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can't stop thinking about those skeleton lesbians (pt 1)
#palamedes and camilla my beloveds#pal gets grey hair to match his grey eyes like an anime boy because that's how i first imagined him sorryyyyy#also i think i drew ianthe's skelly arm on the wrong side. im sorry forever#also these only cover the first two books. currently reading nona! dont know wtf is goin on!!#tlt#the locked tomb#harrowhark nonagesimus#harrow nonagesimus#gideon nav#ianthe tridentarius#palamedes sextus#camilla hect#mercymorn the first#augustine the first#griddlehark#harrianthe#harryanthe#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#tamsyn muir
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I'm reading the Vampire Chronicles and I just started The Vampire Lestat and it's immediately giving ebony darkness dementia raven way and I'm screaming
#its the same self absorbed description and dramatic cadence that my immortal has#im literally not even a paragraph in#and hes like im 6 feet tall which isnt bad... i guess 🤪#i have gorgeous curly blonde hair and special eyes that change color in the light#also im gorgeous as hell#and im a rockstar#like im sorry but wtf is this book??#interview was not like this#it was just louis being a melodramatic bitch about his morals#releasing this from the drafts#also i dnf this book#i might go back to it eventually but i just got bored of anne rices blatantly catholic vampire guilt narration
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"It's hard being an Armand girlie right now.."
Me: Is it? Baby boy definitely did all that shit, sure, and yeah it was terrible to Louis and Claudia and Lestat and Madeleine and technically the whole coven...he looked fabulous af doing it thought. Credit where credit is due he gaslit his way to a mediocre relationship and, probably, [Redacted but understood by the girlies in the *know* about 1973-1985]. Not being alone meant being in the worst possible relationship for all parties. Gremlin chose violence against everyone, himself included. I'm not gonna say oh woe is him when it comes to this (his backstory is a whole other story but we're not really there yet). He's a chaos demon and I just love that for him. And I love that it was his (eventual) fledgling who exposed him. He had it coming. Either way? He's a little evil shit but he sure as shit was fabulous doing it and I love him.
#interview with the vampire#iwtv#the vampire armand#sorry not sorry about what i said i'm just tryna have some fun#i mean he turned daniel and i love daniel and have forever and it's really funny he did#not because he did it oUt oF sPItE but because they're opposites#and you know what they say about opposites#but yeah he's a fucked up little shit and i like him as is#the lestat girlies have more ground to be sympathetic to lestat but they don't feel shame#good on them lestat is an affably evil diva and im here for it#i just like gremlin giant insect evil queens who consistently fuck up getting the love they want#also my kingdom to see show armand just randomly scalp a corpse like he does in his book#because like wtf was that but also yeah ok i get it you little weirdo
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the urge to give up on EVERYTHING and disappear >>>
#scarlet thinks this and then they remember that she does have so much left to do still#like? i cant die before publishing my book wtf#i have those two half written fanfic reviews to complete#(areia honey im so sorry 😭 im a terrible friend ifk)#i have people to proove wrong#i have a house with floor-length windows facing the ocean on top of a cliff to buy and live in#i cant give up just yet
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What do you mean “Fantasy doesn’t count as real literature.” Great, Thanks. Have fun reading another white man complain about fincial issues and how women are “too promiscuous these days.” I’m going to go read a cool werewolf book, and guess what, it’s all a metaphor about racial inequites specifically via schooling as a result of colonialism. AND it has a cool map at the begininng. So suck it.
Also, even if I were rereading twilight, atleast im not pretending to enjoy myself reading catcher in the rye. I read 40 books last year, predominantly classics and basically? Not a single one was as interesting as Edward and Bella. 🤷
#smaeemo#ok some of this was exaggerated because a lot of the classics that I did read were relatively interesting and impactful for their time#but I like my trashy romance more than I like pretending to care about Jay Gatsby being a creepy obsessed lunatic#and I stand by it#A lil controversial on this one#I got into a debate about this topic with a Colleen Hoover reader (deragatory) and it was shameful#how can you claim to like quote unquote good literature when you refuse to read anything other than Colleen hoover and dead white men#Sorry this is heated#but still#Wtf do you mean by this????#anyway#love my twilight#twilight#twilight saga#still wishing supernatural were a YA book series#books#booklr#books and reading#classic books#now dont get me wrong#I really do find signigicance in classics and certain old books#but come on#Pride and Prejudice#or#wings of fire#which one is more fun#also fantasy is such a powerful and useful writing tool that continues to be as impactful to this day#I just like to make it silly because thoughts are hard to verbalize and then type into this computer system#ah shit#it got too meta now im thinking about how each word is made up of letters as I tag this
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also something about foolish, who usually sticks around spawn, who builds or fools around, who takes care of his daughter, going off thousands of blocks away to fight in dungeons. to throw himself into the fight again and again. to find something harder to fight each time, to get a reward that he doesn’t really need or want anyway. no leo around for him to worry about, or worry about him in return, after all
#foolish 🤝 bad - healthy coping mechanisms who??#anyways no one is dealing with this well and I’m ready for them to just destroy the island until their children come back or they can go#and save them#sorry to keep angst posting on main I’m going through it pfksjfjs#I’m just. foolish isn’t one to get serious or genuinely upset. frustrated maybe. hardly upset like he is#his reaction to Leo? not letting anyone read the book she left before he could even if it would take a lot more effort?#he had his moment of ‘wtf’ laughter. and then he has his genuine im upset I’m pissed I’m at a loss reaction. which is the polar opposite of#his usual frantic raised voice almost comical over the top reactions#when Tina finds out he can’t even fully brush it off with a joke to comfort her. he can’t reassure her. he gets quiet#I’m just. the whole combo. I’m upset about this man#mcyt#qsmp#foolish#z speaks
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Okay Someone please correct me if I'm wrong (I watched the show yesterday and i havnt read the books in like a fuckin WHILE) but out of all the things they've done w the show, I FUCKING LOVE TO THE ENDS OF THE COSMOS, that Luke was like yeah neurodivergency (help that's spelt so wrong) is pretty common at camp Percy ur good. Bc I'm pretty sure in the books they said some shit about demigods just were "made to be more hyperactive to escape monsters" or some shit
Besties please correct me if I'm wrong I'm just excited and love this change? (Question mark bc I might have this wrong someone fact check me please I am tired and cannot rn)
#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#neurodivergent#nuerodiversity#percy pjo#sorry guys i had to scream about this when i noticed it in the show i was so happy please correct me if im wrong bc when i first read the#books a LONG time ago even not know i was neurodivergent i was pissed it was just like oh no your just a demigod#like um no? wtf bro
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Sorry, I just feel like the prose should have a personality 🤷
#im sure everyone's like “wtf do you mean”#and i mean like....the introspection. the descriptions. they should have personality too#like..idk maybe back the character into all aspects of your writing#do you notice how he always describes things beautifully??#so that when you switch perspectives it's apparent#when you read constellations do you notice how Wukong always pays attention to the weather and the elements?#i lean into that when im writing him because i believe Wukong learned to appreciate beauty on the journey#and he tries to see it no matter where he is#this will become more clear when the epilogue is out. because Macaque is not that way#he focuses more on expressions and voice#anyway i wrote this post bc im reading a book that has super dry prose#like... where is the personality#where's the fun???? not here LMAO#sorry for misspelling im on mobile 😭
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look at what the desk at work did to my knee :(
#im so sorry i know a closeup image of a knee is a very strange thing to look at lol#but look at all those bruises wtf#it's this one spot that like sticks out underneath it and every time i scooch in i accidentally bang my knee#i hate being stuck at that computer all day omg#this combined with me banging my nose the other day and the time i jammed my fingers under a massive pile of books#the library is shaping up to be a pretty hardcore job lmfao (or maybe i am just a little clumsy.... like the protag of a romance novel)#bri babbles
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Unpopular opinion: the heavy push toward anti-advertising on Tumblr does nothing to harm the advertisers you hate but is doing a huge amount of damage to small businesses who rely on reblogs to get the word out about their stuff.
#unforth rambles#i have so many rants stored up about the infuriating nature of anti advertising#and how it boils down to i dont want to know about new things unless my friends tell me organically#well how do you think your friend found out#somewhere along the line someone needs the ad shoved in their face or else the thing is completely invisible#i could really write 5k words on how frustrating it is#and how huge corporations and prime adding ads and youtube ads none of that is affected by your i wont reblog ads activism#who is affected are the small time creators who started on tumblr and rely on tumblr and are making things tumblr has said they want#like queer books and xxxxl skirts and indie games and and and#youre so bad at capitalism but youre only hurting your own#its exhausting tbh#anyway maybe yall should rethink your syances on advertising#tho the only people who will see this are people who already know and support me and others like me#so im preaching to the choir#im sorry yall youre doing enough and i love you#i dont know how to force the people who ACTUALLY need a wake up call on this to see this post#i can remember a time when if a business started from tumblr with actual fandom people everyone was excited and it spread like fire#now the minute we try to sell things made by tumblr based creators were categorized as just as evil as megacorps#and honestly wtf why
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I got around to reading the Times interview with sjm and this part jumped out at me, and not for a good reason
If the portals to the other worlds could possibly be reopened, then what the hell was the point of the majority of throne of glass?? The main plot turns into, "close the gates forever to avoid any more homicidal beings coming into the world"
What was the point of Aelin losing her human self, and a great chunk of her power, and almost dying if it wasn't for Rowan's plan, if the gates can be reopened??????!!!!!
#im sorry but like wtf?????#like a cameo or like a history book telling their stories somehow getting into other worlds is fine#but like.......i dont want to gates to be reopened#can u tell im passionate abt this lmao#like leave aelin alone#cc spoilers#hofas spoilers#potentially#kingdom of ash#aelin ashryver whitethorn galathynius
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they're making a harry potter reboot as a tv show????? why…………
#im sorry but like aside from the fact that jk rowling is obviously a biggot and hbo should stay away from her#it doesn't make any business sense???? like the movies are still there and still good#and i see ppl be like oh yeah but they leave stuff out like just read the books?? why tf do you want a tv show#srsly who actually wants this wtf#like if they really wanted to make a tv show i feel like a first wizarding war tv show would make more sense? esp for hbo?#i guess its good they're not doing that cuz hopefully this tv show will fail more bc of lack of interest in a reboot#but like lollll maybe she doesnt wanna do the first wizarding war bc she's afraid to expose her intolerant views#or maybe she just wants to replace the hp cast since they called her out#or maybe she's just realized nothing else she does ever works lol so she's trying to get as much money off it as possible lol
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listen i dont like fëanor but i can't deny that getting so mad you literally burst into flames and crumble away into ash is kinda fucking relatable
#i was about to go “do i have to tag this for spoilers” in my own head as though the silm isnt literally older than me#tbf not as many people read it as lotr or the hobbit but still. come on brain wtf#esp since someone would have to be really weird to come on my blog specifically to complain about spoilers lmao#i do think its funny I've only now gotten around to readinf it but its taking me so long to make myself listen to it that i keep forgetting#things especially in the really long chapters#to the extent now i find myself going “oh maybe i need to write down names because of course everyone has to start with an f”. i was doing#okay and then i went a really long time without reading so now im like wait wait go back#which sucks because i usually dont have trouble getting through long books. admittedly i listen more than read lately#but still. i think it took me maybe a week to get through priory the first time? like i dont think its that im not interested i just havent#had a lot of energy to expend or to get really into things? idk i keep forgetting from finals up till now has been extra bad in terms of..#..pain. chronic migraines gonna migraine ig. i bitch about it like i havent lived this way for years n years. but they were never as bad..#..until i started college and now theyve been worse than ever. i hate thinking about how much time i always lose. how much time ill always#be losing. sorry how the fuck did this turn into a tangent.
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hello besties i am semi well rested, solved my immediate money issues, am no longer dealing with course credit mix ups that could have delayed my graduation, and no longer excessively tired and angry at the world
anyway before we get back to our regularly scheduled anime content who wants to guess how likely it is that my textbooks this semester break my spine
#hang on yall have GOT to see how big these suckers are#seriously i am afraid for my BACK#like don’t get me wrong ive had large textbooks but wtf is this#and there’s TWO#the thread that my sanity hangs onto has gotten a little thicker so im functional again very sorry about my nonsense#hey babe hows the thread of your sanity so THICC👀#sorry had to add that#seriously im taking a picture of these books though because wtf#nice man double bagged them for me and they ripped through BOTH bags before i made it home#which is less than a five minute walk like HUN#these will be in my backpack my SPINE#life junk#not anime
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WEREVGOING TO EATVTHE AMONGUS BURGER
#AGAAAAGGHA I CSNT DO IT GIRL#I AM SO TIRED I STAY UP TOLL LIKE 2 WVEEY FUCKING BIGHTH FOING HOMEWORK#I HAVE SO MCUH TO DO DTOLL#BEVAUSEBI HAD TO READ 100 PAGES AND ANNOAYATEBAND ANNAKAYS AND THEN I HAD TIBELABE SHOOL EARLY FOR THERAPY AND GOV#ASSIGNEMR A BUFE HW FOR RTONGIGHT AND I HAVE TO ORAPRE A SPEECH TOR TOMMROW AND I HAVE TO KAKE#5 SKETXH BOOK ENETIRES A PAINTING SND NOW ABUNCH OF DRICKERS BTBMONEDU#I AM LITTERALKY AT MY LAST FUCKING STRAW#I CANT DUCKING EAT BEVAUSE IM WORKING SO MICH AND IN SO STREESSED MY FUCKING SIZE SMALL PAKTS NOW FUCKIGN FALL OFF WTF#AND PEOOLE STILL HAVE THE BALLS TO MAKE FUN OF ME FOR EATING ONE OREO LIKE IK SORRY IMM SOREY OH NO SUGAR SOBSCARRY I WEIGH 80 FUCKING POUND#U SHIT FOR BRAINS AAAAAAGG AND MY ELTEAXHERS ACT LIKE IM SOOOO FUCKING LAZY BEVAUSE IM TARDJE ONCE HAHAHSHSHSHS ONE TIME AND THEY ACT LIKE#I ASKED FOR 5000 DOLLARS AND TO KILL THEIR FUCKING GRANDPABAND FIVKING I ASK FOR AN EXTENTION OOOONCE IN ENLGLISH AJD I HAVE A 504 IBOAY FOR#THAT BUT NO HE JUST GRILACES AND SAYS JUST THIS ONCE ONE WHOLE DAY AFTER CONGRADUALTING ME FOR BEINGG THE MOST PROFUCTIVE STUDENT IN HIS CL#CLASS THIS YEAR AND THE FUCKING GOV TEACHER IM ONE OF 5 WITHOUT KISSING WORK 5 I FUCKING AND THEN SHE GETS MAD BECAUSE I WAS LATE DUE TO A#FUCKING PRACTOCE AP TEST AJSJSJSJDLFKTJ AND MY FUCKING CERAMICS TEACHER OOOH MY GOD#HAVE U EVER WOKEN UP AND DECODED TO CRUSH A KIDS DREAM? WELL HE DID!! I STAYED UP TIL 5 AM DOING WHAT I THOUGHT WAS THE ASSIGNMENT BECAUSE#HE DOESNT PIST JEW ASSIGNMENTS ITS THE SAME VLASSROOM FROM 2018 SO I YHOUGHTS THATS WHAT I HAD TO DO SO HE TOLD ME TO JUST QUIT ART BECAUSE#‘I DIDNT HAVE WHAT IT TOOK’ BECAUSE I FIDD THE WROG GFIFIKVING SSOSHNEMTN SHDHDJDKFKFKFJFKKFKF AHAHAHHA HAHS#AND I PASSERD OUT EARLY LAST NJGHT SND DIDNT GET TO PACK MY BAD SO I WAS A FEW MINUTES LATE SO MY MOM YELLED ST ME THE ENTIRE DRIVE TO SCHOO#CUZ IT WAS SOOOOO ITESPEOKSIBLE OF ME AND I SHOULD HAVE KNOE TO PACK UP WHEN I WAS TIRED BUT HERES THE THING!!! I ALWAYSBSTART PACKING EHEN#IM TIRED! I WAS JUST EXAUHAAYED FROM GETTING 3 HOURS OF SLEEP EACH NIGHT AND FEEL ASLEEP SITTING UP DOING MY HW ONE TIME!! AND THAT WAS SOOO#LAZY OF ME HDJFKFKTKTKK I BOUGHT A WEIGHTED BLANKET RECENTLY BUT SHE WONT LET ME HAVE IT UNTIL MY ROOMS CLEAN AS IF I WVEN HAVE FREE TIME#TO DO STUFF I LIKE IN THE FIRST PLACE FHFJFJFJ AND NOW I CANT PARTICIPATE IN SPLATFEST BECAUSE SHE THINKS THAT THE HOUR I SPEND WORKING ARE#SPENT ON MY PHONE SO SHES DRAGGING ME TO THE MOUNTSINS EVEN THO I TOLD HER I CANT EVEN SKI FOR A FUCKING DAY DU TO HOMEWORK#AND FUCK FJFJFJF EVEYRONES JUST SO PISSY ST ME FOR TRHIJG MY FIVKING HADRESY EVEN MY FROEND GOT FUCKING MAD BECAUSEY WORK LOAD MADE IT SEEM#LIKE I WAS BORED LISTENING TO THEM TALK FOR 12 FUCKING HOURS STRAIGHT EVERY SINGLE DAY EVEN THO THE SECOND I TRY TO SHARE NAYTJING THEY GO#OFFLINE OR JUST GLAZE OVER IT OR NOT EVEN READ EVEN THO ITS LIKE 30 MINUTES OF ME TALKING EHEN THEY SPEND EVERY SINGLE DAY TALKING#AND THEY GOT SO MAD I TOOK AWHILE TO RESPOND BEVAUSE I HAD 70 PAGES TO READ AND ANNOATTE 3 PAGES OF ANALYIS TO WRITE AND 5 ARTICLES TO READ#WEITE HALF PAGES EACH ON ALL DUE IN INE DAY#i cant do this man i’m actually like this is it HSJDJ eveeyones so disappointed and mad at me for taking school seriously but having my#struggles i think i’ll just jump off a bridge the next time some one drags me down. ANYWAY XOXO LOVE U TUMBLR 💖💖💖💖
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not the jenny haniver.....
#IM SORRY i hate prequels like this that just bring up names as stupid backstory and fan service 😭#like i HATED when they name dropped shrike I just. CANT STAND IT man wtf#critengines#good books otherwise tho fr just not my jam when it comes to this stuff lol#ok it kind of feels like. theyre trying to remind the reader that yes` indeed this does take place in the same universe. except if youve-#read the og quadrilogy and paid attention to what youre reading its already like yeah. I KNOW IT TAKES PLACE IN THE SAME UNIVERSE 😭😭
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