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greg-montgomery · 2 years ago

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Dharma and Greg season 5 episode 22 bursts my ovaries open. I want to have a million of gregs babies he would be the most perfect dad.

feeling really understood rn <3

okay listen i’m still in season 2 of dharma and greg but i couldn’t resist so i watched the episode and oh my god 🥹🥹🥹🥹 i didn’t expect to be sobbing at the end :(( how sweet and emotional :(

pls the way the little girl got attached to him the most 🥺🥺 when he started drawing for her when they first met and then he cooked for her and was explaining the ingredients 😭 what an angel i’m gonna CRY :( and then when he showed her how he played with the books as a kid stopppp he’s so sweet…or when they were playing with those water balloons 🥹 about the last scene i don’t even know what to say like their hug and how she finally talked to him even for “goodbye” HELPPP 🥺🥹😭 he was SO SWEET and soft and patient :(

he would be the best dad EVER 🥺🥺🥺 he would be the type of parent who is strict when he needs to but super soft at the same time <33 like you know he can’t say no to your babies :(

he loves to teach them things and play with them and read to them stories 🥹 when they’re still little he talks to them with this cute baby voice 😭 he’s also the type of dad who will lull his baby to sleep by telling them the story of how he met you like a fairytale <333

he’s an absolute angel of a dad and you’re so grateful that you have this man to grow old with and build a family with 💓💞💗💕

#dad greg omg i need to talk about dad greg more #SOBBING #but like LITERALLY put a baby in me #like how is he so perfect?????#ALSO i said i’m still in season 2 so jumping in season 5 and especially toward the end had me 😳#he looks so much like hotch???? like that’s hotch LMFAO and he’s also a bit less giggly??? maybe he’s just more mature #like he’s still baby but he seemed different from the episodes i’m at #anyway greg would be the most wonderful loving sweet father #greg montgomery #greg montgomery x reader #dad!greg #greg 🧸#ask

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noodles-and-tea · 2 months ago

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MY BBG POOKIE PIE!!!

#I’ve seen like 3 posts talking about how the “babygirl-ification” of fiddleford is an issue #and that he needs to be held accountable for his bad actions #so I’m here to tell you that #he has never done anything wrong and will never do anything wrong ever in his life #:))))#IM JOKING #I’m about to ramble in the tags btw #in seriousness I think the people that make Fidds “babygirl” if you will are people who are drawn to the complexities of his character #the people that appreciate the complexities and not ignoring them #maybe I’m just speaking for myself here but I think he’s such an interesting and cool character #the babygirlification happens after that tho but not instead of #except for in my au where he literally doesn’t do anything wrong and is perfect :)#my art #fiddleford hadron mcgucket #fiddleford mcgucket #gravity falls

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nocek · 27 days ago

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Wade is always winning at the pay attention to me game.

In this case grand prize is hour long lecture about spiders reproduction (and also genetics, don't forget the genetics ;P)

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egophiliac · 1 year ago

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I have SO many thoughts about everything and they are in no kind of order yet, so here's just some quick little bits in the meantime!

I am not normal about any of these characters!

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers #me just staring at the ceiling thinking about anime characters #if i start talking about the big stuff now it's going to turn into a huge rambling mess so in the meantime #i did not get sebek (yet) (i need to contemplate my gems...) but i did see his groovy #he is just full-on cinderella-sparkles bibbidi-bobbidi-booing into that armor! magnificent.#and i really don't have enough words for how much i love tiny malleus. he is perfect. he is precious. he is everything to me.#he knows who his dad is no matter what some crusty dead talking ectoplasm blobs say #(man no wonder lilia's got hangups if THAT was the general attitude he was getting)#('eww you got your dirty bat cooties on the prince' go sit in the corner with mrs. rosehearts you absolute garbage)#(...i did kind of love that lilia started to wake up because the senate said one nice thing to him)#(and he immediately was like 'this is not reality')#(sounds about right)#on a lighter note i was just. SO charmed by the little throwaway about ✨dragon lord consort esteemed diplomat revaan✨#who picks the vegetables out of his food and hides them under the tablecloth #everything i learn about this man makes me like him more. he was SO dumb.#now we know where malleus gets it from i guess #also unrelated but once again the fact that i named my mc tamago has had unintentional consequences #tamago take the tamago and tamago tamagao tamago #frikkin love that when yuu gives the egg back you can just be like 'i love him. this is my baby now.' 100% accurate.#also yuu continually referring to malleus as tsunotarou even to the senate = amazing. yuu really has NO self-preservation or awareness.#they fit right in with everyone else #<- see what did i tell you. huge rambling mess.#and i haven't even BEGUN to talk about MELEANOR -- (is dragged offstage by a hook)

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angry-kid-with-no-money · 3 months ago

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"Nora doesn't know anything about the things she writes about" "aftg is terrible queer rep" "the queer characters in aftg are so problematic"

Idk guys maybe the book series abt problematic ppl set in 2006 and written in the mid 2010s shouldn't be expected to hold up against scrutiny of what we consider to be moral and correct now, in 2024

Idk tho, idk

#“nicky is a terrible person” bitch he not supposed to be some kind of perfect angel is he????#sry to burst ur bubble but gay men are actually capable of being horrible people just as much as straight men #“death of the author” how abt death of you #instigated by me #nora sakavic #aftg #all for the game #aftg hot takes #nicky hemmick #andrew minyard #kevin day #neil josten #nora knew exactly what she was doing and i will die on this hill #i am so so sick and tired of peoe acting like shes some sort of incompetent idiot who barely scraped together a plot #you do not have to stay in the fandom if you don't actually like the media #you can leave i promise #we dont really want you here

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tubbytarchia · 11 months ago

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maybe. I hope you guys never stop asking for ranchers

#once again struggling so hard with the human anatomy but we pull through!! Practise makes perfect!!#rancher duo #team ranchers #tango tek #jimmy solidarity #trafficblr #trafficshipping #how dare you douse tango in water /lh. I'm only forgiving you because it made me think of more rancher fluff #I desperately want Jimmy to absentmindedly play with Tango's tail and I desperately want Tango to like that. He gets to purr as a treat #he's messing Jimmy's feathers the fuck up but its okay. boyfriend priveleges #tubby art

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choccy-milky · 16 days ago

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ty to @icedmatchawoatmilk13 for sending this to me! i may have gone a bit overboard but this was so much fun to fill out/think about BAHAHA💖 ill still never get over how perfect the song sarah smiles is for them...the lyrics AND the fact that its an alliteration...im gonna do an animatic about seb and clora to that song one day i swear 😩 ((blank template by oakwolves!))

#like fr....'i was fine just a guy living on my own/waiting for the sky to fall/till you called and changed it all doll' LIKE!!!!!#makes me think of seb just waiting/dreading for anne to die but then clora comes along and changes everything/saves anne AND him #ok sorry my squeeing and yapping about how perfect this song is for them is done #choccyart #clora clemons #the hardest part of this chart for me to fill out was the starting arguments one honestly...but i think theyre pretty even LOL #clora is the ROOT of their arguments usually and then seb just reacts to her bullshit......so its a 50/50 LMAO. cause and effect #also sebs pda WOULD be at 100% if not for clora LMAO #and sorry for making seb h*terosexual😔 honestly i cant see either of them with anyone else hes just clorasexual tbh #also if i could have given seb an autumn birthday I WOULD HAVE but i needed his bday to be early on in my fic...for reasons...#looking at aquarius personalities tho i DO think it unintentionally suits seb a lot #i wouldnt have made cloras bday in april either if i could have chosen freely i would have done either summer or december #but then again i just recently learned that the birth flower for april is DAISIES!! so its perfect🥰#youd think i would know this since my bday is also in april LMFAO i like how i only care/do this research when its about my ocs and not me #BAHAHAH priorities!!!

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megaawkwardhuman · 1 month ago

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#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOSDIJDEO23FGRIHP3RJOHIVR0EJOEFFVHIEFN #COLIN WAS SO SWEET AND WOULDN'T GIVE UP ON THE MONSTER PLUS HIM PLAYING OFF GUILLERMO FOR A BIT #AND NADJA WAS SO FUCKING SLAY LIKE OMFG YES GIRL GET THEIR ASSES #AND NANDOR WAS SO PETHEDIC AND HE WENT WARRIOR AND NIXDOR WAS SO GOOD AND WHEN HE TRIED TO SAY HE WANTED TO TALK #TO GUILLERMO PLUS HE BROUGH GUILLERMO BACK WHEN HE FORGOT EVERYTHING EVEN THO IT WOULD MEAN HE'D BE BACK DOING STUFF FOR HIM #AND LIKE HE'LL HAVE HIM BACK BUT HE KNOWS IT'S FOR THE BETTER #AND I ALMOST CRIED #AND GUILLERMO BEING SO DONE IS FAIR AF BUT HE STILL CARES LIKE HOW THE VAMPS STILL CARE ABOUT HIM #AND AND AND LASZLO BEING A BIT OF A DICK WAS DONE IN A WAY THAT WORKS #AND HIM WITH COLIN WORKING ON THE MONSTER #AND #AIIDFIEH2UEGUOF2U9EGUFOEFIHWPUGJLEWJOFHRJ #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #wwdits spoilers #wwdits season 6 #wwdits season 6 spoilers #wwdits s6 #wwdits s6 spoilers #brought to you by ms paint #I had to WALK AROUND MY HOUSE AFTER #were they perfect? no #did jerry suck? YES #BUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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aestheticallynotdeerlightful · 3 months ago

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Thoughts and doodles

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(Please do not use, or repost my works anywhere without explicit permission from me thank you <3)

#deersart #my art #Psychonauts #psychonauts 2 #psychonauts raz #razputin aquato #psychonauts razputin #coach oleander #morceau oleander #psychonauts oleander #truman is technically also there but it’s plant Truman so does it even count #maligula is there to but like Truman she’s not relevant enough to count here #i have so many thoughts #like- how long did it actually take Raz to get to camp #we know he went by horse and got dropped of by a truck at some point #but what else #how long was it #the longer it is the more concerned it makes me #mr eats nothing but candy and the occasional roasted animal #i also have thoughts about morry’s tiny little ‘office’ y’all get this man an actual office smh #raz thought plant Truman’s fire breathing was cool. nuff said.#coach is built like a yam /aff #I’m not as content with that train painting as I’d like to be but hey practice makes perfect y’a know #tw vomit #tw emetophobia #i mean not really really but kinda #saw someone tag it so I figured I probably should just incase

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lupins-hehim-pussy · 5 months ago

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he giggles

#wriothesley #neuvillette #wriolette #neuvithesley #genshin impact #he goes aheeheehooheehoohee #i think once neuvillette figures out how to make him laugh. he'd do it all day. and the formula is simple too he just gotta say something #really stupid. and absurd. in his usual super serious iudex voice #and wriothesley is in stitches. it's so easy. he just gotta say 'yippee' and profit. 'slay queen' and wriothesley is incapacitated #also. imagine he's ticklish. but i dont think Neuv would tickle him intentionally I think he's like. 'i heard tickling gets violent fast'#'i will not resort to that to summon moethesley'#he doesn't want to Hurt Him he just wants to see him smile and laugh and be all pink in the face. but I do think he accidentally #sets him off all the time. with kisses (neck/ears) or just like grabbing his waist and suddenly wriothesley violently Wriggles yknow.#the tickled reaction. wriothesley laments the destruction of his scary big dog image every day #but. neuvillette would only make jokes at home anyway. and to be clear it's the simple fact that neuvillette is trying to Be Funny .#that's really funny to wriothesley. or just like his awkwardness. back before he figures out he can Intentionally make wriothesley laugh #he'd bewitch him with his his gap moeism #the layers to it. Wriothesley gets embarrassed later on when he catches on because he Knows Neuvillette likes seeing him all tickled.#and flustered. and that's like so mortifying bro what do you mean you're happy just seeing me being moe #and he's embarrassed because he should not be falling for it every single time. it should not be this funny #the nerves just makes him laugh even harder. and the whole time neuvillette is just sitting there. silently delighted. waiting for the #perfect comedic timing. so he can drop a 'cowabunga!' with the exclaimation mark and all. wriothesley can't even catch his damn breathe #art #my art

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lucabyte · 3 months ago

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A belief in Nominative Determinsim

#mira & isa sitting at the other side of the room: oh that cannot be a healthy rationalisation. someone should deconstruct that QUICKLY...#change's strongest soldiers VERSUS one guy echo chambering themselves about a susperstition-based retributive model of the world. GO!!!#isat spoilers #isat #isat fanart #isat siffrin #isat loop #sifloop #sloops #in stars and time #in stars and time fanart #lucabyteart #hey look now. this is softer than usual isnt it? ignore the. ignore the subtle damnation of blame unto the self. its fine. theyre fine #this is in fact a slight adaptation of that headcanon of mine i linked! yep! turns out the way to comic-ise it was to. make it like #90% speech bubble and get kinda weird with the formatting. it's clunky and experimental but hey. im experimenting.#the next ones gonna have even more fucking speech bubbles if it goes how im planning. christ #then its gonna get followed up with something wordless so. all things in perfect balance.#DISCLAIMER: i like to write loop and siffrin displaying the maybe not so great logic-holes their seeming fear of 'retribution for not #sticking to (the script) what the universe intends for them' entails. i do not agree with their weird philosophising.#i in fact think this is . bad for them. and am exploring how fucking unhealthy their mindset seems to be even when 'mundane'#OCD siffrin real as hell whats with the doing arbitrary actions in specific ways lest Something Nebulously Bad Happen little dude?#anyway if you caught the extremely blunt symbolism of kissing a hand with a knife in it you win a prize! it's called self-satisfaction 🎉🎉#hmm. do people realise i kept calling this type of back and forth between siffrin and loop a socratic dialogue bc socrates was also just #arguing with himself? like he was just making up the other guys. complete thought experiment. i also call them that because theyre WORDY!!!

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danandfuckingjonlmao · 5 months ago

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we’ve got literally forever to figure out what the rest means, btw. if you even care.

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wojtekaneko · 3 months ago

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Drawings of MAG 160 because I'm completely normal about The Watcher's Crown scene c:

#one day you work in the archive and record statements and next day you're bringing the apocalypse and killing the world :))))))))))#damn working in academia is so crazy #tma #tma spoilers #tma s4 #tma season four #mag 160 #the magnus archives #magpod #jonathan sims #i swear i never can get jons face right #idk why #like im satisfied whit how he looks its just i cant get him to look the same T^T #and all the other characters are fine theyre perfect xd #its the kim dokja effect or sth #tma fanart

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occudo · 11 months ago

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Who will catch you when you fall? Or- Do you love the color of the Mike?

#I'll see myself out #occudo's art #tma fanart #mike crew #I miss him #he is just a little guy #who sometimes throws people off buildings #but like #nobody is perfect #I drew him so long ago that I forgot how I designed him #but it was something like this

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stark-lord · 4 months ago

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Constantly plagued with thoughts of Edwin now knowing he enjoys being courted and Charles (compulsive charmer) with a whole new arsenal up his sleeve (laser focus on Monty’s whole deal)

“I mean, my smile is prett-y convincing” yeah yeah okay I can see where this is heading. Outlook not so good (for me)

#and the thing is #Charles wouldn’t even be actively or intentionally doing it to woo Edwin. that’s not on his radar what’s he need to do that for.#he’s just Like That #an artist perfecting his art form you could say #Edwin knows! obviously. which is even more satisfying bc #he gets to be on the receiving end of All That AND he gets to be a massive bitch about it #the scathing commentary is directly proportional to how pleased he is #which CHARLES knows #Charles said nothing would change!!! and nothing has they’re still /them/#maybe he’s even working on figuring the rest out. that’s not important.#someone fucking put me down already I am constantly so pained #dead boy detectives #Charles Rowland #Edwin Payne #dbda #don’t think I’ve ever used a ship tag on a post before but hey #payneland #I say hi

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hyakunana · 6 months ago

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I hate the sewers . jpg

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #larian studios #astarion #astarion ancunin #halsin #bg3 halsin #comics #fanart #me browsing my saved clips like 'wait why did i record this one—'#cuts the scene im laughin for solid 5 mins #i feel so bad for astarion it almost looks like he isn't my fav w this treatment kcvvnxovx #'the bank money can wait - we need to pamper astarion now'#hey past me why did u try to switch places w halsin instead of- yknow- tHE GUY YOU PAIRED HIM WITH #prob was bc halsin had more hp to let him step on fire - and also forgetting the water pipe does that #ngl i still don't really understand how to do this part the proper way #like- yeah i know what to do but it's never perfect and always someone will get burned or pushed #plot twist im making better numbers here than twt w bg3 so i'm posting here first while i do a twt detox #my mental health this month is hanging there by two strings and these strings are baldurs gate 3 and hades 2 #currently doing my honor run with my rebooted tav'chyon the dracomonk pls wish me luck

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