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batarangsoundsdumb · 3 years ago

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I headcanon that during Bruce Wayne's angsty teenager phase he was a preppy goth. At the same time he would tuck his sweater vest in his pants, he would apply eyeliner and listen to some obscure orchestral covers of punk songs in Wayne Manor's gramophone and yell at Alfred that this was not a phase.

bruce wayne knows how to play welcome to the black parade on violin.

#im sorry anon but this just also feels like the dark academia aesthetic #im into dark academia but only a little bit bc y'all what if there's sunlight that's NOT streaming through the curtains #some ppl dont HAVE curtains #if we all have made peace with the fact that a no capes batman au could just be a donna tartt novel we can make peace with blinds #well i dont know have we made peace with that fact?#like girl homeboy has a) a sad existence b) a questionable motive c) homoerotic tension d) is way too preachy at the weirdest times #sorry guys but have we also made peace with the fact that donna tartt just preaches shit at the weirdest times #youve just read through 800 pages of someone having the WORST possible life and then she's like so conserve art it is so much better than u #but that's besides the point #bataranswers #anon

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