#like girl homeboy has a) a sad existence b) a questionable motive c) homoerotic tension d) is way too preachy at the weirdest times

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I headcanon that during Bruce Wayne's angsty teenager phase he was a preppy goth. At the same time he would tuck his sweater vest in his pants, he would apply eyeliner and listen to some obscure orchestral covers of punk songs in Wayne Manor's gramophone and yell at Alfred that this was not a phase.

bruce wayne knows how to play welcome to the black parade on violin.