#like i could switch up characters to use ig but i dont see the point

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ok im done with the femblem engage game i think. (lying).

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Genshin person, hi! I joined for a friend originally without interest but they left and I kept playing. Now I actually enjoy it! I started in May 2022 so I missed out on a lot, which is only sad when I think about Albedo as I dont have his weapon nor his painting he gifts you for the teapot.

I don't really technically main anyone as my goal is to level everyone's talents to 6 and to get them to level 80 at least. I still use them during and after to max their friendship and then move to the next. I'll make sure to file through them with domains so they don't get lonely!

I've been using Kazuha, Razor, Yanfei, Albedo, and Barbara for a while now, mixing between them. I'd switch them out but I've been in a lull state of just doing the necessary for BP. I'm starting to get more motivation though! I too want Eula though, I wish you luck once the day finally comes and the heavens open up.

Do you have any deep thoughts about the characters or lore? Anything that stayed with you? Favorite region? Personally I favor Mondstadt because it's the closest to a welcoming home we have.

hi again!! ough, i feel you with the missed content. i wanted to see the unreconciled stars event so fucking bad, but alas, i was too late. i actually started playing later than you, early august 2022! diluc was my first five star (not counting the traveler ig), and i've just been hitting since B). i have insane luck in the gacha for some reason so i've been able to get every five star banner i've been there for except for shenhe and xiao, which kinda sucks because i like them a lot, but c'est la vie :/. also oh man you have kazuha?? i missed his banner :( you're so lucky, he seems like such a funky dude.

and as for thoughts on the lore...oh boy do i!! i am Interested in learning about khaenri'ah and the abyss, as well as the tsaritsa and her motives. i personally have a theory that her and the abyss sibling were allied at some point (and maybe still are...) but i digress. my favorite region is sumeru!! it just reminds me of home, sort of. and also the aranara are so cute and if i could i'd just spend the entire game playing with them. answers? siblings? the fate of the world? no sir we're just playing hide and seek with little plant babies here.

favorite characters...my all time favorite is childe, though i cannot deny it is a very close race between thoma and kaeya as well. it's like; i like pretty boys with a horribly traumatic backstory and golden retriever energy and childe fits all three, while thoma and kaeya fit two out of three. i made a venn diagram about it here in case i'm not explaining it well hehe

and good luck to you too!! when the sky rains blood and the angel of death blows the trumpet i hope to get her to at least c4 before i'm dragged down to hell :)

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Akatsuki Headcanons:

Holding hands for the first time

When I say I am sick n tired of rereading the same old akatsuki smut shit I mean it. Don't get me wrong, shit is well written. I am simply not horny. At least not as much as sumn of us. So, here we have a cute, fluffy headcanon made by me at 5:08am randomly bc I said so

CHARACTERS: Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, Kisame, Hidan, Kakuzu

GENRE: fluff

READER: genderneutral

CONTEXT: established romantic relationship, however it is still very fresh

EXTRA INFO: Since I am doing this with no preparation other than angr my interpretation of the characters might not allign with your ideas which is fine but criticism is always welcome

Deidara

If there was a gif showing this mf red as a tomato I'd use that one because this fella strikes me as someone who would be shOCKED

Not because he didn't necessarily expect it. He is a smart bboi in his own way but yk how some people do not go easy with emotions like some others do? yh he doesn't-That's what is happening

he is overjoyed but also anxious but so relieved yet so shook

is he holding your hand too tight? is we sweating? should he stfu or maybe talk abt something? if that mf tongue slips-

You'll probably notice how he has gone from the deidara who never shuts up to something else. You don't know what it is, but it has two functional legs for sure so that's cool

lean on him, get closer, kiss him- idc just love this man. it WILL break him but pls just go ahead-

Sasori

I love this man omg

pls give this dude some affection he gets no bitches

but now fr, I do think that he is very good at keeping himself calm when thinking of fights throughout the entire series. However, the difference is that while he is used to calming himself when in serious trouble this situation is different. he isn't in danger nor does he have a problem but it is uncalm for sure

amused yet clueless because oi yes holding hands but hdjsjd what now- maybe a little more awkward

if you were to hold his hand while leaning against him when tired that would make the situation easier for him because of the purpose

but let's say you guys are walking and you grab his hand while walking next to him. yh i can guarantee you it will be awkward

might even just straight up ask wtf you're doing

maybe this is just me being so in love with him that I just crave him softly smiling and kissing his s/o's head but jdjzjdjsjs mf is short as hell my 5"7 ass can go home

Itachi

so prettyuyyays

he expected some sort of physical affection at some point bc well that is normal (ig?) and welcomes it happily

i just know that he has been craving love and connection and canon-canon Itachi would probably not even engage with anyone on that level but we are in the middle of a pandemic and dont need that, we need smth that makes us feel loved

while holding hands might not be his favourite type of physical affection i can see him even engaging with you in that way when you walk or sit next to one another, maybe also when you cuddle in bed

in comparison to sasori, this wouldn't really ever become awkward. He doesn't lack the talking skills and even works towards avoiding such awkward silences for your comfort

Kisame

Big hands, you're not holding those you're holding his two fingers in your hands bc how tf-

But we love us some big hands and Kisame

surprised at first but plays it cool. he'll prob won't even attempt to hide his surprise and just smile while he flirts or attempts to make you blush too

no matter when you'd attempt to hold his hand for the first time, you could be in the middle of a normal conversation and he would stop talking/listening and direct all attention to your hands

its kinda funny with how fast he switches from surprised n blushing, to looking and then flirting

the flirting/attempt to make you blush too is his way of making himself less anxious abt the situation. he shares his misery with you and you both just laugh it off

I can easily imagine him offering you his hand to hold in the future bc why the hell not

Hidan

"Hm? What is that about?"

genuinely clueless

its not because he doesn't enjoy physical affection but more like he just goes ???

does he prefer stuff like cuddling, hugging and kissing over holding hands? sure

but he acknowledges your courage and holds your hand more often in order to make you happy and not feel rejected or anything. besides y'all can take it slow

he'd def be the type to give you a kiss on the back of your hand every. single. damn. time.

tho unless holding hands is the only way of being affetionate he prefers doing something else while also holding your hand like cuddling, caressing your hair/back, kissing you, hugging etc

therefore you should expect some kisses after answering his stupid questions

Kakuzu

Man loves you but pls dont interrupt him

so let's say he is free and is simply existing. go ahead. hold his hand. he will probably just sigh but definitely hold your hand

depending on the situation this either leads to cuddling, hugging or another conversation (topic)

he prefers cuddling once both of you lay down to sleep after everything else is done however holding hands rarely rly stands in the way like you can walk perfectly while holding hands so why complain

holding hands is not really his favourite type of affection neither smth he really initiates like ever but he wouldn't reject you either

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Casonverse Expo

ok so after you see this you Cannot save it. the whole thing about the casonverse is that its solely “oral” and memory based. i cannot write down “rules” to it or anything. this post Will be lost to time and youll just have to deal with that

ok so. we begin. our story. w/ an explanation on how ectobiology has been going on earth c. basically, every once in a while to increase genetic diversity, a babeh between two of the original founders is created randomly, and said founders get to decide if they want to adopt that babeh or not.

now its been a very very long time on earth c and all of these bitches are immortal. yep. every single one. even the non godtiers, they get an immortality boon for winning the game. you know whats also a boon? all of the players getting revived. yep. every single one. because this is my au and i can do what i want.

anyways as i was saying basically at some point a babeh between john and karkat is made and this time theyre like “yeah ok well adopt this one” SO. they be goin there. and the ONE TIME they decide this is the right time the baby is fuckin BROKE. the internal organs of trolls and humans dont mesh very well when the genes are combined in the ectomachine, and this baby is basically just dying very slowly. this baby isssss Casey! well, shes not named that by her parents, but well just call her Casey for now.

john and karkat do their fuckin best to keep this thing alive but her tiny baby body is completely dysfunctional. and doesnt last very long. This is Traumatizing for Everyone Involved. anyways!! a pretty long time after that we have Cason and Jones. they were spawned at the same time. Jones is rose and kanayas horrible ectospawn, and Cason happens to be another equally horrible spawn between john and karkat! they decide to adopt this one, and fortunately it lives. This was Their First Mistake.

but before we get into Cason, lets get into Jones. Jones is,,,, very socially awkward. in fact, she often comes off as creepy to everyone else. this makes her very clingy towards her mothers, who arent That terrible at parenting. theyve got quirks, but theyre good for her. Jones doesnt really have any friends, except this Totally Cool and Not at All Dangerous cult she gets dragged into! this is the second secret shes ever kept from her mothers. the first is that shes the one who keeps bringing snails into the house. Jones likes snails, but shes not good at taking care of them. she just keeps bringing them into the house and feeding them her snack. her snack is rat poison. snails like and digest rat poison safely. snails! she likes them.

ALSO APPARENTLY SHE CAN SEE GHOSTS???? yeah lets get into that. see, Casey becomes a Regular Ghost after she dies. not a dream ghost, just a plain ol ghost. and anyways, shes around the same age as everyone else if not a year older due to Ghost Rules now, and Cason is the only one that seems to be able to see her. and then theres Jones. Jones is absolutely stunning to Casey and yes she falls so hard in dokis. but Jones is trying to ignore the fact that she can see ghosts. it makes her feel like even more of an outcast. ooooo drama! anyways those two have their own background plot going on about fighting eldritch gods or something idk.

LETS GET BACK TO CASON. see. Cason. is The Worst. like, genuinely. ever since he was a kiddo, he was a completely spoiled brat from day one, and spent his childhood Looking Down on People for multiple reasons. for one, hes the son of TWO FUCKING FOUNDERS AND RAISED BY THEM, two he got away with EVERYTHING, and three i think its just in his nature. Cason prides himself in being knowledgeable and better than everyone else, but he is not like Other Egomaniacs((tm.))

Cason doesnt necessarily care about being liked, even if he WAS a great manipulator, or being the best at Everything. he couldnt care less about sports or popularity. all he wants, is Control. just like hes had since day one. This is Terrible for Everyone Involved.

but most terrible for anyone, is Tippie Piyjon. Tippie is terezi and nepetas ectospawn, which, really started it all. now, terezi and nepeta are not horrible people, or even necessarily horrible parents, but theyre just not suited for it. Tippie raised herself on romance novels and the like, especially after being sortve taken in as a goddaughter by karkat almost immediately after she was born. and, because of this, she got to meet Cason very early on. there was hardly ever a day where the two werent around eachother, whether they liked it or not. in school, at their own house, wherever. now, being around Cason of all people all the time, meant you knew exactly how he operated.

and well, Tippie figured that, maybe, if she was just good enough, she could change him. and Cason used that to his full advantage. the two became moirails, which was Fucked Up for Everyone Involved, and grew ever closer. now Cason, being Cason, was Extremely Emotionally Abusive to Tippie. she had to do what he asked, whatever it was, even if it wasnt morally right, she had to stay by his side, she couldnt cry in front of his parents, she had to get good grades so he wouldnt look bad, so many damn things she had to do. even if he never once laid a finger on her, her mental health was, slowly but surely, chiseled down.

every attempt at defying him was met with such coldness, or hed act more warm towards her, so surely she was doing something right and had to keep going. just had to be good enough. hell get better eventually. Cason earns the title of #1 Gaslighter Extraordinare. the only place she found any solace away from him was grubscouts, which she joined on her own terms when she was very young, and at the time was a camp counselor even! this lasted. for so many years.

Cason is nineteen whenever i depict him, and Tippie is seventeen, but very nearly eighteen. eventually, she cant take it anymore, and snaps at him. usually this doesnt last, and he would manage to calm her down eventually, but shes fucking Tired of it. he hasnt changed. not even a bit. well. Cason cant have that, now can he? the first time he lays a hand on her, he slaps her across the face. Big Mistake. though terrified, Tippie lashes out, and claws Casons left eye out, making a terribly deep gash that would leave him permanently blind in that eye whether or not he got treatment.

this scares the SHIT out of her, and Tippie runs off, for the first time, to her mothers. as she cries, she recounts how terrible everythings been and how she didnt mean it and shes sorry and- theres nothing to apologize for. its very clear, that they shouldve stepped in sooner, shouldve noticed something was wrong. meanwhile, Cason crawls home to his own dads, who are rightfully spooked seeing their son with a horrifically bloody face and a gouged eyeball. they only had a second to try and comfort him, before he snapped at them, showing a bit of his true nature to them for the first time, and also, terezi showing up behind him. after a thorough explanation which was mostly just a few stern, if a little tearful words, Casons parents are completely mortified. karkat quickly kicks him out in an act of raw emotion. no chance to grab clothes, or for john to interject, Cason is left outside, alone, and with absolutely no power left. what will he do?

theres also other characters but theyre like babies so they dont have much characterization and also arent very important to the story. but here they are ig:

owen, jade and daves child. hes like, 3. he likes sticks and playing in mud. hes 3 what more do you want from him

siyren, aradia and feferis kiddo. shes like, 6. she likes ballet, arts and crafts, and being snooty

damien, eridan and solluxs kid. hes 10, likes calling people slurs over xbox, and overcompensating since his parents waited so damn long to adopt him after his slimebirth

killer, who named himself, aradia and sollux kid. hes like 11 or something. he likes being edgy and has the same issue as damien. in fact, all but siyren have this issue

toga bitch, who i have currently yet to name, aradia and eridans kid. shes 12. she likes earth rome and chilling in public fountains. a burgundy whose violetkin

wemon wemon, who is also currently unnamed, feferi and eridans kid. hes 13, the oldest. he likes earth lemon demon and horror special effects

carrie, feferi and solluxs kid. shes like 11, likes dance dance revolution and earth 9s

rosie, calliope and roxys bab, whos a baby. jane is also her mom

ben, tippies far future carapacian bf, who likes boring shit like birdwatching and scrapbooking. malewife supreme. a very soft dude, and just wants to help his gf w/ her trauma and join her grubscout troop on earning badges. just a great, if boring guy

notkonyyl, just as unnamed, a notcanadian oliveblood who enjoys going to the gym, frequenting bars, being cool, flirty, and defending her moirail to the death

notkuprum, haha unnamed, is a human, and the moirail to notkonyyl. he likes things like being annoying, flirting with everyone taller than him ((most people)), the nintendo switch, and defending his moirail to the death

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strawberry shortcake s2 ep1 - horse of a different color

this one was suggested by someone who couldnt keep their mouth shut and not sing the strawberry shortcake intro theme in the middle of our economy class

no one wanted to hear that, but they  went ahead and then i actually followed up on that train of thoughts i remembered about the fucking cartoons and i knew it pronto: its a must-see shit its like slightly above the level of magical school bus series, but the final rating is for the fin not the beginning so lets begin this horseshit:

were reviewing “horse of a different color”, it focuses indeed on strawberrys horse, honey pie pony (its her entire damn name, how sweet right? like all of them, i got diabete from this review but its the cost of maintaining this blog anyway, the kids are playing together on a that tree having fun jumping around like chimpanzees hooba hooba but sadly our filly quickly realizes she cant play king kong with them and keep falling on her ass,

yet since theyre all retarded or young (id say its a fifty-fifty case for them kinda normal ig, i mean they ARE literal 6yo) they try several ways of getting her up on that tree, not thinking how to get her down if they ever were to succeed (good for them: aint happening) its child labor too btw, from an horse still same deal what if honey pie fell down on them? crushing them corpses with her mighty pounds? the findus company would be delighted to hear such news, im sure its some quality (sweet ass) horse meat

once it all fails she understands a horse isnt meant to climb a tree, too big too fat its four legged, not even entertaining the relationship giraffes have with trees

but it aint over, then (after a talk with herself) hp hears the laughters of a bunch of kids which catches her attention, it always does who can ignore that sorta noise? although she aint annoyed by it shes just into the idea of riding a bike now, shes even gonna get a go at it oh yea thats it we finally found her human hobby gogdamn shes a backward furry

of course it fails aswell since she has no hand for the handle and shes heavy so i guess its the reason why she rides into w/e and cant stop? because otherwise she couldve also just.. actually it makes no sense does it? i mean she couldve easily stopped the ride actually how is that kid bike even holding her? ive never tried putting a pony on a bike for 6 y/o but i doubt about its capacity in not being crushed aswell as i doubt in the kids bones not being severely damaged after a visit under honey pies horsy buttcheeks

but all of that really makes her sad: she cant play with her human friends and shes the only horse around strawberry land or whatever see me tearing it for her, theres so much emotions in this episode especially after that filly trynna get kids to get into some horseplay horseshit like dude theyre only 6, lets go easy on them, might have a problem with the parents of the kids watching this episode no one even thought how fucked up this one part is? sure horseplay isnt only sexual or w/e but it still is the visual of 6yos on all four jumping around and neighing together with their ass a little bit too exposed wow im going on a dangerous road here? aint i? not gonna sue the writers im sure it was their subconscious speaking probably got issues from their childhood, eventually got them sorted out since 2004 what do i know? aside from me not caring

back on track : after seeing horsey being so sad the kiddos decide to get her a horse friend but where the fuck? they got no idea, they are proud nonetheless and go tell honey the good new until they are like “wait but we have no idea where to find horses!” ofc we get a big reveal, some serious strawberry shortcake lore: actually all the horses, ALL OF THEM FROM THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET are on one (1) single island: ice cream themed to diversify it all they are just chilling over there in ponyland and for some reason this one here got lost or idk guys she took the boat and checked the rest of the world out as an even younger filly, found strawberry and her friends and decided now she was a centaur  slash humanrry furry human, idk you get it but shes their friend and so on to introduce the concept of an AWESOME island full of equestrian activity and ofc ice cream but its kinda lame because who cares? everythings already made out of food, also why isnt the ice cream melting? its one water? nevermind for the introduction as i was saying, hp sings an horrendous sounding song it deteriorated my ear drums they got pierced or something  or maybe im exagerrating? either case horses cant sing:

so to the ice cream land they go, huh

of course it wouldnt be a big adventure without an almost broken bridge oh no whatever shall we do? could we possibly cross it safely? lets try it out  guys: yay it worked good for us little stress and suspense it was wack how they got honey pie out of the hole her big ass hoove made im mesmerized by the power of friendship and sugar at this point, just in full awe for the rest of the episode probably over dosed on all the ice cream flavoured horseshit, i got some all over my mouth its dripping on my desk i gotta clean that later

next thing we know: horses its all this episode is about (aside from labor) but you see, so far hp would switch between normal human language and neighing well turns out her other fellow equines can only neigh and so they just neigh together while our english well-spoken mammal translates to the moronic kids who just smile smuggly

of course the animals are having a welcome party then, dancing around while the morons are just bored, harsh one being a cartoon character isnt it guys? w/e theyre gonna ask for honey pie to come back home now, convinced that her natural habit isnt her place and she loves them too much to just leave them and never come back and break any plans they ever had together- oh shit looks like shes leaving forever huh? what a plot twist mark that on the bitch quota for today

the first one to leave is the little boy btw, important thing to note: hes the biggest pussy he cant even face reality: oh no, no more pony back time before sleep thats quite a bummer, downer and man how are they going to survive now they got no animal to watch over them? jesus theyre soon, on the boat (idk where they got it from idk why suddenly theyre on a boat because then theyre once again gonna cross that bridge but ok) anyway yea theyre having a relationship crisis during that ship trip yada yada ah and the bridge, because (see i do not call them morons for now reasons obviously they deserve this title not only because theyre 6 but also because they are just daft:) they proceed, once in the middle of the bridge all 4 of them, to stop and wonder

“will the bridge be able to hold all of us? wont it break? damn i wonder if it will crack” and they talks without moving until vlam: a tree comes and breaks it (dont ask) so now theyre in trouble:

back to ponyland: bitch pie realizes how much she misses her actual friends and that she can speak english which her other horse friends cant do so she is special and probably abnormal, shes a big outcat of the pony society and has no other reason but to escape her incoming death sentence for fraternizing with the humans of course none of the second part is true, she just wants to see the kids again so she says asta la vista baby to the neigher team and runs away see, she hasnt taken the boat and yet also arrive to the bridge? why a boat sequence then? i will skip this for now but it WILL play in the rating, imagine im the parent of the youngster watching this crap and i have to endure it

if it sucks this bad and is this illogical i might just get bored and change the channel, idc my progeny aint gonna be watching this in either case, ill make them watch political debates then interrogate them on what they learned after what but it wasnt actual political debates just random furry youtuber venting with their fursona sprites animated and thats how you make your kids retarded, the kick of this joke is that i aint planning on getting any kids but totally gonna make them watch classics too such as the attack of the killer donuts as soon as they reach 6 so they wont be dumb and probably not getting diabete or w/e in their adulthood

then honey pie saves the kids btw all of them, heavy shit

and they all go back to strawberryland, happily after a big “wow i missed you sm, you are my real friends w/e if you dont look like me i aint speciest guys really!” theyre all vegan too btw so this works for them i havent watched enough strawberry shortcake episodes to know if they ever eat meat but i have doubts seeing how theyre into a very cannibalistic diet which include eating dessert when obviously thats what they are at least half part, this cartoon raises a lot of political questions it may have a deeper value than i first attributed to it

the end: another terrible song plays about horseshit and how tasty it is

thats all folks

so the rating: big 6/10, so you know 5/10 if its a decent kid show where im highly eager to click on the x and get back making jams but nah

surprisingly enough, i only wanted to stop watching half of the episode and not the entirity of it so credits for thats since im an adult and not a kid, imagining kids enjoyed this sweet childish cartooness or w/e now why +1? its because of how many political questions it raised, how it made me think about our society and cakes yknow its more than kids having a conflict with an horse it talks about veganism, specism, handicap, cannibalism, the management of the limited ressources were exploiting and so on yea really makes you think, its subliminal messages to make kids smarter: they watch their dessert-imbecile counterparts doing bs and then get it right irl: good  ah- it also makes it better for you when youre watching this with your kid, you suddenly transcend to another level of spirituality, existential crisis activated or at least reasoning mode or w/e youre willing to name this the point is you arent bored still despite all of this i rated it quite low for such a serious kid cartoon what couldve possibly made me tic? 1) kids are morons and cant understand all of this, not clear enough for the targeted public 2) projection onto the characters/dialogues from the writers of their childhood traumas (the horse play event didnt go unnoticed, karren brown) 3) my little pony ripoff 4) its controversial, our society, especially in 2004 couldnt understand the depth of this shit and finally 5) i got so much ice cream flavoured horseshit all over my desk god help me this is so filthy what a fucking mess i would totally recommand it to anyone who feels like being blown away by the statements made in this work of art 6/10 but really we all know in the future, itll be a 9/10, some ahead-of-its-time-crap

tg, out

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YOUR ALIAS & NICKNAMES — james bt usually its spelled JAMES bt irl i’ve been called jimbo and jam and jammies and jimjam n w/e endearing terms bc i am precious

AGE — 20

TIMEZONE — est

PREFERRED PRONOUNS — she/they bt the she is more out of convenience fr others n also nothing bothers me

MBTI — istp i share this with bri and also my character viktor bt ive also gotten infp before i think which is almost the complete opposite so! take tht as u will

HP HOUSE — oh wait i actually know this i took a fckn quiz hold on. ok i took this fucker right here and i got burned gryffindor primary, model hufflepuff primary, gryffindor secondary, n model hufflepuff secondary which boils down 2 ... i dont know

ARE YOU A STUDENT? WHAT DO YOU STUDY? — technically yes but i havent taken a class in a year bt i used to be a social work major n then i was gna switch to english n then i wanted to do environmental / coastal / marine biology / science bt then i realized i cant do math so idk

ARE YOU ENJOYING IT? — i was :/

LINKS TO OTHER ACCOUNTS & SOCIAL MEDIA — i dont like being perceived bt my twitter is @fauxcherub and my pinterest is @offbrandsodapop / big tid and im too lazy 2 link them so im sry bt also my rph is @svrgcnts​ n my theme is unfinished ignore it

DISCORD USER — sniff#3644 i think

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE FICTION GENRE? — i like modern fantasy / urban fantasy just like. modern magic. modern. bt mostly fr books. fr like films n tv shows i dont know i binge watch gossip girl and eat several oranges

TOP FIVE FAVOURITE FILMS — i ...... dont know .... pride n prejudice, austin powers, halloweentown n co’, the princess bride, the princess diaries or ella enchanted

A BOOK YOU FEEL “CHANGED” YOU? — i read the darkest minds when i was a freshmen in high school and it was the first book that ever made me cry and i think it unlocked the part of me that genuinely feels emotion because ever since i read it i cry multiple times a week to every single day at like. everything. so. its not even a revolutionary book i just really liked it

A MOVIE YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN? — probably pride n prejudice i wont lie but also if something stars mike myers chances r that its on my mind

WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? — aquarius sun, aquarius moon, cancer rising

ARE YOU INTO ASTROLOGY? — not 2 the point where i hate u if ur a gemini i just think its fun 2 b like ‘haha i do that’

WHAT PLATFORMS HAVE YOU ROLEPLAYED ON? — facebook n club penguin

WHAT OTHER HOBBIES DO YOU HAVE? — im a shell of a person.

HAVE ANY PETS? IF SO, TALK ABOUT THEM! — harley n bodhi i love them and so do u harley is a pit mix maybe possibly idk? and bodhi’s a shiba and theyre opposites. harley is so nice. bodhi is an asshole. i love them so much

IS THERE A TV SHOW YOU RECOMMEND A LOT? — i rly liked fleabag but schitt’s creek mostly. i also liked the politician but i want to punt ryan murphy so. i think the haunting of hill house is also a good show

ANY SHOWS YOU LIKE SOME MIGHT BE SURPRISED TO HEAR THAT YOU DO? — i think im too predictable bt if anybody wants to tell me the answer to this please do

WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ? WOULD YOU RECOMMEND IT? — god i think i was reading strange the dreamer by laini taylor or smth like that bt ya i was enjoying it even though i stopped halfway thru and havent picked it up in a year

CURRENTLY READING? — i cant read

LAST FILM? REC IT? — the joker and no.

THREE MOVIES YOU NEED TO WATCH — practical magic bt i told myself i wouldnt watch it until i do my replies, perks of being a wallflower, n uuuhhh beautiful boy (thank u neen)

WHAT MOVIE DO YOU THINK YOU’VE SEEN THE MOST TIMES? — austin powers or halloweentown or shrek i wont lie its probably shrek yeah its shrek

WHAT ALWAYS PUTS YOU IN A GOOD MOOD? — the gc usually :/

WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE MUSICIAN / BAND? LIST IF THERE ARE MORE THAN ONE. — lady lamb bt im mad at her bc she hasnt toured to florida and all i want is to see her live bt im really feeling bay faction lately bt also mcr bc im emo but im kind of a few songs frm every artist type of person n not like entire discographies except fr the bands ive just listed

WILD NIGHT OUT OR QUIET NIGHT IN? — house parties r cool bt i like 2 be. in bed most of the time

ANY PHOBIAS? — none tht i can recall atm bt i have a lot of anxieties in general :/

DO YOU LIKE BUGS? — depends on the bug ...

BIRDS? — mostly no but ig it depends on the bird ... i like them frm afar bt their talons scare me

ARE YOU A CAT OR DOG PERSON? BOTH? — im v allergic to cats bt i want a cat so mf badly. but also ig im a dog person bc ive. always owned a dog

BIGGEST PET PEEVE? — like. not being self aware. passive aggression. the rpc

FAVOURITE THING ABOUT THE RPC? — this is a trick question

TOP TEN FAVE FCS TO USE? — dev patel, avan jogia, natalia dyer, bill skarsgard, medalion rahimi, naomi scott, ella purnell, freya mavor, liana liberato, sky ferreira.

FIVE YOU LIKE WRITING AGAINST? — i dnt rly focus on the fcs of other muses so i dnt think i can answer this. austin butler.

FAVOURITE TYPE OF FOOD? — mexican food i would eat it everyday if i could

WORST FOOD? — i think sushi is gross

DO YOU PLAY VIDEOGAMES? IF SO, WHAT ONES AND ON WHAT PLATFORM DO YOU PREFER? — not frequently. i like the bioshock like. series. universe. bt i like point n click adventures a lot ... deponia is my favorite game series theres like four of them n ive finished them in 8 consecutive hours each. i only use pc

ANYTHING ELSE YOU’D LIKE TO SHARE WITH THE TAG? — im so sleepy

LASTLY, HOW DID YOU FIND US? — drama SJNKDFMG

[myriadimagines]

Now

DC (Wonder Woman) One Shot

Characters: [GENDER NEUTRAL] Reader x Steve Trevor + Diana Prince, Etta Candy, Sameer

Warnings: alcohol consumption

Request: “Can you do a Steve Trevor X Reader one shot where after the war instead of going home they decide to travel the world.” - anonymous

Word Count: 911

A/N: i am so sorry this is probably not what you wanted for some reason i really struggled..... idk maybe it’s because i dont know what the world was like in the 1920s but i hope it’s alright i wrote more about deciding to travel than the actual travelling..... im sorry this was bad

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No words in the entire world could describe the joy you felt swelling in your chest. You could see Diana, Etta, Sameer, Charlie and Chief in front of you, laughing with their arms tangled around each other. The crowd around you were all cheering loudly, waving their flags and singing. Smiles lit up every face around you, and despite the years of horror the war had brought, the world seemed at peace again.

You felt arms wrap around your waist and a chin rest on your shoulder, and you smiled as you turned your head to see Steve.

“I can’t believe it.” you sighed, leaning back into his arms and looking up at the azure sky. “We’ve won, Steve. The fighting is over.”

Steve turned you around to face him and caressed your face, a small smile on his face as he whispered, “I’m so glad you’re okay, y/n.”

“And I’m glad you are too.” you smiled, tracing his jaw with your finger. Fighting in the war was terrifying, but fighting alongside your boyfriend made the two of you feel safer.

“What are you two hanging around for?” a voice suddenly yelled, and the both of you looked over to see Sameer grinning goofily, the rest of the gang laughing. He pushed through the crowd and threw his arms around the both of you, steering you back towards the group. “We’re going to celebrate! Drinks on me!”

“You probably can’t afford drinks for all of us.” Steve pointed out, and Charlie snickered as he wrapped an arm around Steve’s shoulders. Diana smiled as she linked arms with you, Etta, and Chief following suit so the six of you stumbling out of the crowd in a line.

“Who cares?” Sameer declared, tossing his head back as he yelled, “I’m rich with freedom and peace!”

You all laughed at Sameer’s silly joke, almost losing balance from laughing. As the six of you headed towards a nearby pub, full of delight, everything seemed perfect.

--

You couldn’t help but laugh at Chief’s unamused expression as he sat in between Sameer and Charlie at the bar. They were singing loudly, bodies swaying back and forth as the abundance of alcohol affected their balance. Diana and Etta were sitting at a booth behind them, giggling over a private conversation they were having. You and Steve were sitting a little further down the bar, cheeks flushed and spirits high.

“You know,” you rested your elbow on the bar and looked up at Steve, who smiled goofily at you. “I don’t think I’m ready to go home.”

“y/n, what are you talking about?” Steve asked, mirroring you as he rested his elbow on the bar and leaned closer to you. Behind you, you could hear Etta and Diana excitedly whispering about how cute the two of you were, and you smiled.

“We should travel.” you proposed. You grabbed your empty glass and suddenly lifted it, exclaiming, “We should go see the world!”

Steve jerked back as you accidentally hit him across the face with your glass, and you gasped as he cringed. Suppressing a giggle, you leaned forward to touch his face, but accidentally lost your balance and fell onto his lap.

“Okay!” Diana quickly declared, getting to her feet. Despite drinking as much as everyone else, the alcohol seemed to have no effect on her. “Let’s get everyone to bed!”

With Chief and Etta’s help, Diana wrapped an arm around you and Steve, carefully shuffling out of the pub. Etta struggled to keep Sameer upright while Charlie sleepily rested on Chief’s shoulder as the two of them walked. Diana had barely stepped foot into the nearest inn before you blacked out.

--

The rays of sunlight that poured in from the dusty window seemed glaringly bright as you opened your eyes. You squinted, your head swimming as you slowly sat up. You turned to see Steve sleeping besides you, an arm slung around your waist. Yawning, you smiled as you gently brushed the hair out of his eyes, and he slowly began to stir.

“Good morning, y/n” he croaked, his voice rough.

“Good morning, Steve.” you greeted, smiling. He blinked at you a few times, his eyes adjusting to the light, before he sat up. “Good sleep?”

“All I remember is Diana dumping us onto the bed and tiptoeing out of the room.” Steve grumbled, rubbing his face. “What happened last night?”

“We all went out to celebrate.” you tilted your head. “Remember?”

“And you said you wanted to travel the world.” Steve added. You blushed as he added, “Right before you hit me across the face.”

“Sorry about that.” you winced, and he laughed and waved his hand. “I-I was drunk, Steve, we can just go home-”

“No.” Steve interrupted you, smiling. “I love that idea. I’ve always wanted to see the world.”

“Wait,” your eyes widened, excited. “So are we really going to do this? Now?”

“Sure.” Steve shrugged, smiling at your excitement. “Now.”

The two of you immediately sprung out of the bed, gathering you clothes and belongings, clumsily stuffing them into bags. While you zipped up your last bag, Steve scribbled a note for the rest of the crew and stepped outside to pin it on your door, for when they came looking for the two of you.

You finally pulled on your hat as Steve reached out his hand, and you squeezed it. “Where to first?”

“You lead the way, Trevor.”

tags: @doctorwhoandrory / @myfriendmagislit​

[featherdownmoor]

documenting a dream i had

started out remarkably like high school musical i dont know why

there was a boy and he had a purple and yellow (?) bomber jacket, he was supposed to be troy and i guess i was supposed to be gabriella except i had no control over what gabriella does

guy (his name isnt actually troy but idk his name) has short brown hair and he looks like the standard 17-18 year old in a john green novel kinda way, the kind that is constantly turning to look at you and smiling at you

we were already casual friends before this cuz we have same classes but we were spending more time together these days idk why

sometimes when i meet him he’ll be wearing an orange and green sweater

someone with authority (i dont remember if it was a popular jock or a teacher) was pressuring him into doing something and i told them to back off (calmly i think) and that got us closer

then gabriella missed an opportunity somehow (i’m saying gabriella cuz i wasn’t lucid and making decisions at this point in the dream) by not showing up to something troy asked her to go to

this causes troy to lose interest in her quickly and thats when i lucidly ask myself why we called this high school musical because this has nothing to do with high school musical

so my subconscious switches it up ig and puts my POV in someone else. When i first see that “someone else” they (me) have a hoodie on and floppy black hair in front and they’re sitting on a motorcycle. They have this cute wide grin on.

the funny thing about this is that i have the POV of this person, i feel what they feel nd they have the same subconscious as me but i have no influence on what decisions they make, and there is no guarantee that we look the same.

well this person turned out to be a guy. i was shook cuz wow mlm in MY dream?? unexpected but yea a bunch of cute stuff happened i dont remember (which is so frustrating) but i remember at one point poking my nose into his cheek so that was cute ig and there was a whole confession scene where he said that he doesnt see me as a friend anymore and lots of hijinx and travelling here and there with a gang of misfits which i somehow belonged to

and then it starts to get wild

before anything else happens theres a little cutscene where my parents and i are in a house with an interior that looks similar to my grandfather’s house

the guys from my class irl are all there and i have no idea why. i also dk why they all look like seventeen members??

i go into the room that should be my grandfather’s room where he used to sleep and i hear my parents downstairs in the kitchen talking in broken Chinese to my male classmates asking them something dumb sounding.

After that I scold them cuz wow thats embarassing and they’re like oo we can’t talk to your classmates now?? so i was rly confused cuz since when do they know how to speak Chinese

then i rode on the guy’s motorcycle hugging his back, and we were yelling over the wind just to talk to each other

then for some reason this guy turned into a little kid so that he could be with me. we were standing in a garden when he told me and we hugged and his purple bomber jacket looked big on him now and the dream ends there

usually in my dreams there’s always some sort of romance involving myself and someone in the dream, but the romance only serves to heighten/match the aesthetic-ness of the place in my dream. and usually in that romance nothing in particular happens, the characters are just naturally inclined to each other and it’s fate i guess, and yeah that sort of dream romance is charming in its own way.

but what struck me most in this dream is how i woke up with the strongest feeling of love and being cared for. it’s usually simpler than that. usually i wake up craving the experience of a simple love. this time it was so complex that it made me feel emotional.

ive just never had a dream where the focal point is so obviously the romance and the buildup, and the dream scenery is just not really there. or maybe i have had dreams like that but this time I just don’t remember the scenery as much. idk but whatever it is, there’s a shift now. I think my subconscious is doing some tinkering.