#like f in the chat for me

[firephoenix23]

Like I literally have second hand embarrassment for Vox after seeing what Alastor ACTUALLY is like in a rivalry.

Like homie wishes he could be that close to Alastor 😂😂

[shotmrmiller]

ghost getting himself a cute, soft girl he doesn't talk about much but is clearly obsessed with and price just thinks it's nice he's finally settled down, approves of the home he's made for himself, definitely approves of the one he's taken for himself.

soap asks kyle if he's seen you and he says, "yep. lovely bird he's got tucked away in her little dollhouse. makes great food, too." soap swears there's a subtle shift in his tone when he says "lovely", a hint of something deeper that flickers in his eyes for just a moment. soap simply sucks on his teeth, letting it slide. (although he knows that kyle's always been one to appreciate the good things in life.)

interest gnaws at him, a persistent itch he can't scratch. price likes you just fine, as does kyle. well what about him? he decides to bite the bullet and goes to simon with a knot between his brows, the corners of his lips tugged downwards. they've shared clothes, bullets, beds. if the other two got to meet you, why can't he?

"ya can come over for dinner on tonight. she'd 'ave my neck if she didn't formally meet ya anyway."

soap then asks, out of genuine curiosity more than anything else, if simon would have kept you in the dark from him hadn't he brought you up himself.

"ya meet 'er when i want ya to, boy, and not a moment before." the tone he takes is unmistakeable. his words are a command, not a suggestion, and soap instantly knows to not push further.

soap nods. "ah'll be there."

"course ya will. she'd be terribly disappointed otherwise."

yeah, he'd hate to have that.

soap sits in the living room, the soft glow of the lamp casting a warm light over the cozy place. with a full stomach and an unfastened belt, nursing a glass of kentucky. he can't remember the last time he ate that well or that much.

maybe it's the alcohol that loosens his tongue, or the fact that he wishes he also had a sweet little thing to keep at his side just like simon's doing with you now, but the thoughts he's been mulling over all evening since he first saw you tumble out of his mouth.

"while ah can attest to yer taste in sweethearts, can't say much about your alcohol. bourbon, LT?" he says, chest warm.

simon's arm tightens around your hips, fingers splayed possessively over your thigh. he shrugs, completely unbothered by the backhanded compliment. "can't be perfect in everythin', can we, sergeant?"

soap's cheeks burn furiously hot when you come to his defense with a smack of your palm onto simon's chest. "be nice to johnny. he's got a face that make up for some of his other flaws."

the teasing lilt in your voice unashamedly gets his southern blood pumping. he can't help it if certain things stir when someone as pretty as you look at him like that. soap swirls the amber liquid gently in the glass while keeping his limpid eyes on you, not even trying to hide the fact that his gaze hasn't wavered since your cheeky little comment.

you then whisper something in simon's ear, your cupped hand not even half the size of his head and soap has to rearrange himself from the outside when your teeth catch your bottom lip. simon looks up at you then, eyes heavy and half lidded, and a smirk plays at the corners of his mouth.

"'m not sure, love. you'll just 'ave to ask 'im yourself. go on."

you open that sweet mouth of yours, but simon cuts you off with a decisive wave of his hand. "no. you know how to ask for things."

your reaction to that is visceral, and you're on your knees faster than his alcohol-muddled brain can comprehend. don't look down 'er shirt, don't look down 'er shirt, don't-

"johnny, will you touch my pussy?"

he splutters at your question, completely taken aback, but it seems you're not done just yet.

"hands to yourself, sergeant. tha' not all."

you pout at simon, one that earns you a look that promises consequence, but do as he says.

"will you touch my pussy, johnny? pretty please?"

[deadeery]

VAMPIFIES YOUR PIRATES 🩸🩸🧛‍♂️💥

[my-darling-boy]

And it hurts to miss you, but it’s worse to know

That I’m the reason you won’t come home

Photos by keltikfilm, editing by me

[turbineface]

before making this thrust beast machines post i smashed every part of voth of my legs on gym equipment. god it hurts. if only they had a metal scooter that i could swing at my ankles……. 😞

[sparklings-husband]

candy corn cookie aka dotter

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

By the way, about the female custodes drama - since I just answered anon this came to my mind-, the other day I saw something absolutely "funny".

Apparently most lore yt channels are fine with female custodes, especially those who are known to be lore human libraries.

People's reaction to them: ewww tourists >:c

Then:

Random person who clearly has only read the wiki once: *explain why they are against female custodes*

The same exact people: real man, you know so much omg 🥰

It was.. weird.

[tyrianludaship]

i actually dont know how you can write "pr0shippers dni" and proceed to age yourself down to selfship w/ highschoolers

[glassedplanets]

this guy

tl;dr i cosplayed at the one piece symphony and ref'd this off a photo of me (tl;dr 2: it was amazing, if you are able to go then go), which is funny considering i take photos of myself to use as refs all the time but this is the first i've done in a long time that's this one-to-one!

i don't cosplay often (ever?) and i'm pretty shy so this was some kinda experience. i am very flattered that people thought i looked nice enough to take a photo with me. i was also dying inside.

(i killed the fit tho, take my word for it)

[cheesecake-beech]

Wake up babe, new fanart just dropped

@jell-o101's comic goes fucking hard, but you know what goes harder? Unhinged characters.

And their comic has just that

alts under the cut

[karleksmumskladdkaka]

I'm back with more Grand Edition special booklet scans ～(´∀｀～)

Continuing on from the previous part, the Diaboys have received instructions for the next project: namely, to reveal their test answers— specifically, their unusual ones. Since top students Ruki and Reiji have never produced any such less-than-perfect test answers in their lives, we only get to see ones written by the other eight. No need to worry about not getting your Ruki and/or Reiji fix this chapter, though; they both take part in commenting on some of the aforementioned test answers ﾟ+.ﾟ(*´∀`)bﾟ+.ﾟ

Enjoy ( ﾉ^ω^)ﾉ*+*×*

(But please don't repost the scans anywhere without my permission)

[moving-to-dreamwinged]

hate when The Character does ONE THING and their personality is forever reduced to that

[todayisafridaynight]

I'd screenshot every profile on here individually tbh but the new IW character lore is soooo juicy

i'll screenshot em for the team on tumblr cause i woke up sick today

renders under the cut. if anyone wanna look at em 👁️👁️

[formulaonedirection]

Maybe you're not in the mood - but max and lando back in the bambi academy with Bankai last night was a really nice escapism to forget about this hellscape for a couple of hours at least.

I opened twitch dot com saw this horrendous trim and laughed out loud so that's actually cheered me up where's your hair gone pretty boy

[miutonium]

Its 4 am, I should be sleeping but why is it that I just have the urge to draw and ship her with a pathetic nerd gf??

[sparklings-husband]

sigh. she's like a dotter to me,