was having fun, spouting random facts he had read about the exhibits

they went to eat in a surprisingly high-end restaurant

Malcolm had no idea how, but Connor managed to talk his way into getting them a nice booth and all

when they were heading back to Camp, they had their first kiss

they didn’t realize it, but a bunch of other campers saw them

Cecil insisted on throwing them in the lake just like Connor had suggested for Percy and Annabeth at the end of TLO

Were these any good? I doubt it lmaoooo but I tried. I might try to write something between the two though, to put my rambling list of headcanons to use.

(Also, the formatting completely flopped lmaooo; I still have no idea how to post a list properly on here.)