#like girl… you don’t know wtf he gets up to. god knows who he’s shacking up with. and you won’t even post a lil bit of titty??

[viderose]

post some itty titty

i have a problem. i like attention, love it even. and i sometimes think i should post some cute pics again, yk, because obviously i’d get a kick if people paid attention to and liked them. however, the problem you see, is that when i like someone i never want to post those pics. i just want to send them to the person i like :/ because i don’t want anyones attention bar theirs. so i’m sorry anon, but the only person seeing more itty titty pics from me atm is the guy i’m obsessed with 💔

[blurrypop]

decided to watch that Heathers TV series. here are my thoughts on episode one (written as I’m watching it):

• I actually like the intro. watching JD’s mom kill herself was a good hook and the title sequence was fun

• it’s kinda surreal seeing Heathers in a modern setting. Veronica looks so different

• I kinda like the theme with Veronica not knowing who she is. I think it works well with her character in the movie and musical. Although, I don’t like it being framed through the “you need to be a minority” lens.

• Oh the Heathers’ fashion sense dose NOT slay. IDK it just doesn’t feel right

• No way in hell did Heather C just say “How Banana Republic“” (although I will give them props for the third nipple line. I can imagine Heather C saying that)”

• I feel like in a real life high school the Heathers would be outcasts if they pulled the political activist bullshit they did to Ram

• JD has his first speaking lines and he’s already spewing nihilistic and possibly conservative bs. 10/10

• “No girls on the girls restroom” actually made me chuckle.

• I’m starting to get a vibe that the showrighters are trying to make this edgy and appeal to teenagers by just inserting “shocking” or “pop culture” words in normal sentences (oh my clit, my third nipple, banana republic, latte). it feels kinda forced most of the time

• Veronica’s parents being glued to their iPads makes sense

• Heather C did not want to be embarrassed at a party- she decided to wear an ugly cat outfit that I would’ve found cool when I was 6 (i’m all for wearing what makes you happy, but for the love of god don’t make your alpha bitch popular girl character dress like a 6 y/o)

• I’m not even halfway through ep 1 and this show feels like a right-wing interpretation of leftist youth that you’d find in those memes labeled as “satire” or “dark humor.” like, it’s not a good satire, but it also isn’t a very good critique

• why did JD just climb through Veronica’s window and read her diary? like, they talked once. at least have them kiss

• If they don’t make gay Ram and Kurt a thing in this show then I will be thoroughly disappointed in the writers

• The party scene at the snappy snack shack was actually super cute

• ISTG these writers are just taking random lines from Heathers, changing them a bit, and putting them in the completely wrong place. like the nazi bullet line dose not work with pills bc why would hitler carry around a pill to induce vomiting?

• i- i don’t think slipping a pill into a bag of corn nuts would kill heather cause like… she’d notice the pill. but they also passed up a great opportunity to comment on drug culture among teens. like- have Heather C be addicted and take unknown drugs from Veronica and JD

• JD definitely didn’t grab the “wrong pills.”

• Why were the adults so concerned with which minority group was “popular?”

• Why is everyone teaming up against Heather M?

• what is LGBTQQIAP?

• Betty Finn taking the stand to give Heather C’s eulogy. What a twist! I love you Betty.

• Man, now I’m wondering how they would handle Martha Dunnstock. Honestly, she could have been used to critique how body positivity can oftentimes exclude people

• JD’s dad was done well. I can see how JD turned out the way he is because of his dad.

• WTF? Heather C is alive??? The internet is gonna hate her when they find out she’s alive

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 170

Citizen Fang/The God Complex

“Citizen Fang”

Plot Description: Sam and Dean are at odds after sM asks a hunter named Martin to keep an eye on Benny without telling Dean

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: I’ll tell you one thing, I wouldn’t dare try to hit on someone Benny said was like a little sister to him. That’s how you end up dead

Omg Sam leave Benny alone. You cannot compare the couple days or whatever you had with Amy to what Dean and Benny had for a whole year in Purgatory

This little mom and pop drive up diner looks so cute. I wanna go.

What’s that one ability Magnus had in TAZ Balance where people in small towns just loved him and wanted to welcome him in and whatnot? Dean’s got that. He’s BARELY told this girl enough info about Benny (going by Roy now) to prove he knows him, and she’s just about given him Benny’s address

Now, I don’t believe Benny’s actually the guy killing these people. I think he’s doing clean up, but nothing he’s doing is helping his case. I just hope he makes it out of this episode alive

It IS hard to believe Benny’s not always been this cute and cuddly, what with his Louisiana drawl and his crystal blue eyes

Benny’s little sister figure is actually his great-granddaughter??

Sam. I don’t think you get to be mad if Dean doesn’t fully trust you. IVE WATCHED SEVERAL SEASONS OF YOU KEEPING SECRETS FROM HIM. SECRETS THAT KICKSTARTED THE APOCALYPSE

Martin wtf.

Ok you know what? As long as Sam is looking to actually investigate and not just kill Benny, I appreciate what he said about going to find him with Martin

SAM!!! Just leaving Martin out in the woods like that. Ok. I’m good with it.

God Dean and Benny have such delightful banter between them, especially now that their lives aren’t CONSTANTLY in peril, just most of the time

Oh no Dean. Look. Benny didn’t actually get tempted enough to feast but…you’re…you’re gonna have to deal with that at some point, aren’t ya?

Oh. Sam’s going to Amelia, not to Dean and Benny

Sucks that Benny can’t stay in his home town ☹️

Oh Martin can absolutely go FUCK HIMSELF for threatening Elizabeth to get to Benny

WHO’S THE ACTUAL EVIL ONE HERE, MARTIN??? Because I’m pretty sure it’s you.

Oh Benny. Just…so willingly so docilely laying down your own life for Elizabeth’s sake and safety. They cut away from how it ended but doesn’t mean it looks good for him

Sam. You disappeared and she had a whole ass husband who had also disappeared and came back. What did you think was gonna happen?

Oooo we DO get to see what happened in the gumbo shack. Well, Martin’s dead (GOOD.) but Benny’s no where to be found

Omg…DEAN. That’s just mean to do to Sam. Yeah, no wonder he doesn’t want to listen to you about what happened with Benny. YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH HIS FEELINGS MAKING HIM THINK AMELIA WAS IN TROUBLE AND THEN BE SURPRISED HE DOESNT WANNA HEAR SHIT ABOUT YOUR FLING FROM LAST YEAR

“The God Complex”

Plot Description: the TARDIS lands in a hotel that contains the darkest fears of every visitor

Morbid that there’s this whole wall full of photos of beings and their fears as they get picked off

“It’s okay, we’re nice” roryyyyyyyyyyy

Why do we have two episodes back to back where we go places with confusing landscapes? I wouldn’t be mad at in the same season or with the same Doctor, but back to back??

Joe….is certainly something.

(I just had the thought “do I have season three of sherlock on dvd?” And I don’t know if I want that answer to be yes or no)

Oh this poor dude whose species has never had a moment’s test from invaders…

Joe you are not helping

Ok but who is “He”? He who will feed? Him who those who “see the light” praise??

You can REALLY tell this is an overlap year with Sherlock from the way this is filmed.

RIP Joe

I forgot it was a minotaur-like figure, which makes this labyrinthine hotel makes sense

It does kind of look like the hotel from the shining. They definitely took inspiration from, not a one to o r comparison

It’s really good when the Doctor comes up against something also extremely old. This creature has been around so long even it’s name is lost, it’s pure instinct now, and all it does is prepare beings to be taken by [???]

Ah, Howie, you idiot. RIP, my lad

Not to be like “I don’t trust this guy who’s seemingly afraid of everything” but I don’t trust this guy who’s seemingly afraid of everything

Oh no, Ritaaaaaaaa. Not you, too.

Guy whose name I don’t remember is acting VERY suspicious

I hate thissss. I hate watching Rita succumb to whatever is controlling the hotel. It was heartbreaking hearing her say that she could feel herself losing the faith she’d grown up with and loved and having it replaced with just “Praise Him.”

Yeah. This is the kind of episode that weighs heavy on him. He hasn’t been able to save anyone but Amy and Rory, and Rory’s just because he hasn’t found his room (and the guy I’m suspicious of, but I hardly count it as saving if he’s behind any part of this)

Oh interesting. And kind of sad. See, turns out the WHATEVER preys on faith not fear. And so it will show you what you most fear in order to force you to dig deep to find what keeps you brave. But Rory has nothing he believes in that much? Nothing he holds so dear to keep him brave? I’m guessing for Amy, it’s the Doctor but in a childhood hero kind of way. But you know how much I’ve seen Rory move mountains out of his love for Amy???? And that’s not something that keeps him brave??? I don’t believe it

Mmmm, the Doctor lies. And he’s lying to Amy right now to save her. Making her lose her faith in him so [???] can’t feed off it anymore. Well, maybe it’s not ALL lies, but I hope it’s PARTIALLY lies

So…apologies to that guy. He had nothing to do with it

I didn’t realize this was when they were supposed to say goodbye. I remembered there was a split at the end of season six because Amy and Rory were on the edge of divorce at the beginning of seven but DAMN

[thetourguidebarbie]

Stuck together somewhere and it’s a full moon and SHIT ARE YOU TURNING INTO A WOLF WTF??? (but maybe they’re mates and all is well?)

God, the Shrieking Shack was such a weird place for a date. Klaus was usually pretty thoughtful, so it had been unexpected when she'd gotten his note this morning telling her to meet him there at sunset for a surprise along with instructions about how to get past the Whomping Willow, but she'd roll with it, at least for now. She usually hated surprises, which Klaus knew, so it had to be worth it, right?

She trudged up the stairs, her hand gripping the railing to make sure that she didn't trip in the low light, following the rustling sound she heard on the second floor. She finally opened to door to see Klaus shirtless, in the process of shedding his jeans.

Presumptuous, much? They'd only started sleeping together the week before. There was no way he should be this confident that she wanted to bang on a dirty floor of an abandoned house. Was this some kind of weird kink?

"What are you doing?" 

"Caroline?" Klaus whispered the second he saw her, freezing in place. She could have sworn she saw fear in his eyes, his hands moving up to clutch her shoulders, gently pushing her to the door. "How did--you have to go."

She dug her heels in, bristling and pushing him away. "What's that supposed to mean?"

"You can't be here, sweetheart," he said firmly. "You have to go back to the castle."

"Then why'd you ask me to meet you?" Caroline asked, folding her arms in front of her, frowning. "I got your owl this morning."

"My owl? I didn't send an owl."

"Well, I don't know who else would have sent a letter that said 'meet me in the shrieking shack at nine. I have a surprise for you.' Which also, like, if your surprise is sex in a dusty haunted house, I'm so not up for it."

"I didn't send whatever you're talking about," Klaus said impatiently, his words clipped and rushed, his hand hot on the small of her back as he steered her towards the door. "Really, love. I'm sorry. I'll explain later, but you have to--" he choked out a soft 'fuck', his hand going to his side as he winced in pain. 

"Are you okay?" Caroline asked, alarmed at his reaction, spat forgotten. 

"No," he said through gritted teeth. "Really, sweetheart. You need to go. Now. Run."

"Run? What do you mean run?" she asked, turning around when a breeze floated through the cracked window, causing the door to shut with a soft click. She reached to jiggle the doorknob, deciding to follow directions for now since he seemed really committed to getting her out of there, but it wouldn't budge.

"It locks automatically," he said through gritted teeth.

"Why would it do that?" 

"To keep me in," he said, gasping in pain and clutching his stomach. 

"Keep you in?" she repeated, starting to panic. What the hell was going on. "What do you mean keep you in?"

Her question was answered when she saw fur begin to sprout on his arms, his jeans ripping down the sides of the legs and falling to the ground with his belt and boxer briefs and he fell on all fours, letting out soft pants of pain.

"Holy shit," Caroline breathed, taking a few steps backwards and fumbling behind her for the doorknob. "Holy shit, holy shit, oh my god."

A few things became immediately clear. The first was that her boyfriend was a werewolf and totally hadn't said a single thing. Rude. The second was that he had clearly not been the one who invited her to the Shrieking Shack. The third was that whoever had sent that letter had clearly wanted her dead or bitten.

The fourth was that she was in serious danger of that happening.

"Nice dog," she whispered as Klaus looked up, yellow eyes focused on her, paws extended to curl into the frayed carpet. "Everything's fine. I'm not going to hurt you. Please don't bite me."

Her mind raced as she tried to think of a plan. She couldn't run, obviously. If you ran from dogs they chased you, right? Were werewolves dogs? Did they have dog feelings? Her dad used to tell her that if the neighbor's crup growled at her she should stare at it to establish dominance, but something told her that a werewolf's natural reaction to an alpha showdown was not to concede when the other person could easily be dinner.

She stuck her hand in her pocket, fingering her wand. She didn't want to hurt him. Secrets or not, Klaus was her boyfriend, and she did like him. A lot.

And honestly, if this was the secret, she could totally understand why he didn't tell her. Not that that helped her current predicament.

She knelt in front of him and winced at the growl, lowering her eyes and her head, hoping to indicate that she was not up for a fistfight with a gigantic murder-dog. The soft weirdly purr-like sound he made seemed promising, and she risked glancing up at him to see what he was doing, relaxing a bit when she saw that he was sitting, his tail thumping against the floor.

Cool. Okay. She could work with that.

She hesitantly sat down fully, crossing her legs in front of her and folding her hands in her lap, still careful not to make direct eye contact. If she pulled out her wand, he might interpret that as a threat, right? So she probably shouldn't try to unlock the door. Ugh, was she stuck here for the whole night?

She felt a cold nose poke at her cheek, and she looked up to see Klaus sitting in front of her, staring at her intently. "Um, hi?" she half-asked, feeling a bit silly.

Well, at least he wasn't trying to eat her.

It was weird though, that he was so calm. He walked around her to nudge her back with his nose, and she stood up slowly, trying to figure out whether he was attempting to herd her. It turned out he was, nudging her repeatedly until she got onto the bed and hopping up next to her, curling up by the pillows and making room for her to lie beside him. It was awkward, being pressed close to him, but it was a bit cold from the night time breeze through the shattered windows, and if she was going to be there all night without blankets, she might as well lean against Klaus, since his body was warm and soft.

They laid in silence until she drifted off, and when she woke up she felt Klaus's very human body pressed against her back, his arms spooning her comfortably.

"You're awake," he murmured, his hand creeping under the edge of her uniform top to splay on her stomach. "Feeling all right?"

"Other than the fact that my boyfriend didn't tell me he was a werewolf, yeah. Totally peachy."

"My apologies for not informing you," he said stiffly. "I hadn't realized that two months of dating was enough time for me to trust you with my darkest secrets."

"I'm sorry. You're right," she said, turning over in his arms so that they were nose to nose. "It's not like it's any of my business, really. We're not like, serious, or anything."

They hadn't had that conversation yet, even if she very much wanted them to be.

"Well, we are now, I suppose," he said, making her frown.

"Isn't that supposed to be a group decision?"

He raised an eyebrow. "You're in once piece, love. Surely you know what that means."

"I mean, not really? I assumed it was because I didn't stare you down to have an alpha fight."

He snorted. "No. Anyone else would have been ripped to shreds, submissive signals or not."

"Then why am I different?" she asked slowly, wondering if this was a pretty romantic nothing that he was trying to suck her in with. "Is this your intro to 'I'm not like other girls'? Because I hate that."

"I suppose in a sense, you are," he said slowly. "Though not in the way you're assuming."

"Then how?"

"You're my mate," he said simply, reaching to tuck a piece of hair behind her ear. "Soulmate, if you prefer."

"Oh," she squeaked, stiffening. "That's...um...cool. Cool."

He smirked, his hand settling on her lower back and stroking up and down her spine. "Indeed."

[manunkinda]

So, I’m watching the Heathers 2018 reboot to take notes. I plan to do a video essay after I finish the series.

I regret starting this.

Anyway, here are a few my notes so far.

Heathers (2018) Notes:

⁃ I can’t believe I’m paying for this shit.

⁃ Wait, why is the pilot TV-14 when everything else is TV-MA?

⁃ Also, every single title of each episode is a quote from the movie. I don’t think “Hot probs” was though? Unless I’m missing something? I’ll have to watch the movie AND the musical after this to cleanse my brain.

⁃ Also why is the second episode $20 for HD?

⁃ THE RED SCRUNCHIE. SHANNON DORHERTY (who played Heather Duke in the original) IS IN THIS.

⁃ Yup, Shannon plays his mom. She’s waving and he’s waving back.

⁃ What the hell is this intro?

⁃ [ethereal electronic music]

⁃ Okay, so this is Veronica... Who should really be a Heather.

⁃ I can’t stop laughing at the Khloe Kardashian quote.

⁃ [moody electronic music]

⁃ See, the thing is, is that Veronica had sturdy morals from the beginning. She had a sense of who she was, just not what she wanted. J.D. manipulated her into briefly losing her morals. So, it doesn’t make sense for Veronica to not know who she is.

⁃ I’m pretty sure you can’t ask a student if they’re a hermaphodite. Most colleges don’t care about that anyway.

⁃ Jason Dean’s in the background staring her down during the locker scene and they haven’t actually introduced him.

⁃ Betty’s in this apparently, but not Martha? Because since Chandler is plus-sized, that whole thing wouldn’t work anyway, right?

⁃ [moody finger snaps]

⁃ I can’t believe there’s a song where the lyrics are: “Picture this, I’m a bag of dicks.” “I will punch a baby bear in his shit.”

⁃ Okay, while I clearly appreciate LGBT+ and minority representation in the media, Heathers is the wrong story to use it. In this, the representation is villainized while two white people try to kill them off. That’s complete missing the mark and the lesson of the original, and hell, even the musical.

⁃ Chandler would get dress coded for that outfit. Middle finger choker AND those fishnets, yup.

⁃ “How Banana Republic.” whAT DOES THAT MEAN

⁃ KURT SEEING THE HEATHERS WITH RAM AND NOPING THE FUCK OUT OF THERE IS ME.

⁃ “Remington Squaws.” Look, Ram would also get dress coded for this.

⁃ Also, the reason why “mean girls” like the Heathers and the Plastics were popular is because they were nice to your face, and then would talk shit about you behind your back.

⁃ the finger snaps are rotting my brain already.

⁃ “I’m gonna get a soda.” Proceeds to get a bag of chips.

⁃ oh god JD approached Veronica. What the fuck are they saying by the way? “Meet the new boss?” WTF?

⁃ “I’m not a rebel, Veronica.” The original JD would disagree with that.

⁃ He ends up calling Veronica “my dear” within the first two minutes.

⁃ Heather Duke would be an interesting character if he wasn’t named Heather Duke.

⁃ snappy snack shack looks like a discount Snappy Snack Shack.

⁃ Heather McNamera with their teacher? In public? In the car? No one would be so obvious like that about banging their teacher.

⁃ “Great hummus, but I gotta Tesla.”

⁃ “Such an UGG boot latte sometimes.”

⁃ Did she and Jacob hook up in his car? Idk, all I see is leg and Veronica is checking Chandler’s insta. She did end up posting the pic of Ram in the Remington shirt, but I don’t think he was smiling.

⁃ “What is your father wound, Heather?”

⁃ Veronica just shoulder checked her, which honestly isn’t the same as throwing up on someone’s shoes.

⁃ Chandler got fake drain cleaner from an art thing all over her dress.

⁃ “Lick it up, fatty. Lick. It. Up.” Is nothing compared to the original line. Also, fat-phobic much?

⁃ “My dear” again. That’s twice now and it’s already getting old. The thing is, in the original, JD and Veronica never called each other pet names, except for one time. For JD, it was right before Veronica broke up with him. “Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.” And for Veronica, it was right before she shot JD in the boiler room. “You know what I want, babe? Cool guys like you out of my life.”

⁃ “Let’s snort Adderall, make out, and get slushies.”

⁃ So is Kurt actually gay in this or?

⁃ This JD and Veronica has no chemistry whatsoever.

⁃ I dare JD to throw a better party at the discount Snappy Snack Shack where the cashier won’t yell at you.

⁃ Also, this JD reminds me of Riverdale’s Jughead, but if his personality was the weirdo monologue.

⁃ Those are some weak ass slushies. They’re so watery.

⁃ I was not expecting the fucking bubble gun.

⁃ His dad collects Nazi stuff apparently. Big yikes.

⁃ What are the dolls in Chandler’s room? Why are they on her shelf like that and organized by skin color?

⁃ “Prince Harry me as revenge.”

⁃ Where was that table she fell into in the other shots?

⁃ He gave her the suicide pills by mistake, Big oops.

⁃ “I’m going to be experimenting with lesbianism in San Quentin instead of Sarah Lawrence.”

⁃ “That’s my girl.”

Director: Do a proud smile!

⁃ Duke posted the photo of McNamara with the teacher because they were arguing who would give the eulogy.

⁃ “Isn’t hating on someone for being a murderer equally as rude?” No, it’s not.

⁃ Why is JD wearing sunglasses inside? That just makes him even more guilty.

⁃ Betty is trying to stake her claim on Chandler’s position.

⁃ I honestly wouldn’t mind if the Heathers were Betty and these two girls originally.

⁃ “Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw.” THEY USED THE LINE and not in a great context.

⁃ And we meet JD’s dad.

⁃ Also, he’s using the Shake Weight and I can’t stop laughing. I’m so distracted by it.

⁃ “Well, son, your presence here has been lovely as usual, but if you don’t mind, my girlfriend and I would like to start having sexual intercourse now.” Right in front of my salad?

⁃ [somber bell music]

⁃ Heather Chandler’s still alive?! Holy shit! She’s been laying there the whole day. She would’ve been dead by now!

⁃ Oh gross, vomit.

⁃ And her phone’s blowing up. Pun intended.

[aceandsparrow]

Survivor 40: Episode 3

[A] Adam is so obsessed with Rob and getting him out, like it'll solidify his name in Survivor history or something. It won't. I will forget him again once this season ends.

[S] What is up with Denise's left shoulder? 

[S] Ben, Iike you. But if you are gunning for Rob, you gotta go. [A] Ben, if you go for Rob, you are dead to me. 

[S] Yes Adam, I DO wonder why you'd tell Ethan. And your explanation doesn't make sense, why would you tell him NOW in that case? [A] You know Ethan is close to Parvati. WTH would you go to him and tell him you want to vote her off? You are a goddamn amateur. How the hell did you even win your season?

[A] Tony is a goddamn idiot. That shark should have bit him. He would have deserved it. [S] Didn't Richard Hatch get bit by a shark this way?

[A] Yul, you want Sandra out. Please don't give her the opportunity to stab you in the back. [S] DAMN IT YUL, YOU DO WANT TO LOSE SANDRA! 

[S] GO AMBER! [A] GO AMBER GO! [S] NO AMBER! 

[A] God I hate Natalie. "Help me out, but then I'm going to be destructive to make sure you get no help."

[S] Her getting all of these is getting old.  The twins genuinely annoy me.

[A] Oh fuck this. Natalie is helping all the worst fucking people. [S] SARAH? I FUCKING HATE THE PEOPLE YOU ARE HELPING!

[S] LOL like this camoflauge fucking matters… [A] AND SHE HAS TONY HELP HER. SERIOUSLY?! THE GUY WHO BUILT A DUMBASS SPY SHACK?!

[S] No one is waking up. They always try to hype the tension during these infiltrate missions but no one ever gets caught. [A] They always hype this stuff, but no one is going to wake up. There's enough ambient noise that they've all conditioned themselves to sleep through it. [S] SHOCKING!

[S] Oh look, it's the quintuple steps. [A] Somebody's been watching Ninja Warrior...

[A] Oooh I love the free-standing puzzles. 

[S] Sandra sits out again… [A] Unless I'm mistaken, Sandra has sat out a majority of these challenges.

[A] Tony going up the ladder - at least this ladder won't break and kill him. [S] Tony's ladder for food was just practice for this challenge, LOL.

[S] LOL WTF was that Ben?

[A] Not even to the puzzle and I think we know blue will be losing this challenge. Again.

[S] Jeremy pulls Ben? Is Ethan chopped liver, Jeff?

[A] Wendell is needed for physical stuff, I get it, but he would do much better at this puzzle than those girls are doing.

[S] I love Rob, but why you let him do the puzzle again?

[A] Why is no one realizing that the colors alternate for the puzzle pieces? Stop trying to put a yellow on a yellow. Find an orange. 

[A] It was closer than I expected, but the outcome wasn't surprising.

[S] I hate this entire season. 

[A] Rob ain't buying into Adam's bullshit. Cut to Rob gunning for Adam. Yup there it is.

[S] Maybe I'm wrong, but all of these feel like missteps from Adam. Pavarti will still go home, but it's not like telling Ethan or Rob will help him. 

[A] Look, I love seeing Adam's name being thrown out there because he's making the worst moves (while claiming they are brilliant), but I'm not holding out hope. Something stupid will happen and someone I like is going to get taken out in the crossfire.

[S] I'm calling it now. Tribe swap next week.

[A] Oh wait. No. Did they edit his "I can't play the game if I'm not in" comments as foreshadowing. No no no. Not Ethan. That makes no sense. That's not fair.

[A] WHY IS ETHAN GETTING VOTES?!

[A] WHAT THE FUCK.

[S] Poor Ethan. Doesn't deserve this shit.

[S] No shocker on who he gave the fire token to. [A] I wish he had given his token to Rob instead.

[ninjakitty15]

Chapter 18: Spiderman With a Plan (Loki x OFC pairing)

May came back before Loki could teleport us away or Peter could even hide us. It took a bit of explaining and convincing to let an alien war criminal and a walking, slowly healing corpse stay but between Peter telling her we had in fact been staying with Tony up till now and she trusted Tony almost as much as she trusted her nephew, and me swearing they aren't in danger as Hydra doesn't want Peter, only me, she seemed to yield at the end. Loki then offered a better place for them if they didn't feel safe with us being around but the two of them turned down his offer, stating that if Spiderman's enemies didn't even know where he lived, ours wouldn't either. Loki then promised if that wasn't the case and they came after them, to have Spiderman find us and Loki would fix the damage for them. I had to look at him then, being all generous and gentlemanly when the world pegged him for a narcissistic megalomaniac war criminal.

"I kinda get the sense you were a bit like him when you were...a kid? I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with Asgardian years, is it like dog years? No wait are humans like dog years compared to you lot?" I asked Loki.

"What do you think I was like as a child that you see with Parker?" asked Loki in amusement.

"Quiet, eager to please, exceptionally clever compared to most your age there, desperately wanting to find your place, maybe a little bit awkward but still quite gifted though few see that last quality or care enough to notice."

Loki was quiet for a moment, probably trying to remember what he was actually like way way way back when he was a wee bairn but the slowly creasing brow seemed to imply I was at the very least not off the mark that bad. "Why do you think I'm like him?"

"I'd say more he's like you as you were here eons before he was. But to answer your question...I can't say how long I've been around but I do know I've been around long enough to study people and see details most might miss in interactions and reactions. When you're around anyone like Thor, you kinda have this aura of irritation, even though it's not him all the time, the kind of person who charged head and fists first into any kind situation, all about action and making a great mess. When it comes to interacting with someone with more wit, more intelligence, more analytical and less physical stuff, you're more reserved in reaction, more curious and intrigued. The same kind of qualities I see in you, you see in others and I know there's plenty of self love in that icicle of a heart you have, maybe not at first, but it's definitely there now." Both Peter and Loki stared at me with damn near identical expressions of something between "wtf" and "how the hell did you figure all this out, who are you?". "What? You think I didn't notice between the jokes and the constant commentaries? Just because I'm physically and legally dead, doesn't mean I'm brain dead too."

"You sure I'm not just rubbing off on you," teased Loki.

"I told you I'm not terribly fond of that action to begin with, it's gross. Also and more importantly, I find your lack of faith disturbing, as you should recall even in your ancient age, I was muzzled when you found me and I don't always need to use my mouth when calling the dead so..."

Loki was about to retort I assume but as he opened his mouth to do so, Peter beat him to it. "Hydra muzzled you?"

"Initially they didn't but when you're me and hoping they get so annoyed by your jokes and taunts that maybe they'll let you go because nothing else they did to me worked like they wanted, they decided a muzzle wasn't just for dogs. In my defense, I had been stuck in that cramped glass cell for apparently 5 years with no outside contact, I honestly don't know how I'm still somewhat sane after all that time alone."

"Well maybe it's because time has no effect on the dead, right?" offered Peter hopefully.

I opened my mouth to object but damn if he wasn't a mortal, Midgardian version of Loki always being on par with his points. "Okay, you win that round. It felt like a few months to me, color me shell shocked when I was actually told how long I was down there and how much stuff I missed out on."

"I'm still not completely sold on you actually being dead when you're walking and talking in front of me though," Peter muttered.

"Seeing isn't always believing, hun. Here, check for a pulse or any way to tell if a person is dead or alive these days."

"Then how are you here? And also, if you are in fact a necromancer, aren't you susceptible to being controlled by another necromancer since you're dead too?"

"Under normal circumstances, maybe, but alas I'm anything but normal so nah."

"What are you then?"

I gave the kid a sinister smile. "Pray you never find out because when you do...you'll wish you never met me."

"You can't be that bad if Tony Stark took you in."

"Tony Stark means well and is insanely smart but mostly just insane, I mean he did essentially invent his own supervillain with Ultron on Slovakia and then more or less help in making an infinity stone with Vision, didn't he? More recently though he gave insanely expensive superhero equipment to a teenager too smart for his own good. Think of it this way, Hydra wants Capsicle dead because he's too good to be made useful to them, nothing they can do will make him the next Winter Soldier. A good heart will almost always be a good heart unless the ones let into that heart break it which won't be Hydra ever, that's for damn sure. Hydra can break many things but a heart ain't one. Now take a heart that's not all good, one that has no strict moral compass or doesn't lean toward one end or another, that one more than a good or even an evil one, can be useful. They want me alive because I'm useful and now they know how to make it theirs through Loki. If they really thought their efforts in extracting stuff from me was fruitless, they'd kill me any way possible or at least leave me for dead or let me go even but they didn't as Loki can attest, I was still chained down and muzzled in a glass cell when he found me."

"Are you seriously trying to convince me that you're actually a chaotic neutral?" Peter asked incredulously.

"That is exactly what I'm telling you I am. I mean yeah I try my best to keep the peace and natural order between me and the others like me but look how fucking well that's going when they're either dying out or switching sides. I'd say I'd like to be more toward lawful neutral but then I'd be lying because lawful is fucking boring having to follow the rules so blindly."

"What's wrong with rules?"

"Nothing, they're just meant to be broken is all and no one seems to get that."

"Nothing's made to be broken though," Peter argued.

"I disagree, Reginald, pinatas are, glowsticks, karate boards, pasta when you have a small pot, those party crackers. Loki, can you think of anything?"

"Glasses or goblets for really good drinks you want more of, good riding horses that haven't been trained yet, new footwear, a lady's hymen," Loki continued.

"I'ma stop you right there before you get too graphic."

"You asked, don't get shy on me now."

"Shy? I'm sorry, have you met me? I joked about oral when we first met, how the fuck is that shy? I'm censoring you for Peter's sake as we're guests and don't want to overstay our welcome."

"Seriously?" squeaked Peter. "I'm sorry, you're trapped in some base and the first non Hydra person you see, who just happens to be a war criminal from another planet that attacked this city not too long ago, and you blatantly flirt with him?"

"'K first of all, back off on the judging, buddy, you don't know what it's like being trapped with the same ugly assholes for an extended period of time and wishing for a new face regardless of their intentions. Secondly, he's hot so there's that and just cuz I'm dead doesn't mean I don't have some needs left in me, a few select things make me feel alive again, he turned out to be one of them. Also, did I mention he's hot and he really pulls off the green god look in all leather and stuff."

"You weren't the least bit worried?"

"What's he gonna do? Kill me? Good luck, he ain't the first to try it."

"Okay, you are way too casual about being wanted dead or deader."

I snorted. "Very little fazes me these days, if I got myself worked up over every little obstacle I would be a cold mess and never leave the grave I crawled out of."

"Wise words from a dead girl," teased Loki who got punched in the arm again, this time my fingers didn't break but he was still made of solid ice so it pretty much bounced off him.

"I'm curious which of the two of you has more secrets, I mean Loki is kinda known for that kind of thing but then there's you who's been dropping hints there's a lot we don't know about you, you're just so casual about them whereas if Loki drops hints he comes off completely devious and cunning about it, like he's flaunting it almost."

"That's because Loki is the god of teasing," I mused. "In many ways. And he's had many many lifetimes in his old age to perfect it. Yeah that's right, tease me about being corpse all you want, but remember you're basically a cradle robbing necrophiliac for shacking up with a dead girl that's not even a fourth of your age."

"I might be over a thousand or so years old but between that being still young in Asgardian years as you call it and no one outside you and the Avengers knowing how old I am just by looking at me, that's not actually that much of an issue. Nice try though."

"You're over a thousand?" questioned Peter in shock. "How long before you actually get gray hairs?"

"I'm working on that," I joked.

Loki scowled at me then and shook his head. "A few more thousand I should say, might be different for me being a Frost Giant rather than actual Asgardian."

"Do you age at all?" Peter asked me.

"My body is in a state of dead stasis, it can't change or age and always returns to the same state of death. It's how I heal like I do."

"But didn't you say Loki's magic could undo that?"

"He's probably the only one that can at the moment, him and the wankers that stole some of his power to use against me. I don't know the specifics but I'm guessing because I'm a source of death magic and his is either exactly or closely related to living magic, the two cancel each other out."

"I'm still not happy about them doing that nor do I know how," muttered Loki.

"Like you said, that part doesn't matter at this point, they have it and unfortunately they know how to use it. We just gotta figure out how to undo that so I don't get shot full of rocksalt again, that shit stings like swallowing an angry beehive."

"I-I might have an idea if I remember your other powers correctly," Peter spoke up, looking at Loki eagerly. "Also, random question, which of you is actually more powerful?"

Loki and I looked at each other for a moment then both at Peter at the same time.

"He's been around eons longer than I have and acquired a fuckton more power over time than I have but the power I have isn't remotely like his so I'm not even sure the two are comparable, he built his up over time, I earned it another way entirely and not all on my own like I'm willing to bet he has."

Loki then looked back at me and I could almost hear the gears grinding in his head, knowing he had picked up more of the many hints I've dropped about myself to collect and analyze later. "Are you ever going to tell me the whole story?"

"If that's allowed but ultimately it's not up to me to decide that," I replied softly. "So this plan of yours, Pete, do tell!"

"Well first, Loki, would you be affected by your own magic hitting you."

"If it came from me, no, if someone else can wield magic like mine then yes."

"Then I got an idea that should work."

[fennbirn-fandom]

Okay I know this is a lot but reading this guy’s thoughts gives you all the feels of reading the book all over again and it is amazing (x)

1. Okay first of all I am SO excited it’s starting back at Greavesdrake 2. Love this little poison bitch 3. “These are only a bit of fun.” I am living 4. I cannot wait for this reunion omg I can’t wait for ANYTHING

5. Book one Katharine vs. book two Katharine:

6. Fifty bucks says Thomas and Michael don’t make it to book three 7. Maybe it would be easier if Joseph didn’t make it to book three 8. Omg that’s right if Arsinoe wins as a poisoner then the poisoners will want to claim her as their own dang there is so much going on 9. I LOVE THIS BOOK 10. Wait did they never kiss in the first book 11. Are you kidding me Joseph and Mirabella shacked up in a seaside cavern and the real royal couple is out here willing to die for each other without ever having locked lips?? 12. Ew imagine someone spit on you I would scream 13. “Next time it won’t be spit. Next time it’ll be a knife!” LMAO WHAT 14. Can you IMAGINE 15. They’re already going to fight I can’t believe this 16. I love Bree 17. I’m screaming Kat just enjoys RUNNING PEOPLE DOWN in her free time 18. WHO IS THIS GIRL 19. Black marble and spitting gargoyles is such an aesthetic 20. I lied the GODDESS STONE is an aesthetic 21. Omg she’s referring to herself as “us” this is amazing 22. Luke/Hank 2020

23. THERE IS GOING TO BE A FIGHT 24. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME

25. I love that every single character is like “Well I don’t WANT to kill them, but also I myself do not want to die, so,”

26. Except for Jules she would absolutely kill a man

27. Do I love or hate Madrigal? I just don’t know 28. WHAT 29. Omggg I love this I love Jules 30. Wait DROWN HER these people are so DRAMATIC 31. I want to know more about every single gift 32. They’re gonna fight!! 33. They’re gonna fight!!!!!!! 34. Mirabella the bear isn’t there just KILL HER

35. Ok if these girls didn’t have such a flair for drama I guarantee this war would already be over

36. “Mirabella has found her nerve.” Yes she has 37. Lmao jokes she still won’t kill her 38. Like… just do it!!! Just kill her!!!!!!!!!! 39. WELP now you CAN’T because there’s a BEAR 40. Katharine is insane THAT’S FUN 41. You know I’ve always wanted to learn how to throw knives 42. Omg Pietyr?! 43. Jk 44. I don’t know Nicolas but I love him 45. Don’t you DARE throw my queen off a cliff 46. “He doesn’t smell like the last one.” Billy the last one was dead 47. BILLY’S GOING TO THE WESTWOODS 48. Honesty, the DRAMA 49. “Because I saw you first,” ugh I love them

50. I can’t believe I’m only a quarter of the way through this book I need a nap

51. Ugh why doesn’t anyone love Mirabella 52. Don’t worry I love you Mirabella

53. PREGNANT 54. SHE’S PREGNANT 55. Oh my god 56. Thomas and Michael are here someone get the death cannon ready 57. AHHH 58. What did I say 59. “At least they were cousins,” Katharine PLEASE 60. I want a buddy-cop spinoff where Natalia and Luca fight crime 61. Aw okay at least Mira has a friend Billy is nice

62. “Where is your bear?” “WELL HE’S NOT IN MY POCKET.”

63. I love Billy Chatworth, Worst Cook on Fennbirn Island ™

64. Nicolas lmao wtf 65. WHO IS THIS GUY 66. PIIIIIEEEETTTYYYYYRRRRR 67. “But you will never have me again.” Bye I just screamed 68. You know I think I’d want the war gift it’s so vague and powerful

69. “It only gives you powers over weapons,” you say 70. “ANYTHING CAN BE A WEAPON,” I scream in response

71. I love Katharineeeeeeee 72. Omg wait and Rho can’t publicly help Mirabella 73. So much is happening 74. Oh my god 75. Yeah curse the queens THIS SEEMS LIKE A GOOD IDEA 76. Can’t wait for this one to go wrong 77. “What’s this gonna do btw?” “Oh lmao idk” Super 78. Oh my god 79. Ohhhhh my god 80. Here we GO 81. Can I just say again that I love Nicolas the psychopath 82. Pietyr is going to slap him 83. “This is your life. Don’t tell me to stay out of it.” 84. Imagine this book from Braddock’s POV 85. Omg just KISS ALREADY

86. This is all VERY High School Musical 2

87. Imagine a plot twist that reveals Billy as the true naturalist queen 88. “I’ll love you for as long as I live.” Oh no 89. Everyone is ready for surprise murder but I’m watching Hairspray as I read this and it’s creating quite the interesting mood 90. Lmao I love Katharine and Nicolas!!! What little psychopaths!!!!!! 91. I love Katharine!!!!!!!!!!!! 92. This is amazing 93. I LOVE DRAMA 94. “But that is not fair!” Mira, buddy, pal, 95. SHE SLEPT THROUGH THE ENTIRE FESTIVAL LMAO NO!!! 96. JULLIENNE MILONE!!!!! 97. HOW IS THERE STILL MORE THAN HALF THE BOOK LEFT 98. This girl is literally being HUNTED 99. Omg please Braddock go go go follow her 100. Mirabella NO!!!! 101. Omg omg omg omgggggg 102. I’M SO STRESSED 103. Sidenote I love Mirabella and Arsinoe together 104. WHAT 105. WHAT!!!!!!! 106. JULES 107. JULES IS HERE 108. JULES!!!!! 109. LMAO THEY STOLE HER HORSE I’M SCREAMING 110. Oh my god Katharine no don’t SAY THAT

111. Honestly I don’t super remember Bree from the first book but would I die for her now? Absolutely

112. I’m so stressed 113. THEY WENT TO CARAGH 114. Lol TBH makes it sound like a jewelry commercial 115. “They went to Caragh!” Madrigal will cry, clutching her diamonds 116. “Until they were six, they were mine.” 117. Um @ the Young Queens WHERE ARE YOU 118. Mirabella/Billy 2020 119. Lmao yo I am so freaking excited for Arsinoe to make her dramatic return 120. I’m just thinking about it!! Ah!!!! 121. A DUEL 122. This is madness I need a break and a nap and a snack immediately 123. Katharine!!!!! You can’t just THROW BACK a cup of poison!! Honestly!!!

124. “You cannot kill,” she says, causing me to GASP, “what is already dead.”

125. SHE ALREADY KNEW

126. I can’t decide if I want Katharine, Pietyr, and Nicolas to all destroy each other or if they are the toxic, murderous OT3 of my dreams 127. The venn diagram of those two things may just be a circle

128. KAT JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THE CHALLENGE 129. Omg she’s throwing a TANTRUM I’m living 130. “I will hold a ball the night before,” This is my ideal dark gothic aesthetic

131. “What if the Goddess is on her side?” “It does not matter. They are on mine.”

132. Why do I picture Madrigal exactly as Alice Cooper from Riverdale 133. She’s going to help Mirabella!!! She��s going to help Mirabella!!!!!!! 134. I’m serious can I vote for Mirabella and Billy on the ticket in 2020 135. Oh my god no 136. No no no I refuse to believe they have their hooks in him 137. THEY CANNOT HAVE THEIR HOOKS IN BILLY 138. He’s a horrible cook he would never fit in with the feast-loving Arrons 139. I love Mirabella

140. Oh my god Katharine 141. Oh my goddddd 142. LMAO WHAT THE F#&K 143. “We have not been your Katharine since you threw me down the Breccia Domain.” WHAT THE F#&KKK!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!?! 144. HE’S GOING BACK TO THE BRECCIA DOMAIN!!

145. Meanwhile, Arsinoe, on a mule, 146. Just looking at the names of the chapters left is stressing me out 147. NAT IS SLEEPING WITH BILLY’S DAD I just CHOKED

148. THERE’S SO MUCH DRAMA AROUND EVERY TURN

149. Oh thank god their hooks are not in Billy yet 150. Omg omg Jules is at the ball here we go here we GO it’s happening

151. “Before Katharine and her suitor take their place amid the Arrons, dazzling in their snakes and scorpions, Katharine cocks her head at Mirabella and winks. Nicolas smiles at Billy and discreetly spits onto the floor.” I’m just obsessed with this entire snippet

152. Oh Joseph honey no go home 153. ARSINOE!! 154. “Dancing with my sister,” Oh my god 155. This is what I LIVE FOR 156. “I am not afraid. I am angry.” 157. “I may be the weakest, but I am a queen, through and through.” 158. Oh my god

159. I NEED TO SEE THIS SCENE ON A BIG SCREEN

160. “They are tired of it.” I SCREAMED

161. Oh my godddd he’s going in 162. HE’S GOING IN THE BRECCIA DOMAIN 163. Oh my god 164. Oh my g o d d d 165. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH 166. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 167. Oh my GOD WHAT A SCENE I SHOULD NOT HAVE READ THIS AT NIGHT!!!

168. Pepper………… 169. Of all the characters I love… I would be ok with Rho dying at any time 170. @ Kendare just fyi 171. Oh my god they pulled it off HOW 172. Of course Arsinoe is thinking of food though 173. F#&k f#&k f#&k here we go 174. I am horrified for what Katharine’s reign of terror would mean 175. Tag yourself I’m the priestess weeping as she fastens Mirabella’s dress 176. Ugh Kat 177. Ok she’s horrifying but she’s also amazing this arena entrance is everything 178. THERE THEY ARE!!!!! 179. “Yes, me again.” JULES FOR QUEEN 180. SHE KNOWS THAT ARSINOE REMEMBERS HER 181. Omg I’m so emotional 182. JULES!!! “She punches the first in the eye and knocks back another three.”

183. “I’m sorry you thought I was dead.” “I’m sorry I agreed to marry your sister.”

184. Oh no Luca no don’t 185. A concept: Madrigal slapping Natalia Arron 186. “Or perhaps there were more sides to a woman than he had ever understood.” Lol oh Billy you simple boy 187. Ugh it was WILLIAM 188. Omg the throwbacks to the very first chapter of the first book I’m dying 189. A tattooed crown they are NOT f#&king around 190. NICOLAS MARTEL 191. “Arsinoe has been banging her head against the stone wall for what seems like hours. But there is no way to tell for sure.” Me in class

192. LMAO IS SHE GOING TO POISON ARSINOE 193. STOP I’M GOING TO SCREAM 194. This is EVERYTHING

195. AND THERE’S A WEDDING 196. Ew Nicolas I changed my mind I don’t love him not one bit 197. “Though perhaps this is what he truly is underneath. Angry, and ugly, and small.” Aren’t all men 198. Oh my god 199. THIS WAS NOT A FIGHT I WAS EXPECTING 200. Ohhhhhh my god 201. YES RHO 202. I lied Kendare thank you for this fierce and wonderful gift of a character 203. “Roll him up in a rug,” LMAO 204. “After all, Mirabella’s first tears were real, before she looked down and realized that Arsinoe was grinning.” I can’t I love them so much 205. Omg wait if Natalia… what does that mean for her deal with Luca?! 206. “Oh!” I LIED I WANT A MIRABELLA/ARSINOE BUDDY-COP SPINOFF 207. God bless Joseph taking responsibility for his actions 208. “How I love you, Jules.” I’m so emo 209. ARSINOE!!!!! 210. Ew someone please kill Nicolas already 211. “… So hard that she hears a crack. That must be good,” I’m dying 212. I LOVE MIRABELLA 213. I WANT HER TO BURN THE ENTIRE CITY DOWN 214. Oh god Joseph 215. THE WARRIORS 216. Oh my god 217. Oh my god oh my goddddd what 218. That is BRUTAL 219. What a way to go, my man

220. “I failed you once. I betrayed you once. But I will not again.”

221. “I’m fine,” Joseph says, CLEARLY LYING 222. Oh my god Genevieve 223. THIS IS SUCH A DYSFUNCTIONAL TRIO 224. AND NOW THEY KNOW EVERYONE HAS ESCAPED 225. Oh my god so much is happening 226. Pietyr is the one true king someone bring him the Iron Throne or whatever the f#&k they have on this cursed and twisted island 227. “It is just that she will be the last.” 228. Omg they’re gonna GOOOO 229. Third time’s the charm, maybe??

230. I’m telling you Jules and Pietyr are going to have to duel and that will decide who the true ruler of Fennbirn Island will be

231. Jules will obliterate him and I will be sad for approximately thirty seconds and then extremely happy for my new queen

232. Aw I loved Madrigal in this book 233. I LOVE THIS LIL’ MOTLEY CREW 234. Lmao I wonder how long Genevieve will last now. What will she do 235. “Then she looks back at the sea and the confrontation that is about to take place there.” I’m so scared for my lil’ motley crew!!! 236. FINALLY!!!! THE KISS!!! 237. Omg come on Mirabella come onnnnn

238. Oh no 239. Oh no Joseph 240. … Oh my god? 241. Oh my god did they do it??? 242. THEY DID IT 243. Oh n o

244. JULES NO!!!

245. WHAT THE F#&K, MAN 246. … I’m telling you she needs to be queen 247. Oh my god 248. I can’t believe they… made it 249. Oh my g o d

[tavsianus]

You know what, I am just going to do this. I am going to talk about every topic that the writer of “ WHY JILY IS BETTER THAN SNILY “ talked.

1. Bullies: The writer says, yes, they know that James bullied Severus when they were YOUNG (11-17). But JAMES CHANGED for Lily. Jily wasn’t even a THİNG until he matured. 

Snape on the other hand, as far as we know, didn’t bully anyone when he was a child. But he did bully them as an adult.

What I think: James didn’t change. Even Remus and Sirius said that to Harry (Am I wrong? Do İ remember it differently?). He just get better at hiding. And, yes, Severus did ‘bully’ the kids. (Tho, I wouldn’t say making annoying comments bullying, but  ok.) SO THEY ARE BOTH WRONG AT THIS CASE. And at LEAST, Snape didn’t got  physical with his students. (Slapping them, hexing them, etc) But James DID hex people for fun, as we know that from the books. ( and I don’t even bring up Snape. Marauders bullied him just because he was friends with lily, and he just ‘existed’. Like wtf? SWM and Shrieking Shack shows us how fucked up they are (yes are, because nor remus or lupin changed.) And even just two examples are totally scary. In real world they would go to jail)

2.Patronus: James was a Stag and Lily was a Doe, says the writer, SO THEY HAVE to be soulmates, in true love. And while Severus is a Doe, HE MUST BE OBSESSED WITH HER. (Like come on, still this bullshit?) So was Tonks also obsessed with Remus? I dont even want to explain it again, cause I think at the Snapedom we did it a thousand times already.

3.Sides of the War: The writer says, James would rather die than join Voldemort and they are right. He was a member of Order of The Phoenix, he didn’t discriminated blood. (Like, yeah, I guess. We don’t know much but ok, he did good.) 

They say that Snape said a bad word ‘MUDBLOOD’ to Lily, so he is racist. He was into dark arts and had bad friends. (Omg, I don’t even get mad at this, just bored).   

-First of all, with whom was he supposed to be friends? With Hufflepuffs? Of course he was going to be friends with Slytherins! He is one! And I don’t think they would be ok with him being friendly with their ‘enemy’ houses.

-He was interested in Dark Arts, so what? I am also interested to watch gore movies and read about serial killers, does that make me a bad person? Nope. And dont say “He created sectumsempra! He is bad!” He wrote it down FOR ENEMIES, not rivals. And come on, for years of bullying (yes bullying, not rivals. Beucasue there is no way James and Snape was rivals. 4vs1 is not a rival. SWM and The Shieking Shack was downright crime. I would be scared to be at the same school with them.)

And HE DID BECOME SPIE FOR GODS SAKE. HE DID HELP. EVEN THOUGH IT WAS FOR LILY’S SAKE. Like, who cares? As long as people are saved.

4.Lily’s Happiness: Writer says that James cared for Lily so he changed, he did everything he could so Lily would be together with her. Yeah, he did everything, with trying to blackmail her with her best friend and also saying that he would hex her. AND he didn’t change as far as we know, as I did said before, he just get better at hiding his shit. His best friends Sirius and Remus also said it.

Snape may have said Mudblood at SWM while his pants getting down (sexuall harrasment) by James while everyone was watching and laughing, no one was helping. AND HE DID TRY to apologise. When Lily said she doesn’t want to talk, he just did as she said. Leaved her alone. Not that James could know this. He did harrass her every chance he got. Even though the girl said clearly she wasn’t interessted. Even Harry thought that maybe James forced her to marry. 

5.Rejection: Like, come on. Really? James didnt give af about it. He did still the same thing. And as far as we know Snape was friends with her, not lovers. So what is this? I dont even think that Snape had enough experience to know the different between love for friend and lovers. (At hometown he did only have Lily, and at hogwarts was the same, until SWM, then he was totally alone.)

6.Sacrifice: Now, James became Animagus for Remus. Opened his home for Sirius. Tried to give time Lily so she and Harry could run, while he died. He fought for Order.

Severus became a spy. Protected Harry and many other people. Made wolfsbane for Remus. Did everything he could for Dumbledore. And died while doing his job at the war.     They both are great at this point.

7.Forgiveness: Idk what James could forgive. Like, ıdk. He did have a good life. Pureblood, love of his life, great friends, rich. At the other hand Snape. Poor, abused, left alone, bullied, almost died by his peers hands (Sirius), sexually asaulted (James). And he has every right not to forgive. You know why? Because all these things are traumatic. I am surprised he didn’t end himself. So, its pretty normal he is such a bitter and annoying man.

8.Sacrifice: (again this shit) Writer says that James matured for Lily, like come on, how many times now? We all know that it isn’t the truth.

9.Snape was too late: The writer shows some fanon shit. Says even though he became a spy he still bullied kids. And, come on, if he saved the kids who cares he said some shit? (He is mentally not ok for being a teacher and no one can make me think otherwise)

10.An unhealty relationship: The writer says that they were just friends and I agree to that! There was nothing romantic between them! But a friendship can turn into love and that is the point of Snily. And why can this be toxic? Well, it depends on the writer of the fic, because Snily is not canon, so people can write whatever story they want. But you cant say it is toxic or unhealty.

11. A healty relationship: Jily is not that healty either. You don’t lie to your love of your life, you don’t hurt their best friend, you don’t threaten them (Saying to hex her). But yes, maybe he ‘changed’ but we don’t know it for real because the books don’t say shit.

12. Patronuses:  Writer show something that Rowling said: (Patronus only change for love) So they also know that what that said at 2 is false. They also again says that Snape is obsessed. But we know this is not correct. Because you can’t cast a Patronus with negative feelings. So nor Snape nor Tonks are obsessed.

13. Movies: Writer says movies are biased. Like, idk. I didn’t really watch it all. But I know in fact that they left alot of things

14.Snily is Just Wrong: This is just in your head, writer. You know that we, the fandom, creates the Snily. And saying that its unhealty and toxic, is not good. We just create whatever we want to see because, again, ITS NOT CANON.

So what do I think about this book? Its James apologist, Snape hater and they wrote it just to ‘change our minds.’ Its full of fanon shit, and I don’t like the writer, either. Not because they like James (cause I like him, too, just Snape more) because they have the nerve to say “Just so you know you aren’t going to change our minds, and we will do our best to prove you wrong.” Like, wtf. Then why say that we can argue ‘friendly’ about this if you are not even listen to us? And how are we going to respect each other if you say this kind of shit? Just leave us alone, dude. We just want to enjoy some Snily.

Also, we know what kind of person Severus Snape is, this is why we love him! e don’t say ‘he didn’t to this, he didn’t do that.’ we know every shit he did, we understand his motives. We don’t turn him into an angel or anyting ok. And just want him to be happy with Lily in our imagination. So what?

Okay, this is gonna be a weird post, so just hang with me.

There’s this book on Wattpad called “Why Jily is Better Than Snily.” Feeling curious, I looked through it.

I really wish I didn’t because I feel like this book is designed to make Snape lovers feel bad about loving Severus.

The whole time, it’s Snape-bashing left and right. They rightfully criticize him for being a bully, but apparently, in their opinion, James changed while Severus...didn’t???

Um, sorry to burst your bubble, but it’s, well, *clears throat*

*inhales*

THE OTHER WAY AROUND!

*exhales*

But maybe I’m being too biased. Just...can y’all read this and give me an opinion on it? I want to know what y’all think.

I personally think they’re being extremely unfair to Severus. They attack him for rightfully getting Remus sacked and it feels like they disregard Sev’s entire arc.

Oh, and the Marauders stans...they have lost their fucking minds! Only one of them was civil! Istg there was a little 13-year-old there calling Severus SNIVELLUS and using FANFICTION to back up her arguments.

God, sometimes I hate Wattpad. I really needed this rant.

[pendulumprince]

Episode 3! TIME TO MEET THE BUFF DIVA AND KLEPTO QUEEN.

Recap time?? Ain’t nobody got time for that.

OKAY SO IT’S NOT A TOTAL RECAP

People in Den City are hyped that Playmaker won…

OH AND HERE’S KNIGHT BOY ON THE GROUND okay so he didn’t fall to his death

Playmaker runs over to him, starts interrogating this heavily injured man

Knight Boy… smiles?

AND THE RED THING OVER HIS EYE STARTS BLINKING

IGNIS IS SCREAMING

HE

SHOOTS OUT OF PLAYMAKERS DUEL DISK??

ENVELOPS THE KNIGHBOY?????

EATS. THE. KNIGHT BOY.

OH MY GOD.

IGNIS JUST ATE SOMEONE

WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!

I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE A HUMANITARIAN, IGNIS

WOW. WOW.

*hyperventalating* 

So... Ignis goes back into the duel disk...

PLAYMAKER DOESN’T EVEN LOOK FAZED THAT HIS HOSTAGE COULD HAVE EATEN HIM AT ANY MOMENT

Ignis is… annoyed?? “Look what you made me do, man. I didn’t even wanna eat that guy, he tasted as disgusting as he looked*

AHHHH IT’S GO.

HE CHALLENGES PLAYMAKER TO A DUEL

BLUE ANGEL DOES THE SAME

BUT YUSAKU FLIES OFF ON HIS D-BOARD INSTEAD

BUT NOT TO WORRY, THEY’LL GET AT HIM SOON ENOUGH

SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN, PLAYMAKER.

So back in the real world

Yusaku is obviously in pain??

Well yeah he almost died twice last episode

He and Ignis are tlking about shit and

WHATEVER HE SAYS… FLATTERS IGNIS?? Aw look at my little humanitarian.

So it goes without saying that Akira, Revolver and Specter are… HIGHLY interested in Playmaker now

… nice, the vid I’m watching jumped -_-

So, next day

Playmaker’s all over the news

He’s the new shit in town!

Back in Link Vrains

IS THIS FROG AND ROBOPPY??

THESE CUTE ROBOT ANIMALS

So i figure they’re also sentient??

*heavy sigh* Okay let’s see how this works

Someone’s shouting?/

Wait

WAIT

THAT IS NOT PLAYMAKER

SOME HAPPY ASSHOLE IS POSING AS PLAYMAKER AND

OKAY THERE ARE TWO OTHERS??

THEY ALL LOOK WAY TOO PEPPY LMFAO

But this is interesting, they look a LOT like Playmaker…

So you can change your face shape in VR?? Hot damn.

Back in the illustrious hotdog van!

Yusaku’s trying to make a physical version of Decode Talker, it seems

Shoichi’s there, too

Ignis is still calling Yusaku ‘playmaker-sama’

He and Yusaku are talking about things and stuffs

Their conversation eventually devolves into Ignis whining in the background while Yusaku goes about his business

Yusaku starts talking to Shoichi??

WHATEVER THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT IS MAKING IGNIS CRY?? HOW DARE.

Kk so back in Link Vrains

Two dudes broke some rules or some shit and got bagged by the cops

Okay, so at least we know not ANYTHING goes? But these cops obvs can’t stop the KoH 

Back at SOL

Akira is conversing with Bishop, Knight and Rook

Prob thinking up a plan to get Ignis or whatever

Oh, Akira just brought up the Cyberse!

Akira is hype af to catch Playmaker lol calm down dude

Alright alright

ALONG THE CITY ROADS

Akira’s limo pulls up and it’s…!

EMA. MY QUEEN.

She’s on her bike, talking to Akira in his limo

He’s hiring her services to take down Playmaker

Ema… I can’t read Ema right now, she looks  too peppy

Damn, I wish I knew what they were saying??

But sure, it seems they come to some sort of agreement; they drive off in opposite directions.

Later, in the outskirts of town…

GO IS WORKING OUT

AND HE’S MAD.

TOTALLY LIVID THAT YUSAKU IS NOW MORE POPULAR THAN HIM

HIS MANAGER (?) TRIES TO CALM HIM DOWN??

AND THAT’S WHEN

Akira drives up.

He introduces himself, hands Manager Man his business card

So… Akira is also hiring Go to take on Playmaker

And it looks like he’ll be giving Go a D-Board for this purpose

Nice nice nice

So basically, Akira needs people who can speed duel

Ema has her D-Wheel, and now Go is gonna have a D-Board

AND GO IS GONNA DO IT

HOT DAMN

Back to the truck, which is liTERALLY PARKED IN THE WOODS

OKAY I WAS KIDDING WHEN I SAID THEY LIVED IN THE TRUCK OUT IN THE WOODS HOW THE HELL—

Anyway, it’s officially nighttime and Yusaku is still working on that damn card

Shoichi is bored 

Do you ever sleep outside of class, Yusaku? Like, ever?

So Yusaku says something that catches Shoichi’s interest

Ignis is… alarmed?

Omg wait

ARE YUSAKU AND SHOICHI ABLE TO SEE INTO IGNIS’S MEMORIES OF REVOLVER??

YEAH, THEY’RE WATCHING THE WHOLE ‘CYBERSE’ EVENT

IGNIS MALFUNCTIONS

REVOLVER COMES UP

YUSAKU AND SHOICHI SHUT DOWN THEIR ENTIRE OPERATION

YUSAKU RUNS OUTSIDE AND

AND…!

THE REAL WORLD AND LINK VRAINS ARE MERGING??

REVOLVER COMES OUT OF THE SKY

HE’S FLYING ON CRACKING DRAGON

HES HEADED RIGHT FOR YUSAKU

OMG DID THEY INADVERTENTLY LET REVOLVER KNOW WHERE IGNIS WAS

WHAT IS THIS

WHAT

W H A T ?

…. okay Shoichi comes running out

Was that… a hallucination on Yusaku’s part??

WHAT

So… back in the van?? (I really need an explanation for wtf just happened)

All the computers are back on

Ignis drops a drama bomb on Yusaku and Shoichi that has them both freaking out

“Revolver…?!”

Yusaku… you don’t KNOW Revolver, do you? 8)

… and speaking of my beautiful bullet baby

Revolver is distressed??

He’s talking with some doctor

About Playmaker, because he’s the latest fashion trend

So the doctor… comes out of VR, back to the real world

Walks over to a hospital bed…

Some guy is laying there with his head enveloped in some machine—

That’s Revolver, isn’t it.

OH SHIT SO 

THE KOH WANT TO DESTROY THE CYBERSE BECAUSE…!

Is it that they’re trapped in it and want to get out?? Omg.

What if Vrains is all one giant coma dream Revolver is having, guys

Okay and the doctor places his hand over Revolver’s (?)

Doctor has a… mark on his thumb? A little tattoo?? The fuck is up with that

The next day in school!

Yusaku is so not about this lecture

Instead, he’s thinking about his Revolver hallucination and that speed duel and data storm and—

Naoki interrupts! Asks Yusaku about Playmaker lmao

OKAY I LOVE HOW NAOKI WAS SITTING A FEW SEATS AWAY AND NOW

HE’S SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO YUSAKU

GUSHING ABOUT PLAYMAKER

MY GAY SON ISN’T AT ALL SUBTLE ABOUT HIS CRUSHES

Yusaku doesn’t give a shit, as always

Naoki asks Yusaku about his… duel disk?? Okay. 

Well he obvs cant bring it to school anymore, so it’s—

What is this interesting af looking apt building

IS THIS WHERE YUSAKU LIVES

OMG IT LOOKS LIKE A RUN DOWN SHACK

THIS HAS TO BE IT 

IGNIS IS THERE

And so is a cleaning robot??

What a cutie omg

Ignis is talking to the cleaning robot

Talk talk taaaalk

ALRIGHT BACK TO GO

“INTO THE VRAINS”

AHHHH WE’RE GONNA SEE GO’S MAGICAL GIRL SEQUENCE I’M SO EXCITE.

ANNNNND he doesn’t have one.

Naturally, he looks the same in both settings—

OH NO

AW FUCK THE KOH ARE ATTACKING

IT’S A KOH MOOK—

Waaaaait

No. No no no.

I feel like this is Go.

IT HAS TO BE, WE DIDN’T SE HIS SEQUENCE, WE KNOW HE’S GOING TO BE POSING AS ONE OF THEM—

But okay, the characters don’t know that

Which is why Naoki, who was watching Link Vrains in class, is now freaking out

HE STANDS UP, STARTS SCREAMING

YUSAKU IMMEDIATLY DISAPEPARS lol that’s not suspicious at all

Preview time!

Yusaku runs home to get ignis, I presume

Shoichi also finished making a physical version of Decode Talker?

Go has revealed himself!

HE AND PLAYMAKER ARE DUELING

AW YIS NEXT EPISODE IS GONNA BE SO LIT