#like him being a HOTTIE

[wikitpowers]

jordan kyle needs some appreciation......

like be for fckn R E A L he’s so hot for this

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Flower Empowered.

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[houndsofheaven]

Harry: listen, even though Tom is inhumanly gorgeous it doesn't mean you have to just do whatever he says

Abraxas: what

Harry: like yes those cheekbones are impeccable. His lips are soft and lush. But those very same lips spew poison and LIES

Orion: Harry...

Harry: and god those hands. Those long divine fingers... But you have to remember the EVIL things he does with those hands!

Orion: Harry listen...

Harry: those eyes that suck you in... his soft hair... the dimples when he smiles... All designed to make you lower your guard and submit to his desires

Abraxas: So, what I'm hearing is that you fancy Tom.

Harry: what? No! Haven't you been listening to me at all?

Orion: yeah, you've just been listing things about Tom you find attractive

Harry: Well, yeah, everyone thinks Tom is attractive.

Orion: Er, not really?

Abraxas: Not really my type, no.

Harry: Then why do you follow him??

Orion: he's really powerful?

Abraxas: and terrifying

Harry: but also hot right?

Orion: no

[keepthetension]

it's been days since wandee goodday episode 05 but i keep thinking about how this guy?

ended up finding someone who cares in the same way

[cosmicdreamgrl]

𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘫𝘬 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴: (112/?)

[afterthelambs]

Idk how to explain it but the general vibe is like

pre-timeskip: Kagehina

post-timeskip: Hinakage

Basically going to Brazil gave Hinata a confidence boost and becoming an adult made Kageyama go from baby to babygirl

[shushmal]

Eddie only just was able to get the barman's permission to perform this night, and glad he is for it, as his pockets have weighed lighter than ever before in his life. He'd be pleased to find pay in a tankard or loaf tonight, anything to fill his aching belly.

But he's lucky as the men and women here seem to be in high spirits. The land has long been in war since the king's death, rotten bastard he may have been. Eddie hadn't been sad to see him go, but the chaos that followed had ruined the smallfolk in consequence since their coward prince had fled the scene of his crime. The king had been cruel, but still he'd been their king, and the common people spit on the prince's name still, even when some new royal's been crowned and brought peace with him.

And that kind of ire is what feeds Eddie on nights like this.

"Kingslayer, kingslayer, little Prince Steven has run," he sings, bawdy and loud as the crowd of men around him sing along. "Run up the hills and past the sun, took our king Phillip and gutted him plain, our kingslayer Prince Steven, a coward more than a maid!"

They sing along with him, hooting and hollering all to the end of it, and pay him in copper coins and ale that Eddie takes happily, slurping it down as he rests by the fire.

It's then he sees the table in the corner, the cloaked figures surrounding it, and the woman glaring daggers at him. But more interesting than that is the most beautiful man Eddie's ever seen, smiling at him wearily, eyes bright and interested and a little sad. Eddie's got no fear of a quick tumble with dangerous men, so he takes his gittern and his ale and makes his way quickly to them.

"Fair night, weary travelers," Eddie crows as he wiggles himself between the woman and the beautiful man. "What brings you so far out from the capitol?"

The lot of them regard him with mixed interest, the older man not even looking up and a girl with firey hair treating him with a sign of boredom.

"What business is yours to know, bard?" she says, already turning her nose off to watch the rowdy tavern beyond their table.

"None at all," Eddie says, leaning into the man beside him, slinging an arm over his broad shoulder to feel the heat of him beneath his cloak. "I'm here to do nothing but entertain tonight, and I fear I've bored your table to tears! I do take requests you know, for the right coin."

This he says to the man under his arm, leaning in closer to get a good look at those pretty brown eyes in the dim light of the fire.

"We have no coin for you, sot," says the woman beside them, ire evident in her tone. "Be gone with you—"

"No coin, that's true," says Eddie's beautiful man. He smiles at Eddie now, pearly teeth and pretty lips, and Eddie would sing him any song for nothing more than to keep those eyes on him. "You'll have to forgive us, we're not good company I'm afraid."

"Richer company wouldn't be as sweet as yours, dove," Eddie tells him, watching the pink of his cheeks darken.

There's a gagging sound from across the table, and its then that Eddie realizes he's in the company of striplings. Two girls in men's clothes, both of them are young in the face and barely past their majorities. Yet still they are travel-worn, all five of them: the two girls, the woman and the dour man, and the beautiful budde under Eddie's arm.

Chuckling, he says to Eddie, "A wag you are, bard, with such empty words. Do you flirt so with all poor men you find?"

"None are poorer than me, sweeting, and none are more enchanting than you. It is payment enough just to look at you, and I would sing for an age and fill my empty stomach with just your smile, or your taste if you'd grant me—"

"Gods damned!" the woman Eddie's other side gusts. "I cannot hear another foul word." She stands then, and the two girls follow, one rolling her eyes and the other giggling quitely. The woman leans past Eddie and hisses into her companion's ear, "Be done with this fool swiftly, or I'll leave you to the wolves."

"You'd never," he says back to her, smiling at Eddie, face flushed pretty and dark even as he speaks.

"Hopper would never," she says tilting her head at the remaining dour man still sitting at the table, deep into his cups and paying no mind to any around them. "But I would sell you for tanner and a duck to the first bidder."

"I'm worth at least an ox," he tells her with a cocky grin, and Eddie might want more than just one tumble with this man. "Find a room and I'll find you when I please to."

She huffs and stomps off, the girls on her heels.

"So," Eddie breathes, leaning even further into this beautiful man, until his voice is a secretive whisper, just for the two of them to hear. "Tell me, sweeting, what shall I call you when I write songs of your beauty to sing across the land, until kings beg me to their courts to recount your grace, your smile and your laugh?"

This man, to Eddie's displeasure, seems to wilt, to grow weary once more, even as he smiles and leans close, his words scarcely a breath against the shell of Eddie's ear.

"If it pleases you, and I'm sure that it won't," he confesses. "You can call me Steven."

[thatonegayship]

I loved the cowboy comic so much that I wrote a oneshot for it. https://archiveofourown.org/works/50934235 🥺 your art is BEYOND amazing, ty for the food

INCREDIBLE!!!!!

[bibannana]

Headcannon:

For the first couple of weeks Obi-wan believed that Cody had a stammer. In actual fact Cody was nervous around his hot general.

His vod still tease him for it.

[owlbelly]

SEIZED by the need to draw Estraven after looking briefly at a bunch of lovely but deeply inaccurate fanart

this is a character described as "short, stocky" + "more fat than muscle" with a "round face" who is definitely no younger than mid-30s in human years (quite possibly older!), Gethenians are clearly based physically on folks like the Inuit & Mongolians & others who live in very cold high areas, he's not as dark-skinned as Genly but he's "dark" and "brown"

the amount of thin, light-skinned, babely twink Estraven is actually killing me right now like did you read...the book...

[ninyard]

might post this one tonight and then try my hardest to make some content that Isn’t About Kevin Day

[piepiepiemag]

the official fortnite account posting a zeus thirst trap titled Zaddy (literally crying as i type this) is fucking hilarious to me because NO ONE consideres him the token hot guy of the battlepass. NO ONE!!!

imagine having midas, montague, valeria and like a bunch more sizzling fucking hot characters on your hands and you make a thirst trap for grandpa. floored. flabbergasted.

[bybdolan]

I love when sports clubs do their lil goofy promo q&as bc it's always a mix of players having the time of their lives n players having a gun held to their head

[baby-xemnas]

Your law is peak law. It’s cannon in the best of ways I swear. Semi goth fashion, air of badassery, general sadist in his hyper focus of surgery, oddly creepy. Also caves like a bitch to anything moderately cute (corasan bepo ect) and is so overprotective of his friends they don’t even get much of a chance to fight becuase he’s already disassembled the energy and look he’s so proud of himself

i am soooo happy he comes across like that.

law is a hilarious type of character that i love thats pretty fucking cool and intimidating from a distance and then you come closer and he is WEIRD and intimidating but like in a creepy way so sense of self preservation dictates establishing the distance back again

him being a doctor is the most normal thing about him but in that he is so extreme and exceptional

i love that hes just an INTENSE guy to the point that its off putting and im very happy that people enjoy me making loving fun of him

[jooniez]

all the locals falling in love with namjoon and saying they wanna start a petition to get him out of the military is so shdjshsjshsjhsjs

[randlemartin]

i think the thing that raises speirs from normal levels of hot to astronomical levels of hot is that he is incredibly strange it would not be quite the same if he was normal