#like grah 😞

[stargirlies]

story time

so last night my boyfriend and i were playing this get to know you card game and one question was who would be your celebrity pass.

mine was of COURSE young adam sandler it will always be adam sandler I’m sorry, but it’s the truth and he knows it.

anyways then he proceeds to think very hard about the question. he’s visibly nervous to tell me, this boy is shaking in his boots just twiddling his thumbs while I give him a death stare…….. tell me why he blurts out ICE SPICE.

now mind you, I love miss icy girl. ice spice is my GIRL. and I cannot say that if I had the opportunity I wouldn’t also like to kiss her ya know a little 😘

however, thinking that my boyfriend also thinks that way is not so pleasant.

so now I’m angry. my chest is tight and all I can think about is how hot ice spice is and how I DO NOT LOOK ANYTHING LIKE HER

he sees me getting visibly upset he says well hold on now- you wouldn’t just vibe with adam sandler you’d make love to him.

so I started smiling bc well yes, he’s so right. I cannot disagree that if adam sandler got on one knee, I would say yes to that big question. I’m in indeed actually very confident the answer would be yes.

ANYWAYS if you’ve read this far and you’re also delusional like I am I’m sure you can picture my (not so fair) anger.

moral of the story now I will never be able to listen to in ha mood or bikini bottom again without thinking how my boyfriend has a big fat ultimate soul sucking crush on ice spice.

the worse part is I can’t even be mad he looks the complete opposite of mr. sandler I’m talking brown skin brown eyes 4c hair different.

thank you for reading and if you have any thing to say please feel free comment your opinions on this VERY serious topic. 🙄

[fayeraa]

thinking about Gamer!Nanami..

Gamer!Nanami who doesn’t understand shit about “new technologies” and what is it for.

Gamer!Nanami who says that he “has no time to waste on pointless games” but sometimes i said sometimes you catch him having fun with it.

Gamer!Nanami who buys a set-up and “pro stuff” just for you.

Gamer!Nanami who has a shitty username like : “user84839497914” or “nanamikento27”.

Gamer!Nanami who get on his nerves (in a calm and professional way) when some kids are insulting him like i have no time to waste with you brats🤨.

Gamer!Nanami who remains responsible by playing the day and never the night.

Gamer!Nanami who scolds you when you do.

Gamer!Nanami who is surprisingly good at strategic games because he’s smart no be fr and actually visualize the situation before fighting.

Gamer!Nanami who tries to learn about the “gaming specific language” but eventually fails.

Gamer!Nanami who squint his eyes because the screen is too close to him.

Gamer!Nanami who feels his soul leave his body when he sees the mess you've made of your setup, as well as all the potato chip wrappers and cans.

Gamer!Nanami who makes sure you still have a life after playing 16h on a row by bringing you snacks and stuff to keep you alive 😞.

this man is so, so grah yk 😞, but there’s no way this man touch a video game controller once in his life💀.

im still writin requests so here’s a lil something i pondered hard about 🫰🏼

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