#like fact pfft) and idk how you feel about him. you do you.

[asexual-levia-tan]

i keep saying levi is ace but hes probably grAce actually. there are a few times (early in the original game) where he mentions not wanting to be "like asmo" and its like aww. are you experiencing sexual attraction for the first time in your life--

[codnriddlewhore]

A/N: guys idk how to make thos links someone teach me plsssss and i hope u like this, i decided to post 2 shorter parts instead of 1 long one, felt nicer. next part is gonna be set some years later and itll be maaaybe a tad bit happier. dont hesitate to say anything, good or bad, mwah

wc: 965

She left earlier, of course.

The day after, to be precise. It was a slow and quiet morning. She felt at peace and torn apart at the same time. Can you feel that way? Maybe like someone that felt content with the way they lived their life, though now being stuck in a tornado.

Tom´s wife was sitting on the breakfast table with one leg propped up on the chair, wearing one of his jumpers and a teacup in her hand, smiling to herself and only having kissed him good morning and asked if he wanted tea. It angered him. Of course it did, she was always and every day the biggest chatterbox in the morning, excited about the day. He sometimes joked that it annoyed him. He hoped she realized the joke. He lived off her feeding him her presence. And who smiles like that, does he have a stain on his tie? Did she pack him heart shaped-sandwiches? I mean what else could´ve-

“Why aren´t you getting dressed? We`ve got to leave in-“

He checks his watch.

“exactly 13 minutes. I love you, but I know you wouldn´t make it.

She looks up from her tea, smiling again. He could sense it wasn´t the adorable type, it made his stomach turn. Something was wrong.

Well of course something was wrong Riddle, you´re ignoring the fact that you weren´t able to breath after the argument last night and that, you incontrollable child threw up all over the fucking bathroom you-

“Oh Minerva took the 2nd years to Hogsmeade for the morning, got 3 free periods.”

Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. You never lie to me, you´ve never lied to me- What did I do, please, I´m begging you to go back day before yesterday with me I can´t fucking stand this

Of course he knew what he did, though did it deserve such a reaction? From both of them?

She stands up, gets very close to him and musters a real smile, one that made her eyes really small and showed her gums. It took all of her willpower left to do so. For him, It made his before mentioned train of thought stop.

Okay, of course it´s still her. It´s his wife.

She straightens his wobbly tie, there was no need to do so on other mornings. Another look in his eyes, knowing she´s the probably the only person that will see the truth in them. The fear. The other wobbly thing in the room were his legs when she kissed him, deeply, not hungry, but lovingly and meaningfully.

“Be nice. They´ll love you”

“Pfft, absolutely, don´t they always?”, he didn´t want to make a joke in such a moment but I guess he felt human, wanting to lift the atmosphere.

In the years after, they´d both remember this moment countless of times, she grinning like a child that remembered their last cool birthday party and he as in the objectively worst choice of words he ever made.

It was time, she felt it in the air. She'd die otherwise. Her to-do-list was now fairly simple, though the circumstances added some points.

pack Cry Put music on to distract Sob Pack Unpack Sob Look forward to life Pack Leave her faveorite blanket. He secretly thinks it´s fluffy. He gets cold easily. cry Cry happy tears because how fortunate is she to have spent 3 years with such a magnificent person. Pack Write note Cry but just a tad Breathe. Make tea. Put a lid on his cup so it stays hot. Breathe Smile Leave

Tom came home early. Who fucking cares about the pre-OWLs, he knows there´s the quidditch finale tonight and no one will concentrate. 1st day after Christmas break, whose idea was that.

Was she still in the school? He didn´t see her, though he didn´t particularly go look for her, he knows when to back off. She sometimes “regenerated” in her own space.

He got comfortable in his house and went into the ki- Did he forget his tea this morning? Seems unusual.

a note.

No.

In a pace an Olympic fast-walker would be jealous of, he makes his way to the library and sits down in the old, brown leather chair. His eyeballs hurt from his palms pressing into them, a strategy from the orphanage when he was first mocked for crying, it prevented the tears wonderfully. Tom sat like that for a few minutes, his left leg bouncing up and down and increasing in speed.

No.

Abruptly Tom stands up and walks over to the bookshelf with her little detective novels and big encyclopedias on algae and what not. His shaking hand pulls one out, the title doesn´t matter. He stares at it. He smells it. It doesn´t smell like her, at all. Why would it? It´s just a book. Was she real?

From his mouth comes not a growl, not a scream, what is it? He simply knows he hasn´t made that noise in a very long time and it almost accurately described his emotions. Almost. Nothing ever really will, he believes, though he´ll find a word for word description of his thoughts many years later. The book is now in about 14 pieces, torn apart, unreadable. Something wet runs over his hot cheeks. The knee-part of his grey slacks is ruined by the wet grass. He thought he´d suffocate inside.

Dearest Tommy,

I think I said everything I meant last night, though my devotion to you is hard to word.

You are the most precious, wonderful thing that has happened to me.

I want you to accept yourself.

To see yourself as I do.

You´re too much of a gift to existence and love in general to reduce yourself to a cause.

I love you, my Darling.

There were a few more words in between, but the tear stains made them unreadable. He´d get to reading it at some point. Maybe.

[babygirlbites]

Wolves and their star signs

Hello my little cherubs - how are we doing ? I hope we are doing well

Are we pretending I haven’t been gone for years? Absolutely!

Anyway, let’s talk star signs real quick. None of this is based on canon birthdays, I’m simply beyond Stephanie and her knowledge of her own characters.

These are MY opinions, which are fact as I am factually never wrong. However you are welcome to discuss

Jacob is a Leo; bold, stubborn, natural born leader. this man has main characteritis for sure. I’ve never met a Leo man who didn’t think he was always correct and was so headstrong about it, even when being actively proven wrong. I feel like Jake could wake up one morning and decide the sky is red and anyone who disagreed or god forbid brought factual evidence to him that disproved this would be ignored AND judged. However, Leo’s are loyal (to a fault, often) so although he’s headstrong he’s a ride or die for sure. If he likes you he is going to defend you against anything (excluding himself though because remember, he’s always right) and if he LOVES YOU pfft, I wouldn’t be messing with a Leo’s lover that’s for sure.

Sam is a Pisces; emotional, calm, strong willed. ugh, where do i start. Pisces are so emotional, which may seem like a good thing but I promise you those Pisces men can and will use this to manipulate, gaslight and gatekeep. He’s artistic though, and generally a reliable gent, but sometimes he can be a real nasty little man. He’s sly about his anger, he isn’t a shouting/agressive man at all, he would never DREAM of hurting you (the Emily situation will not repeat) but he can make you feel like shit emotionally. Pisces are just too clever idk I don’t mean to slander you all but as an aqua woman yous are real difficult

Embry is an Aquarius; Creative, smart, thinks outside the box, independent . He’s sensitive, but only when he’s close enough to you to allow you too see that. Aqua knows aqua, I know this boy would be super hard to get into the inner circle of. Sure, he’s openly friendly to everyone, but only the small few that HE allows close will see the real him. Once you do though, he’s an open book, belly laughing at your shitty dad jokes and ugly crying at pet rehoming tiktoks on his fyp.

Paul is a Gemini; loud, fun, and maybe a bit toxic. now I did debate aries for Paul but I just think he’s an air sign through and through. Sure, he’s firey as hell, but he’s so charming and no Aries has that level of rizz (sorry guys but the truth hurts sometimes). He’s a player through and through, he’s got a contacts list full of girls under code names like “girl from Seattle” or “drives a Honda” - which the feminist in me has an issue with but I can’t lie I love a Gemini. They are feral, and as long as you can prepare for that, then they will be the most fun you ever have. Just don’t get attached, or do, I can’t tell you what to do!

Jared is a libra; fun, lighthearted and emotionally wrecked. I love libras but damn do you guys wear your hearts on your sleeves! You’re so easily hurt, and you’ve BEEN hurt, and guess what? You’ll get hurt again. I feel like Jared’s the kind of guy to get played by the same girl/guy multiple times but still tell everyone they are his “twin flame”. Please treat this boy right - I don’t know if he can take the heartbreak (he can, and it will NOT put him off)

Quil is a cancer; he’s soft, he’s loving and he’s emotionally enlightened! We love a cancer in this house, emotional like a Pisces but open like a libra, a cancer is the right mix of mature and fun. They are sweet and sensitive and if any star sign is going to be an empath, it’s cancer. I feel like quil is the guy you go too when you’ve just found out something awful - all the guys would be there for you but where Paul or Jake or Sam even would blow a gasket and leave you alone while then went out on a rampage to hurt whomever was unlucky enough to hurt the one they love, Quil would take you in, cook for you and listen to whatever you had to say. Of course, he’s angry someone has upset you, but he’s more bothered that you are okay then that they aren’t. He’s a good guy, that’s all.

Leah is a Taurus; strong willed, well routed and stubborn. She’s practical, she’s gonna tell you straight up what she thinks with no filter, and sometimes that can hurt. She’s not the biggest personality in the room or the loudest voice at the party but she’s straight to the point and not afraid to be heard when she sees fit. She’s fun too, when she wants to be and with whom she wants to be. Under all of this though she’s family centred; she will kill for her family (and found family).

Seth is a Virgo; bold, grounded but enchanting. Virgos have a way of capturing a whole room without even having to try, they aren’t brash or loud but they are just so vibrant man idk! There’s something about them. Anyway I think Seth is just a lovely sunshine character, he’s deffo got cancer in his big three too, maybe his moon, but the Virgo energy is there for me. He’s the fun earth sign and he’s not gonna let you forget it

[jermer10]

idk if you do any repeats of requests but that fake dating scout anon had me thinking if maybe we could get more jealous scout? if possible?

TF2 playing pretend | scout x reader

gn reader | i freaking LOVE jealous scout <33

drabbles under the cut :P

You didn’t think much of it when Scout asked you for a favour.

"Come on," he pleaded, leaning against the doorframe of your room, flashing that signature grin of his. "Just one night. Pretend to be my date, and I swear I’ll owe you big time." Apparently, some of the guys had been giving him a hard time about not being able to get a date for the RED team new years party. You’d always had a soft spot for Scout and his endless charisma, so you agreed. After all, it wasn’t like anything real would come from it. You figured it’d be easy enough - hang out with him for a few hours, let him save face in front of the team, and then go back to your normal routine.

Except you didn’t expect him to get this into it. And you definitely didn’t expect him to get jealous.

The night of the event, you walked in with Scout by your side, his hand loosely around your waist. He was all smiles, playing the part to perfection, and for the first hour or so, everything was fine. He was charming, cracking jokes, introducing you to everyone as his "date." It was almost fun - Scout was energetic and easygoing, always keeping the conversation light. But as the night wore on, you noticed a shift.

The first sign was when Sniper approached you.

You’d always gotten along well with Sniper, and it wasn’t unusual for the two of you to chat during downtime. He made his way over during a quiet moment, tipping his hat with that low drawl of his. "Lookin’ nice tonight," he said, giving you a small smile. "Thanks," you replied, feeling a little flattered. Scout was busy talking with Engineer and hadn’t seemed to notice. Sniper leaned against the wall, his tall frame relaxed, and you found yourself easily slipping into conversation with him. He had a way of making you feel at ease, and soon, you were laughing at something he said about one of the recent missions.

But then you felt it - a subtle shift in the air. Scout had appeared at your side, his arm now more possessively wrapped around your waist than it had been earlier. "You good here, pal?" Scout asked Sniper, his tone light but with an unmistakable edge. He wasn’t even trying to hide the fact that he was not happy. Sniper raised an eyebrow but didn’t seem fazed. "Just talkin’ to ‘em, mate. Didn’t realize you were the jealous type."

"Jealous?" Scout scoffed, his grip tightening slightly on your waist. "Nah, just making sure everything’s cool. You know, since they’re my date tonight." The emphasis on the last two words was hard to miss, and you could feel the tension between the two of them rising. Sniper just chuckled softly, clearly amused. "Right. I’ll leave you to it, then." He gave you a wink before walking off, and you could practically feel the heat radiating from Scout beside you. "You good?" you asked, looking up at him once Sniper was out of earshot. Scout turned his gaze to you, eyes narrowing slightly before he quickly shook it off. "Yeah, yeah. I’m fine. Just didn’t like how he was gettin’ all buddy-buddy with ya." You raised an eyebrow, surprised by his sudden defensiveness. "Scout, we were just talking."

"Yeah, well, didn’t look like just talking to me," he muttered, his usual cocky grin faltering for a moment. You tilted your head, studying him. "Wait… are you jealous?" His face flushed immediately, and he quickly looked away, trying to regain his composure. "Jealous? Me? Nah! Pfft, why would I be jealous? I mean, this whole thing’s fake, right? Just doin’ me a favour." He laughed, but it didn’t reach his eyes. You blinked, taken aback by his reaction. He was fidgeting, shifting from foot to foot, avoiding your gaze—a stark contrast to his usual cocky demeanor. And that’s when it hit you.

Maybe this wasn’t just fake for him.

"Scout…" you started, your voice soft but playful, "you do know this is just pretend, right? There’s no need to get worked up over it." But he wasn’t looking at you anymore, his jaw set tightly. "Yeah, pretend. Sure. Like we agreed on." He was silent for a moment before his eyes flicked back to yours, the playful gleam in them replaced with something more serious. "Look, forget I said anything. Let’s just get back to the party." Before you could respond, Scout let go of your waist and walked away, leaving you standing there, more confused than ever.

The rest of the night passed awkwardly. Scout tried to brush it off, acting as if everything was fine, but the tension between you was palpable. Every time someone else approached you - whether it was Sniper, Spy, or anyone else - Scout was right there, cutting in with a joke or changing the subject, his jealousy glaringly obvious.

Eventually, you couldn’t take it anymore.

When you both stepped outside for some air, away from the rest of the team, you turned to him, crossing your arms. "Okay, enough. What’s going on, Scout?" He blinked at you, shocked by your bluntness. "What? Nothin’. Just...enjoying the party."

"Don’t give me that. You’ve been acting weird ever since Sniper came over earlier. Are you seriously upset over this fake dating thing?" For a moment, Scout was silent. Then he ran a hand through his hair, sighing heavily. "Okay, fine. Yeah, maybe I got a little jealous. So what? It’s not like I meant to or anything. I just...I don’t like seeing you with other people, alright?" You stared at him, processing his words. "Scout...it’s not real. We’re just pretending, remember?"

"Yeah, but..." He trailed off, eyes flicking down to the ground. "Maybe it was never fake for me, okay?" That stopped you in your tracks. "What?" Scout’s face flushed as he rubbed the back of his neck, clearly uncomfortable. "I dunno, alright? I sorta used this whole 'favour' thing as a ploy to try and ask you out. Like, for real." He let out a nervous laugh, but it quickly died off as he looked back at you, his usual bravado gone. "I like you, okay? And it’s stupid, ‘cause I didn’t want to make things weird, but I guess I already did." You were stunned. Of all the things you’d expected, this wasn’t one of them. Scout, the cocky, carefree loudmouth, was standing there, spilling his feelings, clearly terrified of what you’d say next.

Slowly, a smile crept onto your face. "You know, if you’d just told me how you felt from the start, we wouldn’t have had to go through all this fake dating nonsense." Scout blinked, staring at you. "I- what?" You laughed softly, stepping closer to him. "I like you too, Scout. Maybe I was waiting for you to make a move first."

For a moment, he just stood there, processing your words. Then, slowly, a grin spread across his face - the same confident grin you knew so well. "Wait, really? You’re not messin’ with me?"

"Nope," you said, shaking your head. "Not pretending this time." Scout’s grin widened, and before you knew it, he’d pulled you into a tight hug, his energy suddenly bouncing back. "Oh man, this is awesome! I knew you liked me!" He pulled back just enough to give you a playful smirk. "Guess the fake dating thing wasn’t such a bad idea after all, huh?" You rolled your eyes, but couldn’t help the smile that stayed on your face. "Yeah, yeah. Just don’t get too cocky about it."

"No promises," Scout said, still grinning as he took your hand, this time holding it for real.

[livelaughlovelando]

Drag Racing In Miami (TZ11)

Warnings: Suggestive, Kissing? Idk what else

Authors note: for the longest time i've been obsessed with racing movies especially the Fast and Furious series so I had to write Trevor as a street racer like Brian O'Conner!

Today like most days I was in the shop working on a new car. A Nissan Skyline had made it's way in for slight body work repairs and some upgrades. As of current I was underneath the car changing the oil as it was low. "Hey how's it going man," I hear Ry say to someone entering the garage. "Ah not to bad, how's it going?" The person asks with a slight recognisable voice. "Pretty good, body works done now we're just doing some maintenance and service and it will be good to go," Ry answers. I hear their footsteps get closer to me indicating i'm working on the customers car. "Well, well, well if it isn't Y/N working on my car," Sliding out from under his car I am met with Trevor Zegras standing over me looking directly in my eyes. His hair wavy under his cap as he wears a white shirt and long shorts. It had been months since I heard or saw from him I can't help but slightly check him out.

"Zegras," I sigh. "You trying to sabotage me for our next race," He chuckles in a low voice. "Pfft as if Ry would let me do that," I laugh back. "I'd have her ass hanging off the roof," Ry nods. "Good," Trevor smiles, "so when you think it will be ready by?" "I've done most of the maintenance shit, just need to give it a little clean and polish and you can have it this afternoon," I say sitting up. "Sounds good i'll hang around then," He smirks at me. Rolling my eyes I lay back down and slide back under to see the oil has drained completely. Taking the container holding the left over oil I screw the cap back on and slide out from under the car. Carefully placing the container next to me I sit up. Long and behold I see Trevor sitting on a chair against the wall in front of me. Rolling my eyes at him I get up and carry the container to the table. "Just making sure your doing everything right," He laughs. "Yeah whatever," I sigh. Grabbing his car keys from the wall hooks I walk over to his car to unlock the doors. Opening the drivers door I lean in and find the instrument panel. After finding the leaver I hear the hood pop and I carefully get out shutting the door.

Making my way to the front of the car I lift the hood and pull down the stand to hold it up. Feeling Trevors eyes burning into my skin I know for a fact he's enjoying my outfit. A pair of short black bike shorts and a white tank top stained with dirt giving him a clear view of all my curves he adores so much. Leaning into the hood to place a funnel into the oil tank entrance I feel a pair of hands hold my hips. The persons lower body is pressed up against my ass as they lean down to get a view of what i'm seeing. "Do you know what your doing?" Trevor asks lowly in my ear. "It not hard to change a car's oil I do it all the time," I say turning my head to look at his. "I'm not talking about my car i'm talking about me, do you know what your doing to me," He says in a way that sounds almost like a whine. As if I wasn't sweating from working in the shop all day I definitely felt myself getting hotter everywhere. "I don't know what your talking about," I shrug trying to play it cool but I obviously do know what he's talking about. "Y/N," He whispers in my ear slowly bringing his lips to my neck. Shivers rush down my spin as I pour the oil into the funnel with shaky hands. "Trev stop," I say with a breathless voice. "Oh so i'm Trev now am I?" He chuckles recalling me referring to him as Zegras not that long ago. Putting the bottle down I turn myself around so i'm completely facing him. Carefully placing my arms around his neck I look into his eyes. His hands still holding my waist as he looks down at me. "You've been gone for months with no call, no nothing," I frown. "I know baby I had a job off the grid," He says apologetically. Turning my head away to not look at his face but he immediately uses his hand to softly bring my face back towards him. "I'm here now and i've missed you so much," He smiles. Watching his face soften a smile grows on my face. "How much?" I ask. "So fucking much," "Yeah?" I ask with a large smile. "Mhmm hmm," He nods. "I missed you too," I reply. As if his smile couldn't get any wider he leans down hovering his lips over mine. Using my arms to pull him further down I lean back and press my lips on his. Closing our eyes we deepen the kiss to show how much we truely missed each other. "Eh mhmm," I hear someone cough next to us. Pulling away I look over to see Ry cross armed looking directly at us. "Stop making out with the customers and finish his car," Ry chuckles. "Yeah finish my car," Trevor chuckles letting go of me and stepping back. Rolling my eyes playfully I give Trevor a small peck before taking the funnel of out the oil tank and placing it in the sink. Ry walks over to the cupboard to get the polishing and cleaning stuff to start finishing off the work on Trevor’s car. Checking everything under the hood is good I help Ry clean the car as Trevor hovers around us. With the music playing in the background I sing and dance around while wiping down the car. Once all the work was completed we tested everything was working right before handing the keys back over to Trevor.

“Your keys kind sir,” I say slightly bowing.

“Why thank you,” he smiles taking them from me.

Trevor stares at me for a second in deep thought before opening his mouth.

“You wanna take it for a drive?” He asks holding the key up for me to take.

“Trevor Zegras letting someone else drive his skyline?” I smirk, “unheard of,”

“I only let special people drive it,” he smiles.

A smile paints across my face as I hear his words.

“You saying I’m special?” I question.

Watching him walk closer to me he places his hand on my waist and lean down.

“So special,”

Quickly taking the keys out of his other hand I smile.

“Shall we?”

“We shall,”

Both of us walk to his car and I open the drivers door. Sliding into the seat I feel the steering wheel and admire the inside even though I’ve seen it before while working on it. Trevor notices the seat perfectly adjusted to my liking already and chuckles.

“Looks like someone was already sitting in here before,”

“Maybe,” I shrug giggling.

Starting the engine I listen to the roar which is music to my ears. Putting the car into gear I carefully drive the car out of the garage. It was already starting to get dark. Making my way to a quiet straight street I stop at the start. Looking over at Trevor for his approval he gives me a nod and I start to rip it down the straight. My smile grows as I feel the adrenaline rush through me. Trevor chuckles at my amusement and we quickly make it to the end of the strip. Not slowing down I drift round so we are facing where we started.

“You sure are something else,” he laughs.

Smiling I start the car back up and slowly drive us to a peaceful spot overlooking the beach. Parking up on the grass I look over at Trevor signalling we’re getting out. I open the door and slide out shutting it behind me. Climbing up on the bonnet of the car I sit with my knees to my chest and Trevor joins me doing the same. Placing an arm around my shoulder he brings me closer to him as I rest my head on his chest. The wind lightly blowing our hair around as we watch the tide come in.

“Never leave me without a message again,” I sigh, “I was worried sick, I thought you had a race and died without my knowledge,”

“A race without you with me, never, your my lucky charm,” he says kissing my head, “I’m sorry but I promise this is the last time I’ll be leaving you,”

“Good,”

Both of us lay back looking at the sky holding each other’s hand.

“What have you been doing while I was gone?” He asks intrigued.

“Well working on your car for starters, going to races, knocking on your door hoping you’d answer the door at some point, writing music like always and driving around searching for you,”

He sighs feeling awful for what he had done, “I’m sorry baby, you wanna stay the night at mine?”

Letting out a large yawn I nod.

“I’ll drive,” he says.

Both of us get up and I get into the passengers seat reclining it so I can sleep. He starts the car up and I shut my eyes slowly falling asleep. A hand rest on my thigh coming off and on as we slowly make our way to his place. A whisper of my name and I am shaken awake. Rubbing my eyes I see a familiar bungalow and Trevor leaning in the door. Sliding out of the car he shuts the door behind me and holds the backs of my shoulders guiding me to the front door. Unlocking it he opens the door and walk in. As he shuts the door he wraps his arms around my waist from behind resting his head on my shoulder.

“So are you hungry or should we just go straight to bed?”

“Sleep,” I chuckle.

“Alright then sleep it is,”

We walk through the lounge to his room and I take a seat on the edge of his bed. Watching him rummage through his drawers he throws a grey huffer shirt at me. Sliding my own white shirt cover in dirt over my head I expose my choice of bra. Feeling Trevor’s eyes burn into my skin as I slide of my bike shorts leaving me in just undergarments. He himself takes his shorts off leaving him in his shirt and boxers as he climbs into his bed. Following him I crawl towards him situating myself on top of him. Straddling him I see him smirk up at me with his arms behind his head.

“We’re sleeping you perv,” I chuckle.

“Yeah ok,” he smiles.

Leaning down I place a small peck on his lips before flopping down completely. Wrapping my arms around his torso I rest my head on his chest.

“Good night Trev,”

“Good night Y/N,”

Letting out a large yawn I talk, “I love you,”

I hear Trevor’s heart speed up, “what was that?” He asks trying to clarify why I said.

“I love you Trevor,” I repeat.

There’s a large pause as Trevor takes it all in.

“I love you too Y/N,” he says kissing the top of my head and wrapping hair arms around me to bring me closer.

[bella-rose29]

episode 2 commentary - Let Go of Me

major spoilers for show and books, swearing, me obsessing over lockwood's hands probably (edit: definitely, and George's)

why did I immediately think jellyfish

omg the flowers

Luce you really shouldn't have taken that

just like @demigoddess-of-ghosts said, why tf are deprac asking if there's anyone else there when Lucy is quite literally screaming 'lockwood'

"miss lockwood" and "lockwood's my partner" 🤭

"we called your mother" ok well her mother is a Bitch so that wasn't a good idea

"rest up until he's given you the all-clear" like fuck she's gonna do that

omg the flowers!!!

ooo spooky green lighting

omg the ghost lock victims ward 🥲

I would love to know what they were planning on doing with this scene actually bc I feel like it sets up some sort of ghost lock victim storyline for the future - maybe using them for science? idk I'd just love to know

oof lockwood's hands

just this whole scene of lockwood

hands

barnes is not fucking around lol

HANDS

HANDS

the way he sits back in the chair has me WEAK

THE JAW MOVEMENT

can you tell I'm going feral

George's lil run omg

George is so neurospicy I love it

George your posture needs sorting out my love 😭

"You're meant to say no, Lucy" well it's difficult to say no to lockwood when he looks at you with his beautiful eyes and smile and-

"I'd say like a house on fire" 😭

my poor baby looks so tired :( and he definitely needs a shower oh dear

I didn't think I would hear lockwood with his queen's English call someone 'mate'

I love that George just says straight up facts

"posh one who thinks he's god's gift" sounds about right

"his weird mate with zero social skills" also sounds about right

I love that they included the tapes for norrie bc actually it's a great way of adding to the narrative (bc we don't have any voice overs) and we get lucy's view on stuff

and we see her survivor's guilt too - "like how I should have helped you" omg 🥲 (excuse me while I go cry in a corner)

ruby stokes the woman you are

"no it doesn't, it looks like I cooked it in an active volcano" pfffft George I love you

"Andrew lockwood"

"girls are funny about baths" he's trying goddammit

HIS SMILE

"she's not unhinged" "you're hardly the best judge of these things" "you need normal people around you" "you really think you're normal?" your honour I love their friendship

"the world's mad, and normal never fixed anything" gonna make it my motto

"let me... sleep on it" BOY YOU DON'T EVER SLEEP

oh Luce

okay but these special effects are so fucking cool

hang on why the hell did Lucy go to sleep holding the ring

Jesus Christ that scared the shit out of me

ooo green lighting!!!

pfft goes to hold his hand to wake him up

HIS FACE WHEN HE WAKES UP OMG 😭😂

also: NECK and THE FACT HE SLEEPS WITHOUT A SHIRT

I love the disgruntlement of george

WHITE T-SHIRT LOCKWOOD

"trousers are for wimps" ICONIC

omg I love that we get to see George's Touch!!! also his hand??? brb gonna go melt

LOCKWOOD'S HANDS AND FOREARMS WITH THE CHAINS

FOREARMS

omg Georgie it's not a wasp I'm sorry

ARMS

I am dying how the hell did Ali manage to make his voice say "oh shit" like that

LOCKWOOD HAS A RAPIER I'm gonna faint

"I can't believe you stole a Source" GEORGE YOU ARE ONE TO TALK

yeah Luce call him out

"we need to destroy her source and move on. let her go" I have so much to say about this omgggg bc on the one hand the episode is called Let Go of Me and rn I'm 1/3 of the way through this episode and they've repeated those words in different ways so many times it's unreal. and then on the other hand (spoilers for the books) there's the way that Lockwood isn't doing this himself, because he hasn't destroyed the source in his house and let his own ghosts go 😭

omg George loves an experiment you can hear the joy in his voice

NOT THE WAY HE PHYSICALLY MOVES TO PROVE HE'S ON LUCY'S SIDE omg they're becoming friends even if they don't know it yet

ARMS

OH LORD THE HOODIE??? I wanna steal it

NOT THE WAY HE HANDS HER THE RING AND LETS HIS TOUCH LINGER AND LUCY DOES THE SAME OMGGGG

THEY LITERALLY JUST STROKE EACH OTHER'S HANDS I CAN'T TAKE THIS

his smile omg

ruby stokes the woman you are omg

lockwood's face omg he's so conflicted bc on the one hand he's worried but on the other he's trying to not say yes when she goes 'you love me don't you?'

lockwood immediately pushing her aside

HANDS

HANDS

lockwood you need to stop taking sole responsibility for things

the sadness in his voice when he says 'this place is all that's left of my parents' omg

"Jesus, lockwood, we're screwed!" yep (also the way George says it is so funny help)

HANDS AND RING

barnes isn't taking any shit omg

such an ominous phone call

George's prison outfit (I can't remember who called it that)

omg I want lucy's playsuit

PINK SOCKS

also lockwood get your shoes off the table you heathen

no bc I actually want her playsuit

HANDS

HANDS AND RING AAAAA

:3

HANDSSSSS

"not a braying gallery for bellends" George I love you

BOBBY!!!

Lucy going straight in with the hard facts I love her

omg the scoff

THE SIDE PROFILE OF LOCKWOOD IS KILLING ME

kipps is such an arse

THE STANCE HE TAKES WITH THE SPARE HAND AND UGH

AND YOU NEED A LADDER

the way he says "yes you do" has me in a chokehold

the sMIRK

"irrelevant prick" love it

when the mutual friend leaves and you're left with the one you don't get on with

George you might be a weirdo but I love you for it

Lucy getting the juicy gossip and immediately becoming besties with george

ok well your mum is a bitch

oh lockwood wtf are you doing

"he's a little shit sir"

lockwood why

he looks so proud of himself I can't help it

"you're our biggest asset" oh boy

the regret on his face oops

"my judgement's been a little off recently" yeah bc you just met the love of your life

ok but women with swords 👀 bonus points if they're angry

HANDS

pink socks again

barnes once again not taking shit

she is a child sir you can't just spring that on her

omg Lucy :((((((

"let me go" - is that another reference to the episode title I see?

"lockwood's a charlatan" pfft

DONT YOU TALK ABOUT MY LOCKWOOD LIKE THAT

"they always make the most boring, unimaginative moves possible, don't they" - it's giving Cameron saying that everything is basic

lockwood read the room (cab)

"You were brilliant" boy's in love

"can we talk about this in the car" *taxi drives away*

"you might be able to turn your feelings on and off like a tap, but I am drowning here, lockwood" 😭

"You know sometimes I just... I just think I'd be better off dead" oh Luce 😢

also lockwood's reaction to that omg he pauses for a while and is all glassy eyed and then: "I understand that"

never mind them I am drowning here (in my tears)

"We need you, and it's not because you're an asset" "why then?" "because... because you're..." *looks away and clenches jaw* "Lucy Carlyle" *smiles really widely (I feel like he was considering telling her his feelings)

"we can't let you go" ANOTHER REFERENCE TO THE EPISODE TITLE

"that's why I went on tv, silly" WHERE IS MY BUCKET??? I DONT KNOW WHY HIM SAYING 'SILLY' LIKE THAT PAIRED WITH HOW HE WALKS TOWARDS HER MEANS I NEED MY BUCKET BUT I HAD TO PAUSE THE EPISODE TO MELT A LITTLE

"We're lockwood and co. you, me, and George" FUCK YEAH YOU ARE

"please stay" 🥺 (anything for you my love)

"so you'd look cool" lol

greeeeeeen

"you're more of a liability than an asset, Lucy" HE SAYS WHILE LOOKING AT HER WITH HEART EYES

oh Georgie

OMG HE HAS A PLATE OF BISCUITS AND A TINY GLASS OF MILK

GEORGIEEEE NO DONT YOU HURT MY BOY

green lighting!!!

"I'll take him" says boy with immense confidence

"can I offer you a cup of tea while you ransack my house? one lump or two" *throws torch and misses*

HNNNNNNNN THE NOISE I MADE WHEN HE DOES THE RAPIER THINGY AND GETS INTO HIS STANCE AND TWIRLS THE RAPIER AND PUTS HIS HAND UP

AND THEN WHEN HE DODGES THE TORCH??????? SIR WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE THAT FINE DODGING A FUCKING TORCH?????

oh my god the still I paused it on to write the above comment is gonna make me pee myself with laughter 😭😂 I wish I could screenshot to show everyone

ooo I might be completely delusional but Lucy smashes the mirror with her elbow in this scene (and the camera pauses on it for a good couple of seconds) and then plays a part in smashing the bone glass later on??? am I delusional or am I making connections???

Georgie omg

LUCY PICKING UP HIS GLASSES!!! I love this omg I would be lost without mine

HEHEHE STAB THAT INTRUDER

fuck me that neck crack was hot (also could lockwood fuck me please?)

green lighting!!!

also how did I never notice the stairs were spirally?

George you are so funny and I love you

I AM SORRY. WHAT. EVERYONE GO WATCH THIS FIGHT SCENE AND STUDY THE WAY LOCKWOOD FIGHTS/MOVES THE RAPIER IN HIS HAND BECAUSE- I need my bucket holy shit

George hauling those chains around like it's nothing 👀

green lighting!!!

yeah you better run bitch

"we should have people round more often" lolllllll

lockwood can kick me-

"why are you making that face?"

"that's not your normal face, that's your 'I know something you don't' face"

sweaty lockwood

George's face when she pulls the ring out is so funny to me 😂

"you lunatic" *lockwood grinning widely* I love their reactions

aww let Georgie swear :(

[maeswonders]

Zhongli x reader

workaholic reader x Zhongli

busy reader ig idk sorry english isnt my first language

_________________________________________ ׂׂૢ་༘࿐ you woke up about an hour ago and as right you woke up, you got a letter saying there's a meeting today, so you've been searching for everything you need for the past 15 minutes.

"Hey, did you see my-" You turned the corner of your kitchen, frantically looking for your coat, just to see Zhongli sitting on the sofa as he pointed at your coat which was right behind you, his expression unreadable. "Ah- Thanks!" You said quickly as you rushed out of the door, Zhongli was about to kiss you goodbye but oh well! too late.

You ran to the building where the meeting was supposed to be held, you ran as fast as you could and made it only a minute late, as you peeked through the fancy door you saw that the meeting is about to start, you quietly found your seat and sat down, fortunately, the seat was right by the door so nobody noticed the fact that you were late yet again. Your employer then clapped his hands to get everyone's attention, he was about to scold you for being late again but he disregarded it.

The meeting was about a shortage of materials for an upcoming project because the material management team didn't get the information in time, so your division was supposed to find and get the materials in one day, and of course, you got the most materials to find, as your employer is simply a salty person and has beef with you from the day you got employed, why? He's just like that.

You sighed as you came out of the building, now holding tons of notebooks and papers in your arms, you checked the list of all the things you needed to get. Feeling kind of sick, probably due to lack of sleep.

"Pfft.." Your colleagues laughed at your misfortune as they walked away, knowing the got less materials to get.

You just disregarded it, you get paid more than them anyways. As you checked the list you just now realized how screwed you are, you felt overwhelmed and stressed. "Ah. Lovely." You sighed as you headed to the Liyue harbor as one of the materials was supposed to be located there in a shop.

As you were walking to the specific shop, you realized that you forgot to get the money that your employer gave you to get the items, and you were too lazy to go back now. "I better get paid extra.." You muttered to yourself as you approached the shop owner.......

About MANY hours later, you got all the materials needed, and with debt now you returned to the building where your workspace was located at, after a bit of arguing with your employer you got your all the mora that you spent on the materials back. You were incredibly tired and felt sick, it was about 3pm/15:00 now. And you then remembered. 'Wait, did I tell Zhongli I would be out for over 10 hours?' you asked yourself, now realizing that Zhongli is probably stressed out of his mind as of now.

You ran as fast as you could to your house, you got your keys out and checked if it was locked. It was, meaning nobody was inside. You put your hand over your forehead and facepalmed, Zhongli was most likely outside right now, searching for you. As you turned around you were met with a glare from the one and only, Zhongli.

"I'm so so sorry-" You said but Zhongli interrupted you by wrapping his arms around you, hugging you. You could hear his heartbeat. You hugged back, all your stress was nonexistent at that very moment. As you were about to keep hugging him, Zhongli broke the hug, he takes your chin in his fingers and angles your face and then places his hand on your forehead. "I think you have a fever, go lay down my dear." Zhongli held your hand as he unlocked your house, leading you in as his thumb caressed your hand. "But I have more work to do-" You protested but Zhongli turned his head to look at you, and you realized he was being serious. "Okay!" You immediately said, not daring to say no. He then kissed your forehead and you went to your shared bedroom.

You felt really bad, physically and mentally. "I don't think I'm sick though." You muttered as you looked in the mirror, you looked paler than usual, your s/c skin looking like it was eliminated of all the color, but you didn't really notice that. You sighed as you sat down at your work table. 'If I'm quick enough he won't even notice.' you thought to yourself as you got out all the things needed and got to working.

About 30 minutes later, Zhongli came into the room with tea and soup for you. You didn't notice and kept writing down things, feeling fatigued, your body was practically shaking out of the fatigue. Zhongli then gently put a hand on your shoulder, holding the tray with the tea and soup with one hand, as he leaned down to your ear. "Love. I think it's better if you go lay down instead of working now, okay?" He asked, you could hear his worry and seriousness, yet he said it so gently. You turned your head to look at him as he closed your notebook and took the pen out of your hand. "I'm sorry but- I... I don't know, I feel lazy if I'm not working. I came late today already to the meeting. Please let me finish ..this. I r-really need to work please." You said, trying not to stutter as you felt more and more tired and sick. Zhongli sighed as he placed the tray next to your work, you were about to thank him but instead, he picked you up bridal style and placed you in bed, kissing your cheek softly he then went over to your table and placed the tray in your lap. "I can try to finish your work for you, if it's paperwork." He said, his eyes looking into yours. "No! I don't want you to stress about it, I will just do it as soon as I can-" "No, rest. You will rest." Zhongli interrupted you as you felt upset but you knew he was right. "You slept only about 1 hour yesterday aswell, rest. Your food is getting cold." He pointed out as he took a seat at your desk and got to work as you just got to eating.

After you finished your food, you placed the tray on the night table and then walked over to Zhongli to see him filling out your paperwork, in your handwriting. "Rest, please." He said as you muttered a small sorry. You then walked to the closet and got dressed in your pajamas and went to lay down. "Zhongli, dear?" You called out. "Yes, love?" He asked as he turned around. "Can you please just lay down with me until I fall asleep?" You asked, feeling a bit shy to ask out of nowhere. He nodded and softly smiled as he went in the bed beside you, you lay your head on his chest as you felt his heartbeat, the soft cold wind caressing your body as the window was open.

About few minutes later you fell asleep as you were tired already. Zhongli was looking at you with worry, he carefully got you off of his chest and then placed a soft kiss on your forehead as he tucked you in. "Sleep well, my love." He said as he got back to doing your paperwork

[bunbitti]

We love Lighter in this household

Me when I’m poor but scrounge up the polychrome for his w-engine (me when my behavior is wildly different from my hsr behavior bc I am poor in zzz and somewhat wealthy in hsr) bc I felt like un-stealing Koleda’s (me when I don’t listen to advice saying characters can get like 90% of their potential from non-signature w-engines and get the signature ones bc I like giving my favorite people the things they like the most)

His damage is pretty good for the fact that his main job is stunning, but also I put the fire damage discs on him and not the energy regen ones

Anyway Lighter/Burnice/Jane is pretty good, just start with Jane and let her do some damage then perfect assist to Lighter for stun once the enemy attacks like that and keep going (idk what I’m doing)

I love dps men that may not have been intended for dps

Lighter just punches everything, and the range is surprisingly high bc apparently we can in fact do fire damage to someone 15 feet away by punching the air

Anyway I am friending him and apparently his trust goes up if you choose to watch a romance movie???

And he said, about dying for love, that he wanted to try it sometime??? Sir pls you said it was a joke but I feel like based on your backstory you only barely lived out of love and guilt pls don’t die

He’s just a softie who wants to impress us (canonically, according to Piper he’s apparently the kind of guy who gets sulky when he can’t)

Let me give him cuddles (preferably with the spiked jacket off)

He can take off his sunglasses at night, right??

Anyway biker gangs can apparently be massive, and only like 5 of the Sons of Calydon are important/strong enough to be playable (not counting Billy bc he’s currently with Cunning Hares) rn (I was kinda wanting Pompey to be playable but then he died, but maybe we’ll get Big Daddy at some point)

But also when are we going to go back to that dude and the trial that he escaped from and the fact that the Sons of Calydon found him???

Can ZZZ do a thing that Dragon Raja does (and HSR with the assignments) where you can like give your characters tasks and stuff to do and it takes some amount of time

Idk I really just wanna interact with the characters more and idk how beyond somehow adding even more friendship events (zzz needs to randomly add romance events so I can pursue the men and we don’t get a vague ‘this is implied to be more intimate than is shown’, yes I know it’s never going to happen)

Edit: if you ask Lighter to come to Lumina Square and suggest workouts, you better be doing the workouts (you don’t know the way I flailed when I got the significant trust boost) even if you’re the most unfit person ever

Lighter pls don’t pfft at me I’m just a little thing that can barely walk places with my short legs and I haven’t lifted my body weight up to anything in a long time

Edit 2: saw a leak that there's going to be a feature where you can do stuff with the characters in the overworld and give them gifts and stuff idc that I have no idea when they implemented this or how long it would take to do so, the extra friendship events was totally 100% my idea that I made up myself /j

Hoyo hire me

[heretherebedork]

Since you said you needed Home School to be at least a little gay: First of all, same. Secondly, I think it's likely that in such a big cast there's at least one character that's queer, especially since this is a show about abused kids, and from the flashbacks we've seen so far, every kid's abuse so far has been a different shade (ableism in Pennueng's case, sexism in Fuji's, neglect in Phleng's, etc.) so it wouldn't be out of left field if one of the kids' brand of abuse was homophobia (as you said, this is gmmtv). Do you have any theories as to which character could end up being lgbt, btw? As much as I like the idea of PhlengBiw, I don’t think it'll be either of them. My money's on Jean because there were moments where I got the vibes that he might be into Hugo but idk. What do you think?

I did absolutely say that Home School should be a little gay and I would not be surprised if one of the characters was, in fact, queer to add homophobia to the list of parental issues.

Now, as to which character... I could see Jean. Honestly, he's perfectly likely. I'd rule out Mek or Mork because I'm fairly sure their issue is going to be their parents pitting them against each other actively

But active theories beyond 'sure, could be him'? No. I don't have anything active yet because a) I feel like I need more time with some of these characters to make predictions and b) I want it to be Tibet because he's already one of my favorite characters and I would love that for him.

I also don't really suspect it'll be Biw. Whatever her issue is, I suspect it has more to do with her bows and sometimes more childish choices than her sexuality but that is just a guess. But, pfft, don't let that stop you. Never let canon stop you from enjoying a pairing.

So... to be clear that I don't really have a strong prediction yet is to be clear that I don't. But I could see Jean or Tibet or could be Biw! Lots of choices remain and a lot of that depends on how the story is handled.

But I do really strongly suspect that we will get homophobia from at least one set of parents. Because it is GMMTV and it fits in the theming they're doing with each set of parents having a different issue with their perfectly amazing child.

[hebimoonlightwrites]

I haven't seen cozmez food for a long time hehe well here's a bit long request, I would like some hdcns (separately) when their mc tells them that she wants to introduce them to her dear older sister but warns them that she has a blinding beauty * uhhh although they take it as a joke but they soon realize that yes indeed she almost blinded them with her brilliant smile xdd anyway now they know where mc got her appearance idk.. take care of yourself and don't forget to hydrate well hebi ^^

Writer's corner: Hii! Thank you so much for your kindness, sweetheart! Oh, well, it's an unusual request but, sure! Here! Please, let me know if there's something you want me to fix or change, so I can do it! Enjoy~♥

mc's pronouns: SHE/HER

Warnings: sfw

⭐𝐂𝐨𝐳𝐦𝐞𝐳⭐𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐜'𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫

⭐Even if already close to mc, Kanata would keep his usual cold and hard-trusting look, because he's tsundere

⭐but in deep he'd trust and care a lot about mc, especially if he has grown fondly with her

⭐So if she told him that she has the intention to introduce Nayuta and him to her older sister,

⭐At first Kanata would show his nervousness and he would say that it's not a good idea in his opinion

⭐There wouldn't be reason behind it, though..

⭐It'd be a sentence he'd say to hide the fact that he's actually nervous

⭐It's not that he wouldn't trust mc, but he'd simply be tsundere as always, trying to hide the fact that he's actually even curious

⭐"Hehe.. You know.. Just be careful, because my sister has a sort of.. Uhm.. Blinding beauty. That's it. Hehe"

⭐Kanata would open his eyes wide as he'd hear those words..

⭐I don't deny the fact that I personally think that Kanata would think something like..

⭐"Pfft.. Blinding beauty... Who does mc think she's talking to? My brother and I are not those kind of stupid guys falling easily for girls who are said to be beautiful..!"

⭐In short, he'd keep his usual cold temper..

⭐because he's tsundere, of course.

⭐One day, though, he'd see mc visiting him and Nayuta, accompanied by her sister

⭐He couldn't hide his reaction, even if he would try hard to!

⭐Kanata's eyes would widen and start glowing while his heart would start racing strangely after a simple smile by that unknown woman..

⭐Kanata, who has always been skeptical towards love, would be afraid by that sudden warmth inside his chest

⭐"Hi..! I'm mc's sister! Mc has already told me about you! It's a pleasure to finally meet you!"

⭐While mc's sister would shake Nayuta's hand, Kanata would try to avoid her look, probably turning his head around as to hide his blushed cheeks

⭐On the other hand mc would notice Kanata's reaction but would simply chuckle softly in response

⭐As her sister would get closer to shake Kanata's hand, he'd get more nervous but would shake her hand

⭐Finally, though, looking at her closely, he'd realize that, yes... Mc is as beautiful as her sister..!

⭐To mc's surprise, Kanata would smile slightly before speaking:

⭐"Hi.. I.. Uhm.. I'm Kanata Yatonokami... N-nice to meet you..."

⭐Contrary to his twin brother, Nayuta would become softer and a very good friend

⭐Even if always kind of traumatized due to his past, I'm sure he'd be able to show his feelings (and not being ashamed of it) more than Kanata

⭐Maybe getting clingier or letting mc brushing his hair etc..

⭐So if she told Kanata and him that she has the intention to introduce them to her older sister,

⭐Well, Nayuta would show to be happy (always coldly, though, not enthusiastically)

⭐He'd start asking questions about her and even trying imagining how she could be

⭐A part of him would also be scared of meeting someone new, but..

⭐He would soon get over it after hearing mc speaking:

⭐"Just.. Uhm.. Be careful because she has a sort of.. Blinding beauty!"

⭐What was already a sort of curiosity would grow into Nayuta's mind, who'd surely and slightly show his joy with a cute smile

⭐He'd be happy, in short, especially if mc's sister is as nice as her!

⭐But Nayuta would look surprised by those words.. "Blinding beauty"?

⭐Since it's said that he's more rational than Kanata- who's impulsive-, Nayuta would immediately spot his twin brother's nervousness..

⭐Just like Kanata would spot Nayuta's shyness as the day to meet mc's sister comes!

⭐Yes, I do believe that Nayuta would seem shy and almost unable to speak.

⭐He already has a sort of low (*cough* and cute *cough*) voice.. So I'm sure he would lowered his voice's tone more too!

⭐As his eyes met mc's older sister's ones, he'd open his more in surprise.

⭐That's when he'd understand that mc wasn't joking while saying "blinding beauty"

⭐This woman has really a blinding beauty and a charming smile!

⭐"Hi..! I'm mc's sister! She has already told me about you! It's a pleasure to finally meet you!"

⭐All Nayuta's shyness would disappear after hearing her comforting and warm voice and realizing that she was as nice and kind as mc!

⭐Mc's sister would shake Nayuta's hand first and he would smile in return, introducing himself, feeling his nervous brother being behind him, as if hidden:

⭐"Oh.. Uhm.. Hey!.. The name's Nayuta Yatonokami.. Nice to meet you..!"

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[scribblue]

Season 4 & 5 reactions

Combining seasons into one post from now on bc there's so many seasons & they're so short!:

Season 4:

Okay I honestly got so absorbed with this season that I forgot to take notes as I went, but its my fave season so far !! I feel like the pacing was really good (sans the fact that everyone could just… Make A Dragon immediately after Zane had to struggle to do so), the storyline was interesting, i loved the added lore abt the other elemental masters and Garmadon's backstory. Also ZaAAANE i love his new look (poor pixal :,^)). as well as Sensei Garmadon's serpentine form RAHH

And then they had to hit me with the absolutely gut punch that is "i yearned to make the world in my image, I never realized I already had in you" as Garm is sacrificing himself to save everyone???? Are you kIDDING MEEEE

knowing he's gonna come back at some point takes away some of the sting but man I was not prepared for that. 

Season 5:

Fuckyeah ghost possession. Morro is so cool. I got confused about the Ronan situation, but mostly as to why they decided to handle it like that, like… why introduce a character via a video game in between seasons (that isn't even canon..? Question mark?) And then treat his intro to the actual series as if everyone should know who he is?? Idk how heavily they advertised the video game back in the day but it seems like this would be confusing even to the original fans. BuT that aside i do love him ahdhcjs he's very hans solo and that character archetype is my weakness AHAHA

So glad Nya is finally getting her time to shine w elemental powers. Ive been waiting for this one! Turn it up!!

I missed Garm this season and his single tiny cameo had me so auGHHHHH the way Lloyd got to hug him goodbye and get his robes :,,,^) (i'm not gonna think too hard about the logistics of how he managed that tho AHAHA)

Also. The fact that they turned Cole into a ghost and then just…..kept him a ghost… is so funny to me. I rlly thought they were gonna pull a "and now he's turned back" move at the end there but nope. Which, I mean…ghost!cole is cool, so. Fair enough pfft

Onward to season 6 + 7!

Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu first watch

Finally started watching masters of spinjitzu (yes, I watched the movie before the show) and I'm gnawing on the floorboards like a rabid animal RAHHH

I wanted to start a thread to share some of my thoughts and reactions as I watch, for anyone that wants to hear 'em or to live vicariously through a new fan hehe

○ Note: I don't care too much about spoilers given that its an old show I've already gotten plenty of spoilers for, but I'd appreciate it if you kept big stuff vague in my comments! Also, there will be spoilers in this thread for any other first time watchers.

Pilot– s1 ep 13:

Okay so my expectations going into this was that it was going to be different from the movie, given how people talk about it online. Honestly I wasn't prepared for how different, but like– in a good way? I really love it so far, and also still love the movie (esp Garmadon), which is probably a byproduct of having seen it with zero context first. Ik a lot of ppl dont like the movie or have crits of it and that's very valid, but I'm really enjoying both of them for their differences.

Some rapid fire thoughts in no particular order (might be more organized next time):

- I really like how much development they're giving each ninja, that was something the movie def lacked.

- I had no idea what spinjitzu was and i was not expecting Ninja Tornados but i fuckinglovethatAHAHA

- Zane is my favorite ninja so far. I loved him in the movie too but the reveALLLL GOD. That was something I was spoiled for but it still hits so hard. Hes so me when I (love me some autism-coded robots). Honestly tho I rlly like the whole cast !!

-I mistakenly thought Nya and Jay were the siblings in the movie bc the dialogue rlly wasn't clear to me, but uh– yeahno AHAHAHA OOPS theyre cute though

-show!lloyd is.... growing on me! Slowly! I know he's got a long way to go and I'm sure he'll get there but his first few appearances was a lil whiny for my tastes. The fact that he's trying to follow in garms footsteps tho and garm doesnt want him too?? aUGH i love their whole dynamic so much.

- the fact that garmadon pronounces lloyd properly throws me all the way off cuz I'm so used to L'loyd PFFT

-I also didn't put it together that Lloyd Garmadon is meant to sound similar to Lord Garmadon. Idk how but it took someone literally saying it in an ep for me to realize

-I love how clear it is that garmadon cares for lloyd and would do literally anything for him but also the angst of him being infused w evil and knowing lloyd is destined to defeat him???? WHILE STILL BEING PROUD OF HIM??? unmatched. I love that so much

-I also just love garmadon's whole vibe but thats to be expected. Much less silly so far (with a few expections) but he's so interesting. I wish they did a lil more with his backstory in the movie. Imso brainrot over him

Anyway thats all for now I'll share more thinks as I watch hehehe

[sukunasweetheart]

Headcanons for sukuna as a volleyball player - idk if i wanted this to be set during highschool or not so i guess it'll be kinda generic or all over the place haha,, dedicated to @luvkun4 my love, who likes haikyuu and sukuna so its a perfect combo for her

warnings; NSFW, throat fucking, rough and angry sex, degradation, femme reader, youre kinda his pocket pu$$y but also his sweet gf, minor angst but with happy end -- this wouldve been a good fic but i dont have the energy for a fully written fic nowadays, im alr working on a billion rn

edit; THIS ENDED UP BEING SO LENGTHYY sorry, i wanted to add in the drama

right.. idk from where i should unpack this

we all know... sukuna would be competitive as fuck.

i know for a fact that he hates losing so much

which is what makes him such a good player tbh, the balls not gonna touch the ground as long as hes around

he’s a wing spiker, and definitely the ace (cough, totally not inspired by this gorgeous fanart)

hes so mean and arrogant but is willing to demonstrate teamwork in order to win and so theres obvious respect between him and his teammates

uraume is the manager, tho its clear that they favour sukuna the most pff

sukunas such a powerful player, no one can beat him one on one and hes so sexy when hes playing seriously

volleyball sukuna and his fuckin horse cock, u bet u wanna get wrecked by his shii

problem is, i cant find a creative way of how yall first met 

idk, probably through mutual friends, out in a big group at a restaurant ?? maybe you hooked up with him afterwards and you both caught feelings for each other

yeah something along those lines

anyway ofc seggs after matches are a regular thing haha

its almost an expectation that you come to see his games now

here comes the smut smut smut

vb sukuna would totally drag you into the unisex bathrooms so you can “help him relax” right before the game starts...

nothing like cumming down your throat to get him all warmed up

and youre such a whore for him, you can never say no bc YOU DONT WANT TOOO <3

even tho you make a fuss about the icky floor pfft, he grunts and lays a bunch of toilet paper for u to kneel on, what a gentleman

his soft groans as he lodges his thick cock into your warm mouth, and then pushing your head down to go even deeper

the pleasures just too great, the thrilling mixture of being in a public toilet right before a big match, fucking your tight throat raw

and your teary eyes, fluttering your lashes up at him with a mouthful of dick, he could laugh from how adorable you look

after hes done spurting stringy thick ropes of his seed down your esophagus hes just: “thanks babe... you sucked the nerves right outta me.”

and you know its bullshit bc hes smirking in that sarcastic way, and its a fact that sukuna doesnt know what it feels to be nervous!!!

lucky for you, he treats you better than anyone else - he wipes your mouth and kisses you before parting ways with you

likes to give you another smirk once he finds you amongst the audience

its crazy how much energy he still has after games

on the rare occasions when his team loses... oh boy

100% takes his frustration out using sex

just thinking abt the simmering anger...practically throws you onto his bed

pins your body down and slamming into you with his whole body weight

ruins you so bad, bruises and bites literally everywhere

but like... you’re into that shit

butterflies in stomach whenever the other team ends up winning

“ugh...fuckin’ squeezing me like that... you don’t want me to stop, do you?”

“maybe you like it when i lose a game. what a whore.”

“sukuna...sukuna, too bi-big..”

“oh? and you’d think this cunt would be pretty used to it by now,” he responds cockily. it turns you on when he uses such vulgar language.

spills so many loads into you, youre like a cream filled donut by the end

spanks you too, handprints on your ass and all - omg imagine the strength as a vb player

the aftercare is nice, usually he brings you to the bath immediately and check you out if you need ointment applied to your skin or vice versa

but it wouldnt be surprising if he got lazy with it on some days, especially after an exhausting game, having sex on top of that is gotta be tough

also he spends a lot of time training and practicing, which adds to your loneliness

sometimes you overthink it and feel like youre just being used, but instead of communicating it, you just act more sensitively around him

and vb sukuna sucks at picking up the small cues, so he just thinks youre being unreasonable

the two of you get into a pretty heated argument which ends with you storming off one time

theres a bit of silent treatment going on, but then afterwards you start talking with him “normally” again

theres an obvious distance growing between you and him, and your attitude is colder than it used to be. sukuna thinks its something thatll pass sooner or later

but then you text him, saying that you wont be able to come and see his game

thats not right. hes had a few fights with you before, but you’ve never skipped out on coming to watch him like this, ever.

but being a prideful tsundere he is, he just replies with a “do whatever you want” before chucking his phone off to the side (which he checks later again, to see if you said anything more after that. you didnt.)

on the day of the match, hes constantly checking the crowd if youre there

its not like *glance* he cares *glance* about you coming *glance* or anything *glance*

his mates raise eyebrows and tell him to focus properly and hes never looked scarier lmao

they won in the end, but the taste of victory isnt the same

the group wants to celebrate and go to some restaurant to eat but he skips out and goes home alone

and when he opens his door to an empty and dark living room, he cant shake off the feeling of uneasiness in the pit of his stomach

totally doesnt google search “signs of an incoming breakup”

feels worse afterwards

eats a nice and nutritious meal he cooked for himself, but it tastes kinda like cardboard

i said previously that sukuna doesnt know what feeling nervous is, but now he does, hes terrified youre gonna pull the breakup card on him, he wont know how to deal with that

he has a feeling that if he doesnt do something about this now, he will lose his chance forever

sukuna calls you but you dont pick up

he finds his way to your front door and rings the bell, and you call out from the other side asking him what he wants from you

“why didnt you pick up any of my calls? i want to talk.”

he hates how whiny he sounds.

you crack open the door ever so slightly, so only one of your eyes are visible to him

“about what?”

“about... this. about us.”

“...you’ve been crying. let me in.”

he gently pushes open your door and you stand out of the way, letting him

...and he starts with an apology. about saying mean things to you during the argument, about acting like he doesnt care when he does (he cares so much abt you that it drives him mad), pretending not to notice how upset you were

you watch him sternly, but end up bursting into tears bc youre so relieved he came out and admitted to his faults, and that theres hope for this relationship

youre bawling as he pulls you into his arms, and you confess that not going to see him and treating him coldly was the hardest thing youve ever done in your life

sukunas so relieved you still feel deeply for him, and simultaneously upset bc youre upset

you reveal that youve been feeling neglected, feeling like he only liked you for your body, and you too, apologise for not communicating that and acting sensitively instead

hes appalled, calls you an idiot but then retracts that statement and denies ever having thought in that way

the two of you snuggle up so close together in your bed, communicating and chatting and catching up for hours while he occasionally eyes the mountain of used tear-filled tissues in your room, rather concerned

for a while, he doesnt initiate sexual activity unless you specifically want it bc he wants to prove he likes spending quality time with you just as much <3

and when sex does eventually happen, he makes it very romantic and meaningful, with proper aftercare, continuously whispering “i love you,” throughout

and he shall do anything to have you keep loving him back.

some general stuff with vb sukuna:

mad tall. i wont give an exact number but anywhere between 195 - 200cm tall :>

mad horny. hes like an animal

hes such a big eater,, i mean, i see sukuna as a big eater in any au but this one in particular bc hes an athlete haha

u probably make protein shakes for him and stuff, but hes not rly on a strict diet or anything, he just eats anything and everything

has a lotta fangirls >:( but he ignores them now, after he met you >:) but before, he probably played around a lot and hooked up with some >:( he never liked any of them to stick around, tho >:) except you >:)

goes on morning runs, at like 6am and gives u a kiss on the cheek beforehand

is so fucking touchy clingy, always needs you on his lap, hands under your skirt or shirt

the last guy who tried to hit on you got a nosebleed, getting hit with a volleyball (its so funny, he changed his aim mid-spike during a practice match)

haha he was sent to the bench for that one (everyone was chuckling behind their hands)

the headband was given to him by you, bc he once complained abt having to gel his hair every morning + gel doesnt keep his hair in shape when hes sweating excessively

thats all for today <3 thanks for reading

Masterlist

tagging; @yuujispinkhair @moonchild-artemisdaughter @skunaskitten

[impyssadobsessions]

HUNTER Au. But with valerie as phantom n danny as a hunter!!!

Ok what if vlad's plan at the reunion still failed because of jack. Danny not being phantom is none thw wiser to vlad being a ghost.

Events continue but definitely not the same. The portal was not completed by the time reunion happen. So vlad co buys out Valerie's dad's workplace. With fentons working there.

Valerie ends up becoming a half ghost do to a mishap. A sabotage that was actually planned by vlad but he didnt plan for one of his employees daughters to visit. (Explaining this poorly i is)

Valerie being half ghost is pissed at the fentons for what they done. And makes it known while trying to get a grip of her powers n ghost problem around town.

Fentons end up dying and vlad has perfect outlet to blame murders on. The new little heroine.

Only one who didnt die was danny.. and under his godfather he has a way to fight ghosts...

Vlad's completely amused and pushes the boy to get rid of that girl who destroyed his gamily.. unbeknownst the ghost who did was right there.

School life valerie feels bad for danny n apologizes to him. Danny n Valerie get along like they did in show.

But its flipped. With danny hating her alter ego, n valerie unable to blame him for it. But soon learns vlad is the mastermind.. which fuels her rage more because danny is being played like a pawn.

Idk if i explain it well but idea free for anyone uwu. Basically valerie is the ghost hero n Danny's the hunter.

Ooo imagine her colors still being mainly red.. maybe red hair instead of inverted to white.

Danny being green hunter. Well probably a cooler name but color scheme green still.

Also can see danny being terrified of ghosts but after his family is taken, he thinks his parents are right n has to stop the ghosts.

Vlad not having bonded with danny over being half ghost n this girl is more of a nuance than worth keeping, he's just amused. Though still cares for the boy but more as a momento or trophy of maddie. Maybe still trying to clone her n the basement hidden part of the lab.

Oooooo danny unknowingly building majority of or fixing majority of Vlad's machines. His blueprints being used for more dastardly things.

So when the reveal happens its very climatic!

Valerie is captured and about to be taken out. Vlad is revealed and danny just stands n horror realizing what he done... what vlad has done... who valerie is...

And like always, vlad under estimates the ppl around him. And danny is done being a pawn. Him n valerie team up. Only to talk as sun rises up.

Danny sitting on hoverboard as she floats next to him.

"So what are you going to do now? Sniper?"

"..I.. i don't know. Vlad's my guardian but... i don't know. They won't keep me from him. There is nothing i can do to prove he's.. and that he killed..."

"Don't worry hover boy, we'll find out a way. He won't get away with this."

"We? After I tried to-You should hate me!"

"Tch. You were just trying to avenge your family. I would have done the same for less."

"Still doesn't change the fact that-"

"Danny. Only person I hate right now is Vlad. He put us up to this! You. Me. Your parents. He's to blame.. besides. I know how sweet you are in person. You would never hate someone without good reason. " putting a hand on his shoulder.

Danny sat there quietly as he glanced over at Valerie. He smiled weakly, "You're glowing."

"Pfft. What else is new, Fenton?"

"Also just realize red is definitely your color. "

"Glad to hear because its not like i can change it. Unlike you. Green is not ur color."

"Hey! Why not?"

"You always look more blue to me."

"Great at pointing out my trauma n depression ms. Wraith."

"Not what i meant," she rolled her eyes with a grin and shoved him lightly with her shoulder. "No blue like water and the sky. "

"Sky is refraction of water vapor-"

"Danny!"

"Okay okay ill stop."

....

"We should get someone to house you."

"Like who?"

"Well there is a certain fanboy-"

"No! No way!!! You cant be-oh man you are..."

[oveliagirlhaditright]

I did not know it had been misplaced in the fifteenth century! -needs to go back and rewatch the earlier seasons- Thank you so much for that information! So, yeah, you're right: the Fanged Four surely didn't steal it unless they later took it from the Master. More likely than not, though, it's probably the simpler answer and they never took it at all.

So... I've actually wanted to talk about my theory about Angel and Slayers for a while, and you know what? I think you just gave me the perfect opportunity to do so. (And I think we're on the same page with everything, really.) Though I apologize if I go to far off the deep end here...

I think, for the most part, Angel and Darla really did try to do their best to avoid them, yeah. I don't really know if they were scared of them, per se, though I'm sure some of that played a part, but it seems like Angel was also just uninterested in them as a whole. His crimes were art to him, and for whatever reason he didn't want to target the Slayers as his next victims?

Though in the Angel tie-in books "Image" (I think it was "Image"), Angel does mention how part of the reason he starts to learn swordplay is because of some of his run-ins with Slayers, clearly so he'll be better equipped to fight them. So it seems like he and Darla fought some of them, got too close to being dusted for their own comfort, and for this reason decided to stay away from them as best they could, but also keep tabs on them and are prepared for anything?

This could also, maybe, explain how Angelus came to be in Watchers' Journals. I still want to know how they knew about his tattoo. What? Did they see him shirtless? Pfft. But maybe they heard about that from demon gossip? Or maybe a Watcher--or a Watcher's Slayer, who later told the Watcher about it--did see him shirtless for whatever reason? IDK.

Angel also does warn Spike about Slayers, like you said.

And speaking of Spike, I just looked up the script for "Innocence," and while there the line is "She's stronger than any Slayer you've faced," in the Angel Chronicles vol. 3, in the Passion section (when Buffy is fighting Angelus in the factory), Angelus thinks: "Didn't I remind Spike she's the strongest Slayer we've ever faced? She's going to kill me if I don't get away from here."

I feel like on the off-chance Angelus ever did kill any Slayer, it was just one. Because if it was more than that they wouldn't have made such a big deal about Spike having killed two Slayers.

In the tie-in book "The Evil That Men Do" this vampire lover that Angelus has, Helen, killed a Slayer: and the two of them are drinking goblets filled with this Slayer's blood. But Angelus didn't kill her, Helen did.

There's also this whole thing:

So, the first Slayer mentioned here Angel would have had no way of having met (and I assume the only reason he knows about her at all is because he's a god here?). But maybe he could have faced the Slayer in the 17th century, since Google is telling me that Angel was born in the seventeenth century? Edit: Just kidding. He was born in the eighteenth century:) Thank you to gh-0-stcup for letting me know that Google was full of fail.

Uhh... And then Angel had his soul by the time Spike killed Xin Rong and seemed kind of sad about it? Like that he hadn't been able to do anything to stop it, maybe?

This next thing is maybe more a trivia fact than anything else, because even though the tie-in books are supposed to be able to slide into canon... well, this is the one where I really don't think it works. In "Portal Through Time," these loyal minions of the Master go back in time to try and kill Slayers in the past to mess up the Slayer line so that Buffy is never called and so she'll never defeat the Master and so he'll then reign (and the Scoobies are time traveling to try and stop this). The minions at one point enlist Angelus and Darla's help to kill this one French Slayer... and they were actually really close to it, too, but then Buffy staked Angelus to keep it from happening. But that messes things up, of course, because in the future Angel's not there to take Xander down into the Master's lair to revive Buffy, and so Buffy is never revived to kill the Master and the Master reigns. So then they have to go back one more time and basically just keep Angelus from ever going after this Slayer (it's actually pretty cool/cute/clever, Buffy basically sends him a message telling him that if someone comes up to him telling him to go after a Slayer not to do it, because he'll die. Signed, what? "A friend"). But one of my issues with this whole thing, is that this story takes place before the Angelus arc in season two, and if Buffy had already met Angelus and had to kill him, it would have lessened the impact of that whole thing. So that's why I say that this has to be the one tie-in novel that's not canon. Or you have to headcanon they all lose their memories of time traveling after the fact or something.

Umm... bonus information? After Angel has his soul in the tie-in books, and is helping Buffy, he meets the spirits of the Slayers Lucy Hanover (who's in the tie-in books a lot a lot, but actually originated in an advertisement for Welcome to the Hellmouth) and India (who was the Slayer before Buffy) and helps them?

Okay... I definitely did go overboard with this. I am so sorry. Shutting up now.

Edit: And I just read the book "Tempted Champions," where after Angel got his soul, but before Buffy, he was hunted by this Slayer turned vampire who still had some Slayer-esque feelings.

Edit 2: And in just reading part of "City Of" it says Angelus did kill Slayers, but I'm still thinking it was probably two at most? And maybe he had help with them (or at least one of them) to not break canon about them making it such a big deal that Spike had killed two by himself? IDK.

So, I'm reading the Buffy book "The Cordelia Collection" (that's a novelization of episodes that have a lot to do with Cordelia and her development) and the first story in here is "Out of Mind, Out of Sight..."

And you know what? In Angel talking about how The Pergamum Codex about the Slayer wasn't lost, but rather misplaced and he could get it... Does that mean that he and the Fanged Four had stolen it back in the day? Maybe? Quite possibly? Probably? I feel like that's the most logical answer here--and probably the obvious one--but I never really picked up on that before: maybe because I haven't really watched this episode that much.

But there is a lot about Angel's history about Slayers we don't know about--like how he first got mentioned in the Watchers' Diaries to begin with--and maybe this has something to do with that? Or part of it? IDK.

I also know in the tie-in book "Immortal," the Scoobies end up talking about this one Slayer and Angel basically says, "That was the one that was in love with her Watcher, right?" Giles then gives him a look and Angel then says something along the lines of, "What? You don't think I was keeping tabs on the Slayers and their Watchers when I was soulless?" So taking this book maybe seems like something he would've done, then, to try and have the upper-hand?

[boiling-potato]

What are some of ur friendsss ocs that u think will get along well with YOUR ocs? Have fun and have a great day ahead ✨️

Yeeesss!!! >:DD

• Salem and Milo!! (@thekinderwizard 's oc)

- idk why but I kinda imagine their first meeting is Salem throwing a victim off a lake then hearing something and looking beside him seeing Milo also getting rid of a body XD

• Boba and Trickster!! (@thekinderwizard 's oc)

- Trickster would absolutely love her no question! because of her makeup and outfit! trickster would follow her around and will try to talk even if Boba likes her or not! U^U

• Lunie and Assistant Kun! (@alcohol1maid 's oc)

- Heh I feel like that they would just have some chill conversation about some people they met and talk about drinks that they like. (⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠)

• Chaoxiang and Lo!! (@feelin-lo 's oc)

- Fun fact Chaoxiang also loves writing and reading short novels. They would hang out exchanging and telling some of their story over a cup of tea. (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

• Ink and Tate!! (@mystique-flowers-and-sibling-duo 's oc)

- because ✨yes✨ (⁠◔⁠‿⁠◔⁠)

• Trickster and Wyenne!! (@chisekai 's oc)

- Trickster would be so curious about Wyenne because of all the attention she's getting and I feel like trickster would love to know more about her and befriend her, try to talk to her and hang out with her. Fun fact trickster also have the ability to sense if someone is not human or not so of course Wyenne being an enchantress would get her curious!! ^^

• Lunie and Raafa!! (@naciela 's oc)

- must protect ink at all cost duo!! XDD I feel like Lunie would respect him for taking care of ink but also would be a little jealous because she would feel like he would be a better older sibling for her precious little sister. Them hanging out would just be them sitting in a comfortable and chill silence while Raafa draw and Lunie drinking either coffee or hot chocolate (⁠•⁠ө⁠•⁠)⁠♡

• Lunie and Astrophel!! (@startheimpactfangirl 's oc)

- Strict goody two shoes and delinquent relationship right here! I feel like Lunie would be the auntie type that would scold their niece by disrespecting their parents, also she would vibe with his insults and jokes and maybe even come up with comebacks and responses hah! (⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠)

• pfft- hear me out.... Vampire trickster and Vince (@aesopsbaby 's oc)

- this took me a while to come up with, but I feel like when they meet Trickster would doubt that he's a vampire, she would be so confused and say things like "are you really a vampire?" Or "for a vampire you sure look pathetic.." and she wouldn't even notice how mean she would sound. She would also ask things like "so what kind of blood do you like to drink?" Or "have you ever killed someone before?" She would quietly follow him around hiding behind the shadows while Vince and his group travel around and whenever he's alone she would strike up a conversation with him asking more questions about his group and is he planning on killing them. The point is she would just be really curious about him and would like to get to know every single detail about him since she doesn't meet the same kind as her often and would like to make friends 👉👈

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Please let me know if I forgot someone so I can add them. I'm in a hurry because it's literally 3 in the morning (⁠ ⁠･ั⁠﹏⁠･ั⁠)

[realcube]

haikyuu!! boys’ reactions to you speaking 💗 uwu💗

characters: tsukishima, ushijima, yaku, kenma & iwazumi

thank you anon for this cute request 💕 idk what i just wrote but i had fun 👍

IWAIZUMI & KENMA’S ARE AGED UP! MUTURE THEMES - MINORS DNI

tw// fluff, swearing, uwu language, cwinge

kenma’s hcs tw// sexual themes, implied switch!reader, phone sex(?), mentions of a blowjob, mentions of punishment

iwaizumi’s hcs tw// breeding kink, fem!reader, orgasm denial

Kei Tsukishima

you realised he didn’t like it so you did it just to annoy him LMFAO

he was scrolling through tiktok and a girl popped up on his fyp talking like that, so he snarled and immediately flicked it away, muttering something along the lines of ‘why do people speak like that? do they think it’s cute? ‘cause it’s really not; it’s just embarrassing.’

so you wasted no time in responding, ‘sowwy? what was that?’

HELL 👏 FIRE

his blood literally ran cold, he was aware that you liked taking the piss but he didn’t expect you to do it to this extent

 ‘what did you just say?’ he murmured, silently praying that he had just misheard you

you rolled your eyes before scoffing ‘nothing.’ you deepened your voice, just playing around at this point tbh

tsukishima hummed in agreement, deciding not to inquire further as he figured that he must’ve heard the echo of the girl’s voice in his head rather than yours

so he was just about go back to scrolling until he heard you coo in a high-pitched from behind him, ‘tsukishima is a lil’ bitch.’

‘(Y/N), FUCKING STOP!’ he let a throaty scream at you

‘you’re so boring, tsukki-’ you spoke, quickly cutting yourself off so you could switch to your uwu voice, ‘or should I say; bowing.’

you said, hopeful that your voice would make it clearing that you meant ‘boring’ rather than the act of playing an instrument with a bow

‘go to hell.’ he grumbled, trying his best to tune you out by pulling his headphones over his ears 

‘babe~’ you purred, shuffling over to him and peppering kisses along the nape of his neck as you were feeling extra evil today, ‘wuv you~’

‘jail.’  tsukishima simply stated as he switched over to Spotify so he could blare some Mother Mother to drown out the sound of your voice

the worst part was that he couldn’t even tell if he liked it or not PFFT

like it was cute but the fact you weaponised it against him annoyed him

but you were also giving him kithes so he couldn’t exactly complain 💞

Morisuke Yaku 

ok don’t even lie yaku does a variant of the uwu voice whenever he’s trying to insult kuroo IUGBEIGVA

it’s something like ‘aww, kuwoo, does your lil’ undewdeveloped bwain not undewstand algebwa?’ but in a mocking way yk?

so when a he watches a lil’ tabby cat approach you on the street, then you busted out the uwu voice that he had never heard before- he was taken aback

at first he was like ‘woah why are you making fun of that cat?’ bc he always associated that voice with ridicule LMFAO

but when he processed all the nice things you were saying he realised that you were being nice lol

so then he was like ‘awwww 🥺 (y/n) + cat = SO FKN CUTE!! 💕💗💖’ *click click* and he just starts taking photos

he probably puts them on his private story with the caption ‘their an angel 😍’

(then kuroo probably replies with ‘they’re*’) (don’t ask why yaku put him on his private story ✋)

anyway, he’s probably so fond of the voice too like ofc he thinks it’s cute

bc it’s a lil’ kitten and you’re talking to it in a high-pitched voice as if it can understand you SO FKN CUTE

he’s not too effected by it tho- it’s mostly how well you get on with the cat that he really admires

then he couched down beside you to talk to the cat too and y’all had a whole conversation with it in uwu

‘aww, look! are you hungwy, baby?’ you asked the cat as it licked the back of it’s paw

‘i think, it is!’ yaku continued, aware that if anybody from school caught him doing this, he’d pass away on the spot but what can he say? he’s soft for you (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

 ‘i have some blueberries in my bag, you can have some if you say please.’ he told the cat

you were both met by the cat’s blank - but adorable - stare, accompanied by silence until the kitten let out a faint, ‘mew’

‘AWWWWWW!!! 💞💕💖🥺👏 ’ you both squealed in unison, impressed by the kitten’s response 

‘it understands us!’ you gasped while applauding the cat for it’s excellent communication skills

‘the voice must work!’ yaku concluded as he scrambled to throw his bag off his back and rummage through it in search of the tub of blueberries

you nodded, watching in awe as yaku pulled out the tub to carefully pick out the plumpest berries and feed them to the cat

yaku noticed your expression out of the corner of his eye and chuckled, ‘what?’

‘you’re so cute.’ you snickered, lighting bopping his nose with your index finger as he continued to allow the cat to feed out of the palm of his hand

a furious blush immediately covered his cheeks as he hastily turned his head away to hide it - in a typical anime fashion, ‘be quiet.’

Kenma Kuzome

it’s a sex thing-- it’s 100% a sex thing

a kink perhaps?

ngl he loves it when you do the voice in bed 

like don’t ask why it turns him on so much

he’s weak for you whenever you do the voice tbh

BUT it’s only hot when you do it 

when any other person does it - especially if it’s over text - he literally gags 🤢🤢🤢

when a streamer he watches does the voice, he’s just thinks ‘ew ✋ that isn’t cute. pls stop.’

but when you do it- boner alert pfft

especially when you moan in that voice yES HE LOVES THAT

you just execute it in a way these other bitches just can’t, okay? 💅 IUERBGFERIBG

he doesn’t mind putting the voice on sometimes if you like it when he does it but he’s really embarrassed by it 🙈

he’ll try to say something in the voice while you’re rearranging his guts for a change and you’re praising him like 👏👏👏 ‘awh, precious kenma bb.i love that voice on you, i might just let you cum early--’

and he’s fucking groaning from pain, pleasure and humiliation 

‘never again.’ was the single coherent thought he could form

you’re only giving like 20% of the time but if you happen to giving on a day that you’re feeling especially evil, you might make him do the voice in exchange for orgasm privileges

but he gets you back for it though 

you’d call him, whining and pleading for him to help you with the throbbing between your legs or at the very least, give you permission to touch yourself

but considering that the day prior, you had tortured his ass to the point were he was now struggling to sit down, ofc he was just like ‘no ❤’ when you ask for his assistance 

even after your continuous begging, he didn’t budge 

‘don’t you dare put your hands on yourself until i get home. i’m leaving right now so i should be back in half an hour but if you keep pestering me like a little bitch, then i’ll be sure to go extra slow on the highway.’

although, for kenma ‘extra slow’ is probably the speed limit lmao

(istg he drives like he’s in mario kart)

however, half an hour was just too long 😩 i mean, you had probably been on call with him for 5 minutes already and it took you 20 minutes to get him to pick up the phone so by now, you were clearly on the brink of madness

‘kitten~’ you whined, desperately trying to think of a way to convince kenma to aid you 

then you remembered; his weak spot

‘pwease, baby?’ you softened and raised the pitch of your voice

kenma perked up as he realised what you were trying to do, the tips of his ears burning, ‘don’t bother to try that with me, (y/--’

‘i’ll suck you off when you come back.’ you promised, keeping the voice on, the aching getting worse and worse by the second

kenma was now partially able to relate to your circumstance as he began to feel a straining of his own, between his legs at your cutesy tone along with the image of the last time you blew him tormenting his mind

‘whatever. but only use your hands. i can tell when you use a toy so don’t even try; or else i’ll dick you down ‘til the sun rises- okay bye.’

atm the moment, that hardly sounded like a punishment but then you reflected back on how you’d be crying for a mercy after the fourth round with kenma so- yeah

anyway, moral of the story, if you perform the voice well enough, it’s basically kenma’s weakness so use it wisely 

Hajime Iwaizumi

you first did the voice in front of him while you had a friend’s baby in your arms and you were trying to communicate with it 

it kinda looked like 

you: hewwo babyy~ who’s the most precious thing? you are! 

the baby: 🤠

the parent: 🙂

iwa: 😶

iwa ON THE INSIDE: breeding kink go brrrr 😩 i want to put a baby in her so bad- she’ll scream my name in that fucking voice tonight

and he was right

cut to him pounding you while demanding that you say his name in ✨the voice✨ or else you won’t be allowed to cum

ofc you had too much pride for that so you just let him dick you down and cum whether he likes it or not but he could tell that was the plan you had in mind so he suddenly pulled out just as you were about to reach your high

he looked at you with a mean scowl, ‘fucking say it or i’ll stop right now.’

if he were to stop, it would kinda be a punishment for him too but he didn’t care- anything to see his lovely gf suffer tbh 😇

also he could get off to you fingering yourself, struggling to orgasm- he’s done it before and he’ll gladly do it again if you don’t say his damn name 

‘iwa..’ you groaned, gripping at the sheets as you anticipated him sliding his cock back into you 

‘in the voice.’ iwaizumi reiterated, delivering a hard smack to the side of your thigh out of annoyance

you hissed at the sharp impact , gulping to lubricate your dry throat before choking out in your best imitation of the voice he desired, ‘iwa~’

he was only half-satisfied with what you uttered but i mean, it got the job done

his dick was throbbing, practically begging for the comfort of your warm cunt once again so he hastily slipped back in, letting out a low groan as he did so

so he’d continue hammer you from behind, probably muttering incoherent things about your babies and your voice while doing so but you chose to pay little attention to it as you couldn’t help but focus on your own intense pleasure

once he finally climaxed, he did it inside you which you wasn’t surprising as y’all had already established that you love being being filled up and he loves filling you up 💕

but then he insisted that y’all go for another few rounds to increase the chance of pregnancy 

like- sir-

you didn’t have the heart to tell him that you were on birth control 

bc surely......he would’ve known

but he didn’t

you eventually told him that you had no interest in coming off birth control and he wasn’t mad LMAO he didn’t even want a baby tbh he was just caught up in the moment 

yeah no but if you do the voice again, the cycle will continue

Wakatoshi Ushijima

you were both hanging out in your bedroom, doing your own things, and you were sending your friend a (video) snap so you ironically used the uwu voice

ofc this caught his attention so he shifted his gaze off of his revision sheets and onto you, shooting you a weird look

you couldn’t help but snicker, turning to him and continuing with your little impression, ‘can i hewp you?’ you tried to ask in all seriousness but you couldn’t suppress the smile that was tugging on the corners of your lip

were you a little high? yes

ushijima just blinked rapidly, wondering why you sound like a cuter version of mickey mouse all of a sudden

was it a trend?

or maybe it was for one of those ‘tiktoks’?

either way, ushijima couldn’t help what he said next

‘no. i’m fiwne.’

IUERSBGTOHAROHSGBGFRO

HE SAID IT LIKE ‘fi - whine’ THO

you passed away 💀⚰

‘TOSHI!!!’ you screamed, feeling your soul leave your body

ushijima gasped, thinking that you had just been possessed or sumn, ‘hm?’

once he realised that you were in fact sane, he figured that your reaction must have something to do with his response 

‘did i say something wrong?’ his lips curling into the tiniest of smiles, simply because you looked so joyous so ofc he was he was happy seeing you happy

‘nope! please say it again, toshi! i’m beggin’ ya’

‘no.’

although he loved hearing you laugh more than anything, the man had his limits

ngl he doesn’t mind when you do it - it just doesn’t especially effect him, that’s all

you could just randomly start talking like that during a conversation and he’ll just go from 😐 to 😐

but he gets butterflies when you call him ‘baby’ which is something you usually pickup whenever you put on the voice lol <3

pls call him ‘baby’ or ‘babe’ more he just wants to feel cared for and loved for a change instead of always having to constantly put on a front of ‘big, stoic man with no feeling that you can push around to your hearts content’  around literally everyone. sometimes he just wants to come home and feel like he can actually express himself and be soft without getting ridiculed