#like god damn they made a MOVIE
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Quick doodle bc Carousel (Who's Gonna Hold You Down?) by Dirt Poor Robins is stuck in my head
it looks kinda bad bc 1. I don't draw this angle of face and 2. its nearly 4 am and I do not have the braincells for effort rn
#but I love Dirt Poor Robins <3#they just released firebird today!! its only on youtube I think but#its really good#anyways back to Carousel#the line “Who's gonna hold you down? Who's gonna hold you now? Who's gonna hold you down?” is stuck in my head#I mean the whole song is really#Kate's voice is ethereal I love her voice so much#Queen of the Night in general is just so good#like god damn they made a MOVIE#I must admit though that Deadhorse is my favorite album of theirs#(yes even though its an hour and a half)
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
#i can't believe i'm saying this#DEADPOOL CAN GET IT#Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him#I would too bestie#it's the sass for me folks#paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god#a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think#this is a branch in realities i know it#i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie#all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME#camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch#i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction#i love how you love deadpool#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here#@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating#do it again#gif is credit to the owner#30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update#damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here#guys just find my other post
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#1 like a prayer fan none of you understand (insane)
#the movie was made for me thats why like a prayer by madonna is there and thats why ryan reynolds went to madonna's house to ask for permiss#ion yeah#(delusional)#deadpool#wolverine#poolverine#cassandra idk her last name#ive been dreaming for 500000 years for SOMEONE to use like a prayer somewhere Thank God.#almost cried during the choir version in the movie oh my glob#i heard it in a trailer it was barely discernible i think i used that word right#anyways you could barely hear it in the one trailer i saw on tv (i wanted to go in blind) and i was like LIKE A PRAYER ???? BY MADONNA ??!??#like girl u have no idea#anyways ermmm the yappsterrrrrr#deadpool and wolverine#forgot this tag#i love you like a prayer by madonna#controversial music video but DAMN its a good song Ok Bye#yknow i used to associate the song with pucci from jojo idk i think i was in my jjba era anyways Byyyeeeeeeeee ^_^ bye bye (bye bye)#I LOVE MUSIC#1 MUSIC LOVER
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Bringing this back...because....well....look at him 😭
Vincent Price as Cardinal Richelieu -
The Three Musketeers (1948)
#vincent price#cardinal richelieu#the three musketeers#three musketeers#omgggg#those eyes#holy fuck#id be on my back with my legs in the air if he looked at me like this...or anyway actually#God damn#bicon#bisexual#beautiful man#so sexy#unf#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gifs#my gifs#gif set
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How are we still making horror movies where the Christians are the good guys? WHY ARE WE STILL MAKING HORROR MOVIES WHERE THE CHRISTIANS ARE THE GOOD GUYS???
#anti christianity#atheism#satanism#occultism#horror movies#god damn i hate exorcism tropes#playing to the end of “faith the unholy trinity” like#“there's no way they made the abortion clinic in the story a front for devil-worshipping baby-murderers”#chapter 3 is going to reveal some major plot twist that recontextualizes the whole thing RIGHT???#there's no way something this cliched and misogynistic is this critically acclaimed RIGHT???#IRL exorcisms lead to SA and accidental death#WHY DO WE KEEP MAKING STORIES WHERE THE EXORICSM WAS JUSTIFIED? WTF???
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sorry ive been trying to avoid talking about the movie but oh my god has anyone else seen this because i feel like im going insane reading it. theres so much wrong with this why is there such a massive gap between some of these thats clearly only there because of how famous the actor is and not because of how big a role theyre playing . why is the guy voicing the main character so low on the list . why is the bottom 3 just every single woman in the cast . hello. its so dark in here
#thats not to say some of the ones getting paid less arent famous i just meant some names are more recognizable than others#i mean its not surprising the sonic movies have always seemed to have more respect for the live action cast than the voice cast#and among the voice cast more respect for the big name celebrities than the more experienced voice actors#but god damn#i know hollywood is just like this sometimes but that doesnt make it less ridiculous#i made a joke a while back that maybe the lack of knuckles screentime in the knuckles show is because idris elba is expensive#and now im starting to actually believe that because wtf .#are amy and rouge not in the movie because they spent all their money on the celebrity cast . come on man
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had a lot of time on my hands today so i read the comic adaptation of the 2004 movie and this part was like the one thing i liked. make that man miss his family! make him clutch a picture of them to his chest and cry! yeah!
#marvel#frank castle#the punisher#everything else about this comic was worse than the movie#from the various -phobias and -isms to just. the way it was paced#the pacing was so bad it made me genuinely need to take a break and stare across the hall#like damn. speedrunning this? this whole thing?#it was a 3-parter and entirety of part 1 was the first 10 minutes of the movie#and then the other 2 were the rest. THATS INSANE#but yeah something about frank telling himself hes not going to grieve because its pointless and stupid and he has to be cold and strong#and then breaking down into tears anyway. something about that is good#god if i think about it too long i get sad. my baby
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This bitch finally watched "Digimon 02 The Beginnings" and wants to do the following:
Why oh why do they have to keep making sequels that retcon everything...? Why do you establish lore and then recon it for the sake of new characters and their lore?
#and these were made for older audiences who grew up with the shows! HOW DO YOU FUMBLE SO BADLY?!?!#I'm just glad this is the final one but I fcking wished it gave us a small post-movie short where the og team reunites with their partners#like god damn. make us cry buckets over them only for that plotline to mean nothing in the next movie
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Its only 6 am and things are already not going well
#personal#im trying so hard not to be a huge giant bitch to people either 😔😩 thank you bpd for turning minor inconveniences#into im going to destroy people verbally moments#like actually i didnt fucking make this appointment at 11 pm you dumb fuckinf bitch??? it says ON THE EMAIL YOU RESENT#9:30 AM TO 10 AM....???? WDYM ITS AT 11PM AND THATS A PROBLEM. UHM NOT ITS NIT?????#and i made sure to send her a SCREENSHOT so she knows shes a fucking IDIOT#why does it feel like people will do anything BUT their job . so sick of that around here#😔😭 oct 1st ruined by 6 am . im going back to bed no one wake me up ever again#💀 except i made a hair appt and am supposed to see a movie. like do I wanna do that anymore. how badly is THAT gonna go too#yes I realize im havjng a meltdown like a toddler. but god damn#october CANCELED i dont wanna do it anymore 😭😭😭
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Ossan's Love: Episode 8 (spoilers)
"I do understand that I couldn't win against you. No matter how I look at it, you're the only one in the world who can truly make Haruta happy. So, Maki, I'm counting on you." - Kurosawa Musashi
THIS SERIES WANTS TO BREAK ME INTO PIECES TOO SMALL TO BE IDENTIFIED BY SCIENCE
#ossan's love returns#ossan's love#i'm gonna cry every day until next friday#god this series is absolutely flawless#it's not just good#it's even better than the first series AND the movie combined#like#they really understand exactly what fans fell in love with and dialed that up to twenty#i'm so happy :')#i haaated the buchou character in the first series and the movie but damn#they really made me love him without really changing an enormous amount of his character#i'm just in awe
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i have everything in me to be a sonic movie hater, but i think my expectations were simply too low to even evoke emotions in me like anger
#reread the notes i made after watching the movies#i do not stand by them#but also like.#god i just cant bring myself to feel anything for the movies#i see people losing their minds over some of the sonic 3 leaks#and i looked at them and i was like: okay.....#feels too safe and corporate like damn#i just know theres going to be copaganda somewhere in the movie#there is going to have some military justification#i doubt maria is going to be explicitly undeniablyy shot#im saying it now. Theyre going to pull the 'actually ONE guy was really bad and was angry and shot maria#but hashtag not all cops shadow you need to forgive earth'#man..................#im super bitter today but i have no expectations for the movies#and the thing is theyre both so mid i cant even bring myself to actually hate them
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a few days ago i (re)watched the 25th anniversary concert of les misérables and. oh god. i forgot how much this musical did éponine dirty
#partly javert too but éponine is the clearer victim#of simplifying complex characters into more easily lovable (or villainous in javert's case) archetypes#so the audience can root or despise them accordingly#(i think cocciante's nddp is also guilty of this but imo there this adaptation choice makes more sense and is better executed)#say what you want about the 2012 movie and you'd probably be right... but at least they tried and partially succeded in giving éponine back#her complex moral ambiguity with not giving cosette's letter to marius and selfishly goading him into a sorta murder/suicide plan#which more or less is what happens in the book#(javert is also allowed to be more than a caricatural villain. i mean... russell crowe's singing is. Not Great#but at least the script show the character's many layers. or it attempts to#nvm that i don't even consider javert a villain. he's 100% an antagojist but far from the main villain of the story#he's both victim and perpetrator. the law and society at large are the villains here. he's actually a good cop... which is the point!)#éponine in the book is a multilayered bordering on grey and easily the most complex female character of the whole book#but god. in the musical she's just there pining for marius and being all Saint Éponine of Saint Michel#it's insufferable. i mean i still like her but she's TOO perfect. i wouldn't have had such an issue with it if i didn't read the book#.... probably. but damn we were robbed. les mis miniseries with actually accurate depictions of the characters/the plot in general when???#(preferably made by someone who *understands* the book. tyvm)#having said that i still love the musical to pieces. the music is great the songs are beautiful the story is touching#and the epilogue makes me uglycry every damn time. but i think we really missed a chance with éponine ngl#val speaks#txt
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Tv glow has officially earned its way to the spot of movies that left me stuck with a overwhelming sense of dread so intense I felt sick hours after my viewing
#a place that only fire walk with me had at first and the ending of twin peaks s3#god damn man this movie#I’ve never had a movie that made me just uncontrollably sob during most of it before#to the point I was just brought to complete and utter silence#I recommend this and were all going to the worlds fair to anyone#worlds fair ending absolutely brought me into tears as well but the just#utter horror I felt watching the last sequence of tv glow is absolutely unbeatable#a movie that if my mind stays on it for too I long I feel a sense of sickening dread so powerfull I feel like sobbing#what a movie#jontalks#I’ve seen the theres still time still a lot before I saw the movie but the way it felt like the rug was pulled out from me when I saw the#context of it in scene made me shake so intensely#one of the rare movies that left me feeling such intense emotions since eeaao
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suspension of disbelief can only do so much sometimes lol
#watching the wolverine and laughing my ass off#like i am genuinely gasping for air oh god#LIKE I GET IT I REALLY DO BUT#i cant stop pausing and cackling please send help#yeah i get why so many people say the movie is bad#its funny for me at the very least so lemme finish it and i'll get back here to the tags#ICAAANT#well at least i can say now that ive watched the wolverine fight ninjas#WHAT#btw sorry but its pissing me off how they keep dangling women without developing their personalities in front of logan as if this-#motherfucjer would give an actual fuck HE WOULD NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH NONE OF THESE WOMEN IN DAYS#wait is it my aromantic ass not getting it....#I CANT TELL APART WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE MOVIE ROMANCE LOGIC FROM ACTUAL REAL LIFE ROMANCE HELP ME BAHSHAHSH#i think i accidentally made logan aroallo in my head... apologies.....#WHAT IS THAT THAAANNGGG#yukio ure theonly one that can save this mess cmon girl#WHY ARE THEY DECLAWING HIM KITTY NOOOOOO#what#I CANT BREATHE THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS OH GOD#okay damn well#yuck yuck yuck <- it keeps seeing logan kissing underdeveloped women with no personality that they clearly put there for the malegaze#anyways that was a silly movie it was alright#dont care too much mostly bcs i was already told it gets retconned in the next movie so#vanya strawberry flavored
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Bringing this back.....for many many reasons...
Vincent Price - The Mad Magician (1954)
#vincent price#the mad magician#1950s movies#open shirt#shirtless#that chest tho#*bites fist*#he about to make me act tf up#hes so sexy#out there lookin like a fucking snak#bicon#bisexual#god#unf#damn daddy#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gifs#gif set#sexy actors
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thank you @chelseasdagger for taking me out to go civil war for the second time so i can just stare at Wagner the whole time
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