#like girl what the FUCK

[danrifics]

i don’t think yall even understand cos WTF WAS THIS ABOUT

(from antwerp cred @/first_itboy on twitter)

[josephtrohman]

the rammys that folie is the first album in their discography that fob has now played live in its entirety...

[lakesbian]

one thing abt reading worm i will never be over is i saw a post making fun of taylor for saying “eat fresh? not likely” after seeing a subway fucked over during an Event and the entire book i was waiting for her to say it. like every fight with property damage every endbringer fight i was waiting to find out if this would be the time she’s nuts enough to make a subway joke during a life-threatening property-damage-inducing massive battle. and then i find out she said it during. Fucking gold morning. During the fucking Trillions Of Casualties Apocalypse. there is so sososososo so much wrong with her she has every disease and i love her

[imminent-danger-came]

"Why didn't he just stop, right here? He was already so much stronger than anyone ever needed to be."

"Well alright then."

"Oh there's nothing mindless about me, friend."

"Come on! Come on! Come on Unckie Lion! You're the big hero right? Then prove it! Show me!"

[crumb]

not one of my own followers reblogging that post where i ask the person to not repost my gifs without credit but they removed my comment in the reblog??

[baura-bear]

Posting this here because straight people are too stupid to understand my vision

[niallandtommo]

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[nanamimizz]

you want to know whats fucked up why did i get stan pines ford pines and old man logan in the chronological order during my formative years in a row. no wonder i am the way that i am

[martyrbat]

'damn bitch you live like this?' but it's juste at my mental illnesses

[vee-thebee]

so many aspects of having a uterus would be literally fine if it didn’t come with The Horrors

ovulating? sure, fine. releasing an egg, i get it. it’s gotta be done. you’re just being hopeful about doing the whole baby thing. but do you really need to stab me in the hip. is that necessary. like at all.

periods? i get it! even the whole bleeding for a week, that’s fine! the uterine lining takes up the whole bitch, the blood’s gotta go somewhere! but my god can it not come with a side of debilitating back pain. like i’d even take it if the pain was just localized to my pelvis where the uterus sits—it makes sense? but i really feel like i could do without my back feeling like it’s breaking and my asshole catching on fire.

hormones! okay! hormones are nifty! they’re necessary! they make the body do body things! but listen. look at me. look at me.

there is no reason that the body things my hormones are doing should make me want to play in traffic. you understand that right? right?

[maraeffect]

WAS NOBODY GONNA TELL ME THAT DORIAN FROM PARIS IS BURNING HAS BEEN FOUND OUT AS A MURDERER????? BC AFTER HER DEATH THEY FOUND A MUMMIFIED CORPSE IN HER FUCKING CLOSET ???????? MERE FEET AWAY FROM WHERE SHE DESCRIBED THE ART OF SHADE ??????? HELP IM

[yokoyas]

WHO THE FUCK IS BLAZING READER INSERT INCEST SMUT OF THAT GAME OF THRONES SPIN-OFF SHOW AND NOT ONLY THAT LONG AS FUCK WITH NO READ MORE

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[fangmich]

I get it now

Johnny might be an asshole but in Vs brain he is just a silly little dude

love it wish we had a whole game just with his interactions

[madscientistenthusiast]

Personally I think that Azula should have been redeemed simply so that she can become Zuko's horrible little advisor who whispers evil little plans to him so that he can do the exact opposite

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.