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He works out

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*Bangs head against table* whaaaa

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my favorite german teleporter :D

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chicks dig the fuzzy dude (it's 2002 and they are nine years old and someday they will realize they wanted his exact gender the entire time)

prints ✩ track

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Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.

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Rogue and Jean Grey by Seye Sanyaolu

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umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

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Random thought

Prowl: Aaand this is where I usually live

Jazz: Oooaah cool cool coo…….

Prowl: Is something wrong?

Jazz: IS THAT A PTERODACTYL???

Prowl: Her name is Green. She’s a good girl and well behaved don’t worry

Jazz, being actually smaller than Green: I fucking hope she is……….

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Blurr - The Pride of Velocitron

It's really hard being the best all the time. The horrible burden of being the bestest, the smartest, most impressive mech in every room you enter can weigh heavy on the backs of regular mechs.

Original sketch done by @katzske, thank you so much for your help as always!

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thought what if shockwave's finials blushed when they heat up…

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affirmations

i am a complex organism brutally engineered by uncaring forces of nature

i am a product of billions of years and trillions of deaths

i am building a machine greater than myself

i am able to make phone calls and appointments

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Successfully lured my friend into Ultrakill after he got me into Portal

Seeing him learn how to do a projectile boost brought pure joy to me

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two wonderful things i saw online today

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are you frequently overstimulated?

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Oh, Wade! You shouldn't antagonise an already feral kitty!

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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.